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June 7, 2019

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Senior Issue

Cl as s o f 2019

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To the Class of 2019 — a class of uninhibited feelings, and the people most likely to spend too much money on Senior Assassin only to get out the next day. A letter from ASB President Jon Na:

Hey guys, this is it. The culmination of everything we’ve been working towards. The way I see it, most people will approach this one of two ways. They’ll either be: A, beyond happy that all those sleepless nights, crowded hallways and negative lunch account balances are behind them; or B, sad that they are leaving all their favorite teachers, classes and underclassmen friends behind. There’s a third option too, C, where they, like me, are a mixture of both. Time is so fleeting, isn’t it? It seems like just yesterday that we walked in through those double doors into MIHS for the first time as students. It was all so intoxicating. Everything seemed like a step up from middle school. The teachers, lunches and general environment felt like we had traded a tired old hen for a golden calf. While it was nice to be in a new place — you know, mix things up a little — the realization of how long we would be here slowly dawned on us, turning happiness into distress. It felt like graduation would be lifetimes away. But now, we’re here. And we’re that much better for sticking with it this long. Being here has given us all unique opportunities, whether we realize them or not. Since we’ve all known each other for years, we’ve practically grown up together. The island, our family and our friends have changed, and so have we along with them. I’d like to think that our time at this school has given each of us a fond memory we’ll carry with us for the rest of our days. Volume VIII, Edition VII

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I’d also like to think that even our difficult, unpleasant memories have taught us valuable lessons that make us better people. When I was a junior, I struggled through my AP classes. I was too proud to ask for help because I felt that asking for it would not only make whomever helped me think that I was inept, but that the ask itself would be a major disturbance. I could have saved a lot of trouble if I had known back then what I know now: no one should ever be afraid to ask for help. Some of the biggest problems in the world exist because people feel like they are too much of a burden, and those who want to help don’t know about it. There is strength in vulnerability. After all, in a class that’s like a family, we all share a state of mind. When one person is healthy, we’re all healthy. When one person suffers, we all suffer. It is my hope that wherever we go next, we’ll all be connected in some way. I also hope that some day in the distant future when I’m at a random cafe, I’ll see one of you and we’ll have a long conversation to catch up. That’s all I have to say. Thanks for the good times and memories, everyone. I’ll miss you guys and I hope you guys will miss me. See you on the flip. Truly yours,

Jon

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SENIOR WILLS 3

June 7, 2019

CAROLINE AGRESS

I, Caroline Agress, of Bellevue Square mind and Mercer Island Beach Club body, do hereby bequeath to Megan McArthur and Lauren Thompson my soul, and more importantly, junior boys. Don’t go to Bell Square without me anymore, and go Cougs. Meg and Lo, I love you both with all my heart!

STELLA ANDERSON

I, Stella Anderson, of procrastinating mind and mediocre body, do hereby bequeath the following: for Sydnee Martin and Natalie Dumler, the gift of fun crewpools, bubble tea and bad boat gifts. It’ll be hard not being able to watch you guys grow (and row) when I’m away at college, but I know you guys are going to go off and do great things. I can’t wait to see all the medals you win and the memories you two make in the next few years.

MAGGIE BAKER

I, Maggie Baker, of special mind and semi-athletic body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Elizabeth Baker, my -$14.10 balance in the cafeteria from buying too many cookies. To Ben Moughon, my accidental shipment of the “Reinhardt Grandmother” sweatshirt — wear it well. To Jaya Woerner, speed in the 400. Make me proud next year. Oh, the keys to my house and a big hug too. To Maya Virdell, Toby the MITF fish. If he is still alive, please keep him alive. To Polly Schaps, all of my clubs to run. I can’t think of anyone better to replace me. To Hunter, a venti mango dragonfruit refresher with lemonade and light ice. And to Nikki McArthur and Luca Palermo, unlimited calls to your godmother next year.

KEVIN BAKER

I, Kevin Baker, of moist body and elevated mind, do hereby bequeath my water supply and shopping carts to Slater Duea. I also bequeath my empty yogurt cup to Max Vacca.

ETHAN BAUMGARTEN

I, ebombay, of hazy mind and summer body, do hereby bequeath the following: my responsibility and wisdom upon a rising star, Amy Braman. My spirit gear is to be split amongst the blessed Mari Hanan, the thicc Clay Dippold and Scarlett, #riprohan.

GRETCHEN BLOHM

I, Gretchen Blohm, of vivacious mind and strong physique, do hereby bequeath the following: to Amy Braman, MIHS Girls Soccer pregame rituals (never forget the song). To Scarlet, the FSU chant and back line, don’t let me down. To Susanna Blohm, biggest flirt. I doubt you’ll live up to my standards but good luck. To Jack Rowe, my eternal love because #LongLiveTheRowes.

PEYTON BOHLINGER CELINA D’AMICO I, Peyton Bohlinger, of unstable mind and cougar body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Lauren Thompson and Sarah Wang, all the white and sparkly items I have from Party City. Don’t forget the halos my little angels. To Will Wheeler, all the chilli and nachos that Kami has at the house at any given point in time. Feast well my pet.

JOSHUA CHANSKY

I, Joshua Chansky, donate my best friend, Joshua Chang, my full first name and the first four letters of my last name, as well as my FIFA abilities.

DECLAN CHAPIN

I, Declan Chapin, of freckled body and New York state of mind, do hereby bequeath the following: to Ellie Nomicos, all my luck planning snailgates with Mr Wold and every excuse not to warm up before a meet. To Irene, Ines and Nico, my room — please stay in America. To Fosseen, my spot in the family. Lastly, to Hank and Ash, the keys to the Man Shed and the parking spot I never got. Make sure to wear maroon & white every Friday and don’t skip as much school as I did!

KEVIN CHEN

I, Kevin Chen, of abstemious mind and wholesome body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Alex Patel, I leave the keys to the tennis shed and a $500,000 job the day out of college. To Jenny McMillan, I leave the presidential role of Hapa Collective and a fully intact fortune cookie. Finally, to Jack Singh, I leave gas money for rides to and from Little Dribblers. Let these items guide you through your final year of high school.

SPENCER CLARK

I, Spencer Clark, of parsimonious mind and dynein body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Lily Clark, I leave you with Giorgio the Toyota, Leo the Fats and the guardianship of my dynein model. To Alex LaBrie, I leave you the treasured secrets of Molecular Modeling. To Adam Kipust, I leave you my attendance at JSU and my pet Drosophila.

