There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly
By: Simms Taback
There was an old lady who
ate a fly.
I don’t know why, the old lady ate the fly.
There was an old lady who ate a spider.
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She
ate the spider to
I don’t know why she
catch the fly.
ate the fly.
There was an old lady who
ate a bird.
I don’t know why, the old lady ate the bird.
The old lady ate the bird
to
catch the spider.
There was an old lady who
ate a cat.
I don’t know why, the old lady ate the cat.
The old lady ate the cat
to
catch the bird.
There was an old lady who
ate a dog.
I don’t know why, the old lady ate the dog.
The old lady ate the dog
to
catch the cat.
There was an old lady who
ate a cow.
I don’t know why, the old lady ate the cow.
The old lady ate the cow
to catch the dog.
There was an old lady who
ate a horse.
I don’t know why, the old lady ate the horse.
The old lady ate the horse.
The old lady died
The End