The new adventures of the Baron from Müchhausen and Dirk Michael Roscher!

The new adventures of the Baron from Müchhausen and Dirk Michael Roscher!

Foreword to The new adventures of the Baron from Müchhausen and Dirk Michael Roscher!

Dirk Michael Roscher exactly that is me, and I would like to tell you gladly the adventures, of Baron from Münchhausen and me.

Whatever you don't believe me, well then just put the book back together and throw it into the oven.

These adventures happened a long time ago, it's about the experienced stories of my best friend (Baron from Münchhausen).

One should not forget that I already had an adventure with Baron from Münchhausen.

And in my newest book what I am writing right now is about mythical creatures, legends and fairy tale characters in a new way!

Let's start no matter!

Chapter 1

How I meet Munchausen!

Once again I went through many countries to bring new adventures for the children.

This time I was in the world-famous France in the middle of Paris, I looked for a hotel where I could spend the night.

And not far from the main station, I found a hotel with the name (asparagus without sauce).

I asked if there was a room available, and the woman behind the information just nodded her head.

She gave me the room key number 73, then I went to my room with my suitcases.

Then I lay down in my bed to sleep, I dreamed I was at home under my shower.

But then I woke up, and it was a heavy storm that had opened the window.

I tried now to close the window to get back into my bed, but somehow or something had changed in that hotel room.

It wasn't the hotel room I knew of, no, it was a completely strange room.

Where the hell did I end up here, I thought, and where did my bed go?

Then the door opened and a man came in and said to me: " What are you doing in my cabin?"

I looked at him in astonishment, and then I noticed that I was no longer in the hotel, but on a ship.

Then the stranger introduced himself: " I'm the famous baron from Mulhouse, and what's your name?"

I answered: "My name is Dirk Michael Roscher and I come from Germany, but I don't know how I got here.

Because just a few minutes ago I was sleeping in a hotel."

Baron from MĂźnchhausen saw me at us said to me: " My dear friend Dirk, you came to me through a wormhole, you may be dreaming. " Then I said to MĂźnchhausen: " Yes, if I dream that then I can, yes walk through the wall: "

I ran off and Munchausen called to me: " You'd better leave it alone, there's only one big bump!"

As soon as he had spoken it out, I ran against the wall and I fell down.

When I came then to me, I lay on a bed and Baron from Müchhausen, had me a cold rag on my forehead He asked me: " And how is the Lord?"

I answered : " Thank you, I feel much better. " Then we both went on deck of this ship, named September. and shortly after, all the sailors ran wild through each other.

Müchhausen called out: "What's the matter with all of you?"

Then a big octopus came out of the sea and grabbed a sailor and ate him up.

Then Müchhausen said to a sailor: "Detlef you are soch the strongest, of all here take the anchor and hurl him, on the Kraken."

Detlef took the anchor, and threw it towards the riveted octopus.

One could only hear a dull blow, and a Ufff.

The octopus twisted her eyes and disappeared into the sea, with a big bump on her head.

Everyone itched and rejoiced that now the octopus had disappeared into the deep blue sea.

I said to Munchausen: " I have to lie down for a while and recover from this shock!"

Munchausen answered: "Then lie down for a while, but when you wake up then you'll be back in your world, maybe we'll see each other again, and I don't think saying goodbye is forever."

Then I went back to the cabin and I lay down.

When I woke up, I was back at the hotel, but next to me lay the sword of Baron Munchausen.

That means I didn't dream it, it had been real!

Chapter 2 The Return of Baron from MĂźnchhausen Once again I went for a walk through the forest to get some fresh air. and to relax.

But then a stormy wind came up and I took cover in a small forest hut.

Fortunately I made it in time to escape the storm.

Lightning struck not far from the small hut and a tree fell, creaking and crashing so loudly that it made me a little uncomfortable.

Then I saw fog coming through the door from underneath the door of the small forest hut.

And I looked outside, and a figure that I unfortunately couldn't see was slowly approaching the hut.

I tried to call the police on my smartphone, but there was no connection.

What should I do now, I hoped it was someone who had no bad intentions, then when the door opened.

Lightning it violently, and I only saw a dark figure standing between the front door.

I was very scared, but then I saw someone I had known for a long time, but hadn't seen for a long time.

It was none other than Baron from MĂźnchhausen, and he said to me: "Hello, my old friend Dirk, how are you?"

At that moment, was totally relieved and I answered: " Thank you, I'm all right so far!"

"And why did you come back to my world (Baron from MĂźnchhausen)?"

The Baron answers: " What a question, my old good friend, I have come back because I have come back again I want to go on an adventure trip with you!"

" You can tell the children about that again, about your latest adventures from the other world. " " From the world of myths and legends, my dear friend Dirk Michael Roscher! " I said to it: " Mhmm... sounds good, that's exactly what we should do Baron!"

Just as we were leaving the little forest hut behind us, it disappeared in the fog. and before us, a new world opened.

In this other world the sun was shining, the sky was very blue and simply beautiful.

Then we two walked along a path where we met a bear and Baron asked the bear: "My dear bear, we are looking for the kingdom (Simbahe). " Can you help us with that?"

The bear looked at us and answered?

"Yes. Just follow this path until you both arrive at a crossroads, there's the talking cake Willi!" " Just ask Him and tell Him I sent you!"

So now we walked for about half an hour, and my stomach growled, and I thought.

How nice it would be now if I could eat a piece of cake!

Just as I was finished with this thought, the small crossroads appeared in the middle of the forest.

The one the bear had been talking about.

When I saw the cake, I wanted to eat it up and bake it in, because it looked so delicious.

Now my stomach growled even more than before and the baron said to me: " My dear Dirk, pull yourself together, if we would eat the cake, we would not enter the kingdom. " So now the Baron from Mulhouse asked the cake: " My dear cake, we are looking for the kingdom of Simbahe, could you help us?" " The talking bear told us that you could help us)" The eyes of the talking cake grew big!

And he said to us:

"So you want to enter the kingdom (Simbahe)"!

"All right. I'll give you a hand, I guess.

Just go straight on, through this forest, there you will find the Red Riding Hood. and she'll be able to help you.

She's definitely back, picking mushrooms!"

The Baron and I thanked each other, then the talking cake.

And we went on and on and on and on until we finally met the Little Red Riding Hood.

We heard how funny the singing was and how happy it was.

The baron called Little Red Riding Hood!

And she came running towards us bright red, I did not mean bright red in the face, but bright red Klamoten.

And this time I asked, and not always the baron!

"Hello, Little Red Riding Hood my name is Dirk Michael Roscher, and we both wanted to know.

How to get to the kingdom (Simbahe ) the quickest way would be if you could show us the quickest way!".

The Little Red Riding Hood looked at me and asked me : " Excuse me?"

And I looked at the Baron from Munchausen and he twisted his eyes.

He said to me: " My dear friend Dirk, you must speak your languages, not those of your world!"

I answered: " How, what and where?"

The Baron answered me: "Watch me and learn from me!

How to talk in this world:" Now the Baron turned to the Little Red Riding Hood and asked: " My dear Little Red Riding Hood, could you please tell us how to get to the Kingdom (Simbahe)?"

The Little Red Riding Hood answered:

"Just keep going straight, then you hit the unicorn and follow the tip, from the unicorn.

Not far away, the kingdom (Simbahe) is already watching."

So now we both walked on, and I said to the baron: " My God, why do we have to speak so swollen here, I don't understand?"

The Baron turned around and said: "My dear Dirk, as I said before, we are here in another world.

And that is exactly why they speak differently here.

I said to it: "All right, then I'll leave that to you in the future.

Because here, one understands my funny German, probably not."

MĂźnchhausen smiled and we went on until we found the unicorn.

We followed the horn, which pointed in that direction into the kingdom (Simbahe)!

Then the forest thinned out, and before us on a mountain we saw now, the big castle.

I said to the Baron: "That must be Simbahe!"

Munchausen looked at me and nodded his head.

Now we ran into Simbahe, there were a lot of people on the street.

Different people and mythical creatures from all parts of the fairy tales, and Fabelwelt thus a colorfully mixed bunch.

Chapter 3 We meet on the king!

At the big market, different fruits were apples, pears and other things I didn't even know.

