HOW TO
BE A
DECENT HUMAN BEING (in a college setting)
CULTURE SHOCK Congratulations! You have just started college and moved into student housing. 2I[ TPEGI RI[ TISTPI RI[ I\TIVMIRGIW -X QMKLX FI XLI ½VWX XMQI ]SY EVI PMZMRK E[E] JVSQ LSQI°]SY´PP LEZI XS HS ]SYV S[R PEYRHV] PMZI SJJ SJ TIERYX FYXXIV ERH NIPP] WERH[MGLIW ERH FI VIWTSRWMFPI JSV KIXXMRK ]SYVWIPJ XS GPEWW &YX XLI FIWX ERH [SVWX TEVX SJ PMZMRK MR WXYHIRX LSYWMRK MW roommates. Moving in with strangers can FI E GLEPPIRKI =SY IEGL LEZI HMJJIVIRX LEFMXW ERH FEGOKVSYRHW ERH TIVWSREPMXMIW 8LIVI EVI E JI[ XLMRKW ]SY GER XEOI MRXS GSRWMHIVEXMSR EW ]SY EHNYWX XS ]SYV RI[ PMZMRK WMXYEXMSR XLEX GER LIPT IEWI XLI XVERWMXMSR JVSQ JVIWL LMKL WGLSSP KVEHYEXI XS WIEWSRIH LSYWMRK TVSJIWWMSREP
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Accept that you don’t live alone Whether you like it or not, you live with other people. You don’t have to become bestest buddies with them, you don’t even really have to be friends. But acknowledging that they exist will, at the very least, facilitate the matter. Greet them when you walk by; talk to them like an equal. Being friendly will make it easier to address problems that might arise. Pretending they’re not there can go both ways, and then nothing gets solved. If you’re not mortal enemies with your roommates, then you’re probably doing well.
Don’t be obnoxious at night What time is it? After midnight? Do you really think you should invite those loud people over? Should you be blaring that music? It’s a fact of life: Some people are night owls, and others are not. However, talented night owls know you can be a night owl and not be obnoxious at the same time. Use discretion when carrying out nightly activities, and understand that people might be trying to sleep. Not everyone is going to be on the same sleep schedule, but being considerate will go a long way to being considered. Night owls, keep in mind, especially if you share a room, that your roommates should not have to put a stop to their day just so they can tiptoe around you.
This is not the jungle You are not a monkey. Here in civilization, we are less tolerant of offensive odors. One of the biggest rules is four simple words: Don’t be a slob. Consider the poor soul who must use the bathroom after you, and thus will be forced to see the hair all over the sink. Do your laundry on a regular basis, and take turns taking out the trash to stop those foul odors in their tracks. Even if you are not a neat person, you can be messy without being dirty. Do your part in keeping the residence clean and inoffensive. Don’t let the responsibility fall to the other person.
Be a decent human being. Be open-minded. Be accepting. In college, you meet all kinds of people from all different backgrounds and circumstances. You will encounter views and opinions vastly different from your own. Personalities will clash. The best thing you can do is to remain tolerant and open-minded, and treat these people with respect. By treating others as you would like to be treated, you will earn their respect and your time spent in student housing will be easier and more pleasant. That is, as long as those other people are decent human beings.
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