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Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) seeking permission to catch, boat, tag and release as many as 10 great white sharks within the boundaries of the Gulf of the Farallones National Marine Sanctuary while a film crew documents the project. The state and federal permits were both granted, and, weather permitting, Domeier will be fishing between Monday and Friday of this week, according to Maria Brown, superintendent of the sanctuary. Brown says that multiple marine biologists were consulted to determine whether allowing the sharks to be hooked, boated and tagged—a procedure that Domeier has conducted on 11 white sharks at the Guadalupe Islands off the Baja California coast—could threaten the safety of the fish. “Everyone we consulted has been very positive about Domeier’s research,� Brown states. But Dr. Pete Klimley says he was among

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Domeier, who returned no phone calls or emails from the Bohemian, aims to fit captured sharks with advanced SPOT (smart position or temperature transmitting) devices. To install these, which communicate with satellites only when the sharks break the surface, researchers must drill a small hole in a shark’s dorsal fin and bolt the tag in place. The operation requires hauling the animal onboard for as long as 20 minutes. Cameras, which sources say will be filming for National Geographic, will be rolling. Brown of the NOAA says that SPOT tags last longer than many existing transmitter types and, fitted to the dorsal fins of white sharks, could help to solve the unknowns about their migration patterns, such as whether the fish return to the Farallones on a strict annual or a biannual schedule. But Dr. Ken Goldman, now with the Alaska Department of Fish and Game but who tagged and studied white sharks in California extensively in the 1990s, wonders how significantly Domeier’s SPOT tag project will contribute to the existing pool of knowledge of great white behavior, and he wonders if it’s worth the risk. Goldman has seen large great whites die of stress-related causes days after capture and release by sport fishermen. “With great whites, it’ll take a long time to pull them in and handle them, and there’ll be a major stress factor on the fish,� Goldman says. “I’m concerned that the sharks will be stressed, lose their capacity to maintain their core body temperature and die.� Superfish skipper Menigoz sits on the Gulf of the Farallones National Marine Sanctuary’s advisory council along with 12 other individuals. The council’s job, according to the sanctuary’s website, is to provide “the Sanctuary manager with advice on the management of the Sanctuary.� But Menigoz says he was never consulted for his opinion on Domeier’s SPOT tagging project. “I’m very surprised I wasn’t contacted. At least a courtesy notice would have been nice, but it’s been top secret. Now everyone’s saying, ‘How can this be happening in a sanctuary?’ Well, believe it—it’s happening.�

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wenty years ago, on Nov. 10, 1989, the day after the Berlin Wall fell, I saw unbridled joy in the smile of a young East Berliner. The event was incredible to him, and to me as a West Berliner, too. The two of us babbled over beers, searching for words big enough for our feelings. We found none, so we beamed instead. What made us, and everyone around us, so giddy was that the future didn’t simply contain the possibility of being different and better, but the certainty of being so. How it would be different was unclear and entirely secondary. It was our moment in history. The previous night, Nov. 9, I had been driving my rusted VW Rabbit through a flurry of fat snowflakes when the news of the Wall’s demise came over the radio. Momentous events have a way of imprinting themselves by minutiae and for this, it was the squeak of my windshield wipers as I listened in disbelief to the fever-pitched words of the announcer. It seemed phenomenally crazy that the Wall would fall without a drop of blood or a fullfledged nuclear war. Neither the shift in the Eastern bloc that began with Gorbachev— not with Reagan’s 1987 photo-op speech at the Brandenburg Gate or the October demonstrations in East German cities—nor the exodus of thousands by train through Hungary into Austria, nor the refugees inside the West German embassy compound in Prague nor other unequivocal signs that socialist East Germany had died—none of it had been able to topple the brutally unnatural border in our minds. History is made in an instant, but ideology is not that adaptable. This I learned in conversations with East Berliners during the weeks to come. After 40 years of division and 28 years of the Wall, we sought each other’s company, brimming with curiosity and patience. Amazing to me, the East Germans voiced doubts about the new, “free� order of things, such as: What exactly was competition? What was so great about ambition? My optimism reached its limit in the ensuing debate. I smiled a lot in my sales pitch of democracy and found the unimpressed faces unnerving. Belief systems, mine as much as theirs, would have to be taken down one miserable brick at a time and not overnight like the cement

barrier and the state with it. And then the view changes. The first time I walked right past the deserted gray booths at the former border crossing into the countryside of Brandenburg, a landscape I had been able to see but not touch from car or train windows traveling on transit routes to West Germany, I could barely control my impulse to run. For so long, I had wanted to move freely inside this foreign state but couldn’t. Despite all the personal freedom the encircled, amputated island of West Berlin provided, I would’ve inevitably run into a wall or a border. In November 1989, I walked across barren, formerly stateowned fields, and that moment of openness and discovery was precious. Twenty years later, those same fields are now fenced, owned by corporations. While much of the East German population scrambled to learn the new rules of democracy and a free market, corporations and franchises seamlessly moved in. I questioned my enthusiasm: What percent of my eternal optimism was indoctrination of the Western kind? East Germans had lived from the cradle to the grave shackled to a state that ruled by the sheer intimation that it could, and yet many I talked to grieved the loss of the socialist ideal, mourned the fact that no one in this free society told them what to do and that no one took care of them. It sounded absurd to me at the time, but it does less so now. These same questions, now being raised in earnest in the Land of the Free, are less an indication that the dreaded socialism is coming (anyone who thinks it is doesn’t know what socialism is or was), but that the status quo of capitalism isn’t really working anymore. What good is “freedom� if you have to work several jobs just to stay alive, and no matter how much you work, you never win? As we commemorate the fall of one wall, we’d do well to consider the ones we have built and are reinforcing. Dividing lines claim more than mere property, for all too quickly they become symbols of self-righteous belief.

It seemed phenomenally crazy that the Wall would fall without a drop of blood or a full-fledged nuclear war.