Then I bought a strange fruit, and was just about to bark when the fruit suddenly said to me: "Do not eat me, I am a magic fruit with me you have 7 wishes free!"

The baron looked at me and answered: " Dirk do not eat this fruit maybe we can still break it, she can help us with many problems. " Then the fruit spoke: " It was a short Eh, but really Eh!" All of a sudden a loud fanfare went over the market and many unicorns came running, they were pulling a carriage behind them, but it wasn't as big as usual.

But, it was very small and hardly to watch, by the many people which bowed now one saw nevertheless nothing, where the carriage was.

I said to the baron: " Say to whom do they bow at all, I can't see anything, nor can I see the carriage. " Just when I had said it, the crowd opened in front of us.

And all the people stepped aside, because we were the only ones still standing.

Munchausen and I looked at each other, and before us stood the king from Simbahe.

I rubbed my eyes, and what I saw there could not be true.

It was the cake that had stood at the crossroads, and I wanted to eat a piece of it, too.

So I thought (If I had eaten the cake, Simbahe would no longer have a king).

The king's cake said to us: "My dear friends, welcome to my little kingdom, you may stay in my castle as guests and dine well."

Then I said: " Know, Your Royal Cake Majesty we are so hungry, and could even eat a whole elephant!"

"Thank you for your hospitality, Your Majesty of Royal Cakes."

The king's cake answered: "You are my guests, make yourselves at home!"

We were led by Her Majesty's servants, to a large hall, he was greatly riessen processed with golden wallpaper.

A very large and long table, also made of pure gold, and on it stood food, such as for example: (turkey, duck and chicken) the table was full of grapes, bananas and much more.

To tell the truth, there were dishes without end were uncovered, and my stomach growled very

loudly.

We sat down and ate, and enjoyed the wonderful tasty food in the royal court of Simbahe!

When we had finished and had eaten our fill, a servant came to us, told us: " Please follow me, your bedroom is ready and waiting for you!"

It was a very nice bedroom, not too big and not too small, for 2 people.

The Baron got his own bed and so did I. Now we went to sleep and fell right into the land of dreams.

In the middle of the night, I dreamed that I was sawing through a whole forest, and when I woke up from this dream.

When I heard the baron snore as if he was cutting up a wooden hat, I turned around and tried to sleep again.

But his snoring was so loud that I couldn't close my eyes.

I went to MĂźchhausen to wake him up because of his snoring, but he continued to snore cheerfully.

But then I saw, on a bedside table, a vase with water, I took the vase with the water, and tilted it over his head.

But there was nothing to do, on the contrary he left a fart, which was also not very quiet, but also not odourless.

I could hardly breathe and ran to the window to get fresh oxygen, because I was already blue.

When I had finally opened the window and could breathe freely again, I was much better.

But behind me, the baron kept snoring.

And so now I spent the whole night with his snoring, but then I remembered how it would be if I held his nose shut.

I went back to Baron MĂźnchhausen's bed and held his nose to him.

Now he snored through his mouth, and I only looked at him, and then I shouted at his right ear.

(No reaction!)

Then I took the two chamber pots and hit them together, but they broke.

He still slept like a dead man, but also like a sawmill, what now ?

Just when I had given up and fell half dead into my bed, the cock crowed and the sun rose.

I was about to explode, at that moment the baron woke up, said to me:

"And did you sleep well, my friend? you still look so tired somehow!

I looked at the baron and said to him: "Because of you I couldn't sleep all night, you were so loud, no matter what, you slept so deep.

They could have carried you out without you noticing.

What are you, just a snoring nose?"

Then a servant came and said to us: " My dear ladies and gentlemen, get ready, because our king would like to have breakfast with you. " We washed ourselves and went straight to the king's cake!

There was a lot of fruit and vegetables for breakfast, a completely different breakfast than I am used to, but very healthy.

The king's cake spoke to us: "My dear guests, I would like to ask you for your help, there is a dragon in my kingdom, and it absolutely wants to eat me!

I have also sent many of my brave soldiers, who like me are made of cake!

But nobody had come back so far, so I want you to defeat this old evil dragon.

If you did that, you'd get half the kingdom that I can't rule so well anyway.

I am already very old, and in the expiration date, therefore I have this request to you.

Defeat the dragon and you'll be the first heroes in my kingdom and then you'll get half of my kingdom.

Then the baron said: "My dear king!

You need not fear for your lives any more, we will both defeat the evil dragon and bring the head of this monster to the exhibition."

I answered: " That's exactly what we're going to do!"

Chapter 3 The fight against the evil dragon!

We got from the king's cake, weapons and horses to defeat the evil dragon, so now we rode off in the direction where the dragon lived.

On the way we visited a farmer, his whole field was totally burned, and I asked the farmer: Hey, old man, what happened to your field?

The farmer looked at me and answered: "What language do you speak?

Age? What happened to your field?

Please excuse me, I don't understand you!

Then the Baron addressed him: "My dear farmer man, who is to blame for the destruction of your field and please excuse my companion here, he does not speak our language.

He does not come from here!

I looked at the Baron and shaken my head.

The farmer now said to Munchausen: "Yesterday at noon, this great misfortune happened, it was a very great dragon that destroyed my field.

And the dragon asked me where the king was, and when I could not answer the dragon.

If he has simply destroyed my whole field with his breath of fire, now I stand again at the beginning.

I have no money, and my wife and children are starving!

The baron answered: "Do not worry, I will now give you a bag full of gold coins, and they will bring you through life.

Your wife and dear children will no longer be hungry.

The farmer thanked the baron and fell on his knees.

Then we continued riding, and we passed a blacksmith's shop, where we wanted to make new

hooves from our horses.

The Baron said to me: " Leave it to me to talk, because nobody understands you somehow do not be angry with me, my dear friend. " The baron said to the court blacksmith: " Could you please shod our horses because we had a very long ride!"

The court blacksmith said to the baron: " Yes, I can finally do that, because there was a very friendly dragon with me, who gave me the fire. " The Baron and I looked at each other and wondered because we heard for the first time that the dragon was good.

After a while, the baron approached the court blacksmith: " My dear court blacksmith, is it really true that the dragon gave you the fire?"

The blacksmith answered: " Yes, that's how he was very kind to me when I told him where the king lived and lived, and that's why he gave me the fire. " When the court blacksmith had finished his work, Baron Munchausen gave him a whole bag of gold.

The court blacksmith also thanked him for this, and we continued riding until we finally arrived at a clearing.

And we saw the hell of the dragon, next to the cave was a big pond with goldfish.

Now we crept up, and in front of the cave lay a lube and a diamond, I collected the two things.

The baron said to me: "What are you going to do with a magnifying glass and a diamond?"

I answered: " You can do a lot with that, I'll tell you later Baron! " So we sneaked into the dragon's cave and we heard how the dragon was sleeping and snoring.

Then I said quietly to Baron Munchausen: " If you hear Baron, that's what it sounds like when you're sawing in your bed all night!"

MĂźnchhausen looked at me and smiled.

The baron now said to me: "Plan A, I have here a rope, which is unbreakable, that we will tie slowly around his feet, but be quiet with it!

We crept quietly around the dragon, tied his feet, and stumbled over a bucket.

And the dragon woke us up!

I said to the baron: " What the fuck does a dragon want with a bucket?"

The baron twisted his eyes and called out to me: "Plan B! We're running out of here now, it's our lives!"

We ran as fast as we could and the horses ran away as well.

Then the dragon caught the baron with the fire from his dragon mouth, and MĂźnchhausen ran to the pond and jumped in.

When the Baron had jumped in, all the water in the pond boiled around his hands, but now he felt better.

The water cooled his burnt ass, and now I came up with an idea (magnifying glass and diamond) (diamond and magnifying glass)!

I made a cylinder out of a reed and glued the diamond to the front and the magnifying glass to the back.

Then I climbed a tree and held the cylinder in the sun.

The Baron was now threatened by the dragons and shouted to me: " What the hell cuckoo, are you doing on a tree?"

I answered: " That's what the dragons want to do from here!"

The baron called now: " Get the sword that lies on the ground and stab this dragon dead before he eats me!"

Then I noticed how, a beam came out of the cylinder, and also the baron saw now the laser beam.

And the dragon now jumped into the pond with his burnt back.

By its size, and its weight of one ton the dragon displaced the whole water.

