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Sun 4 Sept 12pm - 4pm Family Norden Farm Kite Festival
Thur 8 Sept 8pm Comedy Jessica Fostekew: Wench Show about sexy things and trying to keep time still Fri 9 Sept 2pm Event Cinema André Rieu: Happy Days Are Here Again
The maestro performs in his hometown of Maastricht 8pm Film Bullet Train Brad Pitt stars as an unlucky assassin determined to do his job peacefully Sat 10 Sept 11.30am Family Film Where is Anne Frank 2pm Film Bullet Train 6pm - 9pm Norden Farm Night Market Outdoor street food and craft stalls 8pm Film Joyride Olivia Colman stars in feel-good, foul-mouthed fairy tale 8pm Music The Vinyl Frontier - Track 1 / Side 1 / Debut LP 12 challengers play the first track from the first album by well known artists Tues 13 Sept 8pm Film Hit the Road [Talking Tables] Chaotic but tender family take a road trip (Persian with English subtitles) Wed 14 Sept 2.30pm Event Cinema André Rieu: Happy Days Are Here Again 8pm Film Joyride [Socially Distanced] Thur 15 Sept 8pm Music The Brass Funkeys 9 piece band: trailblazers in the new generation of UK brass bands
nordenfarm.org 01628 788997 What’s On at Norden Farm September 2022 Fri 26 Aug - Mon 5 Sept BUILDING CLOSED FOR ANNUAL MAINTENANCE
Entertainment, kite flying, live music, dance, food and drink at Boyn Grove Park Tues 6 Sept 2.30pm Film Where is Anne Frank [Socially Distanced] A stunning animation based on Anne Frank’s diary 8pm Film Paris, Texas [Talking Tables] Unconventional road movie Wed 7 Sept 7.30pm Classical Summer Recital SeriesSignificantly Beethoven (4 of 4)
St John’s Ensemble perform with Poppy Shotts (soprano)
Thur 29 Sept 2pm Film Beast [Socially Distanced] Idris Elba stars in this pulse-pounding new thriller Comedy Harry Hill Fri 30 Sept 8pm Film Beast Drama Reasons You Should(n’t) Love Me ’A hilarious, honest and heartwarming play’
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Tues 27 Sept 7.15pm Event Cinema Royal Opera House Live: Madama Butterfly Puccini’s entrancing opera Wed 28 Sept 7.30pm Comedy Harry Hill 8pm Music My Darling Clementine Trio reinterpret the country songs of Elvis Costello
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Fri 23 Sept 11.30am Film Fisherman’s Friends: One and All [Bring Baby] 2pm Film Fisherman’s Friends: One and All Comedy Mark Watson: This Can’t Be It Sat 24 Sept 11.30am Film Fisherman’s Friends: One and All 8pm Music The Alter Eagles Playing a mix of old and new Eagles’ hits
Tues 20 Sept 8pm Film Fisherman’s Friends: One and All [Talking Tables] True story of the celebrated shanty singers
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Thur 22 Sept 8pm Music Maidenhead Music Society: Barefoot Opera - Cinderella by Rossini Classic tale is performed with a sparkling new twist Music Klezmer Ceilidh Shana Tova! Dance in the New Year
Wed 21 Sept 2.30pm Film Fisherman’s Friends: One and All [Socially Distanced] Film Fisherman’s Friends: One and All
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Thur 8 Sept - Sat 15 Oct 5pm - 10pm Gallery John Percy, Small Works (1988 - 2019) The Maidenhead painter brings together many smaller works made over a long period and not previously seen together. Sat 10 Sept: Meet the Artist event.
