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The New Petalumans

I am one of those newly minted Petalumans (or, as I call myself, a Petaluwoman) who can’t say enough good things about my adopted town (“Flourishing Transplants,” March 12). I moved here from Marin in January after I was blindsided by a divorce. Still in recovery mode, just found the perfect support group, which meets on Kentucky Street once a week for two months—within walking distance. Never in my life have I felt as if I fit in so well to a town as I do here. I’m a bit eccentric; so is the town. I appreciate its sweetness—the other night, a neighbor asked me to come into his yard to look at identical twin baby hummingbirds in their teeny, tiny nest. I adore its friendliness, since I’m a Midwesterner; Marin was not that friendly. People talk to me for a few minutes and then say, “I’m glad you’re here.” I love all the interesting activities, and the fact that there are lots of other East Coast people, which is what I was originally.

LINDA JAY Petaluma

Petaluma had suburbs; now a bunch of people are moving from the big city looking at what has always been an awesome little town and seeing it as simply a suburb of their big city. And seriously, not gentrifying? As people flee the high prices of San Francisco and Marin, they drive up rents here. Petalumans are moving to Santa Rosa because they are being priced out. Money from Marin and San Francisco has been buying up real estate for profit. Petaluma Hotel, where all the poor people lived, has been gentrified. I came to a sweet, affordable town a

decade ago, hoping someday to be able to buy a home and live my life here. Now what I see is gentrification and strip malls popping up everywhere. And as a single parent, I have watched my dream of being able to afford my own home here fly out the window.

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Petaluma pretends to be part of Marin County already. Homes selling for $1.5 million in San Francisco cannot be compared to the barns being sold for $500,000 (as you put it, one-third the cost) in Petaluma. So do you think the people working at the new Target store can afford these houses? Absolutely not. How is the public transportation system in Petaluma? Any buses across town every 20 minutes? Or does the community only cater to people with cars and SUVs? What companies have moved there that are not part of the monoculture strip malls and restaurant chains? People with money cannot afford to live in the Bay Area, so they are migrating to the North Bay where they can price out those who have been here all this time? Might want to reconsider that G-word qualification.

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Time Has Come I attended Steve Martinot’s talk (“Imagine No Prisons,” March 5). I was able to go only because my (very hard to obtain) visit with my son at San Quentin didn’t happen due to him being sent to the Central Valley. We can absolutely keep the public safe while not subjecting people who are accused or convicted of crimes to cruel and unusual punishment. Many citizens support prevention and treatment of addiction and mental illness over punishment. Concepts


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A series of text messages between Doug Bosco and Efren Carrillo from October and November of 2013 indicate that Bosco, a former U.S. Congressman

and co-owner of the Press Democrat—and a supporter of embattled 5th District Sonoma County Supervisor Carrillo— has pushed for coverage of a flashpoint issue in Santa Rosa: the death of Andy Lopez, who was shot and killed by a Sonoma County Sheriff’s deputy while carrying a toy AK-47 last October. The messages obtained by the Bohemian reveal a spirit of friendship that exists between the

men. But they also raise questions about whether Bosco has tried to sway coverage at the PD as it relates Carrillo’s arrest on July 13, 2013. A top editor at the paper flatly rejects any suggestion that Bosco has attempted to exert influence over coverage of the arrest.

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The Paper Trail Efren Carrillo was arrested in the early morning hours of July 13, 2013, after a woman twice called 911 about an intruder on her property.

Schreeder on Feb. 27, seeking access to the 911 tape or transcripts. The city of Santa Rosa delayed its response beyond the 10-day statutory limit set by the California Public Records Act, citing a need, it wrote, for further “consultation with another department or agency that has a substantial interest in the response to this request.” On March 12, the Bohemian’s request for the 911 tape was denied. Administrative secretary Carrie Behler wrote that the 911 tape or transcript of the tape was exempt under a section of the law that says investigative records can be exempted from public review. At issue is whether an incident that occurred eight months ago is still under “investigation.” The Washington, D.C.– based nonprofit Freedom Forum, which advocates on transparency issues through its First Amendment Center, notes in a roundup of state laws relating to public disclosure of 911 calls that, in California, those calls “fall under the California Public Records Act, which makes all records available to the public through request.” The Bohemian, in its request for the 911 tape, noted that the law says “any reasonably segregable portion of a record shall be available for inspection by any person requesting the record after deletion of the portions that are exempted by law.” Behler said the decision to withhold the contents of the 911 tape from public review was made by her “in consultation with” Rhonda M. McKinnon, technical services division manager with the Santa Rosa Police Department.

‘Thank you for ensuring the PD covered the memorial set up for Andy Lopez!’

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The Bohemian sent a set of questions via email to Press

Democrat editorial director Paul Gullixson concerning Bosco’s guarantee of coverage of the Lopez fund—“I can get plenty of publicity through the PD”—and its coverage of the ongoing Carrillo case. In his response, Gullixson did not address the Lopez fund coverage in the newspaper and says the Bohemian was “fishing for something that doesn’t exist.” “I’ve had no conversations with Doug Bosco about what happened with Efren Carrillo, and he has made no effort to contact me about our editorials or to exert influence one way or the other,” writes Gullixson. Gullixson adds: “Furthermore, I make no apologies for the editorial positions we have taken and the columns I have written about the Carrillo case. I don’t think a reasonable person would look at the totality of the coverage and conclude that we have somehow been soft on the supervisor. If anything, we’ve been taken to task by a number of people in the community, through letters to the editor and in phone calls, for being too hard on the guy and for not letting the matter drop. “But those have been in the minority. Most readers have been supportive of our coverage and the editorial positions we have taken, including our demands for disclosure in the police report, 911 tapes, etc., and our concern that this matter not end with a plea bargain and a blackout of information.” The Bohemian asked Gullixson if the PD had ever put in public records request for the 911 tapes or the police report: “I would just say that we have repeatedly stated our desire to access the police report, 911 transcripts, etc., and our belief that there’s a prevailing public interest in disclosure of this information.” In an email, Carrillo answered “no” and “no” to questions posed to him about whether he had asked for Bosco’s assistance to help influence the paper’s reporting on his arrest, or whether Bosco had made any assurances to him that he would do so. Bosco did not respond to two phone messages seeking his input for this story.

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Lopez family? I would like to help them in any way I can, including financial. What a terrible tragedy all the way around.” Carrillo responded a few minutes later: “I was just at the vigil tonight, hundreds of supporters, dozens of TV stations, etc. I was left alone as I blended in the crowd. . . . I’m meeting the family tomorrow morning at their request, thanks for your offer. They are likely to seek legal help. . . . I’ll let you know— thanks for your compassion.” Bosco responded shortly thereafter, “Okay, they are likely to need some financial help with this.” On Oct. 30, Bosco sent another text to Carrillo: “Hi Efren. I feel sick every time I see Andy Lopez’ parents next to that coffin. Should we start a fund at First Community Bank that people can contribute to in support of the family? I can get plenty of publicity through the PD for it and of course will contribute myself.” A news story appeared in the Nov. 7, 2013, Press Democrat that announced a memorial fund had been set up to cover Lopez’s burial costs. That night, Carrillo texted Bosco, “Thank you for ensuring the PD covered the memorial set up for Andy Lopez!” The issue at hand is not whether a fund for the grieving family of Andy Lopez should have been set up (although one can imagine the ensuing outrage in Santa Rosa’s large Latino community, had Bosco’s sympathies instead rested with the officer in the shooting and the newspaper had written a news story announcing the establishment of a legal defense fund for him). Regardless of the well-intentioned and empathic push to set up a fund to cover funeral costs in a tragic incident, the question remains whether or not Bosco is using his power as co-owner of the Press Democrat to influence coverage of issues of concern to him.

Carrillo was arrested while wearing nothing but underwear and a pair of socks, and was reportedly intoxicated at the time of the arrest. He immediately entered a rehab program after getting out of the county lockup and has returned to his job as county supervisor, despite calls for his resignation. The Press Democrat has reported on the original incident and each of the five court delays in his trial for a misdemeanor peeking charge, but has not called for Carrillo’s resignation in its editorials. The paper has also reported that it has been unable to gain access to either the 911 calls or the police report from the July 2013 incident, yet there has been no reported story or editorial on the Carrillo case that says the paper has filed a public-records request for that information. The paper’s latest editorial on the subject, published Feb. 27, again noted that it had been denied access to the 911 tapes and police report, and said that the information should be released after the Carrillo incident has been adjudicated. “Santa Rosa’s interim police chief Hank Schreeder declined this newspaper’s latest request for the 911 tapes, citing the ongoing prosecution,” the PD wrote. “But given that, there should be no obstacle to releasing these documents, including the police report, after the case is resolved.” At that point, Carrillo will have had his day in court and would not be subject to any actionable questions about the criminal charges that were lodged related to the incident. On Feb. 6, Carrillo was appointed to the Sonoma Clean Power Board. Bosco emailed him to congratulate him on the selection. On Feb. 7, Carrillo texted him back, “Doug, thank you for your email and support!” The Bohemian put in a public records request with Chief


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1340 Main n St., St., St. St. Helena. Helena. 7707.963.9779. 077..963.977 779 9.

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964 P Pearl earl St., St., Ste. Ste. B., B., Napa. 707.344.7133 7077.344.7133 .

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SEBASTOPO SEBASTOPOL OL CENTER F OR THE AR TS FOR ARTS 282 S. S. High St., St., Sebastopol. Seba astopol. 7707.829.4797. 077.829.4797. 0

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SONOMA SONO MA C COUNTY O OUNT Y MUSEUM MUSEUM 425 Seventh 425 Seventh S St., t., Santa Santa Ro Rosa. sa. 7707.579.1500. 077..5779.1500 0 9 .

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SEBASTOPOL DOCUMENTARY SEBASTOPOL DOCUMENT TA AR RY FILM FESTIVAL FIL M FE F STIV VA AL www.sebastopolfilmfestival.org www .sebastopolfilmffestival.org HONORABLE HONORA ABLE MENTION

SONOMA INTERNATIONAL SONOMA INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL FIL M FE F STIV VA AL www.sonomafilmfest.org www .sonomafilmffest.org

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BEST BEST S B BALLET A ALLET COMPANY COM MP PANY A

www.sausalitoartfestival.org www .sausalitoartffestiv s al.org

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SAUSALITO S AUSALITO AR ART T FE FESTIVAL STIV VA AL RIVERFRONT RIVERFRONT CHALK FESTIVAL FESTIV T VAL A 588 Main St., St., Napa.

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MARIN M ARIN NB BALLET ALLET C CO. O. 100 Elm S 100 St., t S t., San an Rafael. Raffae a l. 415.4 53.670 05. 415.453.6705.

