NEWENT BODY REPAIR CENTRE

It’s a di cult me for any parent : the son starts his driving lessons and asks if he can use the car when he passes his test. His father replies : “Yes, so long as you keep your room dy, get good exam results, help round the house and keep your hair short. ”

The boy only fails on one score : his hair.

“But Dad, Jesus had long hair.”

“I know, and he had to walk everywhere too.”

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JOHN HALL Funeral Directors

We are an independent family run funeral directors that was established in 1969 by John Hall and now operates as a partnership of his sons and grandsons. From our premises in Churcham, Gloucester we offer a nationwide service 24 hours a day. We understand that every family has different requirements and we are happy to work with you to fulfil your loved ones wishes, from a traditional service to an eco friendly funeral.

• We undertake all necessary arrangements

• Private chapel of rest

• Hearse, limousines and other transport options available

• Funeral services of all faiths and cultures

Premium Cards

Our Premium Cards are printed on 450gsm satin and matt laminated.

Foiled Cards

Printed on 350gsm silk card with a luxurious matt soft touch ﬁnish, and printed metallic gold or silver.

• Cremation or Burial at any crematorium or burial site

• We can introduce you to our funeral plan providers

• Provide assistance with new or renovating memorials

• Floral tributes arranged

Are you looking for a Premium Business Card with a luxurious soft touch laminate.......maybe you would rather a homemade bespoke feel? We have a range of business cards that are sure to suit your needs!

Rounded Cards

Our Rounded Corner Cards are printed on 450gsm satin and matt laminated.

Triplex Cards

Make a bold statement with these thick 862gsm cards, with a blue or black centre.

Trade

AARDVARK INSTALLATIONS. TV & satellite problems. Local to Newent and fully insured. 01531 592092 email: aardvark@ alpens.co.uk

DO YOU NEED HELP? - I can help with all your needs including washing and ironing, cooking and cleaning, taking you to doctors or hospital appointments and sit with you if required. I have enhanced DBS and are fully insured. Please call Emma on 07980 986763 with your requirements

REFLEXOLOGY: The Shepherd’s Hut, Hartpury. Flexible working hours around nursing shifts. Contact Sarah through Soul Harmony Reflexology Facebook page, or text 07413 503235. Gift Vouchers available.

NEWENT SCHOOL OF MOTORING - Contact David Carpenter 07742 584009

PAINTER & DECORATOR Tiling, coving general house maintenance. Tel: 01531 890514.

GENERAL DIY Gardening, Mowing, Driving. Also Available For Dog Walking. Very Good Rates. 01452 831660 or 07546 754317

CP PROPERTY SERVICES - No job too big or small from changing a light bulb to major interior remodelling and land scaping Small electrical or plumbing jobs need doing? Any odd jobs around the home that you’ve been waiting to get done, then I’m the man to call. All areas covered surrounding Newent. For a friendly and professional service call Chris 07912 698 336 or 01242 608 308

CARPET & UPHOLSTERY CLEANING, General Cleaning, Pre-Let Clean, Blitzclean, all work performed by reliable trustworthy owners. GM Cleaning Services 01594 543024.

DOG LOVING LADY willing to mind your precious pet. £10 for a day. £15 day and night. Please call Gill on 01531 820063