EVIE CLARKE

I, Evie Clarke, of enigmatic mind and tired body, do hereby bequeath the following to my children (you know who are) still on their high school journey: my sick dance moves that closed down many high school events, my superior sense of humor because you guys need it, and the innate tendency to procrastinate and never be on time because I don’t want that anymore. I’d leave the jazz choir but, you know. Go forth, conquer.

ELIZA CRENSHAW

I, Eliza Crenshaw, of semisound mind and body, do hereby bequeath the state baton and my captain’s beanie to Maya Virdell! Go MITF!

I, Celina D’Amico, of inquisitive mind and athletic body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Rian Sherper, my unlimited supply of spirit gear to help you slay through high school. Go off queen! To Elizabeth Baker, I give my very necessary Starbucks addiction. May this help you get through the next three years. To Erica Yuk, my very useful flute flip folder. Have fun playing flute music with your alto at football games. To Carly Lightfoot, my mark and my high hops so that they guide you directly to state. Make me proud girly.

NICO GALVIN

I, Nico Galvin, of stubborn mind and pizza body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Martha and Mia, I give my Orchestra legacy — have fun and lead them to greatness next year. To Lucille, I give my sincerest apologies for putting you through three years of math with me. Thanks for always helping me when I need it. To Ryan and Lila, I give my communication challenge skills. Your team is amazing and you all will bring home the gold next year. Finally, to Gracie, I give what’s left of the Galvin reputation at this school. Cherish it before Luca ruins it.

JAKE D’SOUZA

I, Jake D’Souza, of socialist mind and partly brown body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Jack Singh, my half Indian heritage, so he can become a full Indian. To Alex Kruus, my half Canadian heritage, so he can become a full Canadian. Finally, to Alex Arron, Will Atkinson, Evan Dickstein, and Coleman Bellin, I give my remaining shreds of basketball skill. Use it as a final push to make varsity, boys.

LIAM DAMMEIER

I, William C. Dammeier, of great thiccness and powerful throwing, do hereby bequeath the torch of the MIHS Baseball pitching staff to Duke Brotherton. May you keep the flame burning brightly and soundly.

BEN DUNBAR

I, Ben Dunbar, do hereby bequeath everything to Onur Gazioglu! He’s got what it takes.

LIBBY EGAN

I, Libby Egan, of caffeinated mind and heartwarming body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Kate, I leave you Jimmy and the ability to sleep in for once. To Logan, Zubair and Kevin, a trip to Shake Shack for real this time. To Katie Stoops, I leave you endless hugs and love. To Landon, I leave you an insulated coffee mug. To Athena, I leave you a homemade pizza of your choice. To Ethan, I give you all my encouragement for TJ 2020. Thanks for being the best co-leader!!!

KATE FISCHER

I, Kate Fischer, of discombobulated mind and Kraft mac and cheese-filled body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Carson, I leave the Buick and an empty house (don’t let mom and dad get another exchange student). To Maddie Dodds, I leave you Quintin and Zane. May your year be filled with hoverboarding and frozen chicken nuggets. To Ms. Tapp, I leave you Amelia Orth to fill my place as your favorite student. Hopefully she makes your life easier, keeps the student store fridge up to my standards and only occasionally makes your blood pressure rise.

LINDSEY GAO

I, Gaogiraffe, of turbulent mind and long-legged body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Luna Chen, I bequeath my negative fyzx knowledge. Take it or leave it. To Sarah Wang, I leave my emotional support through online calculus. To Divya Krishnaswamy, I leave the rest of the SMP carpool gang. May you someday convince Justin to behave. Good luck. To Lauren Nakatsu, I leave my love, fascination and admiration. May you use all the available resources to tranquilize the clarinet section. I love you and only wish the best for your future <3

SARAH GEST

I, Sarah Gest, of hyped mind and hydrated body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Mari Hanan, the responsibly of leading the MIFC Maroon cheer, voice crack and all. To Ellie Gottesman, I leave my favorite Badminton birdie from the bucket. May it lead the team to more fun times. To Avery Conder, I bequeath the Basketball aux cord. While it is not mine to give, make sure to play some “Chicken Fried” every once in a while. I bequeath everything else to Mattie Lee.

LILY GILE

I, Lily Gile, of robotic mind and sparkly body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Renee White, the official title of Mom and the password to my most prized possession: @FRCLines (follow us). If we don’t go viral, I am blaming you. To Robo Rosenbaum and Cal Little, my consent to make “that’s what she said” jokes at Robotics meetings. They have to be tasteful though. To my squish, Brooke Comstock, my dinosaur keychain. I am so sad to part with it but I wouldn’t want to give it to anyone else. To Thomas Lee, unlimited late night boba runs and plans to get Korean barbecue that never go through. To Walt McKelvie, my thoughts, because I can’t stop thinking about you. I love you all so much and I can’t wait to visit!

JAKE GOLDFARB

I, Jake Goldfarb, of unique mind and slow body, do hereby bequeath the ping pong table of Mercer Island to the noble and rowdy Dylan Davis. I hope he will protect this table and defend its legacy in any heated ping pong tournaments he may be challenged to.

GRACE GOTTESMAN

I, Grace Gottesman, of creative mind and caffeine-powered body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Emma Poll, all my love, my maroon yarmulke, and of course, Sophie. Take care of her next year before joining me in New Orleans. To Sophie and Saylor, the Bug. Good luck trying to drive her. To Ellie Gottesman, 10 free passes to skip school next year. You’ve earned them. To Alli Shoop and Flora Mehdi, the responsibility of picking me up at the airport every time I fly home next year. I’ll be itching to see you both. Lastly, to Matthew Nimmo, the bill for getting my car detailed. I hope you all enjoy the rest of your time in this special place — it goes by fast. Go MI!

CONNOR GRADY

I, Connor Grady, of Dunc Surf mind and Cali Vibe body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Henry Watson, nothing, because you already bought it on eBay. To Tripp White, my snapchat Streaks. To Sean Coté, my limited edition Fortnite foldable table.

LEIF GULLSTAD

I, Leif Gullstad, of inquisitive mind and lanky body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Oliver Schaaf, my spot on the 21 side, and to Jack Singh and Ellie Nomicos, my affinity for missing Macro.

