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Editor’s note

San Luis Obispo county opened a safe parking site in 2021 with half a million dollars, intending to allow program participants to stay for 90 days while they received support to find permanent housing. Things didn’t go as planned at the site near the SLO County Jail, which closed for good on May 6. The county is still facing a lawsuit over its closure after paying the participants who stayed until the end $60,000 total to help them relocate and cleaning up everything program participants left on-site. Staff Writer Bulbul Rajagopal speaks with the county and the attorney representing participants for this week’s cover story [8]

Also this week, how Cal Poly students feel about proPalestinian sentiments and the resulting on-campus atmosphere [9], a SLO abstract painter showing in Los Olivos [20], and the crepe place in Arroyo Grande [28]. Camillia Lanham editor

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SLO City Council reduces downtown parking costs after complaints

The San Luis Obispo City Council sliced its parking rates almost by half, fielding complaints from business owners and residents impacted by the current cost of pulling up to downtown.

“Somebody in the audience said earlier to say, ‘We’re sorry,’ and we hear the pain and the frustration,” City Councilmember Emily Francis said at the May 14 meeting.

With Mayor Erica Stewart absent because of illness, the City Council greenlit a parking rate plan that sets on-street parking at $2.75 an hour in the downtown core and at $2.25 per hour in the surrounding area. With an $8 daily maximum, parking in structures will cost $2 an hour. The cost reduction in parking structures also eliminates the existing free first hour and free parking on Sundays.

Currently, on-street parking in downtown SLO costs $4 per hour. Parking inside structures is $3 an hour with a daily maximum of $12.

Last July, the City Council raised downtown parking rates to demonstrate that the revenue collected from the increased fees could pay the $47 million in loans incurred from financing a new five-level, 403-space parking structure worth $53 million. The move effectively doubled the downtown hourly street parking rate and slated it to rise to $5 per hour in 2025.

“With the increase in parking structure fees, it is not sustainable for employees to pay for parking while working downtown for a full day,” Abby Turco, a downtown SLO employee, told the City Council prior to the May 14 vote. “For lower wage workers like myself, the $12 fee is almost an entire hour of pay and unfortunately interferes with my ability to save for necessities.”

Faced with mounting public dissatisfaction, the city hired parking consultant Dixon Resources Unlimited for a little more than $130,000 to conduct a study that could find a way to balance parking affordability with the city’s expenses. The consultant company engaged in a months-long process of conducting community surveys and parking occupancy data collection before presenting three parking rate model options at the May 14 meeting.

The City Council opted for the cost-conscious “option B” at the behest of more than a dozen community members. Roughly 2,700 survey responses from residents, visitors, business owners,

Paso is getting rid of its downtown paid parking program

Just before the Paso Robles City Council unanimously voted to repeal the city’s downtown paid parking program, two council members said that they never wanted to hear about parking again.

“It’s your problem at this point,” Mayor John Hamon said during the May 7 meeting. “You’re going to have to manage your own problems.”

Since March, when the council voted to tweak the program by taking away the first two hours of free parking because it wasn’t paying for itself, residents and business owners have challenged the city over the decision. In April, residents submitted a referendum petition, calling for some of the parking ordinance’s codes to go before voters on the November ballot. Paso suspended the paid parking program in the wake of the controversy, and parking has been free since.

“I have never seen an issue that has raised the ire of the community other than this paid parking,

and employees informed Dixon’s creation of the parking models.

Consultant company founder Julie Dixon told the City Council that while the low-cost model barely breaks even for the city in the first fiscal year of 2024-25, it becomes a financially sustainable solution in the following years.

Comparatively, the first parking model option retained the free first hour in parking structures while reducing the parking rate to $2.50 an hour. It maintained the current street parking rates.

The third parking model option—Dixon’s

have shrunk monthly permit rates for 10-hour street meters from $60 to $45 and reduced monthly permit rates for structures from $85 to $65.

City staff recommended incorporating a monthly permit rate reduction for structures from $85 to $45 in the chosen low-cost parking rate plan, which the City Council approved. Other operational changes included perks like streamlining mobile payment to one app, expanding the two-hour time limit for street parking in the downtown core to three hours, and eventually transitioning from the gateless parking structure system to a gated one.

recommended choice—prioritized affordable parking in structures. It would have reduced the rate to $2 an hour with an $8 daily maximum and removed the first free hour and free parking on Sundays. This option would have lowered the hourly street parking rates in the downtown core and its surrounding areas to $3 and $2.50, respectively. It also would

which you seem determined to cram down our throats,” resident Richard Pettit said during the meeting. “We submitted these signatures to you … and you basically threw them in the trash, enthusiastically rejected the referendum with this nitpicking, so-called flaws. Do you really think this will change the voters?”

During the meeting, City Attorney Elizabeth Hull said the city clerk was going to officially reject the petition on May 8.

According to a city staff report, the city reached out to petitioners in March to alert them that the city “had concerns about the validity of the form being used” to gather signatures. Proponents, the staff report said, said they weren’t available to discuss the form but “had legal counsel and were confident the referendum complied with state law.”

On April 2, proponents turned the referendum in to the city clerk with 2,281 signatures. The clerk had until May 14 to make a determination.

In the city clerk’s May 8 rejection letter, she said the petition violated election code because it didn’t include the number or official title of the

The City Council’s ordinance implementing the low-cost option also removes the future rate increase to $5 that was scheduled for 2025. The council will reconvene for the second reading of the ordinance on June 4. The rate changes will take effect on July 8. ∆

ordinance it was protesting, it didn’t include a required advisory about paid or volunteer signature gatherers, and included statements that were confusing and misleading to voters.

Petitioner and city resident Dave Nelson told New Times that the city had two options: to place the referendum on the ballot or repeal the ordinance. They chose option two, he said.

“They don’t want to put it on the ballot because it’s expensive, they said. … It’s expensive and they’re going to lose,” Nelson said. “I’m happy with the result, but I’m not happy it took this to get them to listen.”

During the May 7 meeting, Councilmember Fred Strong said that putting the referendum on the ballot would cost the city between $50,000 and $100,000, adding that he would prefer that the council repeal the ordinance over spending the money.

He also said that the reason the paid parking program existed was because “everybody was begging us to do something” about employees

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parking in front of stores all day long. A common business complaint prior to 2018 was that there was never any parking downtown for customers.

Mayor Hamon added that after studying the issue, the council decided it would be easier to enforce paid parking rather than time limits because the program could pay for itself—$1 an hour after the first two hours free. However, the program didn’t pay for itself, which is why the council decided this year to remove the first two hours of free parking.

“We figured out that legally, there is no way to keep public employees or anyone from staying there all day and taking spots from people who were going to trade with different merchants,” Hamon said. “We’re going to get back to the point where merchants are going to have [cars] parked in front of them all day long without people coming through the front door.”

Assistant City Manager Chris Huot told New Times that after the recent vote to repeal the paid parking ordinance, there is no longer a paid parking program in place. While the City Council still needs to vote on a second reading of the repeal, parking will remain free for those who visit downtown.

“The kiosks are still there; there’s signage on them to show that no fee is required to park,” Huot said. “Sometime after the second reading, in the not-too-distant future, that signage will be removed,” and so will the kiosks.

SLO County isn’t moving forward with tax to fund transportation

With SLO County facing a $2.3 billion shortfall in transportation funding, a sales tax for transportation seemed like a practical way to make up for the lack of dollars. But the tax didn’t make the popularity cut for this year’s ballot.

In June 2023, the San Luis Obispo Council of Governments (SLOCOG) approved a 23-year regional transportation plan that identified a need for $2.3 billion extra in county transportation funding.

“Over the next 23 years, the projects that were in the plan and some of those projects that also identified as ‘we really want this for this throughout our communities,’ just are not going to happen. We’re not going to be able to fund these projects,” SLOCOG Deputy Director James Worthley told New Times. “We do expect them to be funded sometime within those 23 years, but it might not be until the 20th year.

“So, projects that people typically want to see done in, you know, five years or less won’t because the funding isn’t there. It’s not going to happen.”

Worthley said that lack of funding means that safety, downtown, pedestrian, and highway improvements likely won’t happen in the next 10 years.

SLOCOG drafted a transportation investment plan, which proposed a half-cent transportation sales tax measure that would generate $35 million region-wide over the next 20 years, resulting in $700 million back to SLO’s economy to help with community road safety and congestion improvements, according to previous New Times reporting.

“We did public outreach last summer

and fall with surveys and meeting groups and asked people what’s needed out there,” Worthley said. “Lots of potholes were identified as needing to be fixed, some safety issues are identified, so we took all that information, and we rolled it into a draft investment plan.”

SLOCOG worked its way through the seven city councils in SLO County, and Worthley said some were warm to the idea and others were cold—for instance, the Arroyo Grande City Council, which is in the process of deciding whether to add its own local sales tax measure to the November ballot, according to previous New Times reporting.

According to a May 1 SLOCOG staff report, 1,065 responses were collected from a poll sent out to SLO County residents. About 64 percent of the responses were supportive of a transportation tax on the November 2024 ballot.

“We brought all this information to our local board on May 1, and said here’s where we are. Some of the hurdles would be there’s going to be a crowded ballot on November’s election, and some of the cities are looking forward to going for their own either new or renewal of a sales tax,” Worthley said. “It’s not the best time to go forward then; let’s kind of push pause in heading toward November 2024.”

It’s not the first time a county-wide transportation tax aimed for the ballot box. In 2016, SLO County voters narrowly rejected Measure J, a half-cent sales tax for transportation, according to previous New Times reporting.

Worthley said SLOCOG is going to continue conversations about how to help make up some of the needed funding in the future.

“We’re still missing out on hundreds of millions of dollars because we don’t have this tax that others have,” he said. “But we don’t see necessarily a chance, the best chance to win in November 2024.”

Public Works progresses with 2023 storm repairs, searches for more funding

San Luis Obispo County has made a significant dent in the volume of roads that needed repairs after the historic winter storms in early 2023.

The Public Works Department’s third biannual storm update revealed a final count of 879 damaged or debris-laden sites around the county. It’s a sharp jump from the initial estimate of 595 impacted areas in SLO County, which the department identified in the first update in May 2023.

“The storm work is expected to continue into 2027 even with the majority of the sites being repaired,” supervising engineer Garret McElveny told the SLO County Board of Supervisors on May 14. “Staff is not projecting any additional immediate cash flow needs.”

Of the 879 identified damaged sites, 166 locations still need fixes. The increased tally also saw higher estimated gross costs. Repairing all of the damaged roads would cost $55 million, compared to the $45 million estimate found in the previous storm update in November 2023. Public Works continues to seek funding approval from federal and state representatives for the $25 million it’s already spent.

Despite the higher cost, the county’s net cost isn’t set to increase drastically because of reimbursements from the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) and the Federal Highway Administration.

Public Works pursued FEMA reimbursements through three categories. It’s already completed repairing all 385 sites that fall under debris removal, which cost a little more than $6 million. Fixing all 187 sites under FEMA’s emergency opening and protective measures category cost $4.8 million. Public Works noted that repairing the 256 sites under the permanent road and bridge repairs category would cost $26.3 million. It’s rebuilt 96 of them so far, which cost more than $9 million. Public Works also rehabilitated 45 of 51 emergency road openings and permanent repairs identified for Highway Administration reimbursement. Repairing all of them would cost $17 million.

But FEMA’s claims process is slow and circuitous, according to the county staff report. As of May 1, SLO County received reimbursements totaling $37,000.

“California, for this particular event, just incurred so much damage that there’s so many claims just in our district that FEMA encapsulates with us,” McElveny told New Times on May 15. “There might be over 1,500 in the state at least. Just imagine if five of these are going through every week, they only have a certain amount of people that can process them.”

The county also anticipates a conservative amount of future reimbursement from FEMA, setting the maximum at 75 percent with an added 18 percent of reimbursements from the California Governor’s Office of Emergency Services. Public Works expects the reimbursements for repair work authorized by the Highway Administration to cover almost the entire cost. The funding plan accounts for the minimum total net reimbursement from all funding sources to cover at least 66 percent of the total expenses.

“Public Works’ experience has been that FEMA finds a significant portion of costs ineligible for reimbursement, reducing the actual percentage of costs recovered,” the staff report said.

The county hopes to foot the total $55 million repair bill through general reserve and COVID-19 designation funds; American Rescue Plan Act money, road maintenance funds; approved internal loans; grant funding for the Cecchetti Road Crossing project; and the Highway Administration and FEMA reimbursements for Cecchetti Road Crossing, Chimney Rock Road bridge repair, and Creston Road bridge repair projects.

In a 4-0 vote, with 3rd District Supervisor Dawn Ortiz-Legg absent, the Board of Supervisors bolstered Public Works’ repair budget by approving $12.4 million in interim loans. That money will go toward road maintenance and will cover the current cost for storm repairs in combination with roads funds.

The county forecasts storm repair costs of $9.5 million for fiscal year 2023-2024. The balance of the $12.4 million interim loan will roll over to the next fiscal year for more storm repairs.

“There are two main sites that are main priorities: Chimney Rock Road at Franklin Creek and Cecchetti Road at Arroyo Grande Creek,” McElveny said. “We are working every day … and we have a team of five people dedicated to all the repairs.”

—Bulbul Rajagopal

New roundabout aims to ease traffic congestion

near Avila Beach

The San Luis Obispo County Public Works Department figured that the best response to current traffic demands at the intersection of Avila Beach Drive, Shell Beach Road, and Highway 101 is a roundabout.

“This intersection is experiencing a pretty high level of congestion during peak travel times,” county Supervising Engineer Aaron Yonker told New Times. “Basically, they showed that the intersection isn’t adequate in meeting the current traffic demands that are there, and basically what’s happening is a high number of people are kind of converging in this area. Not only in the early morning hours but on the weekends because it’s a heavy tourist area.”

Yonker said congestion tends to form at this intersection because the highway is five lanes wide at that point, and travelers coming off the highway 101 southbound ramp tend to wait up to 30 seconds before being able to continue their route.

“We follow a procedure within the Caltrans development procedures requirement that’s called an intersection control evaluation, and it’s a study that evaluates all the various types of intersection controls that can happen, such as stop signs, traffic lights, and roundabouts,” he said. “It compares all of them in terms of efficiency, congestion, safety, costs, and maintenance, and it identifies that the best possible solution was a roundabout. This will drop it to about 14 seconds, and that’s only on the south side, which is where it’s the worst. It’ll be even shorter than that for other users.”

Construction will begin on May 20 and take roughly 20 months to complete, and the roundabout project offers other features, such as a Regional Transit Authority bus stop, 43 new parking spaces, and a new bike trail.

“There’s also a lot of planned future improvements in the area to provide some interconnectivity between bikes and walking, so we’ve incorporated some of that into our project,” Yonker said. “We put dedicated bike lanes, and we’ll be constructing an additional kind of class 1 pathway underneath the highway that people can use to bypass the roundabout.”

To help the roundabout be more aesthetically pleasing, rock and cement will be added to match the surrounding hills while flowers and native California plants will be planted for beautification, he said. The project will cost about $13.8 million to complete, and Yonker said most of the funding will be through state and federal grants. The county will also contribute around $600,000 to the project from the local road impact fee fund, Yonker said.

“We’ve done a lot of coordination on this project with Diablo Nuclear Power Plant, nearby emergency operations, our county’s [Office of Emergency Services], as well as first responders such as Cal Fire and the [California Highway Patrol],” he said. “We took a look at all those hard requirements to make sure that we were providing access to people.”

Yonker advises travelers to use alternative routes, if possible, but said the exit won’t be shut down during construction.