Now the pond was completely empty, and the dragon looked at us in surprise.

Then the dragon said to us: " You have defeated me and you can kill me now!"

The Baron pitied the dragon and said to Him: " My dear dragon, if you promise me not to eat the king's cake, then you can serve as a storehouse of fire for the kingdom in winter. " The dragon thought a little, and agreed.

So we took the dragon with us into the kingdom of Simbahe, and from now on it served the king's cake.

We got half the kingdom, as the king's cake had promised, but the spirit of adventure and curiosity let us go and never let go.

And so we jumped, again into the next adventure!

Chapter 4 In the Cloud Kingdom in court The Baron and I were on the road again for quite some time when a cloud came down in front of us, and on the cloud sat a strange creature.

This being was a mixture of goat and monkey, which could run on two legs, I call it a monkey goat.

It said to us: Baron Munchausen "You are arrested because you killed a turkey with the Princess Pea! Because this turkey had been the criminal attorney, of Mrs. Goose.

You have chased him, with the princess pea through the whole forest, but you will not escape your just punishment.

Please climb on my cloud, and your companion can also come with me; to pursue her sentence."

Then the baron said:

" And what if I refuse, then what will you do against me? " The ape goat answered: " Then I have to take you with me by force, but I don't want to use that, I hate to turn to violence! " So now the Baron and I climbed the cloud, and we flew up into the sky, and when we had reached a certain height, a gate opened in front of us.

That hadn't been there before, but now it had just come out of nowhere.

We flew through the strange gate, when we were there at the destination, a bar of strange animals was already waiting for us.

They were dressed in police uniforms, and as the Baron descended from the cloud, he was immediately put in chains.

Then I said: " Tell me, what's going on with you here, you can't do that!"

The monkey goat answered: "But we can do that because he's a criminal and a murderer!"

"But you can accompany us to the cloud court, where Baron Munchausen will be tried."

So now I followed the monkey goat and the policemen were, the policemen were oxen in uniform.

When we entered the courtroom, I felt like I was at a market full of animals.

In the courtroom sat goats, monkeys, cats, vultures, fish with a glass ball full of water on the head.

Now the judge finally came, and the judge himself was a skunk with his nose up.

All the animals in the courtroom rose from their seats, and he said: "Please all sit down again, then we can begin the trial!"

The judge looked at the baron and said to him: "Mr. Baron from Munchausen or Munchausen, you are guilty, because you chased the gentlemen turkey through the woods with the princess pea.

What have you agreed to defend yourself?"

Now the Baron stood up and answered: "I don't understand why I'm on trial here, in my world on earth, it's totally ridiculous.

The Princess Pea and I hunted the turkey because we needed something to eat that is in the nature of man to eat meat.

We humans are omnivores, we eat vegetables, fruit and meat, and unfortunately the turkey also falls under it.

Dear judge, or dear skunk, man himself is a predator who wants to survive.

And that is why we hunt or buy meat to survive!"

Now I called out in between: "What kind of trial is this?

The Baron must defend himself, you are even worse than the people, even with us everyone gets a criminal defender served.

Who then defends the client in court!"

The skunk replied: " What exactly do you want to imply Mr. Man?" Then I said: " My name is not Herr Mensch, my name is Dirk Michael Roscher, and I do not agree with how you can treat the Baron here so badly!". " Every living creature has the right to a defence lawyer!"

The skunk looked at me and thought.

Then it spoke: " The trial will be postponed for one hour. " An hour later!

All the animals rose up again, and the judge gave the skunk a signal to all of you to sit down again.

Now the judge said: "Dear Mr. Dirk Michael Roscher, we had sat down together and we came to the conclusion that you were right.

And that's exactly why we decided to find a criminal attorney for the Baron.

The defence lawyer is none like you".

When I heard that, my jaw almost fell on the floor.

The Baron and I looked at each other, and MĂźnchhausen winked at me.

Oh, yes, I thought so, that can only go wrong!

Then the judge called the first witness.

It was a cow, the first witness.

The cow spoke: "Muh, I saw, Muh! Like the baron, and the certain lady princess pea (Muh), chased the turkey through the woods. (Moo) And that person, or person, looks a lot like the suspect. (Moo) That's all I can say, Mr. Richer Skunk!"

Now it was my turn to question the cow: "Dear Mrs. Cow, it is well known that what you see or don't see depends entirely on the distance.

Are you quite sure that it was the Baron, and where exactly were you standing at that time, Mrs. Cow? The cow looked at me, tried to hurt me, but she didn't get far because the doors of the courtroom were closed.

The judge gave the cow a fine for false testimony.

Now I said: "I know that the baron had already seen it before, that he had chased the turkey, but I still don't understand, who has now killed the turkey?

Then the Baron said to me in my ear: "The princess pea had killed the turkey with her crossbow!"

Now the next witness came, it was a monkey, and he said: " Oh Oh Oh, Ah Ah Ah Ah ho ho ho!"

All the animals in the courtroom became restless, but the judge also called for an interpreter.

But the interpreter had become ill, in the between time, so now the monkey, who had appeared as a witness, could not be further questioned.

After a break of half an hour in court, it was now the turn of the next witness.

This time it was the owl SchlĂźtterfranz and she said now: "I was once again in the forest to catch mice when I saw two people galloping through the forest

with 2 horses.

And like a turkey, which, by the way, tastes very good"!

Just when the owl had said that, you could hear a soft whisper in the courtroom and even the judge the skunk was a little different in tone.

Then I spoke about it: " Please Mr. Owl Schlütterfranz, go on speaking!"

Now the owl said: "And I saw the princess pea that had killed the turkey with her crossbow!"

Now it was my turn again: " And exactly that you really saw Mr Schlütterfranz?"

Mr. Schlütterfranz answered the owl: " Yes, that's exactly what I saw!"

I answered now: " I have no further questions for Mr Schlütterfranz the owl. " Now the judge spoke to the skunk: " Will withdraw us now to agree on whether Baron Munchausen will be released!"

The Baron and I were very excited about the acquittal.

15.minutes later the skunk came back again, with its appendage and colleague and said now: "Ladies and gentlemen in the courtroom, we have come to a result.

The accused Baron Münchhausen, or also from Münchausen that nobody knows so exactly!

If today's dear people of today are spoken freely, but and I say, however, if the Baron should once again hunt an animal, or should also kill.

If we see ourselves forced to take Mr Baron out of circulation for good, the Baron and his representative can leave the courtroom as free beings.

The Baron and I took a deep breath and were delighted that we could finally leave the Cloud Kingdom again.

We were brought back to earth, and we moved on to new adventures.

Chapter 5 Under water in Atlantis!

The Baron and I were once again on our way, and wanted to go to America to explore the Indians.

Of course at a different time, but this time everything went differently than planned.

The storm: In the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, the captain of the ship (Los Santos) walked along the deck.

While the guests on board slept deeply, also the kitchen and the other personnel prepared, already everything for tomorrow, for the next day.

The weather forecast actually announced a calm sea, and no storm or high waves.

But you know the mood of nature, because man can't make a 100 % weather forecast with his technology, no matter how modern the technology may be.

In any case, the storm came closer and closer without anyone noticing, but now there was also another problem.

Among the passengers were pirates who wanted to take over the ship.

The leader of the pirates was called Holzbein, and he sneaked with his pirates to the cabin of the captain.

He just went through the plans for the next day, but then he was interrupted by the pirates who were now in his cabin.

The captain said to the pirates: " What do you want from me, and what are you going to do with me?"

Wooden leg Answered: "From now on we take over the ship, we are now the owners of this ship, and I have to say that from now on, here on board.

I hope you understand me well, if not we will use force!

In the meantime, the pirates have entered our cabin, but we are defending ourselves.

And had already put 5 pirates out of action, but then, unfortunately, we were threatened with a rifle, and we were led away to the head pirate Holzbein.

They brought us into the cabin of the captain, who was completely scared.

The pirates pushed us into the cabin, to Holzbein.

He looked at us and said to us: "So you put 5 of my men out of the race, that was already a strong performance respect, but your stupid behavior, must be punished.

Shit the 2 overboard, with that we will show everyone who is here on the ship that you can't play with us.

Now all the guests from this ship have been brought onto the deck, and we should now go overboard.