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230 Petaluma Ave, Sebastopol 707.829.7300 691 Broadway, Sonoma 707.935.9100 224 Vintage Way, Novato 415.892.6200

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Best Music Venue

1118 Fourth Fourth h St., St., San San Rafael. Raffa ael. 415.4 54.12222. 415.454.1222.

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PETALUMA PE TAL A UMA CIT CITY C YB BALLET ALLET 110 Ho 110 Howard ward St., St., Petaluma. Petaluma. a 7707.765.2660. 077..7765.2660 0 65 2660.

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STAPLE STAPLETON A TON N SCHOOL PERFORMING ARTS OF THE PERF FORMING AR TS 118 Greenfield Greenfield A Ave., ve., S San an Anselmo. Anselmo. 415.4 54.57759. 415.454.5759.

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SEBASTOPO SEBASTOPOL OL BALLET B ALLET SCHOOL SCH HOOL 390 Morris St., St., Sebastopol. Sebastopol. 7707.824.8006. 077.824.8006 0 6.

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RISK D DANCE ANCE E COMPANY COMP PA ANY

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GEORGE’S GE ORGE’S NIGHTCLUB N NIGHT CLUB 842 Fourth Fourth St., St., San San Rafael. Raffa ael. 415.226 6.0262. 415.226.0262.

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EMPIRE EMPIR RE NAP NAPA A 1400 First St., St., Napa. 7707.254.8888. 077..254.88888.

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HOPMONK HOP MONK TAVERN TAV VERN 230 Petaluma 230 Petalu uma A Ave., ve., Sebastopol. Sebastopol. 7707.829.7300. 077.829.773300. Broadway Sonoma. 691 Br oad dway Ave., Ave., S onoma. 7707.935.9100. 077..935.9100. HONORABLE HONORA ABLE MENTION

ELLINGTON ELLIN GTON HALL

3535 Industrial Industrial Drive, Drive, Santa Santa Rosa. Rosa. 7707.545.6150. 077..545.61550.

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LYONS L YONS S FILMER, FILMER, K WMR 90.5-FM 90.5-FM & 89.9-FM 89.9-FM KWMR State Ro State Route utte 1, Ste. Ste. 1, Pt. Reyes Reeyes Station. Station. 415.663.8068. 415. 663.80 068.

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BEST W BEST WAY AY TO T W WATCH AT TCH VIDEO O AND SEE PLAY AT A PLA AY A T THE T SAME TIME It even even sounds sounds futuri futuristic. sticc. F rom th ame aalone, lone, th he P aradyne Pr ojection S ystem ssounds ounds lik ould be From thee n name the Paradyne Projection System likee it ccould ssomething omething in Di Disney sney W World’s o sF orld’ Futureland. utureland. B But ut th thee P Paradyne aradyne S System ystem w was as aactually ctually created Rohnert Park thee S Spreckels Performing Center. Initially cr eated in R ohnert P ark ffor or th preckels P erforming Arts C enterr. Initi ally introduced production Hyde: Musical,l, th thee ide ideaa w was intr oduced ffor or a pr oducttion of Jekyll & Hy dee: The Musical as to usee vi vivid projections streets, thee eevening various Victorian interiors) us vid pr ojections ((of off str eets th eets, vening ssky, ky y, v arious V ictorian interiors s) instead building Instead thee aaudience their in stead of aactually ctually b uild ding ssets. ets. In stead of fforcing orcing th ud dience to ccool ool th eir heels while stagehands wheel onee sset and race another place, simple h eels w hile sta gehands w heel off on et an d ra ce an otherr into pl ace, a sim ple mouse change thee ssetting from thee llaboratory Dr. Jekyll click of a m ouse ccan an ch a ge th an etting fr om th aboratorry of Dr r. J ekyll into a ffoggy oggy London London back back alley. alley.

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Today, thee P Paradyne’s multiple projectors have become thee pr proudly touted T oday, th aradyne’s multi m ple pr ojectors h ave bec ome th oudly to uted thee ccompany, used project more than background star of th ompany, us e to pr ed oject m ore th an just static b ackground sslides. lides. and project moving It ccan an rrecord ecord an d pr ojectt aactual ctual m oving shots, shots, animations, animations,, special special effects, effects, artistic director Genee A Abravaya dream up.. ssubtitles—pretty ubtitles—pretty much an aanything ytthing arti stic dir ector Gen brravaya ccan an dr eam up Camelot, transformed leafy, magical In C amelot, it tran sform med Paul Paul Gilger’s Gilger’s towering towering ccastle astle sset e into a le et afy y, m agical Young Frankenstein, turned thee h hay horse-drawn fforest. orest. In Y oung F ranken nstein, it turn ed a rroll oll in th ay (in nah orse-draaw wn ccart) art) ride.. In Brig Brigadoon, thee si size thee ccast, moving, into a thrill ride a oon, it eexpanded ad xpanded th ze of th ast, aadding dding m oving, waving Scrooge: gave w aving people for for crowd crowd sscenes. cenes. In S crooge: The Musical, it g ave aaudiences udiences talking Marley doorknocker, floating enormous animated a ta lking M arley doorkn nockerr, flo ating sspecters, pecters, en ormouss anim ated ccoins oins stacking Scrooge’s and thee flick flickering flames hell. sta cking up in S crooge’s counting counting house house an d eeven ven th kering fl ames of h ell.

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Will thee P Paradyne Projection System by other theater W ill th aradyne Pr ojecction S ystem eeventually ventually be aadopted dopteed b y oth er th eater Well, that possibility not difficult picture. Snyder Lane, ccompanies? ompanies? W ell, th at p ossibility iiss n ot diffic ult to pictur e. 5409 S nyder L ane, Park. www.spreckelsonline.com.—D.T. Rohnert P ark. 7707.588.3434. 077.588.34 . 34. www .spreckelsonline.com.—D.T. ) 32

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BE BEST EST AARPQU UA ALIFYING QUALIFYING M MUSICIAN STILL AH HEAD OF AHEAD HI IS TIME HIS He looks He look l s like like he he might be a der e elict and sounds sounds like like he he derelict and si pss whiskey whiskey at a di ve all all night sips dive lon g. T om W aits a iiss perh aps long. Tom Waits perhaps th orth Ba y’s m ost fam ous thee N North Bay’s most famous nigh hthawk, though though he he goes largely largely nighthawk, unr e ognized in S ec onoma C ounty, unrecognized Sonoma County, w her e eh e’s li ved ffor or yyears. ears. N obody where he’s lived Nobody w ears th ak of anonymity anonymity with wears thee clo cloak m orre p anache. While W aits trades trades more panache. Waits on his h s image hi image as as consummate consummate bad bad b oy—Bad A is the the title title of his his boy—Bad Ass Me is mosst rrecent ecent CD—n o celeb celeb does most CD—no morre good for for his his fellow fellow citizen. citizen. more Not long long ago, ago, he he helped helped out out with Not beenefit for for the the Redwood Redwood Empire Empire a benefit Food d Bank. Bank. Last Last fall, fall, he he raised raised Food mon ney for for the the Bridge School, School, the the money non nprofit that that provides provides education education nonprofit for students s impediments. for with impediments. Waiits isn’t isn’t trying trying to prove prove Waits anythin thi g, except except perh haps that th hat anything, perhaps h d it his his w ay and and makes makes it hee does way look k easy. easy. H e’ll celebrate celebrate his his 65th He’ll birth hday this this year, year, but but he’s he’s never never birthday o utg grown hi youthful persona persona outgrown hiss youthful aass the th he crown crown prin ce of cultural cultural prince n on nconformity.—J.R. nonconformity.—J.R.

BE BEST EST PLA PLACE AC CE FOR TH HE OLD TO RUB RUB U THE EL LBO OWS WITH ELBOWS TH HE NEW THE Penngrove’s legendary Penngrove’s legendary T Twin win O Oaks aks T avern has has been serving serving sserious erious Tavern drin nks an d toetapping tunes tunes since since drinks and toe-tapping th 1920s, when when the the roadside roadside thee 1920s, h onky- tonk was was a major majjor stopping stopping honky-tonk sspot pott alongside alongside the the pre–101 pre–101 Old Old R ed dwood High way. Ov er the the years, years, Redwood Highway. Over it’ b ome a h aven ffor or loc al it’ss bec become haven local ran c ers, cowboys, ch cowboys, bikers bikers and and ranchers, b usiinessmen. N ow under under the the businessmen. Now m an nagement of new new owner owner Sheila Sheila management Gr oves-Tracey, longtime longtime music Groves-Tracey, boo ker at the the Mystic Mystic Theatre Theatre in booker P etaaluma and and the the Uptown Uptown in Napa, Napa, Petaluma th storic T win Oaks Oaks is is en njo j ying thee hi historic Twin enjoying a bitt of resurgence. resurgence. R etaining th Retaining thee

funky Stein beckian décor décor it’s it’s had h ad funky Steinbeckian for years, years, the the place place is is seeing seeing a for return to its reputation reputation as as th place return thee place for hot hot local llocal music. It’s It’s not not to go for unusual to see see y oung ccouples oupless at unusual young the bar bar sipping sipping boutique boutique wines wines e the side-by-side with old-timer old-timer cowboys cowbo w ys side-by-side tossing back back a bourbon bourbon or a cold cold tossing Budweiser. Th win Oaks Oaks T avern Budweiser. Thee T Twin Tavern is edging edging into the the future, future, while whille still is staying firmly firmly ensconced ensconced in th he staying the glow of its glorio us past. past. glow glorious 57745 Old Redwood Redwood Hwy., Hwy., 5745 Penngrove. 707.795.5118.—D.T. 7077.7 . 95.5118.—D.T. Penngrove.

