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Tonight’s our night, the first lady is visiting her family back in South Hampton for the weekend, which means we’ll have a private audience with our boy.
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Y’all really were bent up on this Cold War bullshit. We’re not Russian.
We’re part of a special group called the TFA. through extensive temporal analysis, we’ve identified this timeline as a potential inflection point--a way for us to undo the damage, and redirect the course of future history.What Dr. Terana is saying is that we figured out time travel.
If you are from the future, then you know we’re at war with the soviets, you’re asking me to influence a bill about energy. The core of society. Countries rise and fall with power; so I am going to ask you again, how do I know you’re not Russian?
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