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The last few months of Tommy Gong’s tenure as SLO County’s top election official were tough. He resigned from his post soon after a May 2021 meeting in which someone questioned whether he was a member of China’s Communist Party and at least a hundred others attacked the ClerkRecorder’s Office with claims of voter fraud. He left SLO County for work in Contra Costa County, where he also joined state and national groups lobbying on behalf of election officials and wrote a letter to Congress about his experiences here. Assistant Editor Peter Johnson spoke with him about it all [8]
Also this week, read about why a man who regularly films local law enforcement, the SLO County Observer, served jail time in Ventura County [10] ; Dirty Laundry at SLOMA [26] ; and the woman behind Ward Four Wines [31]
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Misreading the age restriction of drag performances hosted by a downtown San Luis Obispo restaurant led to threats and intimidation from a local business.
On Nov. 17, Highwater SLO received direct messages on Instagram complaining about their drag brunch for ages 21 and up. The restaurant captioned the Instagram post advertising the event, “Bring the family!” which irked the business owner.
“As I stated, if you advertise drag shows to children, I will be right back here. I don’t care in the slightest what adults choose to do,” stated the message sent to Highwater. “But we will see how the public responds to you encouraging children to attend drag shows.”
Highwater co-owner Robin Wolf told New Times that she did not want to name the person or their business publicly.
“I do not believe in doxing people; I believe it’s predatory,” she said. “I do not believe in giving attention to bullies.”
Wolf said she heard from other establishments in the city, like Art and Soul SLO, that also received messages from the same person about their drag events. In direct messages sent to Art and Soul, the business owner said they would spend as much money as required to make sure “this upcoming ‘all ages’ drag event you’re hosting will be the most publicized event you’ve EVER put on.”
“I’ve been chatting with one of the founders of @gaysagainstgroomers and they’ve agreed to assist in the advertising by utilizing their 130k followers to get the word out about your event,” one message read. “We will make your organization famous for inviting children to drag shows, I promise you that.”
Gays Against Groomers is a national group founded by Florida-based Jaimee Mitchell. The organization has been banned by Google, Venmo, and PayPal after pressure mounted on tech companies to restrict it for allegedly spreading anti-transgender sentiments. Two days after the Nov. 20 mass shooting at Colorado Springs’ Club Q, Mitchell appeared on Tucker Carlson’s Fox News segment and said that the murders were “expected and predictable” because of genderaffirming health care.
Wolf and her husband, Matt Hanson, issued a public statement on the restaurant’s Instagram page that called out the critical messages they received. Community members flooded the comments with support. But the
Atascadero homeless encampment causes problems for De Anza trail users
A homeless encampment located under Highway 41 in Atascadero has led to conflicts between recreational trail users and those who live in the Salinas Riverbed.
Anthony Vasquez, 68, and his wife, Sandra
disgruntled business owner continued texting and threatened to take legal action on the basis of defamation if their business suffered.
“Wow. Look at all the outpouring of support you received! It only took you completely misrepresenting everything I said and riding off the coattails of a mass murder [Club Q shooting]! LOL,” they wrote.
Highwater plans to debut kid-friendly drag events in January 2023. Wolf said that it was always in the pipeline because their regular drag brunches sell out quickly, and the restaurant often fields phone calls and emails from parents asking if they could bring their teenagers.
“My own brother asked if he could bring his children, and I’ve had to tell him no because we’re 21-plus only,” she said.
Wolf added that their version of a kid-friendly drag performance would include story time, face painting, arts and crafts, and a dance party.
“Just because a performer wears a sparkly dress and makeup rather than a suit does not sexualize that performer or the event,” she said. “Acceptance, creativity, and celebration are the heart of our all-ages drag event.”
Following community outcry in support of the restaurant, Highwater is partnering with
Obermeyer, were participating in the Toys for Tots Ride on Nov. 12, an annual event hosted by the Atascadero Horsemen’s Club, when a group of the encampment’s occupants approached the pair, yelling in an attempt to scare the horses. Vasquez said his horse responded to the commotion by violently bucking throwing Vasquez on the ground and knocking him unconscious.
“When I came to, I discovered I was face
Wolf told New Times that at least three business have received similar messages from the original sender, and some even felt compelled to cancel their drag events out of concern for the well-being of the performers. One such drag queen is Pandora Mystere. She performed at Highwater’s event before Thanksgiving, which initially drew the critic’s attention.
“I feel like I can confidently say that most members of our community have found themselves in situations where they feel unsettled and unsafe,” Mystere said via email. “I was so excited to hear about the formation of the Queer Events Safety Committee. It sounds like so many of our queer-owned and allied businesses have some amazing ideas to keep our community even safer moving forward. Drag is an art form of expression, and it is intended to inspire a feeling of family and togetherness. We have to preserve that feeling.” ∆
—Bulbul Rajagopal
down in a patch of yellow star thistle and there was something very wrong with my shoulder,” Vasquez wrote in a letter to New Times. “I could feel the bone protruding and the pain was indescribable.”
Amid the chaos, Obermeyer was trying to control both horses as she watched her husband lying unconscious on the ground.
“I couldn’t get near Tony because they [the
Gala, Big Balsz Productions, and Art and Soul to set up a Queer Event Safety Committee that can be a resource for anyone who wants to host programs for the LGBTQ-plus community. On Dec. 6 at 6 p.m., the committee will conduct a public forum for community input at Highwater.
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horses] would trample him. So all I could do was yell at Tony, ‘Can you move?’”
Obermeyer told New Times. “These people didn’t try to offer to help. They were right there. And they’re laughing at me trying to catch the horses, and the dogs are in a frenzy, barking.”
Despite wearing safety gear, Vasquez sustained a separated shoulder and a sprained thumb.
The couple said it isn’t their first encounter with the homeless encampment’s residents. Four months ago, Obermeyer said, their dogs had tried to bite her horse.
Valerie Stern, another Juan Bautista De Anza Trail user, said that she and her daughter have also had similar experiences with those dogs while horseback riding through the area.
“I don’t go there as often and have been telling my kids that they can’t go right there because I’m worried something bad’s going to happen,” Stern said. “And it’s a shame, you know, as the host community we [have] always been squeezed by urban development. And it’s getting worse and worse now that the homeless people are squeezing us out of the riverbed, and it’s just very sad.”
Previously, the homeless encampment only occupied the east side of the riverbed. Now, Obermeyer said that she’s seen the encampment grow, spilling over to the west side of the riverbed, closer to where the trail is located. Both Vasquez and Stern said that they have filed police reports, attended City Council meetings, and called Animal Control, but they feel like the response has been slow.
“We’re half afraid to say anything because we’re afraid that the city will just shut down the trail,” Vasquez said.
The Atascadero Police Department told New Times that after Vasquez filed a complaint, the Community Action Team cleared out the encampments located on the city’s side of the bridge on Nov. 30.
“Our CAT team routinely checks these areas and conducts extra enforcement. We cannot determine what action people may take when they are moved out of a location,” the department wrote via email. “We can ensure that we will keep monitoring these areas and take whatever enforcement action is appropriate for a given situation.”
—Shwetha Sundarrajan
Los Osos CSD board to discuss town incorporation
The Los Osos Community Services District (CSD) is set to take up the question on Dec. 1 of whether it wants to get involved in a citizen push to incorporate Los Osos as a city.
Two Los Osos residents, Jon ErikStorm and Kristin Horowitz, formed the Committee to Incorporate Los Osos and have requested that the CSD adopt a resolution that would set in motion an official incorporation process.
If that succeeds, the question of whether to become a city would go before voters.
“We believe Los Osos deserves more. We suffer from a democracy deficit,” the committee wrote in a memo to the CSD board.
While a new city has not incorporated in California since 2011, the Committee to Incorporate Los Osos argues that the time is right for the coastal community of
about 15,000 residents.
Leaders say that Los Osos is underserved by county government and point out that it’s also about to lose supervisor representation for two years due to redistricting.
“Maybe we can break the logjam,” the committee wrote. “You, the Los Osos CSD board of directors, have the power to remedy all of this.”
The key question for the CSD is whether it wants to take the lead on any push to incorporate. One route to jumpstart incorporation is for a local body like the CSD to adopt a resolution of application.
Another route is for the citizen proponents to gather the signatures of at least 25 percent of Los Osos’ registered voters or landowners.
In a staff report released ahead of the meeting, CSD officials indicated that the citizen petition route might be preferred.
“The district may not have sufficient staffing or funding resources to pursue incorporation at this time,” the staff report stated. “A community group may have more resources available through fundraising and … they may have access to more advantageous funding from the state than the district does.”
Any application to incorporate Los Osos would have to go through the SLO County Local Agency Formation Commission, which reviews new agency applications and approves or rejects them based on detailed studies and analyses.
The Committee to Incorporate Los Osos responded to the CSD staff report by urging the district to at least commission a preliminary fiscal analysis of incorporating before dropping the effort.
“Keep control of the process. Start small,” the committee wrote. “See what it brings about.”
The CSD—which manages water and other services for the town—also noted in its staff report that a successful incorporation application would require additional public outreach “to better understand what the community wants out of its local government.”
“Knowing this first would better guide the discussion of what structure of government could best serve the community and bring to light any alternative solutions,” the CSD report read.
Regardless of which entity spearheads an incorporation application, the basic feasibility of Los Osos as a city remains uncertain.
Any new city is required by law to generate sufficient revenue to provide at least the same level of service that the county provides, with reasonable reserves, too.
“With your help, we can find out,” the committee wrote to the CSD. “A new town would face many challenges, but it would also create many opportunities—most importantly, it would give us a powerful voice in critical questions about our home, over questions of land use and development, the environment, and law enforcement, and strengthen our voice in the vital matter of our water supply.”
—Peter Johnson
Mountain lion sightings put SLO residents on edge
At 7:20 a.m. on Nov. 25, Laguna Lake resident Natalie Davis settled down on the couch with a cup of coffee when she
heard her dog’s frantic barking. She ran to the window and saw a mountain lion chasing her dog.
“So when I saw him [the mountain lion] chasing the dog, I immediately put my hands up on my sliding glass door like up above my head and began banging on it,” Davis said.
Davis, who lives in SLO’s Laguna Lake area, said it wasn’t the first time a mountain lion had visited her backyard. She first spotted the animal walking near her fence on Nov. 21.
“And that [incident] obviously made us super cautious, but we knew that there have been so many sightings locally in San Luis recently. So we were just more careful,” Davis said. “We didn’t go out as early and we didn’t let the dog out as early.”
Now, everyone’s on high alert, including her dog.
“Our dog is acting so crazy,” Davis said. “He does like a perimeter walk around the house every time he goes outside now. He sniffs in the area that the mountain lion chased him around our swing set.”
The response of local agencies, such as the SLO Police Department and the California Department of Fish and Wildlife, were “nonchalant” to her situation, Davis said.
Bob Hill, SLO city’s Sustainability and Natural Resources Official, told New Times that it’s natural for mountain lions to be in the area.
“We don’t really know exactly why mountain lions currently have been seen so often in neighborhood areas, but there’s a couple of ideas,” Hill said. “One is that with prolonged drought, a lot of the deer will come in closer to town from higher up in the hills and the mountain lions will follow the deer as prey.”
Currently, the city is working with Fish and Wildlife to monitor the mountain lion, which has been seen more than a dozen times. At this time, Fish and Wildlife biologist Brandon Swanson said they don’t have any plans to relocate or euthanize the mountain lion unless it starts showing aggressive behavior.
“Relocation isn’t ideal, because you’re moving a lion into another lion’s territory and you’re messing with everything else,” Swanson said. “You’re going to push other lions around or the lions will come back. And that puts lions at risk for getting hit by a car.”
While the department said it will continue to monitor the mountain lion’s movements, the sightings have cast a cloud of fear over the Laguna Lake neighborhood. Fewer residents walk during early morning and evening hours, Davis said.
“I respect wildlife 100 percent. I understand the argument if they were there first. But I also am a firm believer that our children are more important than wildlife. At some point, my fear is if it were to attack a child or a person when they encroach so much in residential neighborhoods,” Davis said. “I don’t want to see an animal or innocent animal killed, but I also feel in my heart that a child is more important than a mountain lion. So that’s a very fine line.”
—Shwetha Sundarrajan
Cayucos Vets Hall
The buck doesn’t stop at $11 million to
refurbish the Cayucos Vets Hall.
As the coastal town approaches the Dec. 2 groundbreaking, a fundraising group hopes to collect an additional $200,000.
“The community decided it was their responsibility to make the Vets Hall as nice as possible,” said Cayucos resident Greg Bettencourt, who chairs the Restore Cayucos Vets Hall Committee.
The $200,000 is meant to purchase items like an assisted listening system, a portable stage, a sound system, benches for an expanded deck, a commercial microwave, and tables and chairs to replace the ones that were worn out in storage when the hall closed in 2016 due to structural issues.
Currently, the Vets Hall reconstruction project already has $11 million committed to it. That amount comprises a $3.5 million loan approved by the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors, $2.5 million from the state’s Natural Resources Agency, and $435,676 from donations to the Restore Cayucos Vets Hall Committee, among other contributions. Bettencourt told New Times that the fundraising group collected $20,000 of the $200,000 after emailing past donors over Thanksgiving week. Is he concerned that the much-awaited construction is getting increasingly costly?
“Not really,” Bettencourt said. “Once the building goes up, we want to make it as nice as we can make it. We’re confident we can pay off the loan. The county has done the calculations and thinks we can make the payments.”
Called the “nerve center” of Cayucos by its residents, and the “community jewel” by 1st District Supervisor John Peschong, the Vets Hall is managed by the Lions and Lioness Clubs. Bettencourt said that those clubs and other locals assessed how much more money is needed. The fundraising committee began collecting capital in October 2021 and raised $500,000 from more than 500 people and organizations, according to a press release sent by Bettencourt.
“Recently it pledged $435,000 of those funds to SLO County to be used for construction,” the press release read.
“Having committed the bulk of its funds to construction, the committee intends to raise an additional $200,000 to invest in the furnishings and equipment needed for the hall to function and look like the first-class venue and community center it is designed to be.”
The Vets Hall is accepting donations at restorecayucosvetshall.org/donate Though the 10 Cayucos Drive property ground will be broken on Dec. 2 at 2 p.m., Bettencourt said the committee is accepting funds throughout 2023.
Construction is expected to finish in spring 2024.
—Bulbul Rajagopal
Voters pass abortion, arts education, antitobacco propositions
California and San Luis Obispo County voters both said “yes” to abortion protections, arts education funding, and a flavored tobacco ban, but soured on the remaining statewide propositions, according to Nov. 8 election results.
With 98 percent of the statewide vote counted as of press time, the seven proposition contests are all but decided.
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Of the group, Proposition 1 received the most support, with two-thirds of voters (or more than 7 million residents) voting in favor of enshrining reproductive rights into the state Constitution.
Proposition 27, on the other hand, saw the most emphatic opposition: 82 percent of voters rejected the measure that would’ve legalized online gambling outside of tribal territories.
Most native groups—including the Santa Ynez Band of Chumash Indians— opposed the measure. The official No on 27, Californians for Tribal Sovereignty and Safe Gaming group celebrated the proposition’s defeat in a statement.
“California tribes are thankful that voters have defeated Prop. 27 and affirmed the mutually beneficial relationship enjoyed by tribes with the state of California,” the statement read. “The sovereign right of tribes to exclusively operate casino-style gaming in California, as originally confirmed by the state’s voters over two decades ago, has been preserved from the incursion of out-of-state corporations.”
State voters also rejected Proposition 26, another gambling measure, by a less emphatic but still hefty two-thirds majority. If passed, it would have legalized “on-site sports betting, racetrack operations, roulette tables, and dice games on federally recognized tribal
lands,” according to previous New Times reporting.
Propositions 28 and 31 both passed easily. Proposition 28 will establish the state’s first dedicated funding stream for arts and music education in K-12 schools—requiring about $1 billion per year. Proposition 31 upholds the state’s flavored tobacco ban, which lawmakers passed in 2020. Both received about 64 percent voter support.
The third time was not the charm for dialysis reform: More than two-thirds of voters rejected Proposition 29, the third attempt by dialysis union workers to put a proposal before state voters in as many elections.
Voters also said “no” to Proposition 30, a proposed tax on millionaires, which would’ve funded rebates for electric cars and charging infrastructure, as well as wildfire prevention efforts. That contest turned out to be the tightest of the seven, but 58 percent of voters still rejected it.
The proposition results in SLO County mirrored those of the state, with locals choosing to support and reject the same slate of measures. But local support was weaker for the three propositions that passed than it was statewide. As of press time, Proposition 1 had 5 percent less support, Proposition 28 had 6 percent less support, and Proposition 31 had 4 percent less support in SLO County versus the statewide totals. ∆
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Saving elections
Tommy Gong is sure that he’s where he’s supposed to be now.
The former San Luis Obispo County clerk-recorder—who famously left his post in 2021 amid an “avalanche” of 2020 election denialism pushed by the local Republican Party—said he’s thriving in his new role as a deputy clerk-recorder for Contra Costa County.
“It’s really given me a new breath, a new life in the profession,” Gong told New Times. “I did kind of question the sustainability of my career in SLO, only because I was working to the bone. And I was really kind of saying, how much longer could I do this?”
Since he left SLO County after 16 years to work in a Bay Area county five times its size, Gong said he’s gained invaluable perspective about his time on the Central Coast, the challenge of confronting election disinformation, and the importance of better funding county clerk offices.
“Because of the chipping away at the trust in elections and results, the counties in general really need to bolster up that piece,” Gong said. “Even though it’s not statutorily required, it’s something that’s essential to the public’s benefit.”
Despite his tumultuous exit more than a year ago, Gong said he’s managed to turn a disheartening final few months in SLO County into a positive pivot in his career. Since leaving, he’s stepped into leadership roles at various state and national election organizations that are focused on voter outreach, education, and rebuilding trust.
“As a result of my working with Contra Costa, I’ve been really broadening my view of elections,” Gong said. “And it has more to do with our state association as well as the many, many national organizations and nonprofits that I did not really know existed before. These are the sorts of things I just didn’t have the bandwidth for [in SLO County].”
Working in a larger county with a larger budget, Gong said he has the resources to think more broadly and more innovatively—as opposed to doing “the jobs of four different people” in a smaller county.
“Certainly because of the layers of staff, it does give me that opportunity to play a different role than I did,” Gong said.
“I’ve been able to do more things that I would’ve never been able to do down there.”
One of those new opportunities for Gong came this past June. Gong was asked, and agreed, to submit written testimony to the U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee about his experience confronting election misinformation in SLO County for a hearing it held on the growing threats to election workers.
“I don’t usually do those sorts of things just because, frankly, we never had the time to be able to do it in SLO,” Gong said.
“It had been about a year since I’d been in Contra Costa, so I thought it’d give me an opportunity to put down on paper all of what went on during that time frame, because I really hadn’t done that.”
In the testimony, Gong recounted how a “mob mentality” had developed in SLO about four months after the 2020 election.
The SLO County Republican Party and its members initiated a coordinated campaign demanding that Gong audit the election, which was certified, as well as the county’s Dominion voting machine—actions that would’ve been illegal under state law.
Despite Gong explaining why he couldn’t do that, the pressure campaign ratcheted up, and it peaked during a Board of Supervisors meeting in May 2021. During the hours of misinformed public comment, one speaker questioned if Gong might be a member of the Chinese Communist Party.
“I stopped and asked my staff if that
was what was said. We were all stunned,” Gong wrote in his testimony. “When I was in kindergarten, my mother warned me that others might call me names or make racist comments. Hearing this racism made me think back to that time. After hearing about some of the threats of violence toward election officials across the nation as well as the increase in violent crimes toward Asians, that comment did prompt concerns for me and my family.”
Gong testified that what happened in SLO County was unprecedented in his career, and he felt “ill-equipped and unprepared” to handle it.
“I felt alone and isolated when the avalanche of accusations was hurled at me,” he wrote. “Nevertheless, I remain unapologetic in my defense of the county’s voting system and upholding the integrity of the election.”
In addition to sharing his story, Gong also outlined to lawmakers what he
believed smaller counties like SLO needed to combat election conspiracies and educate voters about an increasingly complex election process. More local, state, and federal funding is crucial to that, he said.
“The smaller the county, the more vulnerable it is to mis- and disinformation,” Gong testified. “The largest of counties have communication teams; smaller counties might only have the local election official as its only press contact. Most election jurisdictions do not have a budget for extensive voter education and outreach, much less debunking baseless claims regarding an election.”
When Gong transitioned to his new role in Contra Costa, he said he had the idea to form a coalition with other Bay Area counties to work collaboratively on voter outreach—pooling resources on TV ads, in-person workshops, and other election education initiatives.
“By doing that, it’s made me realize that even today, as much as we’ve been doing to educate the public, even people who feel like they have a good understanding of elections realize that they actually don’t. They don’t know the ins and outs,” Gong told New Times “It made us understand that the public in general knows very little about what we do and because of that, that’s why they can be victimized with the mis- and disinformation.”
Gong emphasized that he didn’t leave SLO County solely because of the racist comment or the attacks on his administering of the 2020 election. He had been ready for a new challenge and opportunity, and the events of the past two years only put into clearer focus the mission that he feels called to step up to.
“In terms of convincing the masses, we need to really start reeducating them, and it’s not something that’s going to happen overnight,” Gong said. “For me, that’s why this whole thing about public trust is essential to the future of our democracy, the future of our republic. It’s so important we get beyond this.” ∆
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Observing behind bars
It was a standoff between a cellphone camera and Mace.
The SLO County Observer, otherwise known as Gabriel Rico Rosas, made a trip to Ventura County on Aug. 3, 2021, armed with his usual camera equipment and something he didn’t expect to use—a can of pepper spray.
According to Ventura County court documents, Rosas was filming and livestreaming buildings on West Lewis Street when he was approached by two business owners in the area. They asked what Rosas was doing and why he was filming. In response, the documents state, Rosas answered with one-worded, vague answers. The men then informed Rosas that West Lewis Street was a private street and asked him to leave.
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When he refused, the exchange between Rosas and one of the men, identified in Ventura County court documents as Stephan Shay, escalated, leading Rosas to pepper-spray Shay in “self-defense.”
That decision led to the arrest and conviction of Rosas, who served a 22-day jail sentence in October and November of this year.
You can watch the events of that day unfold on Rosas’ SLO County Observer YouTube channel, where 63,000 people regularly watch the videos of encounters with law enforcement, government officials, and residents, which he films under the pretext of accountability. Rosas doesn’t limit his coverage to SLO County; he said he films anywhere he happens to be.
“Wherever I travel, if I see something interesting, whether it’s a building, architecture, a fence, a sign, a police encounter, I’m gonna record it,” Rosas told New Times after his release.
The 49-minute livestreamed video from that August day in 2021 depicts a tense interaction between Rosas and Shay, who can be seen filming Rosas with his cellphone camera. Tensions escalate between the two when Shay threatens to call the police.
