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How Could You By Michael Demetrus ACROSS Difficulty: Tuesday
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Dipping feather SF chalk-and-site org. Chorus line from a Weird Al spoof video shot in a subway 14. The ____/____ border has a higher number of crossings than any other in the world 15. Perfect score, numerically 16. Ends a pinball game prematurely 17. “Don’t forget, April 15th ____day.” Federal courtesy notice 18. Lounge at 11th & Harrison 19. Mr. Vedder 20. What anti-suicide laws do 23. Velvet-like fabrics 24. ____Pogo: British Colombia’s Loch Ness Monster 27. Egg and garlic sauce 28. Sauce type or wine varietal 32. Munster or Limburger 35. With 36 across, claustrophobia 36. See 35 across 37. “Seeing as it's your____I'm going to____you to wear protection.” 43. Eyelash infection 44. Southern speech affectation 45. That, in Havana 46. Richard Brautigan’s Trout Fishing locale 48. This puzzle’s real title or, a way to describe 20, 32, and 37 across 55. Type of danger for Harrison Ford that’s also “present” 56. Sender of “free minutes” junk mail discs 57. “Either you do ____will!” 58. “Hey 25! Get off the field and go get yourself a ____ protect your jewels!” 59. John who’s famously unknown 60. Beginning of ophrenic 61. Doctor who discovered an intestinal disease and gave it his own name 62. Angered, when put before aged? 63. What the sun did yesterday DOWN 1. Witticism 2. Country the Beatles sang about being “Back In” on the White Album 3. “It says ____ report back to base for redeployment.” 4. Pop rock’s Andreone 5. CXLVIII ÷ II 6. “Believe me now?” 7. Flat bottom, ferry-like boat that resembles a catamaran 8. “You are now on your way ____ content” message after clicking “Yes, I’m over the age of 18” 9. Certain lines require nine or less 10. Method of communication between pianos and computers (acronym) 11. Polygamist sect found in Texas
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and Utah (acronym) Game seven is always ____ breaker at the World Series Half of a bloodsucking flyer British comedian Rowan Atkinson’s TV and film role, with “Mr.” Actor and brother of Julia (Roberts) who, according to South Park, “nobody cares about” “Would you consider your work to be craft ____?” “You____!” (“Get down with your bad self!”) Theatrical pant finisher? Annoy Boots, straights, and 501s, e.g. “Why do you have to____much toilet paper?” Nothing more than Rodney King drugs Place that had no room for Mary Capital of CT
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“Are you seriously going to____?” Question asked of a door guy Throwable weapon (by land) Throwable weapon (by sea) Baton or pinwheel Two most famous union orgs., minus the middle letter of each Ohio city 60 miles west of Pennsylvania Just not right Lessen the perception of An auction car, usually Something that’s honest to be under Gag powder byproduct Manhattan hood south of Greenwich Village Brockovich Polite women say it doesn’t matter FDR's job-creating conservation program
6/9/08
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