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What do letters do when they get overworked?
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How did the typographer feel when he was asked to design a new font?
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Has anyone ever told you that you ROCKWELL?
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What kind of attack can kill the most typographers?
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What typeface do fish fear the most?
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Which highly decorated caped crusader is from Gotham?
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What type of music does Franklin Gothic enjoy?
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Get with the Times, New Roman
Knock Knock
Whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s there?
Laura!
Laura who?
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Why was the deputy serif called into the prison cell?
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What is a typographerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s favorite candy?
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What is the longest race in the type olympics?
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Comic Sans
Book designed and bound by Mitul Iyengar. Jokes and puns compiled and collected from the blog Typographunnies