10 THINGS ALL BARTENDERS DO, BUT WOULD NEVER ADMIT TO 1. GIVING MATE'S RATES
2. KEEPING TIPS TO OURSELVES
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3. NOT ACTUALLY 'HAVING ONE FOR OURSELVES
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4. PRETENDING WE ACTUALLY LIKE THE LOCALS
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5. BEING TEMPTED TO GIVE A SMALLER SPIRIT MEASURE TO CUSTOMERS WHO GET ARSEY
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6. WIPING LIPSTICK STAINS OFF GLASSES WITH A TEA TOWEL
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7. NICKING CHIPS OFF PLATES AT THE HOTPLATE BEFORE THEY GET SERVED
8. OR WORSE, NICKING FOOD OFF CUSTOMERS' ALMOST-EMPTY PLATES
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9. CALLING IN SICK ON A HANGOVER
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10. RINGING BELL FOR LAST ORDERS A BIT EARLY
Credit Katie MissBella
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