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In an attempt to put forward a better safe parking program, the city of San Luis Obispo is planning to close the current site at Railroad Square and start a rotating program that will change sites every few weeks.

The city Planning Commission recently award the services contract for those sites to CAPSLO, but the community living near the first proposed site, the Veterans Memorial Building, are upset that there wasn’t more of a public process involved in picking the sites. Staff Writer Bulbul Rajagopal talks to the city and residents about the issue [8].

This week, you can also read about a controversial gas station project in Templeton [4] , lifeguard station art and Braiding Water [26] , and the Sichuan Kitchen pop-up [32]

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Templeton residents to appeal county approval of 24-hour gas station

The East Bennett Village project is facing the appeal efforts of Templeton residents after the San Luis Obispo County Planning Commission voted 2-1 to approve the project on Aug. 10.

Ten-year Templeton resident Joe Jarboe said he’s never seen a project like this proposed for seemingly no reason and contested so heavily by his fellow residents.

“This planned project is effectively like putting a 24-hour truck stop in the middle of a bunch of houses,” he said. “In my opinion, and many others in this group, this project is unnecessary.”

The Doug Filipponi-led project, set to be built off Highway 101 on Las Tablas Road, has been in the approval process for nearly three years, in that time undergoing standard legal processes and adjustments overseen by the Planning Commission and the Templeton Area Advisory Group.

Initially, the project featured a drive-thru fastfood restaurant, car wash, convenience store, and gas station amenities with each ensuing version asked to modify its details to meet town and county requirements—but the changes weren’t what people expected, Jarboe said.

“After the county made requests, the developer went in and ‘made’ the changes—in reality just scrambling ideas around and adding things while only taking away major violators of county and town code,” he said. “When they submitted the new plans in July of this year, they had also made adjustments that—while it took things out—also made the facility 24 hours.”

He said that regardless of what the details of the structure are, the main concern comes from the amount of disturbance that would come from having a 24-hour gas station in a residential area.

“No one wants to live next to something that is running 24 hours a day because it will be a magnet to any people from outside the community coming off of the freeway,” he said. “This would also be the only 24-hour, nonemergency facility in town so it would attract everyone into this neighborhood at all times when everything else is closed.”

Residents are also concerned that the vote approving the project was 2-1—Commissioners Don Campbell and Alex Villicana voted yes,

County presents update on leftover inclusionary housing funds

The status of a terminated fund for affordable housing projects sparked old disgruntlements at the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors meeting.

“What we fear is some of you may want to reinstate the ‘in-lieu’ program, which is really a tax on marketrate housing, which makes it more expensive along with all the other fees,” Mike Brown of the Coalition of Labor Agriculture and Business (COLAB) told the board on Aug. 22. “You’re taxing the very thing you want more of in the in-lieu program.”

The Board of Supervisors dropped the ax on the Title 29 Affordable Housing Fund last March when it voted out the county’s Inclusionary Housing Ordinance, 4-1, with 2nd District Supervisor Bruce Gibson dissenting. That board held a conservative majority with Supervisors John Peschong and Debbie Arnold, who still serve on the board, and Lynn Compton, who lost her 2022 reelection bid. The new iteration of the board contains a liberal majority, with 4th District Supervisor Jimmy

Chairperson Kristina Simpson-Spearman voted no, and Commissioners Anne Wyatt and Mariam Shah were absent from the meeting.

Those commissioners’ absences, along with comments made by the commissioners who voted yes, have residents concerned that the county is passing this through without understanding the conflict it could cause.

“The two commissioners that voted yes started

recommended project denial on July 20 and reaffirmed that again on Aug. 17, recommending that the county deny the project unless it was further modified to meet the requirements of the Templeton plan.

“You can argue all you want about if the design plan is good or not, but the bottom line is the plan exists and was made for people that live here or want to move here,” Jarboe said. “If Filipponi wants to build it, it needs to comply with the design plan.”

The Templeton Area Advisory Group did not move to file an appeal, citing its initial recommendation of the plan modifications—only discussing it and pushing the public to continue the process themselves.

“We are ready to file that appeal and have it be heard at the Board of Supervisors meeting,” Jarboe said. “It does cost $850 to file, but we were lucky enough to crowdfund that amount as a community

the meeting by commenting on how long they have known the applicant/developer [Doug Filipponi].

... I can’t help but wonder how their relationship impacted their decision,” 20-year Templeton resident Denise Fitzgerald said. “With this and the absences, I feel that the vote to approve the plan as it currently stands needs to be considered.”

Jarboe said that the group has ground to stand on for their appeal thanks to Templeton’s Design Plan Standard—a document the town uses for any new developments.

According to him, the proximity to residential areas, the size of signs at the station—and their brightness—and a prohibition of nonemergency 24-hour facilities all make this something that shouldn’t have been approved.

The Templeton Area Advisory Group first

Paulding taking Compton’s seat.

Past New Times reporting found that the overarching reservation from supervisors not in favor of the affordable housing fund was that the contributions to it weren’t large enough to make a dent, subsequently being an unfair burden on the housing industry.

Exactly $519,227 is left in the housing fund for fiscal year 2023. It belonged to the Inclusionary Housing Ordinance, which required certain development projects to set aside a percentage of proposed housing units at an affordable price. The ordinance also set up the housing fund, which gave builders the option to pay fees in place or in lieu of reserving some of those units as cost-effective options.

Shortly after the previous board eliminated it, the housing fund contained a little more than $720,000 as of July 1, 2022. Since then, the county committed some of that money to different affordable projects around the region. The current board took stock of the update at its Aug. 22 meeting.

The annual report about the fund detailed that between July 2021 and June 2023, the money coupled with additional funding sources helped complete some affordable housing projects

to ensure we can continue to fight this.”

He said his group has until Aug. 24 to file the appeal, which would be heard by the Board of Supervisors at a future meeting.

Residents like Jarboe and Fitzgerald said that they understand development is a necessary part of a growing town but stressed to New Times that development should follow the needs of those who matter the most—the community.

“I would love for our county commissioners, planners, and developers to take a look at other areas that have grown but maintained their character and charms so that we can keep Templeton unique,” Fitzgerald said. “Growth is inevitable, but this type of growth—if allowed—can have a huge impact for our entire lifetimes.”

in Nipomo and Arroyo Grande, and more developments in areas like Pismo Beach, Morro Bay, Atascadero Paso Robles, and Templeton are slated to be ready between this summer and 2026. Funded projects include 40 units from the Willow Walk Senior Apartments with the Housing Authority of SLO, the 50-unit Pismo Terrace from People’s Self-Help Housing, and nine units from Vine St. Homes under Habitat for Humanity.

Kristin Ventresca, the administrative services manager of the county Homeless Services Division, told New Times that the remaining balance of roughly $520,000 will be included in the 2024 Action Plan Notice of funding availability, which will be released this fall. There is no deadline the fund must be used by.

“During this process, entities may apply for the funds available while keeping in mind that Title 29 requires that the funds be allocated to affordable housing projects located within the same housing market areas as the projects that paid the Title 29 [affordable fund] fees,” she said via email. “The opento-all category includes Title 29 interest collected, which can be used in any area of the county.”

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CONSTRUCTION CONTROVERSY Templeton residents are rallying against the construction of the East Bennett Village gas station claiming it is unnecessary and would only lead to disruption for the surrounding neighborhood.
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Other funding plans are also in place for affordable housing for when the Title 29 fund runs out. Ventresca added that the Homeless Services Division applies for and manages a couple of grants from the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development and the state’s Department of Housing and Community Development.

“Some of these [funding] sources, if awarded to a housing developer, can also be used as local matching funds to assist in their application for California Tax Credit Allocation Committee funds,” she said.

For Supervisor Gibson, restoring the affordable housing fund is a priority.

“We’re going to be talking about the strategies for housing, and I absolutely would support bringing it back,” he said. “It was a minimal extra fee only on houses that aren’t affordable to working people by any stretch of the imagination.”

Gibson said that the Inclusionary Housing Ordinance only applied to houses built at 2,200 square feet or larger—sizes that aren’t remotely affordable anyway, he said.

He touted the affordable housing fund under the ordinance as a “key piece to the puzzle” because of the growth potential that lay in those investments. Past county reports documented that inclusionary housing fees generated between $130,961 and $816,235 annually from 2017 to 2021.

“We could invest that directly with affordable housing producers,” Gibson said. “They could take that money and leverage it at least seven or eight times to whatever we put in. It’s good match money to get them the funding so that they can actually make it happen.”

Paso school district sets new track to decide Georgia Brown’s future

The clock is ticking on the future of Georgia Brown Elementary, Paso Robles school district’s dual immersion program, and the 36th Street campus.

“I will be very frank,” Paso Robles Assistant Superintendent Brad Pawlowski told the Paso Robles Joint Unified District school board during its Aug. 22 meeting. “If we relocate this program, the school is going to close. … We need to determine first what we want to research—and we need to make sure all of this is public knowledge.”

After a tumultuous three-year period that included an initial recommendation to close the 36th Street campus, a pivot to full-scale renovations instead, and the discovery of an anomalous geological feature that stymied those renovation efforts, the Paso school district is back at square one.

“If we are going to have public acceptance, we need to redo the information-gathering process,” Superintendent Curt Dubost said at the meeting.

The board voted on two different action items that evening, both of which Pawlowski and Dubost hope will alleviate public concern voiced at the Aug. 7 and 8 meetings about the efforts made in 2020 that spawned the current situation.

In 2020, the information-gathering process was headed by a 7/11 committee— the state requires a committee of seven to 11 people to form in cases where a stateowned essential property may be subject to being sold—as the future of the 36th Street campus was uncertain.

Board members criticized the committee

on Aug. 22, especially member Kenney Enney, who questioned how committee members had even gathered the information needed to make a recommendation to close the 36th Street campus. To counter this concern, the board decided to establish a new district advisory committee, instead of another 7/11.

“When you consider a situation like this you may need more than 11 members to do what the board is looking for,” Pawlowski told the board, “[Because] a 7/11 committee is only required if you are selling the property, it might be better to make a district advisory committee to address the board’s needs.”

As a result, the board voted 6-0—with board member Sondra Williams absent—to move forward and authorize a capacity and boundary study for district staff to determine what their options might be if the school had to be closed.

“These two focuses will answer some of the questions that we have asked,” board member Jim Cogan said at the meeting. “We don’t have the exact methodology [for how they did it in 2020] so this new capacity study in particular is important.”

The board also voted 5-1—with member Dorian Baker dissenting—to have staff come forward with an application for a new committee by the next board meeting.

Dubost said the board needed to approve a committee of some form to gather this information sooner rather than later.

“It’s something we need to discuss at this next meeting with our attorney present, so you can make a call on what we are going to do [with the campus] by February,” Dubost told the board. “Otherwise, you are going to run out of time.”

Board President Nathan Williams emphasized that the board had not made any decisions on the status of the campus itself.

“Everything comes back to us,” Williams told the board. “They are going to find information based on what we lay out and then from there we can make a decision, but the community needs to know we have not made that decision yet.”

New state grant to address senior residents’ needs in SLO County

San Luis Obispo County’s local efforts to identify and meet gaping needs for its senior citizen population received a roughly $200,000 boost from the state.

The county won its share of funding from the California Department of Aging’s $3 million Local Aging and Disability Action Planning Grant Program. The state department awarded the money to local governments and nonprofits in 15 communities across California.

Act now!

With the Board of Supervisors’ unanimous vote on Aug. 22 to authorize that grant money, the county Department of Social Services is now searching for a contracted provider that can collect data from monolingual and bilingual senior citizens across the county to figure out what the local shortcomings are. That data will aid in developing the countywide aging and disability action plan with the help of an advisory committee yet to be created.

Adult Services Policy Council (ASPC) volunteer Linda Beck told New Times that the list of needs is lengthy, and she pointed out some of the SLO County-specific problems.

“A remarkable number of older adults are finding difficulty in getting housed, and even those who own their homes are finding it difficult to finance them,” she said.

Then there’s a lack of receiving care in the form of assistance with shopping, showering, cooking, and doing the laundry among other daily chores. While the Department of Social Services operates an in-home support services program to address that need, Beck said that there aren’t enough people to provide that care even if they’re authorized to do so.

Transportation via public transit in a cardependent county is another problem for older residents.

“The hard part is coordinating getting from North County to SLO for medical appointments,” Beck said. “It can take hours.”

She added that finding a primary care physician at an affordable rate with a reasonable wait time is difficult for SLO County seniors, too, along with accessing the internet, which could make it hard to access the state Department of Aging’s survey about older adults’ needs. Its website mentions completing the survey online, with technical support provided via email. However, it also advises calling (916) 970-9948 for other questions related to the survey.

Conducting the data collection study in SLO County with the grant funding will quantify and document SLO County’s senior resident needs.

Linda Belch, the deputy director of county Adult and Children’s Services, anticipates an increase in the number of senior residents in SLO County. According to latest data from SLO Health Counts, the age group has been steadily growing over the past decade. In 2012, people older than the age of 65 made up 16.2 percent of county population. As of 2022, they comprised 22.3 percent.

“We know SLO County is a great place to retire in, so we know our aging population is going to grow,” she said.

Belch, Beck, and Adult Protective Services Program Manager Robert Diaz told New Times that the state grant is arriving at a time when local groups were already working toward addressing the needs of the older residents. The ASPC, for one, is a provider group that gathers monthly to meet human and health service needs. Representatives from the Department of Social Services, Community Action Partnership of SLO County, Dignity Health, Wilshire Community Services, and other health agencies meet to plan how to provide seniors with access to a continuum of care.

Social Services coordinates closely with hospital administration to help provide case management of sorts when older patients are released from care.

“We work with local hospital services so that there’s a warm handoff and [the seniors] are connected as they move through the system,” Belch said.

She added that her department worked for the last six months to apply for the grant. They must spend it by 2025. Social Services is poised to conduct community outreach to increase awareness about the data collection plans.

For ASPC’s Beck, receiving the grant represents the “stars aligning” because the council had been hoping to create a strategic plan to help the older population.

“[The grant] is a terrific opportunity coming exactly at the right time in the county,” Beck said. “There are enormous resources for older adults and it’s the best kept secret in the county.” ∆

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Safe parking shuffle

Residents push back on SLO’s new safe parking site proposal as the city closes its Railroad Square program

San Luis Obispo’s Railroad Square is poised to shutter its safe parking site for the homeless, but its potential future iteration has already sparked local ire.

SLO resident Anthony Bozzano lives half a mile from the city’s new proposed safe parking site in a primarily residential neighborhood on Palm Street—part of a series of rotating locations under the new program. e city favored the Palm Street strip between the SLO Vets Hall and Grand Avenue for its width and low tra c ow, but Bozzano is worried about its proximity to his home.

“I walk my child to day care every day, and that’s right where I walk through,” he said. “I felt like it’s pretty irresponsible of the city to force the people who live in that neighborhood to deal with the interim parking without really taking their input.”

City o cials are engaging in a slew of actions to soon close the railroad safe parking program and open a new version, but community members say they weren’t included in that process.

On July 27, the city announced that the existing site would stop functioning on Aug. 27. at announcement also revealed that during its July 12 meeting, the Planning Commission approved a conditional use permit for Community Action Partnership of San Luis Obispo County (CAPSLO) to o cially oversee di erent safe parking sites across the city.

SLO Homelessness Response Manager

Daisy Wiberg mentioned during the July 12 Planning Commission meeting that the city identi ed a portion of Palm Street adjacent to the Vets Hall as an interim safe parking site.

It took the city’s Community Development Department until Aug. 4 to notify property owners and residents within 300 feet of the proposed Palm Street site about the project and location selection. Residents had until Aug. 14 to submit their comments. Letters of opposition ooded City Hall by the time the SLO City Council gathered to meet the following day.

“Given the recent reports at the county parking site, expanding beyond Prado and the Railroad District into a residential neighborhood is a poorly placed ‘Band-Aid,’” Bozzano wrote in an email to the city. “ ere are plenty of wide streets, with little through tra c between 7 p.m. [and] 7 a.m., within the commercial and manufacturing zones outside of SLO City’s residential areas, that can serve this purpose better than Palm Street.”

In the wake of a growing homelessness crisis, SLO’s temporary railroad safe parking site has been open since March 2021, serving unhoused people living out of their vehicles. e pilot program underwent a reboot last February to correct past mistakes and

streamline resources for its participants. At the time, program leaders from CAPSLO and the city told New Times the site was “loosely managed” and “light touch.” ey ranked it as the lowest in level of care compared to the county-run Oklahoma Avenue safe parking site and the city-managed parking program at 40 Prado.

Last September, the Railroad Square safe parking site became cause for concern again when the city noti ed the San Luis Obispo Railroad Museum and its neighbors about upcoming plans to make the parking program permanent. Business owners, their patrons, and neighbors complained about the parking nuisances, occasional alleged verbal harassment, and “human waste, trash, and drug paraphernalia,” according to past New Times reporting. City o cials then delayed the hearing to make the site permanent.

Now, the city is faced with another postponement. Based on the mass feedback from the public, Director of Community Development Timothea Tway deferred the decision about nalizing the Palm Street location proposal to the Planning Commission. e commission will discuss approving or denying that location at an uncon rmed date in September. Its decision will then be subject to a 10-day appeal period, and if appealed, the SLO City Council will step in for the nal determination. City o cials hope that the rst rotating safe parking site will be ready for use by Oct. 1.

Wiberg, SLO’s homelessness response manager, said that the railroad safe parking site worked within the timeline of the local emergency COVID-19 resolution.

“ at was instated during the pandemic and with the statewide emergency order being lifted on Feb. 28, the city had 180 days to continue operating the program at that location per that resolution,” Wiberg said.

“We had 180 days to continue the program, which gets us to Aug. 27.”

As of Aug. 21, the railroad safe parking site housed 38 people. Wiberg called it a success and as the homelessness response manager, she’s currently in talks with faith leaders to secure multiple locations to add to the proposed list of rotating safe parking sites. Each site is expected to host the program for one or two months and not more than 120 days.

Wiberg stressed that the city’s rotating safe parking program is different from the county’s contentious Oklahoma Avenue parking program not just because of its temporary nature.

“We’ve heard a desire from the faith community of wanting to help,” she said. “We’ve seen with the safe parking program at the railroad location, participants very organically build a sense of community amongst themselves. We felt that partnering with the faith community would be another extension of community for them.”

Wiberg stressed that the city’s rotating safe parking program is di erent from the county’s contentious Oklahoma Avenue parking program not just because of its temporary nature. It also better adheres to the city’s understanding of “safe parking.”

Sometimes that gets lost in translation,” she said. “A church that’s trying to start a program doesn’t have the sta to start it and then having to look into an agency to help provide that support.”

While SLO city sta consult with New Beginnings and other groups about improving the proposed safe parking program, residents like Bozzano are concerned about what enforcement—or the lack of it—can look like in the future. Along with a group of neighbors, Bozzano contacted SLO Parking Program Manager Gaven Hussey in June about setting up

“ e county’s safe parking site was 24 hours a day, and ours is overnight parking from 7 p.m. to 7 a.m.,” she said. “ e true de nition of safe parking is the overnight model.”

At the SLO City Council meeting on Aug. 15, Wiberg also touted New Beginnings—the city of Santa Barbara’s safe parking program—as a successful model to emulate. SLO also sought inspiration from the city of Fremont’s safe parking host site program that relies on the rotating structure with ve church sites.

Act now!

Cassie Roach, the program manager of Santa Barbara’s New Beginnings, told New Times that the success of the 19-year-old program that oversees 26 safe parking locations has o cials contact them for advice from across the nation. e frequency prompted the group to create a best practices manual that’s on its second edition now.

According to Roach, other communities all ask for pointers on the same facet of New Beginnings’ approach.

“It’s the case management piece.

a residential parking district because of shrinking parking spaces.

“Parking Services currently does not have the sta ng resources to implement or enforce new parking districts or expand existing districts and have an item before Council on July 11,” Hussey wrote in his reply via email to Bozzano. “We are currently in the process of asking the City Council permission to temporarily suspend the formation of new or expansion of existing districts.”

Wiberg told New Times that general parking enforcement issues are separate from the safe parking program. e Railroad Square safe parking site is currently administered by CAPSLO’s rights and responsibilities document, she added. A similar document will be used for the rotating sites too, with more enforcement details to be nalized after the Planning Commission’s September meeting. ∆

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Rainbow resource

ichole Schmitz has spent the last three years working to organize a library she considers invaluable to herself and the entire community of San Luis Obispo.

“It wasn’t so much that all of the books and resources were unknown, but more where they were at—it was all over the place,” Schmitz said laughing.

Thanks to her efforts, the Gala Pride and Diversity Center is opening the Halter Library to the public—offering more than 3,200 books and 240 DVDs on various LGBTQ-plus topics for all to use.

“I am hoping that this will get out to a broader spectrum of people who will understand that we are accepting of those who are interested in being part of our wonderful community,” Schmitz said. “It is community driven both in how we want the library to be used and how it was built by donations.”

While the task seemed daunting at first, Schmitz—a transgender woman—said she had a unique tool to help optimize the organization.

“Before transitioning, I was a software developer so I have extensive experience in that area,” she said. “I created a very rudimentary database using Microsoft Access to help tackle the task at hand.”

Schmitz said that there had been prior efforts to organize the library at Gala but when she made that initial database she found that nearly 50 percent of the supposed records were inaccurate.

“It cut my work in half basically,” she said. “I was able to import what was accurate into my list, and then it was all up to me from there.”

Luckily, she found that while the books were scattered and often unlabeled, they were at least organized into fiction and nonfiction.

“I was able to go from left to right, along the way making note of what was already properly organized and cataloged and what wasn’t,” she said. “Fortunately, I have had plenty of time to do this since two of the three years I’ve made this effort to organize were when the center was closed due to the pandemic.”

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Beyond the joy of uncovering long-lost books, Schmitz said she often came across pieces that spoke to her.

“When I found a subject or a book that was interesting to me, I would add it to this little field I called ‘Nikki’s Choice’ that I could go back and look through once I was done,” she said. “I ended up saving nearly 1,000 titles, so I’ve got quite a bit of catching up to do.”

Schmitz also found herself growing alongside her database as she worked over the past three years, realizing she gained a clearer understanding of who she was and wanted to be.