“I’m telling you, get out of my face, man. You want Mace, is that what you want?” Rosas said in the video as he pulled out the can of pepper spray and aimed it toward Shay.
The standoff continued for another three minutes until Shay called 911. When the call ended, Shay began filming Rosas again. Rosas begins walking with the camera, and Shay keeps pace, filming him back. That’s when the video appears to show Rosas (who’s filming) walking toward Shay, repeating “get out of my face man” before he sprays Shay with pepper spray. The video concludes with Rosas holding his hands behind his head, surrounded by police officers.
Nearly five months after the incident, Shay filed a criminal complaint against Rosas. A jury trial started on Aug.
16, 2022, with Rosas charged with misdemeanor using tear gas not in self-defense. He told New Times that prosecutors initially asked for 10 days of jail time, then 30, but the judge extended his sentence to 45 days with 12 months of probation.
“After the trial, the prosecutor thought that I still wasn’t fully remorseful enough. And so he was seeking 30 days,” Rosas said. “And the judge went a step further because he just didn’t like me or whatever.”
Rosas’ attorney, David Near, told New Times that the original prosecutor, Celeste Sanchez, was removed from the case after the Ventura County District Attorney’s Office received threatening messages regarding the case.
The DA’s Office wasn’t the only organization dealing with incensed SLO County Observer fans. They posted negative reviews on the business webpage for Virdi Power, whose owner was a witness.
“What a shame. He was not trying to climb your fence and he was not trying to open any doors. You hyperbolated your statement, trying to sure your bet that the charge will stick. What a shame,” wrote an anonymous poster. “You lied also the road being private. You know you will probably be involved in a civil litigation suit over this. This man was practicing his first amendment right to film and you violated that right of his.”
Rosas’ YouTube viewers posted comments throughout the Aug. 3, 2021, livestream. One comment read, “@ SLO County Observer Now tell him ‘Welcome to the Spice Girls,’” after Rosas pepper-sprayed Shay.
Following Rosas’ arrest, court documents state that several other people equipped with cameras arrived at West Lewis Street and began recording the area.
“The people recording reference the defendant’s arrest as to the reason why they are at 280 West Lewis St. During their recordings, they are seen harassing the victim, Mr. Shay,” court documents said.
The jury convicted Rosas, and his sentence was set to begin on Oct. 24. But the court released Rosas on probation without making him serve jail time. That agreement was on shaky ground after Rosas posted a video on Sept. 7, in which he confided to his viewers that he had been told he’d violated his probation.
“If you don’t know, I’ve been on probation since the sentencing,” Rosas said in the video. “[Ventura County Sheriff’s Deputy Matthew Keeter] called me and informed me that my last video upload was a violation of my probation. His reasoning was because I was provoking police officers and not listening to what they were telling me.”
Rosas pushed back against the accusation, saying that during the time the video was filmed, he wasn’t on probation.
He served 22 days in Ventura County Jail for violating his probation. When he was released on Nov. 4, he livestreamed the event for his viewers, exclaiming, “Just got out, shit was cake!”
Even after serving his time, Rosas is still battling with the Ventura County District Attorney’s Office. Rosas and his attorneys claim that the DA’s Office is refusing to return $2,000 worth of camera equipment that was seized from Rosas and labeled as evidence.
“They basically just kind of stole my equipment, didn’t use it, but label that evidence, and they’re refusing to give it back,” Rosas said. “I’ve requested the property back and taken all the avenues to try to get it, but they’re refusing or just kind of playing games.”
Joey Buttitta, communications manager for the DA’s Office, said that the office wasn’t aware that Rosas had filed a motion to get his equipment returned. Despite the outcome of the trial, Rosas said he doesn’t regret his actions.
“If I can go back and do it over I would have [sprayed him] sooner,” Rosas said. ∆
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Holiday cheer
Twinkly lights and holiday décor burst from every corner of the historic building that houses The Carrisa in downtown San Luis Obispo.
Thanks to a collaboration between Rod and Hammer’s SLO Stills and Karson Butler Events at the Ah Louis Store, the Christmas at The Carrisa pop-up showers 736 Higuera St. with drinks, bites, and festive feelings through the end of December.
“We’re trying to bring the spirit back to downtown,” said Rodney Cegleski—the Rod of Rod and Hammer’s. “Good spirit, wholesome spirit.”
As part of that spirit, a raffle and donations will benefit Dream Makers of SLO for adults with terminal cancer.
With the goal of creating a space where families, adults, and even college students can find a place to revel in good tidings, Christmas at The Carrisa is open nights and weekends with a Sunday brunch. Find hours and an event calendar online at thecarrisa.com.
Rodney and his wife, Robin, said the recently reopened Carrisa— which was previously SLO Brew before it transformed into a high-end Mexican restaurant—will now focus on hosting private events. The space will be open to the public throughout the duration of the holiday pop-up and be a potential place for future pop-ups, Robin said.
She said they—Rod and Hammer’s and SLO Brew—wanted to ensure that the post-COVID-19 version of The Carrisa would be successful and help drive foot traffic back to the downtown corridor.
“As we came back into the downtown, we wanted to make sure we put our best foot forward with high-end cocktails—we have a high-
end chef,” Robin said. “And partnering with other businesses.”
Chef Will Torres, who previously owned Farmhouse SLO and was the executive chef at Justin Winery before that, dreamed up the seasonal snacking menu, which includes Parmesan beignets, Boursin stuffed mushrooms, and desserts such as the ginger and passion fruit trifle. The drink menu is Rod and Hammer’s heavy with whiskey cocktails and other holiday concoctions. For instance: This classier version of hot buttered rum, Tis the Season—a cask bourbon-based beverage with Tom and Jerry batter, chai tea, grated nutmeg, cinnamon, and clove.
Amber Karson of Karson Butler Events said that seeing the project and installation come to fruition has been wonderful, and she’s glad to see how busy it’s been since it opened on Nov. 16. Karson added that it was a fun project to work on, dreaming up the space layout, décor, menu, holiday activities, and more with the Rod and Hammer’s/SLO Brew crew.
“We all came together to dream up something that the community needed, and the whole idea was to bring back some life and love to the downtown corridor,” Karson said, adding that she has a particular passion for historic buildings.
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The events-focused party store is stocked with everything you might need to throw a soiree and is currently bedecked in holiday glitz, including more than 500 specialty ornaments, gifts, wrapping paper, décor, and more.
As an event professional for 21 years, the Cal Poly grad said parent company Karson Butler Events has been in business since 2008 with offices in Washington, D.C., and at the Ah Louis Store. Karson runs it with her sister, Emily Butler, and they focus on the intersection between food, wine, hospitality, tourism, and travel.
“Carrisa is a new baby for us, but it fits with what we do in the hospitality space,” Karson said. “It’s been fun to see that come to life.”
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Karson Butler Events at the Ah Louis Store celebrated six years on Small Business Saturday, which was Nov. 27 this year.
• Jolly Old Saint Nick will lead a Holiday Pet Parade at the SLO Botanical Garden on Dec. 4 at 4 p.m. The garden’s collaboration with Woods Humane Society welcomes leashed and friendly dogs to walk from El Chorro Dog Park to the botanical garden. The event is in addition to Nature Nights, a light and art exhibit available through Jan. 8, 2023. For more info, visit slobg.org or call (805) 541-1400. ∆
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BY CHARLES VARNI
Revenge kill
We chose to vote for the community rather than a couple of dozen private pilots who have exclusive use of the space. And we shared that recommendation with the Coastal Commission and the county.
On Dec. 6, in her last meeting as a SLO County Supervisor, lame duck Lynn Compton is proposing to finally kill the Oceano Advisory Council (OAC). Why? Because we had the temerity to take positions on important land use issues in our community that she doesn’t agree with. Never mind that that is our job, according to the county legislation that created advisory councils—not to necessarily agree or disagree with supervisors, but to advise on what we believe is in the best interest of the community.
Of course, Ms. Compton has never had much interest in Oceano unless it related to her Republican supporters and contributors. This was made absolutely clear when she helped lead the SLO County Board of Supervisors majority’s redistricting effort and carved Oceano out of the 4th District and carved in the Edna Valley Country Club area, all in a failed attempt to defeat Jimmy Paulding.
In March of 2019, the OAC voted to support the California Coastal Commission’s staff recommendations to remove vehicles from the beaches and dunes south of Oceano and thus, for the first time in modern history, opening our beaches to safe recreation for locals and tourists—and our local economy to a new era of equitable development.
It was after we took this position that Supervisor Compton removed any funding for our basic operations (website, post office box, Zoom account, publicity, etc.) and then created a new and unprecedented second advisory council for Oceano made up solely of her supporters and contributors, to which she has given $7,000 of taxpayers’ money in the past year.
In April 2022, Henry Bonifas of the county Planning and Building Department sent the OAC a project proposal for the county airport for a $1.8 million upgrade to Oceano Airport, which is located on 60-plus acres of prime coastal land. The project is intended to build a new pilots’ lounge, upgrade the on-site campground for private pilots with new bathrooms and showers, and repave the parking lot reserved for airport business. None of this will be accessible to local residents. Oceano has very little land to develop more housing, commercial, tourist, or recreational space for the community, and the airport land is the only vacant parcel available. Currently, the county receives about $20,000 a year in hangar rentals (at 14 cents per square foot) when, if appropriately developed, this space could be generating upward of $4 million annually in property, sales, and tourist taxes for the county and Oceano.
Since 2020, we have been researching and developing a short-term vacation rental ordinance. We are the only coastal community in the entire county that does not have one—and we need one for the same reasons everyone else does. This question clearly falls within the context of a legitimate land use issue in Oceano. This effort has been publicized in local papers, on social media, on the OAC website, and at two dedicated public educational and feedback hearings. During the process we worked with county planning staff. At this point, we have not had an assigned planner for more than a year. All of this work was open, transparent, and videos of our meetings posted to our website.
It was this vacation rental work that Compton called the “final straw.” She said that the OAC is “out of control,” “off the rails,” and needs to be eliminated—based on her belief that “no one in Oceano wants a vacation rental ordinance.” The accurate translation of this is that “no vacation rental owner wants an ordinance.” In fact, an Oceano south community poll this week on Nextdoor had 87 percent of responders saying they do not want a vacation rental in their neighborhood.
Ms. Compton accused OAC members of supporting the draft ordinance because they would be “personally gaining” from it. This was based on public comments made by me (and others) that we did not want a vacation rental in our neighborhoods. Similarly, I do not want a liquor store, mini-hotel, or auto repair business in my single-family residential neighborhood of owner-occupied homes. Neither does any other homeowner in the neighborhood. This is a very common point of view, one the supervisors hear frequently when vacation rental developments appear in front of the board. Ironically Ms. Compton, at the July 10, 2018, supervisors meeting, states that she does not personally want a vacation rental next door to her and had moved to a rural area to avoid them.
Ms. Compton broke this “OAC out of control” story during public comment at the supervisors meeting the week prior to the Nov. 8 election. I have no doubt that this action was intended, in large part, to undermine my campaign for the Oceano Community Services District director position. It was a calculated and planned attempt to cast aspersions on my character, the same thing that Ms. Compton’s supporters, Linda Austin and Adam Verdin, had been doing on social media for weeks.
Ms. Compton’s tirade is simply another example of the Big Lie approach to political and voter manipulation. The
Oceano Advisory Council has kept Compton (and the county) informed of our work on a vacation rental ordinance going back almost two years. We sent personal emails every month inviting her to our meetings with the agenda attached. I have examples from Aug. 13, 2020; Feb. 17, 2021; and April 13, 2021, in which the agenda features the vacation rental ordinance and a hyperlink to the document. If Ms. Compton did not know about the ordinance, it was because she did not care about what was happening in Oceano and ignored our communications to her.
The Oceano Advisory Council is a stellar example of a local organization acting as a champion for general community betterment. The work OAC has done in partnership to find major grant funding for flood control and sidewalk infrastructure in the community; the work to mobilize community support for the Oceano Plaza Project; initiating public discussion on Pier Avenue redevelopment and a Oceano Beach Plaza; supporting new local business and housing development; and many other community services are examples of our community betterment orientation. And we do all of this with no support of the supervisors, no county planning staff assigned to us, no county funding, and on our own time. That sounds like we should be getting a “thank you,” not being eliminated. This is Ms. Compton’s last punch to the gut of Oceano for whom she has shown little understanding or concern over the past eight years.
My campaign platform for community
services district director included many of the projects and goals I initiated and led as a member of the OAC. As of Nov. 30, the citizens of Oceano have awarded me 57 percent of the vote, and the Compton camp candidate has 43 percent. Bottom line: Besides losing her supervisor seat to Jimmy Paulding, now Charles Varni has defeated her surrogate, her plan to influence the Oceano Community Services District election has failed, and she is very unhappy.
On Dec. 6, Ms. Compton will attempt the unprecedented elimination of a county-created advisory council that has done an exemplary job, followed and exceeded operating guidelines, and been more transparent than any other existing advisory council. Ms. Compton wants to eliminate us because of our ideas, because she doesn’t agree with us. This is a dangerous, ugly, slippery slope that feeds the dark shadows of our species, both historically and currently. It would create a horrible precedent.
Compton’s proposal is being presented with no investigation, fact-checking, or sincere concern for public input— including setting aside time for the Oceano Advisory Council to address the issue. No clear-thinking, democracy-loving supervisor should support it. Every advisory council in the county should be protesting it because they could be next on the chopping block. Every fair-minded county citizen should be concerned. ∆
Charles Varni writes from Oceano. Send a response for publication to letters@ newtimesslo.com.
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On Nov. 8, voters delivered their verdict on the first two years of the Biden Administration.
Conventional wisdom pundits had predicted a “red tsunami”: The GOP only needed to flip a net of five seats to seize the majority in the House, and one seat in the Senate. Most observers had projected that they would take at least 30 House seats and easily capture the Senate. Some even suggested that Republicans would surpass their historic gain of 63 seats during the 2010 midterm of Barack Obama.
By now it’s obvious that the “Red Wave” turned out to be a Red Mirage: Republicans have so far won a net of only seven House seats, barely a majority.
By far, most candidates endorsed by the SLO County Democratic Party won their races, including the 30th Assembly District where Dawn Addis of Morro Bay received more than 60 percent of the vote. It’ll be the first time since 1968 that San Luis Obispo will be represented by a Democrat.
How is it, then, that Democrats pulled off this virtual draw with the GOP against the headwinds of high inflation and low approval ratings for President Biden? Biden cast this election not as a referendum on his presidency, but a choice between democracy and violent extremism. Democrats focused on the issues of abortion rights, economic fairness and poverty, climate change, and sustainable solutions to our crisis of housing affordability.
Even while they may not yet give Biden credit for his achievements, most appreciate his low-key style, his softspoken civility and devotion to rational discourse, and his strong faith and love for our country. Biden is plodding, but he is persistent: That’s produced a series of legislative triumphs that already earn him a place among the most successful firstterm records of any American president.
In contrast, the GOP suffers from a complete lack of policy ideas that could serve to attract moderate voters, especially those who are younger, female, or minorities. In fact, Republicans seem to be more interested in offending these constituencies: At every turn, they fight President Biden’s modest proposal for debt relief for college students, thereby condemning millions of young households to decades of poverty. Their extremist Supreme Court majority has stripped women of reproductive rights guaranteed by a half-century of constitutional interpretation. This Republican Party has been wholly captured by the racist, antiimmigrant rhetoric of Donald Trump, who dines with anti-Semitic white supremacists like Nick Fuentes.
Democrats have an excellent chance at retaining the White House and winning back the House in 2024: They have positioned the nation’s economy for continued steady growth with aggressive COVID-19 relief packages and the bipartisan infrastructure bill. This administration achieved a modest but significant breakthrough on reducing gun violence, closing the infamous “gun show loophole,” and Biden is calling for an assault weapons ban in the wake of the tragic epidemic of mass shootings.
In foreign affairs, what a difference two years have made: Nobody seriously
disputes our nation’s leadership anymore. The U.S. and our allies are expanding NATO instead of threatening it; we’re challenging Russia in Ukraine; and we are finally (though belatedly) tackling climate change in concert with developing nations.
It may be too soon to suggest that the 2024 elections represent a “return to sanity.” There’s still entirely too much toxicity in our national discourse. On the day after the election, Fox News pundit Jesse Watters snidely remarked, “There’s just not the hatred for Joe Biden that there is for Barack Obama and for the Clintons. There’s not a ‘hate Biden’ vote that’s out there.”
It’s ironic that he should believe this even as “Let’s Go Brandon” slogans decorate every GOP office in the land— the not-so-subtle euphemism for the “F**k Joe Biden” chant heard at NASCAR events. For Jesse Watters and his ilk, the problem is clearly that not enough voters are “feeling the hate,” in spite of their incendiary efforts to stir up such hostility.
Let’s all turn it down a notch. Let’s recall those times when our nation was unified behind a common cause.
On Nov. 9, the night after the election, I stayed up past 1 a.m. so that I could witness the launch of the last Atlas V rocket from Vandenberg. It was magnificent, easily visible from my bedroom as it soared into a polar orbit in a clear sky. Its weather observation satellites are already monitoring our entire planet twice each day.
That project, like all of our nation’s infrastructure, required the collaboration of teams of American scientists and engineering professionals, all of whom set aside their political differences to perform their assigned roles. There are both Republicans and Democrats on these teams. With the new Artemis program, we’ll soon be sending women and minorities to revisit the moon.
Our space program has always manifested the nation’s motto, “e pluribus unum” (out of many, one). Let’s hope that the split-decision of the nation’s voters in the midterm elections will mark a new era of collaboration, a new resolve that despite the bitter hostility of our troubled years in the Trump era, we’re ready to choose hope over hate, vision over violence, and— finally—progress over polarization. ∆
John Ashbaugh has been engaged in local politics since arriving in SLO County in 1977. Write a response for publication by emailing letters@newtimesslo.com
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Man, I really feel sympathy for poor, sad Gabriel Rico Rosas, the heroic First Amendment advocate who bravely stands up for our right to behave like a petulant, immature, asshole just like him. He recently did jail time in Ventura County for protecting your right to act like a big fat baby. Martyr much, Gaby-baby? Poor kid.
Rosas, whose “superhero” alter ego is SLO County Observer and whose YouTube channel posts videos of him baiting people into confronting him for his invasive behavior while hiding behind the First Amendment like a cowardly twee titmouse, decided the Fist Amendment wasn’t enough to protect him from the ramifications of his bad behavior in Ventura, so he resorted to pepper-spraying someone who had the audacity, the unmitigated gall, to exercise his own First Amendment right by filming Rosas right back.
Rosas was livestreaming some buildings on West Lewis Street when two nearby business owners approached and asked why he was filming. In response, he acted self-righteous and indignant—and like he was in desperate need of attention.
According to Ventura County court documents, Rosas said he pepper-sprayed business owner Stephan Shay in “selfdefense” because Shay was too close to him.
“I’m telling you, get out of my face, man. You want Mace, is that what you want?” Rosas said in the video before pulling out the pepper spray and aiming
it at Shay. Shay called 911, and a few minutes later Rosas sprayed.
Well, sheesh, if being in someone’s face was justification for pepper-spraying, you’d be dripping in the stuff every time you show up with your camera, Gaby-baby. That’s your whole modus operandi: show up where you’re not wanted, get in people’s faces, film their reaction, and then post your video to YouTube with your snide commentary and overlayed text insults.
You can pretend to be a “citizen journalist,” but what you’re doing isn’t journalism—it’s the equivalent of a crank phone call in public. Tell me the truth. Were The Jerky Boys your teenage heroes? Because it sure wasn’t Edward R. Murrow
One of Rosas’ signature moves is going to, for instance, the Santa Cruz courthouse to film until deputies show up to confront him. Then he hides behind the “freedom of the press,” even though he has no intention of legitimate newsgathering. He’s just a provocateur trying to generate sensational content for his YouTube channel. It’s chaotic, and weirdly, he has thousands of followers who tune in to watch him “own” the police all while pretending his intentions are noble.
Some of those followers threatened the Ventura County District Attorney’s Office, causing the person who was initially going to prosecute Rosas to be removed from the case due to safety concerns! Way to stick it to the man! Apparently, Rosas’ 22 days in the
Ventura County Jail taught him nothing: “What I think my biggest mistake was when he touched me the first time is when I would have sprayed them,” Rosas told New Times—although there’s no evidence that Shay physically touched him. “If I can go back and do it over, I would have [sprayed him] sooner.”
I’m all for keeping law enforcement accountable, but when you go out of your way to annoy the police just so you can say, “Gotcha,” you’re not a journalist. You’re a jerk. You’re giving SLO County a bad name, Gaby-baby. Find a new hobby.
Speaking of new hobbies and making SLO County look bad, former SLO County Clerk-Recorder Tommy Gong, who’s now the Contra Costa County deputy clerk-recorder, finally has time to do more than stave off SLO County Republican election conspiracy theories. Apparently, Contra Costa has an adequate staff and budget, so Gong had time to submit written testimony to the U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee about what happened to him here.
“I don’t usually do those sorts of things just because, frankly, we never had the time to be able to do it in SLO,” Gong said. “It
had been about a year since I’d been in Contra Costa, so I thought it’d give me an opportunity to put down on paper all of what went on during that time frame, because I really hadn’t done that.”
In case you forgot about “what went on,” about four months after the 2020 election, local Republicans succumbed to Trump Derangement Syndrome and decided our local election was rigged. They demanded Gong audit the election, which was already certified, so the audit would’ve been illegal under state law.
Then, at a Board of Supervisors meeting in May 2021, during public comment, a speaker asked if Gong was a member of the Chinese Communist Party.
“I stopped and asked my staff if that was what was said. We were all stunned,” Gong wrote in his testimony. “When I was in kindergarten, my mother warned me that others might call me names or make racist comments. Hearing this racism made me think back to that time. After hearing about some of the threats of violence toward election officials across the nation as well as the increase in violent crimes toward Asians, that comment did prompt concerns for me and my family.”
Yay! SLO County’s on the map again! OK, now raise your hand if you want more funding for the Clerk-Recorder’s Office. ∆
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Flamenco
Diego Amador Jr. for Rayn: Flamenco for a New World, a dance showcase at the SLO Guild Hall on Friday, Dec. 2, at 8 p.m. Admission to the show is $26 for adults and $20 for students. VIP seating costs $40. Visit savannahf.com for more info. The SLO Guild Hall is located at 2880 Broad St., San Luis Obispo
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COLLAGES AND PHOTOGRAPHS OF LOS OSOS
Collages and photographs featuring Sweet Springs Nature Preserve and the Elfi n Forest by Los Osos photographer Kelly Hayes are for sale online and on display at Los Osos Pop-up Gallery (1056 Los Osos Valley Road). Photo prints on metal, paper, acrylic, and greeting cards. ongoing Free. centralcoasty.com. Los Osos, Townwide, Los Osos.
COSTA GALLERY: ELLEN JEWETT Gallery hours are expected to be extended beginning in October or November for the holidays. Thursdays-Saturdays, 11 a.m.4 p.m. and Sundays, 12-4 p.m. Costa Gallery, 2087 10th St., Los Osos, 559-799-9632.
