MASKED
Up! by Diane Ciarloni
R
emember the old days, when we did all kinds of crazy stuff? One of the craziest was going to birthday parties. There we were, standing shoulder-to-shoulder in a closed room with very little ventilation. And that wasn’t the worst part.
The worst part came when the birthday person stood at a table, staring at his or her cake. It was always beautiful, decorated with flowers made from that butter cream frosting that leaves the roof of your mouth slick. Then, the celebrant sucked in a deep breath and spent the next 60-seconds blowing directly on the cake to extinguish the flames on the tiny candles. But even that wasn’t the worst part! The worst part came when we all walked
All of that is well and good, but it’s not
virus/bacteria-covered cake. And we ate it!
against COVID-19. It is, instead, the
to the table to claim our piece of germ/ And licked the fork!
The reckless, seriously risky birthday
tradition may, or may not, return. It’s too soon to know.
Local government-mandated face masks, or face coverings, have become the law of the land in most states in an effort to stop, or at least slow down, the spread
the printed design that offers protection manner in which the face-covering is worn. CDC and WHO say:
Wash hands thoroughly and pick up
mask is in place, do not touch it again until it’s time to remove it.
over your ears. It should be snug against
It’s highly recommended that you do not lift the mask away from your face (nose and mouth) while in public to catch a breath or to take a drink.
mask by the ear loops, slipping the loops the sides of your face, with no gaps that
welcome COVID-19 contaminants wanting to enter your space.
of COVID-19. As a result, an entirely
The mask should cover your nose, mouth
economic system.
Is it hot? Yes. It is. Wearing it for two or
new cottage industry now feeds its own Mask-makers offer an endless variety of
designs. Easily-recognized paintings by
the Old Masters wrap around some masks.
and chin. Is it comfortable? No. It’s not. three hours will increase your respect
for the people who must wear it eight to 20-hours per day.
Others are beautiful patterns, sassy sayings,
A wire or metal strip over the nose is
dogs, cats, even a photo of your very own,
better seal that area. The pleats on pleated
famous quotes, animals, rhinestones, lace, personal pet companion. www.LakeCitiesLiving.com
MASK SHOULD BE SNUG AGAINST SIDE OF FACE, NO GAPS. MASK SHOULD COVER COMPLETELY THE NOSE, MOUTH AND UNDER THE CHIN.
good. Bend it to the shape of your nose to masks should open downward. Once the
After returning home, remove your mask by the ear loops without touching any other part. Either wash it immediately or place it in a plastic bag and store in a cool, clean place. Finally, wash your hands for a full two minutes. By the way, two minutes is how long it takes to sing “Happy Birthday.” So just wash and sing, since this may be the closest you’ll get to one of those wild and crazy parties for a very long time. AUGUST 2020 | LAKE CITIES LIVING | 25