BEST BEST REINCARNATION REINC CARNA A AT TIO ON JACK LONDON OF J AC CK LONDO ON “I would would rath rather er be ashes ashes than than dust,”” Darius dust, Darius Anderson Anderson says, says, quoting quotin g Jack Jack London. London. He He means mean a s it, too—no London too—n o one one knows knows L ondon from from o thee inside th inside out out better than than Anderson, Andeerson, and an d no no private private individual individual has has a more m ore impressive impressive collection collection off London’s L ondon don’s books books and and letters. letters Similar Siimilar to the the Call Call of of the Wild Wiild author, author, Anderson, major lobbyist and An derson, a m ajjor lobb yist an nd principal prin cipal owner owner of Sonoma Sonoma Media Media Investments In vestments (Press ((P Press Democrat, Democrat,, Sonoma S onoma Index-Tribune), Index-Trribunee), knows knows w what it’ss lik likee to be wild. And w hat it’ And like like London, L ondon, he he doesn’t doesn’t understand understan nd aaverage verage and and normal. normal. Born and and raised Novato, rai sed in N ovato, the the Santa Santa Rosa Ros o a Junior College J unior C ollege graduate graduate has has raked ra r ked more more California in m ore money money ffor or m ore C aliffornia Democrats Dem ocrats than than any an ny other other fundraiser fundrraiser in the the Golden State. State. Name Name one, on n e, and have an d Anderson’s Anderson’s sure sure to know know h ave a cconnection, onnection, from from Sens. Sens. Feinstein Feinstein and an d Boxer Boxer to Gov. Gov. Jerry Jerry Brown. Brown n. Thanks and hiss fr friends Th anks to Anderson Anderson an d hi riends at Station Casinos, Casinos, the the new new Graton Graton Casino C asino outside outside of Rohnert Rohnert Park Parrk ffound ound a home home in Sonoma Sonoma County Count u y rather rath er than than in Lake Lake County. County. When W en Wh he’s and h e’s not not wheeling wheeling an d dealing dealing in Sacramento, S acramento, or at home home with his hs hi wifee in Kenwood, wif Kenwood, he’s he’s in Cuba Cuba buying thee island’s b uying up some some of th island d’s best art, smoking smoking its best cigars cigars and an nd ccarousing arousing with the the young young and and the the rrestless. estless. Like Like London, London, Anderson Anderson embraces and em braces ssuccess, uccess, an d both share share affinity an affinit y for for the the underdog.—J.R. underdog.— —J.R .

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BEST USE BEST OF CLONING NG TECHNOLOGY TECHNOLO OGY I ccall all him H Harold—the arold—the wir wiree m man an h hanging anging from thee top of a thr three-story ee-story b building fr om th uilding in downtown Santa Rosa, Mendocino and do wntown S anta R osa, a at M endocino an d Seventh. Harold more than S eventh. But, But, really, really, H arold iiss m ore th an onee man; virtuall clon clonee aalways on man; he’s he’s two—a two—a virtua v lways stands dressed stan ds beside him. The Th he snazzily snazzily dr essed oversee thee hust hustle and bustle city duo o versee th l an le db ustle of cit y life, and probably have more than onee lif e, an d pr obably h ave m ore th an on debauchery. story to tell aabout bout llate-night atee-night deb auchery. it’ss a sshadow that In rreality, eality, it’ hadow th at aappears ppears because thee ssculpture’s proximity bec ause of th culptu ure’s pr oximity to thee b building, but thee w way th uilding, b ut th ay it’s it’s cast cast makes makes different from it appear appear just sslightly lightly diff erent fr om thee origin original, onee lookin looking and th al, with on g right an d onee lookin looking Harold well hiss on g left. H arold o ((as as w ell aass hi was born part sshadow-clone) hadow-clone) w as bo orn in 2009 aass p art public of Santa Santa Rosa’s Rosa’s p ublicc art program, program, says says Tara Matheny-Schuster. ccoordinator oordinator T ara M atthen ny-Schuster. Created by Seth Minor hee w won C reated b yS eth Min o after h or on an Emerging Em erging Artist Artist Award Award from from the the city, city, Wire Wire Guy made from onee ccontinuous piecee of wir wire. It’ss n now part thee cit city’s Artwalk Gu uy iiss m ade fr om on ontinuous piec e. It’ ow p art of th y’s Artw alk program, loan through thee en end thiss y year. pr ogram, on lo an thr ough th d of thi earr. No word possible but since it’ss aalready installed, N ow ord yyet et on a pos sible eextension, xtension, b ut sin ce it’ lready in stalled, it ccertainly ertainly would have likee w ould ld b be a sshame hame tto h ave to t rremove emove it—especially it—es it peciially cconsidering onsiderin id i g it would would ld b be lik pieces public rremoving emoving two two piec es of p ublic art instead instead of one.—N.G. one.—N.G.

BEST SOUN BEST SOUND ND CREA AT TION CREATION LABORA AT TOR RY LABORATORY Back in 11978, Back 978, dir director ector Geor G George ge L Lucas ucas bought parcel thee hill hillss of bo ught a p arcel of lland and in th Marin. director was fresh little M arin. The The dir ector w as fr esh off a litt le Star Wars and was ssci-fi cci-fi opera ope a ccalled alled S tar W a ars an dw as looking lookin g ffor or a haven haven to ccontinue ontinue his his innovations. Named after thee hero inn ovations. N amed aft ter th hero of hiss story, hi story y, Skywalker Skywalker Ranch Ranch eventually eventually 2,000-acre eexpanded xpanded to a 2,000-a cre ccompound ompound that’s itself. thee th at’s a world world unto its ellf. After th aadvent dvent of THX sound sound ttechnology, echnology, Skywalker Sound was established S kywalker S ound w as esta blished thee ran ranch provide on th ch in 11987 987 to pr ovide postproduction pr oduction audio audio services servicces ffor or film, television, games and Now tele vision, video g amess an d more. more. N ow onee of th thee largest facilities thee on largest ssuch uch fa cilities in th world, Skywalker w orld, S kywalker Sound Sound is is where where the the T.. rrex from hiss rroar, T ex fr om Jurassic Jurassic Park Park got hi oarr, where thee rrobotic Wall-E where th obotic friends friends of W a all-E acquired and acquired their their blips blips and and beeps an d where where eexplosions xplosions in The Th he Avengers Avengers got their their earth-shaking earth-shaking rumble. rumble. One One of three under three major major j campuses campuses e un der the the

Lucasfilm Lucasfilm umbrella, um mbrella, Skywalker Skywalker Sound Sound is thee iivy-covered is housed housed in th vy-covered Technical Technical Building Building and and boasts boasts six mixing mixing studios, several editing several editi ng rooms rooms and and a world-class world-class scoring stage, scoring sta ge, capable capable of housing housing a 130-piece 130-piece orchestra. orch c estra. The The Marin Marin County County institution, institution, employing e ploying around em around 100 staffers over filmss staffers and and working working on o ver 20 film every every year, yearr, is is one one of the the most most soughtsoughtafter production production houses houses in the the world. world. Yet Yet e even even after afteer 25 25 years, years, Lucas Lucas is is still struggling hiss full vi vision become struggling to o see see hi sion bec ome a reality. reality. Earlier Earrlier this this year, yearr, proposed proposed construction construction n of the the Lucas Lucas Cultural Cultural Arts Museum San through Museum in S an Francisco Francisco ffell ell thr ough when thee Pr Presidio Trust when th e esidio T rust rejected rejected the the plan Field. But not plan to build build d it at Crissy Crissy F ield. B ut n ot all all is is lost for for the the educational educational center, centerr, as Rebecca as Oakland Oakland councilwoman councilwoman R ebecca Kaplan wrote Lucas offering Kaplan recently recen ntly wr ote to L ucas off ering her city Ass th thee road her cit y as as the th he new new site. site. A road to the stretches out, thee the Cultural Cultural Museum Museum str etches o ut, th talented talented innovators innovators of Skywalker Skywalker Sound Sound and and Lucasfilm Lucasfilm continue continue to advance advance the the movie-going movie-going experience, experience, telling telling stories with pioneering pioneerring technology.—C.S. technology.—C.S . .


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In 2008, v voters oters in S Sonoma onoma an and dM Marin arin County C ounty approved approved a sales sales tax tax measure measure to fund fund cconstruction onstruction of passenger pass s enger rail service service and and a bicycle pedestrian pathway bicy ycle and and pedest trian p athway aalong long a 770-mile 0-mile Larkspur. Stymied ccorridor orridor from from Cloverdale Cloverdale to Lark spurr. St ymied in part by thee Gr Great thee S Sonoma Marin p art b y th eat Recession, Recession, th onoma M arin Area Transit District Area Rail T ransit ((SMART) SMART) Di strict got rolling rolling Then, onee d day Santa Rosa, workers sslowly. lowly. Th en, on ay in S anta R osa, w orkers Ditches dug, aappeared. ppearred. Ditch es were were dug g, a gravel graavel roadbed roadbed laid, and machines smoothed nice, flat path laid, an dm achiness sm oothed a nic e, fl at p ath of went thee tra tracks. aasphalt. sphalt. A ssafety afety ffence e ce w en ent up aalong long th cks. Today, thiss m marvelous technology, T oday, in thi arv velous aage ge of techn ology, a College Avenue and not have ccyclist yclist can can start at C ollege A venue an dn ot h ave back city Street, t gett b to ack k on cit ity streets str t eets t until til Eighth Ei hth Str St eet,t a blockss llater. full two two block ateerr. Thee College-to-Eighth Th College-to-Eig ghth segment segment was was built built by by thee city th city of Santa Santa Rosa, Ros o a, with the the help help of federal federal highway high hway funds funds that that a SMART SMART had had matched. matched. What’s What’s holding thee n next two blockss fr from h olding up th ext x tw o block om Eighth

to Sixth, explains expl p ains SMART SMART pathway path hway manager manag ger Paul thee rigm rigmarole right-of-way Paul Klassen, Klassen, iiss th arole of a right-ofway acquisition acquisition that that would would have have been especially es e pecially time-consuming time-consuming and and costly costly if those those ssame ame ffederal ederal funds funds had had been involved in nvolved in the the process. proc o ess. But But the the next blockss will be built, well next two two block built, Klassen Klassen says, says, aass w ell as as six more more discontinuous discontinuous segments segmen nts between between Highway Highway 12 and and the the Marin Marin Civic Ciiv vic Center Center that that were were approved approved last last year, yearr, using using Measure Measure Q funding. funding. Unlike railroad thee adjacent Unlike the the existing existing railr oad tracks, tracks, th adjacent strip strip of land land is is not not a continuously continuously available available right of way, way, and and the the bicycle bicycle and and pedestrian pedestrrian path path will not not be one one straight shot shot to the the Bay—in Baay—in some some areas, areas, the the “path” “path” will be diverted diverted onto on nto city city streets. streets. Building Building it will be a slog, slog g, block bllock after block, one one review, review, agency agency y and and funding fundin d g source source after another. it’ss ccoming, anotherr. So So get ready, ready y, because because it’ oming, soon—well, probably thee llatter half For soon—well, pr obably in th atter h alf of 2016. F or the the most most part. part. www.sonomamarintrain.org.—J.K. www.sonomamarintrrain.orrg.— g J.K.