“At the time I started organizing, I had just begun my transition process as well, and by doing this I was hoping that I would meet more people like me in the community,” she said. “That ended up being the case and was so important to me to get to where I am now.”

It’s something she hopes that—with the help of the Gala library—everyone can come to understand, regardless of whether they are on the LGBTQ-plus spectrum or not.

“There are a lot of people who may not be on the spectrum but they are allies of those of us who are,” Schmitz said. “A lot of those people are very strong in their beliefs and how much they want to support us, so having a resource like this for them to cite is so important.”

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Along the way, Schmitz said she would often come across books that piqued her interest and even surprised Gala Director of Operations Serrin Ruggles (who uses they/them pronouns).

“Serrin is very knowledgeable of the works in the library, but there were a few titles that even surprised them that we had lost to the years,” Schmitz said with a laugh. “There were even some Serrin had no clue had even existed until I uncovered them.”

• Woods Humane Society and Petco are teaming up to provide local pets with free vaccines through a clinic held on Aug. 25. The clinic is the second of its kind to offer free DAPPPv canine and HCP feline vaccines in addition to other services for a low cost. It is just one of the multiple efforts being made by Petco Love’s national vaccination initiative to provide 1 million free pet vaccines to family pets in need. The appointmentbased clinic will be held at Woods Humane Society’s North County campus at 2300 Ramona Road, Atascadero, from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. To schedule an appointment, visit spayslocounty.com. ∆

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A call to action

CalGEM needs to get its act together and punish bad actors in the oil industry instead of rewarding them

On Aug. 18, 2023, the state Department of Conservation’s California Geologic Energy Management Division (CalGEM) released the Cost Estimate Regulations for Oil and Gas Operations for official public comment under the Administrative Procedures Act.

The regulations provide requirements and methods for oil and gas operators to submit their cost estimates for plugging and abandoning of wells, decommissioning facilities, and site remediation on a specified schedule. The release begins a public comment period that ends on Oct. 4.

Public comment or questions can be submitted to: calgemcostestimates@ conservation.ca.gov.

There are 44 abandoned wells in our backyard here in SLO County, and I am pissed. Seven years trying to get them capped and sealed. I encourage everyone to write a comment because we are all within spitting distance of the oil industry’s blatant, deadly health and safety violations. And, Biden signed onto granting operators with abandoned wells financial assistance. That’s not mentioned anywhere.

My comment:

Oil companies had a total sale of $1 trillion in 2022. And rather than imposing a $25,000 a day fine for failure to plug and seal their abandoned wells per the conditions precedent to issuing a permit to drill, we are looking to subsidize and bail out offending and violating oil companies

Boycotts work, and we can boycott Big Carrot

If you are outraged by the Carrot Kingpins, Bolthouse Farms and Grimmway Farms, seeking to hog water rights at the expense of Cuyama residents and their school, then boycott all their products. We can buy fresh and delicious carrots at our local farmers’ markets. Remember that the late Cesar Chavez organized the Wrath of Grapes Boycott back in 1968. Eventually the strategy was effective in improving the deplorable conditions of farmworkers.

Help us halt habitat degradation in Atascadero

Let’s park 262 RVs on 6 acres in the Salinas River flood plain in Atascadero!

Right where hikers, horse riders, bicyclers, dog walkers, bird watchers, and nature lovers enter the historic De Anza trial along the river. The city Planning

that have, with intention and forethought, refused to plug and seal abandoned wells.

You are asking taxpayers, who are not shareholders in these private companies and who do not receive any dividends from those extraordinary profits, to donate our hard-earned tax dollars towards capping and sealing oil companies’ willful neglect and sickening, careless, and deliberate safety code violations.

Those companies are bonded and insured. And you, CalGEM, delivered an order on Feb. 15, 2017, to all drilling operations with abandoned wells to seal them immediately or else. And the or else was a shutdown of the operation and a $25,000 a day per

institutionalized self-regulation for an industry that has a history of violating and ignoring any form of principles, ethics, and good business practices. Self-regulation is not conducive to and does not speak for the collective, the human factor of cause and effect on living, breathing beings. This form of governing is void of moral and ethical consequences that most certainly are going to adversely affect the principles of fair, beneficial, and cohesive application inherent upon social living beings.

If you had done your job seven years ago and applied the principles of moral turpitude to the oil industry, we would not be having this conversation. The oil industry played you, and you allowed it, and now you are playing us for the fool. Well, we are not buying it. We are not fools, and we know what is going on.

I object to one single dollar going to committing grand larceny to hijack taxpayer dollars to enrich professional criminals and reward them for screwing us over.

The deal was for the operators to cap, seal, and secure decommissioned wells immediately and restore the area to its original condition.

well penalty until the offending wells were rendered capped, sealed, and certified safe.

Your agency reneged on the order and simply walked away and did nothing. No enforcement of the penalties or closure of illegal operations was implemented. Really a colossal breach of trust and duty to uphold and enforce safety and health codes for our safety and well-being.

This form of neglect on your part

Commission OKed this plan on July 18 without any review of its recreational or environmental effects or looking for other suitable sites in town, giving it a “categorical exemption” from CEQA (California Environmental Quality Act).

Two appeals have been filed opposing this project. They’ll be heard by the City Council on Sept. 26.

The Salinas River habitat for the beavers, fish, birds (bald eagles, etc.), trees, and plants living there has already been degraded by years of trash, illegal dumping, off-road vehicles, and pollution.

Three of the seven planning commissioners voted to deny this project because it’s either inconsistent with the current general plan’s open space policy or with the goals for its updated version due in a few months. One vote gave this plan its approval.

We can halt further damage to this precious source of life, water, recreation, and beauty. But it will take your voice to make it happen.

Please join us on Sept. 26 to do so.

So, to fix this miscarriage of justice and gross infringement on our sense of safety and well-being, here’s the deal: Enforce the original agreement with the operators obliged to cap and seal the abandoned wells at their expense with the stipulation and understanding that a fine of $25,000 per day per well will be imposed until and when the condition is signed off as completed and certified safe.

That’s the deal. That’s what was originally agreed upon, and that is what we expect to happen going forward.

We, the taxpaying public, are not obliged to remedy and rectify bad business practices with our tax dollars. We are not a party to this agreement with the oil industry and therefore do not agree to any taxpayer monies going to enhance trillionaires’ bottom line at our expense.

This hearing is a frivolous display of action and waste of our precious time and resources. The issue at stake here is not about getting cost estimates but rather about the execution of satisfying the plugging and sealing of decommissioned wells by the responsible party upon order to do so.

It is useless to prove that which, when proved, is not relevant. The cost of plugging and sealing is not relevant to the actual previously mandated plugging and sealing. May I remind you that the effect of law consists in the execution. The issue here is not asking a question about cost but rather giving the order to plug the dangerous abandoned wells now. Do your job, give the order to plug and seal those wells now. He who gives the order is taken himself to be the doer. Someone has to do it. And that someone is you, CalGEM. Do it.

Monies collected in fines go into enforcement, manpower, equipment, whatever is needed to ensure compliance with health and safety rules and regulations for our greater good and well-being. There are more than 150,000 uncapped, illegal wells. You do the math. ∆

Jean’ne Blackwell writes to New Times from San Luis Obispo. Write a response for publication to letters@newtimesslo.com.

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We, the taxpaying public, are not obliged to remedy and rectify bad business practices with our tax dollars.

Melanie Cofield & Tyler Walter

Melanie Cofield and Tyler Walter were united in marriage on Saturday, June 3rd 2023 at the RS Bar Ranch, a private hunting ranch in Paicines where the groom and his family have hunted for 20 years.

The groom is the son of Donnie and Nancy Walter and is a San Luis Obispo native. He works at his family’s business, Walter Brothers Construction. The bride is the daughter of Patrick Cofield and Shannon Bell, and is from Amador County, CA. She is a NICU RN at our local community hospital.

The bride wore an Alyssa Kristin gown and was adorned with pearls, including a cathedral length pearl veil, her grandmother’s pearl necklace, and a pearl bracelet gifted by the bride’s mother. She was escorted by her father. She carried a colorful bouquet of roses, peonies, ranunculus, and belladonna, some of the bride and the grooms’ favorite flowers. The aisle was lined with all-white arrangements of larkspur, delphinium, carnations, and roses. The groom wore a light blue suit and was escorted by his parents and the family dog, Jake. He carried a coin from the bride and special gifts from his parents. The couple shared tears throughout their emotional ceremony.

The couple was married by Chris Bertilacchi. The bridal party included best man Daniel Greim, maid of honor and sister-of-the-bride Allison Cofield, and long-time friends Richard Alvarez and Ella Adam. The ceremony was concluded with a cow hide-branding to symbolize unity, and the couple shared vows privately afterward to commemorate the sacredness of their marriage.

The couple honeymooned at Alisal Ranch, and are enjoying being newlyweds in their San Luis Obispo home. •

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What’s Your Take?

The jury is in

The plan to save the Paso Robles Groundwater Basin is failing.

In 2014, the California Legislature passed the Sustainable Groundwater Management Act (SGMA), requiring local communities to form groundwater sustainability plans (GSPs) to be administered by groundwater sustainability agencies (GSAs).

If you’ve been following the saga of the critically overdrafted Paso Robles Groundwater Basin for the last 10 years, the following news may depress you, but it probably won’t surprise you. Some things have changed over that time—the basin now has a groundwater sustainability agency and a groundwater sustainability plan—but some other things have not, including the mindset that still believes the problem can be solved by voluntary conservation, supplemental water projects, and digging deeper wells.

On June 23, the SLO County grand jury released its report on the Paso Robles Groundwater Basin. It’s a stark accounting of the failure of the Paso Basin Groundwater Sustainability Plan and GSAs. The grand jury found that “without faster progress toward a sustainable basin, more rural resident wells will continue to go dry and water quality could deteriorate.”

For years, the Santa Lucia Chapter of the Sierra Club and North County Watch have submitted comments to the California Department of Water Resources, the county, and other decision-makers that have said pretty much the same things the grand jury report says.

The various GSAs responsible for governance of the basin and the development and implementation of a GSP meet under the umbrella of the Paso Basin Cooperative Committee (PBCC). The report notes that the PBCC has held a lot of meetings since its formation in 2017, but, as the grand jury delicately put it, “although continued outreach and engagement of stakeholders is necessary and ongoing, the PBCC will need to take immediate action.”

The main body of the report is 28 pages long, so let’s just hit the highlights from the summary of findings and recommendations:

• The Paso basin is in decline and the water deficit continues as noted in the GSP and annual reports.

• The well monitoring network (water levels) dataset is incomplete and does not provide information from some key areas.

• The dataset on agricultural user pumping volumes (extractions) is incomplete.

• Neither feasible supplemental water options nor conservation measures can balance the basin.

• The combination of drought conditions and increased agricultural lands in production has resulted in an unsustainable decline in the Paso basin.

• Since 1998 there has been a more than 700,000 acre-foot reduction of groundwater storage, resulting in dry wells for many rural residential properties and jeopardizing longterm agricultural viability.

• The current number and location of groundwater monitoring well data collected by the PBCC is insufficient for decision making.

• The PBCC currently does not require or have full access to the annual volume of groundwater pumping by all agricultural users to determine the extent of the demand on the basin.

• The GSP initiatives for feasible supplemental water options and conservation measures are insufficient to balance the basin.

Basin recovery depends upon reduction in active agricultural production pumping.

• The failure of the PBCC to apply equitable pumping restrictions has resulted in continued decline of the Paso Basin.

• Public information and outreach on Paso Basin status is inadequate.

• Fees that would make the GSP selfsustaining are not uniformly applied across the GSAs.

• Rural residential wells remain at risk. Many rural residential users lack the resources and means to correct the situation.

• Management efforts have not advanced sufficiently to begin regulation of basin activities.

• The GSAs need to expedite their plans to expand the monitoring network for use in the 2025 GSP update.

• The GSAs need to employ the most accurate satellite data for determining groundwater utilization or adopt regulations that mandate reporting of groundwater extraction for agricultural production wells within the Paso basin by the 2025 GSP update.

• Voluntary land fallowing needs to be initiated by the 2025 GSP update. If voluntary measures are ineffective, the PBCC will need to implement a mandatory program.

• The GSAs must establish and implement the necessary governance structure to build public trust and execute procedures up to and including formal regulations to define equitable groundwater extractions and enforcement mechanisms.

These problems are not confined to Paso. By coincidence, as the grand jury was preparing its report, the Groundwater Leadership Forum was performing a similar review on a statewide level. The forum reviewed more than 19,000 pages of data and found that groundwater sustainability plans are generally failing to achieve the goals of California’s Sustainable Groundwater Management Act, as telegraphed by the title of their report, “Achieving Groundwater Access for All - Why Groundwater Sustainability Plans are Failing Many Users.”

The San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors, Paso Basin Cooperative Committee, and Shandon-San Juan Water District are required to respond to the grand jury report. Responses by county agencies to grand jury reports frequently bear the unmistakable stamp of file and forget. This time let’s hope the responses acknowledge reality and what needs to be done to deal with it. ∆

Andrew Christie is the executive director of the Santa Lucia Chapter of the Sierra Club. Respond with a letter to the editor by emailing it to letters@newtimesslo.com.

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Not it!

If there’s one thing everyone seems to agree on, it’s that they don’t want unhoused people who live out of their cars parked anywhere near them.

“Not in my backyard … or front yard or side street, or neighborhood, or town, or state, or country, or continent, or hemisphere, or planet. Get out of here, losers.”

Last September, San Luis Obispo announced its plans to make permanent its current safe parking program at Railroad Square, but after complaints from neighbors, nearby business owners, and their customers, the city agreed to close the site this Aug. 27 and begin a program of rotating safe parking to various locations, the first being Palm Street near the SLO Vets Hall on Grand Avenue

Guess what happened next?

Yeah, a big “no, thanks,” from people living in that neighborhood. Apparently, homeless people shouldn’t be around other people’s homes because … look, I don’t really know why. Are the unhoused dangerous?

OK, according to past New Times reporting, those complaining about Railroad Square have noted parking nuisances, some alleged verbal harassment, and “human waste, trash, and drug paraphernalia.”

That’s obviously not cool, but if you don’t have access to a bathroom, a trash can, and the comforts of a home, you do your business where you must, right?

But I get it, Palm Street residents. You already have a bunch of drunk college kids stumbling around your neighborhood, barfing on your lawns, and peeing in your bushes, so why add homeless people into the mix? Once again, the powers that be have presented a misguided “solution” to an ongoing problem that just won’t go away.

The Palm Street area was supposed to begin its one- or two-month but not more than 120-day stint as the new location beginning on Oct. 1, but neighbors’ ire was enough to put the plan on hold, momentarily. After letters opposing the plan poured into City Hall, the SLO City Council agreed to defer the decision about the Palm Street location to the Planning Commission, who’ll discuss the plan in September, and after its decision is announced, angry residents will have 10 days to sharpen their pencils and stab commissioners, er, I mean file an appeal, unless the commission decides to put all of SLO’s homeless population on a rocket ship and hurl it into space, which might be the only place people won’t drop their NIMBY bombs.

If, on the other hand, the commission says, “Eff-you, Palm Street residents,” and if an inevitable appeal fails, car campers can begin parking at the new safe site on Oct. 1.

I’m no Cassandra, but if I was the prognosticating type, my guess is the Planning Commission will agree with Palm

PARK. PAY. PLAY.

Street residents that their neighborhood is a bad fit, and a new location will be decided upon, and its neighbors will pour their vitriol into City Hall, and we can repeat this process until we find an actual solution to homelessness, like, for instance, putting people in homes.

About that idea, I can see into the future, and it ain’t gonna happen.

You know what else people don’t want in their neighborhoods? A gas station, car wash, and convenience store.

I know! You might think, “Hey, handy dino juice, smokes, and snacks would be bitchin,” but the Templeton Area Advisory Group (TAAG) thinks the proposed project, East Bennett Village, is wrong for Templeton.

First proposed in 2021, the project has been sent back to its developer Doug Filipponi for revision three times, and finally its current iteration has been approved. Only three of the five commissioners were in attendance at the Aug. 12 approval meeting, but two of the three—District 5’s Don Campbell and District 1’s Alex Villicana said, “Cool-cool, Doug! Go for it.”

Chairperson and District 3’s Kristina SimpsonSpearman voted no, and I think the members of TAAG were wondering where District 4’s Mariam Shah and District 2’s Anne Wyatt were on Aug. 12, hm? Really coulda used ya in there, sisters.

Jarboe set up a gofundme.com campaign and raised the requisite $850 to file an appeal, which is due Aug. 24, to stop the project from going forward.

I have to admit, as gas stations go, it does seem a tad excessive for its location within 500 feet of residential areas, even with its revisions.

Filipponi removed the plans for a fastfood restaurant and car wash, but he asked to increase the convenience store’s hours of operation to 24 hours a day, and he asked to increase the size of the store’s floor plan from 3,200 square feet to 5,200, and he wants to increase gas storage tanks from 20,000 gallons—the current SLO County code limit—to 40,000. He did agree to reduce the proposed signage for the business from 1,229 square feet to 802 square feet, which is only a bit more than three times the size normally allowed, down from more than five times he originally proposed.

Speak up!

Send us your views and opinion to letters@newtimesslo.com.

I mean, come on, neighbors? What could go wrong? Tanker trucks filling up storage tanks at all hours, a huge glaring “East Bennett Village” sign lighting up the sky, people coming and going 24/7? It could be worse. There could be safe parking for homeless people there instead. ∆

TAAG already made its opposition known, so Templeton resident Joseph

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12:00 PM & 12:30 PM

The San Luis Obispo County Early Warning System sirens will be tested on Saturday, August 26.

Sirens will sound at 12:00 pm and again at 12:30 pm for three minutes. During the tests, no action is required on the part of the public.

Local radio and television stations will conduct normal programming during the tests. If you hear the sirens at any other time, tune to a local radio or television station for important emergency information. When at sea, tune to Marine Channel 16.

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Colors of Conservation, an art fundraiser to support open spaces through the Land Conservatory of SLO County, will be held at the Octagon Barn Center on Friday, Aug. 25, from 5 to 8 p.m., and Saturday, Aug. 26, from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. The showcase includes artworks by members of the San Luis Outdoor Painters for the Environment. For more info, visit slope-painters.com. The Octagon Barn Center is located at 4400 Octagon Way, San Luis Obispo.

ARTS

NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY

ASSEMBLAGES OF STEVE DAYTON Steve divides his time between creating assemblages and abstract painting on wood panels. The assemblages are made by taking small hand built familiar objects and motifs and placing them in box frames to create absurd scenes that include absurd and humorous titles. Through Aug. 29, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

CALL FOR ARTISTS: FALL JURIED

EXHIBIT The Cambria Center for the Arts invites community artists to participate in the Fall Juried Art Exhibit featuring juror Frank Eber. Submissions take place online Sept. 1 through 5. Exhibit runs Sept. 8 through Nov. 5. Fridays-Sundays. through Sept. 5 805-927-8190. cambriaarts.org. Cambria Center for the Arts, 1350 Main St., Cambria.

COASTAL WINE AND PAINT PARTY

Listen to music while enjoying an afternoon of creativity, sipping, and mingling. Event lasts up to 2 hours. The party includes a complimentary glass of wine and canvas with materials. Saturdays, 12-2 p.m. $55. 805-394-5560. coastalwineandpaint.com.

Harmony Cafe at the Pewter Plough, 824 Main St., Cambria.

COSTA GALLERY SHOWCASES Features works by Ellen Jewett as well as 20 other local artists, and artists from southern and northern California. Jewett’s work is also on display at Nautical Bean in Laguna shopping center during February. ThursdaysSaturdays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and Sundays, 12-4 p.m. 559-799-9632. costagallery.com. Costa Gallery, 2087 10th St., Los Osos.

FIBER ART BY GAY MCNEAL McNeal

possesses an appreciation of the

multifaceted role that fiber has played in the art and material cultures of many ethnic societies, and her creative high comes from the actual process of trying out the multitude of techniques, both old and new. Through Aug. 30, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

FINE ART FUSED GLASS BY LINDA HILL

Linda Hill is a fused glass artist living and working in Los Osos. Linda has been working at her craft for more than 20 years and she loves color, patterns, shapes, and creating fused glass art. Mondays, Wednesdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through Sept. 29 Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

FINE ART WATERCOLORS BY NANCY

JENSEN Nancy Jensen celebrates the simple joys of living on the central coast of California. In her watercolor paintings, she honors the fruits of the harvest in local vineyards, the springtime surprises of bright wildflowers, and blooming gardens and the Central Coast as a whole. Mondays, Wednesdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through Sept. 29 Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

FINE ART WATERCOLORS BY VIRGINIA

MACK Virginia, along with her late husband John, also an artist, have spent endless hours exploring the back roads of San Luis Obispo County seeking those bits of landscape and the birds that are visually stimulating or interesting. Virginia works primarily in watercolors. Through Aug. 29, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

FOREVER STOKED PAINT PARTY Join us at the gallery, for a few hours to travel on a creative paint journey. You will receive as much or as little instruction as you prefer. No artistic experience is necessary.

Saturdays, 7-9 p.m. $45. 805-772-9095. Forever Stoked, 1164

Quintana Rd., Morro Bay. GALLERY AT MARINA SQUARE PRESENTS

FINE ART PHOTOGRAPHY GROUP SHOW: WILD AUTUMN A group photography show with Alice Cahill, Michael Johnston, Jessica Weiss, Lynda Roeller, and Liz Linzmeier. These wonderful photograpers will be showcasing their amazing photographs of the wild animals, horses, seals, otters, whales, birds, and autumn mood scenes that our visitors love.

Mondays, Wednesdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through Sept. 29 Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

LANDSCAPE INTO ART BY DONALD ARCHER Archer’s exhibit, Landscape into Art, is on display through the end of August. Mondays-Sundays. through Aug. 31 Cambria Library, 1043 Main St., Cambria.

LIFESPAN OF A FACT Presented by By the Sea Productions. A staged reading. Sept. 1-3 my805tix.com. By The Sea Productions, 545 Shasta Ave., Morro Bay.

METAL ART BY TRUDI GILLIAM Gilliam creates her sculptures using copper, brass, nickel/silver, and found objects. This new series of whales and birds uses copper and sea glass. ongoing 805-772-9955. Seven Sisters Gallery, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 8, Morro Bay, sevensistersgalleryca.com.

