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day 1
It is early August and the 2009 NFL season is fast approaching. It is time for me to reacquaint myself with an old friend:
FANTASY FOOTBALL
Fantasy football is not like real football. While a fan of a “real” football team would likely follow a specific team from a specific city, the “fantasy experience” is much more hands on.
The concept of Fantasy Football is rooted in the online community. In order to participate, one must become part of a “league� which is made up (usually) of random individuals looking to establish a team through one of the many host websites ranging from espn.com to yahoo.com
I chose
ESPN.com
as my host
and latched onto a league called
“GLADITORIUM”.
I was set to
DOMINATE.
Before any domination could occur, however, I would have to compile my team through my league’s draft which occurs roughly a week after the formation of the league through espn.com
A draft is a gathering of all the league’s “owners” (people with teams) that determines who gets which player on which team.
Wrong draft.
(Not all fantasy sports teams recieve such thorough love.)
ROCKSTARS
Being the uber nerd I am, I could not allow my team to exist any longer without being properly christened with pro sports quality branding. Introducing the Raleigh Rockstars.
day 7
Draft day had arrived. This was the good news. The bad new?...
9/
I was awarded the ninth out of ten first round picks. (and that sucks)
The God of Misfortune had rained on my draft day parade. My best player would only be the 9th best in the entire league. (technically)
But no pick is a sure bet...
HOPE REMAINED.
At least this meant I would have the second pick in the second round. . That’s how it works.
IN THE 2ND ROUND: • 1st PICK = 10th • 2nd PICK = 9th • 3rd PICK = 8th... so on and so fourth.
Fantasy football is a game of
NUMBERS.
I logged into the ESPN.com Fantasy Football Draft Room (it’s a Javascript application)
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THE TIME HAD ARRIVED.
ROCKS LECTIO
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With the ninth pick in the 2009 Gladitorium Fantasy Football Draft, The RALEIGH ROCKSTARS select...
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LADAINIAN TOMLINSON RUNNING BACK • San Diego CHARGERS
HE MIGHT NOT BE THE LEAGUE’S VERY BEST ANYMORE. BUT HE’S
DAMN GOOD.
L.T. used to be a sure-fire first or second pick but it appears age seems to be catching up with him. Nonetheless, with a potent Chargers offense on his side, L.T. is poised for another solid season.
FRANK GORE RUNNING BACK • San Francisco 49ERS
AFTER A 2000 TOTAL YARD SEASON THIS TOP BACK TRIES TO FEED OFF THE
MOMENTUM.
Frank Gore was a fantastic value pick at the #12 slot. This would mean my starting running backs were almost taken care of (2/3). Remember: the running back position is the most critical to your team’s success (they score a lot!).
DWAYNE BOWE WIDE RECEIVER • Kansas City CHIEFS
AFTER A SOLID SEASON THIS RISING WIDEOUT IS LOOKING POISED TO
EXPLODE.
After drafting two running backs it was time to fill in a wide receiver slot. Dwayne Bowe felt like a good choice as he finally has a worthy QB behind him in Matt Cassell, not to mention he is young and still progressing.
RYAN GRANT RUNNING BACK • Green Bay PACKERS
AFTER TAKING A SMALL STATS DIP IN 2008 RYAN GRANT IS LOOKING TO
BOUNCE BACK. I now had my three starting running backs. Ryan Grant seemed like a good gamble. In spite of 08’ being a bit of a down year, the Packers seem improved which will bode well for the success of Ryan Grant.
ANTONIO GATES TIGHT END • San Diego CHARGERS
A BIT PAST HIS PRIME BUT NONETHELESS ARGUABLY ONE OF THE TOP TWO AT HIS
POSITION.
It is clear Antonio Gates is aging. The signs, however, are not overly drastic. With an offseason of recovery under his belt perhaps “85” can regain his touchdown catching form.
