Limericks 1) There once was a brown fish fillet That had sat in the fridge since last May. I ate the sick meal And regretted my zeal, But luckily now I’m okay. 2) I once cooked a glaze for my carrots— A recipe quite full of merit— But the blob started quivering And send us all shivering. It’s not one my kids will inherit! 3) I once had a black and white cat Who’d climb up me whenever I sat And nibble my earring He was quite endearing. How I miss that dear black and white cat!