Laughter is the Best Medicine! by Hannah Howe

Contributions by Hannah Howe

What kind of tree do fingers grow on? A palm tree. A publisher went off to France In search of a tale of romance A Parisian lady Told a tale so shady That the publisher made an advance

Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

Mysteries of life. If swimming is so good for your figure, how come whales are so fat?

You really said that?! “We all have ancestors, and in this series I will encourage you to dig up yours.”

I went to my bank manager the other day and said, “I’d like to start a small business. How do I do that?” “Simple,” the bank manager said, “you buy a big one and wait.”

A truck carrying a thousand copies of Roget’s Thesaurus overturned. The onlookers were stunned, amazed, overwhelmed, gobsmacked, bewildered, astonished and dumfounded.

The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense. I visited a spiritualist the other day. The note on her door said, “To avoid confusion, please use the bell.”