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July 6 - July 13, 2017 VOLUME 31, NUMBER 50
Editor’s note
This week cover This year’s 55 Fiction winners ........ 10
news Sewer credits, Los Osos, and a deal gone wrong ....................8 Arroyo Grande licenses first mobile dispensary .....................9
opinion It’s worth setting the climate record straight ................... 14
arts GALLERY: The female workforce .......................................28 GALLERY: Freedom ensconced in art ............................30
flavor FOOD: Wedding meets weed ........46
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elebrate 30 years of über short stories by reading through the winners of New Times’ annual 55 Fiction contest. It’s not easy to be concise, but these writers managed to whittle their words down to exactly what was needed for each little novella to weave its tale. Yes, we know, our BOOK OF founder Steve Moss was a genius for inventing STORIES This year’s annual the art of keeping things short before it was collection of mini cool to tweet 120 characters or less as an stories is ready for consumption. official statement from the White House. And yes, we also know, presidential tweets aren’t really that cool, and they don’t always make sense. We can definitely say the complete opposite is true of these short fiction masterpieces [10] . This week, you can also read about a real estate agent in Los Osos caught up in a battle over sewer credits [8] ; the first permitted mobile dispensary in Arroyo Grande [9] ; how women working in the trades portray themselves through art [28] ; what the “four freedoms” mean to artists in Paso Robles [30] ; and what the newest trend in weddings could be (hint: cannabis) [46].
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entral Coast Assemblyman Jordan Cunningham (R-Templeton) introduced a second marijuana-related bill, one that he hopes will clarify the language of the voterapproved recreational cannabis law known as Proposition 64. Cunningham said the proposed bill, AB 1090, would make it clear that marijuana and marijuana related products aren’t allowed on school grounds, even when there are no students or other children present. “We are seeking to clarify the law so that it’s unambiguously clear that marijuana isn’t allowed on school grounds,” Cunningham told members of the California Senate Committee on Health on June 29. As written, Proposition 64, also known as the Adult Use of Marijuana Act (AUMA), prohibits individuals from possessing, smoking, or ingesting cannabis on the grounds of schools, day cares, or youth centers while children are present. According to Cunningham, the term “when youth are present” creates a loophole that might allow people to bring or use marijuana onto the premises at night or on the weekends, when the children are gone. “The issue we are finding ... is sometimes marijuana, on the weekends, is left on school grounds,” Cunningham said. “And Monday, when the teachers show up for school and the kids show up for school, there’s paraphernalia and other things that are left behind.” Cunningham’s proposed bill would amend AUMA’s language to specify that the possession, use, or consumption of marijuana
is prohibited on those sites regardless of whether children are present. The bill would also amend AUMA’s language related to marijuana use and possession near such sites. The proposed bill would prohibit smoking, possessing, or using marijuana within 1,000 feet of schools, youth centers, and day cares, regardless of whether children are present. OUT OF REACH State Assemblyman Jordan Cunningham (R-Templeton) says a loophole in the Adult Use of Marijuana Act could “We need to be endanger California’s children. He’s hoping to close it with a proposed bill. unambiguously clear that marijuana does not “Racial disparities have historically plagued belong on school grounds,” Cunningham implementation of marijuana laws, and ACLU is stated in a June 29 press release. “This bill concerned this bill undermines the voter intent achieves this goal.” to decriminalize marijuana and makes it more The proposed bill will not change any criminal penalties related to violating AUMA’s likely that laws will target people of color,” the prohibitions. The bill was passed by the analysis stated. Assembly in May and was approved by the AB 1090 isn’t the first marijuana-related state Senate’s health committee June 29. bill that Cunningham has proposed since he The next stop for the bill will be the Senate was elected in November 2016. In February Appropriations Committee. Cunningham introduced AB 903, a bill that Still, the bill has it critics. According would direct the California Highway Patrol to a legislative analysis by the Assembly (CHP) to study and identify options for setting Appropriations Committee, the ACLU opposed a legal limit for marijuana-related drugged the bill in writing, noting that a “significant driving. That bill has yet to see a vote before the area” of urban environments fall within the 1,000-foot zone. The ACLU also stated the bill, if full Assembly. Δ passed, might unfairly target people of color. —Chris McGuinness