COSTA GALLERY HOLIDAY SEASON: GIFTY UNDER FIFTY Costa Gallery will feature Holiday gifts $50 and under by more than 20 regional artists. Explore affordable original art cards, fiber art, glass, jewelry, paintings, photography, prints, and sculpture. Mondays, Thursdays-Sundays. through Dec. 30 Free admission. 559-799-9632. Browse and buy unique art, fine craft, and affordable gifts from more than 20 local artists. Through Dec. 31 559-799-9632. Costagallery. com. Costa Gallery, 2087 10th St., Los Osos.
DAVID J ROGERS FINE ART GALLERY: UPCOMING WORKSHOPS Visit website for more info on upcoming workshops at the studio. Dec. 3 805-225-5077. davidjrogersart.com. David J Rogers Fine Art Gallery, 407 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay.
LATTE CUP AND SAUCER WORKSHOP WITH NIGHT OWL POTTERY Admission includes all materials and clay, herbal tea, and CBD chocolates. Dec. 3, 6-8 p.m. $80. 805-395-9323. plantaeandfungi.com. Plantae and Fungi, 750 Sheffi eld St., Cambria.
MARCIE BEGLEITER: WHAT WILL REMAIN EXHIBIT
This California-based artist is showing a dynamic solo exhibit of painting, drawing, ceramics, and tapestry, along with “Small Gems” at the CCA Gallery. Through Dec. 31 805-927-8190. cambriaarts.org/gallery-exhibits/. Cambria Center for the Arts, 1350 Main St., Cambria.
ROD BAKER’S EIGHTH HOLIDAY GIFT
STUDIO GLASS SALE Celebrate seasonal gift-giving with Rod Baker’s affordable and artful glasswork, seasonal snacks, an inspiring sculpture garden, quaint glass studios, and glassblowing demos. Come early for these popular and affordable hand-crafted gifts, home and garden décor, and Holiday cheer by the bay. Dec. 4, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free admission. 805-551-6836. Central Coast Glass Blowing and Fusing, 1279 2nd Street, Los Osos, RodBakerGlass.com.
SEA GLASS AND DRIFTWOOD SCENE Create a fun scene using Joan’s huge collection of local sea glass, driftwood and baubles.Joan supplies one piece of tumbled
pottery,
Preregistration required. Dec. 4, 10 a.m.-noon $65. 805286-5993. CreativeMeTime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.
SUCCULENTS AND DRIFTWOOD Learn how easy it is to create with succulents. Care instructions are provided so your succulent projects thrive. Dec. 4, 1-3 p.m. Various. 805-286-5993. CreativeMeTime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.
SUITE SURRENDER Mistaken identities, overblown egos, double entendres, and a lap dog named Mr. Boodles round out this hilarious riot of a love note to the classic farces of the 30s and 40s. Through Dec. 18 my805tix.com. By The Sea Productions, 545 Shasta Ave., Morro Bay.
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ANNUAL UNDER $200 SHOW Each year, the ARTery hangs up a highly anticipated art exhibit featuring local talent. Original art is sold for under $200. Come celebrate local artists and find a gift for a loved one, or yourself. Exhibit runs Nov. 11 through Jan. 11. Dec. 2, 5-8 p.m. 805-464-0533. the1artery.com. The ARTery, 5890 Traffic Way, Atascadero.
ART AFTER DARK: HANDCRAFTED FOR THE HOLIDAYS Celebrating the grand opening of the one-month exhibition, “Handcrafted for the Holidays.” Enjoy wine poured by High Camp Wines and live music performed by Katie Chappell. Dec. 3, 6-9 p.m. Free; 410 for a glass of wine. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.
ART AND ABOUT PASO Join us for Art and About Paso, a self-guided art walk that gives the community an opportunity to experience visual, literary, and performing art in galleries and other venues. Visit site for an updated map of locations. Events will not occur on major holidays.
First Saturday of every month, 5-9 p.m. Free. 805544-9251. artsobispo.org/art-and-about. Participating locations, Paso Robles, City-wide.
ATELIER 708 HOLIDAY ART STUDIO
OPEN HOUSE Artists Janice Pluma, Kim Snyder, and David Butz invite you to join them for a special Holiday Open House.
Start the season with a fun art event. Mingle with other art lovers and see work from the three local artists. Dec. 4, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-423-8939. facebook.com/janice.anja. kim. Atelier 708, 708-D Paso Robles St., Paso Robles.
CHRISTMAS CAROL HIGH SCHOOL Join the Atascadero High School Theater Department for a modern Mean Girls-style twist on the classic Christmas story. The campus “Scrooge”, Meredith Priestly — the prettiest, most popular, meanest girl in school — is taken on a lifechanging journey. Dec. 9, 7-9 p.m. and Dec. 10, 2-4 & 7-9 p.m. $10. atasusd.org. Atascadero High School, One High School Hill, Atascadero, 805-462-4300.
OPEN STUDIO Hosting old friends and new friends for holiday cheer. A rare opportunity to purchase hand crafted gifts or sign yourself up, or a loved one, for an instructional winter workshop in this cozy shop. Dec. 3, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 805-237-8632. randystromsoe.com. Stromsöe Studios, 3775 Old Creek Road, Templeton.
PAINT AND SIP CLASS Joining forces with the talents of Art Social, the winery will offer classes twice a month for you to sip and get creative on the vineyard. Friday classes held at 7 p.m. Sunday classes held at noon. Dec. 4 my805tix.com. Cass Winery and Vineyard, 7350 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.
A SPECIAL SHOWING OF THE POLAR EXPRESS
Join Atascadero Cooperative Preschool for A Special Showing of The Polar Express . Three showings available to choose from. Dec. 3, 9, 9:15 & 9:30 a.m. $10.50 pre-sale; $11.50 at door. 805-466-2427. atascooppreschool.com. Colony Cinemas, 6917 El Camino Real I, Atascadero.
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THE GREATEST OF EASE BOOK EVENT A book signing with circus performers at San Luis Obispo Library. Dec. 8, 3-5 p.m. Free. thegreatestofease.com. San Luis Obispo Library Community Room, 995 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-781-5991.
CUESTA DRAMA: THE CURIOUS INCIDENT OF THE DOG IN THE NIGHT-TIME A Tony Award-winning play about 15-year-old Christopher, who is exceptionally intelligent but ill-equipped to interpret everyday life. When he falls under suspicion for killing his neighbor’s dog, he sets out to identify the true culprit, which leads to an earth-
shattering discovery. Dec. 1-3, 7:30 p.m., Sundays, 2 p.m. and Dec. 8-10, 7:30 p.m. through Dec. 11 $20; $15 for students with ID. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo, cuesta.edu.
ART AND ABOUT SLO Join us for Art and About SLO, a self-guided art walk that gives the community an opportunity to experience visual, literary, and performing art in galleries and other venues. Visit site for an updated map of locations. Events will not occur on major holidays. First Friday of every month, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-544-9251. artsobispo.org/art-andabout. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.
ARTISTIC DELIGHTS AT SLO GALLERY Surround yourself with exceptional works of art Thursdays through Sundays, and during SLO Arts Council’s Art after Dark on the fi rst Friday of each month. Experience art at its fi nest by Central Coast artists. Thursdays-Sundays. through Dec. 2 Free. 818-762-6782. slogallery.com/. SLO Gallery, 1019 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo.
CERAMIC LESSONS AND MORE Now offering private one-on-one and group lessons in the ceramic arts. Both hand building and wheel throwing options. Beginners welcomed. ongoing 805-835-5893. hmcruceceramics. com/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
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CAROLING After caroling program, there will be homemade Christmas cookies, hot chocolate, and more for guests to enjoy. Dec. 3, 6 p.m. Free; open to the public. St. Andrew’s Greek Orthodox Church, 232 E. Foothill Blvd., San Luis Obispo.
A CHRISTMAS STORY The holiday classic about young Ralphie Parker and his quest for a genuine Red Ryder BB Gun. Saturdays, Sundays, 2 p.m. and WednesdaysSaturdays, 7 p.m. through Dec. 17 $20-$28. 805-786-2440. slorep.org/shows/a-christmas-story-2022/. San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre, 888 Morro St., San Luis Obispo.
CIVIC BALLET OF SLO: THE NUTCRACKER Civic Ballet of San Luis Obispo is presenting this holiday classic, with a full live orchestra and San Luis Obispo County’s finest dancers. Dec. 9, 7-9:15 p.m., Dec. 10, 2-4:15 & 7-9:15 p.m. and Dec. 11, 2-4:15 p.m. $24-$72. 805-756-4849. pacslo. org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.
COMEDY NIGHT Professional comedy show featuring local and touring comics. Hosted by Aidan Candelario. First Thursday of every month, 7-9 p.m. $5. 805-540-8300.
Bang the Drum Brewery, 1150 Laurel Lane, suite 130, San Luis Obispo, bangthedrumbrewery.com.
DATE NIGHT POTTERY Looking for a fun date night? Head to Anam Cre Pottery Studio and play with clay. Couples will learn how to throw a pot on the wheel and make a cheeseboard. Fridays, Saturdays, 6-8 p.m. $140. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, anamcre.com.
HANG IT ALL INSTALLATION A non-juried art show for the month of December. Each artist is allowed to hang two pieces. Each piece must be priced at $100 or less. All work must be ready to hang. No early birds or drop offs.
10 pieces of small sea glass, driftwood, assorted small rocks, and use of glue and pen for each student.
dancer Savannah Fuentes (pictured) will join accompanying musician
—Caleb Wiseblood
ARTS continued page 19 New Times and the Sun now share their community listings for a complete Central Coast calendar running from SLO County through northern Santa Barbara County. Submit events online by logging in with your Google, Facebook, or Twitter account at newtimesslo.com. You may also email calendar@ newtimesslo.com. Deadline is one week before the issue date on Thursdays. Submissions are subject to editing and approval. Contact Calendar Editor Caleb Wiseblood directly at cwiseblood@newtimesslo.com. INDEX Arts ............................ [18] Culture & Lifestyle....... [19] Food & Drink [22] Music [24] DEC. 1 – DEC. 8 2022 18 • New Times • December 1 - December 8, 2022 • www.newtimesslo.com
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Dec. 4, 6-7:30 p.m. 805-541-5888. linnaeascafe.com. Linnaea’s Cafe, 1110 Garden St., San Luis Obispo.
HOLIDAY POTTERY SALE Anam Cre Pottery is hosting a handmade gift sale for the holidays. Explore ceramic gifts and find the perfect unique item. Includes mugs, dishware, vases, ornaments, trinkets, and more. Dec. 10, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Free. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
HOLIDAY TREASURE STROLL Take a stroll up East Monterey district to enjoy local art exhibits and craft pop-up booths at local businesses. Collect a “treasure” at each stop, and turn tokens in at your last stop to be entered into a giveaway. Dec. 3, 4-7 p.m. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-747-4200, artcentralslo.wordpress.com.
INTERMEDIATE OIL PAINTING: ADULT ART CLASS
This class is for students who may have tried oil painting in the past but are looking to advance their skill levels. Color theory and proportion study will be a focus in the class. Mondays, 2-5 p.m. $30 per student or $75 for 3 classes. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/workshops-events/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
INTRO TO OIL PAINTING WITH SPENCER COLLINS
The perfect class for those wanting to try oil painting for the first time. Guests discuss color theory, layering paint, and how to use various media. For ages 16 and over. Thursdays, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. $30 per class or $100 for 4 classes. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/workshopsevents/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
KIDS POTTERY CLASSES Enjoy making animal sculptures, bowls, plates, etc. Please arrive on time, not early, as venue uses the transition time between classes to sanitize. Designed to sign up on a weekly basis. Thursdays, 1:30-2:30 p.m. $40. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
LEARN TO WEAVE MONDAYS An opportunity to learn how a four-shaft loom works. You will get acquainted as a new weaver or as a refresher with lots of tips and tricks. This class includes getting to know a loom, how to prepare/dress a loom, and much much more. Mondays, 1-4 p.m. $75 monthly. 805-441-8257. Patricia Martin: Whispering Vista Studios, 224 Squire Canyon Rd, San Luis Obispo, patriciamartinartist.com.
LIGHTS AND TRADITIONS The Jack House docents present this year’s holiday event. Celebrate the splendor of the holidays with a docent led tour of the Historical Jack House and Gardens. Sunday’s tours include activities for kids. Dec. 3, 5-8 p.m., Dec. 4, 1-4 p.m. and Dec. 11, 1-4 p.m. Free. slocity.org/jackhouse. The Jack House, 536 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo, 781-7308.
LITTLE TREASURES HOLIDAY EXHIBIT Artwork in this exhibit is priced $100 or less. Everything is handcrafted and made with love by local artists. Find that one-of-a-kind gift for that special someone. Artist reception is Dec. 3, from 4 to 7 p.m. Mondays-Fridays, 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Saturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sundays, 12-4 p.m. through Jan. 30 Free. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
THE MONDAY CLUBHOUSE CONSERVANCY FINE ARTS AWARDS APPLICATIONS Open to high school juniors and seniors. Categories: classical music, jazz music, and visual art. Submit online application. Finalists in all categories compete in a live competition at The Monday Club on Feb. 26. Through Jan. 30, 2023 Free. 805-242-1076. themondayclubslo.org. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
POTTERY: BEGINNING WHEEL CLASS This series is a great intro to the pottery wheel. Students learn to throw various shapes, surface decorate, and glaze. Clay and firing included with admission. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $180. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
RAYN: FLAMENCO FOR A NEW WORLD Seattlebased Flamenco dancer, Savannah Fuentes, returns to SLO with her latest show. Savannah will be joined by singer/ multi-instrumentalist Diego Amador Jr. Dec. 2, 8-9:30 p.m. $12-$40. 206-409-2161. savannahf.com/. SLO Guild Hall, 2880 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.
SCULPTURE CLASS WITH ROD PEREZ This weekly sculpture drop-in class gives an opportunity for potters to take on new projects and learn new techniques relating to sculptural work. Additionally, every first Friday of the month,
a new project will be taught by Rod Perez for beginners. Fridays, 10 a.m.-noon $40. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
SLO FRIENDS OF THE LIBRARY CHILDREN’S BOOK AND PUZZLE SALE A used book sale in the SLO Library lobby with lots of children’s books, for a variety of ages and interests, as well as new and gently used puzzles. Dec. 3, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Most books available for $0.25. 805-709-2495. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.
SLO GALLERY CHRISTMAS SHOW Includes a variety of works by local artists, along with additional visual treats to delight and surprise you. There will be seasonal refreshments, music, and artistic conversation to enjoy. Dec. 10, 5-7:30 p.m. Free. 805-926-5050. slogallery.com.
SLO Gallery, 1019 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo.
VIRGINIA MACK: BEGINNING WATERCOLOR This is a watercolor class designed to let you jump in and try out this engaging medium through experimentation. It’s designed for beginners and those with watercolor experience who wish to expand their knowledge of painting in watercolors. To enroll please contact Mack via email: vbmack@charter.net Wednesdays, 1:30-3:30 p.m. $35. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/workshops-events/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY
ANNUAL TRILOGY CLAY BUDDIES POTTERY SALE
Features functional ware, yard art, sculptures, and beautiful decor for the home or that one-of-a-kind gift. Holiday decorated baked goods also available. Free and open to the public. Cash or checks preferred. Dec. 4, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. 585-9437880. Trilogy at Monarch Dunes, 1640 Trilogy Pkwy, Nipomo.
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805-668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
STORYTELLERS FLEX Performing Arts is thrilled to present Storytellers, a heartfelt family adventure brought to life through ballet, modern, contemporary, and theater jazz dance. Described as a magical, family-friendly holiday experience. Dec. 10, 6-8 p.m. and Dec. 11, 3-5 p.m. 805489-9444. clarkcenter.org/shows/storytellers/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.
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AXE THROWING Enjoy the art of axe throwing in a safe and fun environment. Kids ages 10 and older are welcome with an adult. No personal axes please. Fridays, 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. and Saturdays, 12-6 p.m. $20. 805-528-4880. baysidemartialarts. com. Bayside Martial Arts, 1200 2nd St., Los Osos.
CAMBRIA CHRISTMAS MARKET Will feature more than 2 million twinkling Christmas lights, along with artisan vendors, visits from Santa, a fun train ride, cozy fire pits, live music, delicious food, drinks, and much more. Wednesdays-Sundays, 5-9 p.m. through Dec. 23 $15-$25. 800-966-6490. cambriachristmasmarket.com/. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria.
with dazzling lights and holiday cheer. Dec. 3, 6:30 p.m. morrobay.org. Embarcadero Morro Bay, 714 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.
MORRO BAY MIXED MARTIAL ARTS Disciplines include advanced athletic performance fitness training, Thai kickboxing, and more. Beginners to advanced students welcome. Day and evening classes offered. Mondays-Saturdays, 8 a.m.-6 p.m. Call for more info. 805701-7397. charvetmartialarts.com. Morro Bay Martial Arts, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.
SOCRATES: DISCUSSION GROUP Group members present interesting and thought provoking topics of all sorts. Topics are selected in advance and moderated by volunteers. Vaccinations are necessary. Enter through wooden gate to garden area. Wednesdays, 10 a.m. 805-528-7111. Coalesce Bookstore, 845 Main St., Morro Bay, coalescebookstore.com/.
WEEKLY QIGONG PRACTICE AT FITNESSWORKS
MORRO BAY Calm your mind and nourish your joints with a weekly Qigong practice led by Mike Raynor of Tai Chi Rejuvenation. The practice is rooted in Qigong fundamentals, and standing/moving meditations. Forms include: Eight Brocades, Five Elements, Shibashi 18, and Tai chi 24. Saturdays, 10:45-11:45 a.m. Members free; nonmembers $8-$10. 805-772-7466. fitnessworksmb.com. FitnessWorks, 500 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay.
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throughout November and December. Through Dec. 31 Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande, 805-489-9444, clarkcenter.org.
HOLIDAY EXTRAVAGANZA: A CHRISTMAS CAROL
Visited by the ghosts of Past, Present, and Future, Ebenezer Scrooge must find it in his heart to change or face a bleak and lonely future. No show on Christmas day. Wednesdays-Saturdays, 7-10 p.m., Saturdays, 2-5 p.m. and Sundays, 6-9 p.m. through Dec. 18 $36-$40. 805-489-2499. americanmelodrama.com. Great American Melodrama, 1863 Front St., Oceano.
AN IRISH CHRISTMAS Kerry Irish Productions is back on tour in 2022 with its acclaimed production. Featuring dancers from Riverdance, Lord of the Dance, and Celtic Wings, produced by Margaret O’Carroll with musical direction by Jesse Langen. Dec. 3, 7:30 p.m. $40-$58. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.
LOCAVORE HOLIDAY CRAFT FAIR Sip and shop at this annual holiday craft fair. Local makers and artisans will be selling handmade products just in time for the holidays. Dec. 4, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805-270-4308. timbrewinery.com. Locavore Craft Market, 225 E. Branch St., Arroyo Grande.
MATILDA: THE MUSICAL The ensemble cast features strong performances by many well-known, local teen thespians, including London Raftery. Presented by AGHS. Dec. 2-10 clarkcenter.org. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande, 805-489-9444.
MIXED MEDIA (ADULTS) Each week, attendees will combine two or more media in several pieces, while working with watercolor, acrylic, ink, pastels, charcoal as well as various printmaking techniques in the course of a month. Enjoy discovering new ways to work with traditional and nontraditional materials. Mondays, 1-3 p.m. $35. 805668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
MIXED MEDIA FOR AGES 5-6 AND 7-12 For ages 5-6 (Mondays) and 7-12 (Tuesdays). Mondays, Tuesdays, 3:15-4:15 p.m. 805-668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.
PEOPLE, PLACES, AND THINGS Local artist Will Barkhuff presents a showing of watercolor paintings, prints, and drawings. Dec. 7, 4-8 p.m. Free. Natural Toolbox, Suite 137, Pismo Beach Premium Outlets, Pismo Beach.
PLAY, EXPLORE, CREATE 1 (AGES 3 AND 4) Enjoy the opportunity to explore drawing, painting, collage, sculpture, and mixed media. Each week a new adventure awaits. Thursdays, 2-3 p.m. and Fridays, 9-10 a.m. $25.
CAYUCOS CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING Come get in the spirit of Christmas with the annual tree lighting. Features the arrival of Santa and Mrs. Claus, accompanied by fire engines. Dec. 4, 5-7 p.m. Free. 805-749-2950. Cayucos, N. Ocean Ave. and D St., Cayucos.
CENTRAL COAST SLIM DOWN Take control of food without suffering. Learn a step-by-step process to take control of overeating, cravings, and feel peace with food. Build the habits, mindset, and your unique path with results that stick. Hosted byTami Cruz (Certified Health/Life Coach) and Dana Charvet (Coach/Fitness Trainer). ongoing Call for pricing info. 805-235-7978. gratefulbodyhealthcoaching. com. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.
CENTRAL COAST WOOD CARVERS Learn the art of wood carving or wood burning. Join Central Coast Wood Carvers in Morro Bay at St. Timothy’s. Open for beginners, intermediate, or advance. Learn a wide range of techniques and skills. Mask Required. Tuesdays, 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. St. Timothy’s Catholic Church, 962 Piney Way, Morro Bay, 805-772-2840, sttimothymorrobay.org/index.html.
CHRISTMAS IN CAYUCOS With participating Ocean Avenue businesses. Ring in the holidays during this special night of shopping in Cayucos. Stroll the shops while admiring Christmas lights and decorations, visit Santa and Mrs. Claus, enjoy free carriage and wagon rides, a craft workshop for kids, and Lioness Club refreshments. Dec. 10, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-748-2950. Cayucos, N. Ocean Ave. and D St., Cayucos.
DOG PARADE AT HOSPITALITY NIGHT Inviting all dogs and their humans to parade through the East Village. Costumes are encouraged. Meet after 4 p.m. at the Bank parking lot. The dog parade will begin at 4:30 p.m. Dec. 5, 3-7 p.m. Free. 805-927-3624. cambriachamber.org. Pacific Premier Bank, 2255 Main St., Cambria.
FIRST ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION As a thank you to all of the venue’s customers, everything in the store is 22 percent off. Event also includes prizes, a raffle, free hot tea and appetizers, live music, and more. Dec. 10, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. 805-395-9323. plantaeandfungi.com/ event/1st-anniversary-celebration/. Plantae and Fungi, 750 Sheffield St., Cambria.
HOLIDAY TREE LIGHTING CELEBRATION Come enjoy the lighting of the Morro Bay City Park tree for the holidays. Activities start at 3:30 p.m., tree lighting starts at 5 p.m. Dec. 2, 3:30 p.m. morrobay.org. Morro Bay City Park, Corner of Morro Bay Blvd. and Harbor St., Morro Bay.