Birgit Nielsen is a freelance writer and translator who lives in Guerneville. Open Mic is a weekly feature in the Bohemian. We welcome your contribution. To have your topical essay of 700 words considered for publication, write openmic@bohemian.com.

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environmental rights. “I believe that there has to be development, but with humanitarian values,� he says. “Not profits only, but improvement of the human condition.� Apparently, a climate-harming Bush legacy dogs all of South America. “Three years ago,� Hilario says, “the Brazilian president and Bush made a pact that Latin America would go into the business of creating biofuels to export to the U.S. so that North Americans could be less dependent on petroleum. Within that framework, there is a trend to plant corn and soybeans and sugar cane so we can convert these to biofuel and export them to the U.S. And then Peru signed a free-trade agreement with the U.S. two years ago. The Peruvian government has been giving way to international businesses to plant and grow these biofuels.� Rainforest being replaced by Frankencrops is not only an ugly image but a climate-heating mistake in the making. “Currently Peru has 1.2 million tourists per year,� Hilario explains. “We see increasing that to 5 million per year within five years. That inf lux will create jobs, from taxi drivers in Lima to eco-lodges in the Amazon. In our model, everybody wins. Private investors who develop hotels win, tourists connecting with nature win, dwellers in the Amazon win a better quality of life, and the world will win because we’re combating global warming. “The Bay Area is full of very progressiveminded people,� he continues. “I want them to join me in this process to fight for the Amazon through political and intellectual process. It is not just an election in Peru. It is part of world citizenship to preserve the rainforest, part of serving humanity.� There it is again, that “world citizen� term. Hilario plans to have a campaign office in Sonoma County and to recruit volunteers to work both here and in Peru. “We are asking volunteers for fundraising so we are not coopted by corporations,� Hilario explains.

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a book that pairs Mall’s informal Southern and Southwestern boots-on style with Silvers’ French- and Italian-inspired wine country cuisine. The two restaurants reflect the two styles, Zin eschewing table cloths and fuss for straightforward goodness, in most cases harvested directly from the Eastside Farm he and his wife, Susan, maintain; to Silver’s white tablecloths and elaborate tasting menus, the ingredients sourced from the best local providers. The two chefs often collaborate for charity events, and it was at just such a dinner, hosted by Rodney Strong, that Klein suggested the two create an Iron Chef–style partnership. Take the same main ingredient, whether it be a chicken or a cheesecake, and deliver it in each man’s inimitable manner. Down Home : Downtown is the result of that pairing, and it is one of those cookbooks just as enjoyable to read as it is to open on the kitchen counter and use. Lusciously photographed by Alan Campbell and written by former San Francisco Chronicle wine editor Linda Murphy, Down Home : Downtown features recipes that a midlevel home chef can tackle and possibly even

wrestle directly to the plate. What’s more, it’s fun to see how two different minds take the same essential ingredients and create wholly disparate end results. Mall is informally hailed as the local king of heirloom tomatoes, and wife Susan raises some 40 different varieties of chickens. The Malls give tomato starts away at the beginning of each summer, Jeff cures his own bacon and makes his own sausage. Theirs is a haute back-to-theland cuisine, hand-made and hand-raised and thoroughly delightful to them as an occupation. Silver and Regina are urbanites, devoted to the pleasures of the stove and the table, their young son Jackson and the new restaurant they are preparing to launch in his name. Where Mall uses grits, Silver uses mascarponeinfused polenta. Where Mall does rice pilaf, Silver does risotto. Where Silver serves fresh wild salmon, Mall does too; he just wraps his in bacon, a recurring ingredient and a personal obsession. Crab will be coming into season soon and the chefs’ recipes for the best use of local crab is a sterling example of the sameness and differences provided. &THE BOHEMIAN

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The Lost Digital Da Vinci Fortress Symbol Bob Lamedum stepped briskly out of the Louvre and glanced around. Located at 34 Rue du Louvre 75001 Paris, France, the building was impressive, even to a markology professor from a leading California State University. The April morning was fresh and inviting, but Bob was late for an appointment with his sometime mistress, the celebrated astrophysicist-cum-pole dancer AngĂŠle DĂŠmon. From there, he planned to meet his mentor, the prominent Odd Fellow and secret tax-dodger Solomon Mines. His phone rang. “Darn thing,â€? Bob thought. “How do I work this?â€? The phone was new, a gift from AngĂŠle, and Bob was still unused to its flip-top feature. “Hello?â€? “Bob!â€? AngĂŠle cried, for AngĂŠle it was. “Solomon has been brutally kidnapped! You must return to California to find him!â€? Twelve hours later, Bob was in Solomon’s

Santa Rosa home. Looking around, he fondly saw that his friend’s favorite touchstones were proudly displayed: a laminated parking ticket, a glass artichoke tumbling from a cornucopia, a sculpture of a sideways hand set nicely on the piano. But wait. Two items of the five were missing. Could they have anything to do with Solomon’s brutal kidnapping? Bob leaned against a bookcase and felt it give, revealing . . . . . . what looked like a dark room with oddly shaped straps hanging from crisscross clotheslines. Against the walls stood glass-paneled closets, stacked with folded items in all colors of the rainbow. Bob, being a professor, knew immediately that he was in the presence of the world’s largest treasure trove of classical chastity belts. There were, for instance, the rough-hewn 12th-century specimens worn by women whose husbands had left on crusades to Jerusalem; a pretty nothing for Catherine de Medici; a replica of the fancy Bellifortis model for Queen Elizabeth I; and an early Tollyboy design that had inspired Benjamin Franklin to invent the lightning rod. '+ THE BOHEMIAN