MORRO BAY ART IN THE PARK Morro Bay Art in the Park is the second oldest art show in the state of California. This event was established in 1955 and is in its 68th annual year. 100 fine artists from all over California attend this event Sept. 2 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sept. 3 10 a.m.-5 p.m. morrobayartinthepark.com. Morro Bay City Park, Corner of Morro Bay Blvd. and Harbor St., Morro Bay.

MOSAIC DRIFTWOOD Choose from Joan’s vast selection of beautiful, local driftwood. Add your colorful choice of baubles, beads, shells, and other glass pieces. Preregistration required. Sept. 3 10 a.m.-noon $50. 805-286-5993.

New Times and the Sun now share their community listings for a complete Central Coast calendar running from SLO County through northern Santa Barbara County. Submit events online by logging in with your Google, Facebook, or Twitter account at newtimesslo.com. You may also email calendar@newtimesslo. com. Deadline is one week before the issue date on Thursdays. Submissions are subject to editing and approval. Contact Calendar Editor Caleb Wiseblood directly at cwiseblood@newtimesslo.com.

CreativeMeTime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. MOSAIC MIRRORS USING PLATES Learn mosaic basics to create a one-of-a-kind mirror all in less than three hours. Select from pre-cut plate pieces, baubles, and beads to create a custom mirror that’s perfect to adorn your home or give as a gift. Great for all levels. Preregistration required. Aug. 27 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $70. 805-286-5993. CreativeMeTime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

MOSAIC SUNFLOWER GLASS BLOCK Form a beautiful sunflower using pre-cut glass petals. Then add the center glass ‘sunflower seeds’ and a pretty blue background. This is an easy no grout project that’s great for all skill levels. Preregistration required. Aug. 26 10 a.m.-1 p.m. $75. 805-286-5993. CreativeMeTime. com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

MOSAIC TRIVET WORKSHOP During this workshop, you will learn how to design and create a mosaic trivet. You will learn how to select materials, lay out a pleasing pattern, and adhere the tiles to the trivet base. You will learn how to properly grout and seal your project. ongoing, 1-4 p.m. $60. 805-7722504. artcentermorrobay.org/index.php/ workshops/. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

PAINT ON WINE GLASSES Joan will guide you through the process of painting two wine glasses during this fun and easy event that’s perfect for all skill levels. Sept. 2 1-2:30 p.m. $35. 805-286-5993. CreativeMeTime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

THE PLEIN AIR TEAM Acrylic artist, Nancy Lynn, and husband, watercolorist, Robert Fleming, have an ongoing show of originals and giclee prints of Morro Bay and local birds. ongoing 805-772-9955. Seven Sisters Gallery, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 8, Morro Bay, sevensistersgalleryca.com.

THE REBOOT: STORYTELLING

REIMAGINED (THEME: FOOD) This month, seasoned local tellers and fresh first-timers share true personal stories around food (kitchen dramas, chef fails, fasting, feasting, missing ingredients and spicing it up). Aug. 25, 7-9:15 p.m. Free. 805-772-9225. facebook. com/the.reboot4u. Top Dog Coffee Bar, 857 Main St., Morro Bay.

SEA GLASS HAMMERED METAL JEWELRY

Great for all skill levels. Create a gorgeous sea glass necklace and two pierced earrings. Everything is provided to complete the projects including metal, local sea glass, jewelry findings, and use of tools. Preregistration required. Sept. 2 10 a.m.-noon $50. 805-286-5993. CreativeMeTime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

SLOFUNNY COMEDY GYM A monthly showcase for local comedians, held at Central Coast Pizza in Los Osos. Each month the Gym features eight local SLO County comedians. Aug. 27, 7-9 p.m. my805tix.com. Central Coast Pizza, 1050 Los Osos Valley Road, Los Osos.

SLOFUNNY COMEDY SHOW Hosted by Jon Huck. Visit site for full lineup and more info. Aug. 26 6:30 & 9 p.m. my805tix.com. The Savory Palette (formerly Morro Bay Wine Seller), 601 Embarcadero, Morro Bay, (805) 679-3326 / (805) 858-8440.

TOM GOULD: CONNECTIONS Seeking original art of all types, large and small, to exhibit concurrently with next featured artist: Tom Gould. Submit up to four pieces online June 28 through July 2. Fridays-Sundays, 12-4 p.m. through Aug. 27 Free. 805-927-8190. cambriaarts.org. Cambria Center for the Arts, 1350 Main St., Cambria.

NORTH SLO COUNTY

ART GALLERY OPENING Showcasing artwork of Susan Lyon, Kathy Madonna, and Maryanne Nucci. First Saturday of every month, 4-7 p.m. Free. Pocket Gallery on Pine, 849 13th Street, Paso Robles, 805-440-7152.

THE ARTERY’S 20TH ANNIVERSARY PARTY Celebrate The ARTery’s 20th anniversary. Enjoy a day of art activities, interactive demos, and exclusive discounts. Into the evening anticipate refreshments plus a pop-up by SLO Meltdown. Come celebrate creativity and community spirit. Aug. 26 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 805-464-0533. the1artery.com/events/

party. The ARTery, 5890 Traffic Way, Atascadero.

CLAY MUSHROOM MAKING WORKSHOP

Come create two small decorative mushroom sculptures using house made paper clay. Fridays, 6-8 p.m. through Sept. 15 $96. 805-460-6803. thepotteryatascadero.com/ workshops. The Pottery, 5983 Entrada Ave., Atascadero.

DATE NIGHT Couples or friends, bring a bottle of wine and enjoy creative night out. Have fun and get messy as we walk you through the basics of throwing on the potter’s wheel. Create a unique piece of pottery, then choose your glaze. Fridays, noon through Aug. 25 $144. 805-460-6803. thepotteryatascadero.com/datenight. The Pottery, 5983 Entrada Ave., Atascadero.

DEPRISE BRESCIA ART GALLERY: OPEN

DAILY Features a large selection of encaustic art, sculpted paintings, art installations, acrylic palette knife paintings, digital art, glass, jewelry, stones, fossils, and a butterfly sculpture garden. ongoing DepriseBrescia.com. Deprise Brescia Art Gallery, 829 10th St., Paso Robles, 310-621-7543.

EVENING OF COMEDY FROM HEMINGWAY’S STEAKHOUSE GA tickets are theater seating. VIP tickets get preferred table seating and food and drink service at the table. First Saturday of every month, 8-10 p.m. through Dec. 6 $38-$55. 805-369-1017. Park Ballroom, 1232 Park St., Paso Robles, ehsteaks.com.

FIRST SATURDAY: WINE, MUSIC, AND ART

The grand opening of a new wood art exhibition, A Cut Above. Enjoy wine poured by Tablas Creek and the musical stylings of John Zamora. Sept. 2 6-9 p.m. Free; $10 wine. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.

OUR CENTRAL COAST Four art associations (Atascadero Art Association, Cambria Center for the Arts, Morro Bay Art Association, and Paso Robles Art Association) come together to showcase their visions of Central Coast living. The show has been curated by Jordan Hockett. Through Aug. 27 Free. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org/events/our-central-coast/. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles. STUDIOS ON THE PARK: CLASSES AND WORKSHOPS Check site for a variety of

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classes and workshops offered. ongoing studiosonthepark.org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, 805-238-9800.

SAN LUIS OBISPO

ACTOR’S EDGE: ACTING CLASSES Actor’s Edge offers film and television acting training in San Luis Obispo, plus exposure to Los Angeles talent agents. All ages and skill levels welcome. Classes available in SLO, LA, and on zoom. ongoing $210 per month. actorsedge.com. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

ALL LEVELS POTTERY CLASSES Anam Cre is a pottery studio in SLO that offers a variety of classes. This specific class is open to any level. Teachers are present for questions, but the class feels more like an open studio time for potters. Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. $40. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, anamcre.com.

ARTIST RIKI SCHUMACHER AT ART

CENTRAL GALLERY Schumacher’s work is pensive and introspective, inspiring one to take a solitary walk on a cloudy day. Wander in to reflect on her “delicious, wistful landscapes.” Mondays-Saturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sundays, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/gallery-artists/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

CENART AFTER DARK: CENTURY 21

HOMETOWN REALTY An exhibit of pastel paintings by Bobbye West Thompson, member of the Central Coast Pastel Society (3CPS). Meet the artist during a free reception on July 7, from 5 to 8 p.m. First Friday of every month, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-235-4877. slocountyarts.org. Century 21 Hometown Realty, 599 Higuera St, Ste A, San Luis Obispo.

CERAMIC LESSONS AND MORE Now offering private one-on-one and group lessons in the ceramic arts. Both hand building and wheel throwing options. Beginners welcomed. ongoing 805-835-5893. hmcruceceramics.com/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

CLAY BABY HANDPRINTS Offers a unique experience of pressing your baby’s hand/

foot into clay so parents can cherish this time forever. Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, Sundays $55. anamcre.com/baby-handprints.

Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

CLAY: SMOKE WORKSHOP Beginners welcome. Create a clay incense burner on the wheel or a handbuilt pipe, with teachers Katie and Jason. This single day workshop allows you to come create. We will fire/glaze your pieces for you after the class date. Book online in advance. Sept. 3, 5-7 p.m. $60.

anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

THE CURIOUS INCIDENT OF THE DOG IN THE NIGHT-TIME After completely selling out two previous runs of this production, and winning 11 national awards from the Kennedy Center American College Theatre Festival (KCACTF), Cuesta Drama returns for one final remount. Directed by bree valle. Sept. 1 7:30-9

p.m., Sept. 2 2-4 & 7:30-9:30 p.m. and Sept. 3

2-4 & 7:30-9:30 p.m. $25. 805-546-3198. cuesta. universitytickets.com/. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

DATE NIGHT POTTERY Looking for a fun date night? Head to Anam Cre Pottery Studio and play with clay. Couples will learn how to throw a pot on the wheel and make a cheeseboard. Fridays, Saturdays, 6-8 p.m. $140. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, anamcre.com.

FAMILY POTTERY CLASS A family-oriented class time. Any age or level welcome. Choice of sculpting, painting. or throwing on the wheel. Children must be accompanied by participating parent. Saturdays, 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. through Aug. 26 $35. anamcre.com.

Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

FIRST FRIDAYS Visit SLOMA on the first Friday of each month for exhibition openings, music, and wines provided by regional winery partners. Admission is free and open to the public. First Friday of every month, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/events/firstfridays/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010

Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

FREE DOCENT TOURS Gain a deeper understanding of the artwork on view with SLOMA’s new docent tours. Every Saturday, join trained guides for interactive and engaging tours of SLOMA’s current exhibitions. ongoing, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/visit/tours/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

IMPROV SHOW: LONG FORM IMPROV AND GENRES A riveting evening of live, curated improv theater featuring long form and genrebending improv styles. Aug. 31 6-8 p.m. $10. 805-858-8255. centralcoastcomedytheater. com/shows. SLO Wine and Beer Company, 3536 S. Higuera St., suite 250, San Luis Obispo.

INTERMEDIATE OIL PAINTING: ADULT

ART CLASS This class is for students who may have tried oil painting in the past but are looking to advance their skill levels. Color theory and proportion study will be a focus in the class. Mondays, 2-5 p.m. $30 per student or $75 for 3 classes. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo. com/workshops-events/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

INTERMEDIATE WHEEL SERIES: SOUL POTTER Scott Semple will be teaching this intermediate, world view ceramics course, emphasizing wheel throwing with personal style. Clay sold separate at $30. Book online in advance. Wednesdays, 5:30-7:30 p.m. through Aug. 30 $240. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

INTRO TO OIL PAINTING WITH SPENCER COLLINS The perfect class for those wanting to try oil painting for the first time. Guests discuss color theory, layering paint, and how to use various media. For ages 16 and over. Thursdays, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. $30 per class or $100 for 4 classes. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/ workshops-events/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

JAPANESE CALLIGRAPHY AND ART Owen and Kyoko Hunt from Kyoto, Japan offer classes for Japanese calligraphy (Fridays, 5:30-6:30 p.m.), a Japanese art called “haiga” (Fridays, 10-11:30 a.m.) and more at Nesting Hawk Ranch. Fridays $45. 702-335-0730.

Nesting Hawk Ranch, Call for address, San Luis Obispo.

JOHN BARRETT John Barrett was born in Detroit, Michigan in 1952 and grew up in Manhattan Beach, California. He began pursuing his career as an artist in the late 1960s influenced by his great-grandfather, a painter. Sept. 1-Nov. 27 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/exhibition/johnbarrett/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

KIDS PAINT YOUR PET The artists of ArtSocial805 will guide your child through this watercolor class. Tickets are $45 with a portion the proceeds going to Woods Humane Society. Aug. 27 1-3 p.m. $45. 805-543-9316. artsocial805.com. Woods Humane Society, 875 Oklahoma Ave., San Luis Obispo.

KIDS POTTERY CLASSES Enjoy making animal sculptures, bowls, plates, etc. Please arrive on time, not early, as venue uses the transition time between classes to sanitize. Designed to sign up on a weekly basis. Thursdays, 1:30-2:30 p.m. $40. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

LEARN TO WEAVE MONDAYS An opportunity to learn how a four-shaft loom works. You will get acquainted as a new weaver or as a refresher with lots of tips and tricks. This class includes getting to know a loom, how to prepare/dress a loom, and much much more. Mondays, 1-4 p.m. $75 monthly. 805-441-8257. Patricia Martin: Whispering Vista Studios, 224 Squire Canyon Rd, San Luis Obispo, patriciamartinartist.com.

LISA SOLOMON Solomon’s mixed media works revolve thematically around discovering her heritage, the notion of domesticity, craft, feminism, and the pursuit of art as science/ research. Through Aug. 28, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/exhibition/lisasolomon/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

ODDFELLOWS COMEDY NIGHT The SLO

Oddfellows present an evening of hilarious live comedy the first Saturday of every month. Enjoy professional comedians seen on Comedy

Central, Hulu, Netflix, and in clubs like The Punchline, Comedy Store, The Improv, and The Ice House. Food and drink available for purchase.

First Saturday of every month, 7-9 p.m. $15. 805878-2038. my805tix.com. Odd Fellows Hall, 520

Dana St., San Luis Obispo.

OPEN MIC COMEDY Sign-ups at 6:30 p.m. Hosted by Aidan Candelario. Mondays, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-540-8300. saintsbarrel.com/ event-calendar. Saints Barrel Wine Bar, 1021 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

PAINT A PRE-MADE POTTERY PIECE Paint a pre-made pottery piece. Choose from a variety of different pieces including mugs, bowls, jars, dragons, cats, etc. Priced by size, accompanied with an additional $10 firing fee per piece. Book your appointment online. Mondays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. through Aug. 28 Free appointment; prices vary based on pieces chosen. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

PARENT-CHILD POTTERY CLASS Make lasting memories with clay together as a family. For ages 6 and over. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m.-noon $70. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, anamcre.com.

PERFORMING ARTS FESTIVAL Announcing the first-ever Performing Arts Festival at Congregation Beth David. Enjoy live music, laughs, samplings from local food trucks, and family-friendly games. With performances from musician Mark Getten, comedian Danielle Durbin, and singer-songwriter Nina Storey. All are welcome. All ages. Aug. 27, 11:30 a.m.-4 p.m. $30 advanced; $35 door; free for children under 10. 805-544-0760. cbdslo.org. Congregation

Beth David, 10180 Los Osos Valley Road, San Luis Obispo.

PLEIN AIR PAINTERS OF THE CENTRAL COAST A self-directed fun group of dynamic artists who enjoy painting and sketching outdoors. Artists meet on site at various locations. Weekly plein air destinations are provided by Kirsti Wothe via email (mrswothe@yahoo.com). Wednesdays, 9 a.m.-noon SLO County, Various locations, San Luis Obispo.

POTTERY: BEGINNING WHEEL CLASS This series is a great intro to the pottery wheel. Students learn to throw various shapes, surface decorate, and glaze. Clay and firing included with admission. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $180. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

SCAB PICKER: MOLLY SEGAL Los Angelesbased painter Molly Segal’s surreal largescale watercolors explore a world with finite resources, both natural and emotional, where we find ourselves grappling with insatiable needs and limited provisions. Mondays-Fridays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. through Oct. 13 Free. 805546-3202. cuesta.edu/student/campuslife/ artgallery/index.html. Harold J. Miossi Gallery, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

SCULPTURE CLASS WITH ROD PEREZ

This weekly sculpture drop-in class gives an opportunity for potters to take on new projects and learn new techniques relating to sculptural work. Additionally, every first Friday of the month, a new project will be taught by Rod Perez for beginners. Fridays, 10 a.m.-noon $40. anamcre. com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

SENIOR CLAY CLASS Offered to the senior community as an outlet to explore the beauty of clay. For ages 60 and over. Caretakers welcome for an additional $20. Fridays, 10 a.m.-noon $40. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

SLO COMEDY UNDERGROUND OPEN MIC

NIGHT Enjoy a night of laughs provided by the local SLO Comedy Community. It’s open mic night, so anyone can perform and “you never know what you’ll see.” Tuesdays, 8 p.m. Free. Libertine Brewing Company, 1234 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, 805-548-2337, libertinebrewing.com.

SLO DRAWZ: OPEN FIGURE DRAWING

GROUP Improve your drawing skills while also building a community of supportive creatives with live models. This is not a guided class, ARTS continued page 18

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please bring your own materials. To sign up, email chantellegoldthwaite@gmail.com. Every other Thursday, 5-7 p.m. through Dec. 31 $20 per session; or $60 for a month pass. 805-7474200. instagram.com/slodrawz/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

SLODRAWZ FIGURE DRAWING GROUP

Doesn’t include guided instructions. Students are encouraged to bring whatever media they desire. Features a different nude model each session. All skill levels welcome. Fourth Monday of every month, 5-7 p.m. through Nov. 27 $20 ($3 tip recommended). 559-250-3081. spencerpoulterart.com. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

STONES IN HIS POCKETS With two actors playing more than a dozen parts. A comedic yet tragic take on the effects of the Hollywood dream in a small Irish town, taken over by a Hollywood film crew. Thursdays-Saturdays, 7-9 p.m. and Saturdays, Sundays, 2-4 p.m. through Aug. 27 $20-$38. 805-786-2440. slorep.org/ shows/stones-in-his-pockets/. SLO Rep, 888 Morro St., San Luis Obispo.

TINY POTTERS: WISE ONES AND WEE ONES PAINT For ages 4 to 6. Kids have the option to paint animals and other subjects.

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THE BOOK OF WILL By Lauren Gunderson. William Shakespeare is dead. Bad Hamlet knock-offs and children’s acting troupes litter the stages of Elizabethan London. And the King’s Men are running out of time. Rooted in real events. Aug. 25, 7 p.m. and Aug. 26

1:30 & 7 p.m. Starting at $25. 805-922-8313. pcpa.org/events/the-book-of-will. PCPA: The Pacific Conservatory Theatre, 800 S. College, Santa Maria.

CABARET Presented by SMCT. Visit site for tickets and more info. Through Aug. 27 my805tix.com. Santa Maria Civic Theatre, 1660 N. McClelland St., Santa Maria.

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30TH ANNUAL AFS 5K FUN RUN A familyfriendly fun run. Proceeds provide scholarships for Coast Union High School students planning to study in another country through AFS, a foreign exchange student program. Event at high school

Morro Bay, 805-772-2840, sttimothymorrobay. org/index.html.

CO-DEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS MEETING

Co-Dependents Anonymous (CoDA) is a Twelve Step recovery program for anyone who desires to have healthy and loving relationships with themselves and others. Meeting is hybrid (both in person and on Zoom). For information, call 805-900-5237. Saturdays, 1-2:15 p.m. Free. thecambriaconnection.org/. Cambria Connection, 1069 Main St., Cambria, (805) 927-1654.

MORRO BAY MIXED MARTIAL ARTS

Disciplines include advanced athletic performance fitness training, Thai kickboxing, and more. Beginners to advanced students welcome. Day and evening classes offered. Mondays-Saturdays, 8 a.m.-6 p.m. Call for more info. 805-701-7397. charvetmartialarts.com. Morro Bay Martial Arts, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

SOCRATES: DISCUSSION GROUP Group members present interesting and thought provoking topics of all sorts. Topics are selected in advance and moderated by volunteers. Vaccinations are necessary. Enter through wooden gate to garden area. Wednesdays, 10 a.m. 805-528-7111. Coalesce Bookstore, 845 Main St., Morro Bay, coalescebookstore.com/.

STAY YOUNG WITH QI GONG Qi gong offers great anti-aging benefits, providing a comprehensive system for improving physical, mental and emotional health. Its roots date back thousands of years in China. Learn with certified instructor Devin Wallace. Call first. Thursdays, 10-11 a.m. $10. 805-709-2227. Hardie Park, Ash Ave. and B St., Cayucos.

TAI CHI AND QI GONG: ZEN IN MOTION

Small group classes with 2019 Tai Chi Instructor of the Year. Call for time and days. Learn the Shaolin Water Style and 5 Animals Qi Gong. Beginners welcomed. Mondays, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Call for price details. 805-701-7397. charvetmartialarts.com. Morro Bay Martial Arts, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

TAI CHI CHUN CERTIFICATION With the

2019 Tai Chi Instructor of the year. Ongoing courses. ongoing Call for price. 805-701-7397. charvetmartialarts.com. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

HUCK EVERLASTING

Actor, writer, and comedian Jon Huck will host SLOFunny Comedy at the Savory Palette in Morro Bay on Saturday, Aug. 26, at 6:30 and 9 p.m. This live comedy event’s lineup includes sets from Dave Carter, Kym Kral, Jeremiah Nation, and headliner Ryan Stout. Tickets are available in advance at my805tix.com. Visit facebook.com/slofunny for more info. The Savory Palette is located at 601 Embarcadero Lane, Morro Bay. —C.W.