HOSPITALITY NIGHT The traditional start to the Cambria holiday season, with a decoration contest, food, music, dog parade, Santa, hot dogs, and more in the East and West Villages. Dec. 5, 3-7 p.m. Free. 805-927-3624. cambriachamber.org. Cambria (various venues), Citywide, Cambria.
LIGHTED BOAT PARADE The local fishing, leisure, and yachting community take to the water with decorated boats
ZEN IN MOTION Learn the Shaolin Water Style and other deep breathing and moving meditation techniques with the 2019 Taijiquan Instructor of the Year. Beginners Welcome. Instructor Certification Courses available. Mondays, Wednesdays Call for details. 805-701-7397. charvetmartialarts. com. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.
NORTH SLO COUNTY
ATASCADERO HOLIDAY TREE LIGHTING Join the community at the Sunken Garden and listen to the Atascadero Community Band perform holiday favorites before the annual tree lighting ceremony. Dec. 3, 5:30-8 p.m. seecalifornia.com. Sunken Gardens, 6500 Palma Ave., Atascadero.
HANDCRAFTED FOR THE HOLIDAYS This show is a timely showcase of fine crafts people and their work. People can find unique handmade gifts for every taste and price point for that special someone and pick up something for themselves Through Dec. 30 Free. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org/events/handcrafted-for-the-hollidays/. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.
HOLIDAY CRAFT SALE Features more than 20 vendors of handmade rugs, goat milk soaps and lotions, ornaments, hand-carved wooden utensils, knitting, embroidery, and more. Benefit for the Santa Margarita Public Library. Dec. 3, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. 805-769-6418. Santa Margarita Community Hall, 22501 I Street, Santa Margarita.
JOLLY JAMBOREE PICKLEBALL TOURNAMENT A USAPA sanctioned pickleball tournament. The top four teams in each group advance to a medal round shootout. Top two teams in each group advance to medal round. Dec. 2, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Dec. 3, 8 a.m.-5 p.m. and Dec. 4, 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Starts at $40. 840-800-2008. winby2.fun/jolly-jamboree-2022/. Templeton Tennis Ranch, 345 Championship Lane, Templeton.
MID-STATE FAIR WINTER MARKET Features local crafters and artisans from throughout San Luis Obispo County selling handmade and unique items. Find jewelry, apparel, fashion accessories, home décor, health and beauty products, art, antiques, handmade eats, used items, and more. Dec. 9, 12-4 p.m., Dec. 10, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. and Dec. 11, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. 805-239-0655. midstatefair.com. Paso Robles Event Center, 2198 Riverside Ave., Paso Robles.
NAR-ANON: FRIDAY MEETINGS A meeting for those who know or have known a feeling of desperation concerning the addiction of a loved one. Fridays, 12-1 p.m. Free. 805-441-2164. North County Connection, 8600 Atascadero Ave., Atascadero. SIP AND SHOP HOLIDAY MARKET Knock out some of that “last minute” shopping list, while enjoying a glass of wine, mulled wine or hot apple cider in-hand as carols fill the air. Dec. 3, 1-4 p.m. my805tix.com. Cass Winery and Vineyard, 7350 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.
TAI CHI This course’s instructor has won many Tai Chi and other internal martial arts tournaments. Both experienced martial artists and new learners are welcome to the class. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $65. 805-237-3988. Centennial Park, 600 Nickerson Dr., Paso Robles.
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TOPS SUPPORT GROUP: WEIGHT LOSS AND MAINTENANCE A self-help support group focusing on weight loss and maintenance. Thursdays, 1:30 p.m. 805242-2421. tops.org. Santa Margarita Senior Center, 2210 H St., Santa Margarita.
YANG STYLE TAI CHI The course’s instructor won many Tai Chi and other internal martial arts tournaments. Both experienced martial artists and new learners are welcome to the class. Mondays, Wednesdays, 5-6 p.m. $62. 805-4703360. Colony Park Community Center, 5599 Traffic Way, Atascadero.
SAN LUIS OBISPO
46TH ANNUAL HOLIDAY PARADE This beloved Central Coast holiday tradition will feature more than 80 decorated floats, along with marching bands, vehicles, dancers, and more, representing all kinds of organizations. The Downtown SLO Holiday Parade is one of the largest parades on the Central Coast, attracting thousands of spectators each year. Dec. 2, 7-9 p.m. Free. downtownslo.com/ events/holidays/holidayparade. Downtown SLO, Multiple locations, San Luis Obispo.
AGILITY CLINIC Agility (aka parkour) offers a path to social confidence. Come dash over obstacles, vault over blocks, and “have a flippin’ good time.” For ages 5 to 17. Dec. 3, 1:15-3:15 p.m. $25 for first child; $10 for each additional sibling. 805-5471496. performanceathleticsslo.com/events. Performance Athletics Gymnastics, 4484 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.
BEYOND MINDFULNESS Realize your potential through individualized meditation instruction with an experienced teacher via Zoom. This class is for those who wish to begin a practice or seek to deepen an existing one. Flexible days and times. Certified with IMTA. Email or text for information. Mondays-Sundays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Sliding scale. 559-905-9274. theartofsilence.net. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
CAL HOPE SLO GROUPS AT TMHA Visit website for full list of weekly Zoom groups available. Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays calhopeconnect.org. Transitions Mental Health Warehouse, 784 High Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-270-3346.
CITY FARM SLO’S YOUTH EMPOWERMENT PROGRAM Check site for more info on programming and summer camps. ongoing cityfarmslo.org. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.
COMPLIMENTARY SHOWERS WITH SHOWER THE PEOPLE After a short hiatus, the San Luis Obispo Library will once again be partnering with local non-profit organization, Shower the People. The shower trailer will be located between the library and parking structure. Toiletries provided. Sundays, 1-3 p.m. Free. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.
CUESTA COLLEGE COMMUNITY EDUCATIONAL CLASS: PET LOSS CLASS A six-week class with 2 days and times to choose. Admission includes the book, The Grief Recovery Handbook for Pets . Tuesdays, 6-8 p.m. and Wednesdays, 9:30-11:30 a.m. through Dec. 14 $150 includes book. 714-273-9014. cuesta.edu/ communityprograms/community-education/special_ interest/grief-recovery-pets.html. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
FREE CLASS EVENT AT DANCE CLUB SLO A moodelevating, style-celebrating, and high energy dance fitness class, with choreographies curated to today’s hits. Enjoy refreshments after. RSVP is appreciated. Dec. 6, 7:158:15 p.m. Free. 805-305-5609. Dance Club SLO, 3422 Miguelito Ct., studio 3, San Luis Obispo.
FREE GUIDED MEDITATION GROUP A free guided meditation group held every Friday morning. Call for more info. Fridays, 10-10:45 a.m. through Jan. 27 Free. 805-439-2757. RuthCherryPhD.com. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
GARDEN FOUNDER WALK AND TALK Walk and talk with Eve Vigil in the Botanical Garden each month on the first Tuesday. Free garden tour with paid admission to the Garden. Free for members. No need to RSVP, just show up and enjoy. First Tuesday of every month, 11 a.m.-noon Free with $5 Garden Entry. 805-541-1400. slobg.org/calendar. Walk and talk with Eve Vigil in the Botanical Garden each month on the first Wednesday. Free garden tour with paid admission to the Garden. Free for members. No need to RSVP, just show up and enjoy. First Wednesday of every month, 11 a.m.-noon Free with $5 Garden Entry. 805-541-1400. slobg. org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.
HEALING DEPRESSION SUPPORT GROUP A safe place for anyone suffering from the pain of depression. We do not criticize but do share our journey, feelings, and what works for us. We can meet in person or use Zoom if needed. Mondays, 6-7 p.m. Free. 805-528-3194. Hope House Wellness Center, 1306 Nipomo St., San Luis Obispo.
HOLIDAY PET PARADE AT THE SLO BOTANICAL
GARDEN SLO Botanical Garden announces a Holiday Pet Parade in collaboration with Woods Humane Society, led by Jolly Old Saint Nick. Leashed and socialized dogs are welcome to walk in the Pet Parade from El Chorro Dog Park to SLOBG. Dec. 4, 4-5 p.m. Free. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo, 8055411400.
LEARN TO SQUARE DANCE: A NEW
DANCER CLASS Have fun dancing to a wide variety of music. No experience necessary. No dress code. Partners welcome (no partner needed). 12 weeks of instruction begins Sept. 15. Thursdays, 7:30-9:30 p.m. through Dec. 15 $50 for the entire class. 805-221-5437. squaredancecentralcoast.com. SLO Guild Hall, 2880 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.
LGBTQ+ FED THERAPIST LEAD SUPPORT GROUP (VIRTUALLY VIA ZOOM) A pro-recovery group offering space to those seeking peer support, all stages of ED recovery. We understand recovery isn’t linear and judgment-free support is crucial. Share, listen, and be part of a community building up each other. First Wednesday of every month, 7-8 p.m. Free. galacc.org/events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
LIGHT UP A LIFE 2022 A fundraiser to celebrate and honor your loved ones who are no longer present, but certainly not forgotten. For 38 years, Hospice SLO County’s Light Up A Life season has offered special ceremonies at locations throughout SLO County. Through Dec. 14 my805tix.com. Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa, 751 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, 781-8220.
LITERACY FOR LIFE TUTOR TRAINING Takes place via Zoom. If you are interested in attending the training but need help with using Zoom, please email assistant@literacyforlifeslo.org. Dec. 3, 10 a.m.-12:30 p.m. and Dec. 10, 10 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. literacyforlifeslo.org/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
MINDFULNESS AND MEDITATION (ONLINE MEETING) Zoom series hosted by TMHA. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m.-noon Transitions Mental Health Warehouse, 784 High Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-270-3346.
NATURE NIGHTS An immersive outdoor holiday light and art exhibition. Features large format light projections, illuminated sculptures, and artistic lighting of garden areas throughout the garden. Closed on Thanksgiving and Christmas. Thursdays-Sundays, 5, 6 & 7 p.m. through Jan. 8 my805tix.com. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo, 805-541-1400.
Q YOUTH GROUP (VIRTUALLY VIA ZOOM) This is a social support group for LGBTQ+ and questioning youth between the ages of 11-18. Each week the group explores personal, cultural, and social identity. Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. Free. galacc.org/ events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
QI GONG FITNESS ONLINE Qi Gong combines balance, posture, meditation and gentle physical training for optimum health. Registration begins Aug. 8 for online class, Wednesdays, from 9:35 to 10:35 a.m. with experienced instructor Gary West. For ages 18 and over. Wednesdays. through Dec. 7 $67. 805-549-1222. slcusd.asapconnected. com. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
REINDEER RUN 5K The San Luis Obispo County Friday Night Live Partnership is excited to host the annual Reindeer Run, which brings community members together to participate in a 5K fun run and celebrate the winter season. Dec. 10, 9-11 a.m. $25. slofnl.com/reindeer-run. Mitchell Park, 1445 Santa Rosa St., San Luis Obispo.
SECOND ANNUAL SENIOR SANTA EVENT
Community members are encouraged to adopt a wish list for a senior to help ensure they have a happy holiday. Hosted by the Senior Angels of the Central Coast. Through Jan. 1, 2023 seniorangelsofthecentralcoast.org. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
SLO BOTANICAL GARDEN PRESENTS YOGA ON THE TERRACE WITH CHERYL WAKEFIELD An immersive yoga experience led by Cheryl Wakefield, a yoga instructor of 15 years. The event will take place on the terrace in a serene outdoor setting that promotes a relaxed CULTURE & LIFESTYLE continued page 22
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Performance Athletics Gymnastics
hosts an agility clinic for
through 17 on Saturday,
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visit performanceathleticsslo.com for more info. Performance Athletics Gymnastics is located at 4484 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. —C.W.
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and tranquil mind. Saturdays. through Jan. 29 San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo, 805-541-1400.
SLO CHESS CLUB All skill levels welcome. Feel free to come by and check it out. Tuesdays, 6-9 p.m. through Feb. 28 Free. 805-540-0470. Whole Foods Market, 1531 Froom, San Luis Obispo.
SLO NOONTIME TOASTMASTERS CLUB MEETINGS Want to improve speaking and leadership skills in a supportive and positive environment? During COVID, we are meeting virtually. Contact us to get a meeting link for info. Tuesdays, 12-1 p.m. Free. slonoontime.toastmastersclubs. org. Zoom, Online, Inquire for Zoom ID.
SLO RAM RETIRED ACTIVE MEN COFFEE CABINET Weekly Coffee Cabinet meeting of the SLO RAM Active Retired Men, a local men’s social club. Click ‘Contact’ on website for invite. Thursdays, 8-9:30 a.m. $10. retiredactivemen.org. Madonna Inn Garden Room, 100 Madonna Road, San Luis Obispo.
SLO SKIERS MONTHLY MEETING SLO Skiers, a local non-profit sports and social club for adults has a monthly meeting. First Wednesday of every month, 5:30-7:30 p.m. through Dec. 7 Meetings free; Yearly membership $50. 805-528-3194. sloskiers.org. Dairy Creek Golf Course, 2990 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.
SLO TABLE TENNIS The club is open to all skill levels. There are many tables available to play casual and competitive games. Sundays, 4-7 p.m. and Tuesdays, Thursdays, 7-10 p.m. through Jan. 31 Free. 805-540-0470. Ludwick Community Center, 864 Santa Rosa, San Luis Obispo.
STAY YOUNG WITH QI GONG Qi Gong boosts energy and vitality, reduces stress, improves balance and flexibility, and, best of all, is fun. Join instructor Devin Wallace for this outdoor class which is held in a beautiful setting. Call or email before attending. Tuesdays, 10-11 a.m. $10. 805-709-2227. Crows End Retreat Center, 6340 Squire Ct., San Luis Obispo.
STORYTIME IN THE GARDEN Stop by the Garden on alternating Tuesdays for Storytime in the Garden. For questions and more information, or if you are interested in being a reader, contact Millie by calling 805-541-1400, ext. 302 or emailing millie@slobg.org. Dec. 6, 10-11 a.m. my805tix.com. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo, 805-541-1400.
SUNDAY EVENING RAP LGBTQ+ AA GROUP (VIRTUALLY VIA ZOOM) Alcoholics Anonymous is a voluntary, worldwide fellowship of folks from all walks of life who together, attain and maintain sobriety. Requirement for membership is a desire to stop drinking. Email aarapgroup@ gmail.com for password access. Sundays, 7-8 p.m. No fee. galacc.org/events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.
SUPPORT GROUP FOR CAREGIVERS OF PERSONS WITH FTD (FRONTOTEMPORAL DEMENTIA) A welcoming meeting providing information and support for caregivers of people with Frontotemporal Dementia (FTD). FTD is a dementia that affects younger people and is very difficult for families. This is an open group. Caregivers can drop in for information, supportive discussion, and caregiving tips. Second Saturday of every month, 2:30-4 p.m. through Jan. 14 805-471-8102. calpoly.zoom. us/j/83141446835. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo. TRANS* TUESDAY A safe space providing peer-to-peer support for trans, gender non-conforming, non-binary, and questioning people. In-person and Zoom meetings held. Contact tranzcentralcoast@gmail.com for more details. Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. GALA Pride and Diversity Center, 1060 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-541-4252.
SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY 55TH ANNUAL SOUTH COUNTY HOLIDAY TOYLAND PARADE Parade immediately followed by “Santa’s workshop.” Visit website for more info. Dec. 3, 10 a.m. southcountychambers.com/. Ramona Garden Park Center, 993 Ramona Ave., Grover Beach.
ARROYO GRANDE CHRISTMAS PARADE Parade begins at Traffic Way and Branch Street and proceeds up East Branch Street to City Hall. Dec. 4, 5 p.m. visitarroyogrande.org. Historic Village of Arroyo Grande, Branch and Short St., Arroyo Grande.
BEGINNER GROUP SURF LESSONS AND SURF CAMPS Lessons and camp packages available daily. All equipment included. ongoing Starts at $70. 805-835-7873. sandbarsurf.com/. Sandbar Surf School Meetup Spot, 110 Park Ave., Pismo Beach.
FALL FESTIVAL Features a yard sale, a bake sale, a food truck, face painting, knitted goods, and more. Dec. 3, 1-5 p.m. Elm Street Dog Park, 1221 Ash St., Arroyo Grande.
FREE YOGA FOR FIRST RESPONDERS, EMS, AND COMMUNITY CARETAKERS Join for some welldeserved self-care. Anyone including fire, EMS, police, hospital workers, medical staff, assisted living caretakers, etc. is welcome. All yoga abilities are encouraged to attend. Please email empoweryoga805@gmail.com in advance to enroll. Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. 805-619-0989. Empower Yoga Studio and Community Boutique, 775 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach, empoweryoga805.com.
MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL AT THE CLIFFS Join for Monday Night Football and an ugly sweater contest. Mondays, 5:15 p.m. through Dec. 26 Free. 805-773-5000. cliffshotelandspa.com/cliffsmas/. The Cliffs Hotel and Spa, 2757 Shell Beach Rd, Pismo Beach.
OLDE TOWN NIPOMO FAMILY CHRISTMAS PARADE The parade will start at the Adobe Plaza and head East on Tefft Street and finish at the Cavalry Chapel. Email malvaroser@gmail.com for more info. Dec. 4, 4:30 p.m. Nipomo (Townwide), Thompson and Tefft, Nipomo.
PICTURES WITH SANTA AT THE CLIFFS Santa will be visiting for photo opportunities in The Cliffs lobby. Dec. 4, 1-3 p.m. 805-773-5000. cliffshotelandspa.com/cliffsmas/. The Cliffs Hotel and Spa, 2757 Shell Beach Rd, Pismo Beach.
PISMO BEACH HOLIDAY HARMONY Features fresh snow, bounce houses, live music, crafts, cookie decorating, hot drinks, pics with Santa, and more. Dec. 2, 5:30 p.m. seecalifornia.com. Pismo Beach Pier, West end of Pomeroy, Pismo Beach.
PISMO BEACH TREE LIGHTING Local officials and dignitaries light the tree in downtown Pismo Beach. Dec. 2, 6 p.m. seecalifornia.com. Pismo Beach Pier, West end of Pomeroy, Pismo Beach.
POINT SAN LUIS LIGHTHOUSE TOURS Tours will give you a glimpse into the lives of Lighthouse Keepers and their families, while helping keep our jewel of the Central Coast preserved and protected. Check website for more details. Wednesdays, Saturdays pointsanluislighthouse. org/. Point San Luis Lighthouse, 1 Lighthouse Rd., Avila Beach.
SANTA’S DOGGIE PARADE This year’s parade participants will receive goodie bags donated by Petco Arroyo Grande. Dogs compete for best dog costume, best dog/owner look alike, best holiday look, funniest costume, and best in show. Dec. 10, 11 a.m. 805-627-1997. avilabeachcc.com. Avila Beach Promenade, 404 Front St., Avila Beach.
SHELL BEACH CLEAN UP The public is welcome to come help clean up Shell Beach. Dec. 8, 10 a.m. 805-773-5000. cliffshotelandspa.com/cliffsmas/. The Cliffs Hotel and Spa, 2757 Shell Beach Rd, Pismo Beach.
SOCIAL GROUP FOR WIDOWS AND
WIDOWERS Call for more details. Second Saturday of every month, 10 a.m. 805-904-6615. Oak Park Christian Church, 386 N Oak Park Blvd., Grover Beach.
WEEKLY WATER SAFETY LESSONS Facility advertised as open and safe. Give the office a call to register over the phone. Mondays-Fridays $160-$190. 805-481-6399. 5 Cities Swim School, 425 Traffic Way, Arroyo Grande, 5citiesswimschool.com.
SANTA YNEZ VALLEY
JULEFEST PARADE The parade travels down Alisal Road, Copenhagen Road, and adjacent streets. Dec. 3, 11 a.m.-noon Free admission. cityofsolvang.com. Downtown Solvang, Citywide, Solvang.
LOS OLIVOS CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING Official tree lighting takes place by the town flagpole. Dec. 3, 6 p.m. losolivosca.com. Downtown Los Olivos, Grand Ave., Los Olivos.
SOLVANG JULEFEST CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING Lighting includes various festivities including ballerinas, live entertainment, and caroling. Dec. 2, 5-6:30 p.m. solvangcc. com. Solvang Park, Mission Dr. and First St., Solvang.
FOOD & DRINK
NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY
MORRO BAY MAIN STREET FARMERS MARKET Get fresh and veggies, fruit, baked goods, sweets, and handmade artisan crafts. Come have some fun with your local farmers and artisans and enjoy delicious eats while enjoying the fresh breeze of Morro Bay. Saturdays, 2:30-5:30 p.m. through May 31 Varies. 805-8247383. morrobayfarmersmarket.com. Morro Bay Main Street Farmers Market, Main Street and Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay.
THIRD ANNUAL HARMONY CHRISTMAS MARKET Shop and support local businesses for the holidays this year by purchasing gifts from a variety of vendors. There will also be food trucks, including the Harmony Valley Creamery. Dec. 3, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Harmony, 2177 Old Creamery Road, Harmony, 805.927.1625.
NORTH SLO COUNTY
ART AND WINE WALK Collaboration between Specs by Kyla, Hubba Wines, and Page of Art History. Sip wine, try on glasses and enjoy art. Postcard sized art packets available as well as prints. A percentage of December’s sales will benefit Kinship Foster Care Program. Dec. 2, 5:30-8 p.m. 805-4607575. specsbykyla.com/2022/11/22/december-news/. Specs by Kyla, 5808 Traffic Way, Atascadero.
AYURVEDIC FALL CLEANSE: TWO-PART SERIES
PLUS WINE With Sara Garofalo an Intuitive Health and Life Coach, Healer, Ayurveda Counselor, and Spiritual Mentor/Teacher. Dec. 4, 3-5 p.m. my805tix.com. Timshel Vineyards, 825 Riverside Ave., suite 1, Paso Robles.
BRUNCH IS BACK Celebrate the second Sunday of the month with brunch. Enjoy a two-hour cruise on the waterfront. Features fresh coffee, pastries, and more. Second Sunday of every month, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $50. 805-772-2128. chabliscruises.com. Chablis Cruises, 1205 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.
BURGERS AND BRATS LUNCH AT VFW 2814 Enjoy a hot-off-the-grill hamburger, cheeseburger, or handmade bratwurst sandwich at VFW Post 2814 in Atascadero. Starting at only $5, each meal comes with choice of toppings and condiments, a bag of chips, and a bowl of chili. The public is welcome. Wednesdays, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. through Dec. 28 $5. 805-466-3305. vfwpost2814.org/canteen.html. Veterans of Foreign Wars (VFW) 2814, 9555 Morro Road, Atascadero.
ORNAMENT PAINT AND SIP Join ArtSocial805 at Paso Market Walk. Each painter will have an opportunity to paint five wood ornaments. Paint supplies included, as well as your first glass of wine. Dec. 7, 6-8 p.m. $50. 805-7201255. pasamarketwalk.com. Paso Market Walk, 1803 Spring St, Paso Robles.