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“If that’s so,â€? Bob mumbled to himself. “What then, prof ?â€? continued albinoblonde AngĂŠle DĂŠmon, suddenly behind him and pressing a gun into his lumbar region. “Then Mary Magdalene wasn’t Jesus’ wife, nor the mother of his daughter Sarah . . .â€? “Yep,â€? said AngĂŠle, “the foundations of the da Vinci Code would collapse and the damn book would be a total fraud. That’s why those religious junk publishers have bandied together, paying me to end this eff-ing research into reading mirrors and chastity belts.â€? From her disdain of research, Bob realized that her doctorate in astrophysics was only a mail-order degree. Outside, a muscular editor from Doubleday was at the wheel of a Prius, and as they were driving to the Odd Fellows’ lodge in Sebastopol, where Sol was padlocked to a heater, Bob said to the driver, “This reminds me of the worst sentence in the book: Almost inconceivably, the gun into which she was now staring was clutched in the pale hand of an enormous albino with long white hair. Only she is now me. You should have done something about almost inconceivably and into which.â€? “Shut up,â€? said the pole dancer, “what’s with Sol’s three touchstones?â€? “Oh, those,â€? said Lamedum, “they reminded him of the day he arrived in Santa Rosa. He got a parking ticket on Fourth Street, went to the Wells Fargo Center to hear Jeffrey Kahane’s piano recital and enjoyed a cornucopia of wine, fruit and artichokes with me afterwards.â€? Suddenly, the muscular editor, the

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If he could just locate the churches which stood near each other, perhaps he could find, likely still obsessed with murdering Thor, the immutable Solomon. Maintaining close ties with clergy and astronomers, Angéle had no trouble uncovering the two churches that Mines must have been alluding to. A few professional offices stood between them, and they scoured the lobby directories for another clue. They saw optometrists, podiatrists, a proctologist and a dentist. Could Mines be nearby? The revelation jolted Bob’s mouth like a root canal. “Of course!” Tearing upstairs, he heard in his mind Solomon’s lisping voice. He wasn’t out to conquer Thor—he was talking about a cankersore! And there he was, asleep in the dental chair, a bald bearded man in a smock hovering over him. Bob recognized the IRS agent-cum-dentist immediately. He’d found Solomon, but it was too late. Tomato juice

stains on his shirt, his wallet empty, Mines was no more than a shell. His number in Folsom prison ended in a “nine.” For the next 10 years, Mines would indeed be an “odd” fellow.—Stephen D. Gross Could they have anything to do with Solomon’s brutal kidnapping? Bob leaned against a bookcase and felt it give, revealing . . . . . . a marking on the wall. Bob crouched for a closer look. “In all my years of markology, I’ve never seen the like! Whoever did this draws about as well as I can.” Which was to say it was utterly indecipherable. Bob whipped out his notebook. A sultry voice interrupted his scribbling. “What are you doing there, Bob?” said Angéle. He hadn’t expected her, but there she was standing in the doorway. “Oh hi, love,” he said distractedly. “Just found a clue from Solomon. Don’t know what it means, though. Two touchstones are missing.” “Not unlike your personal pronouns,” Angéle quipped. “Might you be referring to these?” She handed him the objects in question: a gold-enameled crab claw and a cryptex. Bob jumped to his feet. “But how did you . . . ?” “I received them in the mail along with this sealed note.” Bob finger-scissored the envelope and read: If you want to see your beloved mentor alive again, you might find a visit to San Francisco worth your while. Faster than one could say “Knights Templar,” Bob and Angéle were standing before an old Victorian-style mansion. They rang the bell and the front gate opened automatically. They made a cautious approach to the front door and slipped inside. “Stay on your guard,” Bob whispered. Just then, a cry for help. “Bob! I’m in here!”

It was Solomon. They traced his voice to the kitchen, only to find Solomon bound hand and foot to a chair. Curiously, he was covered in doughnut crumbs. “What’s happened to you? Are you all right?” said Bob as he rushed to undo the ropes. “They’re never going to get away with this. If they think force-feeding me doughnuts will make me squeal, they’ve got another thing coming!” Solomon fumed.

Knowing how sensitive he was about his figure, Bob and Angéle kept silent. “My captors number three,” Solomon continued, “and they’ll do anything to get their hands on my grandfather’s horde. This used to be his house, you know. I trust you uncovered my message?” Bob nodded. “Where’s the treasure, then?” said Angéle from behind a pulled gun. Three men were instantly beside her. “Angéle! Are you mad?!” “A far cry from a dance pole, I know,” she said with a wave of the gun. “But it gets the point across nonetheless.” “So it was you all along!” “Who else? I’ve been chasing Solomon’s treasure for years. Now, monsieur, if you would be so kind?”

“The two missing items were a tiny replica of Rodin’s Thinker and a miniature folding metal chair,” said Lamedum. “But what do they mean?” “The laminated parking ticket represents punishment for occupying a space too long. The glass hand’s thumb and forefinger configuration suggest feeding a mouth something . . . like a potato chip.” “Or an artichoke leaf ?” Angéle offered. “Good, good! Now consider the posture of the Thinker—it’s as if he is taking a constitutional.” “Yes, but what about the chair?” asked Angéle. “If the Thinker were seated upon the flat, metal chair while attempting a constitutional, the chair’s adhesion would result in maximum flatulence amplification.” “But how do these clues tie together?” “The parking ticket indicates the Thinker was taking too long to perform his business. If taking too long results in a punishment, i.e., Solomon’s being crushed, then what’s the opposite of taking too long between flatulence emissions?” “Rapid-fire flatulence.” “Excellent, Angéle! By eating artichoke leaves while sitting bare-bottomed on a metal chair one would emit rapid-fire, or staccato, flatulence emissions . . . “ “The Staccati!” gasped Angéle with exhilaration.

