FEATURE
Location, location, location: Why Byron Bay is a perfect crime setting To tie in with the publication of her new YA novel The Girl with the Gold Bikini, local author Lisa Walker acts as a guide to some of the key Byron Bay locations in the book.
Setting is important in crime novels. Where would Sherlock Holmes be without the fog-bound London streets? And wouldn’t Scandi-noir be way too cheerful without those long, cold, snowy nights? Byron Bay might not be quite so noir, but it is still a fascinating location. In my new young adult comedy/crime novel, the beauty and the weirdness of the Bay become almost another character in the book. My protagonist, Olivia Grace, is a Gold Coast girl: They could have scrawled ‘here be dragons’ on the map south of Coolangatta as far as I was concerned. The first time she went to Byron, she thought it was paradise: Byron Bay, I soon discovered, was a place to conjure dreams. The sweep of the bay to the base of the mountains; the dolphins leaping from water so clear it was barely there. For us, it was nirvana. But nirvana had a dark side and things didn’t turn out so well back then. Now, Olivia is back. A freshly hatched private investigator, she is
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hot on the trail of a yoga guru who’s a bit of a creep.
Unfortunately for Olivia, things only go downhill from here…
Here’s a whistle-stop tour of the mean streets of Byron as trodden by Olivia in The Girl with the Gold Bikini.
Ah, Wategos…
A Byron Bay yoga studio I read recently that Byron has the highest percentage of yoga instructors outside India. Even if that’s not true, it’s believable. Things heat up for Olivia when she heads out to a fictional yoga studio, Lighthouse Bliss: I park among the bangalow palms and make my way past the flowering lily pond to reception. The usual South American panpipes are playing and lavender wafts from an aromatherapy burner. Despite this auspicious welcome, Olivia soon discovers that Byron Bay yoga is not for the fainthearted: Ajay’s Bikini Beach Body Boot Camp Speed Yoga is powerful stuff. Each two-hour class covers all the moves other yoga teachers would take two weeks to fit in. He learnt this form of yoga from an Indian guru, who granted him sole worldwide rights. I guess gurus aren’t what they used to be.
Olivia trails the creepy yoga instructor to a large house with an infinity pool, overlooking Wategos Beach. As I wind past the cabbage tree palms to Wategos, Abbey’s voice is in my head. ‘How good is this place, Ol? Surf and rainforest. It’s paradise.’ Byron Bay is still paradise. Seems like the whole world thinks so too, though. Despite the crowds, I still think Wategos is possibly the most beautiful beach in the world. Surfing beneath the lighthouse as the sun sets over the mountains is one of life’s magical moments. Which brings me to…
Surf’s up… One thing you can almost guarantee about Byron is… crowded surf breaks. Olivia used to surf, but she gave it up after a bad experience. Now she’s trying to get back into it again.
