The Really Evil Onion
by Chiu Kwong Man
Once upon a time there lived a really Evil Onion
Who could make the scariest of monsters cry
The darkest of clouds shed tears
And the meanest of sauces shake
They called the dog with no eyes
But that was no help
They called the sweetest smelling flying thing
But that was no help
They called the fiercest fire breathing cock
Whooooooosh!!
And his little brother too!
Watery eyes watched in anticipation
But still that was no help
So they lived miserably ever after
And wore sunglasses to hide their puffy eyes
While the Onion blossomed into a beautiful flower
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