“Fine. The mark I left you is a map. It shows the treasure’s exact location,” Solomon said. “Of course!” Angéle was gone in an instant, followed by her henchmen. But all too late. The police were waiting. Bob and Solomon emerged into the daylight and waved as Angéle was cuffed and taken away. “Looks like the adventure’s ended before it even began,” Bob said. “Speak for yourself. I’ve still got 10 pounds of doughnuts to work off !” Bob held out the cryptex with a smile. “Care for an A-P-P-L-E instead?”—A+T Could they have anything to do with Solomon’s brutal kidnapping? Bob leaned against a bookcase and felt it give, revealing . . . . . . a secret chamber. Lamedum brushed through the cobwebs, held a lit candle before him and entered. He touched his candle’s flame to another in the room’s corner; its wick linked with 300 others, and instantly illuminated the room. Solomon Mines was tied down to the floor behind a thick plexiglass wall; a steel cable slowly lowered an enormous steel weight toward his chest. Lamedum’s eyes followed the cable to the gear that controlled it. Attached to the gear was the combination scroll. Lamedum noticed folding metal chairs and artichokes piled in the corner. Bob glanced at Solomon. “Solve the code!” Solomon silently mouthed from behind the wall. Angéle Démon slunk from the shadows like the pole dancer she was. “I found the entrance earlier—we must help him,” she said.

“Precisely. We must both assume the position to hit the right combination of staccato emissions to activate the scroll and stop the gear from lowering the weight onto Solomon. Quickly, pull down your pants—a man’s life is at stake!” Lamedum and Démon exposed their bare bottoms and sat on two nearby metal chairs. They then grabbed artichokes and nibbled the flesh from the leaves. Rapid successions of popping reports resounded from buttocks against metal chairs. Solomon looked desperate as the weight descended to an inch from his chest. “Again, hurry!” commanded Lamedum. They grimaced and nibbled more artichoke leaves. Machine-gun-like effluviums burst forth into the room. ' -

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door lock and stepped behind the flocked velvet drape. Dust tickled his nose, but before he sneezed, AngĂŠle’s perfume assailed his nostrils. He’d know that pole-dancer anywhere, even in the dark. “Thank God it’s you,â€? he said. “The Fox News antichrist poster is behind the bookcase, and it holds the secret of Solomon Mines’ kidnapping.â€? “Where’s the computer?â€? AngĂŠle was on it. She was the master of Youtube, the logical place to find any conspiracy relating to politics and the church. “I haven’t been able to find it,â€? Bob admitted, aggressively scratching his head. AngĂŠle smiled knowingly as she picked up an enormous fluffy, orange Persian, revealing Solomon’s laptop computer. Bob had seen the cat but thought it was some kind of bath mat. “It’s still warm,â€? Bob told her. “Solomon can’t have been gone that long if he just used the computer.â€?

“Thank God, Lamedum, you saved my life!� Mines said. “The Staccati were sure you could never solve such a ludicrous code and their secret would be safe forever.� “Never underestimate a markologist,� Lamedum said, pulling up his trousers. —Wray Cotterill Could they have anything to do with Solomon’s brutal kidnapping? Bob leaned against a bookcase and felt it give, revealing . . . . . . a life-size poster of Barack Obama. Bob stared at it for a few minutes until he found what he was searching for. The perpetrators had left a clue. In the bottom right corner of the poster was the Fox News’ symbol for the anti-Christ: a bolt of lightning. Talking to himself, the best way to solve any mystery, Bob said, “It’s common knowledge that Jesus spoke Aramaic, but not everyone is aware that he also knew Hebrew. Since the Bible, which was written in Hebrew as soon as the Phoenicians discovered clay tablets, predicts the coming of the antichrist, we can follow the derivation and translation of the words. The Bible says the antichrist will come from the heavens, so it becomes obvious that the original word for light (from the sky), “barach,� has evolved into ‘Barack.’� Bob congratulated himself for discovering the clue so quickly. As soon as he could find his mentor’s computer he’d have the answer to his whereabouts. Easier said than done. After a frantic search through the dark house, he found the light switch. It was of no avail because even with more light, the computer was missing. He heard the click of a key in the front

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“I think the cat just used it. How do you spell ‘Barack’?â€? “Let me go back to the poster and I’ll tell you.â€? He struck his forehead. “Wait! I’m so stupid. Solomon is being kept in the White House.â€? “Hmm. It won’t be easy,â€? AngĂŠle said, “but I think with the right credentials we can gain access. Just so you know, I’m not entering any building through the sewer again.â€? Whipping two press passes out of his tweed jacket, Bob waved them in front of her. “This time we’ll enter in style.â€? “Uh, I think those were for a Led Zeppelin concert, Bob.â€? “No worries, with a little Clorox, ink and a Xerox machine, we’re in business.â€? It turned out to be unnecessary. Solomon had been abducted because he translated a document on Youtube, claiming the president was the antichrist. It was a simple matter to create another video proving that “barachâ€? actually meant “healthcareâ€? in Aramaic. So the White House had no further use for keeping Solomon prisoner. “We’re so smart,â€? AngĂŠle gushed. “When this is over, maybe we can make some more like us.â€?—Carol Collier

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lmost murdered by her father at age three. Her throat slashed. Witness to her sisters’ murders. Her mother, grandmother and aunts violently killed. Carmina Salcido is a survivor. Many have read the numerous stories of RamĂłn Salcido’s deadly Sonoma County rampage two decades ago, but few know the aftermath. In ‘Not Lost Forever, My Story of Survival’ (William Morrow: $25.99), Carmina Salcido describes her arduous road from victim to survivor with co-author Steve Jackson. Carmina’s story extends far beyond her brush with death. Given up for adoption by her grieving grandfather, the feisty little girl joined a family deeply ingrained in an ultra-strict, cultish Catholic organization Tradition, Family and Property. Isolated on a Midwestern farm, she was deprived of anything resembling a normal childhood and instead endured much abuse at the hands of her adoptive, alcoholic parents. “Escapingâ€? at age 17 to a Carmelite convent, she suffered from numerous physical and mental-health problems that landed her in the hospital. Deemed unfit for convent life, she was sent to a ranch in Idaho for troubled teen girls. Carmina and the other girls there endured more abuse, until she made her break for freedom at age 18. Contacting the grandfather who had been excluded from her life by her adoptive parents, Carmina reconnected with her past. Now back in Sonoma County, she has investigated and confronted the events that placed her on such a tough road, contacting family, friends and members of law enforcement and the press who could help shed light on her early life. The book’s short chapters read cleanly, and the 16 pages of color photos trace a full life lived in 23 short years. This resilient young woman has reached a level of understanding and forgiveness few would be able endure, let alone come out of with compassion and normalcy. Not Lost Forever is a testament that leaves readers with hope and admiration for Carmina’s survival.—S.D.