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Fri 16 Sept 8pm Comedy Jen Brister: The Optimist ‘Furiously funny’ The Guardian 8pm Music Jazz at the Farm: Julian Siegel (tenor sax) ’One of the UK’s most creative saxophonists’ MOJO Magazine Sat 17 Sept Open for classes and workshops
nordenfarm.org 01628 788997 What’s On at Norden Farm October 2022 Sat 1 12pmOct-4pm Norden Farm Market Stalls selling artisanal produce and handcrafted goods 8pm Comedy Les Dawson: Flying High Jon Culshaw stars as the comedy legend Mon 3 Oct 10am - 4pm Spoken Word The Middle East in the Twentieth Century Live stream lecture Tues 4 Oct 8pm Film Title tbc Wed 5 Oct 7.30pm Comedy Helen Bauer - Madam Good Tit ‘Slick, sassy and super satisfying’ Broadway Baby Thur 6 Oct 8pm Music Sari Schorr Blues rock from the New York Blues Hall of Fame singer Fri 7 Oct 6.30pm Music Motherland Voices with Tsungai Tsikirai A musical journey of rich African music and dance 8pm Music Keith James in concert The songs of Leonard Cohen Sat 8 Oct 8pm Music The Vinyl Frontier - The Whole Story: Kate Bush The stories behind the hits 8pm Music Purple Zepplin Paying tribute to Deep Purple and Led Zeppelin Tues 11 Oct 8pm Film Title tbc Wed 12 Oct 8pm Comedy Griff Rhys-Jones: Work in Progress Stories, anecdotes and outright lies Thur 13 Oct 6.45pm Event Cinema Royal Opera House Live: Aida Verdi’s political drama 8pm Music Strictly Movie Musicals Robert Habermann sings Hollywood Musicals Fri 14 Oct 8pm Music RSVP Bhangra UK’s favourite festival Bhangra band Sat 15 Oct 11am Family Underwater A dance theatre show for babies and their grown ups 1pm Family Underwater 3pm Family Underwater 7.30pm Music A Great Commemorative Night at the Opera Windsor and Eton Opera present a concert celebrating 60 years
@nordenfarm nordenfarm nordenfarmcentreforthearts Tues 18 Oct 8pm Comedy Nick Helm: What Have We Become? ‘A true mastermind’ ★★★★★ Ed Fest Mag Wed 19 Oct 8pm Film Title tbc Thur 20 Oct 7.30pm Drama The Handlebards Twelfth Night ‘An exceptional touring production’ The Stage Fri 21 Oct 8pm Music Kate Bushka Performaing the sensational music of Kate Bush 8pm Music Jazz at the Farm: Jo Harrop and Friends ‘Born to sing jazz’ Blues & Soul Magazine Sat 22 Oct 8pm Music Women in Rock A celebration of the world’s greatest female anthems • HALF TERM • HALF TERM • HALF TERM • Tues 25 Oct 11.30am Family The Naughty Fox A multisensory journey of friendship and play 2pm Family The Naughty Fox Wed 26 Oct 11.30am Family Spy Monkey A fun retelling of the Indian tale the Ramayana 2pm Family Spy Monkey 8pm Music Saltlines The Gigspanner Big Band & Raynor Winn Thur 27 Oct 11.30am Family Spy Monkey 2pm Family Spy Monkey 2pm Event Cinema Royal Opera House Live: La bohème Puccini’s opera of passion, friendship and heartbreak 7.30pm Drama Night Terrors The Ghost Stories of E F Bensons Fri 28 Oct 7.30pm Music Maidenhead Music Society Echéa String Quartet perform Haydn, Bartok and Beethoven Fri 28 Oct 11.30am Family Spooky Concertini with Johnny and the Raindrops Wiggle along to spooky songs 2pm Family Spooky Concertini with Johnny and the Raindrops Tues 18 Oct - Sat 5 Nov 5pm - 10pm Gallery Maidenhead Schools Exhibition 2022 Celebrating the creativity and talent of local students