Tuesdays, 10:30-11:30 a.m. $30. anamcre. com/booking. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

VANESSA WALLACE-GONZALES

Wallace-Gonzales is a Black-Latinx and Santa Barbara-based artist who uses elements of mythology to explore her identity and personal experiences. Through Oct. 2, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/ exhibition/vanessa-wallace-gonzales/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

VIRGINIA MACK: BEGINNING

WATERCOLOR This is a watercolor class designed to let you jump in and try out this engaging medium through experimentation. It’s designed for beginners and those with watercolor experience who wish to expand their knowledge of painting in watercolors. To enroll please contact Mack via email: vbmack@ charter.net Wednesdays, 1:30-3:30 p.m. $35. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/workshopsevents/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

WEEKEND TEAPOT WORKSHOP Come make a teapot and teacup set with teacher, Jenn Hope, who will be guiding students over the course of three sessions. Sept. 2 , 3:30-5:30 p.m. $225. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY

GOLD FEVER AT THE ROUGH AND READY

Boo the villain and cheer the hero at this show full of colorful characters. Through Sept. 9 Great American Melodrama, 1863 Front St., Oceano.

in Cambria. Sept. 2, 7-9:30 a.m. $25. 805-801-1132. davidlbisso.com/5kfunrun.html. Coast Union High School, 2950 Santa Rosa Creek Rd., Cambria.

AXE THROWING Enjoy the art of axe throwing in a safe and fun environment. Kids ages 10 and older are welcome with an adult. No personal axes please. Fridays, 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. and Saturdays, 12-6 p.m. $20. 805-528-4880. baysidemartialarts.com. Bayside Martial Arts, 1200 2nd St., Los Osos.

BREATHE AND STRETCH Designed for adults 18 and over, these sessions involve a hybrid of yoga and active isolated stretching, as well as tried and true breathing techniques, to leave you feeling more flexible, functional, and relaxed. No shoes, please. Sundays, 9:15-10:15 a.m. and Tuesdays, 7:15-8:15 p.m. through Oct. 17 $75. 415-516-5214. Bayside Martial Arts, 1200 2nd St., Los Osos.

CENTRAL COAST SLIM DOWN Take control of food without suffering. Learn a step-by-step process to take control of overeating, cravings, and feel peace with food. Build the habits, mindset, and your unique path with results that stick. Hosted byTami Cruz (Certified Health/Life Coach) and Dana Charvet (Coach/Fitness Trainer). ongoing Call for pricing info. 805-235-7978. gratefulbodyhealthcoaching.com. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

CENTRAL COAST WOOD CARVERS Learn the art of wood carving or wood burning. Join Central Coast Wood Carvers in Morro Bay at St. Timothy’s. Open for beginners, intermediate, or advance. Learn a wide range of techniques and skills. Mask Required.

Tuesdays, 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. St. Timothy’s Catholic Church, 962 Piney Way,

TAI CHI CHUN/ QI GONG BASICS Learn the foundation of Qi Gong, the rooting of breathing, and Shaolin Tai Chi. TuesdaysThursdays Call for details. 805-701-7397. charvetmartialarts.com. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

TMHA’S SECOND ANNUAL SUNSHINE

CELEBRATION Join TMHA and the Josh Rosenblum Band at Sea Pines Golf Resort for an afternoon of fun in the sun. Features a cornhole tournament, golf ball drop raffle, and more. All proceeds from the raffle, tournament, and VIP pack sales go to TMHA. Aug. 26, 2-6 p.m. $10-$75. 805-540-6564. support.t-mha. org. The Clubhouse Grill at Sea Pines, 250 Howard Ave., Los Osos.

WEEKLY QIGONG PRACTICE AT FITNESSWORKS MORRO BAY Calm your mind and nourish your joints with a weekly Qigong practice led by Mike Raynor of Tai Chi Rejuvenation. The practice is rooted in Qigong fundamentals, and standing/ moving meditations. Forms include: Eight Brocades, Five Elements, Shibashi 18, and Tai chi 24. Saturdays, 10:45-11:45 a.m. Members free; non-members $8-$10. 805-772-7466. fitnessworksmb.com. FitnessWorks, 500 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay.

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SUCCULENT PLANTS AND POTTERY SALE

Four local plant vendors and a skilled potter teamed up for this outdoor event. Features an amazing lineup of unusual succulent plants, houseplants, and gorgeous handmade pots and decorative/functional items. A portion of proceeds benefits Hope’s Village of SLO. Aug. 26 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Aug. 27 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-602-7817. facebook.com/ wegrowslo. Steve Super Gardens, 2016 9th St., Los Osos.

ZEN IN MOTION Learn the Shaolin Water Style and other deep breathing and moving meditation techniques with the 2019 Taijiquan Instructor of the Year. Beginners Welcome. Instructor Certification Courses available. Mondays, Wednesdays Call for details. 805701-7397. charvetmartialarts.com. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

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for those who know or have known a feeling of desperation concerning the addiction of a loved one. Fridays, 12-1 p.m. Free. 805-441-2164. North County Connection, 8600 Atascadero Ave., Atascadero.

TAI CHI This course’s instructor has won many Tai Chi and other internal martial arts tournaments. Both experienced martial artists and new learners are welcome to the class. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $65. 805-237-3988. Centennial Park, 600 Nickerson Dr., Paso Robles.

TOPS SUPPORT GROUP: WEIGHT

LOSS AND MAINTENANCE A self-help support group focusing on weight loss and maintenance. Thursdays, 1:30 p.m. 805-2422421. tops.org. Santa Margarita Senior Center, 2210 H St., Santa Margarita.

TRIBUTE TO DRAG RACING Featuring nitro funny cars, tri-tip dinner, outdoor movie, an event honoring Dan Lemons of Lemons Headers, and more. Aug. 26 6-10 p.m. Free for public; dinner $20; car show $55. 805-712-1907. goldenstateclassics.org. Kings Oil Tools, 2235 Spring St., Paso Robles.

YANG STYLE TAI CHI The course’s instructor won many Tai Chi and other internal martial arts tournaments. Both experienced martial artists and new learners are welcome to the class. Mondays, Wednesdays, 5-6 p.m. $62. 805-4703360. Colony Park Community Center, 5599 Traffic Way, Atascadero.

SAN LUIS OBISPO

BDSM 101 This monthly class from the Central Coast Kink Community provides a basic overview of kink, consent, rules, and information to help practitioners be successful and safe. Attendees must be 18 years of age or older. Fourth Friday of every month, 6-8 p.m. No admission. galacc.org/events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

BEYOND MINDFULNESS Realize your potential through individualized meditation instruction with an experienced teacher via Zoom. This class is for those who wish to begin a practice or seek to deepen an existing one. Flexible days

and times. Certified with IMTA. Email or text for information. Mondays-Sundays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Sliding scale. 559-905-9274. theartofsilence.net. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

BIRDS AND BOTANY MONTHLY WALK AT SLO BOTANICAL GARDEN

The Garden is excited to present a monthly bird walk series on the fourth Thursday of every month which explores the intersection of birds and botany. Fourth Thursday of every month, 8-11 a.m. $10 for Garden Members; $40 for general public. 805-541-1400. slobg.org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.

CAL HOPE SLO GROUPS AT TMHA Visit website for full list of weekly Zoom groups available. Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays calhopeconnect.org. Transitions Mental Health Warehouse, 784 High Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-270-3346.

CENTRAL COAST CONJURERS (SLO COUNTY MAGIC CLUB) Monthly meeting of magicians of all levels. Please call or email for more info. Meet like-minded folks with an interest in magic, from close-up to stage performances. Last Wednesday of every month, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. 805-440-0116. IHOP, 212 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo.

CITY FARM SLO’S YOUTH EMPOWERMENT

PROGRAM Check site for more info on programming and summer camps. ongoing cityfarmslo.org. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

COMPLIMENTARY SHOWERS WITH SHOWER THE PEOPLE After a short hiatus, the San Luis Obispo Library will once again be partnering with local non-profit organization, Shower the People. The shower trailer will be located between the library and parking structure. Toiletries provided. Sundays, 1-3 p.m. Free. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

HEALING DEPRESSION SUPPORT GROUP A safe place for anyone suffering from the pain of depression. We do not criticize but do share our journey, feelings, and what works for us. We can meet in person or use Zoom if needed. Mondays, 6-7 p.m. Free. 805-528-3194. Hope House Wellness Center, 1306 Nipomo St., San Luis Obispo.

INTRODUCTION TO PICKLEBALL

For ages 18 and over. Come see what pickleball is all about. Participants will learn the basics of the game including the rules, basic skills and strategy, types of equipment, and game safety. Saturdays, 9:30-11:30 a.m. through Aug. 26 $35. slocity.org. Meadow Park, 2251 Meadow St., San Luis Obispo.

LOTERÍA NIGHTS Enjoy a game of La Lotería Mexicana, a bingo-style game with colorful and beautifully-drawn cards. With drink specials and prizes for the winners. RSVP encouraged. Thursdays, 6 p.m. Free. drinkramblingspirits.com. Rambling Spirits, 3845 S. Higuera St. (inside SLO Public Market), San Luis Obispo.

MINDFULNESS AND MEDITATION

(ONLINE MEETING) Zoom series hosted by TMHA. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m.-noon Transitions Mental Health Warehouse, 784 High Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-270-3346.

PUPPY SOCIAL HOUR Puppies (10 weeks to 5 months old) will learn appropriate play style with other pups, acceptable manners with people, tolerance for gentle restraints, confidence with the approach of friendly strangers, and more. Saturdays, 9 a.m. and Wednesdays, 10 a.m. $25. 805-543-9316. woodshumanesociety.org/training/. Woods Humane Society, 875 Oklahoma Ave., San Luis Obispo.

Q YOUTH GROUP (VIRTUALLY VIA ZOOM)

This is a social support group for LGBTQ+ and questioning youth between the ages of 11-18. Each week the group explores personal, cultural, and social identity. Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. Free. galacc.org/events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

QI GONG FITNESS ONLINE Hosted by the San Luis Coastal Adult School. Gentle but powerful exercises for mind and body with instructor Gary West. Enhance your well being, improve your balance, and practice mindfulness. 19 weeks.

Wednesdays, 9:30-10:30 a.m. through Dec. 13 $95. 805-549-1222. ae.slcusd.org/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

QI GONG FOR MIND, BODY, AND SPIRIT

Learn and practice qi gong, a Chinese system for physical, mental and spiritual development. This class is conducted outdoors in a beautiful setting, which is the best place to do qi gong, as its inspiration is drawn from nature. Certified instructor: Devin Wallace. Tuesdays, 10-11 a.m. $10. 805-709-2227. Crows End Retreat Center, 6340 Squire Ct., San Luis Obispo.

SLO NOONTIME TOASTMASTERS CLUB

MEETINGS Want to improve speaking and leadership skills in a supportive and positive environment? During COVID, we are meeting virtually. Contact us to get a meeting link for info. Tuesdays, 12-1 p.m. Free. slonoontime. toastmastersclubs.org. Zoom, Online, Inquire for Zoom ID.

SLO RETIRED ACTIVE MEN: WEEKLY COFFEE MEETING SLO RAMs is a group or retirees that get together just for the fun, fellowship, and to enjoy programs which enhance the enjoyment, dignity, and independence of retirement. Thursdays, 8:309:30 a.m. through Nov. 25 $10 coffee meeting. retiredactivemen.org. Madonna Inn, 100 Madonna Rd, San Luis Obispo, 877-468-3861.

STAY YOUNG WITH QI GONG Qi Gong boosts energy and vitality, reduces stress, improves balance and flexibility, and, best of all, is fun. Join instructor Devin Wallace for this outdoor class which is held in a beautiful setting. Call or email before attending. Tuesdays, 10-11 a.m. $10. 805-709-2227. Crows End Retreat Center, 6340 Squire Ct., San Luis Obispo.

STRENGTH AND CONDITIONING PROGRAM FOR YOUNG ATHLETES (GRADES 2-4)

In this program, your child will learn the foundation of becoming a well-rounded athlete as we focus on skill development, movement, teamwork, and increasing confidence in each workout session. Mondays, Wednesdays, 3:304:20 p.m. through Sept. 20 $399 for a 12-Week Session (24 Classes). slocity.org. MZR Fitness, 3536 S. Higuera St. suite 200, San Luis Obispo, 805-439-4616.

STRENGTH AND CONDITIONING PROGRAM FOR YOUNG ATHLETES (GRADES 5-7)

In this program, your child will learn the foundation of becoming a well-rounded athlete

as we focus on skill development, movement, teamwork, and increasing confidence in each workout session. Mondays, Wednesdays, 4:305:20 p.m. through Sept. 20 $399 for a 12-Week Session (24 Classes). slocity.org. MZR Fitness, 3536 S. Higuera St. suite 200, San Luis Obispo, 805-439-4616.

STRENGTH AND CONDITIONING PROGRAM FOR YOUNG ATHLETES (GRADES 8-12)

In this program, your child will learn the foundation of becoming a well-rounded athlete as we focus on skill development, movement, teamwork, and increasing confidence in each workout session. Mondays, Wednesdays, 5:306:20 p.m. through Sept. 20 $399 for a 12-Week Session (24 Classes). slocity.org. MZR Fitness, 3536 S. Higuera St. suite 200, San Luis Obispo, 805-439-4616.

SUNDAY EVENING RAP LGBTQ+ AA GROUP (VIRTUALLY VIA ZOOM) Alcoholics

Anonymous is a voluntary, worldwide fellowship of folks from all walks of life who together, attain and maintain sobriety. Requirement for membership is a desire to stop drinking. Email aarapgroup@gmail.com for password access. Sundays, 7-8 p.m. No fee. galacc.org/events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

TOUR THE HISTORIC OCTAGON BARN

CENTER The Octagon Barn, built in 1906, has a rich history that The Land Conservancy of San Luis Obispo County looks forward to sharing with visitors. Please RSVP. Fourth Sunday of every month, 2-2:45 & 3-3:45 p.m. Tours are free; donations are appreciated. Octagon Barn Center, 4400 Octagon Way, San Luis Obispo, (805) 544-9096, octagonbarn.org.

TRANS* TUESDAY A safe space providing peer-to-peer support for trans, gender non-conforming, non-binary, and questioning people. In-person and Zoom meetings held. Contact tranzcentralcoast@gmail.com for more details. Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. GALA Pride and Diversity Center, 1060 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-541-4252.

WORK IT OUT Theme this month is Hear me Roar. Includes a fun one-hour workout and more. Aug. 26 12-1 p.m. my805tix.com. Orangetheory SLO, 3865 S. Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

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BEGINNER GROUP SURF LESSONS

AND SURF CAMPS Lessons and camp packages available daily. All equipment included. ongoing Starts at $70. 805-8357873. sandbarsurf.com/. Sandbar Surf School Meetup Spot, 110 Park Ave., Pismo Beach.

DONATION-BASED YOGA FOR FIRST RESPONDERS, EMTS, AND CARETAKERS Class schedule varies. Contact empoweryoga805@gmail for details and reservations. ongoing 805-619-0989. empoweryoga805.com. Empower Yoga Studio and Community Boutique, 775 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach.

POINT SAN LUIS LIGHTHOUSE TOURS

Tours will give you a glimpse into the lives of Lighthouse Keepers and their families, while helping keep our jewel of the Central Coast preserved and protected. Check website for more details. Wednesdays, Saturdays pointsanluislighthouse.org/. Point San Luis Lighthouse, 1 Lighthouse Rd., Avila Beach. WEEKLY WATER SAFETY LESSONS Facility advertised as open and safe. Give the office a call to register over the phone. MondaysFridays $160-$190. 805-481-6399. 5 Cities Swim School, 425 Traffic Way, Arroyo Grande, 5citiesswimschool.com.

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MORRO BAY MAIN STREET FARMERS

MARKET Get fresh and veggies, fruit, baked goods, sweets, and handmade artisan crafts. Come have some fun with your local farmers and artisans and enjoy delicious eats while enjoying the fresh breeze of Morro Bay. Saturdays, 2:30-5:30 p.m. through May 31 Varies. 805-824-7383. morrobayfarmersmarket.com. Morro Bay

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Main Street Farmers Market, Main Street and Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay.

SUNDAY BRUNCH IN THE GARDEN AT THE LODGE Enjoy a delicious Sunday brunch spread, fun lawn games, and live music in the serene and picturesque garden area at Cambria Pines Lodge. Each guest (ages 21 and over) will receive one free mimosa with the purchase of an entrée. Sundays, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. through Oct. 29 Please see event menu for pricing. 805-927-4200. cambriapineslodge.com/events/onsite. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria. WINEMAKER’S DINNER FEAT. VINA

WHEN DEEP CALLS TO DEEP JOURNEYS OF THE SOUL FOR A CULTURE IN CRISIS

The challenges of our times are demanding more than just political reforms. They are compelling us towards journeys of the soul that will ask not only for great courage, but new understandings of power and inclusive leadership, new mythologies of collective heroism, more diverse communities and organizational models that are more sustainable ecosystems than hierarchical power pyramids. We invite you to engage with contemporary issues and the latest in depth psychological thinking and practices, join interactive learning sessions on the cutting edge of practice and theory, and explore all that Pacifica Graduate Institute has to offer for your personal and professional journey.

ROBLES VINEYARDS AND WINERY Enjoy a signature Winemaker’s Dinner event. Enjoy a five-course meal prepared by Executive Chef Fernando Cuevas and accompanied by handselected Vina Robles wines. Aug. 27, 5:30-8 p.m. $99. 805-927-4200. cambriapineslodge. com/winemakers-dinner-series. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria. NORTH SLO COUNTY

BEER YOGA A hybrid yoga class where students practice yoga while drinking beer during their practice. Aug. 26, 10-11 a.m. my805tix.com. Ancient Owl Beer Garden, 6090 El Camino Real, suite C, Atascadero, 805-460-6042.

CAMP, PAINT, AND SIP Please join Art Social 805 at Sun Outdoors Paso Robles where you will paint the featured image while enjoying a glass of liquid inspiration from the featured winery. Ticket purchase includes all painting materials, instruction from a professional artist, and your first glass of wine. Sept. 2, 3-5 p.m. $50. 805400-9107. artsocial805.com. Sun Outdoors Paso Robles, 3800 Golden Hill Road, Paso Robles. CLUB CAR BAR TRIVIA WITH DR. RICKY Teams of 1 to 6 people welcome. Visit site for more info. Wednesdays, 7-10 p.m. my805tix. com. Club Car Bar, 508 S. Main Street, Templeton, 805-400-4542.

CLUB SUPSUP Check out the Central Coast’s newest pop-up dinner experience the last Wednesday of every month. Last Wednesday of every month, 6-9 p.m. $125. 310-692-0046. clubsupsup.com/. Kindred Oak Farm, 1250 Paint Horse Plaza, Paso Robles.

CLUB SUPSUP AT CLUB CAR BAR The mash-up you never knew you needed. Visit site for more info. Aug. 29 5-7 p.m. $150. 310692-0046. clubsupsup.com. Club Car Bar, 508 S. Main Street, Templeton.

ONX WINES

VINEYARD TOUR AND TASTING

Enjoy a private tour and tasting at the ONX Estate. The tour begins at the Tractor Shed with a portfolio tasting. From there your host will drive you around the vineyard in an off-road vehicle, allowing you to taste the wine right where it’s grown. Mondays, Thursdays-Sundays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. through Oct. 29 $45 per person. 805-4345607. onxwine.com/estate. ONX Estate Vineyard, 1200 Paseo Excelsus, Templeton.

OPEN PROJECT AND POTLUCK NIGHT Come by the studio and create a fused glass project of your choice. Bring a drink/food item to share. A great way to meet other glass aficionados of our community. Prices will be based on which project you choose. Aug. 25 4-8 p.m. 805-4642633. glassheadstudio.com. Glasshead Studio, 8793 Plata Lane, Suite H, Atascadero.

PAINT AND SIP Please join ArtSocial805 at Timshel Vineyards for this monthly paint and Sip. Tickets include all painting materials, plus your first glass of liquid inspiration. Aug. 25, 6-8 p.m. $47. 805-286-4311. timshelvineyards. com. Timshel Vineyards, 825 Riverside Ave., suite 1, Paso Robles. Enjoy a Paris-themed paint with a chosen glass of liquid inspiration. Aug. 31 6-8 p.m. $48. 805-464-2939. Unhinged Beer and Wine Bar, 5816 Traffic Way, Atascadero.

TACO TUESDAYS La Parilla Taqueria will be in the courtyard serving up their delicious tacos and tostadas. Menu typically includes barbacoa, chicken, and pastor tacos, as well as shrimp ceviche tostadas. Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m. 805-460-6042. ancientowlbeergarden. com. Ancient Owl Beer Garden, 6090 El Camino Real, suite C, Atascadero.

SAN LUIS OBISPO

DOWNTOWN SLO FARMERS MARKET

Thursdays, 6-9 p.m. Downtown SLO, Multiple locations, San Luis Obispo.

HEAD GAMES TRIVIA NIGHT Live multi-media trivia every Wednesday. Free to play. Win prizes. Teams up to six players. Wednesdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. headgamestrivia.com. Antigua Brewing, 1009 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-242-1167.

NAACP SAN LUIS OBISPO COUNTY FIFTH

ANNUAL BARBECUE AND POTLUCK

Join NAACP SLO County for their fifth annual barbecue and potluck. Sept. 2 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Free admission. 805-619-5354. naacpslocty.org.

Meadow Park, 2251 Meadow St., San Luis Obispo.

PANCAKE BREAKFAST AT THE ELKS

Enjoy breakfast at the Elks Lodge. Includes a delicious pancake breakfast. Learn about the history of the Elks in San Luis Obispo County. Aug. 26 7 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $10. 805-543-0638. historycenterslo.org/pancakes. SLO Elks Lodge, 222 Elks Lane, San Luis Obispo.

Bay Blvd., Morro Bay, 805-226-6678.

FOREVER GREEN’S HOMETOWN GIG Come join Forever Green at Niffy’s Merrimaker in their lovely beer garden. Enjoy some refreshing drinks at this magical bayside location. Sept. 2 , 3-6 p.m. niffysmerrimaker.com/calendar-ofevents. The Merrimaker Tavern, 1301 2nd Street, Los Osos, 805-534-1007.

PIÑATAS ON THE PATIO

What is more festive than a piñata? Join for some brunch drinks and a couple of good hits to a piñata (or two). Good times and goofy prices promised. Turns will be determined on a first come, first served basis. First Sunday of every month Free. Rambling Spirits, 3845 S. Higuera St. (inside SLO Public Market), San Luis Obispo, drinkramblingspirits.com.

SLO FARMERS MARKET Hosts more than 60 vendors. Saturdays, 8-10:45 a.m. World Market Parking Lot, 325 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo.