“We will be maintaining a single line of traffic in all directions, so we do expect that there will be certain times where there will be delays and impacts, but for the most part we will be maintaining traffic through there at all times,” he said. ∆

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Close call

The Oklahoma Avenue safe parking site—the controversial pilot program that temporarily accommodated homeless people living in their vehicles— reverted to its original state as a vacant lot owned by San Luis Obispo County.

Legally represented by the local chapter of the California Homeless Union, the last 10 former program participants left the premises by 5 p.m. on May 6. Their exit came after a temporary restraining order filed by the union against the county sunsetted and U.S. District Court Judge André Birotte Jr. denied a preliminary injunction to keep the safe parking site open.

“He became convinced that the county was going to be able to provide some kind of housing. … The judge also felt that the residents had not done enough themselves to find housing,” homeless union lead attorney Anthony Prince said. “We disagreed with that.”

The county spent $500,000 to open the Oklahoma Avenue safe parking site in 2021. It intended for its homeless participants to live on-site in their vehicles for 90 days while they sought case management from the Community Action Partnership of SLO County (CAPSLO) to transition to more stable housing.

Flaws revealed themselves almost immediately. Homeless residents found the program—located across from the SLO County Jail, and then called the Kansas Avenue safe parking site—too far away from essential services like grocery stores, gas stations, and banks. They complained about limited mental health resources, stilted care, poor communication from service providers, and lax security. The safe parking site soon became overcrowded, with peak population reaching 80 people. Eventually, a fire broke out in February 2022, killing one of the participants living in her vehicle. County officials changed the program’s name to “Oklahoma Avenue” to help emergency fire and medical services locate the site quicker.

By March 2023, former county Administrative Officer Wade Horton and then Homeless Services Division Manager Joe Dzvonik admitted the safe parking site failed to meet its goal of being a temporary housing solution for the homeless. The

county announced it would shutter the site and stopped admitting new participants.

The decision to close the site also meant that the remaining two dozen program participants had to eventually leave. In December 2023, Director of Social Services Devin Drake sent a letter to eight of them, alleging that they weren’t cooperating with the county and its partners to find safe housing. Drake asked the eight residents to leave by mid-December. Those letters triggered a civil rights lawsuit from the homeless union against the county, CAPSLO, and related departments and leaders tasked with overseeing the safe parking site.

The county extended the exit date to February 2024. Two successful temporary restraining orders from the homeless union kept the safe parking site from closing until April 29. The orders allowed the last 10 homeless people who are plaintiffs in the lawsuit to continue staying on-site. Judge Birotte’s denial of a preliminary injunction on April 24, which could have kept the site open until the lawsuit went to trial or got settled, sealed the end to the safe parking site once the restraining order expired.

“On the plaintiffs’ side, the court accepts that they face many obstacles to relocating due to their low incomes, health issues, and reliance on their RVs, among other things,” Birotte wrote in his ruling. “But they have had multiple extensions of their deadline to move, resulting in more than 2.5 years to find other housing, yet they remain in place.”

The homeless union appealed the judge’s denial of the preliminary injunction, but a county press release announced that the union agreed to drop the filing in exchange for allowing the remaining participants stay on-site until May 6. In the agreement, the county also paid the union $60,000 from the general fund to help with relocation and temporary lodging costs.

“The county actually offered $90,000 if we would dismiss our lawsuit,” Prince said. “By unanimous decision, the remaining residents voted that they weren’t going to take that extra money, that they were going to go forward with the lawsuit that we filed.”

The county didn’t comment on the initial offer. Homeless Services Division spokesperson Suzie Freeman told New

Times on May 13 that the county received and negotiated a proposal from Prince and his fellow attorney Andrea Henson.

On May 7, the county began the weeklong process of clearing the remnants of the safe parking site.

“If a client requested the county to store any of their belongings, then those items will be kept on-site in secured seatrains for 90 days,” Freeman said.

The county detailed its storage plans in court documents pertaining to the hearings about the temporary restraining orders and the preliminary injunction. It added that it doesn’t intend to arrest anyone once the site is closed. The county said it would only call law enforcement as a “last resort” if people breached the peace or unlawfully interfered with the cleanup efforts. It will evaluate future uses for the Oklahoma Avenue property once it clears the site.

According to the county, 125 people lived at the safe parking site over three years. Ninety-nine of them enrolled in case management, 67 percent of whom moved to “safe and stable housing solutions.”

“While many people participating in

case management services with [CAPSLO] transitioned into houses or apartments, others elected for options such as mobile home parks or work-exchange programs,” Freeman told New Times. “In a small number of cases, clients may have been provided a warm hand-off to a shelter with more intensive housing navigation programming.”

As the civil rights lawsuit advances to the pretrial stage, the homeless union prepares to file an opposition to the county’s motion to dismiss the case. Prince told New Times that he couldn’t reveal where the homeless residents moved to because of safety concerns.

“They’re going to need gas, they’re going to have to pay, in some cases, for towing. Half of the residents have what they call ‘fifth wheels’; they are not independently drivable,” he said. “That money is going to run out very, very soon. We’re struggling now to figure out a way that people would not end up on the streets.” ∆

Reach Staff Writer Bulbul Rajagopal at brajagopal@newtimesslo.com.

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Demanding action

As pro-Palestinian protests grow at Cal Poly, some Jewish students express feelings of isolation and fear

Outcry over the ongoing Israel-Gaza conflict has continued erupting at universities across the country, including at Cal Poly, where students have hosted protests, rallies, and marches, and have made demands.

In a 25-page “divest” shared with New Times, students at Cal Poly laid out a list of demands for the university.

“We the students demand every university fund, donation, or dollar be publicly reported yearly with both the total amount given and who gave it, as well as any other monetary or material resources allocated to universities,” the divest reads. “Release a statement affirming the administration’s commitment to protecting academic freedom for proPalestine faculty, students, and staff.”

A freshman philosophy major at Cal Poly, who didn’t want to use her name due to concerns about retaliation, told New Times that since Cal Poly is a public university, its administration needs to be transparent when it comes to what it spends student tuition on and who else is funding the school.

“Doing research on Cal Poly investments is incredibly difficult. We also don’t know how much they invest, we don’t know where the money comes from, we don’t know how the money is spent, we just don’t know these things,” she said. “I think that as a student who pays a lot of tuition for the university,

we have a right to know where our money is going and what it’s used for.”

The divest calls out 22 weapons manufacturers and defense contractors that students believe have financial ties to Cal Poly. Some of those companies include Raytheon, Parsons, Siemens, Lockheed Martin, Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory, Boeing, Honeywell, Fluor, and Chevron.

“It is an incomplete list with very few exact dollar amounts attached, as Cal Poly does not divulge their donations nor who they are partnered with. Cal Poly keeps this information a secret as to distance themselves from the military-industrial complex, but we see what they are,” the divest reads. “Each name represents hundreds of thousands of dollars of undisclosed dollars being traded under the table between Cal Poly and the corporations currently manufacturing the Palestinian genocide.”

The divest is referring to Israel’s response on Oct. 7, 2023, when the political and military organization Hamas, which the U.S. considers a terrorist organization and has governed the Gaza Strip since 2007, bombed and attacked Israel, kidnapped 250 Israelis, and killed at least 1,200, according to the Associated Press. Israel retaliated with a bombing campaign and ground invasion, which the U.S. supports. As of May 10, the Associated Press reported that more than 34,500 had been killed, most of them women and children.

The divest list has prompted protests across campus as more students join the movement, which aims to find the answers to what some students believe Cal Poly keeps hidden.

Momentum among students and faculty grew after Cal Poly first postponed and then ultimately canceled a Social Justice Teach In that was supposed to hold 50 panels

and workshops with topics on reproductive justice, science and technology, and Palestine, according to previous New Times reporting.

On Feb. 20, a coalition of Cal Poly’s faculty, staff, and students hosted a Justice for Palestine-themed series of discussions, film screenings, and art events in the Berg Gallery. A similar teach-in happened on May 9 where faculty and students hosted a conversation on scholasticide.

Scholasticide refers to the systemic obliteration of education through the arrest, detention, or killing of teachers, students, and staff and the destruction of educational infrastructure, according to the United Nations Human Rights website.

In previous reporting, Assistant Vice President of Communications and Media Relations Matt Lazier told New Times that the university chose to move the date of this year’s event in order to give organizers more time to bring in additional speakers and perspectives to the overall programming.

But Cal Poly history senior Ethan Gutterman said the university has never done that in previous teach-ins he’s attended.

“There have been teach-ins last year about the racial justice, LGBTQ injustice, and they never had other groups to counterbalance that message,” Gutterman told New Times. “So why does the school feel the need to have to counter Palestinian voices with those that are pro-Israel? It just feels very hypocritical and shows that this is like a red line that the school cannot cross for whatever reason, and I would argue that reason is financial and political and socio-economic ties to the war industries, especially those related to the current siege of Gaza we’re seeing.”

While some view the teach-ins as informational, some Jewish students think such events are isolating and feel like their professors are promoting biased viewpoints.

“I had professors who would promote a lot of false narratives, which were really anti-Semitic,” a junior liberal arts major, who requested anonymity, told New Times. “They’re saying all this stuff to vulnerable students who are going to obviously take what their professors are saying and believe it. That was really hard for me to hear knowing that what they were preaching to the class was false and hurtful to Jewish students.

“I’ve had three professors doing that this year.”

She didn’t want to use her name for fear of retaliation, but she said that trying to connect with her professors on a deeper level has been harder since Oct. 7 because she doesn’t feel safe in those classrooms.

“It’s been affecting my ability to ask for support from professors even if it’s not for anything related to my identity as a Jewish student,” she said. “It has affected my ability to pay attention in class.”

Lauren Bandari, Hillel executive director for Jewish student life for Cal Poly and Cuesta College, told New Times that she’s tried multiple times to create spaces for dialogue with those who are protesting for Palestinian rights but has been met with silence.

“Most of us are pro-Palestinian. We want there to be a future for Palestinians, but we also don’t want to be annihilated,” she said. “We have a right to existence as Jews and as a country and as a Jewish homeland. I’m all for understanding peers of mine and colleagues of mine, different students, faculty, and staff that hold that truth completely different. I just would love to have partners sitting at a table or on Dexter Lawn talking with each other, not at each other.”

Gutterman and the freshman philosophy major both said that when pro-Israeli students or faculty do approach, it can be accusatory.

“They come to our booth, and they heckle us, they try to argue with us, and it’s never in good faith, really, because they will come to us and be like, ‘Do you believe that Jews have a right to exist?’ Like that’s not a good faith conversation because some of us are Jewish and we obviously believe that Jews have a right to exist,” the philosophy major said. “They’re not there to have a dialogue; they’re there to argue.”

Gutterman, who’s a Jewish American, said when he first came to college, he wanted to learn more about his religion, but as soon as he started protesting for the Palestinian people, he felt ex-communicated from the Jewish community.

“Just getting dirty looks for not being super pro-Israel and then also with my family back home in LA,” he said. “It’s just really frustrating to see our religion, which is full of peace and love, being used to justify the horrific treatment of Palestine for decades.”

While the university administration remains silent, Gutterman said that students will continue to protest, march, and rally until Cal Poly answers the divest demands.

“We the students demand that universities publicly condemn the ongoing genocide of Palestinians and call for the United States government to cease all arms deals with Israel,” the divest reads. “Call for an immediate and permanent ceasefire.” ∆

Reach Staff Writer Samantha Herrera at sherrera@newtimesslo.com.

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Returning home

After being away for more than 10 years, Maria Fabula made her way back home to the Central Coast by joining the local Boys and Girls Club team as its new chief executive officer.

“There’s nowhere quite similar in the world to San Luis Obispo and Santa Barbara. We’ve always been drawn to this area,” Fabula told New Times. “As I was reflecting on my career path and my journey, I’ve been very proud of the work I’ve done in building up the nonprofit sector, but I really wanted to spend my career on a particular issue.”

Founded in 1966, the Boys and Girls Clubs of Mid Central Coast have been helping kids from kindergarten through high school prepare for their futures with after-school tutoring, mentorship programs, and sports leagues. The branch has sites scattered across the Central Coast, from Shandon all the way to Santa Maria.

“I was the recipient of many resources when I was young that were very meaningful, and I think they changed the trajectory of my life— whether that was through teachers, coaches, or parents,” Fabula said. “And so I really wanted to focus this next phase of my career on building that, leveraging my experiences to ensure that other young people have the same support.”

Fabula grew up in San Luis Obispo, attended local schools, and moved to San Diego to receive a degree in political science from UC San Diego. She returned to the Central Coast to work for the Nonprofit Support Center, an organization that provided resources to nonprofits in Santa Barbara and San Luis Obispo counties.

She and her husband raised their three children in Nipomo, where Fabula said she was heavily involved in their schooling and activities and volunteered as a Nipomo Recreation Association board member for several years to make sure young people had access to resources, sports, and other afterschool programming.

“My husband and I had a really great opportunity to relocate in 2010 to Colorado where we lived from 2010 to just this past year,” she said. “During that time, I was at an organization called the Community Resource Center where I started as the director of programs and moved to the president and CEO role in 2013, and that’s where I remained up until December this past year.”

Similar to her previous role, the Community Resource Center helps build the capacity of the nonprofit sector by offering training, resources, and connections to philanthropic or other organizations, Fabula said.

“I’ve had a long history of working and building up the nonprofit sector. I very much believe passionately that the nonprofit sector is what makes our communities thrive, whether it’s organizations like the Boys and Girls Club, health clinics, museums, schools, nonprofits are really the lifeblood of any community,” she said.

In her third day on the job when she spoke to New Times, Fabula said that she hopes to make her first two months in the role all about listening and learning from fellow employees and residents to understand what communities, sites, and students need.

“These young people are our future and we want to make sure they have what they need to be successful, thriving adults who will be the leaders in the future. Investing in them is

really my goal,” she said. “I am really looking to, as a leader, leverage those opportunities and continue to build community partnerships … not only organizations that provide youth services and empower youth, but other organizations as well that really see the value that we have a strong youth community.”

She’s also looking to secure the organization’s long-term financial sustainability—something that isn’t always easy for any nonprofit, Fabula added.

“I’m really looking forward to reengaging after being gone for almost 15 years with other nonprofit leaders, community members, the business community, and government partners to hear what [the needs are] and how the Boys and Girls Club can meet those needs,” she said.

Fast facts

•The third annual Strawberries through Grover Beach will take place on May 18 at Ramona Garden Park from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. The celebration will kick off with a morning yoga session led by Empower Yoga, and will include live music, dance performances, a chalk art competition, and a strawberry pie baking contest. For more information and to and sign up, email strawberriesthroughgb@gmail.com or message @strawberriesthroughGB on Instagram or Facebook.

• A new pediatric care center is now available to SLO County residents through Avalon Health’s latest expansion. It opened a pediatric office in the Pismo Medical Campus, which is operated by the same group that deployed medical teams and provided health care support during the pandemic to the Lucia Mar Unified School District, the Santa Maria-Bonita Unified School District, and the Santa Maria Joint Union High School District. Former pediatric office owner Dr. Amy Webb is now a part of Avalon’s provider group and is accepting new patients. For more information, email corporate@ avalonuc.com or call (805) 474-8700. ∆

Reach Staff Writer Taylor O’Connor, from New Times’ sister paper, the Sun, at toconnor@santamariasun.com.

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EVs are practical

Driving an electric vehicle will make driving cheaper for everyone

Iseriously doubt that Ron Fink has ever had an honest discussion with an electric vehicle (EV) owner (“EV mandate will cause more problems than it solves,” May 9). I am an EV owner and would like to respond to his claims with facts.

Ron claims that EVs catch fire spontaneously or after a crash, that the electric grid will be overloaded by EV chargers, and the public will pay for those EV chargers. He says that EVs are not selling because travelers don’t want to scramble to find chargers and wait “two to six hours” while they recharge. Finally, he claims that the move to EVs will harm the economy of our nation!