CONNOR HILL

I, Connor Hill, of spicy mind and bearded body, do hereby bequeath The Cape unto Connor Pettigrew. To Brian Mayton, I bequeath The Story, and responsibility of making sure that it is shared when the time comes. To Will Price, I bequeath a can of Mountain Dew Kickstart, in hopes that it will stop the Wind Ensemble Tubas from dragging.

BRANDON HILL

I, Brandon Hill, of lactosetolerant mind but lactoseintolerant body, do hereby bequeath the following to the new drum majors: a bottle of white shoe polish (your fresh kicks scuff easy), the confidence of mind to power through a “Hey Band” voice crack, and permission to sass the directors without fear of retribution. Take all this and more; may you lead the program with spirit and wisdom.

JULIET HONG

I, Juliet (not from Shakespeare) Hong, of questionable mind and unhealthy body, do hereby bequeath my senior stress and insane wisdom onto my car-talk buddy. May she, and all other juniors, face the next year with fewer tears.

4 SENIOR WILLS THEA JOHNSON

I, Theadora Johnson, of curly hair and untamable imagination, do hereby bequeath the following: I leave Nick Mueller all the yeets that have yet to be yoted. To my queen Bayley Hansen, I give my love and wish you luck, as I know you will make it through school and you will become an amazing tattoo artist one day. I thank Ruby Nielsen for making my life so much more full and for pulling me out of the dark hole I was stuck in. I am unable to repay your favors with words, for their meaning is too great. However, I also wish you best of luck and I will always be here for you. Thank you to everyone who has helped me make it all this way. Susan, Rest In Peace, I love you.

ALEX KACZOR

I, Alex Kaczor, do hereby bequeath the following: to the future varsity soccer players, win a state title for all the lads that have graduated. #goislanders #MItillidie

SPENCER KLEIN

I, Spencer Klein, of scattered mind and forsaken body, do hereby bequeath to Bram Schenck the maroon and white yarmulke, a hat two years squandered by atheism. To Jasper Greer, I leave the nut baton. Run fast, but not fast enough to make Kingco.

HANNAH KRIS

I, Hannah Kris, of sassy mind and brassy body, do hereby bequeath the title of Supreme Leader of the Trombones to Wesley Ho. Please make Sassy Brassy play again next year. The Supreme Leaders of times past are counting on you.

CAMERON LEE

I, Cameron Lee, of sleepy mind and even more sleepy body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Lauren Nakatsu, the title of Clarinet Queen and the sectional attendance link — remember to always “churn the butter” during every pregame. To Sophia Ristuben, an assortment of Band t-shirts to give you comfort for the unknowns of Calculus. To Ava Motroni, the wisdom to survive junior year with minimal breakdowns. Use all of this well as you get closer to your last year/ years of high school.

COLETTE LI

I, Colette Li, of regenerating mind and lanky body, do hereby bequeath the deeply beloved @ mihsmocktrial meme account to a talented and scorching star in the Milky Way, Tara Manhas. To Kalvin Lee and Cole Mai, infinite participation points and my Tetris legacy.

TAYLOR LIBMAN

I, Taylor Libman, of dog-crazy mind and smol body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Ethan, the car and more attention from mom and dad. To Maya Virdell, countless dance parties and 3 a.m. chats. To Munasip Ertakus, endless hugs and supportive conversations. To the Ethans of 74th Pl, my road rage and missing snack supply. To Hunter Evans and Nima Taherzadeh, more late nights out and binge eating. To Alli Hixon, Joyce Zhang, Polly Schaps, Sofia Morelli, Megan McArthur, Jaya Krauser and the Levins, more long runs but even more stretching breaks. And to the rest of the XC fam, all my love and support. Can’t wait to visit you guys next year!

NADIA LUMBA

I, Nadia Lumba, of coffee fueled mind and sleep deprived body, do hereby bequeath the following. To Olivia Tomaselli, I leave the cheer sisterhood which has shaped me into the — always tired — person that I am today. To Jenny McMillan, I leave the responsibility of bringing diversity to Navy Team. To Tori Cook, I leave the neighborhood. Do not disappoint the gang, 89th Street forever. To Alex Patel and Walt McKelvie, I leave my copy of The Communist Manifesto. Finally, to Alexis Shoop, I leave the sisterly responsibilities of Samir and all of the 2020 boys, as well as all of my spare mangos.

CHLOE MARK

I, Chloe Mark, of sparkly mind and aqueous body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Kenny Mark, the car. Don’t dent or scratch it more than I already did. To Katie Williamson, my All-American Cheerleading sweatshirt. Be sure to pass it down and keep the spirit up. To Olivia Cartwright, the title of neighborhood chauffeur. Lastly, to Kate Hamilton, Grace Olsen and Natalie Wilson, my most cherished district and state CDs containing the rocking jams.

CHANNING MARTIN

I, Channing Martin, of royal mind and daunting body, do hereby bequeath the following: to my Yearbook son, Nate Cadicamo, and felinologist Anna Perry, my sanity to react to criticism and the creativity in the Yearbook nook. To Carys Ciobanu, my sassiness and willing to yell no matter what situation. To Beatrice Lee, Amelia Orth, Natalie Garrett, Cienna Ciobanu and Cayla Prophater, the pompoms, uniform days, frantic music editing, sideline 3, spirit and leadership role of the Cheer team. Take good care of the team! To Maya Virdell, the Black Student Union and the motivation necessary to survive the community by having your voice heard.

LANIE MARTIN

I, Lanie Martin, of failing mind and broken body, do hereby entrust my beloved truck, Todd, to Sarah Wang. Please drive with diligence. To Lauren Thompson, I leave all my white capes — fly high. Finally, to Will Wheeler, I request a trade of my Mercer Island clothing for your Villanova clothing. Go Cats.

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KATE MYKLEBUST

I, Kate Myklebust, of purple and gold mind and fake tanned body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Anna and Maddie, I give you the Jetta (may you treasure its carpool mems and phenomenal gas mileage). To Grace, I give you Tina — time for you to carry on the blonde. To Nico, I give you a visa so you can visit me all the time. I love you guys so so much.

CONNER MILLISON

I, Conner Millison, do hereby bequeath to Charlie Kwak my brain and League skill set. I know climbing can be hard for people other than me so I’ll give you this to make it easier for you.

MAREN MOLL

I, Maren Moll, of vivacious mind and spray tanned body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Callie, the spray tan machine and Mazdarati (take care of my baby), to the next baby D, my striped overalls and sparkles, and to everyone, ‘sko Buffs baby!