LISTENING AS RITUAL Group listening sessions with musician/musicologist Ben Gerstein. Explore remarkable recordings of world music, nature field recording, western classical and contemporary, and jazz, sharing and discussing inspiration and perspectives on the expressive power of peoples, cultures, animals and habitats through sonic experience. Every other Monday, 7-8:15 p.m. $10-$15 donation. 805305-1229. leftcoastartstudio.com/. Left Coast Art Studio, 1188 Los Osos Valley Rd., Los Osos.

LIVE MUSIC WITH GUITAR WIZ AT LUNADA GARDEN BISTRO “Guitar Wizard” Billy Foppiano plays a wide range of music, including blues, R&B, classic rock, and more. Fourth Sunday of every month, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 805-900-5444. Lunada Garden Bistro, 78 N. Ocean Ave., Cayucos.

BY THE BOOK

The Pacific Conservatory Theatre’s (PCPA) latest production, The Book of Will, runs at the Marian Theatre in Santa Maria through Sunday, Aug. 26. The show will be held at the Solvang Festival Theater Thursday, Aug. 31, through Sunday, Sept. 10. The cast includes Isabella Lind (left) and Andrew Philpot (right). For tickets to the show or more info, call the PCPA box office at (805) 922-8313 or visit pcpa.org. —C.W.

WEDNESDAY NIGHT PUB TRIVIA Bring your thinking cap as questions vary from pop culture, geography, to sports. There is a little for everyone. Prizes for the winning teams. Wednesdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. 805-4392529. Oak and Otter Brewing, 181 Tank Farm Road, suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

WEDNESDAY PUB TRIVIA Bring your thinking caps as questions vary from pop culture, geography, to sports. There is a little for everyone. Prizes for the winning teams. Trivia provided by Geeks Who Drink. Wednesdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. 805-4392529. Oak and Otter Brewing, 181 Tank Farm Road, suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

WILD WEST FEST Features line dancing, a mechanical bull, and amazing food and drinks. Sept. 2 12-6 p.m. Free. 805-215-3669. slopublicmarket.com/events/wild-westfest. San Luis Obispo Public Market, 3845 S Higuera St, San Luis Obispo.

MUSIC

NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY

BLUES AGENDA JAM AND SHOWCASE

A rockin’ blues dance party at Niffy’s Merrimaker every first, third, and now fifth Wednesdays. The Blues Asylum house band welcomes local, visiting, and newcomers to the blues groove. Spirits, beer, and wine, with outside food welcome. Every other Wednesday, 7-10 p.m. Free. 805-235-5223. The Merrimaker Tavern, 1301 2nd Street, Los Osos.

BUTTERCUP CONCERT SERIES: JILL

KNIGHT Visit site for tickets and more info. Aug. 24 5-8 p.m. my805tix.com.

Buttercup Bakery and Cafe, 430 Morro

OPEN MIC NIGHT Come join us each Wednesday for Open Mic Night in the downstairs dining area. Grab some friends and show off your talents. Food and drink service will be available. Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Free. 805-995-3883. schoonerscayucos.com. Schooners, 171 North Ocean Ave, Cayucos.

SUMMER TWILIGHT CONCERT SERIES AT HARMONY CELLARS Start your weekend in Harmony with live music, food truck fare, and wine on the patio. Reservations required. Seating provided. Fridays, 5:15-7:15 p.m. through Sept. 8 $12-$20. 805-927-1625. harmonycellars.com. Harmony Cellars, 3255 Harmony Valley Rd., P.O. Box 2502, Harmony.

UNITY IN THE COMMUNITY: BOBBY SANTA CRUZ SUPERBAND Features dancing, live music, barbecue, beer, wine, raffle, and a silent auction. Proceeds to benefit Celebrate Los Osos and South Bay Community Center. Sept. 3, 2-6 p.m. Free. 805-528-4169. southbaycommunitycenter. com. South Bay Community Center, 2180 Palisades Ave., Los Osos.

NORTH SLO COUNTY

CHICAGO LIVE The legendary classic rock band. Aug. 25 8 p.m. Vina Robles Amphitheatre, 3800 Mill Rd., Paso Robles, 805-286-3680, vinaroblesamphitheatre.com.

EASTON EVERETT Easton Everett plays guitar-woven music that has an authentic feel and an indie attitude. Aug. 26, 12-4 p.m. Free. eastoneverett.com. HammerSky Vineyards, 7725 Vineyard Drive, Paso Robles, 805-239-0930. Easton Everett plays guitar-woven music that has an authentic feel and an indie attitude. Aug. 27 1-4 p.m. Free. eastoneverett.com. Shale Oak Winery,

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Women Making Waves: Work It Out at Orange Theory SLO

SATURDAY, AUGUST 26

Orange Theory SLO, San Luis Obispo

AUGUST 25 Templeton Mercantile

Tour of the Living Dead: Fulci with Oxygen Destroyer

SATURDAY, AUGUST 26 Narducci’s Cafe, Bakersfield

Banda La Mafiosa with DJs Kazanova & Excalibur

FRIDAY, AUGUST 25 Flower City Ballroom, Lompoc

SLOFunny Comedy Show with Headliner Ryan Stout

SATURDAY, AUGUST 26 The Savory Palette, Morro Bay

Reggae Night featuring Ras Danny & The Reggae Allstars

SATURDAY, AUGUST 26

Flower City Ballroom, Lompoc

SLOFunny Comedy Gym

Monthly Showcase

SUNDAY, AUGUST 27

Central Coast Pizza, Los Osos

Saunter Yoga & Wellness: Beer Yoga

AUGUST 26 Ancient Owl Beer Garden, Atascadero

Laugh Therapy Stand-Up Comedy Show

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 30

Maverick Saloon, Santa Ynez

By the Sea Productions: Lifespan of a Fact

FRI, SAT, SUN, SEPT. 1, 2, 3 545 Shasta Avenue, Morro Bay

Molly Ringwald Project (Ultimate 80s Tribute Band)

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 2 Flower City Ballroom, Lompoc

Unity in the Community: Bobby Santa Cruz Superband

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 3 South Bay Community Center, Los Osos

Kings of Queen (Queen Tribute Band)

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 7 Flower City Ballroom, Lompoc

Flannel 101 - Get Your Flannel On (90s Tribute Band)

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 8

Flower City Ballroom, Lompoc

TalentDreams Inaugural Jamboree

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 9 Camp Arroyo Grande

Colonel Angus (AC/DC & Rock Cover Band)

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 9

Flower City Ballroom, Lompoc

SLO County Jazz Federation: The Pat Kelley Trio

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 9 Mt. Carmel Lutheran Church, SLO

International Champions of Musical Whistling and Musical Saw

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 10 Old Santa Rosa Chapel, Cambria

SLOFunny Comedy Jamboree with Headliner Chris Bennett

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 13

Rib Line by the Beach, Grover Beach

SLOFunny Comedy Jamboree with Headliner Chris Bennett

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 14

Central Coast Pizza, Los Osos

2023 New Times Music Awards Presentation and Showcase

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 3

SLO Brew Rock, San Luis Obispo

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To purchase Golf Ball Drop entries, please contact Clara Cobb at ccobb@t-mha.org or 805-540-6564.

3235 Oakdale Rd., Paso Robles, 8052394800. Easton Everett plays guitar-woven music that has an authentic feel and is easy to listen to. Sept. 2 1-4 p.m. Free. eastoneverett.com/. Bethel Road Distillery, 1266 N. Bethel Road, Templeton, 805-434-0319.

AN EVENING OF POWERFUL AND HAUNTING FOLK WITH MAMA’S BROKE

Mama’s Broke is a powerful folk duo that deliver a compelling performance with heart and raw energy. Sept. 2 , 8-10 p.m. $20-$25. 805-235-2874. eventbrite.com. Bristols Cider House, 3220 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

FRIDAY NIGHT DJ Weekly DJ series, with a different DJ every Friday. Presented by friends at Traffic Record store in Atascadero. Come listen, dance, drink, and unwind every Friday. All ages event; no cover charge. Fridays, 7-10 p.m. 805-460-6042. ancientowlbeergarden. com. Ancient Owl Beer Garden, 6090 El Camino Real, suite C, Atascadero.

JOLON STATION BAND VARIETY SHOW

Come join Jolon Station Band every Thursday night in downtown Atascadero for a night of comedy, musical guests, prize wheels, and more. Thursdays, 8-10 p.m. $5 at the door. Raconteur Room, 5840 Traffic Way, Atascadero, 805-464-2584.

KARAOKE NIGHT Food and drink available for purchase. Last Saturday of every month, 8 p.m. Free admission. my805tix.com. Club Car Bar, 508 S. Main Street, Templeton, 805-400-4542. KELLYTOWN Lively Irish and American fiddle tunes, rocking pub songs, folk, roots, and more. Aug. 26 7-9:30 p.m. No cover. 805-4005293. Bristol’s Cider House, 3220 El Camino Real, Atascadero, bristolscider.com/. WATASHI WA LIVE With Slow Coming Day and Ragged Jubilee. All ages welcome. Aug. 25 7-10 p.m. my805tix.com. Club Car Bar, 508 S. Main Street, Templeton, 805-400-4542. YACHTLEY CREW Sept. 2 7:30 p.m. Vina Robles Amphitheatre, 3800 Mill Rd., Paso Robles, 805-286-3680, vinaroblesamphitheatre.com.

SAN LUIS OBISPO

ALL AGES OPEN MIC NIGHT Tuesdays, 6-9 p.m. Liquid Gravity, 675 Clarion Court, San Luis Obispo.

DOGSTAR LIVE All ages welcome. Part of the band’s Somewhere Between the Power Lines and the Palm Trees Tour. Aug. 24 8 p.m. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-546-8600, fremontslo.com.

EASTON EVERETT SOLO Enjoy some indieacoustic, live music. Thursdays, 5:30-7:30 p.m. eastoneverett.com. Big Sky Cafe, 1121 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo, (805)545-5401.

LIVE MUSIC AT LIQUID GRAVITY Check social media and calendar for weekly updates.

Saturdays, 2-5 p.m. and Fridays, 6-9 p.m. Liquid Gravity, 675 Clarion Court, San Luis Obispo.

LIVE MUSIC AT RAGTAG WINE CO. Enjoy live music by local favorites. Wine available by the flight, glass, or bottle. Thursdays-Saturdays, 6-9 p.m. Ragtag Wine Co., 779 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, 805-439-0774, ragtagwineco.com.

LIVE MUSIC FROM GUITAR WIZ BILLY FOPPIANO AND MAD DOG Join “Guitar Wiz” Billy Foppiano and his trusty side kick Mad Dog for a mix of blues, R&B, and more.

Saturdays, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. 805-544-2100. Bon Temps Creole Cafe, 1819 Osos Street, San Luis Obispo, bontempscreolecafe.com/index.htm.

SUNDAY MUSIC AT RAGTAG WINE CO. Enjoy live music by local favorites. Wine available by the flight, glass, or bottle. Sundays, 4-7 p.m. Ragtag Wine Co., 779 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, 805-439-0774, ragtagwineco.com.

SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY

ANAM CARA AT BIG VARIETY NIGHT The Anam Cara Quartet (Angela Wood, Tracy Morgan, Bruce Willard, David Foster Evans) will bring the “Celtic Soul and Rock n’ Roll” to Ted Waterhouse’s Big Variety Night at Puffer’s of Pismo. Sept. 3, 5-8 p.m. $5. 805-710-3309. Puffers of Pismo, 781 Price St., Pismo Beach, puffersofpismo.com.

FRIDAY NIGHT HAPPY HOURS: LIVE

MUSIC Enjoy Friday Night Happy Hour at Avila Bay Athletic Club. Aug. 25 6-8 p.m. and Sept. 1 6-8 p.m. Free. avilabayclub.com. Avila

Bay Athletic Club and Spa, 6699 Bay Laurel Place, Avila Beach, 805-595-7600.

JILL KNIGHT BAND: LIVE AT THE LIGHTHOUSE In 2008, songstress Jill Knight joined forces with multi genre violinist Brynn Albanese and multi faceted guitarist/bassist/ producer Eric Williams to form this most magical trio. Aug. 26 2-5:30 p.m. my805tix. com. Point San Luis Lighthouse, 1 Lighthouse Rd., Avila Beach.

KARAOKE EVERY FRIDAY Enjoy some good food and karaoke. Fridays, 5-8 p.m. 805-723-5550. The Central Grill, 545 Orchard Road, Nipomo.

KARAOKE EVERY WEDNESDAY A weekly event with barbecue offerings and more. Wednesdays, 4-8 p.m. Rancho Nipomo BBQ, 108 Cuyama Ln., Nipomo, 805-925-3500. KARAOKE SATURDAYS Take advantage of karaoke every Saturday. Saturdays, 3-7 p.m. 805-723-5550. The Central Grill, 545 Orchard Road, Nipomo.

POPS BY THE SEA The San Luis Obispo Symphony announces the return of Popsby-the-Sea at the Avila Beach Golf Resort. Featuring guest artists The Damon Castillo Band. Sept. 2 2-7 p.m. $15-$80. 805-356-1438. slosymphony.org. Avila Beach Golf Resort, 6464 Ana Bay Rd., Avila Beach.

STONE SOUP MUSIC FESTIVAL True to the Stone Soup theme, there is a variety of music representing many genres and cultures. Bring a lawn chair, your dancing shoes, and enjoy. Aug. 26 10 a.m.-10 p.m. and Aug. 27, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/about/ stone-soup-music-festival/. Ramona Garden Park Center, 993 Ramona Ave., Grover Beach. ∆

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SPONSOR PARTNERS WHEN WHERE Saturday, August 26th 2:00pm–6:00pm Sea Pines Golf Resort 1945 Solano St, Los Osos, CA This event will support community mental health services operated by TMHA, including the Central Coast Hotline. The Central Coast Guide to All Things Food & Drink Pick up a copy, or check it out online: NewTimesSLO.com Spring/Summer 2023 on stands now till October! San Luis Obispo County: 805-546-8208 advertising@NewTimesSLO.com No. Santa Barbara County: 805-347-1968 advertising@SantaMariaSun.com Fall/Winter 2023-24 MENUS will be published in October. Reserve ad space by September 28, 2023.
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August 27 Shop Rock Classic Rock & Blues September 3 Ras Danny Reggae September 10 The Vintage Renegades 6-piece Classic/Contemporary Rock & Blues Band September 17 Dirty Cello Blues, Bluegrass & Classic Rock FREE Outdoor Summer Concerts held every Sunday from 1–3pm at Heritage Square Park
July 9 July 16 Garden Party July 23 B & The Hive Indie Pop & Alternative with Heart & Soul July 30 Monte Mills & the Lucky Horseshoe Band August 6 The Vibe Setters August 13 Mother Corn Shuckers August 20 The Susan Ritchie Band August 27 Shop Rock Sept 3 Ras Danny Sept 10 The Vintage Renegades Sept 17 Dirty Cello •FOOD, BEER AND WINE AVAILABLE • BRING YOUR CHAIRS, BLANKETS & SUNSCREEN 7-piece Americana Bluegrass Jam Band Blues, Soul, Americana, Rock Band Country Music Blues, Bluegrass, & Classic Rock Soulful Funk Band 6-piece Classic/Contemporary Rock & Blue Band 60’s & 70’s Folk Rock Music Reggae Classic Rock & Blues Flyer_2023.updated.indd 1 City of Arroyo Grande Summer FOOD, BEER AND WINE AVAILABLE BRING YOUR CHAIRS, BLANKETS & SUNSCREEN www.arroyogrande.org/rec 2023 7 POINTS DELIVERY FEATURING: 21+ PRIVATE EVENT RSVP ON WWW.7POINT.BIZ 664 MARSH ST, SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA 93401 HOSTED AT THE PENNY IN DOWNTOWN SLO LOCAL DJS LOCAL VENDORS A SAFE SPACE FOR CANNABIS ENTHUSIASTS 6:00-9:00PM FRIDAY, SEP 15TH PRODUCTION CCL19-0002381 LOCATION MON–THURS ARROYO GRANDE HALCYON PARK & RIDE LOT 2:00 PM SANTA MARIA EAST PLAZA ST. (NEAR IN-SHAPE FITNESS) 2:30 PM AFTERNOON PICK-UP TIMES BUSES DEPART CASINO AT 10:30PM FOR MORE INFORMATION, CONTACT MY CASINO SHUTTLE: 805.864.9043 WWW.MYCASINOSHUTTLE.COM Chumash Casino Resort is not responsible for patrons left behind. Must be 21 or older. Chumash Casino Resort reserves the right to modify or cancel promotions without notice. CHUMASH CASINO RESORT : YOUR TICKET TO FREEDOM $40 PER PASSENGER | INCLUDES $40 SLOT FREE PLAY ARROYO GRANDE • SANTA MARIA NEW ROUTE Welcome to Freedom Fri., Nov. 3, 2023 @ SLO Brew Rock Readers Choice voting: Sept. 21–Oct. 9 NewTimesSLO.com · My805Tix.com Sign up for the New Times News Wire newsletter and get your current local news FREE every Thursday in your inbox News Wire Select the SUBSCRIBE link at the top right of our homepage: NewTimesSLO.com www.newtimesslo.com • August 24 - August 31, 2023 • New Times • 25

Arts

Central Coast Film Society seeks submissions for upcoming film showcase

Local filmmakers are encouraged to submit short films to the Central Coast Showcase, a film screening event that will be held during the upcoming Central Coast Entertainment Expo at the Clark Center for the Performing Arts in Arroyo Grande.

The deadline for film submissions is Friday, Sept.

15. The expo will take place on Saturday, Oct. 7, with screenings, film workshops, and other programs held throughout the day between 10 a.m. and 4:30 p.m.

The theme of this year’s Central Coast Showcase is Show, Don’t Tell. Applicants are asked to submit short films that were filmed on the Central Coast and feature little to no dialogue. The submission fee is free for students and $15 for adults.

Finalists in the competition will be featured during a Q-and-A held after the showcase screenings, and they’ll be asked about their experience filming their shorts and about any current and future projects.

Each finalist will have access to all programs included in the expo and will receive two tickets to the 100th anniversary celebration of Cecil B. DeMille’s The Ten Commandments presented by the Cecil B. DeMille Foundation at the Clark Center, during the expo at 6:30 p.m. Doors open at 6 p.m. and regular admission to the event ranges between $35 and $45.

The celebration will include a presentation that outlines the history of silent films produced along the Central Coast and their impact on modern day films and will conclude with a screening of the segment of The Ten Commandments shot in Guadalupe, with a live music accompaniment.

Sponsors of The Ten Commandments celebration include the Central Coast Film Society, the GuadalupeNipomo Dunes Center, the Royal Guadalupe Visual and Performing Arts Center, the Clark Center, and the SLO International Film Festival Admission to the Central Coast Showcase screening segment of the event is free. To find out more about the Central Coast Entertainment Expo and its full schedule of events, visit centralcoastfilmsociety.org.

Morro Bay Art in the Park showcases artists across the state

The 68th annual Morro Bay Art in the Park will be held at Morro Bay City Park on Saturday, Sept. 2, and Sunday, Sept. 3, from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. both days, and Monday, Sept. 4, from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. The event will feature about 100 participating Californiabased artists. For more info, visit morrobayartinthepark.com.

Radiate water

The Bunker in SLO hosts a lifeguard station installation as part of Braiding Water art project

Charles Rugg is just about done putting the nishing touches on his mural.

e former Los Angeles Galaxy soccer player turned abstract painter was tasked with putting together a piece inside an unusual canvas—a decommissioned lifeguard station. at might not come o as the ideal surface, but in many ways, the unconventional is exactly what April Banks—a fellow artist who commissioned Rugg—is going for.

“You don’t always imagine a decommissioned lifeguard tower being the sort of place where one would paint,” Banks said with a laugh. “How can we reach people di erently? at’s what I am always asking with my art.”

Opening on Aug. 19 at e Bunker art gallery parking lot in San Luis Obispo, the mural—titled Radiate—is just one part of Banks’ multi-monthlong art festival, Braiding Water.

“Our goal is to get people to talk about the climate, water, and the ways their cultures have interacted with both throughout their history,” she said. “We plan to have it spread across a ton of di erent venues and be open free for everyone to participate in.”

Starting on Sept. 9, Braiding Water is a collaborative project between Banks, R.A.C.E. Matters SLO, and the San Luis Obispo Museum of Art. While the event’s o cial start won’t be until September, Banks says the repurposed lifeguard station, titled Radiate, will serve as a home base of sorts for Braiding Water throughout its entire run.

“A lot of people don’t realize things like public beaches or public pools have this history of exclusion, so using these places is a really powerful tool to teach that,” Banks said.

Before her work with R.A.C.E. Matters, Banks spent time doing similar projects in Los Angeles— where she is currently based— focusing on a blend of mixed media artwork and social

Stay in the know

To keep up with The Bunker and its arts events, visit thebunkerslo.com or visit it in person by heading over to 810 Orcutt Road, San Luis Obispo.

For more information on the various events of Braiding Water, visit racemattersslo.org.

lifeguard stations—one of my favorite pieces I did was a lifeguard tower in Santa Monica that had a very similar message,” she said. “A piece like this just really highlights everything Braiding Water is about.”

Banks said she is all about drawing people into her exhibits to re ect on themselves and the relationship they have with the world around them.

“Every piece of art I do— especially for this event—is meant to invite people in to not just view, but also be part of the experience,” she said.

It’s why R.A.C.E. Matters SLO reached out to Banks more than a year ago to begin planning the grand celebration of all things water, re ections, and race and the relationship they have in SLO County.

“We want people to interact with pieces [like Radiate] and share how their history re ects o of the art,” R.A.C.E. Matters Executive Director Courtney Haile said. “It is amazing how much we can all gain from having people—especially people of color—share their oral history and tradition.”

Fittingly enough, according to Haile, the repurposed lifeguard station itself has a history that epitomizes the spirit of cooperation that brought Braiding Waters to life in the rst place.

Haile said they initially planned for the lifeguard station to remain on the beach. But when that became logistically di cult, they moved on to the idea of having it serve as a constant throughout all of the Braiding Water festivities.

“We had a ton of places to pivot as far as having it serve as a hub for activities throughout the event— but like the beach idea, we ran into some issues of transporting it from place to place,” she said. “Eventually we decided having it rest at e Bunker was the best idea, and that’s where it rests now.”

Both Haile and Banks said they didn’t mind the process of nding a home for the station. Banks explained that in many ways, the nickiness of nding where to move the station was similar to the uncaring and often random-feeling nature of water itself.

