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You’ll need more encouragement than you usually do. Think of something positive to say to yourself, and pep yourself up with it at least 50 times throughout the day.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20).

There are things you think of often and speak of never, and basically you would enjoy keeping it exactly like that. The only problem is that someone close to you would very much like to be part of your inner world.

GEMINI (May 21-June 21).

Your offbeat sense of humor emerges. Be aware that not everyone shares it, but those who do will chuckle for years to come about the many ways you’ve de lighted them lately.

CANCER (June 22-July 22).

You may not have been able to give someone what they wanted in the past, but that doesn’t mean you won’t be able to help in the future. Keep in touch. You’ll be on the lookout for chances to be useful. Where others see only a problem, you’ll see an opportunity -- and a good one at that. You’ll enjoy everything that goes into fi nding a solution.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).

You don’t have to imitate someone to learn some thing new. You only have to observe, and you’ll soak in the stimulus, processing it like a lesson downloaded to the hard drive of your brain.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).

Your goal is clear. All you have to do is want it, be lieve you can have it and know that you are worthy of it. When those three factors are congruent, you’re all set for achieve ment.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).

To ensure consistent results, you must create a system that works and a habit of using that system every time. Oth erwise, you’ll be swimming upstream, struggling for the meager results you achieve. Many people make the mistake of not doing enough research before jump ing into a project or business. Not you. You’ll put a great deal of effort into learning, and this will be well worth your time.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).

Since you know that you cannot per suade anyone to your point of view with out fi rst understanding where they are coming from, you’ll spend most of your day trying to fi gure that out.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).

You’ll experience the heavenly convergence of a successful team. All it takes is one or two people who share your purpose and whose hearts and heads are in harmony with yours to create astounding results.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).

Anyone trying to hide feelings or motives should just avoid you. You see all. Your current superpower is incredible emotional sen sitivity. You just know how people are emotionally wired.

DID YOU KNOW? 1. Did you know the longest recorded fl ight of a chicken was 13 seconds 2. Did you know birds need gravity to swallow 3. Did you know a lobsters blood is colorless but when exposed to oxygen it turns blue 4. Did you know armadillos have 4 babies at a time and are all the same sex 5. Did you know gold�ish can see both infrared and ultraviolet light 6. Did you know Switzerland eats the most chocolate equating to 10 kilos per person per year 7. Did you know macadamia nuts are toxic to dogs 8. Did you know when lightning strikes it can reach up to 30,000 degrees celsius (54,000 degrees fahrenheit) 9. Did you know stewardesses is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand 10. Did you know there is no such thing as a naturally blue food 11. Did you know that you burn more calories eating celery than it contains (the more you eat the thinner you become) 12. Did you know Coca-Cola originally contained cocaine 13. Did you know in every episode of Seinfeld there is a reference to Superman 14. Did you know the longest street in the world is Yonge street in Toronto Canada measuring 1,896 km (1,178 miles)

Wise words from the big boss man himself

“Washington, DC is 12 square miles bordered by reality.” - Andrew Johnson “Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.” - James A. Garfi eld. democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” - John Adams.

“For seven and a halt years I’ve worked alongside President Reagan. We’ve had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We’ve had some sex...uh...setbacks.”~ George H. W, Bush in 1988.

“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” - Gerald Ford.

“There’s nothing left…but to get drunk.” - Franklin Pierce after losing the Democratic nomination.

“I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.” - Jimmy Carter.

“I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn’t like it. I didn’t inhale and never tried it again.” - Bill Clinton.

“Look, when I was a kid, I inhaled frequently. That was the point.” - Barack Obama.

“The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American effi ciency. Where else can and a snootful at the same time?” - Gerald Ford.

“An amazing invention - but who would ever want to use one?” - Rutherford B. Hayes sharing his thoughts about the telephone. “I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.” - George W. Bush

“I know only two tunes: One of them is ‘Yankee Doodle’ and the other isn’t.” - Ulysses S. Grant.

“An atheist is a guy who watches a Notre DameSMU football game and doesn’t care who wins.”- Dwight D. Eisenhower.

“Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.” - Woodrow Wilson.

“Being president is like running a cemetery: you’ve got a lot of people under you and nobody’s listening.” –Bill Clinton.

“Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else.” - Lyndon B. Johnson you get an earful, a bellyful

“Politics makes me sick.” - William Howard Taft.

“Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies.” - Thomas Jefferson.

“Democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a “Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote. The relative positions to be assumed by man and woman in the working out of our civilization were assigned long ago by a higher intelligence than ours.” - Grover Cleveland.

“Popularity, I have always thought, may aptly be compared to a coquette— the more you woo her, the more apt is she to elude your embrace.” - John Tyler.

“Blessed are the young, for they will inherit the national debt.” - Herbert Hoover.

“You lose.” - Calvin Coolidge after a woman told him she made a bet that she could get at least three words of conversation from him.

“I would have made a good Pope!” - Richard M. Nixon.

“If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.” -Harry Truman.

“Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.” - John F. Kennedy.

“The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’” - Ronald Reagan.

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