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points in between, including Notre Dame and Chautauqua. Opening with “A Note on the Type,� a detailed, engrossing story of a conniving employee at a printing company who ascends from file folders to far-flung affairs, Frank’s stories follow those in the throes and woes of love and life. With one eye inside the workings of her characters and one observing from afar, In Envy Country sets a Raymond Carver tone—a character from “Betting on Men� is even named Carver—without the rampant selfannihilation and morbidity.—G.M.

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n the classic love story, two people find each other, overcome their dilemmas and fall in love. Yet Penngrove author Linda Loveland Reid, winner of the 2008 Redwood Writers Club contest, illustrates in her novel ‘Touch of Magenta’ (BookSurge Publishing, $18.99) that love is never that simple. The plot, weaving together the lives of two women whose pasts are veiled in secrecy, is actually antithetical to the classic romance. Set in California’s Gold Country, as well as San Francisco, Chinatown, Sacramento, Singapore, Italy and England, Reid’s novel follows the tale of Corri Montclair, who in 1971 uncovers a shocking mystery in the pages of her dead mother’s will, sending her on a life-altering quest to discover the ghosts of her hidden past. Montclair’s story is entwined with that of Pegeen O’Connor, who falls into a shadowed romance with a Chinese boy against the racial constraints of 1895 California society. Reid paints a suspenseful portrait as Corri labors to solve the mysteries of her past, eventually crossing paths with the consequences of Pegeen’s deeds and the fate that brought their stories together, though separated by time. Touch of Magenta journeys into the unknown spheres of human nature and the way parts of our identities are determined by a compelling desire to untangle our pasts.—T.M.

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etween the rounds of housework and homework, a parent’s own life can quite easily slip away. But when the child leaves for college and the house is quiet for the first time in some 18 years, a parent’s slipped-away life often becomes a massive void that bewilders. And so it is with Nora, the heroine of Santa Rosa author J. C. Miller’s novel ‘On the Brink of Nora’ (Redwood Writers; $16). But Nora is not alone, sharing the book with her husband Eric and daughter Dani, each of whose stories are told in alternating chapters as the reader gets an omniscient view of the

life of one small Sonoma County family as they handle the dread empty nest, the dread midlife crisis, the dread adultery and even the dread growing-up-and-moving-away transition of young adulthood. Miller’s characters are people we know because they are us—fallible, astray, searching and trying to do what is honorable and right in this one single life we are given.—G.G.

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and landscapes punctuate the 415 (mostly) colored photographs in this coffee-table tome. The impressive detail and quality exhibited throughout the book is evidence of a labor of love from the husband and wife team.Visions of Marin will be a welcome addition to libraries of both locals and California dreamers.—S.D.

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oel Kramer’s Passionate Mind, originally published in 1974, offered an informed, intellectual whole-life theory of living self-reflexively in the moment, and became a “life handbook� for many of the age of enlightenment. This year, Kramer, a Bolinas resident, with co-author Diana Alstead, offers ‘The Passionate Mind Revisited’ (North Atlantic Books; $16.95), a complete reworking of the original. To live in the moment, Kramer and Alstead clarify, we as a species must have a cognizant grasp of both our past and our future. Unless we can expand our awareness to a broader social range—making our ego work for the planet, changing our detached mindset and questioning our beliefs, for example—our future will be bleak indeed. Rife (%

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n ‘Walks: Best Poems’ (Footprint Press; $15), Greenbrae poet B. J. Stolbov invites his readers to stroll beside him as he journeys through manhood. Stolbov is often subtle, employing a careful, conscious meter when threading the emotion of love through his poems; he is also often chaotic, detailing an anthill that buzzes with hurried life. Either way, his work is defined by precise thoughts, brief moments in time that account for a larger social commentary on the pursuit of spiritual fulfillment or the larger American dream. A keen glimpse into the poet’s mind, Walks is a compilation that follows Stolbov’s clear message, “It is my work / This being a wanderer� through both writing and life itself.—T.M.

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f it weren’t for Kurt Cobain’s ghastly suicide on April 5, 1994, the trope of the rock star’s untimely death might have receded into distant memory. David Comfort’s ‘The Rock and Roll Book of the Dead’ (Citadel Press; $15.95) keeps the stories alive by weaving Cobain in with Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Elvis Presley, John Lennon and Jerry Garcia, finding connections between all seven “rock immortals�—their lonely childhoods, their desire to escape and their sudden and often suspicious deaths. Some, like Cobain’s, are scrutinized fiercely by this Santa Rosa author, while others are retold with the acceptance of time’s passing. Comfort’s ultimate success is an outline of the vagaries of fame and how it delivers on its promise for a price often mortally high.—G.M.