“ at is a theme that is important to all of us—the way we are interwoven with the whims of nature—much like how we were woven to the whims of where we could take this repurposed station,” she said with a chuckle. “We are nature, nature is important to us, and even if we think we are above it, we are quickly reminded that we are not—we all intertwine.” ∆

Sta Writer Adrian Vincent Rosas is enjoying the brisk air at Morro Bay Beach. Reach him at arosas@newtimesslo.com.

MURAL MAGIC Artist April Banks brought on local abstract painter Charles Rugg to help bring to life murals inside a decommissioned lifeguard tower, titled Radiate
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After selling out two previous runs of this production, and winning ELEVEN NATIONAL AWARDS from the Kennedy Center American College Theatre Festival (KCACTF), Cuesta Drama returns for one final remount!

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Josh Greenbaum (Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar) directs Dan Perrault’s script about a dog named Reggie (voiced by Will Ferrell), a gullible border terrier who’s abandoned by his mean and abusive animal-hating owner, Doug (Will Forte).

STRAYS

What’s it rated? R

Reggie teams up with three dogs—Bug (voiced Jamie Foxx), a street-smart Boston terrier; Maggie (voiced by Isla Fisher), an Australian shepherd; and Hunter (voiced by Randall Park), a great dane—to seek revenge on his cruel former owner. (93 min.)

What’s it worth, Glen? Matinee

What’s it worth, Anna? Matinee

Where’s it showing? Colony, Downtown Centre, Park, Stadium 10

Glen e rst thing you may wonder is how does a dog movie earn an R rating. Well, let me tell you. It only takes two f-bombs to go from PG-13 to R. If you give one f-bomb, adolescents can see it, but you give two, bam! R. Strays gives a whole lotta f-bombs, plus there’s copious bong rips, a lot of dog humping, a whole lotta dog shit, and a lotta talk about biting someone’s dick o . Essentially, Strays means to lampoon sentimental dog movies such as Marley & Me (2008), A Dog’s Purpose (2017), and A Dog’s Journey (2019), the latter two of which starred Dennis Quaid, who’s clearly selfdeprecating enough to accept a cameo in Strays as himself. e end result is a crude, ribald, funny comedy that’s de nitely aimed at adults. I didn’t laugh my head o , but I was su ciently amused to recommend a matinee for comedy lovers.

Anna It de nitely hits some classic comedy markers and has a cast that knows their comedy chops. Bug decides to show Reggie the ways of being a stray in an e ort to convince Reggie that he shouldn’t need or want Doug back in his life. But Reggie just can’t give up the idea of being a good boy for his owner. Luckily, the trio of dogs is able to nally show him how happy life can be without Doug in it. Ferrell is great as

THE BEANIE BUBBLE

What’s it rated? R

When? 2023

Where’s it showing? Apple TV Plus

In 2021, Beanie Mania a documentary on the absolute wild ride that Beanie Babies had in the ’90s was released. Now we have The Beanie Bubble which dramatizes the story of Ty Warner (Zach Galifianakis) and his business partner, Robbie (Elizabeth Banks), who Ty tried to push out of the business after their success took off. Known as a kooky character, Ty started off making stuffed, poseable cats, but it was when

little, scru y Reggie, and his ragtag team of newfound friends all have talented actors voicing them. ere’s a budding romance between Maggie and Hunter, a carnival that quickly turns into a nightmare when reworks go o , and even a mushroom trip that the gang must never speak of again. It isn’t a must-see, but if you like a bit of raunchiness while watching cute dogs adventure around, it is de nitely worth the price of a matinee.

Glen What I’ve discovered from my lifetime of being a dog lover is that dogs have no shame. ey’ll eat poop and barf, and they’ll lick each other’s buttholes for what seems like a very inappropriate amount of time. It’s disgusting, but you have to admire their sense of unfettered freedom. ey also display a deep sense of loyalty to their owners, even if those owners treat them poorly. Strays anthropomorphizes dogs in the most literal way—by giving them voice, thought, and motivation. If you love dogs,

HIJACK

What’s it rated? TV-MA

When? 2023

they started underfilling the stuffies and creating a sense of rarity around their product that the mania began. There are infamous photos of divorce courts dividing up Beanie collections, stuffies selling for thousands, and a whole line of Teeny Beanies that McDonalds put out. It’s definitely a weird piece of history to look back on, but one that turned Ty Warner into a billionaire. Is he a likable guy? Not particularly. But Galifianakis is such a treat to watch in any role, as is Banks. You probably have heard some of this story, but The Beanie Bubble will open your eyes to the inner workings of this weird slice of history and the people who were really behind it. (110 min.)

—Anna

PARTNERS IN CRIME Robbie (Elizabeth Banks) and Ty (Zach Galifianakis) create the Beanie Babies craze, leading people to believe the toys would retain their value, in The Beanie Bubble, streaming on Apple TV Plus.

enjoy crude comedy, and can put up with swear words, this movie has its charms. Anna Reggie just wants to make his person happy, even though his person is awful. It turns out that Bug has a backstory of why he likes life on the streets more than in a home, Hunter is a failed police dog, and Maggie has been replaced with a purse-sized pooch by her vapid owner. ey’re all searching for belonging, and they nd that in each other. It’s de nitely a silly ick, but it knows how to have fun with the storyline. ey did well with casting, and while I wouldn’t recommend it to a younger crowd, as long as you’re OK with lots of jokes around poop and dicks and don’t mind some naughty language, this lm is worth a few good laughs. ∆

Senior Sta Writer Glen Starkey and freelancer Anna Starkey write Split Screen. Glen compiles listings. Comment at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.

Where’s it showing? Apple TV Plus

Created by Jim Field Smith and George Kay and starring Idris Elba as Sam Nelson, a corporate business negotiator, the series follows the hijacking of a seven-hour flight from Dubai to London. Desperate to get safely back to his son, Kai (Jude Cudjoe), and his estranged wife, Marsha (Christine Adams), Sam uses his skills to try to thread a path to a peaceful end of the terrorist event.

Elba is typically charismatic as Sam, playing him as a highly capable but not invincible man with a

lot on his mind. Like all hijacking stories, there’s inherent claustrophobia involved. Everyone’s in a metal tube hurtling through the atmosphere. The series breaks this up a bit by also paying attention to what’s happening on the ground as authorities work to decide what to do about a terroristcontrolled jet heading for central London. The story is propulsive, filled with twists, violence, and tension. After all, the clock is ticking, and eventually this jet will either be blown out of the sky by military fighters, crash with everyone on board, or somehow find a way to land. Since it’s purportedly season 1, maybe there’s not that much suspense, but thanks to Elba, was glued to the screen. (seven 44- to 50-min. episodes) ∆ —Glen

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REVENGE WITH FRIENDS (Left to right) Bug (voiced by Jamie Foxx), Reggie (voiced by Will Ferrell), Maggie (voiced by Isla Fisher), and Hunter (voiced by Randall Park) team up to punish Reggie’s cruel former owner for abandoning him on the streets, in Strays, screening in local theaters. COURTESY PHOTO BY CHUCK ZLOTNICK/UNIVERSAL PICTURES PHOTO COURTESY OF APPLE TV PLUS PHOTO COURTESY OF APPLE TV PLUS
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Legends of rock

Chicago continues to amaze in their sixth decade

It’s impossible to overstate just how successful Chicago has been. Formed in 1967 in Chicago, Illinois, they took a nod from Blood Sweat and Tears and added horns to a rock band. Their debut album titled Chicago Transit Authority was an unusual mix of jazz and rock, which also included protesters’ chants recorded at the 1968 Chicago Democratic Convention. Right away, listeners understood they were hearing something special.

Soon after shortening their name to Chicago under pressure from the city’s actual transit authority, they had a string of hits— songs that still hold up today. “Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?” “Colour My World.” “Saturday in the Park.” “Feeling Stronger Every Day.” “Wishing Your Were Here.” I could go on.

They’ve sold more than 100 million records, enjoyed 21 Top 10 singles, five consecutive No. 1 albums, 11 No. 1 singles, and five gold singles, and 25 of their 38 albums have been certified platinum, and they’ve never missed a year touring since they began. Not one.

Three original band members—Robert Lamm on keyboards and vocals, Lee Loughnane on trumpet and vocals, and James Pankow on trombone—are still with the band. The current lineup also includes Wally Reyes Jr. on drums, Tony Obrohta on guitar, Loren Gold on keyboards and vocals, Ray Herrmann on sax and flute, Neil Donell on vocals, Eric Baines on bass, and Ramon “Ray” Yslas on percussion.

Legends! See Chicago on Friday, Aug. 25 (8 p.m.; $49.50 to $99.50 at vinaroblesamphitheatre.com).

Numbskull and Good Medicine

Squeeze the last drop out of the summer at Rock the Bones with The Brothers Comatose, Próxima Parada, Steve Poltz, and the T-Sisters on Saturday, Aug. 26, at

Treebones Resort in Big Sur (doors at noon; all ages; $55 at goodmedicinepresents.com). What a great lineup!

The T-Sisters deliver masterful harmonies, and Erika, Rachel, and Chloe Tietjen are actual sisters who’ve been singing together their whole lives. Amazing and hooky folk melodies.

Steve Poltz is a very witty Canadian American singer-songwriter and founding member of the indie-rock band The Rugburns. He was ridiculously entertaining at this year’s Live Oak Music Festival.

Próxima Parada is a real local success story, a folk, R&B, and blue-eyed soul group that formed at Cal Poly and now tours all over the U.S.

Headliner The Brothers Comatose is a San Francisco bluegrass quintet that turns the genre on its head, featuring brothers Ben and Alex Morrison, who play guitar and banjo, respectively, with Steve Height on the bass, Philip Brezina on violin, and Greg Fleischut on mandolin. Super fun, high energy stuff.

Numbskull and Good Medicine are also bringing Souls of Mischief with opener Word Sauce to Morro Bay’s The Siren on

Wednesday, Aug. 30 (7 p.m.; 21-and-older; $23 at goodmedicinepresents.com). Souls hail from Oakland and is also part of the hiphop collective Hieroglyphics.

Also at the The Siren

Want some free music? Then The Siren has you covered this week with three free shows for those 21 or older, starting with The Sextones on Thursday, Aug. 24 (7:45 p.m.). The Nevada band recently released their debut album, Moonlight Vision, filled with groovy retro soul.

See some familiar local faces in a new band, The Heavy Cats, on Friday, Aug. 25 (7:30 p.m.), playing crisp and clean renditions of your favorite cover tunes.

Back Pages Band plays on Saturday, Aug. 26 (2 p.m.), bringing their classic rock, blues, and country from the ’60s to the present.

Later that night, enjoy a Grateful Dead celebration with the China Cats (8 p.m.; 21-and-older; $18 at tixr.com). This one’s going to be special because due to scheduling conflicts, China Cats band members Matt Hartle and Roger Sideman are unable to make this date, so the remaining band

members will be joined by special guests Larry Ryan (Cubensis) and Fred Rodriguez (Rosebud). It’s like a Grateful Dead tribute super group!

Stone Soup

The Clark Center hosts the Stone Soup Music Festival this weekend, at Ramona Garden Park and surrounding streets. It’s totally free to attend. Enjoy 13 bands on two stages, a kids zone, food venders, crafts, wares, and the annual Mardi Paws Dog Parade on Sunday. You can find the lineup at clarkcenter.org/stone-soup-lineup, but here are the highlights:

On Saturday, Aug. 26, see a Youth Dance Showcase featuring dancers from Studio of the Performing Arts and FLEX Performing Arts; Soul Vibe 805 brings their jazz, funk, disco, and R&B sounds; soak up some island sounds from two Hawaiian bands—Na Hoa Aloha and Na Mele o ke Kei; dance band Jane’s Gang will heat things up with covers of artists such as Fleetwood Mac, The Pretenders, and Pat Benatar; Afro-Latin and Afro-Caribbean octet party band Zongo AllStars will get you dancing; award-winning singer-songwriter Dulcie Taylor is up next; feel the blues when ripping guitarist and soulful singer Coco Montoya performs; altfolk, pop, and rockers Carbon City Lights brings their originals; and finally close out Saturday with headliner Strangelove: The Depeche Mode Experience as they re-create the sights and sounds of the great ’80s band through various periods of their 40-plus year career.

On Sunday, Aug. 27, things kick off with the Mardi Paws Dog Parade. Doggos in costumes! Ruff! See BigRock Balalaikas next, delivering Russian and Eastern European cabaret and Gypsy music on traditional instruments. Beergrass Americana jam band The Mother Corn Shuckers will be a blast. Join in with Wild at Heart, a band that thrives on audience participation. Grupo Aries plays two sets of música ritmo y romance. In between, see reggae artist Ras Danny & The Reggae AllStars.

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Concerts in the Plaza

Moonshiner Collective headlines this week’s Concert in the Plaza on Friday, Aug. 25, with a 6 to 8 p.m. set, but first bluegrass singer-songwriter Miss Leo will play a 5 p.m. set. She’s a “soul-grass songstress” with a fresh take on Americana music. She’s got a classic and deeply emotive voice, and she really knows how to pen a memorable song.

Moonshiner Collective is the musical project of multi-instrumentalist singer-songwriter Dan Curcio, eightstring guitarist Gary Wooten, and drummer/percussionist Ryan House, playing original rock, blues, funk, and Americana songs.

Chuckleheads

It’s not music, but Fremont Theater and Good Vibez is bringing you two funnymen this week starting with Comedian Rob Schneider on his I Have Issues Tour on Friday, Aug. 25 (8 p.m.; all ages; $34.50 to $100 at eventbrite. com). Some of his memorable films include Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, The Animal, and The Hot Chick. He’s also a standup comic and veteran of the award-winning NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live.

Stand-up comic Ryan Hamilton is up next on

Sound out!

Saturday, Aug. 26 (8 p.m.; all ages; $29.50 at eventbrite.com). His one-hour Netflix standup special, Happy Face, has been reviewed as “the special you can’t watch enough times.”

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Ethnic epicurean

Chef Garrett Morris’ Sichuan cuisine is a hot commodity on the Central Coast

Local chef Garrett Morris and his new start-up Sichuan Kitchen SLO are winning over notable foodies throughout San Luis Obispo County.

This month Hotel SLO tapped Morris to create a standout dish at Michelin-mentioned Ox + Anchor; establishments such as Saints Barrel Wine Bar, Debbie Duggan’s Central Coast Culinary, and Etto Pasta Bar have nabbed Morris for regular Sichuan pop-ups and workshops; and Edible SLO magazine recently touted his private dinner parties as one of 2023’s best local food experiences.

Even Morro Bay and SLO high schools are getting in on the action. Morris is collaborating with staff to develop a nutrition-compliant Sichuan recipe to serve twice per month as a student dining option.

Morris’ specialty, Sichuan, is considered the crème de la crème of Chinese regional cuisine, he said. The province and its capital, Chengdu, are the country’s gastronomic heartland, known for abundant natural resources and unique spices, particularly the iconic Sichuan pepper.

“Unlike much of American-Chinese cuisine, fresh and diverse produce is vital to Chinese cuisine,” Morris said. “I partner with various farms—Aviator Acres, City Farm SLO, Surfside Farm, Werdless Farms, SLO Food Co-op, and Just Jujubes, to name a few—to get the freshest local produce and even grow traditional Asian veggies that can be well-adapted to this climate.”

After collecting farm-fresh ingredients, Morris works his magic with an arsenal of imported Chinese spices, including his own proprietary chili sauce.

“My chili sauce is composed of a mix of chilis, dried shiitake mushrooms, Sichuan chili broad bean paste, peppercorn, fermented soy beans, sesame seeds, and crunchy peanuts simmered in oil until toasty

Immersive dining

Explore Sichuan and Nepal with San Luis Obispo chef Garrett Morris of Sichuan Kitchen SLO. In addition to Monday night takeout at Benny’s Kitchen in SLO, catch Morris at the following events: dumpling making and cooking class on Sept. 13 at Debbie Duggan’s Central Coast Culinary in SLO, Nepali pop-up on Sept. 16 and bao bun workshop on Sept. 17 at Saints Barrel Wine Bar in SLO, and a ticketed Sichuan pop-up on Oct. 11 at Etto Pasta Bar in Paso Robles. Learn more at sichuankitchenslo.com and on Instagram and Facebook @sichuankitchenslo.

and fragrant,” he said. He added that his special concoction provides a flavorful kick to a variety of dishes but does not overwhelm the senses.

“I would rate it at 4 to 5 on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being most spicy,” he said. Morris’ menu is a reflection of several years spent living in Sichuan and Nepal. The Los Angeles native received a degree in nutrition from Cal Poly, which included a semester abroad in Sichuan.

“I had no particular reason for choosing Sichuan but soon realized it must have been destiny,” he said. “I fell in love with the people, culture, and, of course, the food.

“When I came back to SLO I began cooking Sichuan dishes for friends and sharing my experiences.”

After graduating from Cal Poly in 2014, he joined the Peace Corps in Nepal, “geographically quite close to Sichuan, but very different culturally and culinarily,” he explained.

“Nepal became my home for the next three years, yet I didn’t forget China,” he said. “I would even cook Sichuan meals for my Nepali host family. Near the end of my Peace Corps service, I met my now wife, Coco Yang, who is from Sichuan.”

After he finished his service, they spent the year in China, where he really immersed himself in Sichuan culture and cuisine.

“When the COVID pandemic began, we were quick to vacate China, leaving only days before the country went into lockdown. We retreated back to Nepal, where we felt we could be safe in the self-sufficient farming community where I served as a Peace Corps volunteer,” he said. “After another two years of living in Nepal working on farms, I decided to return to the USA to work and begin the process of a visa for Coco.”

Morris landed jobs at Morro Bay’s organic Surfside Farm and SLO’s Carmichael Environmental, “a landscaping company focused on creating native and edible environments,” he said.

In between jobs, he continued to focus on his true passion: cooking and sharing Sichuan cuisine with family and friends.

In 2021 he launched Sichuan Educational Dinner Experiences, then in 2023 officially registered Sichuan Kitchen SLO with a vital assist from Jeff Wade of Slow Money SLO and Ben Arrona of Benny’s Kitchen in SLO.

The nonprofit group Slow Money SLO has been supporting local food and farm businesses for 11 years—to the tune of

more than $1.8 million in direct loans from partner community members, according to founder and Executive Director Wade.

“For Sichuan Kitchen, Garrett is the first start-up food business to receive a grant from [us] to defray the cost of getting off the ground,” Wade explained. “This is different from the loan facilitation program.

“We call this new grant effort the Kitchen Business Incubator program. In addition to our support, connection to resources, and sales opportunities, Garrett received invaluable coaching from [Arrona at his commercial kitchen].”

Wade and Arrona were only too happy to help.

“Garrett brings authentic Sichuan region knowledge to his cooking that makes it both an educational and gastronomic experience,” Wade said, while Arrona was more succinct in his praise: “It’s great food.”

Another ardent fan, Sarah Saldo, co-owner of Saints Barrel Wine Bar in SLO, was one of the first businesses to host Morris’ pop-ups.

“Flavor-wise, there is nothing that compares to Garrett’s food on the Central Coast,” Saldo said. “He brings out traditional flavors using locally available ingredients, often showcasing individual farms or local producers in each item. He has a natural intuition on how to alter dishes so that he is always cooking seasonally. Garrett’s use of spices, oils, and herbs creates surprising complexity that fills a void on the Central Coast. His food is inspiring, tasty, and always fresh.”

He provides pure “edutainment,” added Debbie Dugan, owner of Debbie Dugan’s Central Coast Culinary, which occasionally offers classes led by Morris.

“My clients love the food as well as his experiences … in the areas his food represents,” she said.

Morris is also available for private bookings.

Gail Cayetano Classick, owner and publisher of Edible SLO magazine, which recently featured Morris and awarded his cuisine an “Edible Approved” badge, solicited his services for her birthday party at Paso

PHOTOS COURTESY OF SICHUAN KITCHEN SLO
PEAK OF FRESHNESS Chef Garrett Morris of Sichuan Kitchen SLO sources ingredients, such as celtuce —also called stem or Chinese lettuce—and Chinese kale from local vendors including Surfside Farm, framed by Hollister Peak in Morro Bay. STEAMED DELICACIES Sichuan Duck Dumplings created by Sichuan Kitchen SLO chef Garrett Morris grace the late summer menu at Hotel SLO’s Ox + Anchor. Fresh ginger, scallions, and soychili vinaigrette complete the dish. SPICY SPECIALTIES Sichuan Kitchen SLO offers periodic pop-up dinners at Saints Barrel Wine Bar in downtown SLO. Standout dishes on Aug. 11 included Tiger Skin Surfside Farm Shishitos, Chengdu Chicken Wontons, and Sichuan Etto Noodles.
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is fantastic and there’s not much else like it in this county,” she said. “Plus, he has such a kind and easy-going demeanor that it’s hard not to support him and want to root for him.”

Many fans might hope for a future brickand-mortar, but Morris lives in the moment and is happy with his current work-life balance.

“I have always found contentment in how I am doing things more than exactly what I am doing, as I have so many interests,” he said.

“I really enjoy serving others, supporting local, working with people, and making connections.

“Cooking has always been one of my main passions. It is such a great way to connect people and fill bellies and hearts. There is something special about Chinese cuisine— it’s more than just food, but medicine, art, and resemblance of life’s balance.”

If he were to indulge one dream, he said, it would be “to have my own land where I could grow enough food to host events and show people some traditional growing, preserving, and cooking techniques that I learned in China and Nepal.”

He envisions weekly dinners “where people would sit in the garden and have simple, homey Chinese dinners, and perhaps a tea garden and library in the daytime.

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Robles winery McPrice Myers “and we were all blown away by Garrett’s passion and knowledge of Sichuan cuisine,” she said. She also frequents his pop-ups and weekly takeout dinners, which is tough since she splits her time between Paso Robles and Los Angeles.

“I … make a real effort because his food

“Coco could also do yoga and meditation classes,” he added, “to further strengthen human-earth connection.” ∆

Flavor Writer Cherish Whyte thinks chef Garrett Morris’ Sichuan dishes are the best Chinese she’s ever tried. Contact her at cwhyte@newtimesslo.com.

