Hogspore News: Factory is back from vacation

By Clet Litter as told to Bob Simpson

The Generic Feminine Protection Products Factory on Clear Creek was not open in February due to the employee’s annual 28day vacation period. There was just a small crew refitting machines and performing preventative maintenance. The job force showed up today, ready to begin restocking inventory again.

There’s been extra snow on the mountains this winter, which means Clear Creek will rise to flood levels in the spring. The maintenance team added levees along the stream where the plant sits. That should keep the heavy flow from encroaching into the building, so workers won’t have to miss days at work.

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