Top Gear and Motor Trend both state that EVs catch fire less than 1/50 as often as gasoline-powered (ICE—internal combustion engine) cars. Another data point is that insurance companies do not charge more for fire insurance if there is an EV in the garage. While EV fires are harder to put out, they happen so infrequently that EVs are actually safer than ICE cars. In a crash, EVs have fuses that disconnect power. Virtually all sources report that of all car engine types, hybrids are the ones most likely to catch fire.

Ron claims that EVs will overload the electric grid. The slow adoption of EVs gives utility companies time to plan. They know exactly who is using power and when. It has always been their job (not ours) to provide the

So much environmental destruction for nothing

First I want to support the thoughts in the May 9, 2024, letter regarding no protests to protect Mother Earth (“Where are the protests for Mother Earth?”). I have to agree, I am amazed that college students are not standing up for our planet and trying to protect it. The war in Ukraine, plus now all the fighting in Gaza and Israel are only adding to global warming and climate change. All the destruction, all the waste— what for? Is it going to improve their world, our world, the planet? I think not. It is all just a waste that is costing a fortune in lives, economies—just so much destruction for nothing.

And right here in our own county, the Board of Supervisors approved by a 3-2 vote the Dana Reserve development that will kill more than 3,000 mature oak trees and their habitat. I cannot understand, no matter how much housing (affordable?) is involved, anyone who could send this many trees and all they support to their death. There was an alternate solution that really wasn’t

power we need. A lot of people charge their EVs in their garage using automatically timed chargers that can be set to charge at off-peak times. If a person commutes 40 miles a day to work, charging their car at home will take 10 kilowatt hours and cost them about $3 per day, (rate plan dependent)—and is even cheaper if they have solar panels. And they never have to stop at a gas station. Their car is “full” every morning.

He claims that chargers are hard to find. I live in Arroyo Grande. There are 94 chargers at six locations within 15 miles of my house. Chargers are conveniently located along most freeways, and my car locates them automatically on the navigation screen. I have never had to wait to get a charge, and I would have no qualms about driving my EV to Florida, New York, or Iowa.

minutes—about the time it takes to stretch my legs, take a short walk to a Starbucks, and go to the bathroom.

The public doesn’t have to pay for chargers. They are privately owned, just like gas stations. The display in an EV tells its owner exactly how much energy it receives at charging stations, providing a double-check on what drivers are paying for.

EVs have virtually no maintenance. My Tesla 3 weighs 20 pounds less than my BMW 335, which will be replaced by another EV soon.

The 2035 California mandate for electric vehicles does not mean that owners will be forced to get rid of their ICE vehicles. Only new cars and light trucks are affected. Large trucks are not included, and you will still be able to buy ICE vehicles in other states and bring them into California.

It does not take ‘two to six hours’ to charge an EV! After driving for three hours, I can charge mine on the road in about 20 minutes—about the time it takes to stretch my legs, take a short walk to a Starbucks, and go to the bathroom.

It does not take “two to six hours” to charge an EV! After driving for three hours, I can charge mine on the road in about 20

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considered. I hope those three supervisors have nightmares, hearing those living, breathing trees scream as they are cut down. I, personally, will never again trust or support the supervisor of my district.

Sharon Roberts San Luis Obispo

The problem with student demonstrations

The recent demonstrations on college campuses from Columbia to UCLA and in between are not grassroots efforts growing organically in most cases. The abundance of similar tents, identical signs, posters and chants, and non-students debunks the idea of spontaneity.

When serious students and professors are prevented from class, are threatened, when buildings are taken over and damaged, when students refuse to disperse, then resist police with pepper spray, bear spray, and plywood shields, and more, few of these are peaceful demonstrations.

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they are almost certain to become cheaper. The cost to drive an EV is currently around half as much as an ICE car. Technology is improving over time, and charging times are reducing while range is increasing.

EVs are starting to offer “reverse charging” where the EV battery will power your house during outages. Most utilities will even buy— at premium rates—excess vehicle battery power in order to support the grid during peak usage times.

And EVs help the environment. There is a strong market in used EV batteries, and they can be recycled. Considering production, use and disposal, EVs generate much less pollution during their lifetimes than ICE vehicles. I believe the biggest hindrance to more EV sales is misinformation spread by uninformed individuals and petroleum companies, consortiums of gas station owners and car mechanics. EVs are practical, comfortable, powerful, easier to maintain, and not that expensive to buy. They are certainly less expensive to operate.

Rather than hurt the economy, EVs can make driving cheaper for everyone, and they can help save the environment at the same time. ∆

But many may not want to buy an ICE. EV prices are becoming comparable to ICE cars, even without rebates or incentives, and

Charles Linquist wrote to New Times from Arroyo Grande. Chime into the EV conversation by emailing your opinion to letters@newtimesslo.com.

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The first women’s march

On Jan. 21, 2017, more than 10,000 people joined in the Women’s March at Mitchell Park in San Luis Obispo, protesting Donald Trump’s inauguration the previous day. Worldwide, almost 5 million people hit the streets that day. It’s widely regarded as the largest mass demonstration in history.

A year later, a second Women’s March attracted nearly the same turnout. The women’s marches forged the political careers of many women, including our current Assemblymember Dawn Addis (D-Morro Bay).

In the 2020s, protesters continue to march demanding racial justice, restoration of reproductive rights, and an end to the dreadful war in Gaza.

The Women’s March was a significant milestone, but it’s arguably not the first women’s march to take place in San Luis Obispo: That distinction belongs to a somber procession to Mission San Luis Obispo on Dec. 17, 1846, seeking to rescue a prominent local ranchero, José de Jesus Pico, from a firing squad directed by Col. John C. Frémont.

Frémont stormed into San Luis Obispo on a rainy night, Dec. 14, and met no resistance against his California Battalion. Over the previous two months, Frémont had recruited this force in Northern California. Now, with more than 400 men and 1,000 head of livestock, they were headed to LA to put down a revolt in that troubled pueblo. Their late-night invasion overwhelmed the 300plus residents in our sleeping town.

Frémont ordered Pico’s capture, rousted from his hideout in an adobe in Los Osos. Pico had some troubling history with Frémont: In August—five months earlier— Pico had surrendered to an overwhelming force of Americans in Los Angeles, but Frémont had paroled Pico after he had sworn an oath that he would never again take up arms against U.S. forces. But in late November, Pico led an attack against one of Frémont’s foraging parties in the Battle of Natividad near Salinas, violating the terms of his parole.

After a brief court martial at the Mission, Pico was convicted and faced a firing squad the following day.

But Pico was the cousin of one of the most charismatic characters ever to grace San Luis Obispo: Doña Ramona Carrillo Pacheco Wilson (1812-1887). Señora Wilson hailed from the prominent Carrillo family in Santa Barbara. In 1826, she’d married Romualdo Pacheco, and in their five years together they had two children. Just weeks after the birth of their second son, Romualdo Jr., her husband joined with the incumbent governor, Victoriano, to put down an insurrection, one of many that plagued Mexican-era California. At the ensuing Battle of Cahuenga Pass, Lt. Pacheco was tragically killed.

The young widow Ramona would attract more suitors, however. In 1836, she married wealthy Scottish shipping Capt. John Wilson, a recent settler in Santa Barbara. In 1845, Wilson and partners purchased Mission SLO and surrounding lands from Governor Pio Pico (another cousin of Ramona). The Wilsons then moved into a new two-story wood-frame house on a site next to the mission, where the splendid 1905 Carnegie Library now stands (our county museum).

A devoted Catholic, Ramona attended daily mass and confession at the Mission. It is said that her feet wore a path in the flagstone as she passed into the chapel for prayer.

In December 1846, Señora Wilson would use that same path to lead the original women’s march to beseech Frémont to spare the life of her cousin Pico. According to Myron Angel’s 1883 History of San Luis Obispo County:

“A procession was seen passing slowly along the corridor of the mission buildings, composed of matronly looking ladies leading by the hand several little children. The leader was a lady of fine appearance, with uncovered head. The countenances of the others were concealed by their rebosas, their heads bowed, and many of them sobbing audibly. They proceeded to the quarters of Col. Frémont, and falling upon their knees before him, amid tears and sobs, entreated for the pardon of Pico. Frémont received them kindly and listened with patience to their earnest solicitations. For a long time he remained obdurate; but at last relented. … Pico was pardoned.”

With this, Ramona Wilson gave an enduring gift to the emerging state of California: peace. Frémont and Pico joined forces—and indeed, they became lifelong friends. On Christmas Day, Pico helped Frémont seize Santa Barbara without firing a shot. In January, they negotiated a peace treaty, accepting surrender of the last remaining force of Californios under Andrés Pico—yet another cousin. In that treaty, Frémont guaranteed the rights of every citizen of Mexican California the protection of life and property and “equal rights and privileges … as are enjoyed by the citizens of the U.S.”

While the war continued for another bloody year in Mexico, peace prevailed in California.

Sometimes, protests get results. Ramona Wilson’s 1846 women’s march to Mission San Luis Obispo surely softened Frémont’s heart. Let’s thank those who march for peace and reconciliation, who challenge authority, who stake their lives and fortunes for a cause. We need more like those brave women who marched to Mission SLO in 1846, in Mitchell Park in 2017 and 2018, and even now as they remind us of our rights to assemble peaceably, to petition our government, and to achieve peace. ∆

John Ashbaugh loves to walk in the footsteps of Ramona Wilson as he conducts tours of the mission for the Mission San Luis Obispo docents. Contact him through the editor at clanham@newtimesslo.com.

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Perplexing parking

Who knew the most galvanizing issue on the Central Coast would be parking? The one thing that can unite all citizens against their elected governing bodies is charging people to park downtown. It’s the great equalizer. It defies partisanship, reaching through the party lines and straight into human hearts, bringing the business community together with residents into a singular riff of advocacy. Everybody hates it.

And they aren’t afraid to say it. “I have never seen an issue that has raised the ire of the community other than this paid parking, which you seem determined to cram down our throats,” Paso Robles resident Richard Pettit told his City Council on May 7, barely containing his outrage. Not poverty. Not homelessness. Not mental health issues. Not inflation. Not even COVID-19 restrictions. But paying for parking—something no one would have to do if they just chose to walk a couple of blocks. In America, we don’t walk!

The irony of the whole mess in Paso comes from its paid parking origins— downtown business owner complaints about a lack of parking for their customers! The solution the city came up with was a paid parking program that could fund enforcement costs. But the program didn’t pay for itself, so earlier this year, the council decided it needed to tweak the program and get rid of the first two hours of free parking. Every hour would be $1. Boy howdy, did Paso explode!

Residents alleged Brown Act violations, claiming the city didn’t follow proper rulemaking procedures. A non-city resident filed a cease-and-desist letter against the city. About 2,200 people signed a petition to force the city to repeal portions of its paid parking ordinance. The city rejected the petition, claiming election code violations, but then the City Council decided to get rid of the paid parking program anyway.

Is that democracy in action?

It is according to Councilmember Chris Bausch: “This is how, I think, the process is supposed to work. It’s messy … but it needs to happen.”

I guess. It was more like pure chaos and a lack of understanding about how local government actually works. But toe-may-to, toe-mah-to.

So, the very same business owners who complained about no parking for their customers complained about how paid parking was driving away their customers. Meanwhile, there’s still no parking downtown. I wonder what they’ll complain about now and who will listen, as Paso Robles City Council members are irritated—maybe even constipated!

“I have no desire to ever talk about parking again on this dais,” Councilmember Steve Gregory said.

“For 20 years, we had tried to get the employees not to park in front of their stores.

Leave the parking spots for the customers. … Everybody was begging us to do something,” Councilmember Fred Strong said. “Why are we solving your problems? You should be solving those yourselves.”

That potential parking garage people have bandied about? Not going to happen, Mayor John Hamon said.

“Don’t ask for any more parking ever,” Hamon added. “It’s your problem at this point.”

Yeah! What did you elect them for, anyway? To solve your problems?

Paso isn’t the only local city council that got spanked by its constituents over parking. San Luis Obispo has been squeaking about paid parking since the city doubled its rates to $4 per hour with plans to boost it to $5 an hour—all to pay for a new parking garage. Stupid garages!

Can you imagine what would have happened in Paso? Mutiny.

San Luis Obispo—unlike Paso, which suspended paid parking almost immediately after the ruckus began— stood its ground, as it so often does. It remained steadfast, committed to the charge even amid town hall meetings full of complainers.

That is, until May 14, when the San Luis Obispo City Council caved like a sink hole. And unlike the Paso council, which was defiant in the face of adversity, at least one SLO City Council member offered an apology.

It’s important to apologize, Councilmember Emily Francis said: “We’re ready to make some changes.”

Not to bring up sex, but is that the difference between females and males? One listens and the other doesn’t … I mean, get over yourselves, city councilmen! SLO opted to drop rates to $2.75 in the downtown core, but the first hour is no longer free for parking structures. Something needed to change, downtown business owners told councilmembers. The $4 an hour parking rate was untenable for businesses, residents, and employees.

“If things don’t change and parking doesn’t come down,” resident and Downtown Centre Cinemas spokesperson Rusty Barker said. “Downtown Cinemas won’t be there in 2025.”

You know what else won’t be there in 2025? The personal belongings and vehicles Oklahoma Avenue safe parking site residents left behind for SLO County to clean up. Wasn’t that nice of them?

What a great way to say thanks to the county taxpayers, who I’m guessing spent more than $1 million to give homeless residents living out of their vehicles a place to stay for the last three years. Arguably, the site had major issues, and the county did a subpar job of running it. But still! If you want nice things, you have to treat them nicely.

This is why we can’t have nice things. ∆

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CENTRAL COAST ARTISTS

COLLECTIVE Three artist groups of the Central Coast Artists Collective (photographers, sculptors, and craftmakers) show selected works by members in this annual exhibition. May 16 -June 24 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org/. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

COASTAL WINE AND PAINT PARTY

Listen to music while enjoying an afternoon of creativity, sipping, and mingling. The party includes a complimentary glass of wine and canvas with materials. Saturdays, 12-2 p.m. $55. 805-394-5560. coastalwineandpaint. com. Harmony Cafe at the Pewter Plough, 824 Main St., Cambria.

EMERITUS COLLEGE SENIOR SHOW

The Cuesta College Emeritus College art students are showcasing their watercolors and drawings at Buttercup Bakery through the end of May. Come by and enjoy a croissant and some wonderful artwork by older artists from classes hosted by the Morro Bay Senior Center. Mondays, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. through June 1 Varies. morrobayseniors.org. Buttercup Bakery and Cafe, 430 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay.

FOREVER STOKED PAINT PARTY

Join us at the gallery, for a few hours to travel on a creative paint journey. You will receive as much or as little instruction as you prefer. No artistic experience is necessary. Saturdays, 7-9 p.m. $45. 805772-9095. Forever Stoked, 1164 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay.

LUNNENBURG A comedy/drama directed by Lisa Woske. A widow inherits a house she didn’t know her husband owned and other surprises along with it. Through May 19 By The Sea Productions, 545 Shasta Ave., Morro Bay, bytheseaproductions.org.

WORLD OF WHIMSY: THE ART OF JOHN WHITTAKER Cambria artist John Whittaker moved to California from England in 1987. Since then, he has used light and color, along with a touch of surreality and illusion, to create a whimsical and thought provoking world all his own. May 25 -June 8 Free. 805203-5950. patrickgalleryexhibitions.com/ upcoming-exhibitions. Patrick Gallery, 815 Main Street unit C, Cambria.