nordenfarm.org 01628 788997 What’s On at Norden Farm November 2022 Tues 1 Nov 8pm Film Title tbc Wed 2 Nov 8pm Film Title tbc Thur 3 Nov 2pm Spoken Word Mig and the Beanstalk Flower arranging, fun and theatrical tales from Mig Kimpton 7.30pm Spoken Word Mig and the Beanstalk 8pm Spoken Word Harry Baker is Unashamed Poems and realisations celebrating the little things in life Fri 4 Nov 8pm Comedy Dyspraxia and Politics: The Two Sides of Don Biswas Don takes a firm if uncoordinated stab at life in the 21st century Sat 5 Nov 8pm Music ELO AGAIN The Ultimate Tribute to Jeff Lynne and the Electric Light Orchestra Tues 8 Nov 8pm Drama The Pantaloons present Great Expectations Affectionately anarchic adaptation of Charles Dickens’ captivating chronicle Wed 9 Nov 8pm Film Title tbc Thur 10 Nov 8pm Comedy Justin Moorhouse: Stretch and Think ‘Not a moment without laughter’ ★★★★ Chortle Fri 11 Nov 8pm Music Jazz at the Farm: The Dave O’Higgins Quartet ‘Plays with quite exceptional fluency’ The Observer Sat 12 Nov 8pm Dance Mi Flamenco presents Echoes Immersive, multi-media experience of flamenco sights and sounds Tues 15 Nov 8pm Event Cinema Matthew Bourne’s Nutcracker! Family sized helpings of Bourne’s trademark wit, pathos and magical fantasy Wed 16 Nov 7.15pm Event Cinema Royal Opera House Live: The Royal Ballet- A Diamond Celebration Dazzling showcase of The Royal Ballet’s repertory
Performing music from the legendary Pink Floyd’s extensive back catalogue
Fri 18 Nov 7.30pm Drama Beautiful Evil Things Feisty, funny, and thrilling take on the Trojan War from Medusa
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Performing original bluegrass and folk along with a few carefully chosen covers
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Tues 22 Nov 8pm Film Title tbc Wed 23 Nov 8pm Film Title tbc Thur 24 Nov 7.30pm Spoken Word Simon Yates: My Mountain Life Regaling stories of his greatest climbs, with wit and dry humour Fri 25 Nov 8pm Film Title tbc Sat 26 Nov 12pm - 4pm Norden Farm Festive Market
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Thur 17 Nov 8pm Music Maidenhead Music Society: duo b!z’art Favourites across Europe with their exciting and innovative piano duo programmes
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The Vinyl Frontier A sociable evening of music, trivia and chat Tues 29 Nov 10.30am Family One Snowy Night Family show based on the best selling Percy the Park Keeper books 1:30pm Family One Snowy Night 7.30pm Drama Daytime Deewane Daytime raves of the 1990s British Asian culture Wed 30 Nov 10.30am Family One Snowy Night 1.30pm Family One Snowy Night 8pm Comedy Mitch Benn: It’s About Time
Sat 19 Nov 11.30am Family Family Concertini with Cut a Shine
The comedian and songwriter takes a look at time in a whole new way
Thur 1 Dec 10.30am and 1.30pm One Snowy Night Family show based on the best selling Percy the Park Keeper books 7.30pm Comedy Rob Newman: Live on Stage ‘He is one amazing comedian’ Time Out Fri 2 Dec 10.30am and 1.30pm One Snowy Night 6pm - 9pm Norden Farm Festive Night Market Artisanal produce, perfect for unique gifts Sat 3 Dec 11am and 2pm One Snowy Night (11am relaxed) 8pm Music St John’s Chamber Orchestra Joanna MacGregor plays one of the greatest of all piano concertos: an epic and thrilling journey
Tues 6 Dec 10.30am and 1.30pm One Snowy Night 8pm Film Title tbc Wed 7 Dec 10.30am and 1.30pm One Snowy Night 8pm Film Title tbc Thur 8 Dec 10.30am and 1.30pm One Snowy Nightt 7.15pm Event Cinema Royal Opera House Live: The Nutcracker Discover the enchantment of ballet with this sparkling festive treat for the whole family Fri 9 Dec 10.30am and 1.30pm One Snowy Night 8pm Comedy Chris McCausland: Speaky Blinder Stand up show about life, family and loads of other nonsense as well! 8pm Music The Vinyl FrontierYour Favourite vs My Favourite 7 challengers take on Jeff in a battle of taste decided by the audience Sat 10 Dec 11am and 2pm One Snowy Night 8pm Comedy Chris McCausland: Speaky Blinder Time tbc Family Norden Farm Lantern Parade in Maidenhead Town Centre Tues 13 Dec 10.30am and 1.30pm One Snowy Night 8pm Film Title tbc