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Sealed bids will be received by the City Clerk of the City of Grover Beach at the City Clerk’s Office at 154 South 8th Street, Grover Beach, CA 93433 until 2:00 p.m., on Tuesday, September 12, 2023 and promptly thereafter all bids that have been duly received will be publicly opened and read aloud for furnishing to said City all labor, materials, equipment, transportation, services and supplies necessary to construct and complete the construction of the:

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General Work Description: In general, the Base Bid Work includes, but is not necessarily limited to, project management and controls activities, mobilization activities, public notification and interaction activities, construction surveying and staking, traffic control, water pollution control practices, pre- and post-construction survey monument protection and establishment, storm drain, utility work, landscaped center medians, irrigation, decorative street lighting, street trees, adjustment of pavement surface features (water utility boxes and valves, sewer manholes, storm drain manholes, and survey monument wells), clearing and grubbing of debris (plant, soil, abandoned landscape features, etc.) within the Work limits, landscaping and irrigation repair, resetting of sign posts, tree trimming, earthwork cutting and backfilling, roadway preparation, concrete curb and gutter, concrete cross-gutter, concrete sidewalks, accessibility improvements, signage and installation of pavement striping and markings.

The estimated construction cost for this Base Bid Work is approximately $4,000,000.

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The Contractor shall possess a Class A license at the time this Contract is awarded through Contract acceptance.

The Contractor and all subcontractors will be required to obtain a City of Grover Beach Business Tax Certificate at the time the Contract is awarded.

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Each bid shall be accompanied by cash, certified or cashier’s check, or bidder’s bond for not less than ten percent (10%) of the amount of the base bid, made payable to the City of Grover Beach.

Pursuant to Section 1773 of the Labor Code, the general prevailing wage rates in the county, or counties, in which the work is to be done have been determined by the Director of the California Department of Industrial Relations. These wages are set forth in the General Prevailing Wage Rates for this project available from the California Department of Industrial Relations’ Internet web site at http:// www.dir.ca.gov/OPRL/PWD/. Future effective general prevailing wage rates, which have been predetermined and are on file with the California Department of Industrial Relations are referenced but not printed in the general prevailing wage rates. This project is subject to compliance monitoring and enforcement by the Department of Industrial Relations. Pursuant to Labor Code section 1725.5, no contractor or subcontractor may be listed on a bid proposal or be awarded a contract for public work on public works project unless registered with the Department of Industrial Relations.

Notice is also hereby given that any or all bidders may be required to furnish a sworn statement of their financial responsibility, technical ability and experience before award is made to any particular bidder.

Bidders shall contact the City of Grover Beach Department of Public Works office at publicworks@groverbeach.org the day prior to bid opening to obtain any bidding addenda information. Submittal of a signed bid shall be evidence that the Bidder has obtained this information and that the bid is based on any changes contained therein.

Submittal of Bidder’s Inquiries: Inquiries or questions based on alleged patent ambiguity of the plans, specifications or estimate must be communicated as a bidder inquiry prior to bid opening.

Bidder’s inquiries shall be submitted in writing via e-mail to the City of Grover Beach, Public Works Department, at: publicworks@ groverbeach.org. The cutoff time that the City will accept bidder’s inquiries is August 30, 2023. The City will respond to bidder’s inquires via bidding addenda. Any such inquiries, submitted after the cutoff time of receiving bidder’s inquiries, will not be treated as a bid protest.

By submitting a bid, the bidder is confirming that a job walk was performed, and any visual ambiguities have been submitted in writing via a bidder inquiry.

Bid Submittal Instructions: On the outside of the bid envelope the Bidder shall indicate the following:

1. Name and Address of Bidder

2. Name of project on which bid is submitted

3. Date and time of bid opening

The right is reserved by the City of Grover Beach to reject any or all bids, to evaluate the bids submitted, and award the Contract to the lowest responsible bidder. The City further reserves the right to waive any informalities or minor irregularities in the bid. No bidder may withdraw his bid for a period of sixty (60) working days after the date set for the opening thereof.

Dated this 17th, day of August 2023, at the City of Grover Beach, California.

City of Grover Beach

STATE OF CALIFORNIA

Gregory A. Ray, P.E.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS

NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2023-1734 (07/01/2023) New Filing

The following person is doing business as CASPER KITMAN, CKM, 817 Paso Robles St., Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Brent Edward Walsworth (817 Paso Robles St., Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Brent Edward Walsworth, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-24-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk G. Ugalde, Deputy. Exp. 07-24-28. August 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS

NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2023-1737 (N/A)

New Filing

The following person is doing business as COZY NOOK, 1480 Burning Hills Lane, Templeton, CA 93465. San Luis Obispo County. Susan Cano Susan Cano Pido Revocable Trust, Susan Pido, Trustee (1480 Burning Hills Lane, Templeton, CA 93465).

This business is conducted by A Trust /s/ Susan Pido, Trustee. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-2523. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 07-25-28.

August 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2023-1738 (06/10/2005)

New Filing

The following person is doing business as THE UPS STORE 7810, 567 Five Cities Dr., Ste. A-8, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. JBK Central, Inc (3940 Broad Street #7115, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ JBK Central, Inc., Jane Kostiw - Secretary. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-25-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk O. Palmaornelas, Deputy. Exp. 07-25-28.

August 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2023-1739

The following person is doing business as SOL OPTOMETRY, 411 Traffic Way, Suite D, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Sally Hansen, OD Inc. (506 S. Spring St. #13308 SMB#48559, Los Angeles, CA 90013). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Sally Hansen, OD Inc., Sally Hansen, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-25-23. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)

Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Paredes, Deputy. Exp. 07-25-28.

August 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2023

NOTICE: SEIZURE OF PROPERTY AND INITIATION OF JUDICIAL FORFEITURE PROCEEDINGS PER HEALTH AND SAFETY CODE SECTION 11488.4(J)

TO: ALL PERSONS CLAIMING ANY RIGHT, TITLE, OR INTEREST IN PROPERTY DESCRIBED AS FOLLOWS:

$3868.00 IN UNITED STATES CURRENCY San Luis Obispo Superior Court, Case No. 23CVP-0221

Notice is hereby given that on July 6, 2022, the above-described property was seized at or near 149 Olive Street, Paso Robles, by the San Luis Obispo County Sheriff’s Office, in connection with cannabis violations, to wit, section(s) 11358, 11359, 11360 of the California Health and Safety Code. The estimated/appraised value of the property is $3,868.00.

Pursuant to section 11488.4(j) of the California Health and Safety Code, you must file a verified claim stating your interest in the property with the Superior Court’s Civil Division, Room 385, County Courthouse Annex, 1035 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, California 93408. Claim forms are available from the Clerk of the above court and also online at https://www.courts.ca.gov/documents/mc200.pdf.

Furthermore, an endorsed copy of the verified claim must also be served on the District Attorney, Asset Forfeiture Unit, County Courthouse Annex, 1035 Palm Street, 4th Floor, San Luis Obispo, California 93408, within 30 days of filing the claim with the Superior Court’s Civil Division.

Both the District Attorney’s Office and the Interested Party filing the claim are entitled to conduct reciprocal requests for discovery in preparation for a hearing. The provisions of the Code of Civil Procedure shall apply to the proceedings unless inconsistent with the provisions or procedures set forth in the Health and Safety Code (Section 11488.5(c)(3)). The Interested Party in entitled to legal representation at a hearing, although not one appointed at public expense, and has the right to present evidence and witnesses, and to cross-examine plaintiff’s witnesses, but there is no right to avoid testifying at a civil hearing.

The failure to timely file and secure a verified claim stating an interest in the property in the Superior Court will result in the property being declared or ordered forfeited to the State of California and distributed pursuant to the provisions of Health and Safety Code section 11489 without further notice or hearing.

DATED: August 21, 2023 DAN

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2023-1741 (07/25/2023)

New Filing

The following person is doing business as CASA DE AGUARDENTE, 200 South 4th Street #201, Grover Beach, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. Slodevie Distillery LLC (200 South 4th Street #201, Grover Beach, CA 93422). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Slodevie Distillery LLC, Thomas Darosa, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-25-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)

Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 07-25-28.

August 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS

NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2023-1742 (07/25/2023)

New Filing

The following person is doing business as PORTUGUESE HERITAGE ASSOCIATION, 200 South 4th Street #201, Grover Beach, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. Thomas Darosa (200 South 4th Street #201, Grover Beach, CA 93422). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Thomas Darosa. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-25-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)

Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 07-25-28.

August 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS

NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2023-1743 (06/08/2023)

New Filing

The following person is doing business as ESTRADA’S GYM, 2095 Valle Vista Pl, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Estrada’s Gym, LLC (2095 Valle Vista Pl, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Estrada’s Gym, LLC, David Kuden, Manager. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-2523. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk S. Steck, Deputy. Exp. 07-25-28.

August 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS

NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2023-1744 (N/A)

New Filing

The following person is doing business as JENUINE DESIGNZ, 773 Primrose Lane, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Jenuine Alofamoni Reyes (773 Primrose Lane, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Jenuine Alofamoni Reyes. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-25-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk O. Palmaornelas, Deputy. Exp. 07-25-28.

August 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS

NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2023-1745 (07/25/2023) New Filing

The following person is doing business as AZUL LANDSCAPES, 520 Banyan Pl., Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Juan Gregorio Leon (520 Banyan Pl., Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Juan Gregorio Leon. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-25-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 07-25-28.

August 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS

NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2023-1748

(07/25/2023)

New Filing

The following person is doing business as NEARMAN MEDIA, 202 Santa Fe Avenue, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Colin James Nearman (202 Santa Fe Avenue, Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Colin James Nearman. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 07-25-23. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Paredes, Deputy. Exp. 07-25-28.

August 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2023

SAN LUIS COASTAL UNIFIED SCHOOL DISTRICT

Notice is hereby given that the San Luis Coastal Unified School District acting by and through its Board of Education will receive RFPQ #318: Sealed Fee Proposals and Statements of Qualifications for Lease-Leaseback Construction Services (“RFPQs”) for the Measure C-22 Phase 1 Modernization Contract at Bishop’s Peak Elementary School up to but no later than Monday, September 11, 2023 at 12:00:00 P.M

Prequalification Applications Due Date: Prequalification applications are available on the PQ Bids website located at pqbids.com

A proposal submitted by a Contractor that is not prequalified will not be accepted and will not be considered by the District. To be prequalified for the Contract, prequalification must be completed no later than 12:00:00 p.m., August 25, 2023

The Sealed Fee Proposals and Statements of Qualifications shall be received in the San Luis Coastal Unified School District Facilities Office located at 937 Southwood Drive, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. Questions regarding RFPQ #318 Lease-Leaseback Construction Services for Bishop’s Peak Elementary Phase 1 Modernization may be directed in writing only to the Facilities Analyst, Kelly Lee, at klee@slcusd.org, and must be submitted no later than August 30, 2023 at 10:00:00 A.M Project documents are available at the San Luis Coastal Online Planroom at www.asapreprographics.com.

Kelly Lee Facilities Analyst San Luis Coastal Unified School District August 17 & 24, 2023

Shandon-San Juan Water District NOTICE OF ASSESSMENT

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that on July 26, 2023, an assessment levied by the Shandon-San Juan Water District for the 2023-2024 fiscal year became due and payable. Payment is requested by September 15, 2023. The assessment will be delinquent if not paid by January 26, 2024. Upon delinquency, a penalty of 5 percent of the amount delinquent will be added thereto and the delinquent property sold to the District, or the delinquency otherwise collected as provided by law.

August 24, 2023

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NOTICE OF SALE OF ABANDONED PERSONAL PROPERTY

Notice is given that undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property pursuant to sections 21701-21716 of the Business and Professions Code, Section 2328 of the Commercial Code, Section 535 of the Penal Code and provisions of the Civil Code.

“SuperStorage”, (formerly known as Local-Lockit) at 884 Farroll Rd. Grover Beach, Ca. 93433 will sell by competitive bidding ending on or after August 28th, 2023, on or after 10:00 A.M., property in storage units. Auction is to be held online at www.storagetreasures.com.

Property to be sold includes, but is not limited to: Bookshelves, dressers, washers & dryers, desks, beds, tables and chairs, bed frames, mattresses, kitchen utensils, kitchenware, pots and pans, appliances, furnishings, clothing, household items, luggage, stereo equipment, cabinets, sporting equipment, fishing gear, camping gear, tools, construction equipment, computers, monitors, printers, toys, TV’S, bicycles, golf clubs, surf boards, office furniture, personal items, possible collectibles/antiques and boxed items contents unknown, belonging to the following:

George Hill (8X8)

Jonah Jesse (10X5)

Aileen Abd (10X8)

Elizabeth Roberts (10X5)

Karen Randall (24X8)

Danny Leyva Jr (8X5)

Valerie Palamaris (10X8)

Mynor M Ruano (10X5)

Earl McVey (8X5)

Michelline Selfridge (20X8)

Jerry Henkel (8X8)

Delynn Parker (8X8)

Bill Russell (15X8)

Purchases must be paid for at time of sale in CASH ONLY. All purchased items sold as is, where is. Items must be removed at the time of sale. Sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between owner and obligated party. Advertiser reserves the right to bid. Dated this August 10th, 2023

Auction by StorageTreasures.com

Phone (855)722-8853

SuperStorage (805) 474-4445

Ad to run August 17th, and August 24th, 2023

NOTICE OF SALE OF ABANDONED PERSONAL PROPERTY

Notice is given that undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property pursuant to sections 21701-21716 of the Business and Professions Code, Section 2328 of the Commercial Code, Section 535 of the Penal Code and provisions of the Civil Code. SuperStorage (formerly Main Mini Storage), 1380 Santa Ynez Avenue, 2000 Mountain View Avenue, Los Osos, CA 93402 and 2100 Main St., Morro Bay, CA 93442 Will sell by competitive bidding ending on or after September 1st, 2023, on or after 10:00 A.M., property in storage units. Auction is to be held online at www.storagetreasures.com.

Property to be sold includes, but is not limited to: Bookshelves, dressers, washers & dryers, desks, beds, tables and chairs, bed frames, mattresses, kitchen utensils, kitchenware, pots and pans, appliances, furnishings, clothing, household items, luggage, stereo equipment, cabinets, sporting equipment, fishing gear, camping gear, tools, construction equipment, computers, monitors, printers, toys, TV’S, bicycles, golf clubs, surf boards, office furniture, personal items, possible collectibles/antiques and boxed items contents unknown, belonging to the following:

LOS OSOS

Michael Fricia (10x22)

Jeff Cadwell (10x15)

Ren Burton (5x5)

Pattie Davis (10x10)

Jim Riley-Akers (10x20)

Purchases must be paid for at time of sale in CASH ONLY. All purchased items sold as is, where is. Items must be removed at the time of sale. Sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between owner and obligated party. Advertiser reserves the right to bid. Dated this day 4th day of August 2023.

Auction by StorageTreasures.com

Phone (480) 397-6503

Main Mini Storage (805) 528-7864

Ad to run August 24th and August 31st, 2023.

NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE

TSG No.: 8783901

TS No.: CA2300288642 APN: 023-111-012

Property Address: 740 WALES ROAD CAMBRIA, CA 93428-5441

YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST, DATED 05/01/2013. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER. On 10/03/2023 at 11:00 A.M., First American Title Insurance Company, as duly appointed Trustee under and pursuant to Deed of Trust recorded 05/07/2013, as Instrument No. 2013026267, in book , page , , of Official Records in the office of the County Recorder of SAN LUIS OBISPO County, State of California. Executed by: WILLIAM H. PAULING, A MARRIED MAN AS HIS SOLE AND SEPARATE PROPERTY, WILL SELL AT PUBLIC AUCTION TO HIGHEST BIDDER FOR CASH, CASHIER’S CHECK/CASH EQUIVALENT or other form of payment authorized by 2924h(b), (Payable at time of sale in lawful money of the United States) In the breezeway adjacent to the County General Services Building, 1087 Santa Rosa Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408 All right, title and interest conveyed to and now held by it under said Deed of Trust in the property situated in said County and State described as: AS MORE FULLY DESCRIBED IN THE ABOVE MENTIONED DEED OF TRUST APN# 023-111-012 The street address and other common designation, if any, of the real property described above is purported to be: 740 WALES ROAD, CAMBRIA, CA 93428-5441 The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address and other common designation, if any, shown herein. Said sale will be made, but without covenant or warranty, expressed or implied, regarding title, possession, or encumbrances, to pay the remaining principal sum of the note(s) secured by said Deed of Trust, with interest thereon, as provided in said note(s), advances, under the terms of said Deed of Trust, fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee and of the trusts created by said Deed of Trust. The total amount of the unpaid balance of the obligation secured by the property to be sold and reasonable estimated costs, expenses and advances at the time of the initial publication of the Notice of Sale is $ 415,742.37.

The beneficiary under said Deed of Trust has deposited all documents evidencing the obligations secured by the Deed of Trust and has declared all sums secured thereby immediately due and payable, and has caused a written Notice of Default and Election to Sell to be executed. The undersigned caused said Notice of Default and Election to Sell to be recorded in the County where the real property is located. NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien.

If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY

OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale.

If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed,

and if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call (916)9390772 or visit this internet website http://search.nationwideposting. com/propertySearchTerms.aspx, using the file number assigned to this case CA2300288642 Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Website. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. NOTICE TO

TENANT: You may have a right to purchase this property after the trustee auction if conducted after January 1, 2021, pursuant to Section 2924m of the California Civil Code. If you are an “eligible tenant buyer,” you can purchase the property if you match the last and highest bid placed at the trustee auction. If you are an “eligible bidder,” you may be able to purchase the property if you exceed the last and highest bid placed at the trustee auction. There are three steps to exercising this right of purchase. First, 48 hours after the date of the trustee sale, you can call (916)939-0772, or visit this internet website http://search. nationwideposting.com/propertySearchTerms.aspx, using the file number assigned to this case CA2300288642 to find the date on which the trustee’s sale was held, the amount of the last and highest bid, and the address of the trustee. Second, you must send a written notice of intent to place a bid so that the trustee receives it no more than 15 days after the trustee’s sale. Third, you must submit a bid, by remitting the funds and affidavit described in Section 2924m(c) of the Civil Code, so that the trustee receives it no more than 45 days after the trustee’s sale. If you think you may qualify as an “eligible tenant buyer” or “eligible bidder,” you should consider contacting an attorney or appropriate real estate professional immediately for advice regarding this potential right to purchase. If the sale is set aside for any reason, the Purchaser at the sale shall be entitled only to a return of the deposit paid. The Purchaser shall have no further recourse against the Mortgagor, the Mortgagee or the Mortgagee’s attorney. Date: First American Title Insurance Company 4795 Regent Blvd, Mail Code 1011-F Irving, TX 75063 FOR TRUSTEES SALE

INFORMATION PLEASE CALL (916)939-0772 NPP0438472

CASE NUMBER: 23CVP0261

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Ashlynne Mariah Luther filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Diego Miguel Luther to PROPOSED

NAME: Lukas Joshua Luther

THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

SUMMONS (CITACION JUDICIAL)

NOTICE TO DEFENDANT: (AVISO AL DEMANDADO)

James S Harmor, an individual; and Does 1-100, inclusive

YOU ARE BEING SUED BY PLAINTIFF: (LO ESTÁ DEMANDANDO EL DEMANDANTE): DNF Associates, LLC

CASE NUMBER (Número de caso): 22LCP-0157

Notice! You have been sued. The court may decide against you without your being heard unless you respond within 30 days. Read the information below. You have 30 CALENDAR DAYS after this summons and legal papers are served on you to file a written response at this court and have a copy served on the plaintiff. A letter or phone call will not protect you. Your written response must be in proper legal form if you want the court to hear your case. There may be a court form that you can use for your response. You can find these court forms and more information at the California Courts Online Self-Help Center (www.courtinfo.ca.gov/selfhelp), your county law library, or the courthouse nearest you. If you cannot pay the filing fee, ask the court clerk for a fee waiver form. If you do not file your response on time, you may lose the case by default, and your wages, money and property may be taken without further warning from the court. There are other legal requirements. You may want to call an attorney right away. If you do not know an attorney, you may want to call an attorney referral service. If you cannot afford an attorney, you may be eligible for free legal services from a nonprofit legal services program. You can locate these nonprofit groups at the California Legal Services Web site (www.lawhelpcalifornia.org), the California Courts online Self-Help Center (www.courtinfo.ca.gov/selfhelp), or by contacting your local court or county bar association. NOTE: The court has a statutory lien for waived fees and costs on any settlement or arbitration award of $10,000 or more in a civil case. The court’s lien must be paid before the court will dismiss the case.

¡AVISO! Lo han demandado. Si no responde dentro de 30 dias, la corte puede decidir en su contra sin escuchar su version. Lea la informacion a continuacion.

Tiene 30 DIAS CALENDARIOS despues de que le entreguen esta citacion y papeles legales para presentar una repuesta por escrito en esta corte y hacer que se entregue una copia al demandante. Una carta o una llamada telefonica no lo protegen. Su respuesta por escrito tiene que estar en formato legal correcto si desea que procesen su caso en la corte. Es posible que haya un formulario que usted puede usar para su respuesta. Puede encontrar estos formuleriors de la corte y mas informacion en el Centro de Ayuda de las Cortes de California (www.courtinfo.ca.gov/ selfhelp/espanol), en la biblioteca de leyes de su condado o en la corte que le quede mas cerca. Si no puede pagar la cuota de presentacion, pida al secretario de la corte que le de un formulario de exencion de pago de cuotas. Si no presenta su repuesta a tiempo, puede perder el caso por incumplimiento y la corte la podra quitar su sueldo, dinero y bienes sin mas advertencia. Hay otros requistas legales. Es recomendable que llame a un abogado inmediamente. Si no conoce a un abogado, puede llamar a un servicio de remision a abogados. Si no puede pagar a un abogado, es posible que cumpla con los requisitos para obtener servicios legales gratuitos de un programa de servicios legales sin fines de lucro. Puede encontrar estos grupos sin fines de lucro en el sitio web de California Legal Services, (www. lawhelpcalifornia.org), en el Centro de Ayuda de las Cortes de California, (www.sucorte.ca.gov) o poniendose en contacto con la corte o el colegio de abogados locales. AVISO: Por ley, la corte tiene derecho a reclamar ias cuotas y los costos exentos por imponer un gravamen sobre cualquier recuperacion de $10,000 o mas de valor recibida mediante un acuerdo ao una consesion de artitraje en un caso dce derecho civll. Tiene que pagar el gravamen de la corte antes de que la corte pueda desechar el caso.