NORTH SLO COUNTY BE PART OF THE PROCESS: PRINTMAKING DEMO Curious about the process of printmaking? Don’t miss this rare opportunity to “Be Part of the Process” in this Printmaking Demonstration featuring Resident Artists Rosey and Barbara Rosenthal. Rosey and Barb will help you ink, wipe, and print an etching plate they have already drawn. May 18 2-4 p.m. Free. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org/events/be-part-ofthe-process-printmaking-demo/. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles. COLORBAR Experience watercolor painting with Studios’ unique COLORbar. Create your own masterpiece by filling in a pre-drawn original design by professional local artists. Your participation fee of $10 includes all supplies, and supports essential arts programming. Pay $15 instead to include a glass of wine. May 18 , 6-9 p.m. $10-$15. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org/ events/colorbar-and-wine/. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.

MOSAIC MIRROR WORKSHOP Create a unique mosaic mirror in this two-day workshop. The first day: cut the glass, design, and glue. The next day: grout the pieces. All materials included. May 18 10 a.m. and May 19 12-1 p.m. $80. 805-4642633. glassheadstudio.com. Glasshead Studio, 8793 Plata Lane, Suite H, Atascadero. POETIC PRINTS POETRY READING Hear the poetry that inspired the art featured in our Poetic Prints exhibition. Join us for a free Poetry Reading featuring local poets. After the reading, the Printmakers featured in the exhibition will be discussing their processes. May 19 2-3 p.m. Free. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.

SENSORIO’S 5-YEAR CELEBRATION AND DIMENSIONS OPENING

DIMENSIONS is a geometric masterpiece on a larger-than-life scale by worldrenowned artists HYBYCOZO. Walk through and among towering fractal metal sculptures as color, light, and music shift around you. With live music, food, and more. May 24 7-10:30 p.m. Dimensions Pass: Adults $30; Child $15. sensoriopaso. com/. Sensorio, 4380 Highway 46 East, Paso Robles, 805-226-4287.

SLOFUNNY COMEDY SHOW (PASO ROBLES) With five headliners. Lineups are subject to change. May 24 7-8:30 p.m. my805tix.com/. The Park Place, 1216 Park St., Paso Robles.

SAN LUIS OBISPO

2024 STUDENT ANNUAL ART

EXHIBITION Juried by Cal Poly instructor Makia Sharp, this exhibit showcases the work of Cuesta students, featuring drawings, paintings, sculpture, ceramics, printmaking, and digital art. Proceeds of sales go directly to students, less

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The opening reception for World of Whimsy: The Art of John Whittaker at the Patrick Gallery in Cambria will be held on Saturday, May 25, from 5 to 8 p.m. This solo exhibition of Whittaker’s picturesque paintings will remain on display through Saturday, June 8. Call (805) 203-5950 or visit patrickgallery.com for more info. Patrick Gallery is located at 815 Main St., Cambria. —Caleb Wiseblood

10 percent which goes to Fine Arts Access scholarships. Mondays-Fridays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. through May 17 Free. 805-546-3201. cuesta.edu/student/ campuslife/artgallery/2023-24exhibitions/2024StudentAnnual.html. Harold J. Miossi Gallery, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

ADAM PARKER SMITH: FOR THE TIME BEING This exhibition will feature several works made throughout the artist’s career as sort of a mid-career retrospective. Adam Parker Smith has a unique ability to address complex themes in a whimsical, light-hearted way that makes his work incredibly accessible. Through July 7, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma. org/exhibition/adam-parker-smith/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

ALFRED ROBLES LIVE AT THE FREMONT THEATER All ages. Doors open at 7 p.m. May 18 8 p.m. $24.50$49.50. fremontslo.com/events/ alfred-robles/. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-546-8600.

APRIL BANKS: OUTLANDISH Los Angeles-based artist April Banks is a creative strategist working across visual art, social engagement, and exhibition design. Her practice sits intentionally between image, space, and experience. Through July 29, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/exhibition/ april-banks/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

ARTIST RIKI SCHUMACHER AT ART CENTRAL GALLERY Schumacher’s work is pensive and introspective, inspiring one to take a solitary walk on a cloudy day. Wander in to reflect on her “delicious, wistful landscapes.” Mondays-Saturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sundays, 12-4 p.m. Free.

805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/galleryartists/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

BARRY GOYETTE: MULBERRY For his exhibition at SLOMA, San Luis Obispo-based artist Barry Goyette shows a series of portraits taken by a very specific mulberry tree as a site for portrait photography guided by the models, of varying stages of life. Through June 3, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/exhibition/barry-goyettemulberry/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

HEADLINER MEGAN GAILEY Presented by Bootleg Standup. May 22 7-9 p.m. my805tix.com/. Libertine Brewing Company, 1234 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, 805-548-2337.

IMPROV COMEDY SHOW Hosted by Central Coast Comedy Theater. May 18 , 6-8 p.m. my805tix.com. The Bunker SLO, 810 Orcutt Road, San Luis Obispo.

IMPROV COMEDY SHOWS AT THE HUB

The show contents will be rotated among the group’s ensemble, house, and musical improv team casts, as well as stand-up and student shows. Fourth Friday of every month, 6 p.m. my805tix.com/. The Hub, 1701 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

LIBERTINE AND BOOTLEG STANDUP

PRESENT: AIKO TANAKA Enjoy live stand-up comedy from featured act

Aiko Tanaka. Visit site for more info and tickets. May 21 , 8 p.m. my805tix.com. Libertine Brewing Company, 1234 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, 805-548-2337.

MR. BURNS A group of strangers come together and reconstruct a storyline of an episode from The Simpsons entirely from memory. Over 75 years, this simple act evolves into new traditions of storytelling and performance that attempt to preserve the things we remember. ThursdaysSaturdays, 8-10 p.m. through May 18 $15 students; $25 general admission. 805-7561465. theatredance.calpoly.edu/mr-burnspost-electric-play. Spanos Theatre, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.

PAINTING THE FLOWER MOON WITH DREW DAVIS Visit site for more details on this upcoming workshop. May 23 , 6-8

p.m. my805tix.com/. Drew Davis Fine Art, 393 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo. SECOND ANNUAL SPRING ART AND CRAFT FAIR Seeking handmade/ homemade artisans and crafters. Download an application from post66slo. org. Deadline for application: May 15. May 18 , 10 a.m.-4 p.m. and May 19, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Free to attend. 805-4411405. post66slo.org. Veteran’s Memorial Building, 801 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. SLOFUNNY COMEDY SHOW AT DAIRY CREEK With five headliners (subject to change). May 25, 8-9:30 p.m. my805tix. com/. Dairy Creek Golf Course, 2990 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo, 805-782-8060. THE THANKSGIVING PLAY Good intentions collide with absurd assumptions in this wickedly funny satire, as a troupe of well-meaning, but hilariously misguided teaching artists scramble to create a school pageant that can somehow celebrate both Turkey Day and Native American Heritage Month. Thursdays-Saturdays, 7-9 p.m. and Saturdays, Sundays, 2-4 p.m. through May 19 $20-$40. 805-786-2440. slorep. org/shows/the-thanksgiving-play/. SLO Rep, 888 Morro St., San Luis Obispo.

SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY NEWSIES JR. Presented by Coastal Christian School. Inspired by the rousing true story of newsboys in turn-of-thecentury New York City, Newsies Jr. features a Tony Award-winning score by Alan Menken and Jack Feldman and a book by Tony Award-winner Harvey Fierstein. May 18 2-4:30 & 7-9:30 p.m. $10-$18. 805-4899444. clarkcenter.org/shows/ccs-newsiesjr/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. DANCE FITNESS ART AND CULTURE FOR ADULTS Discover dance as a form of artistic expression and exercise, using a wide range of styles and genres of music (including modern, jazz, Broadway, ethnic). Tuesdays, 4-5 p.m. $10 drop-in; $30 for four classes. 510-362-3739. grover.org. Grover Beach Community Center, 1230 Trouville Ave., Grover Beach.

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HELLO, DOLLY! Step into a world of glamour, romance, and toe-tapping tunes as AGHS Theatre Company proudly presents this timeless Broadway classic set in the bustling streets of New York City at the turn of the 20th century. This beloved musical follows matchmaker Dolly Levi. May 23 , 7-9 p.m. and May 25 2-4 p.m. $14-$20. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/shows/ahgs-theatre-hellodolly/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.

PAINT NIGHT Paint at your own pace. Join our Paint Party benefitting the Boys & Girls Clubs of South SLO County. All skill levels welcome for this fun night. For ages 21 and over; identification will be checked at the door. Limited space available, sign up today. 100 percent of donations support the Clubs’ mission. May 16 6-8 p.m. $25. 805-481-7339. bgcslo.org/ events. Boys and Girls Clubs of South San Luis Obispo County Clubhouse, 1830 19th St., Oceano.

SCULPTURAL LAMP STACK WORKSHOP

Build your own beautiful piece of garden art. Your sculptural lamp stack may include lamps, ceramic pots, found objects, driftwood, and ready-to-mosaic polystyrene/concrete forms. You’ll also have time to add mosaic to your stack. Each lamp stack will be completely portable for re-assembling at home. May 16, 9 a.m.-4 p.m., May 17 9 a.m.-4 p.m., May 18 9 a.m.-4 p.m. and May 19 10 a.m.-1 p.m. $695. 805440-3054. passifloramosaics.com. Passiflora Mosaics, 330 N. 10th St., Grover Beach.

CULTURE & LIFESTYLE

NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY

BREATHE AND STRETCH: BAYSIDE MARTIAL

Flow is led by Silvia Suarez and Matt Garrity, embodiment teachers who share a passion for integration through movement exploration. Wednesdays, 6:30-8 p.m. $10 (general), $5 (ages 55 and older). SilviaAthaSomatics.org. Morro Bay Community Center, 1001 Kennedy Way, Morro Bay, 772-6278.

SHAMANIC YOGA AND RITUALS FOR VITLITY

Hosted by Aurora Meditations and Rituals. May 17 8:30 a.m. my805tix.com. Beach Access Parking Lot, 102 Atascadero Road, Morro Bay.

YOGA AND FORAGING BEACH DAY RETREAT Where yoga, nature, and gourmet cuisine unite to create a day of rejuvenation and connection. Visit site for more info on this unique retreat event. May 18 11 a.m.-4 p.m. my805tix.com. Estero Bluffs, Estero Bay, Cayucos. ZEN IN MOTION Learn the Shaolin Water Style and other deep breathing and moving meditation techniques with the 2019 Taijiquan Instructor of the Year. Beginners Welcome. Instructor Certification Courses available. Mondays, Wednesdays Call for details. 805701-7397. charvetmartialarts.com. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

NORTH SLO COUNTY

BALANCE FLOW Suitable for all levels. This class is meant to benefit the mind-body connection while emphasizing safe and effective alignment as well as breath awareness and relaxation. Please call to register in advance. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 4:30-5:30 p.m. $16-$22; $50 membership. 805-434-9605. ttrtennis.com/fitness/yoga/. Templeton Tennis Ranch, 345 Championship Lane, Templeton.

EXPLORING GRIEF: A CIRCLE WITH TOBEY

to members of the public. Visit galacc.org/events to fill out the form to request meeting access. Third Tuesday of every month, 6-8 p.m. No admission fee. galacc.org. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo. MILESTONE AFTER DARK PRESENTS: A DRAG SPECTACULAR Hosted by the incomprable Pandora Mystere, this event will be “an insane night” of drag performances, cocktails, and some tasty nibbles, all for the purpose of raising money for an incredible local organization, the GALA Pride and Diversity Center. May 17 9 p.m.-midnight $40. eventbrite.com. Milestone Tavern, 972 Foothill Blvd., San Luis Obispo, 805-439-4316.

MOON GROOVE WOMEN’S CIRCLE Visit site for tickets and more info. May 20 6:30 p.m. my805tix.com. Aligned Acupuncture and Wellness Spa, 672 Higuera Street Suite 100, San Luis Obispo, 806-471-8055.

PORTRAIT PLAY Brush up on your creativity. Hosted by Women Making Waves. May 17 4-6 p.m. my805tix.com. Saints Barrel Wine Bar, 1021 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

ROLL OUT THE PURPLE CARPET In collaboration with Saunter Yoga and Wellness, California Lavender Honey Farm in San Miguel is hosting a yoga session and lavender honey tea tasting on Saturday, May 25, from 9 a.m. to 10:30 a.m. Tickets to the event are available in advance at my805tix. com. California Lavender Honey Farm is located at 6380 Hawk Ridge Place, San Miguel.

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Give back to your community by assisting us in trapping feral cats and rescuing kittens. Help us prevent feline overpopulation.

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ARTS This class for ages 18 and over is a hybrid of yoga, active isolated, resistance stretching, and more. Breath work is incorporated throughout. You must be able to get down onto the floor and back up again. Please bring a mat and some water to stay hydrated. Sundays, 9-10 a.m. $15 session. 415-516-5214. Bayside Martial Arts, 1200 2nd St., Los Osos.

BREATHE AND STRETCH: OMNI STUDIO This class for ages 18 and over is a hybrid of yoga, active isolated, resistance stretching, and more. Breath work is incorporated throughout. You must be able to get down onto the floor and back up again. Please bring a mat and some water to stay hydrated. Tuesdays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $15 session. 415-516-5214. Omni Studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay.

GLOW UP: A BLACKLIGHT PRIDE

EXTRAVAGANZA Step into a world of vibrant hues and electrifying energy as we illuminate the night in celebration of love, equality, and pride. Join us for an unforgettable evening where the colors of the rainbow shine brightest under the mesmerizing glow of blacklights. May 17, 7-11 p.m. $20. thesirenmorrobay.com/event/glow-up-ablacklight-pride-extravaganza/. The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay, 805-225-1312.

IRONKIDS RACE IRONKIDS events offer youth who are under one to 17 years old experience the excitement of competition while enjoying the outdoors and promoting healthy living. May 18 , 9-11 a.m. $25. endurancecui.active. com. The Cloisters Community Park, 2501 Coral Ave., Morro Bay, 805-772-6278.

LAWN ALTERNATIVES AND LANDSCAPE

DESIGN Learn what to plant to replace your lawn, and why you should (it’s about more than water).

A Master Gardener and landscape architect will explain how to imagine a new garden space. Presentation will follow “Plant Propagation” talk. May 19 2-4 p.m. Free. lovgardenclub.com. First Baptist Church of Los Osos, 1900 Los Osos Valley Road, Los Osos, 805-528-3066.

MORRO BAY MIXED MARTIAL ARTS

Disciplines include advanced athletic performance fitness training, Thai kickboxing, and more. Beginners to advanced students welcome. Day and evening classes offered. Mondays-Saturdays, 8 a.m.-6 p.m. Call for more info. 805-701-7397. charvetmartialarts.com. Morro Bay Martial Arts, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay. OPEN FLOW: DANCE AND MOVEMENT A community of movers and shakers who come together to express themselves through dance and movement. Inspired by a variety of conscious movement modalities, Open

CROCKETT With so many things going on in the world, and the pressure to keep up, some feelings often get sidelined. What happens when we instead allow for a gentle and spiritual exploration of our sadness? Join to explore feelings of grief. May 17, 12:30-1:30 p.m. by donation ($10-$20 suggested). 805-772-2880. Coalesce Garden Chapel, 845 Main St., Morro Bay.

GROW YOUR OWN LAVENDER GARDEN AT HAMBLY FARMS Visit site for more info on this event at Hambly Farms. May 19, 9 a.m.-noon my805tix.com. Hambly Farms, 1390 Grana Place, San Miguel.

LAVENDER FARM YOGA In collaboration with Saunter Yoga and Wellness. Includes an hour-long yoga session, followed by a lavender honey tea tasting. May 25 9 a.m. my805tix. com. California Lavender Honey Farm, 6380 Hawk Ridge Place, San Miguel.