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7.30pm Music Christmas Ceilidh Evening of music and social dancing in the atmospheric barn 8pm Film Title tbc Tues 20 Dec 11am and 2pm One Snowy Night 8pm Film Title tbc Wed 21 Dec 11am and 2pm One Snowy Night (11am signed) 8pm Film Title tbc Thur 22 Dec 11am and 2pm One Snowy Night 8pm Film Title tbc Fri 23 Dec 11am and 2pm One Snowy Night 8.30pm Music Hundred Watt Club - A Festive Evening of Burlesque and Vaudeville! Festive, glittering showgirls, bawdy comedy, classic vaudeville and awe inspiring circus acts
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Sun 25 Dec - Tues 27 Dec Closed Wed 28 Dec 11am and 2pm One Snowy Night (11am relaxed) Thur 29 Dec 11am and 2pm One Snowy Night Fri 30 Dec 11am and 2pm One Snowy Night Sat 31 Dec 8.30pm Music NYE Hoedown Dance the night way to live music from barn dance band Cut a Shine
Sat 24 Dec 11am and 2pm One Snowy Night
Sat 17 Dec 11am and 2pm One Snowy Night
Thur 15 Dec 10.30am and 1.30pm One Snowy Night 8pm Film Title tbc Fri 16 Dec 10.30am and 1.30pm One Snowy Night 8pm Music The Albion Christmas Band Seasonal mixture of carols, spoken word and humorous readings 8pm Music Jazz at the Farm: Freddie Gavita Quartet Freddie Gavita (trumpet) performs music from the Bebop era
Wed 14 Dec 10.30am and 1.30pm One Snowy Night 7.30pm Music Maidenhead Concert Band Charity concert in aid of Hearing Dogs for Deaf People
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nordenfarm.org 01628 788997 Now booking for Spring 2023 Take a look at events that are now booking for the Spring season - with even more shows and films coming soon. You can browse the full line up on our website at nordenfarm.org/eventstickets can be booked online or by calling the Box Office team on 01628 788997.
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@nordenfarm nordenfarm nordenfarmcentreforthearts atParticipationNordenFarm Farm Out: our work with local primary and secondary schools continues. New workshops this term include: • Adinkra Cloth Printing led by Mandinka Roots • Poetry Spells led by Simon Mole • Karnatik Music led by Sristhi Contact our Education Officer Kayleigh for more information: kayleigh.robinson@nordenfarm.org | 01628 682563 Classes and Workshops New classes at the Farm this Autumn include: • Japanese Calligraphy • A Basic Introduction to Clay (Coiling) • Tango • Friday Night Flamenco • Creative Mindfulness for Children • Over 55s Drama Class • Studio Art Club • Jewellery Embroidery Our next community project is the annual Lantern Parade on Saturday 10 December in Maidenhead Town Centre plus Lantern Making Workshops in various locations. Follow us on social media to stay up to date!
nordenfarm.org 01628 788997 Classes & Activities Sept - Dec 2022 Centre for the Arts Maidenhead Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Align and Flow EmbroidaryJewellery10amYoga(monthly)11amZumba11.30amBasic(LiveIntermediateYoga&Online)11amIntroductionToClayCoiling11amFlamemco8pmMindfulness(monthly)7.30pmLittleWrigglersAges2+years11amAcoustic(Live(LiveBeginnersPilates&Online)1.30pmPilatesIntermediate&Online)12pmJoHallArtCourses12.30pm-3.30pmGuitarBeginnersA(Live&Online)7pmChoir7.30pmZenDrawingOnline(monthly)7.30pm Acoustic AcousticStudio(LiveBeginnersGuitarC&Online)7pmArtClub11amZumba(Live&Online)11.30amBookClub(monthly)7.30pmTango8pmGuitarIntermediate(Live&Online)8.30pm Beginners NordenAbsoluteAcoustic(LiveGentleYoga/&Online)11amGuitarBeginners(Live&Online)7pmAcousticGuitarBeginnersB(Live&Online)8.30pmCrafternoons(Live&Online)2pmOver55sDramaClass2.30pmCrochetandRosé(Live&Online)(monthly)7pmLittleWrigglersAges2+years10amFarmYouthTheatre(Junior)(7-11yrs)4.55pmNordenFarmYouthTheatre(Senior)(1216yrs)6pm Creative Mindfulness For Children Ages 4 -7 