PAINT AND PINTS AT BARRELHOUSE Paint the “Winter
Sat., Dec. 10 · 5–8pm Downtown Cayucos, Ocean Avenue SAVOR the best holiday shopping in a classic California beach town VISIT Santa and Mrs. Claus in their quaint Victorian home – but watch out for the Grinch! FREE wagon & horse-drawn carriage rides Street carolers, refreshments, crafts PS! JOIN a guided walk on the Estero Bluffs Saturday, Dec 10 @ 1pm Meet 1.25 miles north of Cayucos; watch for banners. cayucoschamber.com/Christmas-in-cayucos or call (805) 748-2950 TREECHRISTMASLIGHTING Sunday, Dec 4 @ (Ocean5pmAve & D Street) Cayucos: Where the Old West Meets the Ocean San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden Light Art For the Entire Family NOV 11 THRU JAN 8 Thursday - Sunday 5pm - 8pm Scan the QR or go to My805Tix.com TICKETS ON SALE NOW! 5pm / 6pm / 7pm SPONSORED by Food Available for Purchase from Paradise Kitchen Come for Dinner Available for: Wine & Beer also open December 26 thru 28 For more info visit slobg.org
Cayucos Christmas Open House
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Wonderland” scene while you enjoy and sip on your favorite Barrelhouse pint. Tickets include all painting materials and your first pint of Barrelhouse beer. Dec. 7, 6-8 p.m. $50. 805-296-1128. artsocial805.com. Barrelhouse Brewing Co. Brewery and Gardens, 3055 Limestone Way, Paso Robles.
TACO TUESDAYS La Parilla Taqueria will be in courtyard serving up their delicious tacos and tostadas every Tuesday. Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m. La Parilla Taqueria will be in the courtyard serving up their delicious tacos and tostadas. Menu typically includes barbacoa, chicken, and pastor tacos, as well as shrimp ceviche tostadas. Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m. 805-460-6042. ancientowlbeergarden.com. Ancient Owl Beer Garden, 6090 El Camino Real, suite C, Atascadero.
SAN LUIS OBISPO
DOWNTOWN SLO FARMERS MARKET Thursdays, 6-9 p.m. Downtown SLO, Multiple locations, San Luis Obispo.
J. LOHR VINEYARDS AND WINES PRESENTS:
UNCORKING NEW HOLIDAY TRADITIONS Hosted by J. Lohr Vineyards and Wines. Dec. 1, 4-4:45 p.m. Complimentary. 408-288-5057. jlohr.com/events/updatingholiday-traditions. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo. SIP, SHOP, SAVE An exclusive ‘Sip and Shop’ event. Dec. 3, 3-6 p.m. $50. 805-544-6100. applefarm.com. Apple Farm, 2015 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.
SLO FARMERS MARKET Hosts more than 60 vendors. Saturdays, 8-10:45 a.m. World Market Parking Lot, 325 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo.
SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY
CLIFFSMAS: HOLIDAY BRUNCH AT MARISOL Enjoy a holiday brunch at Marisol with specialties including lobster benedict, hot chocolate French toast, and much more. Dec. 3, 8 a.m.-3 p.m. and Saturdays, Sundays. through Dec. 31 805-773-5000. cliffshotelandspa.com/cliffsmas/. The Cliffs Hotel and Spa, 2757 Shell Beach Rd, Pismo Beach.
HOLIDAY COCKTAILS This weekly event features a signature holiday cocktail, available every Wednesday in December. Wednesdays, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. through Dec. 28 805-773-5000. cliffshotelandspa.com/cliffsmas/. The Cliffs Hotel and Spa, 2757 Shell Beach Rd, Pismo Beach.
PISMO BEACH FARMERS MARKET Features various vendors selling their goods. Wednesdays, 4-7 p.m. Pismo Beach Farmers Market, Pismo Pier, Pismo Beach, 805. 773.4382.
TRIVIA NIGHT Join BrainStew Trivia for a hilariously witty evening of trivia in Pismo. Teams of 1 to 4 people. Prizes awarded to the first and second place teams. Kitchen is open until 7:30 p.m. for brain fuel. Beer, cider, wine, and non-alcoholic options available. First Thursday of every month, 6:30-8 p.m. Free to play. 805-295-6171. kulturhausbrewing.com. Kulturhaus Brewing Company, 779 Price St., Pismo Beach.
SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS ALAMOS
ETHNIC FOOD FAIR Annunciation Orthodox Church is holding its annual Ethnic Food Fair and Open House, with homemade foods from Greece, Ukraine, Romania, Syria, and Russia. Church tours available. Dec. 3, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. No admission fee. 805-264-2128. odox.org. Annunciation Orthodox Church, 877 Francine Lane, Santa Maria.
MUSIC
NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY
AGENT ORANGE WITH DISTRICT 9 Dec. 1, 7-10:30 p.m. The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay, 805-225-1312, thesirenmorrobay.com/.
BLUES AGENDA JAM AND SHOWCASE Blues Agenda convenes the blues jam at the renovated Niffy’s Merrimaker under new local restaurateur ownership. Local, visiting, and newcomers are welcomed at the blues jam showcasing musicians from the vibrant Central Coast blues jam scene. First Wednesday of every month, 7-10 p.m. Free. 805-2355223. The Merrimaker Tavern, 1301 2nd Street, Los Osos.
THE CALIFORNIA HONEYDROPS LIVE Dec. 2, 7:3010:30 p.m. The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay, 805-2251312, thesirenmorrobay.com/.
CANDLELIGHT CHRISTMAS CONCERTS Join Brynn Albanese and Cambria friends for this Christmas concert
series. Dec. 9-11 my805tix.com. Old Santa Rosa Chapel, 2353 Main St., Cambria.
DAMAGE INC. The ultimate Metallica tribute. Dec. 3, 8 p.m. The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay, 805-225-1312, thesirenmorrobay.com/.
FOREVER GREEN AT CAMBRIA CHRISTMAS MARKET AMPHITHEATER Forever Green is an electronic/acoustic, modern/traditional duo. Twin sisters Christi and Cara Brown create indie/folk/pop/rock with notes of Celtic, jazz, and blues. Dec. 1, 5-8:30 p.m. $15. cambriachristmasmarket.com/. Cambria Christmas Market, 2905 Burton Dr, Cambria.
JADE JACKSON LIVE Dec. 4, 7 p.m. The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay, 805-225-1312, thesirenmorrobay.com/.
LISTENING AS RITUAL Group listening sessions with musician/musicologist Ben Gerstein. Explore remarkable recordings of world music, nature field recording, western classical and contemporary, and jazz, sharing and discussing inspiration and perspectives on the expressive power of peoples, cultures, animals and habitats through sonic experience. Every other Monday, 7-8:15 p.m. $10-$15 donation. 805-305-1229. leftcoastartstudio.com/. Left Coast Art Studio, 1188 Los Osos Valley Rd., Los Osos.
LIVE MUSIC WITH GUITAR WIZ AT LUNADA GARDEN BISTRO “Guitar Wizard” Billy Foppiano plays a wide range of music, including blues, R&B, classic rock, and more. Second Sunday of every month, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 805-900-5444. Lunada Garden Bistro, 78 N. Ocean Ave., Cayucos.
MORRO BAY WHITE CAPS LIVE AT THE ANNUAL BOAT PARADE Under the baton of conductor Brenda Hascall, the Morro Bay White Caps Community Band and the San Luis Obispo County Band members will join together and perform holiday music to accompany the annual Morro Bay Boat Parade. Dec. 3, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free; Donations accepted. 916-337-9046. Embarcadero Morro Bay, 714 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.
NEXT LIFE LIVE AT THE OLDE ALEHOUSE Imagine if Petty met Beatles, Zeppelin, and Floyd for a jam? This might be what it would sound like. Dec. 4, 1-4 p.m. 805-2159316. nextlifeband.com. The Olde Alehouse, 945 Los Osos Valley Road, Los Osos.
OPEN MIC NIGHT Come join us each Wednesday for Open Mic Night in the downstairs dining area. Grab some friends and show off your talents. Food and drink service will be available. Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Free. 805-995-3883. schoonerscayucos. com. Schooners, 171 North Ocean Ave, Cayucos.
SING WE NOW OF CHRISTMAS A festive collection of holiday standards, familiar favorites, and some new selections performed by the Cambria Chorale. Dec. 11, 2 p.m. $20; free for students. cambriachorale.org. Community Presbyterian Church of Cambria, 2250 Yorkshire Dr., Cambria.
SUSAN RITCHIE BAND Dec. 3, 2:30 p.m. The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay, 805-225-1312, thesirenmorrobay.com/.
THE TAPROOTS AT THE SAVORY PALETTE The Taproots perform a unique blend of original contemporary Americana music incorporating rock, folk, and jazz influences, along with fresh renditions of cover songs. Dec. 3, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Free. 805-772-8388. savorypalette.com/ index.html. The Savory Palette (formerly Morro Bay Wine Seller), 601 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.
NORTH SLO COUNTY
CUESTA CONCORD CHORUS: A GLORIOUS HOLIDAY CONCERT Featuring Antonio Vivaldi’s “Gloria” with string orchestra. The Cuesta Concord Chorus will also perform beloved holiday songs and poems to ring in the season. This event also features the Annual Holiday Bake Sale. Dec. 4, 3 p.m. $20; Free for Veterans and spouses. Pavilion on the Lake, 9315 Pismo Ave., Atascadero.
FRIDAY NIGHT DJ Weekly DJ series, with a different DJ every Friday. Presented by friends at Traffic Record store in Atascadero. Come listen, dance, drink, and unwind every Friday. All ages event; no cover charge. Fridays, 7-10 p.m. 805-460-6042. ancientowlbeergarden.com. Ancient Owl Beer Garden, 6090 El Camino Real, suite C, Atascadero.
SAN LUIS OBISPO
11 O’CLOCK NUMBERS: THE SONGS THAT LIT UP BROADWAY Featured performances include several numbers from notable musicals. Dec. 10, 7 p.m. $15; $10 for students w/ID. Cuesta College Auditorium (5401), Hwy 1, San Luis Obispo, 805-546-3185.
CAL POLY ARAB MUSIC
ENSEMBLE FALL CONCERT A wide range of art, folk, and popular music from Arab society as well as selected seminal pieces from the historically interconnected areas of Southwest Asia and North Africa. Programs also feature critically acclaimed guest artists Dec. 3, 7:30 p.m. $20 general; $10 students. 805-756-4849. music. calpoly.edu/calendar. Spanos Theatre, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.
CAL POLY CHOIRS: HOLIDAY KALEIDOSCOPE This marks the sixth annual Holiday Kaleidoscope which has become a Central Coast tradition. The concert brings together all four Cal Poly choral ensembles with local high school and community ensembles. Performance highlights include traditional favorites, new works, sing-alongs with a holiday orchestra, and more. Dec. 2, 7:30 p.m. $15 and $20 general; $10 students. 805-756-4849. music. calpoly.edu/calendar. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.
CAL POLY SYMPHONY FALL CONCERT: MADRONE STRING QUARTET AND THE
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GUESS WHO’S BACH
The Santa Maria Philharmonic Society presents its next live concert, Baroque Jubilee, at the First United Methodist Church in Santa Maria on Friday, Dec. 2, at 7:30 p.m. The orchestra, under the direction of maestro Michael Nowak (pictured, right), will perform pieces by Bach, Vivaldi, Corelli, and Biber during the event. Call (805) 925-0412 or visit smphilharmonic.org for more info. The First United Methodist Church is located at 311 S. Broadway, Santa Maria.
The Cal Poly Symphony and the Madrone String Quartet will present a collaborative season opener that features side-by-side performances, captivating chamber music, and Dvorak’s Symphony No. 9, “From the New World.” Dec. 4, 3 p.m. $15 and $20 general; $10 students. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/symph/. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.
CUESTA WIND
ENSEMBLE CHAMBER MUSIC
CONCERT The annual Cuesta Chamber Music Concert returns from its pandemic hiatus. Members of the Cuesta Wind Ensemble and guests present music for solo and small ensembles. Dec. 7, 7:30 p.m. $5. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo, cuesta.edu.
DJ B.TRU An evening DJ set featuring Mushroom Jazz and Roots Reggae and delicious ciders on tap. Held in the tasting room and patio. Saturdays, 5-8 p.m. 805-721-6878. SLO Cider, 3419 Roberto Ct., Suite C, San Luis Obispo.
EASTON EVERETT SOLO Enjoy some indie-acoustic, live music. Thursdays, 5:30-7:30 p.m. eastoneverett.com. Big Sky Cafe, 1121 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo, (805)545-5401.
EMILY FRANKEN: LIVE IN THE TASTING ROOM Enjoy a live jazz show with Emily Franklin and many delicious ciders on tap. Dec. 2, 7-9 p.m. 805-721-6878. SLO Cider, 3419 Roberto Ct., Suite C, San Luis Obispo.
HOLIDAY TRADITIONS CONCERT SERIES: NIPOMO AND SAN LUIS OBISPO LOCATIONS Get in the spirit by attending a choral music performance by Vocal Arts Ensemble. Enjoy classical holiday tunes and a sing-a-long at various locations in early December. Dec. 1, 7-9 p.m., Dec. 3, 3-5 p.m. and Dec. 11, 4-6 p.m. $30-$40 (students $10). 805-541-6797. vocalarts.org. SLO County, Various locations, San Luis Obispo.
LIVE MUSIC FROM GUITAR WIZ BILLY FOPPIANO AND MAD DOG Join “Guitar Wiz” Billy Foppiano and his trusty side kick Mad Dog for a mix of blues, R&B, and more. Saturdays, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. 805-544-2100. Bon Temps Creole Cafe, 1819 Osos Street, San Luis Obispo, bontempscreolecafe.com/index.htm.
MATTHIAS CLARK IN THE TASTING ROOM A great show with Matthias Clark and many delicious ciders on tap. Dec. 9, 7-9 p.m. 805-721-6878. SLO Cider, 3419 Roberto Ct., Suite C, San Luis Obispo.
THE MOTHER HIPS Dec. 1, 7 p.m. SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Pl., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-1843, slobrew.com. PRÓXIMA PARADA Dec. 2, 8 p.m. The Fremont Theater,
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1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-546-8600, fremontslo.com.
RAKIM Celebrating the 25th anniversary of the 18th Letter. Dec. 3, 8 p.m. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-546-8600, fremontslo.com.
SAN FRANCISCO YIDDISH COMBO AT BETH DAVID SLO Klezmer for the 21st century. Dec. 11, 3-5 p.m. $25$30. 805-544-0760. bethdavidslo.org. Congregation Beth David, 10180 Los Osos Valley Rd., San Luis Obispo.
SUNDAY MUSIC AT RAGTAG WINE CO. Enjoy live music by local favorites. Wine available by the flight, glass, or bottle. Sundays, 4-7 p.m. Ragtag Wine Co., 779 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, 805-439-0774, ragtagwineco.com.
SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY
CHRISTMAS CAROLERS AT THE CLIFFS Join in on some Christmas caroling at The Cliffs. Dec. 1, 5-7 p.m. Free. 805-773-5000. cliffshotelandspa.com/cliffsmas/. The Cliffs Hotel and Spa, 2757 Shell Beach Rd, Pismo Beach.
CHRISTMAS CHOIR Sing your way into the new year. Bring your choir binders (new members will have binders provided) Some new original tunes and some standard Christmas Songs will be included in this years program. Contact for end date. Tuesdays, 7-8:30 p.m. through Dec. 20 Free. Richard Inman, Private Home TBA, Arroyo Grande, 805-937-4413.
HOME CONCERTS Dirty Cello brings the world a high energy and unique spin on blues and bluegrass. Led by cellist Rebecca Roudman. Dec. 8, 7-9:30 p.m. $20-$35. my.listeningroomnetwork.com. Tunes On Mentone, 1901 Mentone Ave., Grover Beach, 805-441-5868.
SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS ALAMOS
SANTA MARIA PHILHARMONIC DECEMBER SEASON CONCERT: BAROQUE JUBILEE With works from Bach, Vivaldi, Handel, and Corelli. From the Santa Maria Philharmonic Society. A joyous celebration of beloved Baroque composers; a holiday season tradition in the Santa Maria Valley. Dec. 2 smphilharmonic.org. Santa Maria First United Methodist Church, 311 S Broadway, Santa Maria, 805-925-9573.
LOMPOC/VANDENBERG
CERTAIN SPARKS’ WINTER YOUTH RECITAL 2022 Visit Certain Sparks’ website for more info on this upcoming student showcase. Dec. 10, 12-7 p.m. 805-588-9479. certainsparks. com. Lompoc Wine Factory, 321 N. D St., Lompoc. ∆
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By the Sea Productions presents new farce, Suite Surrender Suite Surrender, presented by By The Sea Productions, premiered at St. Peter’s by the Sea Episcopal Church in Morro Bay in late November.
Performances of the show are scheduled to run on Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays through Sunday, Dec. 18.
Described as a love note to the classic farces of the ’30s and ’40s, Suite Surrender is set in 1942 and follows two rivaling, Hollywood divas, Athena Sinclair and Claudia McFadden, who are accidentally booked in the same suite at a luxurious hotel.
According to press materials, Suite Surrender is a comedy full of mistaken identities, overblown egos, and double entendres, all while following a hilarious feud between Sinclair and McFadden. Director Kelli M. Poward helms this iteration of the show, written by Michael McKeever. The play’s cast includes Laura Richie as Sinclair and Kate Kravets as McFadden.
Tickets to Suite Surrender are available at the door or online in advance at my805tix.com. General admission is $25. Performances of the show take place every Friday and Saturday at 7 p.m. and every Sunday at 3 p.m.
Visit bytheseaproductions. org or call (805) 776-3287 for more info on the production, as well as details on future shows hosted by By The Sea Productions. St. Peter’s by the Sea Episcopal Church is located at 545 Shasta Ave., Morro Bay.
BY ADRIAN VINCENT ROSAS
Fast fashion
For artist Minga Opazo, sometimes the best way to showcase both the problem and solution to an ever-growing issue is to weave the two together.
She combines research on the decomposing power of mushrooms with woven basket-like sculptures to illuminate the power of using science and art to find sustainable solutions that mitigate the fast fashion industry’s impact.
“The art is part of my research,” she said. “If I can contribute to people knowing about this issue through my work, then maybe we can continue to research ways [to solve the issue].”
Opazo’s work will be the center of the San Luis Obispo Museum of Art’s latest exhibition, where her pieces—some of which include real mushrooms—and those from several other California-based artists are on display from Dec. 2 through Feb. 27 as part of Dirty Laundry. Aiming to explore the consequences of, and provide sustainable alternatives to, the fast fashion industry and modern-day clothing production, the exhibit delves into the problems through a variety of media.
Fast fashion is mass-produced cheap clothing. The manufacturing model relies on a quick turnaround for every aspect of the clothing business, including designing, fabricating, and selling the clothes, much of which is discarded. The average American throws away 70 pounds of clothes per year.
Understand the impact
Visit the Dirty Laundry exhibit on display at the SLO Museum of Art from Dec. 2 through Feb. 27. The museum is open from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Thursday through Monday at 1010 Broad St. in downtown SLO. Visit sloma.org for more information.
that the textile waste ends up at.”
Scrooge tale
The Atascadero High School Theater Department presents its production of Christmas Carol High School, which premieres on Friday, Dec. 9, and will run through Saturday, Dec. 17, with performances on Fridays and Saturdays.
Directed by Shawna Volpa, the show follows Meredith Priestly, described in press materials as the prettiest, meanest, and most popular student at West End High School, and “the campus Scrooge.” Priestly is taken on a life-changing journey during this modern retelling of Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol with a Mean Girls-esque twist.
Priestly is visited by five ghosts, including Patty and Patrick Prince, the ghosts of two former cheerleaders who attended West End High School during the 1950s.
Written by Mark Landon Smith, Christmas Carol High School originated in Fayetteville, Arkansas, where its original production debuted during December 2008.
Tickets to Atascadero High School’s production are $10.
Email bethbolyard@atasusd. org for more info on the show. Atascadero High School is located at 1 High School Road, Atascadero. ∆
—Caleb Wiseblood
“The exhibition looks at the way [that] on the surface fast fashion may seem contained [but] it has implications that are in fact far-reaching,” according to SLOMA press materials.
Initially, Opazo’s research involved raw textiles often found in the area where she’s from around the Chilean desert, noting that they were easily decomposable and part of the cultural history. As her research and art continued to evolve, however, she saw things change.
“I began to notice that the [waste] textile was being shipped to countries like Chile and Africa as a ‘gift,’” she said. “A lot of the textile history we have in Chile is in the same spot
Historically mummies buried in the Chilean desert were wrapped in decomposable materials, allowing the bodies and material to naturally become part of the soil. The dry Pacific Ocean air combined with the already dry deserts allowed for the preservation of these textiles and by extension, Opazo said, the mummies. But with the rising use of plastic-based materials to make clothing, the air’s qualities started preserving all of those “gifts” that ended up in the desert.
Opazo’s contributions to Dirty Laundry include an on-site installation that tells the history of the world’s landscape and the relationship textiles have with it. That show centerpiece is directly inspired by her study of soil samples in Chilean deserts, where volcanic activity has molded plastic into every layer of the soil.
“The new archeology is going to be all of this plastic we don’t really take care of,” Opazo said. “It is embedded into fossils here and is part of them now.”
Her installation features layers of clothing enmeshed with dirt that enables viewers to see how deep the problem goes. Above all of those layers is a grass lawn, something Opazo said she really wanted to focus on.
“There isn’t anything more common than the lawn in America,” she said. “I wanted to use that to show off how the problem is right below the ground we walk on.”
Artist Alicia Pillar designed onsite installation pieces commenting on the immediacy of these issues. The structure of her art is made from reused textiles and evokes human cells, which Pillar said is meant to get viewers to think about fast fashion’s impact at the molecular level.
In the same spirit, San Luis Obispo-based artist Sommer Roman’s pieces are biomorphic sculptures made from post-consumer textiles intending to explore the role both humans and textiles play in the world together.
Photographer Aditi Mayer contributed photography-based galleries to the exhibit with a specific focus on the social repercussions of the industry. Mayer’s work highlights the plight of garment workers in Los Angeles and India, touching on protests held in both areas as well as exploring some potential solutions to the issues.
The goal of the exhibit, according to SLOMA, is to leave visitors with as powerful an impact as the one that textiles have on the environment.
“Visitors will be invited to turn an eye to their own practices, and to think about the ways in which we can all contribute to a healthier and more sustainable world,” museum officials said in a statement.
“The exhibition brings together artists who are both deeply engaged with this industry, and committed to proposing solutions through their practice.”
Opazo hopes that Dirty Laundry can help people from around the world understand that it’s not too late to fix the issues caused by fast fashion.
“By introducing the mushrooms and other decomposers to the waste, my idea is to show that if we put our brains together and combine science and art and [whatever] else may come along in the future, we can have hope,” she said. ∆
Contributor Adrian Vincent Rosas is reflecting on sustainable holiday gifts. Reach him through the editor at clanham@newtimesslo.com.
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Christmas Carol High School puts a Mean Girls-esque spin on the classic
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Dirty Laundry provides mixed-media commentary on the fallout of the fast fashion industry at SLOMA
BURIED IN SAND Based on her experiences, artist Minga Opazo’s work highlights the strange plastic-infused landscape that permeates Chilean deserts.
LAY IT ALL OUT Minga Opazo’s soil and textile-layered grass block will be a special on-site installation in the middle of the gallery as part of the Dirty Laundry exhibit.
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Trilogy Monarch Dunes December 1, 2022 Thursday 7:00 PM Mission SLO de Tolosa December 3, 2022 Saturday 3:00 PM Harold J. Miossi CPAC December 11, 2022 Sunday 4:00 PM NIPOMO SLO CUESTA Kick o the holidays and celebrate this festive time of year with a choral concert for the whole family. $10 Children under 12 | $10 Students with ID | $30-40 Tickets 2022-2023 SEASON CONCERT SERIES DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY OF RENE FOSTER VocalArts.org | 805-541-6797 PACIFIC CONSERVATORY THEATRE Nov. 10-Dec. 23 Marian Theatre, Santa Maria GROUPS* 805-928-7731 x.4150 *12 OR TICKETS 805-922-8313 | PCPA.ORG Music by Richard Rodgers Lyrics by Oscar Hammerstein II New Book by Douglas Carter Beane Original Book by Oscar Hammerstein II 2013 Broadway Version Impossible things are happening everyday. Tickets On Sale NOW! Ballet Theatre San Luis Obispo presents Theresa Slobodnik’s with Winter Concerto and Les Patineurs (The Skaters) Dec. 16 & 17 7pm Dec. 18 2pm BT-SLO is a 501(c)(3) nonprofit, 20-8393945 Tickets Pacslo.org Presented by special arrangement with Dramatic Publishing Company of Woodstock, Illinois by Philip Grecian Based on the Motion Picture A Christmas Story, ©1983 Turner Entertainment Co., distributed by Warner Bros. Written by Jean Shepherd, Leigh Brown & Bob Clark And on the book In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash by Jean Shepherd SLOREP.ORG (805) 786-2440 888 MORRO STREET TICKETS $20-$39 THU–SAT @ 7PM SAT & SUN @ 2PM SHOW TIMES DEC 03 THROUGH DEC 18 2022 | 2023 SEASON Phyllis Momtazee Snelling Show Sponsors Nicole & Jay Raftery Show Sponsors Show Director Sponsors WED - SAT @ 7 PM SAT & SUN @ 2 PM www.newtimesslo.com • December 1 - December 8, 2022 • New Times • 27
God bless us every pun
Co-writer Sean Anders (Daddy’s Home, Instant Family) directs this modernized musical take on Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol, the 1843 novella about miserly Ebenezer Scrooge who’s visited by three ghosts— Christmas Past, Present, and Yet-toCome—who transform him into a kinder, more generous man. This adaptation focuses on Present (Will Ferrell), the middle ghost, who for his next haunting wants to take on a true challenge—an “unredeemable,” in this case deeply cynical media consultant Clint Briggs (Ryan Reynolds). (127 min.)
Glen Do we need another adaptation of A Christmas Carol? The answer turns out to be yes! Especially one that’s so winkingly self-referential about how we actually don’t need it, but here it is anyway. The Ghost of Christmas Present—who’s been haunting ne’er-dowells for a long time with ghost-in-chief Marley (Patrick Page), Christmas Past (Sunita Mani), and Yet-to-Come (Loren G. Woods)—longs to do more than simply point ominously at the hauntees’ future grave sites to scare them into being kinder, better people. Present, in fact, has been at the haunting game so long he’s earned his “retirement,” which means returning to Earth to live out another life. As the story unfolds, we discover why Present is so resistant to the idea of living again. If he can save an “irredeemable,” however, it just might give him the courage he needs. Against Marley’s advice and wishes, the ghosts make their preparations to take on Clint Briggs, who turns out to be every bit as irredeemable as advertised.
Anna There’s nothing better than a Christmas musical done right, and Spirited has taken over my ear buds since viewing. The songs are magical, the story sweet, the actors funny. Reynolds and Ferrell are both hilarious and charming dudes, and this sort of holiday vehicle is perfect for them. These two can sing, they can dance—they do it all! Ferrell is really cornering the Christmas market—first he brought us Buddy in Elf and now the sweet and optimistic Present, who refuses to give up on Clint, even when the guy is
SPIRITED
What’s it rated? PG-13
What’s it worth, Glen? Full price
What’s it worth, Anna? Full price Where’s it showing? Apple TV Plus
being a real jerk. Personally, I love the story of A Christmas Carol. It may be well worn and reproduced, but the moral of the story stands the test of time, and this is just the kind of film to breathe new life into the old tale. This quickly earned its place on my list of must-watch holiday films for each year. In fact, I’ll probably sneak in another viewing while I decorate the tree this year.
Glen OK, slow down there, partner. Yes, Reynolds and Ferrell are funny. They both have superb comic timing and are wholly likable—even Reynolds’ character, Clint, whose expertise is ginning up controversy like the opening number where he helps a live Christmas tree association create a way to disparage fake Christmas trees so as to boost sales of live trees. But I wouldn’t go as
CAUSEWAY
far as to say they’re especially talented singers and dancers. They’re passable, which is all they need to be because this is about humor and heart, not musical showmanship. And I guess the songs didn’t hit me as strongly as they hit you. I can’t remember any of them, but I’ll eventually learn them if you’re going to make this a holiday tradition. I hereby resign myself to an annual Spirited and Love Actually double feature, dear.
Anna OK, Mr. Humbug—those musical numbers were delightful, and I think Reynolds and Ferrell did a great job! We’re not all meant for Broadway, after all. I’ll admit, at this time of year it doesn’t take a lot for me to feel the spirit of Christmas, but this delightful film shot me straight into the season. There’s a love story and Christmas cheer and all the trappings of a great holiday flick. I’m here for it! ∆
Senior Staff Writer Glen Starkey and freelancer Anna Starkey write Split Screen. Glen compiles listings. Comment at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.
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eonard (Mark Rylance) is a cutter, the architect of garments. He’s a planner; he analyzes and constructs and builds beauty piece by piece. He’s quiet and understated, having spent a seemingly simple life honing his craft on Savile Row before personal tragedy and the rise of blue jeans drove him to America.
When a dangerous group of mobsters takes over his shop one night, things get messy quickly. Mob boss Roy’s (Simon Russell Beale) right-hand man, Francis (Johnny Flynn), and son Richie (Dylan O’Brien) show up suspicious that they’re being watched by rivals in “The Outfit” and think it’s a perfect opportunity to best their enemies. Someone ends up shot, and Leonard’s night goes from complicated to calculating. He’s presented with a game of chess, and if he plays each piece just right, he may be able to save himself and his apprentice/ pseudo daughter Mable (Zoey Deutch).
The entire cast is wonderful, but hats off to Rylance who beautifully holds this story together. He’s seemingly a man incapable of harm, yet beneath those still waters run deep pools. Atmospheric and captivating, The Outfit is a film that will keep you invested from start to finish. (105 min.)
Lila Neugebauer directs this drama about two damaged people getting through life the best they can.
Lynsey (Jennifer Lawrence) is a soldier recovering from a traumatic brain injury she sustained in Afghanistan. She meets James (Brian Tyree Henry), an auto mechanic who’s struggling to live with the fallout of a tragic car accident.
A quiet film with big performances, this slow-burning, subdued treatise on the lingering effects of trauma examines all the ways we avoid, rationalize, and ignore the emotional pain of past events. Lynsey, now stuck at home with a mother (Linda Emond) she resents, longs to go back in service, though her doctor (Stephen McKinley Henderson) believes it’s a mistake. James has demons and secrets of his own, and as he and Lynsey form a friendship, we learn
more about their difficult pasts. The acting carries the film. This is the kind of raw, understated performance that proved Lawrence’s early star power (think The Poker House 2008 and Winter’s Bone 2010). Her Lynsey is all internal: Subtle body language communicates her frustration at having to relearn body mechanics. Henry’s James senses in Lynsey a kindred spirit, and his deep kindness may be exactly what she needs to find who she needs to be. Poignant, melancholy, and deeply satisfying. (92 min.)
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Arts Split Screen
HARD CASE Irredeemable soul Clint Briggs (Ryan Reynolds, left) becomes a personal project for the Ghost of Christmas Present (Will Farrell), in Spirited , an adaptation and update of Charles Dickens’ classic A Christmas Carol , streaming on Apple TV Plus.
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PHOTO COURTESY OF GLORIA
SANCHEZ
—Anna
∆ —Glen
What’s it rated? R When? 2022 Where’s it showing? Amazon Prime
THE OUTFIT
What’s it rated? R When? 2022 Where’s it showing? Apple TV Plus
OR MOUSE? Leonard (Mark Rylance), a master British tailor operating a shop in Chicago, becomes unwillingly entangled with the mob, in The Outfit , streaming on Amazon
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Prime.
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LIFE GOES ON Jennifer Lawrence stars as Lynsey, a soldier with a traumatic brain injury who
meets another damaged soul in Causeway
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Strictly Starkey
BY GLEN STARKEY
Deep roots
Deke Dickerson
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No matter how much you think you love guitar music and guitar history, Deke Dickerson loves it more. He writes for publications such as Guitar Player, Vintage Guitar, and The Fretboard Journal, and he’s writing a biography of guitar legend Merle Travis.
He organizes an annual Guitar Geek Festival in Anaheim, and he’s the kind of guy who seeks out old-school players like Larry Collins, a child rockabilly star in the ’50s who played an early double-neck guitar, because he’s that big of a guitar nerd.
Dickerson himself is a helluva player who started at 13 playing rockabilly with his first band, The Untamed Youth, in his hometown of Columbia, Missouri. At 22, he relocated to LA and formed the Dave & Deke Combo with Dave Stuckey and later Deke Dickerson and the Ecco-Fonics. He now tours as Deke Dickerson & the Whippersnappers, playing The Siren next Thursday, Dec. 8 (7 p.m.; 21-andolder; $15 at eventbrite.com) with The Bonneville Phantoms opening.
Dickerson plays everything from roots rock to alt-country to hillbilly blues to surf rock and more. He’s “provided rootsy music for a slew of television shows and movie projects, including scoring the music for a Paramount Pictures film starring Johnny Knoxville, Action Point,” according to press materials.
Two of his songs are featured in Cars Land at Disney’s California Adventure theme park, and he’s “well known as a historian of roots music and regularly contributes liner notes to reissue projects for such labels as Capitol, RCA, Bear Family, and Sundazed.
If guitar music is your thing, Dickerson’s the man!
Also this week at The Siren, Metallica tribute act Damage Inc. plays on Saturday, Dec. 3 (8 p.m.; 21-and-older; $18 plus fees at eventbrite.com).
Don’t forget Numbskull and Good Medicine have three shows at The Siren this week starting with punk legends Agent Orange on Thursday, Dec. 1 (7 p.m.; 21-and-older; $20 at goodmedicinepresents.com or $22 day of show) Freewill and Carry The 9 open.
Santa Margarita local Jade Jackson plays Sunday, Dec. 4 (7 p.m.; 21-andolder; $18 at goodmedicinepresents.com). She’s got a couple of solo records out that were produced by Social D frontman Mike Ness as well as a collaboration with Aubrie Sellers called Breaking Point
Finally, two very fine country singersongwriters—Brennen Leigh and Sunny Sweeney—play The Siren as a stop on their On the Loose Tour this Wednesday, Dec. 7 (7 p.m.; 21-andolder; $22 at goodmedicinepresents.com). Leigh’s songs have been recorded by Lee Ann Womack, Rodney Crowell, Charley Crockett, and many others. Sweeney has
a new album, Married Alone, that’s been getting rave reviews. Should be a good one!
Fremont Theater
Local band gone big Próxima Parada returns to their old stomping grounds to play the Fremont on Friday, Dec. 2 (8 p.m.; all ages; $28.46 with fees at seetickets.us), with Hermosa Beach R&B act The Charities opening.
Próxima formed at Cal Poly, and they mostly write songs about personal growth, trying to make universal connections with their ever-growing audience. From Cal Poly to national touring, the band is on an incredible journey and they’re just getting started.
Rakim (née William Michael Griffin Jr.) is a master of the microphone, a rapper and record producer who rose to fame as one half of Eric B. & Rakim, who’s been dubbed The God EmCee, known for his masterful internal and multisyllabic rhymes. His album with Eric B., Paid in Full, was named the greatest hip-hop album of all time by MTV in 2006. Rakim is also known for three solo albums, 18th Letter, The Master, and The Seventh Seal, and on Saturday, Dec. 3, he’ll perform his show “Celebrating the 25th Anniversary of 18th Letter ” (8 p.m.; all ages; $37.69 with fees at seetickets.us).
SLO Brew Rock
Don’t forget quintessential Cali rockers The Mother Hips play Thursday, Dec. 1 (7 p.m.; all ages; $25 at ticketweb.com). For 30 years, these friends who met at Chico State have been cooking up breezy, ’70s-inspired, psychedelic, and Laurel Canyon-style rock.
Yächtley Crëw—the Titans of Soft Rock—plays on Wednesday, Dec. 7
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The Siren
SHE WRITES THE SONGS Brennen Leigh has written songs for Lee Ann Womack, Rodney Crowell, Charley Crockett, and Sunny Sweeney, the latter of whom will join Leigh at The Siren on Dec. 7
WORDSMITH Master rapper Rakim performs in celebration of the 25th anniversary of his solo debut album 18th Letter on Dec. 3 , at the Fremont Theater.
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PHOTO COURTESY OF RAKIM
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PHOTO COURTESY OF DEKE DICKERSON GUITARCHEOLOGIST Deke Dickerson & the
Whippersnappers play The Siren on Dec. 8 , bringing guitar-driven roots music traversing alt-country, rockabilly, surf rock, and more.
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(7 p.m.; all ages; $20 at ticketweb. com). The band just signed with Jimmy Buffett’s Mailboat Records and announced an extended engagement at The Palms in Las Vegas. Prepare to be flooded with the sounds of soft rock hits by Christopher Cross, Hall & Oates, TOTO, Steely Dan, Michael MacDonald, and more.
Finally, New Jersey-born Breland, a real musical chameleon and genrejumping singer-songwriter, plays his Here For It tour next Thursday, Dec. 8 (7 p.m.; all ages; $15 general and $50 VIP at ticketweb.com; $20 day of show). Inspired by everyone from the Beatles, Rascal Flatts, Prince, and Stevie Wonder, he’s created some amazing songs, like “My Truck,” a country song with hip-hop flare that went viral on Spotify and other streaming platforms.
The Clark Center
It’s that time of the year, which means Kerry Irish Productions returns to the Clark Center with An Irish Christmas on Saturday, Dec. 3 (7:30 p.m.; all ages; $40 to $58 at clarkcenter.org). Amazing Irish music, incredible dancers, and beloved holiday favorites await: “Silent Night,” “Carol of the Bells,” “The Twelve Days of Christmas,” and more.
South Bay Community Center
The 16th annual Winterdance Christmas Celebration happens Sunday Dec. 4 (4 p.m.; all ages; $25), with seasonal music by New World String Project to fill your ears and champion Irish dancers to melt your eyeballs. Sponsored by KCBX Public Radio, this annual tradition presents virtuosic performances on exotic instruments like nyckelharpa, cittern, Celtic harp, and cajon, as well as fiddle, guitar, and octave mandolin.
More music …
Choirs on Saturday, Dec. 3, in the Spanos Theatre (7:30 p.m.; all ages; $10 students and $20 general at (805) SLO-4TIX). Among other Middle Eastern music, the groups will perform an adaptation of Joy Hirokawa’s arrangement of “Lamma Bada Yatathanna,” a foremost example of Arab art music.
Sound out!
Finally, the Cal Poly Symphony will begin its concert season with The Madrone String Quartet on Sunday, Dec. 4, in the SLO PAC (3 p.m.; all ages; $10 students and $15 to $20 for the public at (805) SLO-4TIX). The concert will feature side-by-side performances of chamber music and Antonín Dvořák’s Symphony No. 9, “From the New World.”
The SLO Wind Orchestra presents Holiday Magic with conductor Jennifer Martin and saxophonist Ron McCarley this Sunday, Dec. 4, in the Cuesta College Performing Arts Center (3 to 5 p.m.; all ages; $10 students, $20 general, and $30 premium at tickettailor.com).
Singer-songwriter Emily Franklin is now playing a weekly show every Thursday, including Thursday, Dec. 1, at SLO’s Saints Barrel (1021 Higuera St.; 7 p.m.), and also this Friday, Dec. 2, at SLO Cider Co. Don’t miss this talented young songwriter with a lovely voice.
Cal Poly has a trio of shows this week starting when the Cal Poly Choirs present the sixth annual Holiday Kaleidoscope on Friday, Dec. 2, in the SLO PAC (7:30 p.m.; all ages; $10 students and $15 to $20 for the public at (805) SLO4TIX). Expect a lot of holiday music.
The Cal Poly Arab Music Ensemble presents their Fall Concert with special guests the Morro Bay High School
Hear classics such as “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas,” “The Nutcracker Fantasy,” “What Child Is This?” and a holiday sing-along.
Mike Vitale plays the house concert series Tunes on Mentone next Thursday, Dec. 8 (7 p.m.; $20 to $30 cash donation requested at the door; RSVP at my.listeningroomnetwork.com/ event-bthlvCAUS20221208#bio). All collected funds go to the performer. Vitale is an LA-based singer-songwriter whose voice and music are often compared to Paul Simon, John Mayer, Sting, Dave Matthews, and Peter Gabriel. ∆
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Flavor Wine
BY CHERISH WHYTE
From Ward
to wine country
Get the juice on Justin
Justin Trabue has wine in her veins. She was born and raised in Washington, D.C., but California beckoned since birth, with her namesake being Justin Vineyards and Winery in Paso Robles.
“This was my initial spark connector to this region,” she said.
While in high school, her wine enthusiast parents invited a Black sommelier to her home: “That skyrocketed my interest in wine,” she said, further cementing her future career and destiny in California.
She moved to San Luis Obispo in 2013, obtained a degree in wine and viticulture with a focus on wine business from Cal Poly, then proceeded to work 14 vintages around the world, including New Zealand and South Africa, with harvests ranging from 500 to 100,000 cases.
And now, at the age of 27, she is ringing in the new year with the release of her own vintage under her new label, Ward Four Wines.
“I grew up in the Fourth Ward of Washington, D.C.; I come from a family of four; and I am a fourth-generation Washington native,” she said.
Ward is also her mother’s maiden name.
“My mom is the one who found Cal Poly, brought me out for college visits, and ensured my passions are always my own,” Trabue said. “She came to visit for Mother’s Day in 2018. We went to Alta Colina [in Paso Robles] and fell in love with their viognier. I decided my fi rst-ever vintage had to come from them.”
In addition to her Alta Colina viognier, Trabue will be releasing Zachariah’s
She only produced one barrel, or 300 bottles, of each for a total of 125 cases.
Starting in late spring, the winemaker urged locals to get these wines directto-consumer through her forthcoming website.
“I will also have a few select bottles at retail shops and restaurants,” she added.
Trabue has high hopes for her debut wines, which were sourced from four American Viticultural Areas along the California coastline over the course of 30 days in late summer, she said.
“This was a grueling and educational vintage with both heat waves and unexpected rainstorms,” she explained.
“The fruit turned out incredible, and I had the opportunity to play around with skin-contact ferments on my white wines, and cool temperature fermentation for my reds.”
The team at Alta Colina is excited to see the end result.
“It has been a real pleasure to watch [Trabue] grow in the wine business,” said proprietor Bob Tillman. “[She] brings extraordinary talent and energy to everything she does. We are happy to help launch this young woman’s wine brand and anticipate great things from our viognier fruit in her hands.”
Trabue’s long trail of admirers, supporters, and benefactors bely her young age. In fact, her impact on colleagues is as much a story as her winemaking skills.
One of her mentors, Nipomo resident
Lane Tanner, partner and winemaker at Lumen Wines in Los Alamos, said she has “no doubt that [Trabue] will become a fellow icon by the time she is old and gray like me.”
Tanner recruited Trabue as an intern via Cal Poly’s wine program. They worked together for five years, with Trabue rising to the ranks of assistant winemaker before departing in 2021. Tanner said she was looking for someone strong and smart to intern for her, and one of the applicants was Trabue.
“I thought she was male because of the name,” Tanner said. “I checked with the head of the program to get a better view of Justin before I interviewed her. Rave review. That is also when I found out Justin was female.”
They fi rst met during a meeting for all the wineries and potential interns.
“I hear this booming voice call my name and I turn around to fi nd this Amazonian warrior woman striding toward me. I was in love at fi rst sight,” Tanner said. “She was not afraid to get dirty, and believe it or not, male or female, it is hard to fi nd someone with that quality. We worked well together.”
As Trabue grew from youth to adulthood, Tanner said, she had her own winemaking abilities and goals, so eventually she left Lumen.
“Which is what she should have done. Lumen is a small winery, and Justin is a big personality,” Tanner added. “She would have stagnated if she had stayed. Still, it was hard to see her leave.”
Other Trabue fans include budding winemakers who have benefited from her commitment to providing fi nancial
Block barbera from Mendocino, Grist Vineyard petite sirah from Dry Creek Valley, and Cecchini Family Vineyard muscat and Del Barba Vineyard mourvèdre from Contra Costa County.
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Reach Justin Trabue at justin@wardfourwines.com, on Instagram @wardfourwines, or at her soon-to-bereleased website wardfourwines.com.
Total devotion to her craft and colleagues sets local winemaker Justin Trabue on a path to icon status
Four
GRIT AND GRACE Justin Trabue’s first vintage under her recently launched Ward Four Wines label was “hard and heavy.” Her goals are to craft wines with “no fuss, all joy,” while also spearheading charitable endeavors to increase industry diversity.
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backing for minorities.
According to The Wine Industry Advisor and Wines Vines Analytics, fewer than 1 percent of the country’s 11,000-plus wineries are Black-owned, even though more than 10 percent of American wine consumers are Black. Experts state that financial capital is their primary business roadblock.
“My greatest joy since joining the wine industry has been helping to set up a scholarship program at my alma mater for BIPOC [Black, Indigenous, and people of color] individuals interested in pursuing a career in wine,” Trabue said.
From there she assisted in creating the nonprofit organization Natural Action, “which pushes natural winemaking practices to the forefront while immersing BIPOC individuals in the world of wine,” she added.
She said she wouldn’t have made it this far without her own support network, including Lift Collective, Courier Fresh Fund, Obsidian Wine Co., and The Roots Fund.
“Without these groups I would not have the funding that I do to make these wines,” she explained.
