What Kind of Masters Viewer Are You?

How you watch says a lot about who you are

THE GAMBLER

You gave up tickets to stay home with your kids: Parlay, Prop and Teaser.

THE ENCYCLOPEDIA

Your pen and paper updates faster than an app, and you know what colour socks Nicklaus was wearing in ’86.

By Coleman Bentley

THE PLAYER

Inspiration knocks. The birds chirp a siren song. Your round should be over by the time the leaders go off anyway.

THE HATER

The course is too long. The greens are too firm. Azaleas give you hives, and you’re rooting on every four-putt like The Big One at Talladega.

THE TRUE BELIEVER

Your dogs’ names are Alister and MacKenzie. You could make a pimento-cheese sandwich blindfolded in a hurricane.

AMEN CORNER SPECIALIST

You haven’t seen an opening tee shot all week. You can’t even spell “featured group”. You have your niche, and you’re sticking to it.