For all my piratical nephews and great-nephews, old and young, with a great big grubalicious
“YO
HO HO!” L.C.
First published in 2014 by Nosy Crow Ltd The Crow’s Nest, 10a Lant Street London SE1 1QR www.nosycrow.com ISBN 978 0 85763
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ptai n B eas tl i e a C
was the
g rubb iest
and
p i rate to s ail
s melliest the
Seven S alty S ea s.
Bu t . . .
...
C aptain Beas tl ie’S
ship was sm art and his crew
were
s quea ky- clean .
One g rey and grim some Mo nday, ai n B a p a t e stl i e rolled C . out of b ed Five rotten ca bbages rolled out, too.
5 days left m ’ b i rt h d a y ! ”
“Only
till
he roared, p i c k i ng a
out of his nose an d
b o gey
licking
“Take that, ye slimy s coundrel!”
it.
On Tue s day,
a i s l e t e B a n i t p a C up on deck. d e p m o st
Hi s
p o n g y patches nice, c l e a n planks.
socks left
on the “Only
4 days
m ’ b i r th d a y ! ”
left till
he bellowed,
rootl ing
a
glob
of
peanut b utter out of his ear .
“Aharr!
There ye be, ye s curvy snack!”