The pirate leader now spoke to the guests: "Ladies and gentlemen, as I am sure you will have noticed, we now have that on board.

And now you will see what happens when we are resisted.

Bring the two heroes to us, they will now go to the sharks in the Atlantic Ocean!

I said to the Baron: "Baron it was a beautiful time with you and I could get to know other worlds, with you I had never had so much fun in my whole life, but now it will be time to say goodbye, thank you for everything Baron.

I looked the Baron in the eyes, he had tears in his face and he nodded to me.

They took a very heavy cement bag and tied it to my feet, but they did the same with the Baron.

The guests stood there as if they had been muddied, but they couldn't do anything, then they lifted us up and threw us into the sea.

The cement bag pulled us both faster and faster under water, and just as we were drowning, I noticed how a mermaid kissed me under water, this kiss caused me to breathe under water.

But also the baron got a big kiss from a mermaid.

The mermaids freed us from the cement bags, and we swam with them, deeper and deeper towards the seabed.

Then we both saw a city under water, shining very brightly and looking beautiful, with big buildings all dressed in white.

But some of them were also covered with gold, which surprised me a little.

So now we swam further through the city, many mermaids, men and also children swam over the market in this underwater city.

Now we came to a big palace, which was worked from the outside with gold, we were amazed about it.

Now finally we saw the king of this underwater city, he introduced himself with his name(Blenus): Blenus was the king of this underwater city and now he spoke to us.

"Welcome to Atlantis, the island that was once on the Atlantic above water, but now it is under the sea.

A curse had made us what we are today, living creatures who must now forever live under the sea."

"No one can free us from it, so is our life, but it is eternal, we do not age here under the sea.

"That's our advantage again, against you people who live on the land."

Now the Baron said to Blenus: "We wanted to thank you most sincerely for saving our lives, and quite honestly I was already scared and anxious, but you are our life saver, we will never forget that, but now we have another problem!

On the ship where we went overboard there are other people who are in danger of their lives.

And so I wanted to ask you if you could somehow help them up there?"

Blenus looked at us and said: "Normally we don't interfere in the affairs of the people who live on the mainland, but when it comes to life.

Then we will be happy to help you!

Then the Baron said: " I have an idea how we might defeat the pirates on the ship! " "How well can you communicate with the whales, because they are the answer to our solution to free the people on the ship?

Blenus answered: "We get along very well with the whales, that with you we are like a family?

Why Baron?

What exactly did you plan and free the people on the ship?"

He answered: " Quite simply, we'll ram you with several whales and lure the pirates out of the controls. " You'll be surprised when I ride a whale, what I only need now are reins, like a horse on earth:" " I will lead you in the fight against the pirates, I will be the first to lead the attack command. " " We will attack the ship from all sides, from the north, south, west and east. the pirates will think your last hour has struck."

Now we swam to the whales to prepare the attack against the pirates, and in the first place, now stood the Baron.

After a few exercises the time had finally come and we were ready to go, meanwhile on the ship.

The main pirate Holzbein and leader, this pirate, robbed in the meantime all the ship's guests.

The pirates took all the jewellery and gold from the ship.

Now the morning came, and the guests were afraid of what would happen, which one could understand very well.

One of the pirates went on deck and watched the sea, at the beginning everything was quiet and no whale was watching.

Then something fell to the pirate on the ground, and when he had picked it up, he saw on the sea.

We the Baron Munchausen ride a whale, with the reins in his hand.

The pirate now looked through the binoculars and could hardly believe what he saw on the horizon, a bunch of whales.

Which moved more and more in the direction of the ship, but now he looked on starboard.

Now it became so slowly clear to the pirates, once starboard and once port, and now also from all sides.

The pirate ran to Holzbein, and reported about it.

Holzbein said: " Have you once again drunk too much, a man on a whale that does not go at all , "Show me your binoculars!"

Now the eyes of the wooden leg almost fell out when he saw it!

He was paralyzed for a moment and could hardly speak, what should he do and what should he do!

Questions after questions that shot through his head.

Shortly thereafter there was a bang, because the ship was rammed by the first whale, shortly thereafter by the 2 whales.

Now it went off only so correctly.

The ship began to swing, the pirate it became totally bad of the many to and fro swing.

Because it was worse than a Storm, the first pirate threw up, and pulled the pants from the wooden leg to himself so he could throw up.

The wooden leg only noticed it when it was too late, that the whole broken one was already in the pants.

Then Holzbein ran off and got a piece of wood in front of his head, which made the pirate leader even worse, and went overboard.

When the whole spectacle was over, the Baron and I went on board and thanked the Atlantis residents for everything.

All the people thanked us, now there had been another adventure.

And hundreds of people saved their lives!

When we were in America, the next adventure was already waiting for us.

But until then it still lasted a little!

Chapter 6 Chief Schwarzerstrumpf or Schlumpf?

I don't know, you!

So we finally arrived in America, and we expected completely new adventures in the wild west.

We arrived in a small village, where a lot of gold was fetched from the river with our horses.

I said to the Baron: " Have you noticed that we didn't end up in modern society, but in the Wild West?"

The Baron looked at me and answered: "Dirk you're right, we're in the wild west, and you shouldn't forget when we freed the ship, we swam across the Bermuda Triangle with the ship.

So that means all in all, the people who came here with us.

They did not arrive at home, but in a completely strange world.

Oh God, what now?

Super, and they are all here, so beautifully scattered in this country of the USA, some have travelled to Miami, and the others elsewhere.

Now we have a pretty big problem, and how are we supposed to find these people, there were hundreds of people on board.

We will not meet the chief, but his great great-great-great-grandfather and once again greatgrandfather.

Great thing, I've never seen Dirk like that before, in all my travels and adventures we two have a huge task to accomplish this time.

But good that you noticed it, I probably wouldn't have noticed it until later.

Well, Dirk, we'll take the socks in our hands and go to the chief Schwarzerstrumpf."

Now we grabbed the horses and rode off towards the Black Socks Indians, why they are called that.

Unfortunately I don't know that either, dear children, why you have such a crazy name, no matter back to the story.

We rode for quite a while, and from a distance we could already see your tents?

Tents?

Those weren't tents, that was a mixture of black socks sewn together.

Now a light came up for both of us, and we knew why, these Indians were called Black Socks Indians.

I said to the Baron: "I've seen a lot of things, but tents made of black socks, and they even stink of cheese!

Baron, it's very bad for me, please I have to leave here for a short time!

The Baron went to the chief Schwarzerstrumpf, and I bought myself a bar clothespin in the next small town.

To seal my nose with it, because of the strong smell of cheese in the air.

Then I rode back again, into the Indian village black socks a little helped it already with the clothespin on the nose, but just a little.

In the time where I had been in the small town, the chief and the baron talked about the best way to bring the people back from my time.

But the problem was how to find all these 200 people.

Then an idea came to me and I said to the chief:

"In the next thunderstorm we can bring back all the people that every person leaves behind in time, a time track that means like a fingerprint.

Every human being is made of energy, and this energy leaves a time track, and with that we can find out this time frequency.

So now we set to work and built a time frequency machine, which should be released by lightning.

How this machine works remains my secret, that's nobody's business out there, I'm arogant in this thing.

So !

When we finished the machine, we only had to wait for a thunderstorm.

Days passed, and days by days, by weeks !

Months but nothing happened, we were honestly told the thing a little stupid, too stupid!

But then, yes exactly!

But then, it was finally so far it came a very strong thunderstorm.

The lightning struck into the machine and, it happened nothing at all!

Then I screamed: "You fucking stupid machine!"

Then I took a piece of metal and hit it, now the machine started working, and shot a frequency outside.

This frequency ran at high speed through time and space, the people who had come with us, on the ship.

Heard this frequency, and rushed into the smelly Indian village smelling of cheese.

So now all came together, after a bar guards.

The Chief Black Sock now spoke to all of us: " There is a cave, this cave leads you back to your time, many legends wrestled around this cave. " So now we all went there and happily returned to our time, and if we didn't die.

Are we still happy about it today!

Chapter 7 How the Baron and I became frogs!

When I slept deeply and firmly at home, and woke up the next morning I didn't think anything of it.

I made my breakfast as always, and just when I wanted to bite into my freshly bought rolls.

It rang at my apartment door!