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There have have been reports, reports, as as well, well, of o NS A aagents gents There NSA creating online online personae personae in g amess lik econd creating games likee S Second Life to infiltrate potential potential terrorist terrorist organizations. organizations. Life Without a face-to-face face-to-face meeting, meeting, who’s who’s to say say if Without the blushing bllushing bride isn’t isn’t really really A gen nt S mith fr om the Agent Smith from The Matrix? But the the positives positives are arre wonderful. wonderful. F our h ours of SL But Four hours tim me equates to one on ne hour hour of RL time, tim me, so so relationships rel e ationsships time tend to bloom faster faster on the the screen scrreeen than tthan in person. person. tend And when when th edding ta kes pl ace, everyone everyone And thee w wedding takes place, looks fantastic, fantastic, the the weather weather is is impossibly impo ossibly looks gorgeous and and floating floating hearts hearts emanate eman nate from from a gorgeous grand piano piano played played by by the the bride and an nd groom groom on a grand tropical beach. beach. People People do spend spend money money on this, this, tropical and there there are are a handful handful of wedding wedding services services and available in th marketplace. B u th ut ost is is available thee SL marketplace. But thee ccost nowhere n ear th verage ffor or an nowhere near thee $28,000 aaverage American wedding. wedding. After m arriagee ccomes omes b abies American marriage babies (seriously, there are births), (seriously, th ere ar re videos of SL b irths)), and and after that, knows. Here’s that, who who kn ows. H ere’s to love, love, both bo oth in the the physical physical and and digital digital realms.—N.G. realms.—N.G.


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developers Bill and developers an nd Cindy Cindy Gallaher, Gallaherr, who’ve who’ve created significant empire cr eated a signific a ssenior-citizen ant enior-citizen em pire through building state-of-the-art housing thr ough b uilding state-ofthe-art h ousing over thee ccountry, ccomplexes omplexes aall ll o ver e th ountry y, fforged orged aahead head and brought thee llong-overdue dream life. an d br ought th ong-overdue dr eam to lif e. In November, thee fir first moved Santa N ovemb berr, th rst rresidents esidents m oved into S anta Rosa’s Fountaingrove Lodge, and R osa’s F ountaingrrove L odge, an d the the only only were from thee rrealization sshockwaves hockwaves caused caused e w ere fr om th ealization that, now, no facility kind had th at, until n ow, n o fa cility of its kin dh ad thee ccountry. eexisted xisted anywhere an nyw y here in th ountry y. Ass th thee first gen generation LGBT Americans A erration of L GBT Am ericans to have thee m majority their lives out-ofh ave lived lived th ajorit j y of th eir li ves o ut-ofthe-closet, Fountaingrove’s inaugural group th e-closet, F ountaaingrove’s in augural gr oup thee truth: w while things may of residents residents know know th hile thin gs m ay be about about to get better, beetterr, the the present present iiss often not great gay and who n ot so so gr eat ffor or g ay an d lesbian lesbian sseniors, eniors, w ho and eexperience xperience far higher hig gher incidents incidents of abuse abuse an d neglect n eglect than than straight straiight seniors. seniors. Reports Reports show show that risk th at many many y LGBT LGBT seniors seniors are are at increased increased ri sk

of depression depression and and suicide. suicide. There There are are also also numerous numerous reports reports that that many many gay gay and and lesbian lesbian seniors, discrimination, back seniors, ffearing earing di scrimination, go g b ack into the thee first time the closet closet ffor or th time in decades deccades when when leaving leaving private private homes homes to take take residency ressidency in group-care group-care facilities. facilities. While Fountaingrove Fountaingrove is is certainly certainly a pricey pricey option, it off offers hope that thee tidee h has turned. ers h ope th at th as turn ed. In th thee futur future, indicated by e, aass in dicated b y rreports epo orts of several similar facilities now planning several simil ar fa cilities n ow in p lanning or construction phases around thee ccountry, construction ph ases ar ound th ountry y, old age become age might bec ome ssomething omething to look fforward orward to for previously had no for LGBT LGBT seniors, seniors, eniors who who pr evious u ly h ad n o practical inviting practical models models of safe, safe, in nv viting housing. housing. And knows, maybe won’t that And who who kn ows, m aybe it w on’t be th at far in the the future future before before a senior’s seniorr ’s sexual sexual orientation and and gender gender identity identity are are no no big deal. deal. fountaingrovelodge.com.—D.T. fountaingrovelod dge.com.—D.T.


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The lon The long-planned, g-planned, y yearsearsin-the-making Children’s inin thee-m making Childr en’s en Museum Mus eum of Sonoma Sonoma County has C ounty h as been aadding dding finishing touches, a ffew ew fini shing to uches, and it’ss aalmost an d it’ lmost rready eady to thee p public. open to th ublic. A ffew ew visitors llucky ucky eearly arly vi sitors got place to test out out the the pl ace in anticipation official antici pation of its offici al grand opening March gran d openin g on M arch parts 229 9 ((additional additional p arts open thee en end With at th d of 2014). W ith an emphasis emphasis on science science and thee an d eexploration, xploration, l ti th brand-new bran d-new facility—located facility—located in a former form o er church church next next to the the Schulz Schulz Museum Mus M eum Santa Rosa—is likee Alic Alice’s Wonderland, Alicee w were nerd. in S anta R osa—is a bit lik e’s W onderland, if Alic ere a bit off a n erd. it’ss perfect In other other words, words, it’ perfect for for kids, kids, s who who are are naturally naturally ccurious urious and and always always entertainment. Thee mus museum has indoor and outdoor areas, including sseeking eeking entertainm ent. Th eum h as in door an do utdoor ar eas, in cluding how water a mesmerizing mesmerizing hydroelectric hydroelectric exhibit exhiibit that that shows shows h ow w ater ccan an be turned tu urned into energy by pumping and water-spinning turbine. There’s nature en ergy b yp umping an d rreleasing eleasing a w ater-spinning turbin e. Th ere’s a n ature education garden, butterfly-themed playground tractor buried educ ation g arden, with b utterfly-th t emed pl ayground tra ctor rides, b uried treasure thee Ru Russian River. tr easure excavations, excavations, an art studio o and and a miniature miniature rreplica eplica of th ussian Ri ver. W.. S Steele Lane, Santa Rosa. 1835 W teele L ane, S anta Ro sa. 7707.546.4069.—D.T. 077.546 . 6..4069.—D.T.

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BEST B EST T TINY, INY, FREE FREE C COMMUNAL OMMUNAL ART A RT SPACE SP PA ACE It’s a revolutionary It’s revolutionary concept: concept: open a workshop workshop space space th that at pr provides rovides rroom oom ffor or all all artists, new ideas, host musical and information ttypes ypes of arti sts, be open to n ew ide as, h ost music al an d inf ormation eevents vents aass a ccommunity ommunity hub, hub, and and do it all all for for the the sake sake of art. “It’s we’ve robbed owner McGowan “It’ “I ’s kind ki d off a space kin space w e’’ve been b robbed bb d of,” off,” says says o wner Malcolm Malc l olm l M cGo G wan Penn’s Edge. “It’ss a sspace Artists borrow tools, ((pictured) pictured) of P enn’s E dg ge. “It’ pace to be creative.” creative.” Arti ists can can borr ow tool s, usee th thee sspace and their own work. they leave us pace an d eeven ven sset et up sshop hop ffor or th eir o wn w ork. If th hey decide to le ave it others use, thee better better, McGowan. Thee sshop during sset et up ffor or oth ers to us e, aall ll th r, ssays ays M cGowan. Th hop iiss open durin g thee day th day for for artists artists to use, use, free free of charge. charge. McGowan and hiss girlfri girlfriend, M cGowan an d hi iend, Dahllia Dahllia Fawsy, Fawsy, are are artists artists themselves, them mselves, working working with leather leather and and jewelry, jewelry y, respectively. respectively. There’s There’s a small, small, soundproof soun ndproof spot spot for for musicians their artists and make their musici ans to hone hone th eir craft, materials materials ffor or arti sts to purchase purchase an dm ake th eir own pieces, and, creative and functional works made by local artists o wn piec es, an d, of ccourse, oursse, cr eative an d fun ctional w orks m ade b y loc al arti sts purchase Thee sspot opened months and it’ss open ffor or p urchase as as well. well. Th pot open ed aabout bout sseven even m onths aago, go, an d it’ functioning turntables) make floor plan plan and and shelf shelf of records rec e ords ((just just above above fun ctioning turn ntabless) m ake ffor or an inviting inv viting ffeel. eel. Thee communal hosts and thee eevening. Thee Th communal art sspace pace h osts music eevents vents an d sseminars eminarss in th vening. Th hasn’t on as art sspace pace h asn’t quite caught caught u as much as as originally originally hoped, hop ped, and and ffor or the the sseven even months m onths it’s it’s been open, it’s itt’s been funded funded by by McGowan McGowan and and Fawsy’s Fawsy’s art sales. sales. “Everything that we’ve doing being people they want “E very ything th at w e’ve b been doin g iiss just bein g open to pe eople if th ey w ant to usee it, it,”” says McGowan. St., Penngrove. us says M cGowan. 10009 1 Main S t., P enngrove. 7707.242.6866.—N.G. 077..242..6866 6.—N.G.

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tracking down more details about the presumed-dead Mr. A. And that’s when things get weird. Related as a rambling lecture titled “An Impressive Presentation of Lovely Evidences,” the Librarian’s shaggy-doggish story covers as much philosophical ground as the Librarian logs miles. Is A. some sort of a time traveler? A ghost? Or just a very old guy who leaves a lot of stuff behind? The truth—or at least the truth that the Librarian finally settles upon—is nothing short of earthshaking, and calls into question the randomness of fate, the nature of God and the defiant resilience of the human spirit. Directed by John Craven, the entire story is related from the stage of a second-rate auditorium. It’s all the Librarian can afford. As he produces one piece of evidence after another—each with a little numbered tag on a string—they are hung from a clothesline stretched across the stage. It’s one of many nice touches Craven brings to the proceedings, though the final half of the show—when the energy of the story really begins to pick up—has a few too many distracting musical cues. Did the Librarian really give someone a list of songs to play at specific moments in his lecture? Not likely. Such moments break the magic spell of the play rather than add to them. Thankfully, there is so much magic and bittersweet beauty in the script, and Shillington’s performance—a little rushed at first, but settling down later when he begins to allow himself to occasionally pause and react to the story he’s relating—is nothing short of captivating. Underneath the Lintel, like the mysterious Mr. A—and the Librarian who discovers his secret—is much bigger, and much more important, than it first appears. Rating (out of 5): ++++ ‘Underneath the Lintel’ runs Thursday– Sunday, March 14–March 30 at Main Stage West. 104 N. Main St., Sebastopol. Thursday–Saturday at 8:00pm. 5pm matinees on Saturday and Sunday. $15–$25. 707.823.0177


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Director Roger Michell (Notting Hill, Venus) follows married couple Meg (Lindsay Duncan) and Nick (Jim Broadbent), taking the Chunnel to celebrate their wedding anniversary in Paris. Meg is a spiky, handsome lady with excellent French. She’s the envy and despair of her husband, a philosophy professor facing ultimate futility at the end of his career. They’re at the stage in marriage where they’re

both best friends and worst nemeses. We get a suggestion of their power dynamic in one particular scene where Nick begs for something he wants from her on all fours—perhaps they’ve been playing this game for decades. Scottish actress Duncan here looks more like Joni Mitchell than Joni Mitchell does, seasoned and glowing with an aura of severity. (Duncan should be in line for any work Judi Dench isn’t getting.) The question of the film is whether sentiment will keep Meg attached to her flailing, needy husband. It gets worse when Nick’s failure is contrasted with the mad success of his old school chum (Jeff Goldblum), a fountain of nighembarrassing American compliments, with a wife half his age and a tremendous view of the Place de la Concord from his window. It’s a delight to have Goldblum back lately, but I waited for the payoff—a hint of the spite that comes from failure. ‘Le Week-End’ opens Friday at the Smith Rafael Center, 1118 Fourth St., San Rafael. 415.454.1222.

