ways to say I love you on Valentine’s Day

By KeRRI e DAVI e S

Struggling to work out the best gift to give your significant other on the 14th? We’ve prepared a list that might help you a little!

1. Flowers

Although this gift is anything but unique, it is always appreciated. Especially delivered in front of all the workmates. Gush, gush.

2. Cupcakes

Ohh cutesy lovey-dovey messages seem so much less cringe-worthy when they are written on a cupcake. Perhaps that’s because you can extinguish their existence the instant you bite into them.

4. Fill the room with balloons they’re nagging you daily to trade the commodore for a BMW.

This little plan really makes a great statement. Be careful not to crowd it with so many that you can’t make your way to each other. The sound of a busted balloon, especially in close proximity scares the crap out of people.

6. Watch a romantic movie

Nothing gets you in a romantic mood more than cuddling up to a great movie. And romantic movies don’t discriminate, there’s been a plot written for every kind of love that has ever existed.

7. Propose

Now that marriage is finally open to everyone, what a great time to ask your love to tie the knot! If you are a romantic you will have just picked the ultimate day to do it. If you aren’t romantic you can insist that the wedding day is exactly in one year’s time and remove the risk that your new fiance might pick a date that clashes with Bathurst or the Bachelor Final. And when your wedding is on Valentine’s Day you can ruin everybody else’s Valentine’s Day by making them drop their plans to focus on you!

5.

Nothing says “I wuv you” more than a cute fluffy bear. Unless you have been fighting lately. If that’s the case, never ever poke the bear with a teddy bear.

This gift will cost you basically nothing and most people will adore you for putting this much thought into it. If they don’t adore you for it, get rid of them before you’re married and

TOMAS (PADDY) HAMILTON