JACOB MOORE

I, Jacob Moore, of gnar steeze mind and five diamond gold in Assassin’s Creed Unity body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Ethan Ralston, my corn farm so that you may walk the rows until the end of time. To Sean Coté, some protein powder and a bowflex so that you can look sicko mode walking back from the showers in Mexico. To Ethan Krebs and Jack Mattox, my encyclopedia of foot and dental health. To Susanna Blohm, my Venmo username because you still owe me a dollar.

ANDREW MOTZ

I, Andrew Motz, of white soul and Asian body, do hereby bequeath the MIHS Drumline to the talented and possibly capable hands of Otto Sharples and Ben Roe. May it hopefully survive the night. To Connor Pettigrew, I leave one bizarre wrestling team. To Sophia Ristuben, I leave potentially the most dysfunctional club at the high school. To Lauren Nakatsu, I leave the constant struggle of Phys C E&M. May Youtube be your guide.

LILY MOUGHON

I, Lily Moughon, of spirited sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Eli Nho and Charlotte Thunen, I give the spirit of the Clarinet section :) You both have showed so much spirit and I love you two!

PAUL MURDOCH

I, Paul Murdoch, of greatness, hereby declare Brian the heir to the privilege of one day driving the car.

BRIDGET NAVARRO

I, Bridget Navarro, of indefatigable mind and feeble body, do hereby bequeath the leadership of Bundlesticks to Tyler Woo, under the condition that no music composed after 1950 (excluding arrangements of pre-1950 music for bassoon ensembles) be played. Violate the terms of your office and risk my formidable wrath.

MALLORY NICHOL

I, Mallory Nichol, of scattered mind and ice cream-filled body, do hereby bequeath the seventh period ice cream trips to Emily Guedel. To Kaisa Olson, all the terrible puns. To all the COWS, the cow suit. To CC Sommerfield, my enormous collection of MI H2O caps. To MIGWP, all the croc gibbets.

MARI NIELSEN

I, Mari Nielsen, of sunshine mind and sparkle body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Annika Jorgensen, the spirit flute. To Cecelia Somerfield and Isabel Angel, my Band, Swive and Water Polo gear. To Senior Babe, my Senior Babes sweatshirt (make c0rnl0rd proud). To Natalie Wilson and Liat Perlman, all things USA #gba. To Kate Franke, the future of FHS. To Ally Lavin, my skater boy skills. To Kate Hamilton and Grace Olsen, my spirit fanny pack. To Meghana Kakubal, BRIDGES Group 25. To Laine Hooper, my gogg collection. To Lila Shroff, my patience. To Mattie Lee, good luck with secret buddies!

JULIA NORDSTROM

I, Julia Nordstrom, of screeching noises and academic excellence, do hereby bequeath the following: to Hannah Tiscornia, my fast legs on the field. To Danny Scalzo, all my love. To Jack Hixon, ‘sko buffs. To Audrey, Molly and Chloe, keep the boys alive. To Mari Hanan, more Ls you will be taking next year.

DYLAN NOTTURNO

I, Dylan Notturno, of adventurous mind and Scouting body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Mr Twombley, I give you all of the salt and sugar you need to continue to educate, to empower and to inspire the students of MI each and every day. To those students of MI, I leave you some advice: dedicate time to appreciating the little things in life. Go and visit the courtyard, or even walk home one day, to observe nature. Take in your surroundings, and admire the world around you. Use this time to explore your mind and to relax.

CASSIDY OH

I, Cassidy Oh, of lazy mind and lazy body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Tristan Moore, stop freaking out about tests. You got this. To Vincent Kwan, don’t stop scaring people.

KENDALL ORTH

I, Kendall Orth, of forgetful mind and short body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Amelia Orth, my remaining clothes in the Gymnastics Room. To Lauren Orth, my sus younger sister gene. To Maddie Dodds, my Mexi Monday shift at Bennetts.

BRIAN PARK

I, Brian Park, of sober mind and even soberer body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Alex Patel, I give you antifreeze and hand warmers. The life of a Goldman Sachs investment banker is a cold, dark path. My genuine hope is that your heart will thaw enough in time, so you can realize that your extraordinary intellect should instead be used to help others. To Adam, Beatrice, Grace and Lila, I give you guys the organic compound C12H22O11. Amidst the bitterness of college apps and stressful classes, I hope you guys make time for sweet memories next year. Wherever you guys end up, I know you guys will thrive. Munasip, do I even need to give you anything? With your superhuman kindness, smarts and leadership, I know you will conquer everything — whether it be Women in STEM, HOSA or Leadership. To Jason and Leonard, I actually give nothing.

JEFF PARKINSON

I, Jeffrey Parkinson, of short mind and long body, do hereby bestow the prestigious Improv Club presidency, along with the allegiance of its almost three members, to Mollie Parkinson, my next of kin and the rightful heir to the MIHS Improv legacy.

KATIE PARKINSON

I, Katie Parkinson, of limited mind and Net Sports-trained body, do hereby bequeath the title of Drama Empowered Woman to Sophie Martin. Wear that boa with pride, Sophie.

KYLE PEDERSEN

I, Kyle Pedersen, of feeble mind and feeble body, do hereby want Lucas Vorkoper to continue the legacy of the YAG.

SENIOR WILLS 5

June 7, 2019

LAUREN PIRAK

I, Lauren Pirak, of sleepdeprived mind and dancer’s body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Scott, I give the car, Piper, and the entire downstairs to blast your music every morning. To Conor, I give my dance moves, because I know you will rock out every time Dynamite comes on. To Liat, I give my drill whistle and an unlimited supply of Grandma’s Vanilla Mini Sandwich Cookies. To Elyse, I give the spirited Drill team and all the Navy spirit-wear I own. To Emma Poll, I give a dolphin necklace and a jar of sand from Black Rock.

ASHLEY PRITCHARD

I, Ashley Pritchard, of Hydro Flask-obsessed mind and broken body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Lizzie St. Mary, my ankle taping skills and all of the green Lifesaver mints one could need. Jenin and Saphia Obeidat, MOD pizza runs before gym, lasagna for a mid-gym snack, all of my road rage and school “advice.” To Isaac Richardson, all of my Sports Med notes and Quizlets, because they will come in handy.