SANTA LUCIA ROCKHOUNDS MEETING Bring your favorite rock, gem, crystal, fossil, etc., to show the rest of the club. Third Monday of every month, 7 p.m. slrockhounds.org/. Templeton Community Center, 601 S. Main St., Templeton.

SLO CAL CRAFTED MARKET AT SENSORIO Shop for locally made gifts and explore Sensorio’s stunning light exhibits (including the newest installation DIMENSIONS by HYBYCOZO) at the SLO CAL Crafted Market at Sensorio. May 25 7-9 p.m. Sensorio, 4380 Highway 46 East, Paso Robles, 805-226-4287.

YOGA AT HAMBLY LAVENDER FARM Class starts with an inspirational card and lavender spritz to set the tone. May 18 , 9-10 a.m. my805tix.com. Hambly Farms, 1390 Grana Place, San Miguel.

SAN LUIS OBISPO

2024 SPRING FOLK-N-SOAK Features live music, yoga, hot springs, camping opportunities, and more. Visit site for full details. May 17-19 my805tix.com. Franklin Hot Springs, 3015 Creston Rd., Paso Robles.

AERIAL SILKS CLINIC Learn aerial skills that build memory, strength, coordination, confidence, and endurance. Plus, silks is a great way to learn flipping safely. Ages 7-17; all levels welcome. May 18 , 1-3 p.m. $25 for first child; $10 per additional sibling. 805-47-1496. performanceathleticsslo.com/saturday-eventclinics. Performance Athletics Gymnastics, 4484 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

CAR, BIKE, AND TRUCK SHOW Multiple categories for vehicle display. Applications available on website. Call for more information. May 18 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Free to attend. 805-4594015. post66slo.org. American Legion Post 66, 1661 Mill St., San Luis Obispo.

GALA PRIDE AND DIVERSITY CENTER BOARD MEETING (VIA ZOOM) Monthly meeting of the Gala Pride and Diversity Center Board of Directors. Meets virtually via Zoom and is open

SLO RETIRED ACTIVE MEN MONTHLY GETTOGETHERS SLO RAMs is a group of retirees that get together just for the fun, fellowship, and to enjoy programs which enhance the enjoyment, dignity, and independence of retirement. Third Tuesday of every month, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $31 luncheon. retiredactivemen.org/. Madonna Inn Garden Room, 100 Madonna Road, San Luis Obispo.

WOODS MICROCHIP CLINIC It’s National Chip Your Pet Month and Woods is offering four free microchip clinics. May 23 , 2-4 p.m. Free. 805-466-5403. woodshumanesociety.org/ adoptions/microchip/. Woods Humane Society, 875 Oklahoma Ave., San Luis Obispo.

SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY

ADVENTURES WITH NATURE: BOARDWALK TO BUTTERFLIES TO BEACH Join State Park

Docent Becky for an easy stroll along the boardwalk trail to Pismo State Beach Monarch Butterfly Grove and then return by way of the beach. Meet in the plaza area at the tables across from Fin’s Bar and Grill. RSVP by calling 805-474-2664. May 18 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. 805-474-2664. West Grand Avenue Plaza and Parking Lot, 25 W Grand Avenue, Grover Beach.

BEGINNER GROUP SURF LESSONS AND SURF CAMPS Lessons and camp packages available daily. All equipment included. ongoing Starts at $70. 805-835-7873. sandbarsurf.com/. Sandbar Surf School Meetup Spot, 110 Park Ave., Pismo Beach.

BEGINNING BALLET FOR ADULTS Enjoy the grace and flow of ballet. No previous experience needed. Wednesdays, 5:15-6:15 p.m. $12 drop-in; $40 for four classes. 510-362-3739. grover.org. Grover Beach Community Center, 1230 Trouville Ave., Grover Beach.

HOW TO EFFECTIVELY COMMUNICATE YOUR IDEAS AND BE HEARD AT PUBLIC MEETINGS Do you want to see change in your community? Do you want to have a voice in the decisions being made but don’t know how to go about it? Join the League of Women Voters Civil Discourse Committee for this in-person forum. May 21 , 6:30-8 p.m. lwvslo.org. Nipomo Library, 918 W. Tefft, Nipomo, 929-3994.

MULTICULTURAL DANCE CLASS FOR ADULTS Experience dance from continents around the earth, including from Africa, Europe, and more. Described as “a wonderful in-depth look at the context and history of cultures of the world.” Tuesdays, 5:30-6:30 p.m.

$10 drop-in; $30 for four classes. 510-362-3739. grover.org. Grover Beach Community Center, 1230 Trouville Ave., Grover Beach.

POINT SAN LUIS LIGHTHOUSE TOURS

A docent-led tour of the buildings and grounds of the historic Point San Luis Light Station. Check website for more details. Wednesdays, Saturdays pointsanluislighthouse.org/. Point San Luis Lighthouse, 1 Lighthouse Rd., Avila Beach.

A SPECIAL TWIST GOLF AND GIVE TOURNAMENT A golf tournament that will truly make a difference. A Special Twist Gymnastics provides a place for kids, with and without special needs, to come and build friendships and learn gymnastics in a safe environment. A place where everyone is welcome and everyone thrives. May 18 7 a.m.-1 p.m. $60. 805-234-0758. Pismo Golf Course, 9 Le Sage Drive, Grover Beach. SPRING FEST: AN AANHPI HERITAGE MONTH CELEBRATION Features a local makers market, food vendors, free prize drawings, face painting, and more. May 19 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805-4817339. bgcslo.org/springfest. Great American Melodrama, 1863 Front St., Oceano.

WE HEART OCEANO Please join We Heart Oceano for its first (and hopefully annual) volunteering event. Meet at Oceano Park at 9 a.m. If you have any questions, please email weheartoceano@gmail.com. May 18 , 9 a.m.noon Free. Oceano Memorial Park, 1330 Dewey Drive, Oceano, 805-781-5930, slocountyparks. com/day-use-parks/oceano-memorial-park/.

FOOD & DRINK

NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY

MORRO BAY MAIN STREET FARMERS

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BEER YOGA While flowing through your practice, enjoy an ice-cold craft beer from the vast draft beers that Ancient Owl has to offer or a seltzer. May 18 10-11 a.m. my805tix.com. Ancient Owl Beer Garden, 6090 El Camino Real, suite C, Atascadero, 805-460-6042. CLUB CAR BAR TRIVIA WITH DR. RICKY Teams of 1 to 6 people welcome. Visit site for more info. Wednesdays, 7-10 p.m. my805tix.com. Club Car Bar, 508 S. Main Street, Templeton, 805-400-4542. MASTERS OF FIRE AT PASO WINE FEST Join celebrity chef Tyler Florence for a one-of-a-kind food experience. Enjoy all-you-can-eat barbecue from Tyler as local grill masters compete for an esteemed title. Sample their culinary creations and vote for the winner. May 17 5-9 p.m. $250. 805-239-8463. pasowine.com.

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MCV Wines, 3773 Ruth Way, suite A, Paso Robles, 805-712-4647.

PASO WINE FEST GRAND TASTING The Grand Tasting will feature more than 100 wineries, expanded food offerings, live entertainment, artisans, craft spirits, and elevated brand experiences. Nowhere else will one find this many Paso Robles wineries together at one time. May 18 12-4:30 p.m. $165-$250. 805-239-8463. pasowine.com/consumer_events/winefest/. Paso Robles Event Center, 2198 Riverside Ave., Paso Robles.

PASO WINE FEST WINEMAKER DINNER

Kick off your Paso Wine Fest celebration with a Winemaker Dinner at The Hatch Rotisserie and Bar where wines will be paired and presented by the winemakers from Cairjn Wine Cellars, Rockbound Cellars, Ulloa Cellars. May 16 6:30-9 p.m. $160. 805-239-8463. pasowine.com. The Hatch Rotisserie and Bar, 835 13th St., Paso Robles.

SPARKLING PASO AT PASO WINE FEST

End your Paso Wine Fest experience with brunchtime bubbles. This festive event brings to the forefront a new movement of sparkling wines in Paso Robles with specially paired bites from Chef Joe White of Paris Valley Road Estate Vineyard. May 19 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. $100. 805-239-8463. pasowine.com/winefest/. Paris Valley Road Estate Winery, 5625 E. Highway 46, Paso Robles.

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TACO TUESDAYS La Parilla Taqueria will be in the courtyard serving up their delicious tacos and tostadas. Menu typically includes barbacoa, chicken, and pastor tacos, as well as shrimp ceviche tostadas. Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m. 805-4606042. ancientowlbeergarden.com.

Ancient Owl Beer Garden, 6090 El Camino Real, suite C, Atascadero.

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SUNSET WINE/RAIL EXCURSION: SANTA BARBARA These fully-hosted, docent-led excursions will depart from the SLO Railroad Museum at 11 a.m. taking a motor coach to the Santa Barbara Wine Collective May 18 my805tix.com. San Luis Obispo Railroad Museum, 1940 Santa Barbara Ave., San Luis Obispo, 805-548-1894.

TRIVIA NIGHT Reservations are no longer required to play. Reservations are now for teams who want to guarantee a table to play. Tables available first come, first serve. Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m. my805tix.com. Bang the Drum Brewery, 1150 Laurel Lane, suite 130, San Luis Obispo, 805 242-8372.

VIVA LA CERVEZA: SLO BEER AND TACO FESTIVAL Enjoy tacos, beer, live music, games, and more. May 25 1-5 p.m. my805tix.com/. Madonna Expo Center, 100 Madonna Road, San Luis Obispo.

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STRAWBERRIES THROUGH GROVER BEACH With all-day music and entertainment, local food and drink and craft vendors, chalk art, bounce houses, six bands, DJs, yoga, dance, and more. May 18 9 a.m.-6:30 p.m. Free. Ramona Garden Park, 933 W. Ramona Ave., Grover Beach, 805-489-7510.

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BRYNN ALBANESE AND IAN SCARFE: RECITAL Presenting classical and contemporary works in a lecture recital setting. May 18 2:30 p.m. my805tix.com. St. Paul’s Episcopal Church, 2700 Eton Road, Cambria.

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of original, Celtic, and folk favorites, featuring their tight vocals and sweet arrangements, as heard on the radio. With Angela Wood and David Evans. May 18 , 5:30-7:30 p.m. Tip the bar; tip the band. 805-710-3309. The Porch Cafe, 22322 El Camino Real, Santa Margarita, theporchcafe.com/.

DENISE ROSIER IN CONCERT AT AWAKENING WAYS CSL Experience contemporary inspirational artist Denise Rosier at Awakening Ways CSL. With her captivating vocals and heartfelt lyrics, immerse yourself in an evening of uplifting music that will leave you inspired and rejuvenated. See website for details and to buy tickets. May 18 5 p.m. $20. 805-391-4465. awakeningways. org/event/denise-rosier-in-concert/. Awakening Ways Center for Spiritual Living, 9350 El Camino Real, No. 101, Atascadero.

EASTON EVERETT Easton Everett plays guitar-woven music that is easy to listen to but also surprises. May 17 5-7 p.m. eastoneverett.com. Outlaws Bar, Grill, & Casino, 9850 E Front St, Atascadero, 805-466-2000.

KARAOKE NIGHT Last Saturday of every month, 8 p.m. my805tix.com. Templeton Mercantile Club Car Bar, 508 S. Main St., Templeton. Food and drink available for purchase. Last Saturday of every month, 8 p.m. Free admission. my805tix. com. Club Car Bar, 508 S. Main Street, Templeton, 805-400-4542.

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FEATURING YNANA ROSE Host will send you the address and more details after you buy tickets. May 19 2 p.m. my805tix. com. Backyard Show, Private home, Cayucos.

LORD HURON Performing live in Paso Robles. May 23 Vina Robles Amphitheatre, 3800 Mill Rd., Paso Robles, 805-286-3680, vinaroblesamphitheatre.com.

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WINE FEST AFTER PARTY Features wine tasting, music, and food at the Estate Tasting Room. Anthony Michael Arriola will be playing music starting at noon, and Yabba Dabba Dogs Food Truck will be on-site for you to purchase food. May 19 11 a.m.-5 p.m. No entry fee. 805-237-1245. mcpricemyers.com. McPrice Myers Wine Company, 3525 Adelaida Rd., Paso Robles.

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EASTON EVERETT Easton Everett plays guitar-woven music with an indie attitude with songs in distinctive stylistic shapes outside the pop mainstream. His singing delivers the strengths of his lyrics. It is music that is easy to listen to but also surprises. May 18 5-7 p.m. eastoneverett. com. Sea Pines Golf Resort, 1945 Solano St., Los Osos.

RAELYNN LIVE An indoor concert. All ages welcome. Food and wine available for purchase. No pets allowed. May 18 7:30 p.m. my805tix.com/. Rava Wines + Events, 6785 Creston Rd., Paso Robles, 805-238-7282.

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“Meditation: Theory & Practice” - August 13

AMERICAN LEGION POST 66 ANNUAL PANCAKE BREAKFAST FUNDRAISER

Gratitude Effect” - September 28

Join us for a delicious breakfast of pancakes and sausages in support of the programs of American Legion Post 66. Tour the Veterans Memorial History Museum and visit the Spring Art and Craft Fair. May 19 8 a.m.-1 p.m. $5. 805-4411405. post66slo.org. American Legion Post 66, 1661 Mill St., San Luis Obispo.

FLAVOR PACKET Flavor Packet stirs up a lyrical and imaginative sound with its contemporary and world-beat-influenced jazz music, making it a memorable experience. May 26 1-4 p.m. Castoro Cellars, 1315 N. Bethel Rd., Templeton, 805-238-0725, castorocellars.com.

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BOOZY BOOK FAIR A nostalgic fusion of books, funky erasers, scented stickers, a pizza trolley, the finest brews, and iconic ‘80s and ‘90s music. Relive the magic of school book fairs while enjoying the perks of adulthood. May 19, 12-5 p.m. Free entry. 805-668-6300. monarchbooks805. com. Humdinger Brewing (SLO), 855 Capitolio Way, suite 1, San Luis Obispo.

COFFEE AND PAINT Grab your paintbrush and a cup of Joe while diving into a caffeinated painting workshop with Drew Davis. May 19, 6-8 p.m. my805tix. com. Ascendo Coffee, 311 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, 805-345-2155.

DOWNTOWN SLO FARMERS MARKET

Thursdays, 6-9 p.m. Downtown SLO, Multiple locations, San Luis Obispo.

PEDALS, PRETZELS, AND PINTS SLOMA is staying open late to host happy hour at the museum. Serving local beer and soft pretzels to Bike Month participants. May 16 , 4-6 p.m. Free. 805-543-8562. rideshare.org/program/bike-month/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

SLO FARMERS MARKET Hosts more than 60 vendors. Saturdays, 8-10:45 a.m. World Market Parking Lot, 325 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo.

ONE VOICE Presented by the Cambria Community Chorale. May 19 my805tix. com. Cambria Community Presbyterian Church, 2250 Yorkshire Drive, Cambria.

RIFF TIDE LIVE Part of a Saturday evening concert series. Enjoy beer, wine, live music, and more. May 18 , 5-8 p.m. Free show. 805-226-6678. debiredmusic. com. Buttercup Bakery and Cafe, 430 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay.

SONG CONTEST COMES TO MOONSTONE Round one. Season six of the Songwriters at Play Song Contest will be held on fourth Wednesdays monthly. Ten contestants; two original songs each; three judges award three prizes. May 22 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-2046821. songwritersatplay.com/events. Moonstone Cellars, 812 Cornwall St, Cambria.

THE SURFACE WALKERS A brand new science fiction rock musical written and created locally in Morro Bay. Time warp into the future for a wild evening full of rock music and sci-fi adventures. May 16 , 6:30-10 p.m. $12 advance; $15 at the door. thesurfacewalkers.com. The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay, 805-225-1312.