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Navajo-Ute flutist

R. Carlos Nakai and multi-percussionist

Will Clipman This Saturday, March 22, 8:00 pm From Ireland, Quebec and Brittany

Celtic Fiddle Festival Kevin Burke, Andre Brunet, Christian Lemaitre, Nicholas Quemener

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Concerts SONOMA COUNTY Big Brother & the Holding Company A benefit for the Ceres Community Project. Mar 22, 8pm. $35. Raven Theater, 115 North St, Healdsburg. 707.433.3145.

Frankie Boots & the County Line With support by the Sam Chase and the Crux. Presented by the North Bay Hootenanny. Mar 22, 8pm. Mystic Theatre, 23 Petaluma Blvd N, Petaluma. 707.765.2121.

MARIN COUNTY Bill ‘Dieselbilly’ Kirchen The rockabilly guitarist is joined by Bobby Black, Austin Delone and friends. Mar 23, 9pm. $15-$20. 19 Broadway Club, 19 Broadway, Fairfax. 415.459.1091.

David Bromberg Band Guitar master tours in support of new album. Mar 21, 9pm. $35-$40. Sweetwater Music Hall, 19 Corte Madera Ave, Mill Valley. 415.388.3850.

The Straits The band performs their hits “Money for Nothing,” “Walk of Life,” “Sultans of Swing” and more. Mar 23, 8pm. $50-$55. Sweetwater Music Hall, 19 Corte Madera Ave, Mill Valley. 415.388.3850.

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Benefit concert for Save the Music, featuring performers Kristen Van Dyke, Katie Knipp, Deborah Crooks Trio and Amber Snider Trio. Mar 22, 7pm. $20$25. Silo’s, 530 Main St, Napa. 707.251.5833.

Marilyn McCoo & Billy Davis Jr Husband-wife duo celebrates 40 years of entertainment. Mar 22, 8pm. $55-$65. Uptown Theatre, 1350 Third St, Napa. 707.259.0123.

Clubs & Venues SONOMA COUNTY Andrews Hall Mar 26, Gospel Choir Concert.

Sonoma Community Center, 276 E Napa St, Sonoma.

Aqus Cafe Mar 21, Winshield Country. Mar 22, Common House. Third Wednesday of every month, West Coast Singer Songwriter Competition. Fourth Wednesday of every month, Bluegrass Jam. Fourth Sunday of every month, Gypsy Caravan. 189 H St, Petaluma. 707.778.6060.

Arlene Francis Center Mar 20, 6 Mile Station. Mar 21, Kyle Martin. Mar 22, Ceso Paul. Mar 24, Jazz Mafia. Tues, Open Mic. 99 Sixth St, Santa Rosa. 707.528.3009.

Dry Creek Kitchen Mar 24, Bill Horvitz and Scott Walton Duo. Mar 25, Jim Adams and Tom Shader. 317 Healdsburg Ave, Healdsburg. 707.431.0330.

Epicurean Connection Mar 20, Larry Potts. Mar 21, T Luke and the Tight Suits. Mar 22, 6 Mile Station. 122 West Napa St, Sonoma. 707.935.7960.

Flamingo Lounge Mar 21, SugarFoot. Mar 22, the Urban Bushmen Band. 2777 Fourth St, Santa Rosa. 707.545.8530.

French Garden Mar 21 and , Mar 22, Organix Guitar Duo. Mar 23, the Kathy Kallick Bluegrass Band. 8050 Bodega Ave, Sebastopol. 707.824.2030.

Green Music Center Mar 22-24, Santa Rosa SymphonyViola Virtuosity. 1801 East Cotati Ave, Rohnert Park.

Hopmonk Sebastopol Mar 22, Poor Man’s Whiskey. Mar 26, Polish Ambassador. Mon, Monday Night Edutainment with Jacques & Guac. Tues, 7:30pm, open mic night. 230 Petaluma Ave, Sebastopol. 707.829.7300.

Hopmonk Sonoma Mar 21, the Dos Dedos Duo. Mar 22, the Hi-Ball Hot Shots. Wed, Open Mic. 691 Broadway, Sonoma. 707.935.9100.

Lagunitas Tap Room Mar 19, Jason Bodlovich. Mar 20, Scott Law. Mar 21, Levi Lloyd. Mar 22, Ain’t Misbehavin’. Mar 23, Todos Santos. Mar 26, Hannah Jern-

Miller. 1280 N McDowell Blvd, Petaluma. 707.778.8776.

Main Street Station Mar 19, Pocket Canyon Ramblers. Mar 26, Greg Hester. Mar 22, Wendy Dewitt. Mon, Gypsy Cafe. Thurs, Susan Sutton Jazz Piano. Sun, Kit Mariah’s Open Mic Night. 16280 Main St, Guerneville. 707.869.0501.

Mavericks Mar 21, J Stalin. 397 Aviation Blvd, Santa Rosa. 707.765.2515.

Murphy’s Irish Pub Mar 21, the Hellhounds. Wed, trivia night. 464 First St E, Sonoma. 707.935.0660.

Mystic Theatre Mar 21, Eoto. 23 Petaluma Blvd N, Petaluma. 707.765.2121.

Occidental Center for the Arts Mar 22, Janam (My Soul). 3850 Doris Murphy Ct, Occidental. 707.874.9392.

Phoenix Theater Mar 22, Project 86. Mon, 7pm, young people’s AA. Tues, 7pm, Acoustic Americana jam. Wed, 6pm, Jazz jam. Sun, 5pm, rock and blues jam. 201 Washington St, Petaluma. 707.762.3565.

Redwood Cafe Mar 21, Whiskey & Women. Mar 22, Ruminators. Every other Sunday. through Mar 23, Irish Jam Session. Mar 26, Sound Kitchen. Thurs, Open Mic. Third Wednesday of every month, Prairie Sun. Third Friday of every month, Redwood Combo. Fourth Saturday of every month, KRSH Evening. Fourth Sunday of every month, Old Time Music. 8240 Old Redwood Hwy, Cotati. 707.795.7868.

Resurrection Parish Mar 23, Creative Arts Series with Faythe Freese. 303 Stony Point Rd, Santa Rosa.

Rio Nido Roadhouse Mar 22, George Heagerty & Never the Same. 14540 Canyon 2 Rd, Rio Nido. 707.869.0821.

The Rocks Bar & Lounge Fri, Flaunt Fridays with DJ Stevie B. Sat, This Is the Remix with Will Styles. 146 Kentucky St, Petaluma. 707.782.0592.

Ruth McGowan’s Brewpub Sun, Evening Jazz with Gary Johnson. 131 E First St, Cloverdale. 707.894.9610.

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Sebastopol Community Center Mar 22, R Carlos Nakai with Will Clipman. Mar 23, Hip-Trip: a benefit for Frank Hayhurst. 390 Morris St, Sebastopol. 707.823.1511.

Stout Brothers Mar 19, Molly Konzen. Mar 20, Truck. Mar 21, DJ Lazyboy. Mar 26, Brandon Hess. 527 Fourth St, Santa Rosa. 707.636.0240.

Toad in the Hole Pub Mar 21, Chardonnay. Mar 22, Flyover States. Fourth Sunday of every month, Ian Scherrer. 116 Fifth St, Santa Rosa. 707.544.8623.

Tradewinds Mar 19, Ralph Woodson. Mar 21, Under Cover Band. Mar 22, Ricky Alan Ray Band. Mon, Blues Defenders Pro Jam. Tues, Jeremy’s Open Mic. Thurs, DJ Dave. 8210 Old Redwood Hwy, Cotati. 707.795.7878.

Twin Oaks Tavern Mar 21, Chris Towzey Band. Mar 22, Country Steem. Every other Tuesday, Country Night with the Kick’n Country Girls. Every other Wednesday, Dixie Giants. Every other Sunday, Blues and BBQ with the Blues Defenders. 5745 Old Redwood Hwy, Penngrove. 707.795.5118.

Vino di Amore Mar 21, Marilyn DeFrange and Janet Orsi. 105 N Cloverdale Blvd, Cloverdale. 707.894.6166.

Whiskey Tip Mar 20, the Jimi James Band. Mar 21, the Blues Defenders. Mar 22, Herb in Movement. 1910 Sebastopol Rd, Santa Rosa.

MARIN COUNTY 142 Throckmorton Theatre Mar 20, Short Stories Chamber Ensemble. Mar 22, Jonathan Poretz. Mar 23, Hapa. Mon, Open Mic with Derek Smith. 142 Throckmorton Ave, Mill Valley. 415.383.9600.

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Jazz with Noel Jewkes and friends. Wed, Tango with Marcello and Seth. Sun, live salsa music. 305 Harbor View Dr, Sausalito.

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Mar 21, Fusion Fridays. Wed, salsa and bachata. 842 Fourth St, San Rafael. 415.226.0262.

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Mar 19, Migrant Pickers & Friends. Third Thursday of every month, Bill Hansell’s Guitar Pull. Mar 22, Kyle Alden. Mar 23, Namely Us. Mon, 8pm, open mic with Simon Costa. Sat, Ukulele Jam Session. Sun, 2pm, Irish music. 23 Broadway, Fairfax. 415.485.1182.

Smiley’s Mar 20, Dustin Saylor. Mar 21, Fenton Coolfoot & the Right Time. Mar 22, Just Friends. Mon, reggae. Wed, Larry’s karaoke. Sun, open mic. 41 Wharf Rd, Bolinas. 415.868.1311.

Station House Cafe Mar 23, Paul Knight and friends. 11180 State Route 1, Pt Reyes Station. 415.663.1515.

