FROM THE WINNER OF THE BLUE PETER BEST STORY AWARD
ANYTHING can happen at WIGGLESBOTTOM PRIMARY and it ALWAYS does. Is that a superhero dog on the school roof? YES! Is the lunchtime mashed potato really, really weird? YES! Does Susie Keys own an alien egg? YES! So what are Class 2R going to do about it all?
HAVE A LOT OF FUN! Three perfectly pitched school stories hilariously told by Pamela Butchart and beautifully illustrated by Becka Moor. Prepare to laugh your stinky shoes off!
£5.99 www.nosycrow.com COVER ARTWORK © BECKA MOOR 2017
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PAMELA BUTCHART lives in Dundee with her husband and their two awesome cats. She teaches philosophy at secondary school and would like to open a luxury hotel for stray cats. Probably called Meowington Palace.
BECKA MOOR studied Illustration at Glyndwr University in North Wales. She has since moved back to Manchester where she works under the strict supervision of Miss Daisy and Bella, her two cats. Affectionately called Ray-Ray and Cinderbella.
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THERE’S LOADS MORE MAYHEM IN
WELCOME TO
HANA
MISS RILEY
JAYDEN IRFAN
LAUREN
EVIE
MILES MEGAN
SU
SUSIE
MR HARRIS
ROZ SUNITA GAVIN
ANNE-MARIE JOEL
BOBBY
THEO
First published in 2017 by Nosy Crow Ltd The Crow’s Nest, Baden Place Crosby Row, London SE1 1YW www.nosycrow.com ISBN: 978 0 85763 675 1 Nosy Crow and associated logos are trademarks and/or registered trademarks of Nosy Crow Ltd Text copyright © Pamela Butchart 2017 Cover and inside illustrations © Becka Moor, 2017 The right of Pamela Butchart and Becka Moor to be identified as the author and illustrator respectively has been asserted. All rights reserved This book is sold subject to the condition that it shall not, by way of trade or otherwise, be lent, hired out or circulated in any form of binding or cover other than that in which it is published. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means (electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise) without the prior written permission of Nosy Crow Ltd. A CIP catalogue record for this book is available from the British Library. Printed in Turkey by Imago. Papers used by Nosy Crow are made from wood grown in sustainable forests. 135798642
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FOR DOM, IAN, LEN & THE CHICKENS! THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING, DOM. IT’S BEEN A HOOT! P. B. TO MANDY AND JAY B. M.
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One time, a
DOG got into the playground
at morning break. At first, we all thought it was a
WOLF
because it was HUGE. But Megan McNally
DEFINITELY NOT a wolves are WILD so they
said that it was wolf because
don’t wear collars. The dog ran around the playground for ages and everyone
SCREAMED
whenever it
came near them. But then Mr Harris, the deputy head, came out to see what all the
SCREAMING disappeared.
was about and the dog
EVERYONE
was talking about the
Playground Dog when we went back to the classroom and NO
ONE could concentrate
on their French like Miss Riley wanted us to do because we were all thinking about the dog. Then Bobby Henderson gasped and pointed out of the window and shouted, “
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HE’S BACK!
”
But by the time we all got out of our seats and ran up to the window to see, Playground Dog had
DISAPPEARED again.
Irfan Baxter said that it was a bit
WEIRD
how
BOTH TIMES
the dog
had disappeared so quickly and that maybe Playground Dog had
POWERS
.
That’s when we all realised that this was
NO ORDINARY DOG. 5
At lunchtime, loads of people spotted Playground Dog in weird places and Megan McNally even thought she spotted his tail on the
ROOF!
That’s when Irfan said, “I can’t believe it.
THAT’S
how he keeps disappearing.
Playground Dog can
FLY!”
Then Susie Keys shouted, “He’s a SUPER
DOG!”
And everyone gasped and someone started
EVERYONE started clapping and shouting, “SU-PER DOG! SU-PER DOG!” EVERYONE wanted to meet Super Dog
clapping. And then
but we didn’t know what to do to stop him from flying away from us. So that’s when Susie Keys said that she would
SACRIFICE
her lunch so we
could all meet Super Dog. I didn’t really know what that meant until Susie Keys took her cheese sandwich out of 6
her lunch box and shouted,
“HEEEERE, SUPER DOG! YUMMY-YUMMY!”
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Nothing happened for a bit. But then all of a sudden we heard a rustling sound and Super Dog came running out of the bushes and everyone
GASPED!
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Susie Keys threw the cheese sandwich up in the air and Super Dog jumped up really high and caught it in his mouth and everyone
CHEERED!
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We all stood in a circle around Super Dog and watched while he ate the cheese sandwich. Once he was finished eating he sat down and
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STARED at Megan McNally.
That’s when Megan said her
EYES
felt
weird and that she thought Super Dog was
COMMUNICATE through his EYES.
trying to
with her
So Megan put out her hand and Super Dog licked her hand four times and then ran away. 11
Then that afternoon when we were in PE Megan gasped because her
HAND
ECZEMA RASH had completely
DISAPPEARED. Megan pointed to
EXACTLY
where
Super Dog had licked her and said,
“LOOK!
It’s not even
ITCHY any more.
Super Dog has
HEALING POWERS!”
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