I saw through door spy and who stood outside?

Baron Munchausen!

I opened the door, and the Baron came into my small apartment.

Now Munchausen asked me: " What's new with Dirk?"

I answered : "At the moment there is nothing new, always the same every day.

Get up every morning!

Then have breakfast and then sit down, and again write completely new books for the dear children."

Then the baron spoke to me: "My friend, you want to go on a new adventure in another world.

Get to know new creatures, and new friends find new magic, of course. to get to know the other.

What do you think of that?"

I answered: " Sounds good to Baron!"

So now a new dimension opened up in a new fairytale world.

We went through the dimension portal and we were in the middle of a big meadow, full of beautiful flowers and grasses.

I said to the Baron: " But here it looks peaceful, and so quiet. " Hardly pronounced came from above a witch approached and spoke: " You have penetrated my world and now I am turning you into frogs!"

Then the witch spoke something incomprehensible, and in the next moment we were frogs.

The witch flew away and we felt somehow so strange, somewhat small.

Now I tried to talk to the baron: " Quack , Quack " Huh! What was that now?

What were those rare tones that I just gave myself?

Now the baron tried it: Quack , Quack !

Now I stood on two legs, and began to run.

The Baron had a top hat on his frog head and I had a straw hat and we ran.

Until we saw an elf at the edge of the forest.

And I said to that elf: Quack, quack !

The elf answered: "Unfortunately I don't understand you my dear frogs, but what's funny is, you both wear different hats, and normal frogs don't have such things.

You must be enchanted by the evil witch Schnuckelbubs."

"Then just follow me, because I know a very good fairy who can turn you back into humans.

Or what have been!

We three ran after the elf until we came to a stream and the elf played a magical melody on her flute.

When the elf was finished, on her flute, a beautiful fairy appeared in front of us.

She said: " So you have been turned into frogs!"

We both answered with : " Quack, quack!"

The fairy raised her hand with a magic wand that radiated magic light and started humming.

The humming became louder and louder but it was very pleasant, it calmed us down somehow even though it was quite loud in the meantime.

Now we noticed a change in our body, and we looked into the water of the pond.

We were back to normal I immediately began to speak, and the baron spoke to the fairy: "We would like to thank you dear fairy, you have brought back into life again.

How can we be grateful to you?"

The fairy looked at us and answered: " Here now you have met this evil witch, and you could even defeat this evil witch!" " Of course, it's not normal mortal, I'll teach you how to conjure. " The next day we started with the magic!

The first thing we should try now is to get a drop of water to float.

I tried it now as the first, and city to bring the drop of water to float, I brought from the fairy the house to float, which stood directly behind us.

But none of the three of us noticed, and the fairy watched me until my head was completely red.

Then the fairy said: " Baron it's your turn!"

Just as I was finished, there was a loud bang, and the whole house of the forest fairy fell to the ground, and broke into hundreds of pieces.

The fairy looked at me and said to me: " Say, where am I supposed to sleep tonight, that can only be a stupid joke?"

MĂźnchhausen first looked at me and then at the fairy, and answered: "My dear beautiful fairy, my life companion, with whom I have already explored many worlds.

Now had not so much luck in the handling of magic, please forgive him dear beautiful fairy."

The forest fairy nodded her head and raised her hands, and the forest fairy house was fine again.

Boo, I really felt much better again, now it was the turn of the Baron!

And he should now do the same, the task was much easier for him than for me, he succeeded in mastering the first task.

And the fairy, gave him a big kiss!

In the between time I still practiced a little at the old exercise, also I succeeded now finally.

The fairy said to me: " No one has ever made my house float, you have a great talent, a real magician. " I turned red in my face.

Now we had to chop trees with pure magic!

First the baron started, but nothing happened.

Half an hour later, still nothing, when he was finished with his magic powers, his clothes fell into 1000 different pieces.

Only the underpants had remained intact.

The forest fairy started laughing and so did I. The baron quickly ran into the fairy's house and put on other things.

Now it was my turn.

Behind one of the trees hid a spy of the witch, he watched us what we were doing.

And the witch told us through a magic crystal ball about the magic the forest fairy taught us.

Now I concentrated on it and moved my hands forward in Thai Chi, destroying 20 trees.

And a tree fell on the witch's spy, say it pretty flat.

He now said to the witch in an unclear voice: "I don't feel so good at all!

Somehow so flat, worse than a leaf, but also as matt as a leaf, I don't understand that."

And then the witch spy fell over, with his eyes twisted!

The 3rd day!

Now we should practice walking over the water.

The baron began and when he was in the middle of the pond, he disappeared under water.

And swam back to the land.

Now it was my turn, and I ran across the water, kicking another spy. that was below the surface of the water, right into his eyes.

He cursed under water and drowned while cursing.

No matter what the witch tried, more and more of her spies failed.

On the 7th day we were finally ready to defeat the evil witch Schnuckelbubs.

The forest fairy said goodbye to us and we went where the witch lived.

She was already waiting for us!

And then it started, the total Kaos broke out, nothing was safe anymore in the forest.

We enchanted witch into a piece of wood, and she turned back again.

Then we enchanted her and turned her into a computer, and we also turned back again, but now the witch began to take it seriously.

She took a piece of earth in her hand, and the piece of earth turned into a monster, which came towards us, and hammered the Baron into the ground.

It was just the head watching.

I concentrated, and the monster disintegrated into 1000 pieces of dirt.

The witch was a little surprised that I had such a magic power.

Now it came to a duel between the witch and me.

First the witch shot a blue ray from her hands, which came directly at me.

But I answered with another ray, as yellow as the sun, and both rays met.

The fight went on for a very long time, both gave their best but the witch became weaker and weaker.

Then I felt a completely new power in me, and called to the witch: "Now comes your end, I send you now into retirement!

The witch made only big eyes, and fell to dust.

Then I cast a spell to fetch the Baron from the earth, and we both went to the forest fairy to say goodbye.

The fairy then said goodbye to both of us: "You will have many more adventures and your friendship will change the whole world at some point, but there is still time until then.

Then we both went back to my world.

Chapter 8 Rapunzel

A month later!

I had just started a new job, in a bakery, and served the clientele there. the Baron's bakery.

Now I thought (Well super what is this supposed to be?)

The Baron said to me: "I'd like 4 fresh rolls and two cakes to go!"

I breathed a sigh of relief as it could have been that some monster was floating around near the bakery.

But it remained very quiet, when MĂźnchhausen left the bakery, he turned to me and spoke: " Dirk I wait for you outside, it calls the adventure!"

When he waited outside, my boss from the bakery came to me and asked me: " Who is that man out there, it's your best friend, I would love to meet him!"

I answered: "Yes, he is so what we are a very good friend, and also very reliable.

But I wouldn't advise you to start a relationship with him, he is sometimes very peculiar".

The boss now said to me: "Anyway, he looks very good, if you can make something clear, then you get more money into your account."

I just shook my head and got back to my work.

Now it was finally the end of work, and I was about to go out and I saw the Baron and my boss together.

Then I walked up to the Baron, and my boss, they talked to each other, now the Baron got that I was standing right next to him.

But the boss was really scared, she went straight to her car and then drove away.

I said to Munchausen: "What does my boss find in you?

She had already asked me at the bakery who you were.

Honestly, did you swallow a magnet or something?

Then the baron spoke: "She just wanted to know my mobile phone number, and when I said that I didn't have a mobile phone, she asked me for my e-mail address.

And I answered, you have enough flour in your bakery, and then she looked at me so funny.

Then you stood next to me.

And see in the sky what is coming, a small thunderstorm front that will bring us both into the realm of fairy tales"!

I turned around, and shortly afterwards our eyes formed an opening in another world.

We both went through, and when we were in this other dimension, it grunted behind us.

We looked back carefully and behind us stood a wild boar with your boys.

The Baron called: " Dirk is a good runner?"

I answered: " Yes" And Munchausen called: " Run for your life as fast as you can.

For the wild boar sees us as danger and threat!"

Now we ran as fast as we could, but the wild boar almost stuck to us.

And we ran and ran until we saw a small castle.

In front of the castle we saw a man trying to climb up an unusual long rope.

The baron pushed him away, and took the strange long rope in his hands.

Now Münchhausen climbed up the castle, and I also jumped, up and held on to this strange leash.