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CELTIC/AMERICANA DUO: ANAM CARA

Join critically acclaimed acoustic duo Anam Cara (Friend to My Heart), in their return to The Porch Cafe, for an evening

A unique performing arts group that performs across the state for deaf festivals, service organizations, churches, fairs, and other outlets. New members always welcome. Registration open weekly. Mondays, 5-6:30 p.m. $45 tuition per month. singinghandschildrenschoir. com/. Singing Hands Children’s Choir and Performing Arts, 1413 Riverside Ave., Paso Robles.

SPOTLIGHT ON BROADWAY: ONENIGHT FUNDRAISER Hosted by Wine Country Theatre. Proceeds from this event will help fund the group’s enchanting upcoming performances. May 19, 5 p.m. my805tix.com. Downtown Paso Robles, Private address revealed to ticket holders, Paso Robles.

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30 YEARS OF FRIENDS AND SONG Presented by the Central Coast Youth Chorus. May 18 and May 19 my805tix. com. First Presbyterian Church of San Luis Obispo, 981 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-5451.

ALL AGES OPEN MIC NIGHT Tuesdays, 6-9 p.m. Liquid Gravity, 675 Clarion Court, San Luis Obispo.

CAL POLY PIANO STUDENT RECITAL Cal Poly Music Department student pianists present this free recital. May 21 , 7:30 p.m. Free. 805-756-2406. music.calpoly. edu/calendar/free/. Cal Poly Davidson Music Center, Room 218, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.

CAL POLY POLYRHYTHMICS

PERCUSSION RECITAL The Cal Poly Percussion Ensemble will provide an evening of fun and exciting music from the world of percussion, including Paul Elwood’s quietly enigmatic “Bowl

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of Light,” Ivan Trevino’s popular “Catching Shadows,” and Sven-David Sandstrom’s juggernaut quintet “Drums.” May 16 7:30 p.m. Free. 805-756-2406. music.calpoly.edu/ calendar/. PAC Pavilion, Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave, San Luis Obispo.

CAL POLY SPRING JAZZ CONCERT Performances by Cal Poly’s Vocal Jazz Ensemble, Inga Swearingen, director; Jazz Combos, Dylan Johnson, director; and University Jazz Band, Dave Becker, director. May 17, 7:30 p.m. $15 and $20 general; $10 students and Jazz Federation members. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu/calendar. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

CAL POLY’S CHAMBER CHOIR AND CANTABILE: SACRED SOUNDS Cal Poly’s Chamber Choir and Cantabile will present a concert of sacred a cappella music titled “Sacred Sounds.” Selections will range from Renaissance classics to modern day works. With Scott Glysson, conductor; Paul Woodring, accompanist. May 25 , 7:30 p.m. $20 general; $10 students. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/. Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa, 751 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo.

EMO ORCHESTRA FEATURING ESCAPE THE FATE Doors open at 7 p.m. All ages welcome. May 19 8 p.m. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-546-8600, fremontslo.com.

JAZZ WEDNESDAYS Spinning jazz records all night. Bebop, jazz funk, acid jazz, hard bop, nu jazz, jazz house, crossover, Latin jazz, and more. Featuring guest selectors. Music at a polite volume in an acoustically treated space. Vintage sound system, big warm speakers. Plenty of free parking. Wednesdays, 3-8 p.m. through Oct. 30 Free. 805439-1544. jansplaceslo.com. Jan’s Place, 1817 Osos St., San Luis Obispo.

LIVE MUSIC FROM GUITAR WIZ BILLY FOPPIANO AND MAD DOG Join “Guitar Wiz” Billy Foppiano and his trusty side kick Mad Dog for a mix of blues, R&B, and more. Saturdays, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. 805-544-2100. Bon Temps Creole Cafe, 1819 Osos Street, San Luis Obispo, bontempscreolecafe.com/index.htm.

A MUSICAL SPRING Featuring classical and contemporary works for violin and piano presented by Rhapsody Duo. May 19 2 p.m. my805tix.com. Mount Carmel Lutheran Church, 1701 Fredericks St., San Luis Obispo.

SARAH SAVIET VIOLIN RECITAL Berlin-based violinist Sarah Saviet performs new music for solo violin. The program features work by Iannis Xenakis, Lisa Streich, Timothy McCormack, and original work by Saviet. These works complement Sarah’s debut solo album SPUN May 16 5:30 p.m. Free. 805-756-2406. music.calpoly.edu/ calendar/. Cal Poly Davidson Music Center, Room 218, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.

SARAH SAVIET: CHAMBER MUSIC MASTER CLASS Violinist Sarah Saviet will coach students active in the Music Department’s string chamber music program. She is based in Berlin and is dedicated to the performance of contemporary music. She is a member of the Saviet/Houston Duo and Ensemble Mosaik. May 16 , 11:10 a.m. Free. 805-756-2406. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/free/. Cal Poly Davidson Music Center, Room 218, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.

SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY CENTRAL COAST UKULELE FESTIVAL Ukulele groups from San Luis Obispo County will perform. May 18 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. 805-489-5148. Heritage Square Park, 205 Nelson St., Arroyo Grande.

THE CLIFFNOTES Make Merry at Mulligans in May when the Cliffnotes spring their New Orleans style boogie blues (with a little reggae and classic rock) to Avila for a leisurely Sunday afternoon by the Bay. May 19 2-4 p.m. Free. 805-595-4000. avilabeachresort.com/mulligans. Mulligans Bar and Grill, 6460 Ana Bay Road, Avila Beach.

EASTON EVERETT Easton Everett plays guitar-woven music with an indie attitude with songs in distinctive stylistic shapes outside the pop mainstream. May 19 1-4 p.m. eastoneverett. com. Blacklake Golf Course, 1490 Golf Course Lane, Nipomo, 805-343-1214.

FOREVER GREEN: LOUNGE AND LISTEN MUSIC SERIES AT TALLEY VINEYARDS This series brings local musicians Forever Green to the vineyard. The music has been paired with Talley’s world-class wines and a food truck with delectable meals for purchase. Reservations are recommended for the best seating. May 19 1-4 p.m. Free. talleyvineyards.com. Talley Vineyards, 3031 Lopez Dr., Arroyo Grande.

HYPERION: A CYBERPUNK RAVE Visit site for tickets and more info. May 18 , 8 p.m. my805tix.com. Fuego in Grover Beach, 1187 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach, (805) 710-6477.

SKATE SAFARI AND MORE Features various musical acts. Address info in Arroyo Grande granted to ticket buyers. Visit site for more info and tickets. May 17, 6 p.m. my805tix. com. Historic Village of Arroyo Grande, Branch and Short St., Arroyo Grande.

UP IN THE AIR LIVE Up in the Air will play it’s unique mix of upbeat originals and danceable classics. May 24 5-7 p.m. Free. 805-595-4000. avilabeachresort.com. Mulligans Bar and Grill, 6460 Ana Bay Road, Avila Beach. ∆

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Great American Melodrama presents Pirates of Pismo A-Go-Go

Set in Pismo Beach during the 1960s, Pirates of Pismo A-Go-Go is the Great American Melodrama’s latest production, slated to run Friday, May 17, through Saturday, July 6. The show is described as an adaptation of Gilbert and Sullivan’s The Pirates of Penzance with a 20th century Central Coast setting.

The plot follows Frederic, a young “junior pirate” who plans to celebrate his 21st birthday by breaking away from the grip of his master, the Pirate King. Comical complications arise because of Frederic’s Feb. 29 birthday, as it only comes around every four years.

Thirty minutes prior to each performance of Pirates of Pismo A-Go-Go, the Great American Melodrama’s popular snack bar— with popcorn, hot dogs, nachos, soda, beer, and more available for purchase—opens for attendees to enjoy, and reopens during each of the show’s intermission breaks.

Visit americanmelodrama.

com for tickets to Pirates of Pismo A-Go-Go or more info on the Great American Melodrama and its rotating lineup of shows. Tickets can also be purchased in person at the theater’s box office, which is open Wednesday through Saturday, from noon to 5:30 p.m., and every Sunday, from noon to 4:30 p.m.

General admission to Pirates of Pismo A-Go-Go ranges between $32 and $38, with discounts available for children (ages 12 and under), students (ages 13 to 18), seniors (ages 62 and older), and active and retired military.

Call (805) 489-2499 for additional details. The Great American Melodrama is located at 1863 Front St., Oceano.

Other upcoming shows in the company’s lineup include Gunsmokin’ (Friday, July 12, through Saturday, Sept. 7), Werewolf of Arroyo Grande (Friday, Sept. 13, through Saturday, Nov. 9), and The Holiday Extravaganza (Friday, Nov. 15, through Tuesday, Dec. 31).

Five novelists participate in local dramatic reading program

The Coalesce Bookstore in Morro Bay will hold a book signing and dramatic reading event with five novelists, including Santa Maria local Tony Piazza and Los Osos locals Anne R. Allen and Christine Ahern, on Sunday, June 2, from 1 to 3 p.m.

California-based authors Mara Purl and Chrysteen Braun will join Piazza, Allen, and Ahern in performing selected scenes taken from each of their latest novels. Guests will have the chance to meet the authors, who will be available to sign copies of their books after the readings.

For more info, call (805) 772-2880 or visit coalescebookstore.com. The Coalesce Bookstore is located at 845 Main St., Morro Bay. ∆ —Caleb Wiseblood

Kindred spirits

Duo exhibition at Gallery Los Olivos showcases soulful abstracts by SLO-based artist

There’s a special place in Central Coast artist Wendy Brewer’s heart—and home—for shells, driftwood, and other objects she nds washed ashore.

“I love the ocean and I love collecting things on the beach,” said Brewer, an avid beach walker who’s accumulated “an enormous amount of treasure” over the years.

She often incorporates her ndings into her mixed-media projects. One of her recent pieces, playfully titled Beach Muse-ic, was a violin before she repurposed it into a sea-themed mosaic collage, currently on display at Gallery Los Olivos.

e venue’s latest duo show, Unity, is a pairing of Brewer’s mosaics and abstract paintings by San Luis Obispo-based expressionist Christine Marie. Brewer said that Marie’s colorful works complement her own, and vice versa, in numerous ways. Some are less measurable, in an earthly sense, than others.

“Both our works have sort of spiritual qualities,” said Brewer, an ordained minister from Santa Barbara who holds a graduate degree in spiritual psychology.

While Brewer nds inspiration in poetry, meditation, and o ciating weddings (a gig she said helps instill “a love-infused energy” within her artwork), the catalysts behind Marie’s abstract creations are often moments of observation, introspection, or stillness.

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“We both have work that’s based on a celebration of the spiritual and human experience, and the manifestation and projection of love and unity in the world,” Marie said. “ at’s how the name [Unity] came about, because we wanted to unite to help project more love and acceptance and kindness into the world.”

Similar to the way Brewer’s role as a wedding o ciant inspires her art, Marie said her consulting work with SLO County’s Women Business Center often impacts her painting projects.

e Awakening, one of Marie’s pieces displayed in Unity, was inspired by her desire “to change and innovate my work within my art as well as how I help support small businesses and people in realizing their potential,” the painter explained.

“I’ve been on a personal journey for the last year, taking a really deep dive into kind of what’s next … what paths of exploration do I want to go on, what personal learning do I want to approach, and how do I want to grow as a person and with my small business consulting,” Marie said. “ at story has been kind of coming to fruition, and that path of … transcending and awakening to that new journey is kind of what inspired this piece.”

Marie values abstract art as a way to express aspects of her personal growth, while leaving ample room for viewers to bring their journeys to the table when interpreting her work.

United we

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Gallery Los Olivos presents Unity, a duo exhibition showcasing abstract paintings by SLO artist Christine Marie and mixed-media mosaics by Santa Barbara-based Wendy Brewer, through the end of May. The gallery will host a reception to celebrate the new exhibit on Saturday, May 18, from 2 to 5 p.m. Call (805) 688-7517 or visit gallerylosolivos.com for more info. Gallery Los Olivos is located at 2920 Grand Ave., Los Olivos. Visit cmariestudio.com and divinebitsofbeauty.com to find out more about Marie and Brewer, respectively.

“One of the most amazing things to me is just to stand back at a reception and hear people talk about the work and what it means to them,” Marie said. “Just hearing how they connect and engage and have these moments where their own journey and experiences inform the story of the work. … It’s deeply meaningful.

“As far as the abstract goes, it’s just always been kind of my natural language … the language that comes from within my soul somehow,” Marie added. “It seems to be what comes from deep in my soul. I don’t have another way to explain it. It’s just how everything comes out.” Δ

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WAKING The Awakening is among prolific painter Christine Marie’s abstract works featured in Unity, a duo exhibition of art by Marie and Wendy Brewer at Gallery Los Olivos. COURTESY IMAGE BY CHRISTINE MARIE TRANSCENDING Wendy Brewer’s Transcendence is one of her mixedmedia pieces currently on display at Gallery Los Olivos as part of the venue’s latest duo show. PHOTO COURTESY OF WENDY BREWER SMOOTH MOVE SLO-based business consultant and painter Christine Marie (pictured) varnishes her abstract piece, Empowerment PHOTO COURTESY OF CHRISTINE MARIE

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es Ball ( e Maze Runner) directs this sequel to the rebooted series that includes Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011), Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014), and War for the Planet of the Apes (2017). Taking place 300 years after the events of War, it follows a young male chimp named Noa (Owen Teague) who with a young human woman named Mae (Freya Allan) and a wise orangutan named Raka (Peter Macon) embarks on a mission to save his clan. (145 min.)

KINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

What’s it rated? PG-13

What’s it worth, Anna? Full price

What’s it worth, Glen? Full price

Where’s it showing? Colony, Downtown Centre, Park, Stadium 10, Sunset Drive-In

Glen Turns out apes are just as bad at building an equitable society as humans. Noa’s Eagle Clan is minding their own business stealing eagle eggs and raising the raptors in towers made of sticks when a neighboring clan of asshole apes led by Sylva (Eka Darville) raids his village, kills his father, Koro (Neil Sandilands), abducts his clan members, and forces them to join Proximus Caesar’s (Kevin Durand) clan that’s trying to break into an ancient human vault that Proximus believes holds important human technology. Proximus also believes Mae, one of the few humans with the ability to speak, knows a secret way into the vault. What follows is a CGI-rich Exodus story with Noa standing in for Moses working to set his people free. e lm’s not reinventing the wheel, but if you like the rebooted series, it delivers.

Anna I’m not sure what lms I’ve seen and haven’t seen in this franchise, but luckily it doesn’t seem like you need more than a vague knowledge of what is going on in this world to jump in with Kingdom. e lm starts as Noa and two of his friends—

PALM ROYALE

What’s it rated? TV-MA

When? 2024

Where’s it showing? Apple TV Plus

Kristen Wiig, Carol Burnett, Laura Dern, Allison Janney, Ricky Martin—need I say more? Palm Royale is a comedy and casting feast! Wiig stars as Maxine, ex-pageant queen and society-obsessed newcomer to Palm Beach, Florida. She knows she wants to be f eatured in the Palm Beach Daily News aka the Shiny Sheet, which to her looks to be the elite of the elite, but no one around her seems very open to

Laika (Frances Berry) and Anaya (Travis Je erey)—are on what seems to be their clan’s coming of age journey to nd the eggs they will raise to be their eagle kin. It’s a high ying adventure, and Noa feels the pressure to prove himself—he stands in his father’s shadow, who’s the eagle keeper of their clan. At rst, I wasn’t loving the somewhat halting and broken language the apes spoke. I got what the lmmakers were doing and trying to convey, but it was distracting at rst. Luckily, as the story picks up and the action sequences took over, it lessened. I’m impressed with the CGI here, in particular the close-ups. ese apes have faces that show true expression. is type of lm franchise isn’t something I’ll stand in line for, but this one at least worked at having some heart.