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The Las Lomas assessment districts, formed by the city in 2005 when the neighborhood was developed, pay for services like road, drainage, landscaping, and lighting maintenance. Property owners pay the assessments annually. This year, homeowners’ streets and drainage bills are increasing 600 percent—from $52 to $300—to fund road repairs, while the landscaping/lighting assessment will increase from $250 to $275 despite the fund having a surplus. The Atascadero City Council voted 5-0 on June 13 to approve the increases. The city’s other two assessment districts—Apple Valley and De Anza Estates—received a minimal increase and no increase, respectively. “We want to have roads maintained forever,” City Manager Rachelle Rickard said at a May 23 City Council meeting. “We want to have enough money in there to continually keep them up to date.” But officials and residents are butting heads. Colleen Annes, a Las Lomas homeowner, told New Times she and her neighbors recently discovered that the city overpaid the Las Lomas landscaping contractor by $11,000. Annes is seeking better care and accounting of the neighborhood’s money. “My goal is to have transparency and accountability in the management of the Las Lomas assessment district,” said Annes, a retired military flight surgeon. Rickard acknowledged that the city did make
an error on the payment to the landscaper, Madrone Landscape. “Dr. Annes did find an error in the bid sheets for Madrone,” she said at the meeting. “We are currently working to try and resolve that issue, whether that is them refunding us money or providing other services in the future.” In addition, some residents dispute the city’s intention to charge homeowners to fund multimillion-dollar road repairs that will be needed decades in the future. “I’ll be dead by then,” one homeowner told the City Council on June 13. Annes also pointed out language in the assessment reports that states the assessments “are not intended to fund major replacements or construction of the street surfaces.” City officials contend that the assessments, while higher this year, are well below the maximum amount they’re allowed to charge. Rickard said ultimately all the costs for road repairs in the neighborhood have to be borne by its residents. “Those major resurfacings still need to be done, and they need to be done by the residents and not the city,” Rickard said. Atascadero City Council members suggested to the property owners that they consider forming a homeowners’ association as a solution. “I’m pretty sure we’d be amenable to that,” Councilmember Heather Moreno said. Annes said she and her neighbors are in NEWS continued page 6
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communication about their best path to move forward. “I’m hoping we can work with the city in the coming year to resolve some of the conflicts we have over the way our assessments are determined and managed,” she said. —Peter Johnson
Cayucos contemplates options for high school students
As the Cayucos Elementary School District discusses where its high school students will go next, a fact sheet detailing the options was released to the public. But it lacks input from neighboring school districts, and at least one of the data points it contains is inaccurate. Currently, after Cayucos kids have graduated from eighth grade, they do one of two things: get routed into Coast Union High School in Cambria or apply for an interdistrict transfer to Morro Bay High School. “Every parent and child have their own reasons for that decision but a majority choose Morro Bay High because parents are heading in that direction to work and can drop off their student,” Cayucos district Superintendent Scott Smith said. But parents are concerned that the closure of Diablo Canyon and San Luis Coastal Unified School District’s (SLCUSD) current budget cut discussions would make the SLCUSD re-evaluate its current policy on taking inter-district transfers, he said, so they asked Cayucos Elementary to look into all the potential routes for high school. The district board tasked one member, Ron Wilson, with creating a document that explored three options: keeping things as they are with students going to Coast Union High School, creating a high school of its own and become a K-12 district, or disbanding altogether and unifying with SLCUSD. While the document looks into options with both Coast Unified School District and SLCUSD—and was posted on the Cayucos district’s website—neither of the other districts was consulted. The California Department of Education also was not consulted. According to the district’s posted document, Cayucos Elementary School District spends $17,000 per K-8 student, while Coast Unified spends $16,700 per student and SLCUSD spends $12,000 per student. However, according