But the wild boar had torn my trousers at my bottom.

You could now see my underpants, with the stars on them.

The wild boar had, the other part still in its mouth.

Then the Wildschein dropped the other part of my trousers and gave the prince a huge blow.

So he flew ten meters through the air, and the wild boar disappeared into the forest.

Now we had finally arrived in the small castle, but what we saw then was more than amazing.

Opposite us, stood a woman with unbelievably long hair.

For a moment it was very quiet until now the woman said to us: " Who are you anyway?"

Münchhausen answered now: "I am the well-known Baron Münchhausen, and the one next to me is my companion through thick and thin, Dirk Michael Roscher!

Now the woman introduced you: " My name is Rapunzel, I am held captive here by an evil witch, and the prince who actually wanted to free me, because you have now chased me away. " The Baron said to it: " Dirk my good friend, we just rewrote the fairy tale, and caused chaos in the fairy tale world, Ops!" "Then we have to look for the Prince Charming, the last thing I saw of him, that it flew through the air, through the wild boar."

Then we heard a voice calling: "Let Rapunzel down, your long hair here is your mother.

Pull me up my dear child, it's me, and I brought food for us."

Rapunzel said to us: "Hide in this big box or you'll be enchanted!"

Then we hid in the big box, which to be honest was a little tight.

But we both fit in there.

Now the witch was with Rapunzel and said: " I smell human flesh, who did you let up into the little castle?"

Rapunzel said: "I didn't let anyone up, my dear mother!

Maybe your nose is a little clogged, and that's why you smell people!

The Wicked Witch looked at Rapunzel and answered: "Maybe you're right?

I will take a nasal bath today so I don't always smell people!

Now the evil witch disappeared outside through Rapunzel's long hair.

Then Rapunzel opened the box.

We got out of the narrow box and I had back pain.

And I said: " I feel like an old grandpa of 150 years, it was totally cramped in that stupid box! " The baron replied: " Dirk the box is not a hotel, so pull yourself together!"

Rapunzel had to laugh and said to us: "You two are so funny, I haven't laughed in a long time, thank you!

Baron looked outside and said: " The air is clean, no witch, no wild boar!"

Now Rapunzel let us down to her long hair, but I had barely set foot on the ground.

I saw the wild pig sneaking up on her.

Then I took the foot up again, then it stopped, then I put the foot back on the ground.

Then the wild boar came a little closer again.

The baron was directly above me, now good advice was expensive.

I said to MĂźnchhausen: " One more hole in my trousers and I can throw them away. " Then the baron said:

" Well, then we'll climb up again, and think about how to get rid of the boar. " Now we were back in the castle near Rapunzel.

MĂźnchhausen said: "This wild boar slowly starts to get on my nerves, but I have an idea.

Rapunzel, what have you got, food here in this castle."

Rapunzel answered: " Not much vegetables here in the closet!"

The baron jumped into the air and said: "The closet is full of vegetables but not much, it seems as if the witch is vegan, which is good for us.

The vegans live high!

Now we will feed the wild boar round until it can't walk anymore.

And we can look for the prince in peace!"

Well then, dear people of today, let's throw the cupboard out of the castle."

The three of us lifted the cupboard and threw it outside.

And the wild boar already came running, and began to eat too.

A whole hour passed and the boar didn't want to stop eating.

2nd hours later!

3rd hours later!

But after the 4 hour, we heard how the fat wild boar finally toppled over.

I just shook my head and thought (My God so devoured, I've never seen anything like it before).

Now Rapunzel slowly let us down again, and the wild boar finally slept deeply and firmly.

So now we searched for the prince who lay in the bushes and dreamed.

We woke up the prince and he looked at us in astonishment.

Then he looked at the Baron and wanted to draw his sword and said: " You pushed me away, then the wild boar came and I flew in high arches through the air, then it turned black before my eyes. " I said to it:

"Always calm, your beloved Rapunzel is waiting for you, but watch out for the evil witch."

Just when I said it, the evil witch was right behind us and we heard her voice: " So now I'm turning you into stones so I can always see you. " When the witch began to cast a spell, the wild boar came running from behind, and the evil witch flew through the air, and became from that moment on.

Not seen again!

So the fairy tale of Rapunzel ends.

And we went back to my world!

Chapter 8 The Little Red Riding Hood Once upon a time, a Baron Münchhausen and his companion Dirk Michael Roscher, both traveled through many fairy tale worlds.

That should be the way it should have been, as you have already heard I am very real, and experience new adventures together with the Baron Münchhausen again and again.

This time go back to the fairyland, in a beautiful world where almost everything seems possible.

The Baron and I walked again through woods and over meadows, and met here and there, a bar people who greeted and cordially.

Until we had once again come to a restaurant where we could spend the night.

And we had become very tired from the long run, we lay down and even from Barons Knarchkunst, I hadn't noticed anything.

Only the dog, from the restaurant could not sleep because Münchhausen snored so loud, that the dog.

Jumped into the well, and unfortunately had drowned miserably.

Also the neighbours, who slept right next door or tried it, thought it was ghosts in chains.

The next morning we were both very fresh, and went downstairs for breakfast.

The staff was so slow, one could have insolated the shoes while walking.

Then the landlady finally arrived and asked us: " What would you like to have?"

She spoke so slowly, and I thought: ( What's going on here? ) And while she was talking, she fell asleep and put her head on my left shoulder. and said: "My dear husband, I'm so tired today, I can hardly think clearly!"

Then the baron took a glass of water which was on the other table and tilted it over her head.

Now she got lively, and said now: "Please excuse me, please, but yesterday we could hardly sleep.

Because some snoring nose had only been snoring all night long".

The Baron replied: " Well, beautiful woman, I can understand you very well."

"We'd both like two fried eggs with cheese and spinach in the morning for breakfast."

The landlady then went to the kitchen, where the food was burnt during that time, because all the staff had fallen asleep.

The landlady couldn't believe her eyes, but she looked right.

Now the landlady screamed: " Get up, our guests have ordered food, what is going on here!"

Then the kitchen staff started to run and built even more chaos than it was before.

One slipped on a cucumber and flew through the window with high arches.

The chef had forgotten to slaughter the goose which now ran panically through the kitchen, and the chef chased the goose.

The kitchen apprentice fainted because he cut his finger and could not see any blood.

The kitchen itself now smelled of burnt food because the kitchen staff had fallen asleep.

The chaos continued, the goose ran out of the kitchen, now through the restaurant and also the chef ran after it.

The goose in front and the chef behind him, who wanted to slaughter the goose, both knocked over towels and chairs.

Then the Baron spoke to me: "You know what, I have something nice to eat from your world in my backpack.

That's how we make a good breakfast in our rooms.

How do you think about that, Dirk?"

I answered: " Yes at this chaos restaurant, it's the suggestion you can only make! " We went to our room and had our breakfast in peace, there was a great salmon sandwich!

After breakfast we went down to pay for our room.

What we now found was pure chaos.

The chef stuck his head through the wall, and the goose sas on his back and slept.

And the chef himself made such strange noises!

We both shook our heads and the baron put the money on a table with a message on it.

So we walked out of the restaurant and walked on.

Then we saw a little hat in the forest, and in front of the hats sat an old grandmother.

We greeted the somewhat older woman.

She greeted us back and spoke: "Be welcome and good luck on your further ways!

I answered: " Thank you very much dear woman!"

Now 15 minutes later we saw a girl with a red cap on her head.

But all the time she was followed by a wolf, we watched her and crept behind.

But unfortunately we could not notice what the two spoke so to each other, and then made it click in my head.

I said to Munchausen: "You know what Baron!

That is that Little Red Riding Hood, what I know from the fairy tales of the Brothers Grimm, you understand.

What do I want to tell you?"

The Baron shook his head.

And I continued: " The evil wolf goes to the grandmother we met this nice old lady. " Now also the baron had understood what I had meant by that.

And we quickly tried to get to the grandmother.

On the way MĂźnchhausen said to me: "Dirk I have a great idea, I have here in my backpack, a magic doll, which looks like a real person.

This doll we will exchange with the grandmother, because the magic doll can also speak".

Then I said : " That's really really gross, then give me that magic doll. " We knocked on her grandmother's door and she opened it.

