Crazy Strokes Fans on Twitter................Palmer

Crazy Shit that Fans of The Strokes Say on Twitter

by Julian Palmer

First of all, allow me to acknowledge that every band/musical artist has their fair share of bat-shit bonkers fans. I don’t think I even need to mention how scary Taylor Swift fans are, but it looks like I just did. Anywho, I myself being a huge Strokes fan took to Twitter to see what other fans have to say about those nifty New York guys, and boy oh boy they have A LOT to say. Here’s the Top 1,283,749,123 Craziest Shit Strokes Fans Say on

@sonicmeth - the “cult” in cult records represent the jujitsu cassandranervo’s worshipping cult. join us 2day

@moderngrls - I imagined nick valensi wrapped his long, long arms around me and they went around my body almost seven timeees

@julian_ebooks - Hi. this is julindo casajuncas. I am the proud founder of Yes Water Buffalos - an organization advocating equal treatment of water buffalo

@AUTOMATICSTOP - i love fabrizio moretti more than i love my ass

@dessertbasedgod - julian casablancas: Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

@sonicmeth - julian casablancas: *blinks* me: WHAT A MAJESTIC CTEATUTE ANGEL FROM HEAV- EN TOO PRECIOUS TOO PURE BEAUTIFUL BEAUTI FUL BEAN

@OHTENNESSE - If Julian won a Grammy and Kanye dissed him you bet your ass I’m gonna start a riot and burn every Kanye record lol #nochill

@Casablancas_J Almost forgot to wish you a happy birthday, I cannot believe it’s been so many years since you’ve died for our sins

@arzegang - me: *thinks about nick valensi* me: *rips off all limbs*

@rileyemmy - Idk if you guys know but I love julian casablancas as if he is my child but also the creator of the universe

@moderngrls - Idea: change “grammys” to “casablancas” and give every single award to julian casablancas just for his existence