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LASER LOAFER
BY PEET NOURJIAN
A training course in self-defense
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Today it’s never made more sense But dressing in karate wear I wouldn’t do it on a dare
Bullies, muggers, a terrorist Confrontations we must resist Attack and make sure they stay put By launching missiles with your foot
A loafer on a bungee cord
The weapon that strikes like a sword Springing back to the ankle knot Bent knee kicks for a second shot
No need to have a gun permit
Don’t join a health club to get fit
Wear this shoe, and fear’s eroded
Laser loafer, locked and loaded. H