ELI PRUCHNO

I, Eli Pruchno, of mediocre mind and firm body, do hereby bequeath the following: to the relatively quiet Jack Harper, I give the wrestling team. May you not be terrible next year. To Lucy Whitney, the responsibility of keeping the mellophones fun, and to my small sister, everything else I own.

ALEX QUINLAN

I, Alesandre Quinland, of oh so spirited mind and chiseled body, do hereby bequeath my love and admiration to my darling brother Harold. May you have a swell high school career.

EMILY REYES

I, Emily Reyes, of messy mind and determined body, do hereby bequeath the following: to my niece and (favorite) co-host, Sami Hambam, I leave our radio show in your hands. Tell crazy, embarrassing stories that make you cringe and laugh in the best possible way. To current and future Radio students, I bestow the radio station. Enjoy it while you can and give every show your best, even if your mom is the only one listening. Having the freedom to use your voice on a public radio station is an opportunity you might not get again — cherish it while it lasts. To Joe Bryant, the inspiration and kindness that you have given to me and many other students is remarkable. I have grown so much as a person thanks to Radio. Thank you for everything.

ANNELISE ROREM

I, Annelise Rorem, of ADD mind and Marching Band-ready body, do hereby bequeath the following: to my other half, Lilly Pruchno, I leave my MIGG playlists and the iconic @timothyokamura Instagram account. To Grace Shaddle, I leave my earbuds WITH the cord so you’ll always stay humble. To Nick Weiss, I leave my spontaneous food spending habits so you’ll never go hungry. To Gregory Demopulos, I leave the @mihs_altosaxes Instagram page. Please update it more than I ever did. To my favorite person to scare, my boo, Eli Nho, you can finally clean my car. To Margot VanOrden, Bob Ross Fan Club is in your hands now. Take care of it as Bob took care of us all. To Scarlett Counihan, I leave our beloved Parkside Lane. Treat it lovingly. To MIGG and the Band, you have my entire heart. Thanks for everything <3

SCOTTY ROWE

I, Scotty Rowe, of hype mind and spicy body, do hereby bequeath the following: absolutely everything to Natalie Sim.

EVAN SIGMON

I, Evan Sigmon, of loud voice and fun mind, do hereby bequeath the Spirit of the sousaphone section to Mathew Kurt.

CARA STARNES

I, Cara Starnes, of indecisive mind and agile body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Jessica Starnes, my spirit gear, the car and what I know you really want — the aux. Use it wisely. To Olivia Cartwright, my funky dance moves and perch enthusiasm. Those cross-snaps better be impeccable when I visit. To Abby Moeller, I leave the Wind Symphony clarinet section. Rock that first part! And to the alto saxophones, I leave all of my alto spirit and pride <3

ELLIE SULLA

I, Ellie Sulla, of OP mind and smol body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Molly and Emma Brodsky, the future of MIGLAX and any maroon and white item of clothing you can find in my closet. Hold down the fort on 90th Avenue and keep Sam Sulla in check. I love you guys.

JAZZLYN ROWLAND NIA TATE I, Jazzlyn Rowland, of sarcastic mind and lactose-intolerant body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Katie Stoops, I leave my spirit shoes, bestowed to me by the legend Phoebe Larson. Wear them with pride. To Brooklyn, I leave all of my MI spirit gear, but I know you’d just steal it anyway. To Fenway, I leave the role of being Muffin’s favorite. To Camden, I leave the Shore Club Gym to get swole with Grandpa in. To the MI Band, I leave my whole heart, but you guys already had that anyway :)

GRADY SHORT

I, Renzin Grady Yuthok Short, of hyperactive mind and halfTibetan body, do hereby bequeath the following: to all the junior and sophomore editors, I leave the future of Journalism, along with a lifetime supply of Kickstart and Trader Joe’s microwave popcorn. To Thomas Short, I leave the TRIBE in all its glory, my morning chores and potentially a car. To Otto Sharples, I leave the rhythm section and another year of kombucha-fueled solos. To Ben Roe, I leave the incredibly crucial role of Senior Class Secretary. To Andres Lam, I leave a perfectlyplaced calf slap. To Alex Patel, I leave a copy of “Das Kapital”; to Walt McKelvie, I leave a copy of “Atlas Shrugged.” Finally, to Emily Yang, I leave two metric tons of decaffeinated coffee and a resume for your dad’s perusal.

HANNAH SIDNEY

I, Hannah Sidney, an early morning Commons resident, do hereby bequeath the Upper Commons table to my young protégés, Ruby Nielson and Connor Sidney. May your early morning homework grind treat you well.

I, Nia Tate, of spirited mind and limacine body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Yearbook, the responsibilities and frustrations of making an amazing book for everyone for enjoy. I know you guys will do a great job and through the many ups and downs, you’ll end the years to come leaving a mark on MIHS. To Julia Graham, my MIDT little sis, I leave behind all my MIDT spirit wear. You’ve been the best little sis a girl could ask for. Know that you’ll grow into a more amazing person. All I ask is leave this high school better than when you got here. I’ll miss ya next year!

JULIAN TOMASELLI

I, Julian Tomaselli, of Australian mind and beach body, do hereby bequeath the following: to my brother Jacob Tomaselli and cousin Olivia Tomaselli, I pass on the title of the best Australians at MIHS.

KATELYN TRAVIS

I, Katelyn Travis, of Jeep-loving mind and coffee-infused body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Lilly Pruchno, I leave the cup holder in the Vanman. Fill it with Starbucks cups on the way to every early morning tournament. To Grace Shaddle, I leave my beloved maroon golf polo. Wear it to the matches. No more greystriped polos. To Gihoe Seo, my faithful golf partner, I leave a bottle of Zyrtec. Bless you. Bless you. Bless you. Ok, enough, Gihoe. And finally, to my favorite sister, Michelle Travis, I leave my NERF N-Strike Elite Disrupter Blaster and exactly 98 NERF darts. Michelle, in two years, it will be up to you to succeed where I have failed. Do not let me down.

MARY VANDERWALL CARINA WILLIAMSON I, Mary Vanderwall, do hereby bequeath the following: to Sophia, Sophie, Molly, Ally, Claire, Izzy and Kayla, my spirit and love for the Swive team. To Mandy, Jennifer, Nora, Shoko, Lea, Anouk and Ellie, I leave my loud voice and cheers to carry you into next dive season. To my HOSA family, I leave the foundation of a legacy to delicately be handed to future students. To Green Team, I leave a goal and a mission to be handed out to future students. To others who I have known me, I hope to leave happy memories and compassion towards the school community. I also leave a love of Crocs with you all.