Sweetwater Music Hall Mar 19, Achilles Wheel. Mar 22, Zepparella. Mar 25, Crossroads Music School. Mar 26, Mandolin Orange. Mon, Open Mic. Every other Wednesday, Wednesday

Night Live. 19 Corte Madera Ave, Mill Valley. 415.388.3850.

Terrapin Crossroads Through Mar 21, Walking Spanish. through Mar 19, Terrapin Family Band. Mar 22, Abe’s Jazz Trio. Mar 26, Head For the Hills. Thurs, San Geronimo. Fri, 4:20 Happy Hour with live music. Sun, Midnight North. 100 Yacht Club Dr, San Rafael.

NAPA COUNTY Downtown Joe’s Brewery & Restaurant Mar 20, Jeff Fetters. Mar 21, Xtatic. Mar 22, David Moore. Wed, Jumpstart. Sun, DJ Night. 902 Main St, Napa. 707.258.2337.

Silo’s Mar 20, Bobby Jo Neeley. Wed, 7pm, jam session. 530 Main St, Napa. 707.251.5833.

Uva Trattoria Mar 20, Tommy Hill & the Rumba Tribe. Mar 21, Fundz Jazz. Mar 22, Bernard and the Old School Jazz Band. Mar 23, Tom Duarte. Mar 26, Collaboration. Every other Sunday and , Mar 19, James and Ted. 1040 Clinton St, Napa. 707.255.6646.

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Osher Marin JCC Mar 23, New Century Chamber Orchestra. 200 N San Pedro Rd, San Rafael. 415.444.8000.

Osteria Divino Mar 19, Noel Jewkes. Mar 20, Lilan Kane. Mar 21, Deborah Winters. Mar 22, Ken Cook Trio. Mar 23, Joan Getz Duo. Mar 25, Norris Clement. Mar 26, Jonathan Poretz. 37 Caledonia St, Sausalito.

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Guy Fox Indie soul band out of Oakland invites audiences to dance the night away. Mar 21 at Bottom of the Hill.

Kurt Elling Grammy Award–winning jazz vocalist performs two nights of standout singing. Mar 22-23 at Yoshi’s S.F.

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Mar 19, Todos Santos. Mar 20, Deborah Winters. Mar 23, Haute Flash Quartet. Mar 25, Lorin Rowan. Mar 26, Kurt Huget and Friends. 4 Bayview St, San Rafael. 415.457.3993.

New Orleans institution, recently seen on HBO’s ‘Treme,’ make their way to S.F. Mar 22 at Mezzanine.

Rancho Nicasio

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Mar 21, Freddy Clarke. Mar 22, Danny Click and the Hell Yeahs!. Mar 23, Mike Lipskin and Dinah Lee. Town Square, Nicasio. 415.662.2219.

Stephen Stills stays home to nurse his voice while two legends sing. Mar 28 at he Warfield.

Sausalito Seahorse Mar 21, Ginni WIlson Trio. Mar 22, Wobbly World. Tues,

Future Twin Atlanta rockers tour in support of their first album in three years. Mar 24 at Great American Music Hall.

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Galleries SONOMA COUNTY Art Without Labels Through Mar 31, “Things That Laugh in the Night,� featuring the artwork of Michael Cheney. 111 Kentucky St, Petaluma. 707.775.3794.

Arts Guild of Sonoma Through Mar 29, “Repo Show,� the annual green-themed exhibit of works from recycled sources. $10. 140 E Napa St, Sonoma. Wed-Thurs and SunMon, 11 to 5; Fri-Sat, 11 to 8. 707.996.3115.

Calabi Gallery Through Apr 26, “Inaugural Group Exhibition,� celebrates Calabi Gallery’s reopening after relocating from Petaluma to Santa Rosa. 456 Tenth St, Santa Rosa. Tues-Sat, 11 to 5. 707.781.7070.

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Through Apr 27, “Starry, Starry Night,� featuring Peanuts characters under the night sky. Through Jul 6, “From the Pen to the Comic Pages,� exhibits the evolution of the comic strip. Through Aug 11, “Heartbreak in Peanuts,� over 70 comic strips focusing on lost love. 2301 Hardies Lane, Santa Rosa. Mon-Fri, noon to 5; Sat-Sun, 10 to 5. 707.579.4452.

Eggen & Lance Chapel Through Mar 31, “Simple Healing,� with artist Sara Bell. 1540 Mendocino Ave, Santa Rosa. 707.545.3747.

Graton Gallery Through Mar 30, “Small Works Show,� juried by Bob Nugent. 9048 Graton Rd, Graton. TuesSun, 10:30 to 6. 707.829.8912.

Laguna de Santa Rosa Environmental Center

At the Veterans Building 282 South High St. Sebastopol, CA 95472 707.829.4797 www.sebarts.org

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Through Mar 25, “Once Upon a Wetland,� art by Ane Carl Rovetta. 900 Sanford Rd, Santa Rosa. 707.527.9277.

Occidental Center for the Arts Through Apr 27, “Pointless Sisters Quilt Show� 3850 Doris Murphy Ct, Occidental. 707.874.9392.

Works on Paper,� featuring Laura Postell and Grace Levine. 7345 Healdsburg Ave, Sebastopol. No phone.

Riverfront Art Gallery Through May 4, “Showin on the River,� with photography from the Bay Area and beyond. 132 Petaluma Blvd N, Petaluma. Wed, Thurs and Sun, 11 to 6. FriSat, 11 to 8. 707.775.4ART.

Sebastopol Center for the Arts Through Apr 4, “In the Red,� 282 S High St, Sebastopol. Tues-Fri, 10 to 4; Sat, 1 to 4. 707.829.4797.

SoCo Coffee Through Mar 31, “Ed Coletti Exhibit,� on display through the month of March. 1015 Fourth St, Santa Rosa. 707.433.1660.

Sonoma County Museum Through May 4, “Camellia Has Fallen,� the first US exhibit featuring contemporary Korean artists’ reflections on the Jeju uprising. Through Jun 1, “Precious Cargo,� exhibition of California Indian cradle baskets. 425 Seventh St, Santa Rosa. Tues-Sun, 11 to 4. 707.579.1500.

Windsor Library Through Mar 19, “Windsor Library Art Show,� with exhibits based on Elmer Rice’s play, Street Scene. 9291 Old Redwood Hwy, Windsor. MonSat, 1 to 5. 707.838.1020.

MARIN COUNTY Art by the Bay Weekend Gallery Through Mar 30, “Beyond Geometry,� paintings by Jon Langdon. 18856 Hwy 1, Marshall. 415.663.1006.

Gallery Bergelli Through Mar 30, “Group Show,� new works by the gallery artists, including Martin Riveros Baxter and Anna Valdez. 483 Magnolia Ave, Larkspur. 415.945.9454.

Gallery Route One Through Mar 23, “Igor Sazevich: Glancing Back–Stepping Forward,� a solo exhibition of the Inverness painter. 11101 Hwy 1, Pt Reyes Station. WedMon, 11 to 5. 415.663.1347.

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Stars,� showcases and honors talented young artists. Free. 30 Sir Francis Drake Blvd, Ross. Mon-Thurs, 11am to 4pm; Sat-Sun, noon to 4pm. 415.454.9561.

MINE Art Gallery Through Mar 30, “vision/ color/love,� works by Nicole Cameron, Richard Dieterich, Sherry Petrini and Nick Wildermuth. 1820 Sir Francis Drake Blvd, Fairfax.

O’Hanlon Center for the Arts Through Mar 20, “Red,� is just that–all things red! 616 Throckmorton Ave, Mill Valley. Tues-Sat, 10 to 2; also by appointment. 415.388.4331.

Osher Marin JCC Through Apr 7, “Sacred Words,� interfaith art. 200 N San Pedro Rd, San Rafael. 415.444.8000.

San Geronimo Valley Community Center Through Mar 30, “A Healing Journey,� exhibiting the art of Sarah McLeod. 6350 Sir Francis Drake Blvd, San Geronimo. 415.488.8888.

Studio 333 Wednesdays. through Apr 9, “Paint and Wine Party,� where local artists host colorful workshops amidst music and wine. $49. 333 Caledonia St, Sausalito. Mon-Sat, 11-5. 415.331.8272.

NAPA COUNTY di Rosa Through Apr 6, “Inherent Vice: This Is Not a Bruce Conner Exhibition,â€? Will Brown works with Bruce Conner collaborators to make a fluctuating exhibition related to the artist. Through Apr 27, “Lost and Found: Elisheva Biernoff and Floris SchĂśnfeld,â€? exhibits the overlooked and the unfamiliar with fascinating range. 5200 Sonoma Hwy, Napa. Wed-Sun, 10am to 6pm 707.226.5991.

Napa Valley Museum Through Mar 23, “Thinking Outside the Bottle,� exploration of the artistic passions of the people behind the wine. 55 Presidents Circle, Yountville. Tues-Sun, 10am to 4pm. 707.944.0500.


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EXPRESS YOURSELF Work by abstract expressionist Gustav Burkhardt shows as part of Calabi Gallery’s reopening exhibit. See Galleries, adjacent page.

Comedy Scott Capurro Edgy and thought-provoking comedy. Mar 21, 8pm. 142 Throckmorton Theatre, 142 Throckmorton Ave, Mill Valley, 415.383.9600.

Don Friesen With special guest Steve Mazan. Mar 21, 8pm. $20-$25. Silo’s, 530 Main St, Napa, 707.251.5833.

Karl Hess at Comedy Night L.A. standup and festival regular appears. Mar 22, 7 and 9:30pm. $12-$15. Murphy’s Irish Pub, 464 First St E, Sonoma, 707.935.0660.

Second Annual Night of Comedy & Wellness Features Cathy Ladman, American Comedy Awards Best Female Standup. Mar 22, 8pm. Angelico Hall, Dominican University, 50 Acacia Ave, San Rafael.

Folk Dance Party, With the Gradina Balkan Singing Group. Mondays, Scottish Country Dancing. Tuesdays, African & World Music and Dance. Wednesdays, Singles and Pairs Square Dance Club. Thursdays, Circles ‘n Squares Dance Club. 1400 W College Ave, Santa Rosa 707.529.5450.

Sausalito Seahorse Mar 20, Los Flamencos del Pueblo. $10. 305 Harbor View Dr, Sausalito.

Events Balance Method Workshop “The Three Myths That are Causing Your Back Pain.” Mar 26, 6pm. Free. Sonoma Body Balance, 210 Vallejo St, Ste C, Petaluma, 707.658.2599.

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Champagne cocktails, desserts and Burlesque wedding show. Mar 20, 8pm. $10-$15. Christy’s on the Square, 96 Old Courthouse Square, Santa Rosa, 707.528.8565.

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Fan-favorite dance company returns. Mar 22. 8pm. $20$50. Marin Center’s Veterans Memorial Auditorium, 10 Avenue of the Flags, San Rafael 415.499.6800.

