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Birthday
Wholesale Pricing: Individual cards: $2.50 Boxed holiday cards (Set of 6): $8.00
Letterpress cards
$100 minimum opening order/$75 reorder 6 per style minimum on individual cards 4 per style minimum on all other merchandise Orders are shipped PREPAID by VISA, MC, AMEX or Paypal. Net 30 terms available with credit references. Prices, designs, and items are subject to change without notice. Envelope color may vary.
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c459 Senior Citizen Bingo
c460 Grow Out Of It
c461 30 Is Fun
c462 Swallowed By Rising
c463
Just Last Year
c464 Awkward Phase Forever
c465 Cardi Party
c466
Forget My Memories
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Inside: Quite the glow
Inside: To wish you a Happy Birthday!
Inside: Needs more cowbell.
c101 Quite the Glow
c102
Or We’ll Kill This Kitten
c114 Dirty Thirties!
c191 Chicken
c190
More Cowbell
c208 Zombies and Cake
c117 Another Shuffles By
c155
Birthday Skull
c197 Fire Extinguisher
c359 Birthday Girl Pageant
c275
Birthday Spanking
c276 Ostriches
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Inside: In celebration of the anniversary of your birth.
Inside: Time to Party!
c127 Cat Party
c130
Your Birth
c160 Aged to Perfection
c448 More Cake!
c446 Birthday Suit
c447 Beer Can Birthday
Birthday Letterpress cards
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c238 Cat Wish
c241 Smile Shark
c261
Dragon Wish
c384
Fancy Butterfly
c274 Cute Kitten
c396 Birthday Whale
c397
Birthday Hippo
c360
Birthday Chameleon
c421 Fine Wine
c302 Old-fashioned
Inside: Yay for birthdays!
c132 Birthday Baldy
c325
Flamingos
Birthday Letterpress cards
c423 Birthday Giraffe
c192
Bangs
c304
Gnome
c399
Chin Hairs
Bangs: Botox for poor people
c422 Gratuitous Weiner Dog
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Inside: A really large number.
c134 Your Actual Age
c135
Just a Number
c239 Tonight We Party
c196 Cake?
c343
New Glasses
c362 Good and Bad News
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c240
Blood Alcohol
c314 Confetti
c398 Tasers
c372
This Young
c388 I Will Cut You
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c311 Lordy, Lordy
Birthday Letterpress cards
c403 Cake Hero Best Seller
c312
Vengeful Wishes
c301 We’ll Laugh! We’ll Cry!
c323 Life Online
c420 Time Is An Illusion
c435 Getting Old
Birthday Letterpress cards
c394 Favorite Mammals
c126
You’re an Eleven
c252
Special Lady
c198 Not in a Fascist Way
McBitterson’s
c182
Fast Food
c347 One in Ten
McBitterson’s
Inside: blank
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Style D808 Printed on recycled paper Packaged in compostable sleeve
Style D804 Printed on recycled paper Packaged in compostable sleeve
©2015 McBitterson’s www.mcbittersons.com
c313 High Five Kitten
c381
Work It Gorgeous
c296 Awesome People
c425 Alien
©2015 McBitterson’s www.mcbittersons.com
c382 Shine On
c332
Great Student Loans
c436 They Lied About Math
c329
Twinkly and Smug
c474 Heavy Petting
c477
Absotootly
c437 Graduation Hats
c473
Spell Graduation
Congrats | Graduation c124 Huzzah!
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c391 Remember Finger
c392 Stop Drinking
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c178 Happy Whatever
c121 Still Pretty
c149
c393 Greetings from America
c450 Life’s Too Short
c449 Stupid Idiot
c451 Incessant Anxiety
c476 Loss Of Another Plant
c472 First Seven Days
c244 Cat Thermometer
c145 You’re Faking
Psycho Boss
c389
Never Stop
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c380 Drunk Cat
c364
c317 Cats Rule, Boys Drool
c452 BFF Hell
Thinking of You Letterpress cards
Cactus Hugs
Condolences | Get Well Letterpress cards
c203 I’m So Awesome - Mom
c254
Greatest Mom Mug
c257 Sloth Mom
c376
Mom Diapers
c429 Clown Mother
c430 Grandma Jeans
c431 Unsolicited Advice
c432 Mom Sex Scene
c467 Mother’s Day Roomie
c469 Minivan Rocking
c470 Little Hole
c471 To The Rest Home
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c256 Mom Tattoo
c378 Mama Bear
c299 Eight Months
c428 Equally Less Than Dog
c294
Tech Support Mom
c375 Best Mom
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c202 I’m So Awesome - Dad
c253 Greatest Dad Mug
c377 Dad Diapers
c340 You’re My Dad
c341
c258 Dad Swagger
Pop It like it’s Hot
Father’s Day Letterpress cards
c293 Tech Support Dad
c434 Tool Collector
c468
Father’s Day Roomie
c147 Sperm and Egg
c146
c159
c251 Seaman Baby
Magical Addition
c427 Change Your Diaper
Elephants
c426 Tequila Baby
c249 Spork Baby
c315 Who’s the Father?
