Crossword

BY HARRISON COOK

Heard

in the Halls

-“Windows is terrible. Their drugs are no good.” -“You’re an abusive pen owner.” -“We are all a little lesbian.”

-“I had a sleepy brain problem.” -“Just keep drinking the foot juice.” -“I feel like a Native American drinking out of there.” -“I will adopt twins and name them Calendar and Collander.”

-“I feel like a pillbug that has eaten too many pills.” -“The initial bite tastes like when you rake leaves.” -“These moose taste like a store.”

-“I’m so much more than an ethereal being.” -“I can’t do my Sterling Scholar application because I’m a T-Rex.” -”Stop being an angel of death!”

NS Times Comic Contest Winners:

Brathan Nielsen (right) Aidan Inglish (bottom)