Nathan's Newspapers Issue for 2009 August 24th

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CASH FOR CLUNKERS DRIES UP

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by Nathan Guannan Zhang

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going to end at 6:00 PM

announced the US Department of Transportation. The program was highly

successful, to the point that there is no more money to finance it. The "Cash for Clunkers" has dried up! This program was a big boon to auto dealers everywhere, and even duplicated in other countries around the world. But let the reader who thinks this is a good opportunity

Your Money

to cash in on the auto business beware: of the large number of auto dealers who

If you still want a new car,

Whenever a program like this has this kind of problem (dealers still needing approval

participated in the program, only so many have actually been paid. Many more are still waiting for their paperwork to be accepted and apporved.

you can still get one if you go to your Cash for Clunkers

while the cash has all run out) the reader should realize that there is corruption everywhere

or 0000 ZULU Military time)

Corruption is not just limited to coutries such as Bangladesh, India and Russia. Even the USA, OUR COUNTRY, suffers from corruption, although not of the endemic kind. Now please notice I am not naming any names.

tonight. You may not find much,

but

at

least

you

COULD get paid for your clunkers.

But please understand that we still live in a world that's worth little more than a piece of male bovine manure. It's up to each of us to decide that, through our actions, whether we will give this planet a little more worth. And that means by not being corrupt. I leave these words with you all.

Also, if you haven't yet made it

your habit, watch

Ubuntu Karmic Listens In To Your Searches

PBS'

Nightly Business Report and

by The Zhangster

WorldFocus tonight between 7:00PM and 7:55 PM (EDT).

INTERNET One recent Ubuntu Karmic update 'listens in' to your Firefox address bar

They are good shows

that

searches on Google, reports Linux World News, the major subscription based (non free)

have a lot to do with

the

average

person,

global linux news site.

especially

Apparently with the one of the recent Linux Header updates on Ubuntu Karmic, a

one who is keenly interested

Firefox extension was included in the update, known as "multisearch", which reroutes

in managing their finances

searches to a Google "Partner Page", which allows Mozilla, Google, and Ubuntu Dev

and

Team to eavesdrop on your searches and discover what you are searching for when you use

having

enough

for

retirement, when you need it!

Money is not evil. The love of money is the root cause of all the world's evils... (Unknown)

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Lightest Touch (08 Mix)

UNITED STATES The "Cash for Clunkers" program is tonight,

Contact:

the operating system's default browser. Obviously, many users are not happy about this. Several have even installed other linux distributions (i.e. Freespire, Damn Small, Puppy Linux, Fedora, and/or gOS) and have subsequently nuked their Ubuntu Karmic distro. Some have even gone the traitorous distance and defected to Windows. But then again, doesn't Windows also track your user habits? So does Mac. And so does just about any OS dev team or company that cares about making YOU, the user, feel that your needs and wants (in terms of computing) are met. Let's not forget: Data mining is good for you. Keep that in mind the next time you call yourself a consumer and simultaneously rail against the "evil capitalist antichrists" who are using your private information to their advantage. THEY ARE HELPING YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT AND NEED!!! So don't bite the hand that feeds you. The "invisible hand of the markets", I mean... (UPDATE: as of August 11, the "multisearch" tool has been removed from Ubuntu Karmic...)

Book Review: Think Like a Billionaire by Nathan Guannan Zhang LIBRARY Donald Trump's book, Think Like A Billionaire, is an excellent work on what the average joe needs to know to succeed in life and make it big (bucks, that is!). Think Like A Billionaire tells of Trump's mindset, and how he thinks to get the best deals, the most gorgeous art collections, and the finest dining, all at the lowest possible price. Anyone who wants to live within their own means, get out of debt, and hopefully make big bucks should read Think Like A Billionaire! I give this book FIVE STARS! And a N8R8 of 111! Works Cited Google Finance Search, "Cash for Clunkers". 24 Aug 2009. http://finance.google.com LWN, "Ubuntu Karmic multisearch Release". 16 Aug 2009. http://lwn.net/archives Trump, Donald. Think Like A Billionaire. New York:Ballantine Books. .

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Have fun! Stay away from drugs and alcohol! Drink responsibly! Drive and fly sober! Have a happy end of summer! But don't forget to prepare to go back to school!


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