c339 Diaper Love
Baby Letterpress cards
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c193 Wedding Cake
c250
Marry, Eff, Kill
c286 Open Bar
c285
Happy Wedding
c346 One Man’s Junk
c438 Lie Back
c401
Cut You
c402
Marriage Letterpress cards
Love So Beautiful
c475
Chicken Dancers
c111 Like No Otter
c166 Maybe Kiss Harder?
c179 Of All the Fish in...
c232 Get Freaky
c234 Sweet Love
c236 Valentine’s Skunks
c319 Koalas
c281 Dolphin Love
c168 Porcupines
Love & Valentine’s Letterpress cards
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c188 Not Drunk
c189 T-Rex Loves You
c279 Pirate Booty
c320 They Swiped Right
c318
c365 Slipped in Tub
c417 Chemistry
c369 Heart Blood
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c246 Gin and Tonic
Press Play
c366 Chicken Wings
c368 Mixtape
c370
Eternal Love
c416 Love Toilet
c414 Bewitched
c418 Love Is Dead
c439 Be Wine
c415 Not Single
c413 You’re Easy
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Love & Valentine’s
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Inside: Merry Christmas
c453 Burn When I Pee
c454 Let’s French
c106 Grandma Got Run Over
c104 Birthday Jesus
c455 Octopi Hold Hands
c136 Christmas Kitten Best Seller
c456 Sasquatches In Love
c457 Ghost Forever Alone
c220 Gift Card Magi
c458 Pizza Inside Me
c171 Dead tree Best Seller
Coasters Letterpress
c262 Two Presents Best Seller
4 inch round; Packaged in sets of 10 in clear plastic box
Letterpress printed on natural off-white stock Minimum: 4/style $6.00/each
Style #267 Printed in the USA using recycled or reclaimed content paper and envelopes. Packaged in compostable sleeve. © 2014 McBitterson’s www.mcbittersons.com
c176 Mistletoe and Beer
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c267 Kittens for Everyone!
c309 Cats in a Tree
All holiday cards are available in BOXED SETS OF 6. Replace a “C” with a “B” in the style number on the order form. All cards are blank inside unless otherwise noted. Single cards: $2.50/Boxed cards: $8.00
Holiday
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c352 Santa Cat
c351 Holiday Kidneys
c408 Snow’s Out Best Seller
c229 Merry & Bright
c355 Dashier! Dancier!
c221 Xmas Skull
c409 Whee!
c405 Believe
c440 Jingled Bells Off
c441 Secret Santa Gifts
c442 Rollin’ With Homies
c443 Presents!
c444 Profile Data
c445 Everyone Gets a Puppy
c356 Fat Enough Best Seller
c407 Balls Out
c358 Strongly-Worded Letter
c410 World Peace
All holiday cards are available in BOXED SETS OF 6. Replace a “C” with a “B” in the style number on the order form. All cards are blank inside unless otherwise noted. Single cards: $2.50/Boxed cards: $8.00
Inside: Yay for Christmas!
c270 Christmas Baldy
c406 Metal Pole
c354 Terrifying Cookies
c412 Turkey
c269 New Year’s Resolution
c350 Not a Creature
c411 Witch
c357 State and Federal
c140 Holla!
c404
Always with the...
Holiday Letterpress cards
All holiday cards are available in BOXED SETS OF 6. Inside: Yay for Hanukkah!
c153 Hanukkah Baldy
Replace a “C” with a “B” in the style number on the order form. Single cards: $2.50/Boxed cards: $8.00
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