ALYSSA WATSON

I, Alyssa Watson, of frantic mind and Karen body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Molly Brogan, Juke and my FBI skills. To Kailyn Baccetti, our beloved Karen, Daiso, and staying up until 4 a.m. to tweak about what’s wrong with the world. To Aja Seese, Ed, Ed & Eddy, Crest and all of the baggage that comes along with it. To Hannah Rizika, the love of Baker, and the first one to call me Lisha. To Annabelle Hartung, Pags boy and my Smash controller.

JAMES WATSON

I, James Watson, of genius mind and athletic body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Henry Watson, my 1996 set of fake Yugio cards and my love and care. To Camdon Gerkie, my fivefingered golf glove. To Scarlett Counihan, my Mexico speaker so you can trap out for the boys. To Sean Coté, my hair gel, so you can look like John Wick too.

DAVID WEI

I, David Wei, of satirical mind and massive body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Alex Patel, one skip-day pass and a Bible, so that when you partake in a despicable act of truancy you may find redemption through Scripture. To Lila Shroff, Sun Tzu’s “Art of War” so that you may conquer all your enemies, specifically through a healthy work-life balance. To Dan Gao, I give you a piece of cake and an Advanced Calculus textbook. Good luck. Lastly (and certainly least-ly), to Bram Shlomo Schenck, the prestigious title of Wind Ensemble clarinet section “Supreme Leader.” I also banish you to purgatory, or two more years of Band. Your choice.

STIRLING YEADON

I, Stirling Yeadon, of spunky mind and tired body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Alex Thon, my riff-off singing and sideline coaching. To Annie Poole, my James Charles obsession. To Quinn Casey, I leave my loud cheering and crazy spirit!!

I, Carina Williamson, of organized mind and magnificent heart, do hereby bequeath the following: to Ellie Bertram, the patience to deal with Tristan Moore. To Tristan Moore, my calm attitude as you enter senior year, so that you do not implode with stress. To Lucille Shield, all of my Mock Trial knowledge, cause y’all gonna need it. To all my Mock Trial babies, my confidence that you will go to State next year. To Julia Williamson, a schedule to keep track of all your crazy activities and all of my resilience as you begin your junior year!

RANI WOERNER

I, Rani Woerner, of mathematical mind and funsized body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Jaya Woerner, the beamer. Please keep it in one piece. To Hunter Evans, endless amounts of tea to spill during runs. To Ben Roe and Eli Yen, the distance squad. Run the two mile. Just once. For me. Please. To Maya Virdell, the responsibility of bringing a speaker to every meet and singing “Everytime We Touch” as loud as possible. To Polly Schaps, my title as the “short captain.” Make me proud. To Ethan Preston, the MIXC spirit. Keep it alive and always give the best pre-race hype up cheers. To Oliver Schaff, my math skills. Have fun with Calc BC next year. To Tom Yang, all of my luck. You’re going to need it.

PHIL ZHANG

I, Philip Zhang, of absent mind and chronically absent body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Rian Sherper and Elizabeth Baker, a leash to take my dog on plenty of much-needed walks and a shoutout on Tik Tok (@ bubblelordsoap). To Kalvin Lee, my sparse collection of spirit gear, so that you may wear an article of clothing that isn’t a college sweatshirt. To Elianna Nomicos, my limited Tetris and math skills to help you cope without Adv Calc. To Sophia Ristuben, my Senior Dudes sweatshirt — may you donate it to a thrift store. To Ben Roe, a large sum of gas money and a game of FIFA that doesn’t end in defeat.

ANNA ZINK

I, Anna Zink, of active mind and bubbly body, do hereby bequeath my knowledge to Caroline Tanzer, Jack Swartz, Irene Malaguzzi and Jake Levin. Caroline, never forget about the positivity in your back pocket and that you always light up someone’s day. Jack, you have so much talent and I cannot wait to see where you go. Keep trying new things, even if they scare you. Irene and Jake, know that even amidst the stress of school, friends and life, there should always be time for a little fun as well. You are all amazing people and will do great things, please never forget that!

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Over the four years I have grown into being a more confident and experimental person. Looking back as a freshman, I was constantly making excuses for other people and feeling the need to apologize when I wasn’t in the wrong. But now as a senior, I’ve started to embrace all my traits and faults; not only embrace them but build on them to make these traits be the thing that shines through the most. This year I started experimenting with my hair. More often it’s braids, extensions and even an afro. This was something I used to be nervous to do and would never believe I could do. But now I’m proud to say that I am proud of who I am.

NAK NAYAR I advise current and future MI students to embrace everyone and make as many friends as possible. There is no space or reason for hate. Make the last 4 years of your MI career memorable.

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LEO ZHANG

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Dear current and future MI students, One piece of advice that I have for you (and one that I wish I had followed) is to always be curious. Always being curious will allow you to take that one extra step that most others will not take. Some examples of being curious include prepping beyond just answering the “discussion questions” for a discussion, or finding out how and why a formula works instead of just memorizing it. Looking back at my four years of high school, I have realized that although I was excellent at following directions, I was not curious. I was no different than most of the class, and worst of all, I did not make the most out of time in high school. My answer to most questions were always “I don’t know” or “I’m not sure.” This became a problem when I have to start answering important questions for myself, such as what I want to study and why I want to study it. I believe that the reason for this is that my first instinct was to always shut things out instead of keeping an open mind. I hope that you will keep an open mind to all of your activities, and make the most out of your opportunities. Although it may feel like extra work at first, I believe that being curious will make every class more enjoyable.

TALEAH LEVIN A defining moment in my MI career was getting the opportunity to lead and put an assembly regarding antisemitism and No Place for Hate in front of the student body. It was probably the best assembly our school had seen since I have attended and I could not have been prouder to hear the positive feedback afterwards and know that our community was learning.

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MAX JANTOS

As students at MIHS, we are so lucky and have many opportunities that other kids do not have. This island, to me, is filled with so many memories on literally every corner. There is never a day where I drive by somewhere on the island and can’t recall a funny memory. Make sure to take advantage of this beautiful island we call home. Go to the beach parks!! Groveland is a personal favorite of mine. Nothing is better than getting as many friends as possible together and having a barbeque at the beach in the sun. Explore Seattle. Once you get your license, go and explore all of the wonderful restaurants, cafes, and stores of Seattle. We live in a truly beautiful city and it would be shameful to not learn as much as you can about it before you leave. Lastly, spend as much time as you can with your friends. Senior year flies by and you have to soak it all in before it’s over. These memories are going to last forever, make them count!