to the California Department of Education, as of January 2017, Cayucos actually spends about $15,000, while Coast Unified spends $17,000 and SLCUSD $12,000. The document also states that Cayucos is spending $200,000 per each high school student it sends to Coast Unified, while Cambria is only spending $14,400 per student. Wilson said he used public documents from each district but chose not to reach out to either Coast Unified or SLCUSD because he didn’t want to create the impression that his district was making decisions before the options were presented to the public and the board. Wilson said he arrived at his numbers by taking each district’s total interim budget per year and dividing it by the number of students enrolled. “That’s the simplest way. Some people get in the weeds of it, but numbers have
VIEWER DISCRETION been changing as budgets have been updating so I’ll be looking at it again,” Wilson said. “I do want to make clear that I had two weeks to create this document and it doesn’t speak for the entire board or the district. … It’s just information to be discussed at the next meeting.” Coast Unified Superintendent Vicki Schumacher said her district has not conducted any research into the statements made by Wilson in the document he created. “Information in this attachment represents the opinions of one school board member in Cayucos Elementary School District,” Schumacher said. SLCUSD Assistant Superintendent Ryan Pinkerton said his district had no part in making the document. He said all three districts are considered “basic aid,” so they don’t receive money from the state, rather they are funded through property taxes assessed on the properties within each district’s boundaries. “One of the questions in our budget discussion will be whether we will continue to allow any students from outside our boundaries to attend our schools, since we do not receive funds for them,” Pinkerton said. Cayucos Elementary School District will hold its next board meeting in September to discuss the information of its three options. —Karen Garcia
APCD working with Nipomo to address waste treatment odor
Dust from the Oceano Dunes isn’t the only issue giving SLO County air quality officials a headache in the county’s southern region. The SLO County Air Pollution Control District is trying to work with officials from the Nipomo Community Services District to address complaints about a pungent odor emanating from the CSD’s Southland Wastewater Treatment Facility. The stench has been called “ripe,” “strong,” and “earthy,” all apt descriptions for what could be more accurately, albeit crudely, described as the smell of feces. The facility opened in 2014, and is operated by the Nipomo CSD. As part of the sewage treatment process, a partially treated biosolid “sludge” is pumped into large concrete beds to dry in the sun via evaporation before being hauled off to an offsite facility. APCD Officer Larry Allen said the process is usually very effective, but this year’s wet and rainy weather hampered the drying, leaving the sludge with a higher than usual water content and forcing the plant to mechanically mix the beds to help facilitate the evaporation. “That process itself is what generates the odor,” Allen told members of the APCD’s board of directors at a June 21 meeting “because every time they turn it, a fresh batch of that stink comes out.” The problem generated enough complaints that the APCD has already sent a warning letter to the CSD. Gary Willey, an engineering and compliance officer for the APCD, said the district was very close to taking formal action as a result of the ongoing stench. “If we get more verified complaints, then a nuisance violation will be
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issued, and they will be required to take action.” Willey said. Willey said that the CSD could be forced to make technical and mechanical upgrades to the plant to ensure the sludge was drier before it’s moved to the beds. To try and avoid formal action, the CSD is attempting to empty the concrete drying beds more quickly. “They explained to us that they are trying to dry it out faster, and ship it out wetter,” Willey said. By trying to speed up the process, the CSD hopes to have all the biosolid material out of the drying beds by mid-July. Until then, nearby residents and drivers on Highway 101 will just have to hold their noses while airing out their grievances to their representatives on the APCD board. “Some of you may be hearing from your constituents about this,” Allen told board members at the June 21 meeting. —Chris McGuinness
Morro Bay gets an interim city manager
Currently living out of moving boxes while fresh coats of paint dry in his new Morro Bay home, Martin Lomeli settles in as a Morro Bay resident and the city’s new interim city manager. Lomeli said his goals are to help the city continue with its two biggest projects, the water reclamation facility and the waterfront, and to fi nd its next permanent city manager. “Morro Bay is a very diverse community with difficult projects ahead. The City Council is excellent and so is the staff, but I just want to help bring the cost down of these projects and help move them forward,” he said. Lomeli was city manager for the city of La Verne for 23 years. He retired in 2010 but took interim city manager positions in the cities of Upland, La Puente, and Irwindale in the years following. As interim city manager for Morro Bay, Lomeli will earn $76.92 per hour and is limited to working 960 hours in the next year. He said he and his wife fell in love with the Central Coast, specifically Morro Bay, while they visited their daughter, who attended Cal Poly. After spending a year looking for a home, Lomeli said he can now retire in the area with his wife. “And then this opportunity came up, and I always have an invested interest in contributing into the community so I look forward to helping,” Lomeli said. —Karen Garcia
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SLOPD’s Fourth of July featured a DUI crash and illegal fireworks The SLO Police Department had another busy Fourth of July in 2017. Records show that the department’s officers spent the patriotic holiday responding to complaints of disorderly conduct, alcohol and noise violations, and reports of fireworks. The agency reported at least one major drunk-driving related car crash as well. The crash occurred at 5:28 a.m. July 4 at the intersection of Buchon and High streets. Police said they responded to the scene of the accident and found one vehicle overturned and other vehicles parked on the street damaged. The driver of the overturned vehicle, identified as 25-yearold Peter Anacabe of SLO, was standing near the vehicle. Anacabe was arrested after officers conducted a DUI investigation at the scene. No other individuals were involved or injured in the crash, according to police. According to police logs, the SLO Police Department responded to at least three alcohol-related offenses between July 4 and 5, and were called out to respond to seven party and noise-related complaints during the same time period. Between July 3 and July 5, officers responded to 19 fireworksrelated calls for service; 16 occurred on the Fourth of July. The city’s municipal code prohibits the storage, sale, possession, and use of fireworks within SLO, including the “safe and sane” fireworks allowed in some other cities in SLO County. Violations of that ordinance could result in a fine of up to $1,000 or a year in jail. This year, it appeared that few, if any, fireworks scofflaws in SLO will be paying that fine or doing jail time. SLO’s police logs showed that the police were unable to locate offenders on the majority of the fireworksrelated calls for service. Δ —Chris McGuinness
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n Los Osos, when building isn’t impossible, it’s at least complicated. With a building moratorium in place since 1988 in part due to septic contamination of the groundwater, developers and real estate brokers have to get creative to make projects happen. One strategy is to use the “septic credits” that already exist on properties to build. Demolish an old building, and you can use that historical credit to build a new one. Septic credits can be bought, sold, and even transferred from one parcel to another. At times, that unique real estate landscape, with the complexities involved, can lead to failed projects and contract disputes. The recent partnership between Los Osos real estate broker Jeff Edwards, of J.H. Edwards Company, and a Fresnobased developer, the Los Osos Investment Group, highlights the hazards involved— as demonstrated by a spree of lawsuits between the parties involved, and accusations of fraudulent conduct, negligence, and misrepresentation levied against Edwards by the California Bureau of Real Estate (BRE). The Los Osos Investment Group, which purchased property on Pine Avenue and contracted with Edwards in 2013, is alleging to the BRE that Edwards deceived the group into believing their property contained fewer septic credits than it had— and then, that Edwards falsely sold one of its septic credits to a retired local doctor, according to the allegations documented in a BRE accusation. Edwards, a frequent public speaker at government meetings who recently challenged SLO County’s denial of the Phillips 66 rail spur extension, faces civil allegations of unjust enrichment, fraud, and financial elder abuse in two lawsuits. The California BRE is alleging nine causes for discipline against Edwards and his real estate license, after an investigation spurred by a complaint from the Los Osos Investment Group. The SLO County Sheriff’s Office confirmed that it’s also investigating Edwards. Edwards denies any wrongdoing in the dispute, and says he earned ownership of a septic credit from the investors. He said he’s planning on filing a counter lawsuit. “The majority of the assertions [in the BRE accusation] are simply not factual,” Edwards told New Times.
Credit confusion
In June 2013, the Los Osos Investment Group purchased property at 2150 Pine Ave., a site with several uninhabited, dilapidated homes across the street from Trinity United Methodist Church. Edwards told New Times he’d watched the property deteriorate into an eyesore over the years, and he approached the investors with an idea that he thought would result in better profits and, ultimately, a public use for the Pine Avenue land. “I approached them and suggested they look at a transfer development credit program,” Edwards said, “to pair development credits from this land with other lots [in Los Osos].” He added that eliminating development rights on the Pine
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Avenue land would open up an opportunity for potential community use of the land. In December 2013, Edwards signed a contract with the investment group, to locate “undeveloped lots suitable for construction of … single family home[s],” according to the contract. But how many transferable building (septic) credits did the Pine Avenue property have that could be used to build elsewhere in the Los Osos “prohibition zone”? In 2006, the Central Coast Regional Water Quality Control Board granted approval for 10 septic credits on the Pine Avenue property for a previously proposed housing project, according to a 2006 letter from the water board. The project, led by a different owner, went belly up during the recession. Edwards told the Los Osos Investment Group that he believed he could persuade the water board to approve five more septic credits on the land, for a total of 15 credits, according to both Edwards and the BRE accusation. But Edwards wanted additional compensation from the investors for that work: If Edwards obtained one more credit from the water board, he wanted to buy it from the group for $50,000. If he obtained two or more, he wanted to receive one for free. He estimated the market value of a septic credit at about $150,000, which he explained in a 2014 letter to the investors that he shared with New Times. In a 2014 letter to the water board, which Edwards provided to New Times, he argued for the approval of 15 total septic credits, citing water consumption data on the property from prior years. In a May 2014 reply, the water board confirmed approval for a lower number: 12 total septic credits, two more than it approved in 2006. But trust between the investors and Edwards started to fray. The investment group grew suspicious that the Pine Avenue property contained more credits to begin with than initially believed, according to emails and a
subsequent phase [of the project].” Black alleged to New Times that Edwards was aware of the property’s septic credit history and deceived the investors to “enrich himself.” “There’s no way you could withhold information like that,” Black said. “He knew he could easily get those two credits back.” Black also said that while the investors expressed “verbal” agreement with Edwards’ septic credit compensation terms, when Edwards sent him official contracts to ink the agreement, Black refused to sign them—an allegation repeated in the BRE accusation. Edwards countered that the investors did formerly agree to the compensation terms and acknowledged his ownership of a septic credit on several occasions, including agreeing to loan Edwards $30,000 while using a septic credit owned by Edwards as collateral. Edwards told New Times he had no prior knowledge of Ochylski’s 2006 letter. He also denied other allegations levied by Black and the BRE, including that Edwards had attempted to buy the property prior and that he “re-wrote” Ochylski’s letter. He maintains that he earned the credit by obtaining two extra septic credits from the water board. “The only number of sewer credits that were associated with that property before I got involved was 10,” Edwards told New Times. In August 2014, Edwards sold the disputed septic credit to Frederick Novy, a retired Morro Bay dermatologist, for $153,000 to build a new Los Osos bayfront home, according to the receipt of the sale. According to the BRE, Novy paid for the septic credit in a series of checks: $70,350 in total to Edwards and his spouse and administrative assistant, Julie Tacker— checks Novy alleges in a lawsuit were cashed; $32,650 to the spouse of one of the investors to pay back Edwards’ loan; and $50,000 to the Los Osos Investment Group, a payment Edwards told New Times was
‘The majority of the assertions are simply not factual.’ —Los Osos real estate broker Jeff Edwards
New Times interview with Scott Black, one of the partners with the Los Osos Investment Group. Black said he found a 2006 letter to the water board written by the previous property owner’s attorney, Marshall Ochylski, who’s a current board member on the Los Osos Community Services District. In the letter, Ochylski asked the water board to approve 10 septic credits, but suggested the property held more credits— at least 12 credits—based on the number of prior residents. The developer asked the water board to approve 10 septic credits at the time to “avoid a low income development requirement,” according to the BRE accusation. “We are only requesting the approval of 10 [septic credits] at this time,” wrote Ochylski to the water board in 2006. “Any historical equivalencies over that number would be applied to the
an attempt to resolve the credit dispute. The latter two checks were returned to Novy by the investment group, with a note that it had “no interest in transferring a [septic credit] to Edwards,” according to the BRE accusation. In January, Novy filed a lawsuit against Edwards, alleging breach of contract; deceit and intentional, promissory, concealment, and constructive fraud; and financial elder abuse. According to Novy’s lawsuit, he discovered around June 2015 that “neither Edwards nor Tacker owned ... the credit in question.” Neither Novy nor his attorney could be reached for comment. The Bureau of Real Estate will present the accusations against Edwards at an Aug. 30 administrative hearing in Los Angeles. Δ Contact Staff Writer Peter Johnson at pjohnson@newtimesslo.com.
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evin Ward, an Arroyo Grande resident and ALS patient, holds up a small paper bag from Elite Care Enterprises, a mobile medical marijuana delivery service that operates in the area. Cynthia Gonzalez, owner and operator for Elite Care, snapped the photo of Ward to commemorate a milestone for the company. It marked the very first legal delivery of medicinal cannabis to a patient under Arroyo Grande’s recently passed permitting process for mobile medical marijuana services in the city. “I’m happy that people, not just myself, will finally be able to have legal access to medication that is our right to have,” Ward said. Currently, Elite Care is the only delivery service in SLO County legally permitted to operate in Arroyo Grande under the city’s medical marijuana ordinance, which members of the City Council approved in June 2016. That ordinance banned most commercial medical marijuana land uses, like dispensaries and outdoor cultivation, but allowed personal indoor cultivation, and more importantly for homebound patients like Ward, allowed the city to issue up to three permits for mobile delivery businesses. Just six months prior to that vote, the council voted for a total ban on medical marijuana, including delivery services. Ward became a vocal opponent of the ban and began showing up to City Council meetings to push for changes. “I feel vindicated,” he said. “I went to the city after their draconian measures eliminated all access to medical marijuana for me. They took me seriously, as they should have.” According to city documents obtained by New Times, at least five companies filled out the detailed applications for medical marijuana delivery permits. After vetting the applications and conducting background checks, Arroyo Grande Interim Police Chief Beau Pryor, who has the final say on who is approved for a permit, chose Gonzalez’s company. The department has yet to issue the other
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two permits. At a June 27 City Council meeting, Pryor indicated that it was waiting to see how the initial permit pans out before issuing any others. Speaking to New Times, Gonzalez characterized the application process as reasonable and praised the city, police department, and staff for their work on vetting her application. “It was really a cohesive effort to get this thing done,” Gonzalez said. “It all was very seamless.” With the privilege of being the city’s lone legitimate delivery service comes responsibility, as both the city and the police department will be watching to determine whether to expand its medical marijuana regulations in the future. “We realize that Arroyo Grande is taking a conservative approach. They are expecting us to be good Samaritans and business people,” Gonzalez said. “We are all going to be looked at to uphold the law and be good business leaders in the community.” While the city cautiously dips its toe into the world of medical marijuana, it is already beginning to grapple with how to handle to impact of the state’s voter approved recreational marijuana law, also known as the Adult Use of Marijuana Act or Proposition 64. The council spent several hours hashing out a general plan to develop regulations for recreational marijuana in the city at its June 27 meeting. The city hopes to have rules and regulations in place before many of Proposition 64’s provisions take effect in January 2018. Arroyo Grande’s regulations and restrictions on recreational pot will likely be similar to those they crafted for medical cannabis. The council voted 5-0 to direct staff to begin drafting ordinances that would allow limited personal indoor cultivation but ban outdoor personal cultivation as well as commercial land uses for cultivation, manufacturing, testing, and brick-andmortar dispensaries. “I think it’s prudent to roll this out slowly, see what other communities are
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Tales of murder, intrigue, and scandal— short and sweet at 55 words each
t’s here again, like clockwork. For the last 30 years, around July 4, New Times has brought you reader-submitted short stories for the annual 55 Fiction contest. Death, love, disgust, and fear all make appearances, and 2016-17 even brought out a little politics. This year’s judges included Arts Editor Ryah Cooley and staff writers Chris McGuinness and Peter Johnson, who prodded the stack, refining it until it held the chosen few that we just had to print. Woven in between these short masterpieces of fiction are five pieces of art, inspired by the story of each artist’s choosing. —Camillia Lanham ILLUSTRATION BY JORDAN DUNN
[Untitled] She hated numbers. The clock showing her she was late. The check showing her she was underpaid. The scale showing her she was fat. But the worst was 8/22/13—the date she married Harold. Dana Istre Lompoc Aha Moment He had no doubt it was important. It weighed on him day after day, tugging at him. It would not let go. It was constant and unceasing. But what was this relentless pressure he felt? Then it hit him. Right on the head. And all at once Isaac realized the gravity of the situation. Bob Ingraham Avila Beach ILLUSTRATION BY EVA LIPSON
The Knife He reached for the knife, razor sharp, grasped the leg, and with a deft, practiced motion, sliced the meat straight and deep. Idly, he thought of the coming evening barbecue with friends. Contemplating his work, he studied the tendons, muscle, bone, and blood before him with intellectual curiosity. “Nurse, suction please.” “Yes, of course, Doctor.” Eric Bishop Paso Robles Dinner Table 2017 … so, like, no way yes way … just do it I’m 2 busy right now no U R not don’t tell me what I am. U R not my boss. But I’m your bro though So what? So put down the phone and pass the peas can’t … busy texting ugh … wtf
The Current State of the Chess Set “This chess set is unusual. The pieces are in business suits, hospital gowns, and white coats.” “The Health Care Set. The larger pieces, the suits, are executives, politicians, and accountants. The small pieces, in gowns and white coats, are patients and physicians. They’re the pawns.” “How much is it?” “That depends. Call this 800 number.” Steve Recchia Reno, Nev. 10 • New Times • July 6 - July 13, 2017 • www.newtimesslo.com
Cuong Tran California Men’s Colony
Forever Kisses are just the beginning. Moonlit dreams and smoky harmonies promise eternity. But like so many times before, the dance grows stale and eternity taunts me. Embraces evaporate and hatred begins. Now she hangs in my cellar, along with the others. I visit them when the music is nostalgic and seal forever with another kiss. Joseph Opp Chicago, Ill.
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Utmost Sincerity “He’ll be missed.” “He was always so thoughtful.” “A wonderful man … ” “A great guy … ” “If only God would bring him back.” “Look! There’s a cloud above the coffin!” “Is that God in the cloud?” “I’ve heard your prayers. Dry your tears. I’ll bring him back.” “Wait a minute!” “Hold it!” “Not so fast!” “No! Don’t!” Steve Recchia Reno, Nev.