CHAD OCHOCINCO WIDE RECEIVER • Cincinatti BENGALS
WITH A NEW NAME WILL HOPEFULLY COME A RENEWED MOTIVATION TO BE A
SUPERSTAR. For a receiver once considered a superstar, Chad Johnson (now Ochocinco) had a rough outing in 2008. With a healthy Carson Palmer to get him the ball, however, the man with a silly name should get me some good numbers.
MATT SCHAUB QUARTERBACK • Houston TEXANS
The Texans’ offense was looking like one of the better ones in the entire league despite a mediocre 8-8 finish last season. Houston will look to build on this success through a healthy Schaub.
THE TEXANS’ OFFENSE SEEMS LIKE IT IS FINALLY READY TO FIRE ON ALL
CYLINDERS.
ANTHONY GONZALEZ WIDE RECEIVER • Indianapolis COLTS
WITH MARVIN HARRISON GONE IN INDY, IT IS NOW TIME TO STEP UP AND
BE THE MAN.
After showing good promise last season as a reliable target for Peyton Manning in Indy, Gonzo will look to be the team’s number two option at wide out with the departure of Marvin Harrison.
JAY CUTLER QUARTERBACK • Chicago BEARS
WITH A CHANGE OF SCENERY WILL COME GREAT EXPECTATIONS FOR CUTLER TO MAKE
A DIFFERENCE. Jay Cutler was a stat monster in Denver last season but frustration with the team led to a trade to Chicago. Now in the windy city, Cutler must continue to build on last season’s success with a whole new supporting cast.
DONALD DRIVER WIDE RECEIVER • Green Bay PACKERS
THE ALWAYS RELIABLE TARGET WILL LOOK TO CONTINUE DOING
WHAT HE DOES.
For years Donald Driver has been a (reasonably) healthy, reliable target in Green Bay. In Aaron Rodgers’ second season as starting QB look for solid production out of Driver despite his aging legs.
VIKINGS DEFENSE AND SPECIAL TEAMS.
STOP THE RUN. KILL THE QUARTERBACK. THE VIKES’ DEFENSE IS BUILT TO BRING
THE PAIN.
Nobody runs on the Vikings. Because of this, few will score over 20 points on them. The defensive line is just beastly with the likes of Jarred Allen and the two “Williamses”. Purple will punish.
TIM HIGHTOWER RUNNING BACK • Arizona CARDINALS
YEAH... HE DOESN’T RUN FOR MANY YARDS BUT HIGHTOWER IS A
T.D. MACHINE.
This far into the draft, you are lucky to still be able to find players capable of producing touchdowns. That’s all the Cardinals seem to use Hightower for. Who knows... maybe he will emerge as something more?
PERCY HARVIN WIDE RECEIVER • Minnesota VIKINGS
HARVIN IS THE MOST EXPLOSIVE ROOKIE IN THE NFC AND A GAMBLE WORTH
TAKING.
Drafting a solid rookie this late in the draft is a great gamble. Harvin has incredible speed and will be used in a multitude of ways in the Vikings’ offense. If he doesn’t work out, it isn’t the end of the world.
JEREMY SHOCKEY TIGHT END • New Orleans SAINTS
ONCE CONSIDERED A TOP TIGHT END, SHOCKEY MIGHT STILL HAVE SOMETHING
IN THE TANK. Shockey, for years, was the third best tight end in the league behind Tony Gonzalez and Antonio Gates. It is clear he has lost a step, but if the Saints’ offense gets cookin’ with Brees at the helm, who knows?
ROB BIRONAS KICKER • Tennessee TITANS
IT WAS FINALLY TIME TO LOOK AT KICKERS AND BIRONAS IS UNQUESTIONABLY
RELIABLE. The kicker position on the fantasy team is not the most crucial, however, it is still very important to have a consistent course for those six to 15 points. Bironas plays on the Titans, a team that often seems unable to score touchdowns. Perfect.
LAURENCE MARONEY RUNNING BACK • New England PATRIOTS
THE LAST PICK IN THE DRAFT... MY ATTENTION IS WANDERING.
I’M HUNGRY.