Wed through Jun 18. The Sunflower Center, 1435 N McDowell Blvd, Petaluma, 707.792.5300.

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combines professional arts and acrobatics with a wild west flair. Mar 21-23. $8-$15. Summerfield Waldorf School and Farm, 655 Willowside Rd, Santa Rosa, 707.575.7194.

For the Birds Workshop Ceramics for kids with Sharie Renault. Mon, 3:30pm. through Mar 31. $75. Calistoga Art Center, 1435 North Oak St, Calistoga, 707.942.2278.

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Inner Gold Clarify and connect with Terri Moon and Sher Christian. Mar 22, 6pm. Coffee Catz, 6761 Sebastopol Ave, Sebastopol, 707.829.6600.

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St Helena Museum for s Day St. Helena Historical Society celebrates the 160th anniversary with this educational event. Mar 23, 10am. $10. St Helena Catholic School, 1255 Oak St, St Helena.

Time to Transform Time Explore time and its forms with Jan Ögren. Mar 21, ) 7:30pm. Songbird

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A Time of Poetry, Art & Stories Paintings, haiku and stories by the multifaceted artist John Langdon and poet Rebecca Foust. Mar 23, 3pm. Free. Art by the Bay Weekend Gallery, 18856 Hwy 1, Marshall, 415.663.1006.

features a kaleidoscope of rarely screened international gems, brand-new awardwinning documentaries with directors in conversation, Hollywood classics and some of this year’s top Oscar contenders. Wed through May 14. Carole L Ellis Auditorium, 680 Sonoma Mountain Pkwy, Petaluma, 415.392.5225.

your own bag. Wed, 10am-3pm. College of Marin, Indian Valley Campus, 1800 Ignacio Blvd, Novato, 415.454.4554.

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Mar 22, 7pm. Jarvis Conservatory, 1711 Main St, Napa, 707.255.5445.

Trashion Fashion Show Local designers pull out all the stops for outrageous fun. Mar 22, 5pm. Sonoma Valley Veterans Memorial Building, 126 First St W, Sonoma.

Field Trips Celebracion de Equinoccio de Primavera This bilingual Spring Equinox event is fun for the whole family. Registration is required. Mar 23. Rancho Mark West Farm, 7125 St. Helena Rd, Santa Rosa.

Native Magic walk Mar 22, 10am. Sonoma Valley Regional Park, 13630 Sonoma Hwy, Glen Ellen.

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Shot entirely in Sonoma County, the feature-length documentary “Harvest” reveals the blood, sweat and tears that go into every bottle of wine. Mar 26, 6:30pm. Arlene Francis Center, 99 Sixth St, Santa Rosa, 707.528.3009.

Lunafest The fundraising film festival dedicated to promoting awareness about women’s issues. Includes wine reception. Mar 20, 6pm. $40. Lincoln Theater, 100 California Dr, Yountville, 707.226.8742.

Muscle Shoals Special benefit screening with cinematographer Anthony Arendt in person and wine reception beforehand. Mar 21, 7pm. $20. Raven Film Center, 415 Center St, Healdsburg, 707.823.4410.

Petaluma Film Alliance Spring Cinema Series The new Spring Cinema Series

Food & Drink Fourth Annual Gumbo Smackdown Five local chefs will prepare their own gourmet gumbo dish to pair with a Kendall-Jackson wine in hopes of taking home the coveted “Golden Crayfish Award.” Mar 22, 5 and 8pm. $50. Kendall-Jackson Wine Center, 5007 Fulton Rd., Fulton, 707.576.3810.

Artisan Cheese Festival Three days of cheese; includes farm tours, tastings, competitions and workshops. Mar 21-23. $35-$132. Sheraton Sonoma County, 745 Baywood Dr, Petaluma.

Celebrate Veterans Dinner Enjoy homemade ravioli and local wines and beer to celebrate and support our veterans. Mar 22, 6pm. $45. Joe Garbarino WWII U.S. Military Vehicle Museum, 1050 Anderson Dr, San Rafael.

Civic Center Farmers Market Sun at 10am, “Eat Local 101” provides walking tour with information, cooking advice and ideas inspired by locally grown foods. Year-round. Thurs, 8am and Sun, 8am. Marin Civic Center, 3501 Civic Center Dr, San Rafael, 800.897.3276.

French Garden Farm Market Enjoy produce from restaurant’s farm, along with freshly baked breads and pastries from their kitchen. Every Sun, 10 to 2. Free. French Garden, 8050 Bodega Ave, Sebastopol, 707.824.2030.

Indian Valley Farmers Market Organic farm and garden produce stand where you bring

Redwood Empire Farmers Market Sat, 8:30am and Wed, 8:30am. Veterans Memorial Building, 1351 Maple Ave, Santa Rosa.

Bay Area Discovery Museum Ongoing, “Animal Secrets.” Hands-on art, science and theater camps, art studio, tot spot and lookout cove adventure area. Wed-Thurs at 10 and 11, music with Miss Kitty. $5-$6. Fri at 11, aquarium feeding. Ongoing. Admission, $8-$10. Bay Area Discovery Museum, Fort Baker, 557 McReynolds Rd, Sausalito, 415.339.3900.

Carolyn Parr Nature Center Learn about Napa County habitats and birds of prey through tours, dioramas, games, hands-on activities and books. Ongoing. Free. Carolyn Parr Nature Center Museum, Westwood Hills Park, 3107 Browns Valley Rd, Napa, 707.255.6465.

Chops Teen Club Hang-out spot for Santa Rosa teens ages 12 to 20 offers art studio and class, open gym, tech lounge, cafe, recording studio and film club. Hours for high schoolers: Mon-Thurs, 3 to 9; Fri, 3 to 11; Sat and school holidays, noon to 11. For middle school kids: Mon-Fri, 3 to 7; Sat and school holidays, noon to 7. Film club meets Tues at 4. Ongoing. Membership, $5$10 per year. Chops Teen Club, 509 Adams St, Santa Rosa, 707.284.2467.

Paper Airplanes at the Library Make and fly your own paper airplanes. Mar 20, 11am. Free. Petaluma Library, 100 Fairgrounds Dr, Petaluma, 707.763.9801.

Lectures Aging as a Spiritual Practice A book Study in five sessions. Fri, 1pm. through Apr 11. Point Reyes Presbyterian Church, 11445 Shoreline Hwy, Pt Reyes Station, 415.663.1349.


Science Uncorked Get your science on. Tues, Mar 25, 5:30pm. Gourmet au Bay, 913 Hwy 1, Bodega Bay, 707.875.9875.

Vermiculture Workshop Come learn about composting with worms. Mar 23, 11am. $20. SHED, 25 North St, Healdsburg, 707.431.7433.

Writing Toward a Sustainable Community With author George Packer. Mar 22. Napa Valley College Performing Arts Center, 2277 Napa Vallejo Hwy, Napa, 707.256.7500.

Readings Book Passage

TWO WORLDS Author Susan Katz Miller reads from ‘Being Both,’ an examination

of interfaith parenting, at Book Passage on March 20. See Readings, below.

Archaeology: Rewriting Early Christian History This four-day series of workshops and lectures is sponsored by Westar Institute. Mar 19-22. $20-$245. Flamingo Resort Hotel, 2777 Fourth St, Santa Rosa, 503.375.5323.

Omar Barghouti Palestinian boycott leader speaks about this growing non-violent movement. Mar 23, 3pm. $5-$10. Glaser Center, 547 Mendocino Ave, Santa Rosa, 707.996.5765.

Biomimicry A discussion with AJ Wacaser. Mar 24, 7pm. Aqus Cafe, 189 H St, Petaluma, 707.778.6060.

Dr Charles Brown “The Complex Social Life of Cliff Swallows: Insights from a 30-year Study.” Mar 20, 7pm. Free. Laguna de Santa Rosa Environmental Center, 900 Sanford Rd, Santa Rosa, 707.527.9277.

S Loren Cole In discussion of Ishi, the last member of the Yani native people of California, and his

relevance to our history. Mar 20, 7:30pm. Readers’ Books, 130 E Napa St, Sonoma, 707.939.1779.

Colombia: A New Political Perspective With Bay Area educator and activist Alice Aloaiza. Mar 21, 7pm. Community Media Center of Marin, 819 A St, San Rafael, 415.721.0636.

Constance Hale & Michael Shapiro A Sense of Place: Two master travel writers reflect on how to evoke character and setting in any genre. Mar 20, 7pm. $10. Petaluma Community Center, 320 N McDowell Blvd, Petaluma.

Cultivating Mindfulness With Sylvia Dolce. Mar 25, 7:30pm. Aqus Cafe, 189 H St, Petaluma, 707.778.6060.

Disability Law Clinics CRI staff attorneys answer disability-related legal questions. First come, first served. Last Tues of every month, 10am-2pm. Free. Community Resources for Independence, 1040 Main St, Ste 208, Napa, 707.258.0270.

Drop-In Meditation Classes for all levels include guided meditation and brief commentary. Kids welcome. Ongoing. $10. Mahakaruna Buddhist Center, 304 Petaluma Blvd N, Petaluma, 707.766.7720.

From Earth to Art Making art supplies from natural materials, with Carla Rovetta. Mar 22, 10am. $55$65. Laguna de Santa Rosa Environmental Center, 900 Sanford Rd, Santa Rosa, 707.527.9277.

Mollie Katzen The chef and author speaks as part of the Last Wednesday Food Book Group. Mar 26, 7pm. Readers’ Books, 130 E Napa St, Sonoma, 707.939.1779.

LGBT Senior Discussion Group Fourth Tues of every month, 1pm. Unitarian Universalist Congregation, 547 Mendocino Ave, Santa Rosa.

Science Buzz Cafe Feb 20, “The Role of Mutation in Evolution” with Philip Harriman, PhD; Mar 6, “Entrepreneurs, Money and Crowd Funding” with Rob

Mar 19, 7pm, “Murder in Pigalle” with Cara Black. Mar 20, 7pm, “Being Both” with Susan Katz Miller. Mar 21, 10am, “Battle of the Beasts” with Chris Columbus, Hollywood director Columbus (Harry Potterand the Sorcerer’s Stone) presents with co-writer Ned Vizzini in this special event for young readers. Mar 21, 7pm, “Astoria” with Peter Stark. Mar 22, 7pm, “Wish You Happy Forever” with Jenny Bowen. Mar 23, 7pm, “Recipes for a Sacred Life” with Rivvy Neshama. Mar 24, 7pm, “An Ocean Garden” with Josie Iselin. Mar 25, 7pm, “Missing You” with Harlan Coben. 51 Tamal Vista Blvd, Corte Madera 415.927.0960.