CreativeCreative(monthly)11amyearsMindfulnessForChildrenAges8-11years(monthly)12pmMindfulnessForChildrenAges12-15years(monthly)1pm One Off Classes and Workshops Classes for Adults and Children at Norden Farm, Maidenhead Adult ChildrensClassesClasses September Sat 10 Sept 11am - 4pm | Larger than Life: Draw a Small Natural Form on Large Paper Wed 14 Sept 11am -1pm | Floral Design Workshop Sat 17 Sept 11am - 4pm | Portrait Drawing Wed 28 Sept 10am - 1pm | Japanese Calligraphy with Origami Workshop October Sat 1 Oct 11am - 2pm | Life Drawing Sat 8 Oct 11am - 4pm | Paint Land or Sea Scapes on Small Watercolour Paper Wed 12 Oct 10am - 1pm | Japanese Calligraphy Workshop Sat 15 Oct 11am - 4pm | Animal Sculpting Wed 19 Oct 7pm - 9pm | Floral Design Workshop November Sat 5 Nov 11am - 4pm | Portrait Drawing Thur 10 Nov 10am - 1pm | Japanese Calligraphy Autumn Workshop Sat 12 Nov 11am - 4pm | Make and Decorate a 4 Piece Dinner Set Wed 16 Nov 11am - 2pm | Floral Design Workshop Sat 19 Nov 11am - 4pm | Draw a Tree on Large Paper December Sat 3 Dec 11am - 2pm | Life Drawing Wed 7 Dec 10am - 1pm | Japanese Calligraphy Festive Workshop Sat 10 Dec 11am - 4pm | Paint a Bird on Small Paper in Watercolour or Gouache Wed 14 Dec 7pm - 9pm | Floral Design Workshop
@nordenfarm nordenfarm nordenfarmcentreforthearts Food and crafts from local artisanal producers plus the Norden Farm Café Bar = the ideal laid back weekend. Sat 10 Sept 6pm - 9pm Night Market - Inspired by the summer night markets of southern France. We provide the outdoor tables and you bring your own tablecloths / cutlery to enjoy snacks and dishes from international food stalls. The perfect end of summer soiree to meet up with old friends or make new ones. Sat 1 Oct and Sat 5 Nov 12pm - 4pm Our regular market selling artisanal produce and handcrafted goods Sat 26 Nov 12pm - 4pm Fri 2 Dec 6pm - 9pm (indoor) Festive Markets - A chance to buy unique artisan gifts and produce The Café Bar can also cater for your special occasion in our 18th century Long Barn. Contact our Events and Operations Manager Richard Murphy on 01628 682558 or richard.murphy@nordenfarm.org The Norden Farm Café Bar Book a Pre Show Dinner at the same time as your ticket and get a main and dessert course for only £16 (T&Cs apply). Call the Box Office on 01628 788997 to book. Opening Hours Tues - Sat 11am - 9pm Food Served 12pm - 3pm | 5.30pm - 7.45pm
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@nordenfarm nordenfarm nordenfarmcentreforthearts Make youShareadonationaKeepintouchBecomememberwhyloveus Scan here or see the Support Us page on our website for more ideas of how you can help Norden Farm is a registered charity and one of our main aims is to make the highest quality arts and culture accessible to our entire community. There are many ways you can support us to continue with this work. Have a look below, how can you help? Support Us Find us on social media or ask our Box Office about our mailing list Call Box Office on 01628 788997 to make a donation or head BecomeBecomingnordenfarm.org/pages/make-a-donationtoaBronze,SilverorGoldMemberisagreatwaytogiveongoingsupport.Membershipstartsat£40peryearandbenefitsincludeprioritybookingperiodsandbrochuresmailedtoyou.aMemberbycallingtheBoxOfficeorvisitnordenfarm.org/membershipDoyouloveNordenFarmasmuchaswedo?SpreadthewordwithareviewonTripAdvisor,FacebookandGoogle.Don’tforgettotellyourfamilyandfriendswhenyouhaveagreatnightoutwithus!
Christmas at Norden Farm Norden Farm and Slot Machine present A TALE FROM PERCY’S PARK BY NICK BUTTERWORTH ONE SNOWY NIGHT Tuesday 29 November - Friday 30 December AGESFOR3+YEARSTICKETSFROM£12 Centre for the Arts Maidenhead Norden Farm Centre for the Arts Altwood Road, Maidenhead SL6 4PF 01628 nordenfarm.org788997