Alright, maybe Maroney isn’t a TOTAL bust just yet. He was the starter for a very good Patriots team just a couple years ago but few signs point to him being headed back in that direction.
(it gets a bit boring in the late rounds.)
THE DRAFT HAD ENDED. (and that’s just fine.)
I NOW HAD A TEAM. IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO SET THIS TEAM UP ON A BLIND DATE WITH SUCCESS.
In order to win a fantasy football game, you must understand the game’s
RULES. (which are as follows...)
CHEAT SHEET HOW YOU WIN: Score more points than your opponent. (Duh!)
HOW YOU SCORE POINTS: Points are earned through the statistics accumulated each week by your players. Different statistics earn different quantities of points. • A rushing/receiving touchdown yields 6 points. • A passing touchdown yields 4 points. • 10 yards rushing or receiving yields 1 point. • 25 yards passing yields 1 point. • A kicker earns 1 point for each extra point • A kicker earns 3 points for each made field goal under 40 yards • A kicker earns 5 points for each made field goal equal to or greater than 40 yards • Defense earns 2 points for a recovered fumble or interception • Defense earns 6 points for a recovered fumble or interception taken back for a touchdown. • Defense earns 1 point per sack • Defense earns 2 points per safety • Defense earns 10 points for shutting out an opponent. • Defense earns 5 points for holding an opponent to under 10 points. • Defense earns 3 points for holding an opponent to under 17 points. • Special Teams (defense) earns 6 points for a touchdown
CHEAT SHEET
continued...
HOW YOU LOSE POINTS Points can be lost as well as gained so be careful! • An interception yields -2 points • A fumble (lost) yields -2 points • A missed extra point or field goal yields -1 point. • Defense allowing over 20 points yields -1 point • Defense allowing over 27 points yields -3 points • Defense allowing over 34 points yields -5 points • Defense allowing over 40 points yields -10 points
YOUR WEEKLY LINE-UP CONTAINS: (1) Quarterback (2) Running Backs (2) Wide Receivers (1) Wide Receiver / Runningback (either) (1) Tight End (1) Defense/ Special Teams (1) Kicker
REMEMBER! If your line-up is not producing you’re allowed to claim undrafted/available players after the draft as well as try to persuade gullable league-mates to trade with you any number of players at a time.
KEEP UP WITH YOUR TEAM’S WEEKLY PERFORMANCE AND INJURY SITUATION... MAKE CHANGES AS NEEDED.
now do it.
GAME DAY.
day 24
Opening week of the NFL season had finally arrived...
It was time to put The Raleigh Rockstars to the test! The starting line-up was set. Now for the results.
RALEIGH ROCKSTARS
STARTING LINEUP. MATT SCHAUB LADAINIAN TOMLINSON FRANK GORE. RYAN GRANT. DWAYNE BOWE CHAD OCHOCINO ANTONIO GATES MINNESOTA VIKINGS ROB BIRONAS
WEEK RESULTS.
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261 YDS PASS // 3TD // 1INT // 20 YDS RUSH = 22 FANTASY POINTS 101 YDS RUSH // 1TD // 54 YD REC // 1 TD = 27 FANTASY POINTS 90 YD RUSH // 1 TD // 32 YD REC = 18 FANTASY POINTS 110 YD RUSH // 15 YD REC = 12 FANTASY POINTS 105 YD REC // 1 TD // 1 FUMBLE (lost) = 14 FANTASY POINTS 88 YD REC // 1 TD = 14 FANTASY POINTS 71 YD REC = 7 FANTASY POINTS 2 INT // 1 FUMBLE // 4 SACKS // 17 PTS AGAINST = 13 FANTASY POINTS
2/2 XP // 2/3 FG (27, 44 MADE) = 9 FANTASY POINTS
FINAL
SCORE:
136 THE OTHER GUYS: 99 RALEIGH ROCKSTARS
(WHO CARES WHAT THE OTHER TEAM’S NAME IS WHEN YOU ARE VICTORIOUS?)
As anticipated
I AM THE WINNER. (But you knew this already)
Time to get ready to
DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND.