TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
COLLECTED AND ILLUSTRATED BY: NICK DAUPHIN
Anna Posey T
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When I was four, I got 86 wasps stings I was named after a distant relative who married her cousin
I did not eat a banana until I was twelve
Tate Dorvinen T
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I have been headbutted by a teacher
My brother has cracked my skull
I got hit by a car and only the car got hurt
Grace Millard T
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I met Iggy Pop when I was twelve and I did not care
I have bendy fingers
My first dog was afraid of heights
Alex Reinke T
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I have spent more overnights in beds with men than with women
I used to break into people’s houses
Sometimes I do not drink alchohol at night because I am afraid it will affect my gainz
Cole Cummings T
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My mom believes in Reptoids
I broke my collarbone and I did not notice for a whole week
My dad is not Spider-Man
Zack Farough T
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I had an alien encounter in my basement
I may have accidentally licked a dick just once
I actually do not like bikes
Stephen Schudlich T
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I have never been in handcuffs I have spent the night in jail and processing took forty minutes because I had to get all of my tattoos documented I had perfect attendance for six years at Sunday school
Molly Thomas T
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I tortured small animals in grade school
I actually have trouble relating to others
I was an extra in Tron: Legacy
Brendan Harmon T
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I broke up with a girl, not because she threw scissors at me, but because she called me “Brendie� I went to a party that turned out to be a fight club
I have never eaten fish sticks
Nick Dauphin T
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I have done cocaine in front of my father
I’ve never held a baby
I’m in a Twiztid music video
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TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE is a popular “getting to know you� game, but it heavily relies on trust. Trust that people are following the rules of the game. Unfortunately for you, reader, you have misplaced your trust. If one were to assume that the three statements associated with each profile were to follow the fortmat of the title, one would also be wrong. All the contributers are either telling all lies or all truths.
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE is a popular “getting to know you” game based on assumptions made on individuals you hardly know. Here, in this zine, is a collection of truths and lies.You, the reader, must make the choice to believe, or not believe, these statements based on phrasing, order, and the, possibly misleading, illustrations. Good luck reader, maybe you’ll find something out about someone in this book about someone you know.