Then she looked at us and answered: "I know you both, exactly an hour ago, I greeted you warmly.

What do you want?

How can I help you?

The baron told his grandmother everything and she was a little shocked and we laid the magic doll.

In the grandmother's bedroom of Little Red Riding Hood.

Now the evil wolf came and spoke the typical words, as you know them from the fairy tale of the Brothers Grimm.

Or call them Grimms and Gramms, no idea !

Okay, the fairy tale goes on.

So now the evil wolf ate the magic doll.

And now came the Little Red Riding Hood and before she could knock on the door!

The Baron shouted at her: "Little Red Riding Hood come quickly to us, and hide with us, here behind the pile of wood."

The Little Red Riding Hood came to us and hid with us behind the pile of wood.

But now the hunter Elmar came.

He knocked on the door.

The wolf woke up and looked through the house spy!

Now the wolf made big eyes, and the magic doll lay very heavy in his stomach.

He could barely escape through the window, and got a terrible thirst through the magic doll.

Then the evil wolf saw a well and tried to drink from it.

But somehow he couldn't get to the water, now he thought when he discovered the crank.

I will crank the water with the crank upwards.

Then when he had water on top, the crank started to close by itself, and the wolf got the crank on his head.

Now he got dizzy and he went a lot into the well, and was never seen again since.

Thus we had once again experienced a new adventure in the realm of fairy tales.

Chapter 9 Hansel and Gretel Once upon a time, or once upon a time, there were two siblings. Anyway, they were poor and had hardly anything to nibble on.

But now we are coming back to real life.

It was the weekend and the sun was in the sky, the morning actually started very well.

I participated like every day my breakfast, this time I expected my new girlfriend.

She should come any moment, and already it rang at my door.

And I thought!

(What can still go wrong now, or what can still come in between now.)

Then I opened the door with a nice smile because I thought it was my girlfriend.

But fate didn't mean it that way.

It was the baron, the smile became a long face.

The baron said: " What a welcome here!"

I went back to the kitchen, in a bad mood.

Munchausen looked at my bad mood and he said to me: "My dear friend, first you arrive with a smile and the next moment.

Do you draw a face as if the world would end!

What's the matter with you?"

Then I said: "I was expecting someone else, my new girlfriend!

I even made breakfast, and she also wanted to come here to eat with me.

But the doorbell rang again and the baron opened.

But now my girlfriend was standing in front of the door and I went towards her and kissed her.

My girlfriend kissed me: " Who is that?"

I said: " That's Baron Munchausen!"

Then my friend looked out of the window and said to me: "Dirk out there, something is brewing, black clouds are coming down, the house is coming down.

What is Dirk my darling?"

I looked at the baron and he nodded his head.

Then I answered: " Jody, there's a little secret in my life.

I travel together with Baron Munchausen through different worlds, and we experience many adventures together".

"We travel, for example, to the fairy tale world, the Brothers Grimm had only portrayed it as fantasy.

If it came out that the fairy tale world really existed, then the mythical creatures and fairy tale characters would be in great danger. " Because fairy tales and fairy tale world is the energy of magic!"

At the beginning I could hardly believe it, but you really exist the fairy tale world!

Jody looked at me and answered: " Dirk you're not normal, I really love you but the fairy tale world doesn't exist!"

Then the thunderstorm was directly above the house and the world gate opened to the fairyland.

I said to it: " Can you see it Jody, this is the gate to the fairytale world, it's real as you are and Baron Munchausen!"

Jody answered: " That's certainly a trick!"

The Baron said: "No, my dear Jody!

Michael will take you by the hand and go with you to the other side.

In the world of fairy tales!"

I took Jody's hand and we went through, I noticed how fast Jody's heart was beating.

You could even feel it.

Now we had finally arrived in the world of fairy tales.

And I said: "Welcome to the fairytale world of Jody!"

Jody looked around and her eyes had grown, she could hardly believe what she was experiencing.

Then all of a sudden a fairy came flying in and said to the baron: "We need your help because Hansel and Tรถdel ?

Just a moment!

I said Hansel and Gretel need your help.

Otherwise the fairy tale will never end!"

"A very evil magician has Hansel and Brezel!

Um! Bremsel and Tödel !

Now I am completely confused.

Jody answered: " You must mean Hansel and Gretel!"

The elf said to it: "Yes, please excuse me, I'm a little bit up in the wind.

Because Hansel and T.... Um, Gretel are very close to me!"

Now the baron answered: " Where must we go, my dear fairy?"

The fairy showed us the way to the evil magician.

And we walked across different meadows and fields.

And we walked and walked and if you didn't die then you walked today!

End! No stupid joke, from me on the edge!

The fairy tale of course goes on cheerfully.

Now we saw already from the distance, the house of the evil magician dumb-jaw.

From his chimney the smoke smoked in different colors.

Once blue, then red again, and later a little yellow.

Jody said to me: " What is that the different colors, the magician still has all the cups in the closet, or what? " Then we slowly sneaked up on the house.

And the baron looked through a window and saw a little magician who was only 80 cm tall.

Münchhausen told us about it and told us that it was Hansel and Blödel von Tödel.

Now I also start to ascribe such a crap.

Ok dear children back what the Baron told us.

Hansel and Gretel were trapped in a big cage, which was actually meant for a big bird.

The elf now said: " What can we do now to free Hansel and Gretel from the cage? " I said in response: "I'll see if there's a back entrance to this house, if there is, I already have a plan.

How we can free pretzels and idiots from deadel.

Uhhhh Hansel and Gretel!"

Will slowly, too stupid, always promise this stupid again."

I then went to the front door and knocked on my head!

And the evil little old magician opened the door for me and asked: "What do you want from me, I have nothing to sell, so do that you win land.

Otherwise I'll enchant you into a piece of wood and burn you".

When I distracted the old evil magician, the others crept in around Hänsel and of course Gretel. to liberate.

The key was on the table!

Jody took the key and took the two siblings out of the cage.

Then everyone went out the back door and the baron copied an owl.

That was the sign that Hansel and Gretel were free.

Then we ran around our liver.

What?

No! Not nevertheless, I meant we ran around our life!

But the old little evil magician noticed the trick, and before we reached the forest.

Had the magician caught up with us or overtaken us with a magic trick, I think overtaken sounds better.

Now the little old evil magician stood opposite us and spoke: "I'll blow you away and cough you away!"

" Then I'll knock you in the garbage can, and much more, it'll exceed your minds. " I answered that: "You may be a little great magician, but I'm not afraid of you!"

The evil magician sensed that I was creating an incredible strong magic.

Then the old evil little magician said: "I can feel that a very, very and very magic emanates from you.

Where did you get this strong magic from?

Because you are not of this world!

I said to it: "Hey dude, that's your business, a wet boy!"

The evil old little magician said now: "All right!

Then let's start, let's see what you can do, or what you can do!"

First the evil magician started, and enchanted me in a refrigerator.

But what didn't last long, I was normal again.

Without the old wicked little magician noticing, an anvil slowly fell from the sky towards the magician.

He answered: " And what comes from your side now?"

He had just pronounced it.

I said: " You look up!" " Are you looking old man!"

And already the evil old little magician was made even smaller and a little flatter.

And we all went into the woods and brought home pretzels and fools from Tรถdel.

Ops! Excuse me, please!

Hansel and Gretel!

And so now the fairy tale of the dear Hansel and Gretek can begin, with the famous saying! ( Once upon a time ) And so our story ends now, and we too have returned to my world!

Chapter 10 Cinderella In the middle of summer when I was in the swimming pool with my girlfriend Jody, the sun was shining on me.

All of a sudden there were black thunderclouds in the sky, and the horizon looked fire red, many of the guests took pictures of it.

The horizon looked as if the sky was burning.

And then there was a very strong wind, and Jody went back to the dressing room.

To get dressed so that we could go home, there was such a thick fog that you could almost not see your own hand in front of your face.

But then I noticed how the fog dissolved more and more, but then I stood no longer in the swimming pool, but in front of me the baron stood in the middle of a field, together with me.

I said to the Baron: " Oh, Nope, isn't it?"

"That can't be true, I'm going through the fog because I wanted to go to Jody.

And what do I see here, a field and you!

Great! " That's exactly right, you haven't shown up for almost 9 months. "

"And now you emerge like a ghost again.