Glen CGI has advanced considerably over the years, but you’re right that the close-ups o er the most realism. I still nd the long shots of, for instance, the apes scrambling up trees, less than realistic, but if you don’t let that pull you out of the narrative, it’s an

acceptance. Her husband is a Delacorte, which Maxine hopes would boost her to primo status in Palm Beach society, but alas—the women around here have no intention of letting a newbie come to town and make nice.

Dern plays feminist Linda who can’t quite shake her rich upbringing, and Allison Janey plays Evelyn, Linda’s vicious socialite stepmother who seems to want everyone around her to be miserable.

The comedy is real here, folks. Wiig makes sure that all of Maxine’s errant errands are thoughtprovoking and silly. Ricky Martin as Norma’s (Carol Burnett) caretaker is brilliant, and Burnett herself as the invalid turned villain deserves fireworks.

This series hits it out of the park and into space, quite literally. Watch it or risk losing a chance at cultural relevance! (10 50-min. episodes)

—Anna

THEM: THE SCARE

What’s it rated? TV-MA

When? 2024

immersive experience and we care about Noa and his clan. e lm’s central question is can apes and humans live in harmony, and the answer is left for the next sequel to answer. But since neither humans nor apes seem to be able to live in harmony with their own species, I’m guessing it’s doubtful. I can say this: e two verbal humans—Mae and Trevathan (William H. Macy)—are both problematic in their own ways. I mustered scant sympathy for either. Go, good apes! Anna We have a hero to root for in Noa, and while he may seem a timid underdog to begin with, his bravery and cleverness very well might be the key to the survival of his clan. Noa nding his own bravery was the heart of the lm. I’m not writing the next lm in this franchise’s premiere date down on my calendar or anything, but Kingdom proved to be a satisfying enough adventure. ∆

Senior Sta Writer Glen Starkey and freelancer Anna Starkey write Split Screen. Comment at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.

Where’s it showing? Amazon Prime

Created by Little Marvin, this second season of the anthology horror series Them continues with Deborah Ayorinde in the lead, this time as LAPD police detective Dawn Reeve. It’s 1991, the year

Rodney King was savagely beaten by police, and the vibe in Reeve’s squad is decidedly hostile thanks to her racist, corrupt co-detective Ronald McKinney (Jeremy Bobb). She’s investigating gruesome murders in which the victims’ bones were viciously

broken and their corpses shoved into small spaces. Meanwhile, she’s got her mother, Athena (the great Pam Grier), and troubled son, Kel (Joshua J. Williams), at home with their own sets of problems. Not to mention an unusually intense man, Edmund Gaines (Luke James), who has a strange interest in her and her family. Their shared history is one of the story’s central mysteries. The series is dripping with dread and atmosphere, and in this new season, James as Edmund is positively mesmerizing, playing a mercurial range of emotions. His character garners sympathy yet elicits abject menace—a neat trick. Edmund’s clearly troubled, and the series explores the psychological effects of child abuse, abandonment, racism, and supernatural forces. It’s delightfully disturbing and demented. (eight approximately 45-min. episodes) ∆ —Glen

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Indie rockers Lord Huron return to Vina Robles Amphitheatre

Travelers and World Enders rejoice. Lord Huron, your favorite cinematic indie rockers, return to Vina Robles Amphitheatre next week to deliver live versions of their hits such as “The Night We Met” (streamed over a billion times!), “Wait by the River,” “When the Night is Over,” and their newest chart topper—“Not Dead Yet”— off their fourth and most recent album Long Lost (2021).

Based in Los Angeles, they take their name from Lake Huron, the second largest of the Great Lakes where founding member Ben Schneider grew up visiting as a child growing up in Michigan. Their sound—a combination of country, folk, surf rock, pop, and new age sounds—has been compared to The Band, Neil Young, My Morning Jacket, and Fleet Foxes. Lord Huron plays next Thursday, May 23 (7:30 p.m.; all ages; $44.40 to $54,50 at vinaroblesamphitheatre.com). Clover County, aka A.G. Schiano, opens. Switching between her white electric Gretsch guitar, which she calls her Cadillac, and a variety of acoustic guitars, Clover delivers sweet and silky-smooth vocals and heartbreaking melodies.

Also this week at Vina Robles, check out dark and amoral stand-up comic Anthony Jeselnik on Saturday, May 18 (8 p.m.; all ages; $29 to $99 at vinaroblesamphitheatre. com). Known for his Netflix specials, podcast, and Comedy Central roasts, he surprises with ironic misdirection and non sequiturs. Is he a psycho or does he just play one on TV?

Fremont Theater

The historic downtown SLO theater has a full slate this week starting with Canadian indie pop act Tegan and Sara on Thursday, May 16 (8 p.m.; all ages; $43.50 at prekindle. com), with special guest Devan opening. Tegan and Sara are identical twin sisters and multi-instrumentalist singer-songwriters. Stand-up comic Alfred Robles hits the

stage on Saturday, May 18 (8 p.m.; all ages; $24.50 to $49.50 at prekindle.com).

According to his bio, “After getting kicked out of the police academy, Alfred Robles rose to become one of the hottest young comedians in the country.”

Emo Orchestra featuring Escape the Fate plays on Sunday, May 19 (8 p.m.; all ages; $13.75 to $59.50). Emo Orchestra performs your favorite emo hits with full orchestra arrangements. Escape the Fate is their special guest artist performing their own songs and works by New Found Glory, My Chemical Romance, Panic! At the Disco, and more.

American-Samoan reggae and hip-hop star J Boog returns on Tuesday, May 21 (8 p.m.; all ages; $30 at prekindle.com), with L.A.B. and Cas Haley opening the show. J Boog is touring in support of his fourth album, Pennies From Heaven (2023).

The Wallflowers, fronted by Bob Dylan’s immensely talented son Jakob Dylan, plays on Wednesday, May 22 (8 p.m.; all ages; $47 to $77 at prekindle.com). The two-time Grammy winners (Best Rock Performance by a Duo or a Group with Vocal and Best Rock Song for “One Headlight” in 1998) have enjoyed hit singles with “6th Avenue

Heartache,” “The Difference,” “Three Marlenas,” “Sleepwalker,” and their David Bowie cover of “Heroes.”

The Wallflowers, including Dylan and his rotating cast of players, are currently touring in support of Exit Wounds (2021). As Dylan noted in press materials, “The Wallflowers has always been a vehicle for me to make great rock ’n’ roll records. And sometimes the lineup that makes the record transfers over into touring, and sometimes it doesn’t. But my intention is always to make the Wallflowers record I want to make, using the musicians I have beside me.”

Grammy-nominated Leslie Mendleson opens, delivering her “distinctive folk-rock, pop-Americana flavor, evoking the sounds of Laurel Canyon,” according to her bio.

Finally, Gogol Bordello plays next Thursday, May 23 (8 p.m.; all ages; $37 to $187 at prekindle.com). This international punk act fronted by Ukrainian frontman Eugene Hütz is bubbling over with manic energy, musical ingenuity, and these days political messaging. Since Russia’s attack on Ukraine, Hütz and his bandmates have been tirelessly advocating for Ukrainian solidarity. Mary Shelley and Grace Bergere open.

Numbskull and Good Medicine

Numbskull and Good Medicine also have a big week lined up with three concerts at three venues. Singer-songwriter Ryan Montbleau, who annually tours the U.S. with his band, will play solo this time around on Friday, May 17 (7:30 p.m.; all ages; $20 at goodmedicinepresents.com) at Club Car Bar. He’s touring in support of this 13th studio album, Wood, Fire, Water, and Air (2023). Defining himself as a seeker, his new album is “recognition that perhaps all those spiritual treasures he’s been chasing for so long were closer than he thought,” his bio explained. Red Dirt and Texas country star Aaron Watson returns Saturday, May 18 (6 p.m.; all ages; $33 at goodmedicinepresents. com), to play BarrelHouse Brewing. He’s a real maverick in the country world, the first independent male country artist ever to debut a self-released and independently distributed album at No. 1 on the Billboard Country chart for The Underdog (2015), a feat recognized in the Country Music Hall of Fame. The Wilder Blue opens.

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Pacific Northwest three-part harmony folk act Fruition plays on Wednesday, May 22 (7 p.m.; 21-and-older; $20 at goodmedicinepresents.com) in The Siren. These folks are stunning vocalists, amazing musicians, and wholly engrossing performers. Americana fans, don’t miss this band live. Word from the band is they have a new album coming later this year and another planned for 2025.

Also at The Siren … Don’t forget the original Morro Bay-grown show The Surface Walkers—a Sci-Fi Rock Opera happens this Thursday, May 16 (7 p.m.; 21-and-older; $12 at tixr.com). Expect an epic sonic journey “through a futuristic tale of love, war, betrayal and redemption, as our band performs two acts of 100 percent original rock music, with influences of funk, progressive rock, metal, and electronic dance music, flooding your senses with visual art and immersive soundscapes,” the band said.

album, If I Were a Butterfly, is weird and wild. He holed up in a former rubber-band factory turned studio in the Kentucky countryside.

“I spent that year living in a barn with the squirrels and the birds, on my own most of the time, and I discovered so much about music and how to create it,” the Tennesseebred singer-songwriter said in press materials. “Instead of going into a studio with a producer for two weeks, I just waited for the record to build itself. I’d get up and go outside, see a butterfly and connect that with some impulsive thought I’d had three months ago, and suddenly a song I’d been working on would make sense. That’s how the whole album came to be.”

Sound out!

And for the trifecta, SLO Brew Live and (((folkYEAH!))) also present LA LOM on Sunday, May 19 (doors at 7 p.m.; 18-andolder; $25 at ticketweb. com). The Los Angeles League of Musicians, LA LOM, are an instrumental trio formed in Los Angeles in 2021 that blends the sounds of cumbia sonidera, ’60s soul ballads, and classic romantic boleros.

to locals. Field lived in SLO Town for years before heading north. His music is deeply charming and highly unusual. Similarly, Donald Beaman does things his own way. He’s touring in support of his new album, Fog on Mirror Glass, which is contemplative, plaintive, and starkly beautiful.

Experience Glow Up: A Blacklight Price Extravaganza on Friday, May 17 (6:30 p.m.; 21-and-older; $20 at tixr.com). “Step into a world of vibrant hues and electrifying energy as we illuminate the night in celebration of love, equality, and pride,” said organizers from Central Coast Pride.

Déjà Vu plays an afternoon show on Saturday, May 18 (2 to 5 p.m.; 21-and-older; free), playing a variety of covers from classic rock to country to R&B to Top 40.

Later that night on Saturday, May 18, dance to Vintage Renegades (7:30 p.m.; 21-andolder; free), “a multi-genre rock band” featuring “an upbeat, eclectic blend of rock music.”

Finally, Hawaiian singer-songwriter John Cruz plays next Thursday, May 23 (7 p.m.; 21-and-older; $25 at tixr.com). He grew up playing with his father and brothers, eventually moving to the East Coast and playing around NYC, Martha’s Vineyard, and Boston before becoming a leading member of the prestigious New World Theater. Local surf rock act Surfeza opens.

Rod and Hammer Rock

Reminder! SLO Brew Live and (((folkYEAH!))) present L’Eclair with Omar Velasco on Thursday, May 16 (doors at 7 p.m.; 18-and-older; $22 at ticketweb.com). L’éclair, from Geneva, Switzerland, delivers instrumental cosmic sounds.

SLO Brew Live and (((folkYEAH!))) also present Rayland Baxter on Saturday, May 18 (doors at 7 p.m.; 18-and-older; $30 at ticketweb.com). The creation of his fourth

More music …

If you’re looking for a remarkable night of handmade indie music that breaks all known molds, get thee to the Donald Beaman and Little Wings (Kyle Field) double bill at SLO’s A Satellite of Love this Thursday, May 16 (7:30 p.m.; all ages; $10 to $20 at the door). Little Wings is probably familiar

Bay Area bassist, bandleader, composer, educator, and Cal Poly alumnus Marcus Shelby will be the featured performer at the Cal Poly Jazz Ensembles’ Spring Jazz Concert on Friday, May 17, in the Performing Arts Center (7:30 p.m.; all ages; $15 and $20 general, $10 for students and SLO Jazz Fed members, available at the Cal Poly Ticket Office or by calling (805) 756-4849). Shelby may be best known for acting in Pixar’s 2020 Academy Award-winning animated film Soul, where he voiced the father of the movie’s protagonist, Joe, but his Marcus Shelby Orchestra has also released five albums. SLO Wind Orchestra presents Notes of Triumph on Sunday, May 19, in the Cuesta College Performing Arts Center (3 p.m.; all ages; $20 to $30 at slowinds.org). Under the direction of Maestro Jennifer Martin, the orchestra will perform a diverse selection of pieces, including Hanson’s Overture and love duet from “Merry Mount Suite.”

Get your old-time mountain music fix when Allison de Groot and Tatiana Hargreaves play the historic Octagon Barn Center on Tuesday, May 21 (6 p.m. jam; concert at 7 p.m.; all ages; $20 presale at eventbrite.com or $25 at the door, subject to availability). “Adventurous, masterful, and original … they expand on the eccentricities of old songs while never losing sight of what makes them endure,” their bio explains. The duo’s 2022 sophomore album, Hurricane Clarice, won Best Instrumental Group of the Year and Best Traditional Album of the Year from the Canadian Folk Music Awards and also received a Juno nomination for Traditional Roots Album of the Year.

Two Cal Poly choirs—The Chamber Choir and Cantabile—present Sacred Sounds in Mission San Luis Obispo on Thursday, May 23 (7:30 p.m.; all ages; $20 general and $10 students at the Cal Poly Ticket Office or by calling (805) 756-4849). The concert will feature a vast array of music from the sacred choral tradition, spanning more than 600 years. ∆

Contact Senior Staff Writer Glen Starkey at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.

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Let’s Crave It Crepes opens new brick-and-mortar shop in Arroyo Grande

There’s a new spot in Arroyo Grande where loved ones can bond over a shared dessert one minute and sever their ties during a cutthroat round of Uno the next.

Before opening a brick-and-mortar cafe in May, mobile vendor Heather Swabb and a family member joked about setting up a Mario Kart area at Let’s Crave It Crepes for customers to enjoy. The beloved temperraising racing game didn’t make the cut, but there’s plenty of competitive tabletops like Sorry and Jenga at the shop to pit patron against patron.

“My sister said I should put a TV up with Mario Kart on if I really wanted people to fight. … I’d be watching people fight and break up left and right,” Swabb told New Times with a laugh. “I don’t need my store to be known for that.”

Since 2019, Swabb’s crepe business has been known for serving at pop-up events, private parties, farmers markets, and long-term weekly stints across the Central Coast. Let’s Crave It Crepes started as a tent operation before Swabb acquired a food trailer near the end of 2020. Swabb’s father helped assemble the interior.

“In my store, I have a whole wall dedicated to my dad, in memory of him,” Swabb said. “I lost my dad two years ago to COVID … I wouldn’t have gotten to the store without him helping me with the food truck.

“It’s thanks to my dad and my mom, really,” said Swabb, whose mom was helping organize napkins and other supplies at the brick-and-mortar during Swabb’s call with New Times on May 8. “My mom’s been my No. 1 supporter.”

While Swabb’s personal favorite crepe on Let’s Crave It Crepes’ menu is the berry Bavarian—with

Planet of the crepes

Find out more about Let’s Crave It Crepes at facebook.com/letscraveitcrepes. The local brand’s first brick-and-mortar restaurant opened at 1474 E. Grand Ave., Arroyo Grande, in May.

a choice of fruit, Bavarian cream, condensed milk, and cinnamon sugar, topped with whipped cream—“my mom’s [go-to] is The Elvis,” the local purveyor said.

Peanut butter and banana slices—key features of the iconic Elvis sandwich—find harmony in The Elvis crepe, adorned with chocolate syrup, powdered sugar, and whipped cream.

Berry Bavarian and The Elvis are among the menu options at Let’s Crave It Crepes, and customers can also opt to build their own crepes from scratch. Taking this route allows you to mix and match any of the shop’s toppings and syrups to then load upon a selection of base options.

“You can choose anything at my store to be on a crepe, bubble waffle, loaded brownie bites, or waffle cone nachos,” Swabb said.

Strawberries and Nutella are among the most popular ingredients customers go for, Swabb added. The Central Coast local sources all of the shop’s fruits (strawberries, blackberries, blueberries, and bananas) from the Hayashi Fruit Stand in Oceano. For large quantities of eggs and other goods, Swabb often stocks up at Costco.

“I’ll buy like 50 to 60 packs of Nutella, and I’m like, ‘I swear it’s not for me; I don’t have an addiction, guys,’” said Swabb, who occasionally catches odd glances from others in the Costco line.

For the majority of Swabb’s time running Let’s Crave It Crepes, the food truck operation was a one-woman show.

On occasion, Swabb would ask a friend to help take down orders during large events but worked solo otherwise. The

opening of Swabb’s brick-and-mortar—on East Grand Avenue—marked a shift, as the crepe maker now has a full team of employees.

“All my staff are female; I’m 100 percent female-owned and operated. I wanted to create a safe space for women,” said Swabb, who had some memorable “proud mom” moments during staff members’ training.

“It’s a learning process. … I didn’t know how hard it was to make a crepe. It came so naturally to me that I didn’t realize that it’s actually difficult to make a circle on a pan,”

Swabb said, recalling episodes of trial and error that resulted in octagons, hexagons, and other shapes before some staffers perfected their crepe making.

“My heart felt good watching them succeed.” ∆

Arts Editor Caleb Wiseblood wants to know your favorite crepe and waffle toppings at cwiseblood@newtimesslo.com.

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The following person is doing business as HARPER JO INC, 579 Five Cities Drive, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Harper Jo Inc (579 Five Cities Drive, Pismo Beach, CA 93449). State of CA. This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Harper Jo Inc, Kristen Rowley, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-08-24. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, M. Paredes, Deputy. Exp. 05-08-29. May 16, 23, 30, June 6, 2024.

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The following person is doing business as: SCENIC 101, 100 S. Dolliver, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Brenda Critzer (100 S. Dolliver, Pismo Beach, CA 93449) and John Watkins (760 Bell Air Way, Bakersfield, CA 93309). This business is conducted by a General Partnership./s/ Brenda Critzer. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-07-24. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano. County Clerk, M. Steddum. 05-07-29.

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This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Milk it It, Inc., Suthwiwat Supina, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 04-16-24. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, M. Steddum, Deputy. Exp. 04-16-29. May 2, 9, 16, 23, 2024. CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 24CVP0113

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To all interested persons: Petitioner: Angelica Adriana Velasquez filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Angelica Adriana Velasquez, to PROPOSED NAME: Angelica Adriana Zepeda. THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: June 26, 2024, Time: 9:30 am, P2, in person or by Zoom at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo. 901 Park St., Paso Robles, CA 93446. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: May 6, 2024. /s/: MC Kelly, Judge of the Superior Court May 16, 23, 30, June 6, 2024.

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The San Luis Obispo Municipal Code Chapter 5.44 entitled “Mobile Home Park Rent Stabilization” requires that the monthly Consumer Price Index (CPI) percentage (%) be published as a basis for establishing rent increases. The monthly space rent in mobile home parks may not be increased more than once each year based on the CPI % change, or 9%, whichever is less. The CPI monthly data for Los Angeles, Long Beach and Anaheim is used for San Luis Obispo.

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IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR DRINKING WATER

Este aviso contiene información muy importante sobre su agua potable, por favor lea el aviso en español si va aquí incluido. Si el aviso en español no va incluido aquí, contacte al sistema de agua para pedir una copia. City of Pismo Beach has levels of Haloacetic Acids Above Drinking Water Standards

Our water system exceeded the quarterly average MCL of the Haloacetic Acids drinking water standard. Although this is not an emergency, as our customers, you have a right to know what you should do, what happened, and what we are doing to correct this situation.

We routinely monitor for the presence of drinking water contaminants. Testing results we received on February 14, 2024 show that while our system is currently within standards, the quarterly average exceeds the standard, or maximum level (MCL), for Haloacetic Acids. The MCL standard for Haloacetic Acids is 60 ug/L. The average level of Haloacetic Acids over the last year was 67 ug/L. What should I do?

• You do not need to use an alternative (e.g., bottled) water supply. Water has met the requirement for three quarters.

• This is not a risk. If it had been, you would have been notified immediately. However, some people who drink water containing Haloacetic Acids more than the MCL over many years may have an increased risk of getting cancer.

• If you have other health issues concerning the consumption of this water, you may wish to consult your doctor.

What happened? What was done?

The City receives most of its water through the Lopez treatment plant and excessive biomass in the lake reacted with the disinfection process causing a high result in the 2023 2nd Quarter of testing causing our annual average to exceed limits. This Quarter our water has met and continues to meet the State’s requirements. We are flushing their water from our lines and turning over water in the reservoirs. Our water is currently within the requirements set forth by the State Water Resources Control Board, however because the average level of Haloacetic Acid is measured over a four-quarter period we continue to have to notify residents until the unusually high reading is no longer within the four-quarter reporting period. We anticipate that to be within the next three months. For more information, please contact William Haas (Utilities Manager) at (805) 773-7075 or at the following mailing address: 570 Frady Lane, Pismo Beach, Ca 93449. Please share this information with all the other people who drink this water, especially those who may not have received this notice directly (for example, people in apartments, nursing homes, schools, and businesses). You can do this by posting this notice in a public place or distributing copies by hand or mail.

Secondary Notification Requirements

Upon receipt of notification from a person operating a public water system, the following notification must be given within 10 days [per Health and Safety Code Section 116450(g)]:

• SCHOOLS: Must notify school employees, students, and parents (if the students are minors).

• RESIDENTIAL RENTAL PROPERTY OWNERS OR MANAGERS (including nursing homes and care facilities): Must notify tenants.

• BUSINESS PROPERTY OWNERS, MANAGERS, OR OPERATORS: Must notify employees of businesses located on the property.

This notice is being sent to you by the City of Pismo Beach Public Works Department.

State Water System ID number: 4010008

Date distributed: May 16, 2024.

DATE: May 28, 2024

TIME 6:00 p.m.

PLACE: City of Atascadero Council Chambers 6500 Palma Avenue Atascadero, CA 93422

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the City Council of the City of Atascadero will hold a PUBLIC HEARING in-person and virtually at the time and place above for the purpose of the adoption of a resolution amending the schedule of fees and charges for City Services. A copy of the draft resolution and fee schedule can be viewed by appointment in the offices of City Hall, 6500 Palma Avenue, Atascadero, or by contacting the Administrative Services Department at (805) 470- 3428

NOTICE IS FURTHER GIVEN that if a challenge to the above action is made in court, persons may be limited to raising only those issues they or someone else raised at the public hearing described in the notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the Council at, or prior to, the public hearing.

ALL INTERESTED PERSONS are invited to attend in-person or virtually and will be given an opportunity to speak in favor or opposition. Individuals who wish to participate remotely may call (669) 900-6833 (Meeting ID: 889 2347 9018) to listen and provide public comment via phone or via the Zoom platform using the link posted on the City’s website at www.atascadero.org/agendas. Written comments are also accepted by the City Clerk, prior to the hearing at 6500 Palma Avenue, Atascadero, CA 93422 or cityclerk@atascadero.org and will be distributed to the City Council. Written public comments must be received by 12:00 p.m. on the day of the meeting. Email comments must identify the Agenda Item Number in the subject line of the email. Written comments will not be read into the record.

INTERESTED PERSONS may access the live-streamed meeting through the City’s website on Zoom, SLO-SPAN. org, on Spectrum cable Channel 20 in Atascadero and listen live on KPRL Radio 1230 AM and 99.3 FM. Information regarding the hearing is filed in the City Clerk’s office and is available on the City’s website at www.atascadero.org/agendas.

For more information, of if you have any questions, please contact the Administrative Services Department at 805-470-3428.

DATED: May 13, 2024 S/ Jeri Rangel, Administrative Services Director PUBLISH: 5/16/24 and 5/23/24

NOTICE TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC

As required by Government Code Section 29080, the Board of Supervisors of the County of San Luis Obispo hereby gives notice as follows:

The Board of Supervisors will begin a public hearing at 9:00 a.m. on Monday, June 3, 2024, in the Board of Supervisors Chambers at the Katcho Achadjian Government Center, located at 1055 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, California, for the purpose of hearing written and oral comment from the public concerning the Recommended Annual Budget for Fiscal Year 2024-25. All proposals for changes (increases, decreases or additions) to the budget shall be submitted to the Clerk of the Board before the close of the public hearing.

The entire Fiscal Year 2024-25 Recommended Budget for the County of San Luis Obispo as well as the Special Districts governed by the Board of Supervisors, is available for public review by appointment from 8:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m., weekdays, in the Administrative Office, Room D430 and the AuditorController-Treasurer-Tax Collector-Public Administrator’s Office, Room D220, Katcho Achadjian Government Center, located on 1055 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, California. The FY 2023-24 Recommended and Adopted Budgets are also available on the County’s website: www.slocounty.ca.gov.

Any member of the general public may be heard regarding any item in the budget or any proposed changes to the budget.

By order of the Board of Supervisors, made this 14th day of May 2024.

DATED: May 15, 2024

MATT PONTES, County Administrative Officer & Ex-Officio Clerk of The Board of Supervisors

By:/s/ Niki Martin Deputy Clerk

May 16, 2024

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ARIES

(March 21-April 19): Polish-born author Joseph Conrad (1857-1924) didn’t begin to speak English until he was 21 years old. At 25, his writing in that language was still stiff and stilted. Yet during the next 40-plus years, he employed his adopted tongue to write 19 novels, numerous short stories, and several other books. Today he is regarded as one of the greatest writers in the English language. You may not embark on an equally spectacular growth period in the coming months, Aries. But you do have extra power to begin mastering a skill or subject that could ultimately be crucial to your life story. Be inspired by Conrad’s magnificent accomplishments.

TAURUS

(April 20-May 20): Hypothetically, you could learn to give a stirring rendering of Beethoven’s Symphony No. 5 on a slide whistle. Or you could perform the “To be or not to be” soliloquy from Shakespeare’s Hamlet for an audience of pigeons that aren’t even paying attention. Theoretically, you could pour out your adoration to an unattainable celebrity or give a big tip to a waiter who provided mediocre service or do your finest singing at a karaoke bar with two people in the audience. But I hope you will offer your skills and gifts with more discernment and panache, Taurus—especially these days. Don’t offer yourself carelessly. Give your blessings only to people who deeply appreciate them.

GEMINI

(May 21-June 20): When I lived in San Francisco in 1995, thieves stole my Chevy Malibu. It was during the celebratory mayhem that swept the city following the local football team’s Super Bowl victory. Cops miraculously recovered my car, but it had been irrevocably damaged in one specific way: It could no longer drive in reverse. Since I couldn’t afford a new vehicle, I kept it for the next two years, carefully avoiding situations when I would need to go backward. It was a perfect metaphor for my life in those days. Now I’m suggesting you consider adopting it for yours. From what I can discern, there will be no turning around anytime soon. Don’t look back. Onward to the future!

CANCER

(June 21-July 22): Cancerian basketball coach Tara VanDerveer is in the Women’s Basketball Hall of Fame. She won more games than anyone else in the sport. Here’s one aspect of her approach to coaching. She says that the greatest players “have a screw loose”—and she regards that as a very good thing. I take her to mean that the superstars are eccentric, zealous, unruly, and daring. They don’t conform to normal theories about how to succeed. They have a wild originality and fanatical drive for excellence. If you might ever be interested in exploring the possible advantages of having a screw loose for the sake of your ambitions, the coming months will be one of the best times ever.

LEO

(July 23-Aug. 22): Am I one of your father figures, uncle figures, or brother figures? I hope so! I have worked hard to purge the toxic aspects of masculinity that I inherited from my culture. And I have diligently and gleefully cultivated the most beautiful aspects of masculinity. Plus, my feminist principles have been ripening and growing stronger for many years. With that as our background, I encourage you to spend the coming weeks upgrading your own relationship to the masculine archetype, no matter which of the 77 genders you might be. I see this as an excellent time for you to take practical measures to get the very best male influences in your life.

VIRGO

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Now that your mind, your heart, and your world have opened wider than you imagined possible, try to anticipate how they might close down if you’re not always as bold and brave as you have been in recent months. Then sign a contract with yourself, promising that you will not permit your mind, your heart, and your world to shrink or narrow. If you proactively heal your fears before they break out, maybe they won’t break out. (PS: I will

acknowledge that there may eventually be a bit of contraction you should allow to fully integrate the changes—but only a bit.)

LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): I would love you to cultivate connections with characters who can give you shimmery secrets and scintillating stories you need to hear. In my astrological opinion, you are in a phase when you require more fascination, amazement, and intrigue than usual. If love and sex are included in the exchange, so much the better—but they are not mandatory elements in your assignment. The main thing is this: For the sake of your mental, physical, and spiritual health, you must get your limitations dissolved, your understanding of reality enriched, and your vision of the future expanded.

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Scorpio writer Andrew Solomon made a very Scorpionic comment when he wrote, “We all have our darkness, and the trick is making something exalted of it.” Of all the signs of the zodiac, you have the greatest potential to accomplish this heroic transmutation—and to do it with panache, artistry, and even tenderness. I trust you are ready for another few rounds of your mysterious specialty. The people in your life would benefit from it almost as much as you.

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Have you been nursing the hope that someday you will retrain your loved ones? That you will change them in ways that make them act more sensibly? That you will convince them to shed qualities you don’t like and keep just the good parts? If so, the coming weeks will be an excellent time to drop this fantasy. In its place, I advise you to go through whatever mental gymnastics are necessary as you come to accept and love them exactly as they are. If you can manage that, there will be a bonus development: You will be more inclined to accept and love yourself exactly as you are.

CAPRICORN

(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): I brazenly predict that in the next 11 months, you will get closer than ever before to doing your dream job. Because of your clear intentions, your diligent pragmatism, and the Fates’ grace, life will present you with good opportunities to earn money by doing what you love and providing an excellent service to your fellow creatures. But I’m not necessarily saying everything will unfold with perfection. And I am a bit afraid that you will fail to capitalize on your chances by being too insistent on perfection. Please assuage my doubts, Capricorn! Welcome imperfect but interesting progress.

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): In his book Ambivalent Zen, Lawrence Shainberg mourns that even while meditating, his mind is always fleeing from the present moment—forever “lurching towards the future or clinging to the past.” I don’t agree that this is a terrible thing. In fact, it’s a consummately human characteristic. Why demonize and deride it? But I can also see the value of spending quality time in the here and now—enjoying each new unpredictable moment without compulsively referencing it to other times and places. I bring this up, Aquarius, because I believe that in the coming weeks, you can enjoy far more free time in the rich and resonant present than is normally possible for you. Make “BE HERE NOW” your gentle, relaxing battle cry.

PISCES

(Feb. 19-March 20): Two-thirds of us claim to have had a paranormal encounter. One-fourth say they can telepathically sense other people’s emotions. One-fifth have had conversations with the spirits of the dead. As you might guess, the percentage of Pisceans in each category is higher than all the rest of the zodiac signs. And I suspect that number will be even more elevated than usual in the coming weeks. I hope you love spooky fun and uncanny mysteries and semi-miraculous epiphanies! Here they come. ∆

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