NEVER..EVER Marry a programmer And that's true story to explain why: Husband (Coming late from work): Good Evening honey, I'm Logged in... Wife: Have you bought the stuff I told you about? Husband: Bad Command or file name Wife: But I reminded you this morning! Husband: Syntax Error!, Abort? Wife: Ok, but what about the car you promised to get for me? Husband: Variable not found Wife: What about your salary? Husband: File in use, try again later... Wife: At least give me your credit card, I want to buy something? Husband: Sharing Violation...Access Denied Wife: Do you really love me?! Or love this stupid computer of yours? or trying to be damn funny? Husband: Too many parameters Wife: It was a huge mistake that I married a crazy person like you! Husband: Data Type Mismatch Wife: There's no use talking to you Husband: It's by default Wife: CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT I REPRESENT TO YOU EXACTLY? Husband: Unknown Bug Wife kills husband then committing suicide!!!
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