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ausalito art dealer Richard Polsky is no schmo. He knows who to call at the large auction houses like Christie’s and Sotheby’s, he’s conversant with artworld insiders and he used to own a real Andy Warhol. His Fright Wig work, so-called because the self-portrait features Andy in an on-end white wig, was a piece that made Polsky glad to own, glad to look at. It did what art can sometimes do: it made Polsky actually happy. But his wife was running up credit card bills that were breaking him, and another dealer was interested. Maybe Polsky should sell the work, recoup a couple hundred thou, pay Visa off and relax a little. After some sleuthing, due diligence and thinking, he did. And then the art market exploded, and suddenly Warhols were commanding eight figures, not six, and Polsky was left out in the dust. In his chatty insider tome ‘I Sold Andy Warhol (Too Soon)’ (Other Press; $29.95), Polsky uses a conversational tone to explain what happened in the art market and how. For those who care about the business of art with even the slightest fervor they feel for works of art themselves, I Sold Andy Warhol offers a fascinating

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uch like a New Age female Harry Potter, the heroine of ‘Schizandra and the Gates of Mu’ by Laura Bruno (International Renaissance Press; $16), Schizandra Ginger Parker loses her parents under tragic and slightly suspicious conditions. Like Harry, she enters a world of magical creatures and mysterious spirits which help or hinder her attempts to fight darkness and find the light in the universe. Adding to the mystification are an addicted cocoa-pod-popping, shift-shaping queen, talking crystals and a galactic butterfly that Schizandra encounters in underground passages while in a coma-like sleep. Readers get a blow-by-blow Tarot card/numerology/ astrological reading which explains the heroine’s back story, and how her ultimate destiny will change the world when its mythical end occurs in 2012.—S.D.

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collection of essays addressing the needed marriage of two very green issues, organic farming and wildlife conservation, has been carefully collected and edited by Healdsburg resident Daniel Imhoff and Jo Ann Baumgartner. ‘Farming and the Fate of Wild Nature: Essays on Conservation-Based Agriculture’ (Watershed Media; $16.95) lends a forum for luminaries such as Michael Pollan, Wendell Berry and Barbara Kingsolver, among others, to advocate for the need to change current agricultural and conservation practices. The book is divided into four sections which concentrate on such core issues as the condition of salmon or bee populations, the challenges of biodiversity, and finally, the influences of society and culture on agrarian practices and native wildlife. This is Imhoff ’s second volume of essays published through his own nonprofit Watershed Media and the first collaboration with the Baumgartner, director of the Wild Farm Alliance, an organization which promotes agriculture that aids in the protection and restoration of wild flora and fauna.—S.D.

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orestville author and editor Barbara Baer has been looking east a lot lately. Under her own Floreant Press imprint, she last published Pomegranate Roads: A Soviet Botanists’s Exile from Eden. This year she gives us the novella ‘Grisha the Scrivener’ (Ghost Road Press; $15.95), an old-fashioned story of a midcareer journalist with a gift for seeing occasional beauty who is in search of many things, the true nature of Mother Russia among them. Cynical yet easily humbled, Gregory Gregorovich Samidze of Uzbekistan feels lust and disgust in equal measure as he navigates through the shuttered world of mid-20th-century Soviet malaise. Baer’s language and eye are striking as always, keeping her dense topic as tightly woven as an excellent Tashkent rug.—G.G.

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her resemblance to Margaret Hamilton, the Wicked Witch of the West?) As for Antichrist’s spine as a horror film, no excuse is needed. It’s about the heebiejeebies caused by nature. She and He are seen at the beginning, sexing it up vigorously in ultra-slow-motion. Their toddler ambles in, leers at the primal scene and then apparently kills himself. She falls into a big orgasm just as her child falls out the window. The dead child is named, significantly “Nick�; one clue (and we get another) that this was the young antichrist awaiting some fearful resurrection. She stews in her own depression in a claustrophobic apartment. He decides to take up the role of grief therapist to his mate. He is apparently a psychologist, but we don’t know that for sure: all we know is that He is not a doctor. The couple moves to their cabin in a dank forest. It looks trollhaunted, with white slashes of birch trees glowing in the gloom. She hadn’t wanted to come back. She had been holed up in the cabin, working on her women’s-study thesis about the history of crimes against women. He had called it glib. The cabin is named, surely euphemistically, “Eden.� The plot is a reversal on Genesis. Seemingly, the sex act took this unhappy couple back to Eden, where they are to be punished by nature and each other. Her desire for sex grows. Visions of diseased, supernatural animals torment the man, which include a ludicrous, rotting talking fox, whose two-word growl, “Chaos reigns,� could be the title of the next Spinal Tap album. Things having got as sexual as they can, terrible violence breaks out. For no good reason, von Trier marks his film out with episodes—is there a better way to shake an audience out of a mood of horror? But are we supposed to be horrified, or are we supposed to think of this as an intellectual exercise with nut-busting and mutilation? Von Trier comes up with downy, glossy images and then frames them, freezes them down. Von Trier’s beefing against the fecundity of nature, signified by the pelting of acorns on “Eden’s� roof, can’t be taken seriously. It’s like describing that scene in The Wizard of Oz where the trees throw their apples as a symbol of nature against man. We get so many movies made by people who seemed never to have set foot outside of a movie theater, and von Trier is just another one; thanks to digitizing, this wilderness is really as composed as an English country garden. The thesis could use an argument: such as William Blake’s line that “the lust of the goat is the glory of God.� What makes Antichrist so frustrating is that it has effective horror moments, such as the Lovecraftian passage of He discovering three new constellations in the night sky. David Lynch has had more success in filming this dream-journal-type material and making it terrifying. When von Trier mentions that Antichrist inspiration came from August Strindberg, he lets us know why this film looks overcooked even if it was underanalyzed. ‘Antichrist’ opens on Friday, Oct. 30, at the Smith Rafael Film Center, 1118 Fourth St., San Rafael. 415.3454.1222.

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Set ’Em Up, John There are bartenders and then there are bartenders. First settling behind the bar at the Tradewinds in Cotati in the 1970s, John Gaines falls into the latter, emphasized category. Gaines listened to tales of woe and poured stiff ones for three decades at the Tradewinds before running John’s Cafe at the Black Cat in Penngrove; he is, as they say, an institution. But even institutions can have health issues. Kidney and liver failure have left Gaines with sizable medical bills, and an all-day benefit featuring Volker Strif ler, the Pulsators, Levi Lloyd, A Case of the Willys, Detroit Disciples, Hillside Fire, Joel Rudinow and more aims to raise money for the ailing comrade. “He was just a constant,� says the Tradewinds’ current bartender. “It wasn’t a Sunday morning with football without John.� Leave an extra tip on the bar on Sunday, Nov. 1, at the Tradewinds. 8210 Old Redwood Hwy., Cotati. Noon. $10. 707.795.7878.