If you have a problem with how things are being done, make your voice heard and make sure your voice and opinion are going to places where they will make change. There is a lot of reasonable complaint (and whining) that goes on within the student body, but these problems are rarely, if ever, addressed by the student body. If you have a problem with how the School Board is running things, go to a School Board meeting or email a member. If you have a problem with how your teacher is teaching, whether it is too much work or you aren’t learning, talk to or email the teacher. Teachers and admins don’t know about your life and the problems you have with the current system until you tell them. This is especially important with all the changes happening at the high school next year in regards to losing teachers, the loss of upper level classes, and the restriction of what classes students can take. If these changes bother you, then make that apparent and make sure the School Board knows. The current, future, and past student bodies all have a voice that will be heard by the School Board, and you will not see the change you want unless you act to initiate that change.

SARAH GEST Words of Wisdom from a Senior Bathrooms: 1. If you’re cold, go the 100-Hall bathrooms — they are always strangely warm. 2. Don’t vape. And especially don’t vape in the bathrooms. That’s just stupid. Lunch: 3. Be nice to the lunch ladies. They are great. 4. Even if someone starts yelling in the microphone that lunch is over, it is usually not. You still have plenty of time to finish your sandwich. Relax. 5. During lunch, the first two sets of doors in the freshman section are locked. The first week of school, you will see freshman after freshman try the doors unsuccessfully. Know the last set is the only one unlocked to avoid this classic pitfall. 6. Don’t leave your trash on the table. Just don’t. 7. Don’t disgrace Pasta Mondays. You might feel they are overrated but to avoid a hostile confrontation, never say it. Classroom: 8. You might think your teachers don’t notice you leaving the classroom for fifteen minutes to get food, but they do. They

JORDAN TILLINGER To all of the incoming freshman: do not worry about taking honors classes. Stop stressing out about your classes when your A drops to a B+. Just take a breath and know that you are going to be fine. The sun will still rise in the east and the next day will come. You are going to be fine, so try and have a little fun while you can while not doing something absurdly stupid. Have fun and try not screw too badly.

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know and they talk about it. 9. You might think your teachers don’t notice that you are mysteriously absent on quiz and test days. They know and they talk about it. Other: 10. Busiest library printing time: Friday morning. Legend has it, there is a printer in the Counseling Center. They say it exists but don’t believe it till you see it. College/Senior Year: 11. Be careful using the term “safety school.” Just be mindful that your “safety school” might be someone else’s dream school. Use the Golden Rule. 12. Applying to college is not fun. Plain and simple. You can be proactive and get them all done in the summer, or not. If you got them done early, frequently reminding people who are still working on them that you finished all your applications a long time ago might not be the best thing to do. Whether you are working on them or not during fall of senior year, you might find yourself talking about college applications a lot. Talking about colleges with your friends can be a great way to vent and de-stress, but don’t let it consume your conversations. Try to still be present in the now and relax.

June 7, 2019

TEACHER THANK YOUS 9

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Beijha Sibrian Thank you Bixby for having con fidence in me when I didn’t have any in myself . You are one of the few teachers in this school I can confront without feeling unsure of myself and students can count on you. The band program is what it is because you’ve put your heart into it. Thank you for making my four years of band the happiest it can be.

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Alex White Dear Mr. Yi, Thank you for being the best mentor I could ask for. While working in robotics club or class I knew I could always come to you with issues and you would help me and have my back. Thank you for always keeping me honest and pushing me to do my best even when I was satisfied. Thank you for teaching skills applicable out of school and always keeping me on track. Thank you for reminding me how good I am at basketball, and to never fear a small man who talks big game. But truly, thank you for being a role model and being someone I can aspire to be.

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KELSEY BOOSMAN - PLP Teacher

I came to Mercer Island all the way from North Carolina three years ago and there was definitely some culture shock. Everyone said 85 degrees was hot, I couldn’t find any good barbecue, and the traffic! Yikes! With that being said, my experience being a teacher at MIHS has been great. There is such a community of inclusivity amongst the students and wonderful resources in the city itself. I felt accepted right away and ended up having some amazing relationships with the coworkers I met here. My students have all been fantastic and getting to see them grow over the last three years has brought me so much joy. I’m sad to leave but so excited to take everything I’ve learned here and apply it all to my new job (which is literally 1/15th of the commute I’m making right now). The opportunity to bring some of the amazing teaching practices and ideas to a smaller district with fewer resources is really exciting to me and I will always be grateful to Mercer Island for helping me develop the skills I have today!

DANIEL YI - Biology, Robotics Teacher

To my MIHS students, both current and past: you have no idea how much of an impact you’ve made on my life. I may have played it cool, or gotten frustrated at times, but know that every single one of you has sharpened me, made me into a better person. I am so proud of your accomplishments, and the young adults that you have become. Graduating seniors, you were the first students that I ever had the privilege of teaching, so it seems kind of poetic that I leave with you. I look forward to keeping in touch and seeing what amazing experiences you create for yourself outside of this bubble. Juniors, you were my first real students. Thank you for giving a brand new teacher an amazing year, and affirming my decision to teach. Current sophomores, I couldn’t have asked for a more entertaining, memorable group of kids to finish my career at this high school with. Even though I leave your high school, I’ll always cherish the relationships we’ve built together, and will do my best to help you wherever you need it. Thank you all for making me laugh every day, for rewarding my faith in you with hard work and for simply being yourself.

KIM SCHJELDERUP - Math, Econ Teacher

In reflecting on my life at MIHS I first want to thank my amazing colleagues. MIHS has been my second family and I will miss the staff. Especially my mathies, who have been the most amazing and supportive people anyone could ever hope to work with. I will miss the students and their gracious “thank you” on a daily basis. Keep thanking your teachers as we really do appreciate it. I will miss my workout group, for whom I am grateful since when I “ditch” they never scold me but always welcome me back to join in on the fun and are so supportive when I struggle. Be good to each other and to yourselves. Remember your character is what defines you, and not your GPA. Grades will come and go, but who you are is with you forever. How you affect others will be remembered for eternity, so be kind and gracious. There is life after high school that comes in all sorts of packages. I am going to find my package this fall as I have temporarily “graduated” and am looking forward to the reprieve.