Oh yes, what is it to be" The Baron now said: "Dirk, please excuse me for not contacting you for a long time!" " I was travelling in other worlds, and experienced and seen many things. " But I thought that once again we wanted to experience a little adventure.

Dirk I like you very much as a good friend you can trust.

"And that's why I like to travel with you in other worlds, and in the fairy tale world!

Then we went off and passed a small crossroads, at the crossroads stood a farmer, with his horse.

And this horse didn't want to go any further.

We asked the farmer: " What is wrong with your horse and how can we help you? " The farmer and merchant answered: "My horse has its own will, and I'm waiting another whole hour.

Then it goes home by itself and I don't have to do anything more". " You two tell me I'm looking for a cash sidekick to keep my property tidy.

While I'm on my way, watching out for my daughter." " Would you be interested in working in my yard?"

The baron replied: "Yes, we can do that, it is not a problem and what is your daughter's name?

The farmer and merchant said: " My daughter is called Cinderella!"

I didn't think long and said to the baron: " Do you know who that is, the Cinderella?"

The baron shook his head.

I said to him: "Cinderella is from the Brothers Grimms times Gramms, no here I bring something through each

other.

What I was trying to say is, this fairy tale is from the Brothers Grimm!"

Now we had arrived at the farm of the farmer and merchant.

He said to us: "You can stay overnight in the stable, because unfortunately we have no more rooms available.

We already need them for us".

The next morning, a pig looked at me directly in my face.

I was startled and the pig ran over the baron, who jumped up and wanted to draw his sword.

He breathed very quickly and was all red on his face, he said to me: " What attacked me now?"

I said: "The pig was just a little scared, just like me, and unfortunately it ran away above you.

Excuse me!"

Munchausen said: "What kind of start to the morning?"

Then we saw two fat sisters and a slightly thinner woman who was literally mobbed.

I wanted to go in between, but MĂźnchhausen held me back and said to me: " I have read the fairy tale of the ash pouches, and these stepsisters still get their just punishment!"

Then we cleaned the yard, and a chicken sat down directly on my broom.

I said to the chicken: " Get down here, or I'll throw you in the saucepan. " It just looked at me and started sleeping.

I tried to take the chicken off the broom and the rooster greeted me.

Now it was time to run, as fast as possible!

The cock chased me all over the yard and Aschenputel laughed himself almost broken, and MĂźchhausen ran after the cock.

He tried now to catch the cock, which I could work again in peace further.

Then I saw a ladder, I climbed the ladder up but the cock, unfortunately, could fly better than I thought.

Then I fell with the whole ladder over, and directly into the rain barrel first with the head.

The impact also smashed the rain barrel, which was now broken, and I had a very severe headache.

Cinderella now came to me and asked me: " Is everything all right with you?"

I answered: " With me already but my head feels like a big watermelon!"

The Cinderella went with me into the living room and I should lie down a little.

Then she brought me a bar of cold compresses, for my headache, and within half an hour everything was fine again.

Next to me stood the baron, and he still had the crazy cock in his hand.

And I said: " Please get this little monster out of here, or I'll get hungry and eat it for dinner. " Cinderella said to me: " Dirk that's your name, isn't it?"

I nodded on it!

Then she said to me again: "Dirk you are so funny, I haven't laughed so much for a long time, since the death of my mother.

Who is now in heaven, unfortunately, and watches me every day how I am doing.

My two stepsisters are not so good to me, but my father he is always very dear."

When I was much better again and it was in the middle of the night.

I went for a walk in the yard and I saw a light at Aschenputel and there was a good fairy who was talking to Aschenputel.

In the between time had crept up again, the cock from behind and pinch me with his beak directly into my calf.

I screamed at this moment so loud that the fairy and Aschenputel were very frightened.

Cinderella came out and asked me: " What's the matter with Dirk?"

But then she saw the cock and laughed again.

And now it all started all over again, but only that it was in the middle of the night.

I ran as fast as I could, and the cock ran after me again.

Unfortunately I didn't see the shovel in the dark and I got the shovel right on my nose, and fell over.

The cock was sitting in a corner and it really looked like it was laughing at me.

And now the fairy spoke to me: " Sit up straight, I'll take your pain away!"

And already I was much better.

Shortly after, I said: " I thank you fairy godmother for everything, maybe we will meet again sometime?"

The fairy nodded her head and turned to the ash pouches.

Then I went back to the stable to finally get some sleep, and our chief snoring master once again sawed a whole forest.

The next morning, the father of Aschenputel came, and the cows were supposed to be sent out to pasture.

But nothing moved, the cows just stopped, they had become so tired from the snoring of MĂźnchhausen.

So that you simply slept on.

The father of Aschenputel said: " Come on out with you!"

But no reaction the cows looked at the farmer and closed their eyes.

Then the father of Aschenputel called to us: " Please bring me 5 water buckets, I think the cows are spinning today! " Then we brought him the 5 buckets full of water, and he took them and poured them over the cows.

Now you ran straight to the meadow, but when you arrived you lay down and slept on.

The farmer scratched his head and said: " I have never experienced anything like this before, such lazy cows that just keep sleeping!"

Hardly pronounced the cows began to snore.

The father of the Aschenputel turned around and just shook his head.

Then the stepsisters came to us and said: "You must dress us tonight to the king ball, there is the prince for the 2 times.

Yesterday the neighbours took us with them, but tonight you have to hitch up the carriage.

Please be punctual tonight, because otherwise you will fly from the farm, and you certainly don't want that, do you?"

We both gave a sign that we, the carriage was ready on time.

The baron and I bowed before the two stiff sisters, and then went into the stable.

To harness the horses so these funny sisters could go to the ball.

Now it was time, and we clothed these two stepsisters to the ball.

I got bored slowly but then a very beautiful dressed woman came and the prince shone like a honey cake.

He went on the woman to but the Baron recognized the ash poutel, he took me to the side and said to me: " Dirk my dear friend, this woman is the Cinderella!"

I looked at the baron and then the thought occurred to me that if it beats at midnight now, the ash pouches will disappear.

And that's exactly how it came at midnight, the ash doll disappeared and the prince ran after it, but a shoe made of crystal stuck to the stairs.

The prince took the crystal shoe and rode the next morning to the village where the stepsisters were.

They locked the ash pouch away and the stepmother said to her daughters: "I must now shorten your feet a little, bring the two peasant idiots to me.

Let one of them take the scissors and cut your toes off!"

I should be the first one to get it, but I couldn't do it.

Then Munchausen was supposed to do the job, he couldn't do it either, the mother of the two daughters took the scissors herself, and I fainted because I couldn't see any blood.

But Munchausen caught me and laid me on the sofa.

Then the prince passed by and the shoe fitted one of the sisters but then three white doves spoke: " Gruuu Gruuu blood is in the shoe!"

The prince looked slightly angry and heard a voice coming out of the cellar.

He went into the cellar and took out the ash pouch and put on her shoe.

And the three doves spoke now: " There's no blood in the shoe Gruuu Gruuu!"

So he took the ashtray with him and rode with her towards the castle.

And at the end the cock pinched me again into my calf.

Later we went again into the castle of the prince and the Aschenputel asked us: "Don't you want to stay here with us, I like you so much.

You two are dear to my heart, you could work here in the yard. " Please stay with me!"

The baron answered: " We are adventurers and love to travel many worlds!"

"My good old friend Dirk Michael Roscher and I as Baron Münchhausen, and it doesn't last long in one place.

But we will come again sometime, promised our new princess, here in this kingdom."

Then the fairytale gate opened so that we could go back to my world!

The next adventure is already waiting for us!

Epilogue to The new adventures of Baron Münchhausen and Dirk Michael Roscher!

A new Dou conquers the fairytale world, it's the Baron Münchhausen and the already well-

known fairytale Uncle Dirk Michael Roscher!

Both travel through the fairy tale worlds and experience exciting but at the same time funny adventures to laugh away.

Or is it laughing broken?

No idea whatsoever both are the new Dou, with many journeys through the fairy tale world.

Both meet different fairy tale characters with whom you will even make friends.

A very funny fairy tale by Dirk Michael Roscher your fairy tale uncle.

You will find everything here: excitement, fun and much more!

A whole new dimension of fairy tales opens before your eyes, the fairy tales are told anew!