Santa Rosa Copperfield’s Books Mar 20, 6pm, “Pioneer Girl” with Bich Minh Nguyen. 775 Village Court, Santa Rosa 707.578.8938.

Falkirk Cultural Center

month, 2pm, Redwood Writers Open Mic. 1015 Fourth St, Santa Rosa 707.433.1660.

Theater All in the Timing Six short comic plays written by David Ives and co-directed by Rachel Custer and Alexis Long. Fri-Sun through Apr 13. $15. Pegasus Theater Company, Rio Nido Lodge, Canyon Two Rd, Rio Nido.

Nice Mean People

Are We There Yet?

Oh What a Spiel

Produced by Off the Page Reader’s Theater, showcasing works by local writers on the theme of “journeys.” Mar 22, 7:30pm. $15. Glaser Center, 547 Mendocino Ave, Santa Rosa, 707.568.5381.

The annual Purim Spiel features the Jersey Boys Megillah with great tunes and a fun party atmosphere. Mar 22, 8pm and Mar 23, 2pm. Congregation Beth Ami, 4676 Mayette Ave, Santa Rosa.

Arms & the Man

Of Mice and Men

Presented by the Ross Valley Players, this romantic comedy is packed with wit. Thurs-Sun through Apr 13. $13-$26. Barn Theatre, Marin Art and Garden Center, 30 Sir Francis Drake Blvd, Ross, 415.456.9555.

Steibeck’s classic tale of friendship, directed by Sherrie Lee Miller, is a touching portrait. Fri-Sun through Apr 6. $9-$25. Cinnabar Theater, 3333 Petaluma Blvd N, Petaluma, 707.763.8920.

Beauty Queen of Leenane

Reader’s Theatre

Darkly comic tale of Maureen Folan, a plain and lonely woman in her early 40s, and her aging mother. Every other Thurs, 8pm and Every other Sat, 8pm. through Apr 5. $10-$25. Studio Theatre, Sixth Street Playhouse, 52 W Sixth St, Santa Rosa, 707.523.4185.

The Book of Matthew This seriocomic plays examines the struggle to keep pursuing one’s dreams after 40. ThursSun through Apr 13. Spreckels Performing Arts Center, 5409 Snyder Lane, Rohnert Park, 707.588.3400.

Geezer ‘On Stage at the Lark’ series presents Geoff Hoyle’s hilarious riff on life in a nursing home for one night only. Mar 22, 8pm. $27-$30. Lark Theater, 549 Magnolia Ave, Larkspur, 415.924.5111.

Mar 20, 7pm, Ellen Bass and Andrea Hollander, The poets read from their work, presented by the Marin Poetry Center. $5. Third Thursday of every month, Marin Poetry Center hosts open reading and workshops, Dec 20, potluck. Bring a dish and poem (25 words or less) to share. Free, www.marinpoetrycenter.org. 1408 Mission Ave, San Rafael.

The Importance of Being Earnest

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recent death have violent disputes over the most mundane topics. Every other Fri, 8pm and Every other Sun, 2pm. through Apr 6. $10-$25. Studio Theatre, Sixth Street Playhouse, 52 W Sixth St, Santa Rosa, 707.523.4185.

Directed by Michael Tabib, the play features a seasoned cast well equipped to provide an evening of fun, frolic and joyous laughter. Fri-Sun through Apr 12. $15-$20. Russian River Hall, 20347 Hwy 116, Monte Rio, 707.849.4873.

Lonesome West

A staged reading of a new play written and directed by Will Marchetti. Mar 19, 8pm. $12$15. 142 Throckmorton Theatre, 142 Throckmorton Ave, Mill Valley, 415.383.9600.

Directed by Angie Orr. Featuring “The Adventures of Sam Spade: the Mad Scientist Caper” by Dashiell Hammett; “The Bickersons: the Honeymoon is Over” by Philip Rapp; “The Talking Dog” adapted by Angie Orr. Mar 26, 7pm. Guerneville Library, 14107 Armstrong Woods Rd, Guerneville, 707.869.9004.

She Kills Monsters A pseudo-violent comedy adventure of identity, fantasy and killing monsters by Qui Nguyen and directed by Paul Draper. Through Mar 29. $10$17. Ives Hall room 119, SSU, 1801 E Cotati Ave, Rohnert Park.

Underneath the Lintel A one-man tour de force starring John Shillington and directed by John Craven. Through Mar 30. $25. Main Stage West, 104 N Main St, Sebastopol.

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ARIES (March 21–April 19) “When you plant seeds in the garden, you don’t dig them up every day to see if they have sprouted yet,â€? says Buddhist nun Thubten Chodron. “You simply water them and clear away the weeds; you know that the seeds will grow in time.â€? That’s sound advice for you, Aries. You are almost ready to plant the metaphorical seeds that you will be cultivating in the coming months. Having faith should be a key element in your plans for them. You’ve got to ďŹ nd a way to shut down any tendencies you might have to be an impatient control freak. Your job is simply to give your seeds a good start and provide them with the persistent follow-up care they will need. TAURUS (April 20–May 20)

“Thank you, disillusionment,� says Alanis Morissette in her song “Thank U.� “Thank you, frailty,� she continues. “Thank you, nothingness. Thank you, silence.� I’d love to hear you express that kind of gratitude in the coming days, Taurus. Please understand that I don’t think you will be experiencing a lot of disillusionment, frailty, nothingness and silence. Not at all. What I do suspect is that you will be able to see, more clearly than ever before, how you have been helped and blessed by those states in the past. You will understand how creatively they motivated you to build strength, resourcefulness, willpower and inner beauty.

GEMINI (May 21–June 20) I bet your support system will soon be abuzz with ďŹ zzy mojo and good mischief. Your web of contacts is about to get deeper and feistier and prettier. Pounce, Gemini, pounce! Summon extra clarity and zest as you communicate your vision of what you want. Drum up alluring tricks to attract new allies and inspire your existing allies to assist you better. If all goes as I expect it to, business and pleasure will synergize better than they have in a long time. You will boost your ambitions by socializing, and you will sweeten your social life by plying your ambitions. CANCER (June 21–July 22)

During her 98 years on the planet, Barbara Cartland wrote 723 romance novels that together sold a billion copies. What was the secret of her success? Born under the sign of Cancer the Crab, she knew how productive she could be if she was comfortable. Many of her work sessions took place while she reclined on her favorite couch covered with a white fur rug, her feet warmed with a hot water bottle. As her two dogs kept her company, she dictated her stories to her secretary. I hope her formula for success inspires you to expand and reďŹ ne your own personal formula—and then apply it with zeal during the next eight weeks. What is the exact nature of the comforts that will best nourish your creativity?

LEO (July 23–August 22) The Google Ngram Viewer is a tool that scans millions of books to map how frequently a particular word is used over the course of time. For instance, it reveals that “impossibleâ€? appears only half as often in books published in the 21st century as it did in books from the year 1900. What does this mean? That fantastic and hard-to-achieve prospects are less impossible than they used to be? I don’t know, but I can say this with conďŹ dence: If you begin fantastic and hard-to-achieve prospects sometime soon, they will be far less impossible than they used to be. VIRGO (August 23–September 22) The Tibetan mastiff is a large canine species with long golden hair. If you had never seen a lion and were told that this dog was a lion, you might be fooled. And that’s exactly what a zoo in Luohe, China did. It tried to pass off a hearty specimen of a Tibetan mastiff as an African lion. Alas, a few clever zoo-goers saw through the charade when the beast started barking. Now I’ll ask you, Virgo: Is there anything comparable going on in your environment? Are you being asked to believe that a big dog is actually a lion, or the metaphorical equivalent?

LIBRA (September 23–October 22) In T. S. Eliot’s poem “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock,� the narrator seems tormented about the power of his longing. “Do I dare to eat a peach?� he asks. I wonder what he’s thinking. Is the peach too sweet, too juicy, too pleasurable for him to handle? Is he in danger of losing his self-control and dignity if he succumbs to the

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SCORPIO (October 23–November 21)

Born under the sign of Scorpio, Neil Young has been making music professionally for over 45 years. He has recorded 35 albums and is in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. In early 1969, three of his most famous songs popped out of his fertile imagination on the same day. He was sick with the u and running a 103 degree fever when he wrote “Cowgirl in the Sand,â€? “Cinnamon Girlâ€? and “Down by the River.â€? I suspect you may soon experience a milder version of this mythic event, Scorpio. At a time when you’re not feeling your best, you could create a thing of beauty that will last a long time, or initiate a breakthrough that will send ripples far into the future.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22–December 21) There should be nothing generic or normal or routine about this week, Sagittarius. If you drink beer, for example, you shouldn’t stick to your usual brew. You should track down and drink the hell out of exotic beers with brand names like Tactical Nuclear Penguin and Ninja Vs. Unicorn and Doctor Morton’s Clown Poison. And if you’re a lipstick user, you shouldn’t be content to use your old standard, but should instead opt for kinky types like Sapphire Glitter Bomb, Alien Moon Goddess and Cackling Black Witch. As for love, it wouldn’t make sense to seek out romantic adventures you’ve had a thousand times before. You need and deserve something like wild sacred eternal ecstasy or screaming sweaty agrant bliss or blasphemously reverent waggling rapture. CAPRICORN (December 22–January 19) Actor Gary Oldman was born and raised in London. In the course of his long career he has portrayed a wide range of characters who speak English with American, German and Russian accents. He has also lived in Los Angeles for years. When he signed on to play a British intelligent agent in the 2011 ďŹ lm Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, he realized that over the years he had lost some of his native British accent. He had to take voice lessons to restore his original pronunciations. I suspect you have a metaphorically comparable project ahead of you, Capricorn. It may be time to get back to where you once belonged. AQUARIUS (January 20–February 18)

Every now and then, you’re blessed with a small miracle that inspires you to see everyday things with new vision. Common objects and prosaic experiences get stripped of their habitual expectations, allowing them to become almost as enchanting to you as they were before numb familiarity set in. The beloved people you take for granted suddenly remind you of why you came to love them in the ďŹ rst place. Boring acquaintances may reveal sides of themselves that are quite entertaining. So are you ready and eager for just such an outbreak of curiosity and a surge of fun surprises? If you are, they will come. If you’re not, they won’t.

PISCES (February 19–March 20)

Before she died, Piscean actress Elizabeth Taylor enjoyed more than 79 years of life on this gorgeous, maddening planet. But one aptitude she never acquired in all that time was the ability to cook a hard-boiled egg. Is there a pocket of ignorance in your own repertoire that rivals this lapse, Pisces? Are there any fundamental life skills that you probably should have learned by now? If so, now would be a good time to get to work on mastering them.

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