Presently, she is a one-woman enterprise and roving winemaker, splitting her time between homes in SLO and Napa. She specializes in minimal intervention practices and sources from vineyards statewide that
follow ethical labor guidelines and sustainable farming methods. Her inaugural lineup honors the wine region that shaped her career, as well as her parents, “who pushed me to make my dreams reality,” she said. “Each offering will pay tribute to my family dynamics, showing how wine evokes emotions and how moments in time can be captured in one of life’s simplest pleasures, a bottle of wine.” ∆
Flavor Writer Cherish Whyte is all aboard the Trabue fan train and eagerly awaits her first release. Reach her at cwhyte@ newtimesslo.com.
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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2022-2416
TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (04/13/2009)
New Filing
The following person is doing busi ness as WHITE FLAG PEST CON TROL, 1125 W Grand Ave, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. White Flag Pest Control Inc, (1125 W Grand Ave, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is con ducted by A CA Corporation, White Flag Pest Control Inc, /s/ Michael R Munger, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-17-22. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Stiletto, Deputy. Exp. 1017-27.
November 10, 17, 24, & December 1, 2022
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2022-2431 (03/01/2022)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as WANDER THE CEN TRAL COAST, JM REAL ESTATE SOLUTIONS, 310 W Cherry Ave, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Wander the Central Coast LLC, (310 W Cherry Ave, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company, Wander the Central Coast LLC, /s/ Jesse C Martinez, Managing Mmeber. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-1822. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk S. King, Deputy. Exp. 10-18-27.
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The following person is doing business as SHELL BEACH FLO RAL DESIGN, 260 W Grand Ave, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Amanda Rounds, (1710 Little Ct, Ar royo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual, /s/ Amanda Rounds. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-21-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 10-2127.
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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
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The following person is doing business as NESHA EAST PHOT GRAPHY, 325 Oak Hill Rd, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obis po County. Dawnesha M East, (325 Oak Hill Rd, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is con ducted by An Individual, /s/ Tra cie Jane Walser. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-24-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Webster, Deputy. Exp. 11-24-27. November 24, December 1, 8, & 15, 2022
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The following person is doing business as BOSS BATTLES ARCADE,1240 Los Osos Valley Road, Suite 2, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Boss Battles LLC, (585 Kings Ave., Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company, Boss Battles LLC, /s/ Christian Teran, Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-25-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my of fice. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Stiletto, Deputy. Exp. 10-25-27. November 10, 17, 24, & Decem ber 1, 2022
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The following person is doing business as SEW COZY CORNER STUDIO, 351 Madeline Rose Ct, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Amanda K Godinez, (351 Madeline Rose Ct, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by An In dividual, /s/ Amanda K Godinez. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-26-22. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. 10-26-27. November 10, 17, 24, & Decem ber 1, 2022
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2022-2490
TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/26/2022)
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The following person is doing business as BVPARK LAND SCAPING, 1299 Sawleaf Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Bvpark LLC, (3400 Cottage Way, Ste G2 #12275, Sacramento, CA 95825). This business is con ducted by A CA Limited Liability Company, Bvpark LLC, /s/ Brett Park, Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-26-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Webster, Deputy. Exp. 10-26-27. November 10, 17, 24, & Decem ber 1, 2022
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
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New Filing The following person is doing business as ITS OK BUY SELL TRADE, 224 S Halcyon Apt 105, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Litzinger Leandro, (224 S Halcyon Apt 105, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual, /s/ Litzinger Leandro. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-27-22. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my of fice. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Webster, Deputy. Exp. 10-27-27. November 24, December 1, 8, & 15, 2022
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2022-2521
TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as SUMMER SKIN SLO, 569 Higuera St. Suite C, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Sum mer Skin Medical, (569 Higuera St. Suite C, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401.). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation, Summer Skin Medical, /s/ Mollie Fitch, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-31-22. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Webster, Deputy. Exp. 10-31-27.
November 10, 17, 24, & Decem ber 1, 2022
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2022-2531 (10/01/2022)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as IN BLOOM HOLIS TIC COACHING, 455 Acacia Street, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Tracie Jane Walser, (455 Acacia Street, Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by An In dividual, /s/ Tracie Jane Walser. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-01-22. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk S. King, Deputy. Exp. 11-01-27. November 17, 24, & December 1, 8, 2022
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2022-2532
TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/06/2017)
New Filing
The following person is do ing business as A HALCYON DENTAL CARE, 268 S. Halcyon Rd, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Jose Suayan, (268 S. Halcyon Rd, Ar royo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Indi vidual, /s/ Jose Suayan, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-01-22. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk S. King, Deputy. Exp. 11-01-27. November 17, 24, & December 1, 8, 2022
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2022-2538
TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/27/2022)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as AGRILUCENT LLC, 2351 Fresno Street, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Agrilucent LLC, (2351 Fresno Street, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is con ducted by A CA Limited Liability Company, Agrilucent LLC, /s/ Thomas C Sparks-Manager. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-02-22. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my of fice. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Webster, Deputy. Exp. 11-02-27.
November 10, 17, 24, & Decem ber 1, 2022
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2022-2539
TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/02/2022)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as SUNRISE SESSIONS, 1022 Mill St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County.
Amanda J Caldwell, (1492 Tangle wood Ct., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conduct ed by An Individual, /s/ Amanda J. Caldwell. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-02-22. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. 11-02-27.
November 10, 17, 24, & Decem ber 1, 2022
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2022-2540
TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as ROGALL + CO., 1110 Quintana Rd, Morro Bay, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. Rogall Painting, Inc., (1110 Quin tana Rd, Morro Bay, CA 93422).
This business is conducted by A CA Corporation, Rogall Painting, Inc., /s/ Anna Rago, Secretary. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-02-22. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.
(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk S. King, Deputy. Exp. 11-02-27.
November 10, 17, 24, & Decem ber 1, 2022
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2022-2543
TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/02/2022)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as PRISM CCG, 631 Creston Rd, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Prism CCG LLC, (2304 Mesa Vis ta Ct, Paso Robles, CA 93446).
This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company, Prism CCG LLC, /s/ Nicolas Horton, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-02-22. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. 11-02-27.
November 10, 17, 24, & Decem ber 1, 2022
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2022-2544
TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as VOXEL DIAGNOS TICS, 3560 Ranch House Road Unit 203, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County.
Voxel Diagnostics, Inc., (3560 Ranch House Road Unit 203, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation, Voxel Diagnostics, Inc., /s/ Andy Hoang, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-02-22. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.
(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Webster, Deputy. Exp. 11-0227.
November 10, 17, 24, & Decem ber 1, 2022
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2022-2546
TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/01/2022)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as FLOREP, 219 Elaine Way, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Marc Englert, (219 Elaine Way, Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by An Individual, /s/ Marc Englert. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-02-22. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Webster, Deputy. Exp. 11-02-27.
November 10, 17, 24, & Decem ber 1, 2022
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2022-2550
TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/16/2022)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as, BUBBLES & TEA COFFEEHOUSE, 338 W Tefft St Ste B, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Maricruz Sanchez, (707 Division St, Nipo mo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by A Individual/s/Mari cruz Sanchez. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-03-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk S. King, Dep uty. Exp. 11-03-27.
November 10, 17, 24, & Decem ber 1, 2022
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2022-2555 (01/01/1985)
New Filing
The following person is doing business KALEIDOSCOPIC, IMAG INATION, DISCOVERY & SPIRIT, 1370 12th St., Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Gail Comer, (1370 12th St., Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual, /s/ Gail Comer. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-03-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk S. King, Deputy. Exp. 11-03-27. December 1, 8, 15, 22, 2022
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2022-2557 (02/01/2007)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as BLUE DOLPHIN INN & MOONSTONE COTTAGES, 6470 Moonstone Beach Dr., Cambria, CA 93428. San Luis Obispo County. Blacks Hatchery and Turkey Farm Inc., (1215 Ysa bel Ave, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation, Blacks Hatchery and Turkey Farm Inc., /s/ Greg Pacheco, Vice President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-03-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk S. King, Deputy. Exp. 11-03-27. November 17, 24, & December 1, 8, 2022
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2022-2559
TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/04/2022)
New Filing
The following person is do ing business as THRASHER’S FREEZE-DRIED TREATS & SNACKS, 890 Tanis Pl, Nipomo CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Paula K Thrasher, (890 Tanis Pl, Nipomo CA 93444). This business is conducted by An Individual, /s/ Paula K Thrasher, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-04-22. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. 11-04-27.
November 10, 17, 24, & Decem ber 1, 2022
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2022-2560
TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/03/2021)
New Filing
The following person is doing business as PIER ST DELI, 325 Pier Ave, Oceano, CA 93445. San Luis Obispo County. Thomas Ryan Mendez, (727 Annie Way, Santa Maria, CA 93455). This business is conducted by An Individual, /s/ Thomas Mendez, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-04-22. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 11-04-27.
November 10, 17, 24, & Decem ber 1, 2022
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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2022-2661 (11/17/2022)
New Filing
The following person is doing business JOYFUL HELP, 264 Scar lett Cir, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Rane D Agui lar, (264 Scarlett Cir, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is con ducted by An Individual, /s/ Rane D Aguilar. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-17-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk S. King, Deputy. Exp. 1117-27.
November 24, December 1, 8, & 15, 2022
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2022-2672 (N/A)
New Filing
The following person is doing business 805 BEACH BUNKERS & SERVICES, 1536 W Branch St, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Valerie Jean Simpson, (3933 Hill View Rd, San ta Maria, CA 93455-3220). This business is conducted by An Indi vidual, /s/ Valerie Jean Simpson. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-18-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.
(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Stiletto, Deputy. Exp. 11-18-27.
November 24, December 1, 8, & 15, 2022
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2022-2673 (01/01/2018)
New Filing
The following person is doing business THE PLANT LADY, 11518 Piona Lane, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. TPL Plantscapes, LLC, (3940-7341 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company, TPL Plantscapes, LLC , /s/ Saman tha Rosson, Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-18-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.
(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Stiletto, Deputy. Exp. 11-18-27.
November 24, December 1, 8, & 15, 2022
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2022-2675 (11/18/2022)
New Filing
The following person is do ing business CREATION AVE., 1862 14th Street, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Edward Justin Diaz Mamaradlo, (1862 14th Street, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conduct ed by An Individual, /s/ Edward Justin Diaz Mamaradlo. This state ment was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-1822. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 11-18-27.
November 24, December 1, 8, & 15, 2022
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2022-2677 (10/10/2022)
New Filing
The following person is doing business FRANCO DESSERTS, 445 Jupiter Dr, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Guadalupe Rojas Franco, (445 Jupiter Dr, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by An Individual, /s/ Guadalupe Ro jas Franco. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-21-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 11-21-27.
November 24, December 1, 8, & 15, 2022
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2022-2687 (N/A)
New Filing
The following person is doing business SUGAR AND SKIN CARE, 910 Ramona Ave Suite 1, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Michaela Raynessa Perez, (185 E Vintage St, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by An Individual, /s/ Michaela Perez, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-22-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 11-22-27. November 24, December 1, 8, & 15, 2022
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2022-2700 (11/06/2022)
New Filing
The following person is doing business GYPSY LOGIC SLO, 393 Buchon Apt A, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Andrea Janet Ripley, (393 Buchon Apt A, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual, /s/ Andrea Janet Ripley. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-23-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Webster, Deputy. Exp. 11-23-27. December 1, 8, & 15, 22, 2022
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2022-2701 (11/23/2022)
New Filing
The following person is doing business GLO COFFEE COM PANY, 847 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Glo Coffee Company, LLC, (847 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is con ducted by A CA Limited Liability Company, Glo Coffee Company, LLC, /s/ Maria Meyer, Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-23-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk S. King, Deputy. Exp. 11-23-27.
December 1, 8, & 15, 22, 2022
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2022-2711 (09/15/1987)
New Filing
The following person is doing business P C CONSTRUCTION, 1625 Los Berros Rd, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Peter David Carlson, (1625 Los Berros Rd, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual, /s/ Peter David Carlson, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-28-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 11-28-27.
December 1, 8, & 15, 22, 2022
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2022-2713 (03/21/2006)
New Filing
The following person is do ing business THE MAYOR’S PLACE, 181 W Tefft St, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Gina Dillman, (181 W Tefft St, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by An Individual, /s/ Gina Dillman, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-28-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 11-28-27. December 1, 8, & 15, 22, 2022
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2022-2717 (11/28/2022)
New Filing
The following person is doing business LE REVE RETREAT, 5670 Nacimiento Shores Rd, Brad ley, CA 93426. San Luis Obispo County. Riverside Wine School LLC, (5670 Nacimiento Shores Rd, Bradley, CA 93426). This busi ness is conducted by A CA Limited Liability, Riverside Wine School LLC, /s/ Richard Cota, Manager. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-28-22. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk A. Webster, Deputy. Exp. 11-28-27. December 1, 8, 15, 22, 2022
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2022-2719 (11/29/2022)
New Filing
The following person is doing business FIX IT UP! HANDYMAN SERVICES, 908 W Church St, Santa Maria, CA 93458. San Luis Obispo County. Elizabeth Mar quez, (908 W Church St, Santa Maria, CA 93458). This business is conducted by An Individual, /s/ Elizabeth Marquez. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-29-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. 11-29-27.
December 1, 8, 15, 22, 2022
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2022-2720 (N/A)
New Filing
The following person is doing busi ness SOFT-HACKLE JOURNAL, 425 Bonita St., Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Steven D Loiseau, (425 Bonita St., Morro Bay, CA 93442), Doris A Loiseau, (425 Bonita St., Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by A Married Couple, /s/ Steven D Loiseau. This state ment was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-2922. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. 11-29-27.
December 1, 8, 15, 22, 2022
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2022-2722 (04/04/2022)
New Filing
The following person is doing business CART SIDE COCKTAILS, 1970 Lake Ysabel Rd, Templeton, CA 93465. San Luis Obispo Coun ty. Lauren Renee Erke, (1970 Lake Ysabel Rd, Templeton, CA 93465). This business is conducted by An Individual, /s/ Lauren Renee Erke. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-29-22. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.
(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk S. King, Deputy. Exp. 11-29-27.
December 1, 8, 15, 22, 2022
Public Notice of Lien Sale
Auction
This notice is given that Buckley Springs Storage, 901 Buckley Road, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401, will sell personal property de scribed below to enforce a lien imposed on said property pursu ant to the California Self-Storage Facilities Act. (California Business & Professions Code 21700)
The undersigned will sell at public auction at www.storageauctions. net from December 5, 2022 –December 13, 2022, of contents stored by the following persons and will be sold to the highest bidder:
Marcella Galvez of San Luis Obis po, CA, unit C159
Clothes, printers, household goods, shelving
Public sale terms, rules, and regu lations will be made available prior to the sale. All sales are subject to cancellation. We reserve the right to refuse any bid. Buyers must secure the units with their own per sonal locks. To claim tax-exempt status, original RESALE certifi cates for each space purchased is required. Cash only.
November 24 & December 1, 2022
NOTICE
OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: RICHARD L. PAULDING DECEDENT CASE NUMBER: 22PR-0397
To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: RICH ARD L. PAULDING
A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by DEBRA TROUT in the Supe rior Court of California, County of SAN LUIS OBISPO.
THE PETITION OF PROBATE re quests that DEBRA TROUT be appointed as personal representa tive to administer the estate of the decedent.
THE PETITION requests the dece dent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for exami nation in the file kept by the court.
THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Inde pendent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the per sonal representative to take many actions without obtaining court ap proval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the per sonal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.)
The independent administration au thority will be granted unless an in terested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority.
A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: January 10, 2023 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept.: 9 in person at the Superior Court of Cali fornia, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1050 Monterey Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.
IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objec tions or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney.
IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a con tingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal rep resentative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issu ance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in sec tion 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other Cali fornia statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an at torney knowledgeable in California law.
YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person in terested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk.
Attorney for Petitioner: Law Office of Karen L. Scott P.O. Box 383 Pismo Beach, CA 93449 805-574-7899
November 24, December 1, & 8 2022
Notice of Public Lien Sale
The following units will be sold to satisfy liens against them at a public auction to be held on Friday, Decem ber 9, 2022
Notice is hereby given by the under signed that a public lien sale of the following described personal prop erty will be held.
UNIT 541-Tina Skeet Art, furniture, tools, bags & boxes, household goods, shelves, apparel
UNIT 926 - Tina Skeet - Furniture, tools, household goods, tent, shelves, bed frame, bags, boxes, tubs, apparel.
Sealed bids will be accepted pre ceding a silent auction at 9:00 AM to 10:30 AM, Friday, December 09, 2022, at THEATRE DRIVE SELF STORAGE, 2371 THEATRE DRIVE, PASO ROBLES, County of San Luis Obispo, State of California. Bond #0727501.
Bids will be taken from 9:00 AM to 10:30 AM, (Owner has the right to refuse any or all bids. Owner has the right to bid). Highest bidder will be notified by telephone 12:00 PM the day of the auction. Payment is due and payable immediately. Cash or credit card only, this is to include a $100 cash deposit, refundable once the unit is verified clean and goods removed.
December 1, 8, 2022
Notice of Public Sale
Notice is hereby given that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property pursuant to Sections 2170021716 of the Business & Pro fessions Code, Section 2328 of the UCC. Section 535 of the Penal Code and provisions of the Civil Code.
The undersigned is hereby given notice that a public lien sale of the following personal property will be held online at storageauctions.net and will end at the hour of 11 AM on the 15th Day of December, 2022 where said property has been stored and which are lo cated at:
Downtown Mini Storage, 9200 El Camino Real, Atascadero, CA 93422
County of San Luis Obispo, State of California, the fol lowing
Susie Cooper
Black leather couch, fishing poles, tent, golf clubs, com puter, speaker, household
John Hollingsead
Asst’d Furniture, folding chairs, bedframe, children’s toys, misc bins/boxes
Jen Kim
Asst’d Furniture, toaster oven, household décor, misc bins/ boxes
Penni Monroe Work records
Robert Walters
Asst’d Furniture, chest, table, chair, luggage, bedframe, misc bins/boxes
Doreen Watson
Scooter, playpen, dressers, vacuum, tires, misc boxes/ bags/bins
December 1, 8, 2022
Notice of Public Sale
Notice is hereby given that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property pursuant to Sections 2170021716 of the Business & Pro fessions Code, Section 2328 of the UCC. Section 535 of the Penal Code and provisions of the Civil Code.
The undersigned is hereby given notice that a public lien sale of the following personal property will be held online at storageauctions.net and will end at the hour of 10 AM on the 15th Day of December, 2022 where said property has been stored and which are lo cated at:
Traffic Way Storage, 5395 Traffic Way, Atascadero, CA 93422
County of San Luis Obispo, State of California, the fol lowing
Russell Allen
Toolbox & tools, cables, dining table & chairs, furniture, easy chair, dresser, hutch, lamps, pillows, mattress & box spring
Douglas Buckley Motorcycle body, asst’d mo torcycle parts, seats, wheels, wine refrigerator, ladder, bi cycle cargo trailer
Jules Carcanague
Snowboard/ski gear, remote control cars, golf clubs, ten nis racquet, helmet, sports gear, camping gear, furniture, dresser, household items, kitchenware, men’s clothing, misc boxes/bins
ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME
CASE NUMBER: 22CV-0597
To all interested persons: Petitioner: Yu Ram Choi filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as fol lows: PRESENT NAME: Yu Ram Choi to PROPOSED NAME: Yuram Choe Jensen
THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this mat ter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.
NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: December 22, 2022 Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 2, in person or via zoom, at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. A copy of this Or der to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of gen eral circulation, printed in this county: New Times
Date: October 31, 2022 /s/: Rita C. Federman, Judge of the Superior Court November 10, 17, 24, & De cember 1, 2022
ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE
NUMBER: 22CV-0614
To all interested persons: Petitioner: Alberto Cardenas Contreras filed a petition with this court for a decree chang ing names as follows: PRES ENT NAME: Alberto Cardenas Contreras to PROPOSED NAME: Alberto Contreras Cardenas
THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this mat ter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.
NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: January 11, 2023 Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 9, in person or via zoom, at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circula tion, printed in this county: New Times
Date: November 7, 2022 /s/: Tana L. Coates, Judge of the Superior Court November 10, 17, 24, & De cember 1, 2022
ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE
NUMBER: 22CV-0622
To all interested persons: Petitioner: Elizabeth Dianne Branch AKA Elizabeth Dianna Carroll filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRES ENT NAME: Elizabeth Dianne Branch AKA Elizabeth Dianna Carroll to PROPOSED NAME: Elizabeth Dianna Carroll
THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written ob jection that includes the rea sons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the peti tion should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.
NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: December 29th, 2022 Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 2, in person or via zoom, at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. A copy of this Or der to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times
Date: November 10th, 2022 /s/: Rita C. Federman, Judge of the Superior Court November 17, 24, & Decem ber 1, 8, 2022
ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE
NUMBER: 22CV-0624
To all interested persons: Petitioner: Laura Yumiko Kuff ner filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Laura Yumiko Kuffner to PROPOSED NAME: Laura Yumiko Akatsu
THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written ob jection that includes the rea sons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the peti tion should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.
NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: December 29, 2022 Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 2, in person or via zoom, at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. A copy of this Or der to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times
Date: November 10, 2022 /s/: Rita C. Federman, Judge of the Superior Court December 1, 8, 15, 22, 2022
ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE
NUMBER: 22CVP-0325
To all interested persons: Petitioner: John Paul Sebastian Holt filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: John Paul Sebastian Holt to PROPOSED NAME: John Paul Sebastian Hayes
THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this mat ter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the peti tion for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.
NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: January 11, 2023 Time: 9:30 am, Dept. P2, in person or via zoom, at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 901 Park Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circula tion, printed in this county: New Times
Date: November 15th, 2022 /s/: Tana L. Coates, Judge of the Superior Court November 17, 24, & December 1, 8, 2022
NOTICE OF SALE OF ABANDONED PERSONAL PROPERTY
Notice is given that undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property pursuant to sections 21701-21716 of the Business and Professions Code, Section 2328 of the Commercial Code, Section 535 of the Penal Code and provisions of the Civil Code. “SuperStorage”, 2050 22nd St., Oceano, CA 93445, will sell by competitive bidding end ing on or after December 5th, 2022 on or after 10:00 A.M., property in storage units. Auc tion is to be held online at www. storagetreasures.com.
Property to be sold includes, but is not limited to: Book shelves, dressers, washers & dryers, desks, beds, tables and chairs, bed frames, mat tresses, kitchen utensils, kitchenware, pots and pans, appliances, furnishings, cloth ing, household items, luggage, stereo equipment, cabinets, sporting equipment, fishing gear, camping gear, tools, con struction equipment, comput ers, monitors, printers, toys, TV’S, bicycles, golf clubs, surf boards, office furniture, person al items, possible collectibles/ antiques and boxed items con tents unknown, belonging to the following:
Sierra Beach (10X10)
Sawyer Anderson (6X10)
Dawn Kenoyer (10X10)
Elliot Tuleja (10X10)
Purchases must be paid for at time of sale in CASH ONLY. All purchased items sold as is, where is. Items must be re moved at the time of sale. Sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between owner and obligated party. Advertiser reserves the right to bid.