CASE NUMBER: (Número de caso):

22LCP-0157

The name and address of the court is:

(El nombre y dirección de la corte son)

SUMMONS (Family Law)

NOTICE TO RESPONDENT (Name): Serenity Gonzalez Aviso Al Demandado (Nombre)

You have been sued. Read the information below and on the next page. Lo han demandado. Lea la información y en la página siguiente.

Petitioner’s name is: Ulises E. Gonzalez Nombre del demandante

Case Number: 22FLP0263

You have 30 calendar days after this Summons and Petition are served on you to file a Response (form FL-120) at the court and have a copy served on the petitioner. A letter, phone call, or court appearance will not protect you. If you do not file your Response on time, the court may make orders affecting your marriage or domestic partnership, your property, and custody of your children. You may be ordered to pay support and attorney fees and costs. For legal advice, contact a lawyer immediately. Get help finding a lawyer at the California Courts Online Self-Help Center (www. courts.ca.gov/selfhelp), at the California Legal Services Web site (www.lawhelpca.org), or by contacting your local county bar association.

Tiene 30 dìas de calendario después de haber recibido la entrega legal de esta Citación y Petición para presenter una Respuesta (formulario FL-120) ante la corte y efectuar la entrega legal de una copia al demandante. Una carta o llamada telefónica no basta para protegerio.

Si no presenta su Respuesta a tiempo, la corte puede dar órdenes que afecten su matrimonio o pareja de hecho, sus bienes y la custodia de sus hijos. La corte también le puede ordenar que pague manutención, y honorarios y costos legales. Si no puede pagar la cuota de presentación, pida al secretario un formulario de exención de cuotas. Si desea obtener asesoramiento legal, póngase en contacto de immediate con un abogado. Puede obtener información para encontrar a un abogado en el Centro de Ayuda de las Cortes de California (www.sucorte.ca.gov), en el sitio Web de los Servicios Legales de California (www.lawhelpcalifornia.org) o poniéndose en contacto con el colegio de abogados de su condado.

1. The name and address of the court are: THE SUPERIOR COURT OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA County of San Luis Obispo County 901 Park Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446

2. The name, address, and telephone number of petitioner’s attorney, or petitioner without an attorney are: Brent D. Peterson (Bar # 238145) 605-13th Street Paso Robles, CA 93446 805-591-7161

Date: 01/25/2023

/s/ Michael Powell, Clerk

WHO County of San Luis Obispo Subdivision Review Board

WHEN Monday, September 11, 2023 at 09:00 AM. All items are advertised for 09:00 AM. To verify agenda placement, please call the Department of Planning & Building at (805) 781-5600.

WHAT Hearing to consider a request by Patrick and Annalisa Williams for a Vesting Tentative Parcel Map (CO22-0055) and concurrent Conditional Use Permit (N-SUB2023-00003) for a two-lot RR Cluster Subdivision to subdivide an existing 11.1-acre parcel into two parcels. The resulting Parcel 1 is a 7.34-acre open space parcel, with a 6,000-sf building envelope, to encompass all existing and future development. The resulting Parcel 2 is a 3.76-acre cluster parcel, where future development will be located outside of the non-buildable areas. The resulting lots will take access off Katy Canyon Way, and share an existing on-site domestic well. The project includes a request for an adjustment to waive frontage road improvements on Old Oak Park Road. The proposed project is within the Residential Rural (RR) land use category and is located at 343 Katy Canyon Way, approximately 2 miles northeast of the Pismo Beach URL. The site is in the San Luis Bay Inland Sub Area of the South County Planning Area.

Also to be considered is the determination that this project is covered by the general rule that CEQA applies only to projects which have the potential for causing a significant effect on the environment. It can be seen with certainty that there is no possibility that this project may have a significant effect on the environment; therefore, this project is exempt from the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA) under the provisions of CEQA Guidelines sec. 15061(b)(3)

County File Number: N-SUB2023-00003

Supervisorial District: District 3 Assessor Parcel Number(s): 044-301-035

Date Accepted: 05/16/2023

WHERE The hearing will be held in the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors Chambers, 1055 Monterey Street, Room #D170, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA. The Board of Supervisors Chambers are located on the corner of Santa Rosa and Monterey Streets. At the meeting all interested persons may express their views for or against, or to change the proposal.

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION

A copy of the staff report will be made available on the Planning Department website at www.sloplanning.org. You may also contact Lane Sutherland, Project Manager, in the Department of Planning and Building at the address below or by telephone at 805-788-9470. If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing.

Ysabel Eighmy, Secretary Subdivision Review Board August 24, 2023

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO

DEPARTMENT OF PLANNING & BUILDING

NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING

WHO County of San Luis Obispo Subdivision Review Board

WHEN Monday, September 11, 2023 at 09:00 AM All items are advertised for 09:00 AM. To verify agenda placement, please call the Department of Planning & Building at (805) 781-5600.

WHAT

A request by Pacific Gas and Electric Company (PG&E) to authorize the creation of a public lot of approximately 4.38 acres by deed conveyance without having to first obtain approval of a parcel map (which is allowed by Section 66428(a) of the Subdivision Map Act). PG&E is a public utility. The public lot will be used for construction of a substation to increase electrical power reliability as electricity demand increases in the surrounding area.

The site is within the Agriculture land use category and located 350 feet northeast of 5410 Union Road, 1.5 miles south of Highway 46, and approximately 2.5 miles east of the City of Paso Robles.

The site is in the El Pomar-Estrella Sub-area of the North County Planning Area. Supervisorial District: 1

Also to be considered is the determination that this public lot authorization is exempt from review under the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA). Specifically, the authorization is a ministerial action exempt from CEQA under the provisions of Public Resources Code section 21080(b)(1) and State CEQA Guidelines section 15300.1.

County File Number: N-SUB2023-00005

Supervisorial District: District 1

Assessor Parcel Number(s): 015-053-060

Date Accepted: 07/10/2023

WHERE

NOTICE TO THE PERSON

NOTICE OF HEARING:

Date: September 27, 2023, Time: 9:30 am, Dept. P2, in person or by zoom at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 901 Park Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times

Date: August 8, 2023

/s/: Tana L. Coates, Judge of the Superior Court August 17, 24, 31, & September 7, 2023

SUPERIOR COURT OF CALIFORNIA, COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO 901 Park St. Paso Robles, CA 93446

The name, address, and telephone number of plaintiff’s attorney, or plaintiff without an attorney, is: (El nombre, la dirección y número de telefono del abogado del demandante, o del demandante que no tiene abogado, es):

Teresa Straley/SBN 248299; Chris Stefan/SBN 257516; Luis Duenas/ SBN 271873 Persolve Legal Group, LLP 9301 Corbin Ave. Ste. 1600 Northridge, CA 91324

818-534-3100

Date: (Fecha) 04/26/2022

By: /s/ Michael Powell, Clerk (Secretario); C.M. Kastner, Deputy (Adjunto) August 17, 24, 31, & September 7, 2023

SERVED: You are served as an individual.

August 24, 31, September 7, & 14, 2023

The hearing will be held in the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors Chambers, 1055 Monterey Street, Room #D170, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA. The Board of Supervisors Chambers are located on the corner of Santa Rosa and Monterey Streets. At the meeting all interested persons may express their views for or against, or to change the proposal.

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION

A copy of the staff report will be made available on the Planning Department website at www.sloplanning.org You may also contact Michael Pero, Project Manager, in the Department of Planning and Building at the address below or by telephone at (805) 781-5600.

If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing.

Ysabel Eighmy, Secretary Subdivision Review Board August 24, 2023

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The San Luis Obispo Planning Commission will hold a Special Meeting on Wednesday, September 6, 2023 at 6:00 p.m. in the Council Chambers at City Hall, 990 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo. Meetings may be viewed on Government Access Channel 20 or streamed live from the City’s YouTube channel at http://youtube.slo.city Public comment, prior to the start of the meeting, may be submitted in writing via U.S. Mail delivered to the City Clerk’s Office at 990 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 or by email to advisorybodies@slocity.org.

PUBLIC HEARING ITEM:

• Review of an interim safe parking location as part of the Rotating Overnight Safe Parking Program that includes the temporary closure of a portion of Palm Street adjacent to the SLO Veteran’s Hall (limited to an annual duration of 120 days), intended to provide unhoused individuals and families a safe place to temporarily park a vehicle overnight (between 7:00 pm to 7:00 am) to facilitate the transition to permanent housing.The project is statutorily exempt from environmental review (CEQA). Project

Address: 1700 Palm Street; Case #: DIR-0378-2023; Zoning: C-T; CAPSLO, applicant.

Contact Information: Daisy Wiberg – (805) 781-7025 – dwiberg@slocity.org

The Planning Commission may also discuss other hearing or business items before or after the item(s) listed above. If you challenge the proposed action in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the Planning Commission at, or prior to, the public hearing.

Report(s) are typically available six days in advance of the meeting and can be viewed on the City’s website, under the Public Meeting Agendas web page: https://www.slocity.org/government/mayor-and-city-council/agendas-andminutes Please call The Community Development Department at (805) 781-7170 for more information, or to request an agenda report. The Planning Commission meeting will be televised live on Charter Cable Channel 20 and live streaming on the City’s YouTube channel http://youtube.slo.city

August 24, 2023

PUBLIC NOTICE

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that on Tuesday, September 5, 2023 at 5:30 p.m., the Pismo Beach City Council will hold a regular meeting in the Council Chamber at City Hall, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, during which it will consider the following:

Address: Citywide

Description: Introduction of an Ordinance amending Chapter 10.10: Paid Parking Zone, of the City of Pismo Beach Municipal Code, Relating to Using Parking Funds for Various Purposes. Details about ways to participate in this meeting will be provided on the agenda posted for the meeting online at pismobeach.org/agenda, and on the bulletin board at City Hall. The agenda will be posted in the afternoon of August 31, 2023.

Environmental Review

Under the provisions of the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA) Guidelines Section 15061 (b) (3), this ordinance is covered by the general rule that CEQA applies only to projects which have the potential for causing a significant effect on the environment. Where it can be seen with certainty that there is no possibility that the activity in question may have a significant effect on the environment, such as the adoption the regulations contained herein, the activity is not subject to CEQA. You have a right to comment on these projects and their effect on our community. Interested persons are invited to participate in the meeting or otherwise express their views and opinions regarding the proposed projects. Emailed comments may be submitted to citycouncil@ pismobeach.org; staff cannot guarantee that emailed comments submitted after the start of the meeting will be given full consideration before action is taken. Written comments may be delivered or mailed to the City Clerk’s Office at 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA 93449, prior to the meeting, or hand-delivered during the meeting no later than the comment period for this item.

Oral comment may be provided prior to the meeting by calling 805-773-7005 and leaving a voice message. Please state and spell your name, and identify your item of interest. Oral comment may also be made during the meeting, either by joining the virtual meeting using the link provided on the agenda document, or by attending the meeting in person in the Council Chamber at City Hall. Please refer to the agenda for this meeting for specific instructions for participation.

Staff reports, plans and other information related to these projects are available for public review from the City Clerk’s Office, by emailing City Clerk Erica Inderlied at einderlied@pismobeach.org. The meeting agenda and staff report will be available no later than the Thursday before the meeting and may be obtained upon request by mail or by visiting www.pismobeach.org/agenda. The Council meeting will be televised live on Charter Cable Channel 20 and streamed on the City’s website.

PLEASE NOTE:

If you challenge the action taken on this item in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public meeting described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the City of Pismo Beach at, or prior to, the Council’s consideration of the item.

For further information, please contact Erica Inderlied, City Clerk, at einderlied@pismobeach.org or 805-7737003.

Erica Inderlied City Clerk

August 24, 2023

Application to make minor changes to the property at the address listed below has been received by the City.

1. 100 Madonna Rd. DIR-0430-2023; A Temporary Use

Permit to allow a musical event (Tequila & Taco Music Festival) at Madonna Meadows. The event is scheduled to take place on September 16th between 1:00 pm and 9:00 pm, with an expected attendance of 3,000 to 4,000 persons (categorically exempt from CEQA environmental review); C/OS-20, C-T, and C-T-S Zones; CBF Productions, LLC, applicant. (Walter Oetzell)

The Community Development Director will either approve or deny this application no sooner than September 5, 2023

The Director’s decision may be appealed, and must be filed with the appropriate appeal fee within 10 days of the Director’s action. For more information, contact the City of San Luis Obispo Community Development Department, 919 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401, stop by Monday and Wednesday between 1 p.m. – 4 p.m. and Tuesday and Thursday between 9 a.m. – 12 p.m., or call (805) 781-7170, weekdays, 8 a.m. – 3 p.m.

August 24, 2023

PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that on Tuesday, September 5, 2023 at 6:00 p.m. or as soon thereafter as possible, the Pismo Beach City Council will hold a public hearing in the Council Chamber at City Hall, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, for the following purpose:

PUBLIC HEARING AGENDA:

NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING TO ADOPT AN ADDENDUM

TO THE FINAL ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT REPORT FOR THE CENTRAL COAST BLUE PROJECT. Pursuant to requirements of the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA), the City of Pismo Beach has previously certified a Final Environmental Impact Report (Final EIR) for the proposed Central Coast Blue Project (SCH # 2019120560). The Pismo Beach City Council will conduct a public hearing to consider adoption of an Addendum to the Final EIR, which was prepared to evaluate the environmental impacts of refined project component locations.

Central Coast Blue is a regional, multi-agency collaboration between the Cities of Pismo Beach, Grover Beach, and Arroyo Grande and the South San Luis Obispo County Sanitation District to construct an advanced purified water project intended to enhance supply reliability by reducing the Santa Maria Groundwater Basin’s vulnerability to drought and seawater intrusion. The project consists of an advanced treatment facility complex, pipelines, injection wells, monitoring wells, and one new production well. The project would also include groundwater injection via the proposed injection wells to create a seawater intrusion barrier and to augment local groundwater supplies and would facilitate increased groundwater pumping from existing production wells. Groundwater.

Details about ways to participate in this hearing will be provided on the agenda posted for the meeting online at pismobeach.org/ agenda, and on the bulletin board at City Hall. The agenda will be posted in the afternoon of August 31, 2023.

Environmental Review

The Addendum to the Final EIR consists of the written comments received on the Addendum and presents responses to environmental issues raised in the comments. In addition to the responses to comments, the Final EIR contains necessary revisions, updates, and clarifications in response to public comment on the Draft EIR. The Final EIR is available at the project website (www.centralcoastblue.com).

You have a right to comment on these projects and their effect on our community. Interested persons are invited to participate in the hearing or otherwise express their views and opinions regarding the proposed projects. Emailed comments may be submitted to citycouncil@pismobeach.org; staff cannot guarantee that emailed comments submitted after the start of the meeting will be given full consideration before action is taken. Written comments may be delivered or mailed to the City Clerk’s Office at 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA 93449, prior to the meeting, or hand-delivered during the meeting no later than the comment period for this item. Oral comment may be provided prior to the meeting by calling 805-773-7005 and leaving a voice message. Please state and spell your name, and identify your item of interest. Oral comment may also be made during the meeting, either by joining the virtual meeting using the link provided on the agenda document, or by attending the meeting in person in the Council Chamber at City Hall. Please refer to the agenda for this meeting for specific instructions for participation.

Staff reports, plans and other information related to these projects are available for public review from the City Clerk’s Office, by emailing City Clerk Erica Inderlied at einderlied@ pismobeach.org. The meeting agenda and staff report will be available no later than the Thursday before the meeting and may be obtained upon request by mail or by visiting www. pismobeach.org/agenda The Council meeting will be televised live on Charter Cable Channel 20 and streamed on the City’s website.

PLEASE NOTE:

If you challenge the action taken on this item in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the City of Pismo Beach at, or prior to, the public hearing.

For further information, please contact Erica Inderlied, City Clerk, at einderlied@pismobeach.org or 805-773-7003.

Erica Inderlied, City Clerk August 24, 2023

Free Will Astrology by Rob Brezsny

Homework: Cross two relatively trivial wishes off your list so you can focus more on major wishes. Newsletter.freewillastrology.com

ARIES

(March 21-April 19): None of the books I’ve written have appeared on the New York Times best-seller list. Even if my future books do well, I will never catch up with Aries writer James Patterson, who has had 260 books on the prestigious list. My sales will never rival his, either. He has earned more than $800 million from the 425 million copies his readers have bought. While I don’t expect you Rams to ever boost your income to Patterson’s level, either, I suspect the next nine months will bring you unprecedented opportunities to improve your financial situation. For best results, edge your way toward doing more of what you love to do.

TAURUS

(April 20-May 20): Addressing a lover, D. H. Lawrence said that “having you near me” meant that he would “never cease to be filled with newness.” That is a sensational compliment! I wish all of us could have such an influence in our lives: a prod that helps arouse endless novelty. Here’s the good news, Taurus: I suspect you may soon be blessed with a lively source of such stimulation, at least temporarily. Are you ready and eager to welcome an influx of freshness?

GEMINI

(May 21-June 20): Humans have been drinking beer for at least 13,000 years and eating bread for 14,500. We’ve enjoyed cheese for 7,500 years and popcorn for 6,500. Chances are good that at least some of these four are comfort foods for you. In the coming weeks, I suggest you get an ample share of them or any other delicious nourishments that make you feel well-grounded and deep-rooted. You need to give extra care to stabilizing your foundations. You have a mandate to cultivate security, stability, and constancy. Here’s your homework: Identify three things you can do to make you feel utterly at home in the world.

CANCER

(June 21-July 22): On Instagram, I posted a favorite quote from poet Muriel Rukeyser: “The world is made of stories, not atoms.” I added my own thought: “You are made of stories, too.” A reader didn’t like this meme. He said it was “a nightmare for us anti-social people.” I asked him why. He said, “Because stories only happen in a social setting. To tell or hear a story is to be in a social interaction. If you’re not inclined towards such activities, it’s oppressive.”

Here’s how I replied: “That’s not true for me. Many of my stories happen while I’m alone with my inner world. My nightly dreams are some of my favorite stories.” Anyway, Cancerian, I’m offering this exchange to you now because you are in a story-rich phase of your life. The tales coming your way, whether they occur in social settings or in the privacy of your own fantasies, will be extra interesting, educational, and motivational. Gather them in with gusto! Celebrate them!

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Author A. Conan Doyle said, “It has long been my axiom that the little things are infinitely the most important.”

Spiritual teacher John Zabat-Zinn muses, “The little things? The little moments? They aren’t little.” Here’s author Robert Brault’s advice: “Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.” Ancient Chinese sage Lao-Tzu provides a further nuance: “To know you have enough is to be rich.” Let’s add one more clue, from author Alice Walker: “I try to teach my heart to want nothing it can’t have.”

VIRGO

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “I don’t believe that in order to be interesting or meaningful, a relationship has to work out—in fiction or in real life.” So says Virgo novelist Elizabeth Curtis Sittenfeld, and I agree. Just because a romantic bond didn’t last forever doesn’t mean it was a waste of energy. An intimate connection you once enjoyed but then broke off might have taught you lessons that are crucial to your destiny. In accordance with astrological omens, I invite you to acknowledge and celebrate these past experiences of togetherness. Interpret them not as failures but as gifts.

LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The amount of rubbish produced by the modern world is staggering: more than 2 billion tons per year. To get a sense of how much that is, imagine a convoy of fully loaded garbage trucks circling the earth 24 times. You and I can diminish our contributions to this mess, though we must overcome the temptation to think our personal efforts will be futile. Can we really help save the world by buying secondhand goods, shopping at farmers markets, and curbing our use of paper? Maybe a little. And here’s the bonus: We enhance our mental health by reducing the waste we engender. Doing so gives us a more graceful and congenial relationship with life. The coming weeks will be an excellent time to meditate and act on this beautiful truth.

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): I hope that in the coming weeks, you will wash more dishes, do more laundry, and scrub more floors than you ever have before. Clean the bathrooms with extra fervor, too. Scour the oven and refrigerator. Make your bed with extreme precision. Got all that, Scorpio? Just kidding! Everything I just said was a lie. Now here’s my authentic message: Avoid grunt work. Be as loose and playful and spontaneous as you have ever been. Seek recordbreaking levels of fun and amusement. Experiment with the high arts of brilliant joy and profound pleasure.

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Dear Sagittarius the Archer: To be successful in the coming weeks, you don’t have to hit the exact center of the bull’s-eye every time—or even any time. Merely shooting your arrows so they land somewhere inside the fourth or third concentric rings will be a very positive development. Same is true if you are engaged in a situation with metaphorical resemblances to a game of horseshoes. Even if you don’t throw any ringers at all, just getting close could be enough to win the match. This is one time in your life when perfection isn’t necessary to win.

CAPRICORN

(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): I suspect you are about to escape the stuffy labyrinth. There may be a short adjustment period, but soon you will be running half-wild in a liberated zone where you won’t have to dilute and censor yourself. I am not implying that your exile in the enclosed space was purely oppressive. Not at all. You learned some cool magic in there, and it will serve you well in your expansive new setting. Here’s your homework assignment: Identify three ways you will take advantage of your additional freedom.

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Though my mother is a practical, sensible person with few mystical propensities, she sometimes talks about a supernatural vision she had. Her mother, my grandmother, had been disabled by a massive stroke. It left her barely able to do more than laugh and move her left arm. But months later, on the morning after grandma died, her spirit showed up in a pink ballerina dress doing ecstatic pirouettes next to my mother’s bed. My mom saw it as a communication about how joyful she was to be free of her wounded body. I mention this gift of grace because I suspect you will have at least one comparable experience in the coming weeks. Be alert for messages from your departed ancestors.

PISCES

(Feb. 19-March 20): “Those who know the truth are not equal to those who love it,” said the ancient Chinese sage Confucius. Amen! Seeking to understand reality with cold, unfeeling rationality is at best boring and at worst destructive. I go so far as to say that it’s impossible to deeply comprehend anything or anyone unless we love them. Really! I’m not exaggerating or being poetical. In my philosophy, our quest to be awake and see truly requires us to summon an abundance of affectionate attention. I nominate you to be the champion practitioner of this approach to intelligence, Pisces. It’s your birthright! And I hope you turn it up full blast in the coming weeks. ∆

Rob Brezsny

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