EMILY LANGE - English Teacher

Like any other random place we find ourselves in, every site has it’s magic. My unexpected placement to student teach here, a little over a year ago, resulted in the subsequent opportunity to teach here. I’m thankful to Curtis Johnston and Vicki Puckett for taking a chance on me, giving me the opportunity to teach English to the young folks of MI. I had no idea what to expect in terms of experience, growth and support - but all of that I’ve received tenfold (thank you Jeff, Alex, Jenny, Eric, Jamie, Kyle, Creighton, Kit, Sarah!). I’m grateful for the time I spent here and the enthusiastic students I had the privilege to teach. From the youngest student to the most veteran staff member, you are a tight-knit, very passionate community -- one that is incredibly inspiring. Thank you for showing me the ropes!

Thank you to the rest of the staff who will be leaving: YVONNE FONG – Special Ed. Teacher

KIMBERLY WILSON – Math Teacher

CATHY GENTINO – R&R Counselor

KRISTIN BELL – Special Ed. Teacher

JIMMY VASQUEZ – Counselor

As a counselor at MIHS, Gentino was stationed at the Resource & Referral station, specializing in mental health issues. She was also the former advisor to Natural Helpers and the advisor to Queer Straight Alliance.

Fong spent her time at MIHS as a special education teacher.

June 7, 2019

JOURNALISM SENIORS 11

Grady Short

Jake D’Souza

EDITOR IN CHIEF

BUSINESS MANAGER

When I came into MIHS from out of the district, I transitioned from a grade of 35 to one of 400. The school seemed enormous, intimidating and impenetrable. Journalism has not only helped me find my niche, but also learn about MIHS’s many facets. It’s not an easy resume booster, and it’s sometimes thankless work, yet everyone who takes Journalism comes away from the class with a new appreciation for the staff, students and surrounding community. This is why I’ve spent so much of my time in this school involving myself in Journalism. Without it, I wouldn’t have had the confidence to be a senior class officer or club president. Without it, I would never have met the awesome fellow students — and adviser — who have put so much hard work into this program. Without it, high school wouldn’t have been the same.

Hannah Whobrey FEATURES EDITOR It’s impossible to sum up how much Journalism, Twombley and this paper have meant to me, so instead I want to dedicate my reflection to what I’ve learned. First, say yes to more things — the best memories are made from last minute plans. Second, the 100-Hall is always cold, so bring a sweater (or maybe just stop taking science). Third, no one cares more about what you’re doing than you, so do everything. I promise no one else cares. Last, every relationship is built on shared experiences, so go make some.

Ben Capuano A&E COLUMNIST I was sitting with one of my friends by the water in downtown Seattle when she asked me if I ever forget how beautiful it is here. Her question made me realize that I didn’t spend nearly enough time appreciating my surroundings as I should’ve. All through high school, people tend to make a big fuss about going to things like games, dances and other social events. There are many good reasons behind asking people to partake in all of these, but I don’t think anyone should feel guilty about enjoying things by themselves either. There were all sorts of spirit events that I ended up passing up for one reason or another. Even though people kept telling me to feel bad that I missed out in the moment, looking back, I couldn’t be happier about the things I enjoyed instead. The decisions we make over how we feel about our high school years are ours to make alone. If I could change one thing about my time at MIHS, it’s that I wish I realized this earlier. Then maybe I could’ve spent more time loving the wonderful place I live.

Four years ago, I walked into Twombley’s class thinking I would get an easy A and move on to do something I was more interested in, like Marketing. I ended up slacking off with a poor grade in the class. Yet here I am, four years later, still in Journalism. I may have only written about five articles total, but being a member of this staff has been the most memorable part of high school. What I loved most about my time in Journalism was the connections I made with my classmates. The editors and staff writers I’ve met over the last four years are some of the brightest and most creative people at MIHS. I will forever cherish the hours of political debates and the endless laughs we’ve shared. I would not be as interested in business as I am today without Twombley entrusting me with the finances of the newspaper and allowing me to make and fix my own mistakes. I would not be the person that I am today without the inclusive and supporting environment that is Journalism. Current and future Journalism members, please continue growing the paper, advocate for yourselves and others, and give a voice to the students. Most importantly, enjoy your time here because it really will fly by. Jive. Jove. Journ.

Spencer Klein HUMOR COLUMNIST

What’s up? If you’re looking for something deep, go read Grady’s reflection or something. If you’re here, you’re probably bored of all that sappy jazz. Journalism has been the biggest factor in my development as a writer, but more importantly it’s been an opportunity to be funny. Why stop now? So, I’m leaving you all with some article ideas that never made it to fruition: ‘Most of ’ Posters a Success; MIHS Vaping Drops to 0% Snail Pound Initiation Revealed to be 20 Hours of Community Service ‘Drill Team is Sexist Because They Don’t Let Men In,’ says rejected student with no dance experience Freshman Pretends to be Wasted to Justify SafeRides Call White Student Union Doesn’t Realize Their Mistake Until It’s Too Late Student With Rolly Backpack Attempts 200-Hall Crossing Lack of Upset Home Fans Breaks Star Player’s Heart at the Same Time as His Tibia

Teddy Fischer

CARTOONIST

12 SENIOR SHOUTOUTS Mari you are the literal sun. Your positivity and kindness is blinding. You deserve an award for your contributions to everyone’s lives. Shine on in Georgia.

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I think the whole class and school wants to thank you for being yourself. You put a smile on so many faces at this school and make everyone happy. Keep being yourself.

Matthew Nguyen. You are an inspiration to me and so many others. You’re suuuuch a funny guy and you put so many smiles on so many peoples faces. Youre rushing FIJI at UW so youre automatically a celebrity. I hope you remember me when youre famous at a cool dental school.

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Hayden is just straight up one of the nicest kids I have ever met. He never fails to be kind to those around him, which is something we need more of in our community.

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Kevin, you’re the most honest, genuine, and thoughtful person I know. You’re the kind of friend who always brings me something from your vacation and makes an entire meal for my family when my mom breaks her hip. I’m so lucky to call you my friend and I can’t wait for four more years with you. Go Dawgs!

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Jon, you are always smiling and it is awesome to see. You are always upbeat and that is unbelievably commendable.