Dated this 17th day of Novem ber, 2022
Auction by StorageTreasures. com Phone (855)722-8853
SuperStorage (805) 474-4445 November 24 & December 1, 2022
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NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT, at the regular meeting of the City Council held on November 22, 2022 at 5:30 p.m. held in a hybrid format with both in-person in the Veterans Memorial Hall located at 209 Surf Street, Morro Bay, California and via teleconference pursuant to Assembly Bill 361 (2021-22) and Government Code section 54953, the City Council of the City of Morro Bay, adopted Ordinance No. 654, Repealing and Replacing Title 17 (Zoning), and Miscellaneous Amendments to Update Zoning Language References in Page 5-3 of the Waterfront Master Plan and Chapters 5.50, 5.60, 7.16, 8.32, 9.28, 10.60, 12.08, 12.12, 13.04, 13.20, 14.44, 14.42, 16.36, 16.40, and 16.48 of the Morro Bay Municipal Code.
A certified copy of the full text of the adopted ordinance is available on the City’s website at www.morrobayca.gov, and upon request by contacting the City Clerk’s office at (805) 7726205.
Ayes: Headding, Addis, Barton, Ford Noes: None Absent: Heller
/s/ Heather Goodwin Deputy City Clerk December 1, 2022
The San Luis Obispo Human Relations Commission will hold a Regular Meeting on Wednesday, December 7, 2022, at 5:00 p.m. in the Council Hearing Room at City Hall, 990 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo. Please note that with the return of in-person meetings, Zoom participation will not be supported. Public comment, prior to the start of the meeting, may be submitted in writing via U.S. Mail to the City Clerk’s Office at 990 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 or by email to advisorybodies@slocity.org.
PUBLIC HEARING ITEM:
• CONSIDERATION
OF
COMMUNITY
DEVELOPMENT BLOCK GRANT FUNDING RECOMMENDATIONS
Review draft 2023-24 Community Development Block Grant (CDBG) funding recommendations and forward to City Council for final recommendations.
Contact Information: Owen Goode – (805) 781-7576 –ogoode@slocity.org
Report(s) are typically available six days in advance of the meeting and can be viewed on the City’s website, under the Public Meeting Agendas web page: https://www.slocity.org/government/mayor-andcity-council/agendas-and-minutes.
Please contact the Office of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion at (805) 781-7114 for more information, or to request an agenda report. December 1, 2022
SAN LUIS OBISPO CITY COUNCIL NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING
The San Luis Obispo City Council invites all interested persons to attend a public hearing on Tuesday, December 13, 2022 at 5:30 p.m. held in the Council Chambers at City Hall, 990 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo. Please note that Zoom participation will not be supported, as this will be an in-person meeting Meetings can be viewed remotely on Government Access Channel 20 or streamed live from the City’s YouTube channel at http://youtube.slo.city. Public comment, prior to the start of the meeting, may be submitted in writing via U.S. Mail delivered to the City Clerk’s office at 990 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 or by email to emailcouncil@slocity.org.
PUBLIC HEARING ITEM:
• TAX AND EQUITY FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY ACT (TEFRA) HEARING FOR THE HOUSING AUTHORITY OF THE CITY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO REGARDING REISSUANCE OF A TAXEXEMPT OBLIGATION THAT FINANCED THE ACQUISITION AND REHABILITATION OF 172 AFFORDABLE HOUSING UNITS LOCATED IN THE CITY.
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that a public hearing, as required by Section 147(f) of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986, will be held by the City Council of the City of San Luis Obispo as set forth above with respect to the proposed reissuance by the Housing Authority of the City of San Luis Obispo (the “Authority”) of a tax-exempt revenue note (the “Note”) in a principal amount of $13,664,227.77. Proposed amendments to the documents for the Note that was issued by the Authority in August of 2019 will result in a reissuance of the Note for purposes of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986, as amended.
For more information, you are invited to contact Owen Goode of the City’s Community Development Department at (805) 781-7576 or ogoode@slocity.org
WHO: County of San Luis Obispo Planning Department Hearing
WHEN: Friday, December 16, 2022 at 09:00 AM. All items are advertised for 09:00 AM. To verify agenda placement, please call the Department of Planning & Building at (805) 781-5600.
WHAT: A request by Scott and Janell Cote for a Minor Use Permit / Coastal Development Permit (DRC2020-00212) to allow for a new approximately 3,933 square-foot single-family residence with an attached 834 square-foot three-car garage, 275 square-foot workshop, and 338 square feet of covered balconies/porches. The project would result in the disturbance of approximately 8,512 square feet and removal of approximately 19 oak trees on a vacant 0.36-acre parcel. The proposed project is in the Residential Suburban land use category and is located at 6380 Mar Vista Place, within the Heron Crest neighborhood of San Luis Bay Estates, approximately 1,600 feet northeast of the community of Avila Beach. The project site is in the Coastal Zone and in the San Luis Bay Coastal Planning Area.
Also to be considered is the environmental determination that the previously certified Subsequent Final Environmental Impact Report (FEIR) is adequate for the purposes of compliance with CEQA to process the requested project.
County File Number: DRC2020-00212
Supervisorial District: District 3 Assessor Parcel Number(s): 076-180-007
Date Accepted: June 3, 2022
Date Accepted: N/A
WHERE: Virtual meeting via Zoom platform. Instructions on how to view and participate in the meeting remotely and provide public comment will be included in the published meeting Agenda and are posted on the Department’s webpage at: https://www.slocounty.ca.gov/Departments/Planning-Building/ Grid-Items/Meetings,-Hearings,-Agendas,-and-Minutes/PlanningDepartment-Hearing-(PDH)-Virtual-Meeting-.aspx.
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION
A copy of the staff report will be made available on the Planning Department website at www.sloplanning.org. You may also contact Nicole Ellis, Project Manager, in the Department of Planning and Building at the address below or by telephone at (805) 781-5600.
TO REQUEST A PUBLIC HEARING
A. Address: 302 Vista Del Mar Avenue
Applicant: Dr. Tim and Jean Jones
Project No.: P22-000065
Description: Continued review of the Coastal Development Permit and Architectural Review Permit application to include a Variance request to allow a 168 square-foot second floor addition to an existing two-story single-family residence and Categorical Exemption No. 2022-025. Location: 302 Vista Del Mar. The project is within the Coastal Zone and is appealable to the Coastal Commission. APN 010-231-023.
Environmental Review
In accordance with the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA) it has been determined that the project is categorically exempt pursuant to Section 15301(e) of the CEQA Guidelines regarding minor additions to an existing residence.
B. Address: 22 Bluff Drive
Applicant: Glen Sparks Project No.: P22-000072
Description: Coastal Development Permit and Architectural Review Permit for the construction of a new single-family residence and Categorical Exemption No. 2022-028. Location: 22 Bluff Drive. The project is within the Coastal Zone and is appealable to the Coastal Commission. APN: 010-562-022.
Environmental Review
In accordance with the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA), it has been determined that the project is exempt from the requirements of CEQA pursuant to Section 15303(a) of the CEQA Guidelines regarding construction of a new single-family residence.
C. Address: 128 Peyton Court Applicant: Mary Pedersen Project No.: P22-000076
Description: Coastal Development Permit and Architectural Review Permit for the construction of a new single-family residence and Categorical Exemption No. 2022-029. Location: 128 Peyton Court. The project is within the Coastal Zone and is appealable to the Coastal Commission. APN 010-142-034.
Environmental Review
In accordance with the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA), it has been determined that the project is exempt from the requirements of CEQA pursuant to Section 15303(a) of the CEQA Guidelines regarding construction of a new single-family residence.
D. Address: 3990 Shell Beach Road
Applicant: Andrew Grow Project No.: P22-000004
Description: Continued review for a request for a Coastal Development Permit and Variance to develop a rainwater collection and retention system for an existing residence. Location: 3990 Shell Beach Road. The project is within the Coastal Zone and is not appealable to the California Coastal Commission. APN: 010-154-037.
Environmental Review
In accordance with the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA), the project is found to be statutorily exempt from CEQA under the provisions of Public Resources Code Section 21080(b)(5), which provides that CEQA does not apply to projects which a public agency rejects or disapproves.
E. Address: 440 Stimson Avenue
Applicant: Sherry Lange Project No.: P22-000083
Description: Coastal Development Permit for a 225 square-foot bedroom addition and 235 square-foot deck addition to an existing singlefamily residence and Categorical Exemption No. 2022-027. Location: 440 Stimson Avenue. The project is within the Coastal Zone and is not appealable to the Coastal Commission. APN 005-086-004.
Environmental Review
In accordance with the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA), it has been determined that the project is exempt from the requirements of CEQA pursuant to Section 15301(e) of the CEQA Guidelines regarding minor additions to an existing single-family residence.
F. Address: 314 Indio
Applicant: Bill Isaman, Isaman Design Project No.: P22-000114
Description: Major Modification to Project P17-000009 for a new single-family residence, with changes to exterior elevations and overall height to one story, reduction of overall square footage, and elimination of the basement level. A Categorical Exemption was previously considered and approved. Location: 314 Indio Drive. The project is within the Coastal Zone and is appealable to the Coastal Commission. APN 010-091-008.
Environmental Review
In accordance with the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA), it has been determined that the project is exempt from the requirements of CEQA pursuant to Section 15303(a) of the CEQA Guidelines regarding construction of a new single-family residence. Details about ways to participate in this hearing will be provided on the agenda posted for the meeting online at pismobeach.org/agenda, and on the bulletin board at City Hall. The agenda will be posted no later than Friday, December 9, 2022.
You have a right to comment on this project and its effect on our community. Interested persons are invited to participate in the hearing or otherwise express their views and opinions regarding the proposed project. Emailed comments may be submitted to planningcommission@ pismobeach.org; staff cannot guarantee that emailed comments submitted after the start of the meeting will be given full consideration before action is taken. Written comments may be delivered or mailed to the Community Development Department / Planning Division Office at 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA 93449, prior to the meeting, or hand-delivered during the meeting no later than the comment period for this item. Oral comment may be provided prior to the meeting by calling 805-773-7005 and leaving a voice message. Please state and spell your name and identify your item of interest. Oral comment may also be made during the meeting, either by joining the virtual meeting using the link provided on the agenda document, or by attending the meeting in person in the Council Chamber at City Hall. Please refer to the agenda for this meeting for specific instructions for participation.
Staff reports, plans and other information related to this project are available for public review from the Planning Division Office, by emailing the Planning Division at planning@pismobeach.org. The meeting agenda and staff report will be available no later than the Friday before the meeting and may be obtained upon request by mail or by visiting www.pismobeach.org/agenda. The Planning Commission meeting will be televised live on Charter Cable Channel 20 and streamed on the City’s website.
PLEASE NOTE:
If you challenge the action taken on this item in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the City of Pismo Beach at, or prior to, the public hearing.
For further information, please contact Megan Martin, Planning Manager, at mmartin@pismobeach.org or 805-773-4658.
Megan Martin Planning Manager
The City Council may also discuss other hearings or business items before or after the items listed above. If you challenge the proposed project in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the City Council at, or prior to, the public hearing.
Council Agenda Reports for this meeting will be available for review one week in advance of the meeting date on the City’s website, under the Public Meeting Agendas web page: https://www.slocity.org/government/mayor-and-city-council/ agendas-and-minutes. Please call the City Clerk’s Office at (805) 781-7114 for more information. The City Council meeting will be televised live on Charter Cable Channel 20 and live streaming on the City’s YouTube channel http://youtube.slo.city. December 1, 2022
COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO DEPARTMENT OF PLANNING & BUILDING
NOTICE OF TENTATIVE ACTION / PUBLIC HEARING
WHO County of San Luis Obispo Planning Department Hearing
WHEN Friday, December 16, 2022 at 09:00 AM. All items are advertised for 09:00 AM. To verify agenda placement, please call the Department of Planning & Building at (805) 781-5600.
WHAT A request by Laruen Pinocchio (Oak Hearst Estate) for a Minor Use Permit (DRC2016-00130) to allow temporary events within an approximately 0.5-acre outdoor event area on the Northern portion of the parcel. The proposed temporary event program would include 12 temporary events (including non-profits) during one calendar year to include the following: 4 events up to 200 attendees, 4 events up to 150 attendees, and 4 events up to 100 attendees. The project also includes a request for outdoor amplified music until 10 p.m. The project will result in minimal site disturbance for access improvements to the approximate 126-acre parcel. The proposed project is within the Rural Lands use category and is located at 6060 Peachy Canyon Road, approximately 6 miles east of Paso Robles. The site is in the Adelaida Sub Area of the North County Planning Area.
Also to be considered is the determination that this project is categorically exempt from environmental review under CEQA.
County File Number: DRC2016-00130
Supervisorial
REQUEST A PUBLIC HEARING
To do so, send a letter to this office at the address below or send an email to pdh@co.slo.ca.us by Friday, December 9, 2022 at 4:30 PM The letter or email must include the language “I would like to request a hearing on DRC2016-00130.”
If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing.
Ysabel Eighmy, Secretary Planning Department Hearing December 1, 2022
This matter is tentatively scheduled to appear on the consent agenda, which means that it and any other items on the consent agenda can be acted upon by the hearing officer with a single motion. An applicant or interested party may request a public h earing on this matter. To do so, send a letter to this office at the address below or send an email to pdh@co.slo.ca.us by Friday, December 9, 2022 at 4:30 PM. The letter or email must include the language “I would like to request a hearing on DRC2020-00212.”
If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing.
COASTAL APPEALABLE
If the County approves this project, that action may be eligible for appeal to the California Coastal Commission. An applicant or aggrieved party may appeal to the Coastal Commission only after all possible local appeals have been exhausted pursuant to Coastal Zone Land Use Ordinance Section 23.01.043(b). Local appeals must be filed using the required Planning Department form as provided by Coastal Zone Land Use Ordinance Section 23.01.042(a)(1).
Ysabel Eighmy, Secretary Planning Department Hearing December 1, 2022
NOTICE OF ADOPTED ORDINANCE NO. 655 OF THE CITY OF MORRO BAY
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT, at the regular meeting of the City Council held on November 22, 2022 at 5:30 p.m. held in a hybrid format with both in-person in the Veterans Memorial Hall located at 209 Surf Street, Morro Bay, California and via teleconference pursuant to Assembly Bill 361 (2021-22) and Government Code section 54953, the City Council of the City of Morro Bay, adopted Ordinance No. 655, Repealing, Amending and Reenacting Chapters 14.01-14.12 of Title 14 (Buildings and Construction) of the Morro Bay Municipal Code, thereby adopting by reference and amending the 2022 California Building (Volumes 1 and 2), Residential, Electrical, Mechanical, Plumbing, Energy, Historical Building, Fire, Existing Building, Green Building, Administrative, and Reference Standards Codes, the 2021 International Property Maintenance Code, and the 1997 Uniform Code for the abatement of dangerous buildings.
A certified copy of the full text of the adopted ordinance is available on the City’s website at www.morrobayca.gov, and upon request by contacting the City Clerk’s office at (805) 772-6205.
Ayes: Headding, Addis, Barton, Ford
Noes: None
Absent: Heller
/s/ Heather Goodwin
Deputy City Clerk December 1, 2022
NOTICE OF ADOPTED ORDINANCE NO. 654 OF THE CITY OF MORRO BAY
RELATIONS COMMISSION PUBLIC HEARING
HUMAN
Assessor
WHERE Virtual meeting via Zoom platform. Instructions on how to view and participate in the meeting remotely and provide public comment will be included in the published meeting Agenda and are posted on the Department’s webpage at: https://www.slocounty.ca.gov/ Departments/Planning-Building/Grid-Items/Meetings,-Hearings,Agendas,-and-Minutes/Planning-Department-Hearing-(PDH)Virtual-Meeting-.aspx . ADDITIONAL INFORMATION A copy of the staff report will be made available on the Planning Department website at www.sloplanning.org. You may also contact Holly Phipps, Project Manager, in the Department of Planning and Building at the address below or by telephone at (805) 781-5600.
This matter is tentatively scheduled to appear on the consent agenda, which means that it and any other items on the consent agenda can be acted upon by the hearing officer with a single motion. An applicant or interested party may request a public hearing on this matter.
District: District 1
Parcel Number(s): 026-331-046 Date Accepted: 11/01/2021
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COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO DEPARTMENT OF PLANNING & BUILDING NOTICE OF TENTATIVE ACTION / PUBLIC HEARING
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that on Tuesday, December 13, 2022, at 6:00 p.m. or as soon thereafter as possible, the Pismo Beach Planning Commission will hold a public hearing in the Council Chamber at City Hall, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, for the following purpose:
PUBLIC HEARING AGENDA:
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Rob Brezsny’s Free Will Astrology
ARIES
(March 21-April 19): Journalist Hadley Freeman interviewed Aries actor William Shatner when he was 90. She was surprised to find that the man who played Star Trek’s Captain Kirk looked 30 years younger than his actual age. “How do you account for your robustness?” she asked him. “I ride a lot of horses, and I’m into the bewilderment of the world,” Shatner said. “I open my heart and head into the curiosity of how things work.” I suggest you adopt Shatner’s approach in the coming weeks, Aries. Be intoxicated with the emotional richness of mysteries and perplexities. Feel the joy of how unknowable and unpredictable everything is. Bask in the blessings of the beautiful and bountiful questions that life sends your way.
TAURUS
(April 20-May 20): Of all the objects on Earth, which is most likely to be carelessly cast away and turned into litter? Cigarette butts, of course. That’s why an Indian entrepreneur named Naman Guota is such a revolutionary. Thus far, he has recycled and transformed over 300 million butts into mosquito repellant, toys, key rings, and compost, which he and his company have sold for more than a million dollars. I predict that in the coming weeks, you will have a comparable genius for converting debris and scraps into useful, valuable stuff. You will be skilled at recycling dross. Meditate on how you might accomplish this metaphorically and psychologically.
GEMINI
(May 21-June 20): Tips on how to be the best Gemini you can be in the coming weeks: 1. Think laterally or in spirals rather than straight lines. 2. Gleefully solve problems in your daydreams. 3. Try not to hurt anyone accidentally. Maybe go overboard in being sensitive and kind. 4. Cultivate even more variety than usual in the influences you surround yourself with. 5. Speak the diplomatic truth to people who truly need to hear it. 6. Make creative use of your mostly hidden side. 7. Never let people figure you out completely.
CANCER
(June 21-July 22): In my dream, I gathered with my five favorite astrologers to ruminate on your immediate future. After much discussion, we decided the following advice would be helpful for you in December. 1. Make the most useful and inspirational errors you’ve dared in a long time. 2. Try experiments that teach you interesting lessons even if they aren’t completely successful. 3. Identify and honor the blessings in every mess.
LEO
(July 23-Aug. 22): “All possible feelings do not yet exist,” writes Leo novelist Nicole Krauss in her book The History of Love. “There are still those that lie beyond our capacity and our imagination. From time to time, when a piece of music no one has ever written, or something else impossible to predict, fathom, or yet describe takes place, a new feeling enters the world. And then, for the millionth time in the history of feeling, the heart surges and absorbs the impact.” I suspect that some of these novel moods will soon be welling up in you, Leo. I’m confident your heart will absorb the influx with intelligence and fascination.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Virgo author Jeanette Winterson writes, “I have always tried to make a home for myself, but I have not felt at home in myself. I have worked hard at being the hero of my own life, but every time I checked the register of displaced persons, I was still on it. I didn’t know how to belong. Longing? Yes. Belonging? No.” Let’s unpack Winterson’s complex testimony as it relates to you right now. I think you are closer than ever before to feeling at home in yourself—maybe not perfectly so, but more than in the past. I also suspect you have a greater-than-usual capacity for belonging. That’s why I invite you to be clear about what or whom you want to belong to and what your belonging will feel like. One more thing: You now have extraordinary power to learn more about what it means to be the hero of your own life.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): It’s tempting for you to entertain balanced views about every subject. You might prefer to never come to definitive conclusions about anything, because it’s so much fun basking in the pretty glow of prismatic ambiguity. You LOVE there being five sides to every story. I’m not here to scold you about this predilection. As a person with three Libran planets in my chart, I understand the appeal of considering all options. But I will advise you to take a brief break from this tendency. If you avoid making decisions in the coming weeks, they will be made for you by others. I don’t recommend that. Be proactive.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Scorpio poet David Whyte makes the surprising statement that “anger is the deepest form of compassion.” What does he mean? As long as it doesn’t result in violence, he says, “anger is the purest form of care. The internal living flame of anger always illuminates what we belong to, what we wish to protect, and what we are willing to hazard ourselves for.” Invoking Whyte’s definition, I will urge you to savor your anger in the coming days. I will invite you to honor and celebrate your anger, and use it to guide your constructive efforts to fix some problem or ease some hurt. (Read more: tinyurl.com/AngerCompassion)
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Sagittarian comedian Margaret Cho dealt with floods of ignorant criticism while growing up. She testifies, “Being called ugly and fat and disgusting from the time I could barely understand what the words meant has scarred me so deep inside that I have learned to hunt, stalk, claim, own, and defend my own loveliness.” You may not have ever experienced such extreme forms of disapproval, Sagittarius, but—like all of us—you have on some occasions been berated or undervalued simply for being who you are. The good news is that the coming months will be a favorable time to do what Cho has done: hunt, stalk, claim, own, and defend your own loveliness. It’s time to intensify your efforts in this noble project.
CAPRICORN
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The bad news: In 1998, Shon Hopwood was sentenced to 12 years in prison for committing bank robberies. The good news: While incarcerated, he studied law and helped a number of his fellow prisoners win their legal cases—including one heard by the U.S. Supreme Court. After his release, he became a full-fledged lawyer, and is now a professor of law at Georgetown University. Your current trouble isn’t anywhere as severe as Hopwood’s was, Capricorn, but I expect your current kerfuffle could motivate you to accomplish a very fine redemption.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “I stopped going to therapy because I knew my therapist was right, and I wanted to keep being wrong,” writes poet Clementine von Radics. “I wanted to keep my bad habits like charms on a bracelet. I did not want to be brave.” Dear Aquarius, I hope you will do the opposite of her in the coming weeks. You are, I suspect, very near to a major healing. You’re on the verge of at least partially fixing a problem that has plagued you for a while. So please keep calling on whatever help you’ve been receiving. Maybe ask for even more support and inspiration from the influences that have been contributing to your slow, steady progress.
PISCES
(Feb. 19-March 20): As you have roused your personal power to defeat your fears in the past, what methods and approaches have worked best for you? Are there brave people who have inspired you? Are there stories and symbols that have taught you useful tricks? I urge you to survey all you have learned about the art of summoning extra courage. In the coming weeks, you will be glad you have this information to draw on. I don’t mean to imply that your challenges will be scarier or more daunting than usual. My point is that you will have unprecedented opportunities to create vigorous new trends in your life if you are as bold and audacious as you can be. ∆
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