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On Remembering Spanning three special concerts, the Santa Rosa Symphony Chamber Players’ Festival of Remembrance is designed for its audience to ref lect on and more deeply understand a trio of historically significant events: Dia de los Muertos, the internment of Japanese residents in concentration camps during World War II and the Nazi holocaust. Local musicians, a rabbi, a journalist, an oral historian and local leaders all contribute to the performances, replete with audio-visual sets and art. The series kicks off with pieces by acclaimed Mexican composers Carlos Chåvez (String Quartet no. 3) and Silvestre Revueltas (String Quartet no. 4, Musica de Feria), augmented by locals Trio Nuevo Amanecer. Linda Lemus speaks on the holiday and recorded

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climaxes one of Orson Welles’ most plagued movies—he owed it to Columbia Pictures to repay a loan, mindlessly pitched a nonexistent plot, cast his estranged wife Rita Hayworth in the lead role and admitted, afterward, that it made little sense. But the film noir captures a wonderful vision of San Francisco and, in some scenes, the Sausalito waterfront. For a special screening in San Rafael, Welles’ own daughter Chris Welles Feder will be on hand to discuss the film, her father’s genius and her new book, In My Father’s Shadow: A Daughter Remembers Orson Welles. See film history come alive on Monday, Nov. 2, at the Rafael Film Center. 1118 Fourth St., San Rafael. 7pm. $10. 415.454.1222.

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Trick or Treatment Since Napa has no real gay bar, a group of friends called Team Guerrilla bounce around the valley hosting what they call the Napa Guerrilla Gay Bar. The idea is simple: to descend on a local pub or bar and make it “gay for a day� with fabulous fashion sense and even more fabulous dancing. So far, the group has turned the disco out at watering holes as varied as Henry’s Cocktail Lounge, Jonesy’s at the Napa airport, Compadres Rio Grille, Bardessono, the Centre Cafe and Pancha’s in Yountville. It’s not just in good fun, either— the idea raises awareness of a gay community in Napa along with thousands of dollars for the Napa Valley AIDS Walk. Hosted by Kellie Green from the Vine 93.3-FM, the walk features sponsored teams in Halloween costumes, raff les, balloons, horse rides and DJ Rotten Robbie. Better yet, it supports HIV services at the Queen of the Valley hospital in Napa, and it all happens on Saturday, Oct. 31, at the Lincoln Theater. 100 California Drive, Yountville. 10am. Free. 707.738.4040.

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n an attempt to regain her footing after 2008’s ill-fated This Kind of Love, Carly Simon this week releases the informatively titled Never Been Gone, and it represents, alongside the recent dissolution of her 20-year marriage, the confessional hit maker’s growing movement toward autonomy. One could say Simon has been looking for this all along in her personal life—but this is her business life, and Never Been Gone is out on her own family’s record label, Iris Records. Never Been Gone shouldn’t have come out at all. Simon had declared that This Kind of Love, which seemed to be a sureďŹ re hit on the Starbucks imprint Hear Music, would be her last album before retiring. But sales completely tanked when Starbucks suddenly decided to get out of the music business right around the album’s release, and the jilted Simon ďŹ led a lawsuit earlier this month against Starbucks seeking $5 million to $10 million for “concealment of material factsâ€? and “unlawful, unfair and fraudulent business practices.â€? Dusting herself off, Simon retreated to her Martha’s Vineyard home and did the musician’s equivalent of poring over old photos after a failed relationship: she revisited her old songs. Her voice, deďŹ nitely more ragged, adds to the stark sincerity of the album’s mostly acoustic backing; at times, her plain phrasing even recalls Southern bluegrass singer Hazel Dickens. Album opener “The Right Thing to Doâ€? replaces the sweetness of the original recording with warble and venom, and the enduring kiss-off “You’re So Vainâ€? has a deeper growl. Those who never “gotâ€? Carly Simon will ďŹ nd much to mock in this record, but for anyone who curled up on their bed under a poster of Leif Garrett listening to the girl in the stereo speakers sing about anticipation and betrayal, Never Been Gone is another blunt, honest journal entry to devour, tinged with regret and avored by the bitter taste of terrible coffee.

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of free-jazz drumming, playing for many years behind Cecil Taylor and collaborating over the years with Rahsaan Roland Kirk, Coleman Hawkins and Peter BrĂśtzmann; Lake sprung from the 1970s New York loft scene to form and tour extensively with the World Saxophone Quartet. All three men have heavy rĂŠsumĂŠs, but Trio 3— organically founded after repeatedly calling each other to fill in on club and recording dates—resides decidedly in the present, the musicians still surprising each other on the bandstand and finding those moments of synchronicity and magic so common in jazz. “We are all about moving in the same direction with the music; we’ve all had experience with the type of music that gives us the tools to find the matrix together, in our own way,â€? Workman explains, “and that’s an important part of the statement, because ‘in our own way’ means we’re all going to bring something different to the fold. A lot of it is just the way telepathy goes.â€? Workman was in his early 20s when he was asked to join Coltrane, whom he’d known and spent time with growing up in Philadelphia. “It was a hell of an experience for me to be with somebody like him, who required what he required in his band, and to have put together the kind of band that he put together,â€? Workman says. “Not to even mention what he was doing in music, what he was doing with his ideas about formula and sound and spirit. It’s not something I can just say, ‘OK, this is what I learned playing with John Coltrane—boom.’ It was an experience. It was a lesson.â€? Workman can be heard at Coltrane’s turning point, from Atlantic Records’ OlĂŠ Coltrane to Impulse Records’ Africa / Brass, and speaks of what the music required and what the music offered in the same breath. “When you get with someone who has a higher being, you know that right away. You begin to work on that particular craft, and you begin to work on that experience and gift that person is bringing to you,â€? he says. “I was a young boy then, and I was constantly learning what to do, what the needs were. At the same time, I had something to bring to the beach besides sand, or he wouldn’t have asked me to be part of his project!â€? Even when fresh from playing large theaters in Europe, Workman—now a professor at New York’s New School for Jazz and Contemporary Music—says he doesn’t necessarily mind playing smaller venues, as long as the audience connects, the feeling is right, and the evening stimulates. “The music is not embraced enough in this country so that you can have an ideal situation every time you perform,â€? he says. “We are constantly trying to make our own situation. We bring the music to the people, that’s what we’re about. That’s what we’re out here for.â€? Trio 3 perform two shows on Tuesday, Nov. 3, at Flying Goat Coffee. 324 Center St., Healdsburg. 7pm and 9pm. $25. Tickets at www.healdsburgjazzfestival.org or by calling 707.433.4644.

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FRIDAY r OCTOBER 30TH r 7pm Word Artist Richard Naegle & Friends Poetry, song, story, ritual and reflection. SATURDAY r OCTOBER 31ST r 9am–3pm Master Mask Maker Annie Hallatt Make a mask that reflects your spirit. The Episcopal Church of the Incarnation 550 Mendocino Avenue, Santa Rosa

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WWW.NUMINACENTER.ORG INFO LINE 707.324.6021

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A Dalmation/Pit Bull mix, you say? Where'd my spots go? When I see myself in the mirror I think I might have been the RCA Victor dog in a previous life! I love walks with anyone and everyone but don't try and put me on a schedule. To learn more about adopting Patches or many other homeless animals at the Sonoma Humane Society, please visit us at 5345 Hwy 12 West, Santa Rosa (@ Llano Rd), open everyday from 12-6pm, or check us out online at www.SonomaHumane.org

The Adoption Center is open 7 days a week from 12PM - 6PM and is located at 5345 Highway 12 West, Santa Rosa (just 5 miles west of Hwy 101 @ Llano Rd) www.sonomahumane.org

The Adoption Center is open 7 days a week from 12PM - 6PM and is located at 5345 Highway 12 West, Santa Rosa (just 5 miles west of Hwy 101 @ Llano Rd) www.sonomahumane.org

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Unplugging the Christmas Machine (Workshop) Reduce stress and increase holiday enjoyment by making simple changes in the celebration of Christmas. Examine your current practices, define your values, create a fantasy Christmas, and then create a workable plan for the coming holiday season. Cost: $20. Sat Nov 7, 9:30a - 3p, Journey Center, Santa Rosa, 707-578-2121, www.journeycenter.org

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The Journey Center: Christ-centered Spirituality, Healing, & Wholeness Reading room, art gallery, prayer/ meditation gatherings, spiritual journey resources, bodywork, bookstore, free WiFi. 1601 Fourth Street, Santa Rosa. www.journeycenter.org 707.578.2121

6th Annual JCC Meditation Retreat Bittul haYesh: Uncovering the Authentic Self. ALL WELCOME in spiritual practices of meditation, sacred Hebrew chant, mystical storytelling, yoga, nature, more. Dec 4-6, Petaluma. www.jccsoco.org/meditation or call (707) 528-4222 x 330

Santa Rosa Shambhala Meditation Center Free instruction and practice opportunities Tuesday 4:30-5:30 PM, Wednesday 7 PM, Sunday 10 AM - 11:15 AM. www.santarosa.shambhala.org Mahakaruna Buddhist Meditation Center Offers ongoing introductory and advanced classes. Weds at noon, Tues & Weds evenings 7:30–8:45pm Prayers for World Peace, Sun, 10:30–11:45am Everyone welcome. 304 Petaluma Blvd., North, Petaluma www.meditationinnorcal.org

Everyone’s personal wishes and spiritual aspirations meet obstacles. Sometimes these obstructions seem like real demons that plague our good intentions. In this day course you’ll learn meditations and methods to avert the obstacles in your life. Saturday, 10/31, 10am-3pm Suggested Donation $25, includes vege lunch Mahakaruna Buddhist Meditation Center 304 Petaluma Blvd. North, Petaluma 707.766.7720 or info@meditatein petaluma www.meditationinnorcal.org All are welcome No prior experience in necessary

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Goebel Builders Jay Goebel, General Contractor, Lic. #812957 Quality Workmanship, Friendly Service, and Dependability You Can Trust.Insured with Local references Repairs, Custom Builds, and Troubleshooting Call today and get the job DONE! 707-794-7955 www.goebelbuilders.com

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Green Earth Catering Organic and Earth friendly foods and supplies Scott Goree - Entertainment coordinator and business manager. 707.795.7358 home, 707.479.5481 cell redgore23@aol.com

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Euro Business Solutions Exploring The Human Element in Business. Call us for a FREE, expert consultation @ 707.483.5135. Our Team Does it All; from Website to Powerful Staff Motivation. Ask About Our Stimulus Package.

Hand Blown Glass Art Makes a Great Gift Made by Local artists, one of a kind glass art pieces at incredible prices. Only at Tama Rama’s in Downtown Cotati. 8252 Old Redwood Hwy, Cotati (707) 795-1425

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Sat., Nov. 7, 11am - 5pm. Free admission and parking for Santa Rosa Treatment Program can help. (707) 576 0818 public! Grace Pavillion, Sonoma County Fairgrounds, Santa Rosa. Exhibitions, entertainment, door prizes, SKIRT CHASER VINTAGE gifts. 707-527-7563. www.sonomacoeventsunlimited.com NEW LOCATION! 208 Davis Street., Railroad Square 707546-4021. ALWAYS BUYING!

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Donate Your Auto 800.380.5257 We do all DMV. Free pick up- running or not (restrictions apply). Live operators- 7 days! Help the Polly Klaas Foundation provide safety information and assist families in bringing kids home safely.

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