Perspective He jumped out from a dark alleyway, grabbed me by the lapels, shouting: “Why are you following me?” “I’m not! … I don’t even know you!” “Really? … I was walking about aimlessly. Whenever I looked you were lurking somewhere in the background. … How can you explain that?” “I was following the woman who was following you.” Edwin Vartany Glendale, Calif. Every Year She searches through old boxes stuffed in out-of-the-way places. Treasured memories spill out. She thinks she hears a long sigh, and then a voice … “Is it time for the Renaissance Fair again? Do I have to go?” “Yes,” she answers without turning around. “Yes, you do.” Candice Mueller Atascadero
A Quick Conversation “Why?” Lana said. She tossed platinum tresses from her eyes. “I don’t know,” Lance said, gazing upward. He lit a cigarette. She removed a pearl-handled revolver from her purse. “No!” he cried. Lana pulled the trigger. Lance fell to the bedroom carpet. Blood oozed from his chest. “Why?” he gasped. “You know,” she said. Tom Corona Los Osos
They’re Favored This Time “I’ve booked Dad’s trip with Time Travel Tours. Reservations were tight, because time travel is still so new. The only date available was Thanksgiving.” “Oh, no! He’s cheered for the Detroit Lions every Thanksgiving for decades!” “It’ll be OK. He’ll be in the Roman Coliseum 2,000 years ago. He can still cheer for the lions.” Steve Recchia Reno, Nev.
Eulogy for My Mountain Climbing Hunny “I warned her that it was a dangerous climb in October, even for seasoned climbers. If she hadn’t sprained her ankle, we could’ve beat the snowstorm and made it back down. I testify in this courtroom, before God, she was a good woman, but, it was her fault, and the rest of us were hungry.” Roger Dale Pack Tucson, Ariz.
SWF Take stock! I’m blindfolded, gagged, feet and hands bound and a deadly taste of bile in my mouth. Panic engulfs. Fear festers. What happened? How did things go so wrong? “Tired of the same old lines? Want a real man to sweep you off your feet?” The ad had seemed so dreamy. Doreen Shea New Milford, Conn.
Portents Jim projected a profound sense of doom, of danger. It lingered in the vacuum that was left when he departed. The strength of it filled Kathy with unease, as if an event were about to happen that would stop everything. She looked around and saw the world covered in ashes, with everyone choking for air. Jay P. Botten Minneapolis, Minn.
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Hallucination She shouted: “I heard something from the kitchen! … No, I am not imagining things! Stop saying that! … There is someone in the kitchen! I’m sure! … Don’t argue! Go and check!” The crazy woman was in her bedroom, talking to someone who wasn’t there. I was in the kitchen, thinking about what I should do. Edwin Vartany Glendale, Calif. Why Waste Time? “Thanks to all of you for taking the Paradise Senior Living tour today. If you have any questions … ” “My wife just passed. Could I try one of your apartments tonight?” “We might be able to arrange that.” “My husband left this world last week. Could I share that same apartment tonight?” Steve Recchia Reno, Nev. The Biglier They Are Though obtuse in most matters, the real estate tycoon rose to the top, much like curdled cream. As the collective fog cleared, authorities tried repeatedly to oust the Teflon tyrant. Only a charge of obstruction stuck. “How do you plead?” “Fake judge,” he tweeted. His lawyers avoided trial by arguing diminished capacity. Diane Smith Arroyo Grande
Serial Trimmer She could still remember her old doll, the shiny, blue eyes absentmindedly staring at her. Its hair was cut short in odd, choppy angles, just as hers was now. Dull anger overcame her, but was momentarily interrupted as the next customer (victim?) appeared. “Just a little off the bottom please,” requested the unsuspecting lady. Tina Niebuhr San Luis Obispo 55 FICTION continued page 12
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Anything Helps He comes out with rain. With his sopping hooded sweatshirt. With his dark eyes frowning, glistening. With his cardboard sign, bent, barely legible. “Anything helps.” He approached my car. I stared forward. “Turn green,” I thought. It stayed red. “I don’t have any money,” I thought. I gave him a nervous smile. Anything helps, right? Michael O’Konis Los Angeles There’s No Escaping Love Superman was lying on the summit of the tallest mountain on Earth, exhausted. Still, he couldn’t escape the screams of the countless victims in need of his help. “To hell with them! I need rest. If the world was under attack, I wouldn’t move to save it!” “Wait … Lois is in trouble! Damn it woman!” Roger Dale Pack Tucson, Ariz.
Me I looked around the curio shop. I’d never seen so much strangeness. Creepy statues. Peculiar tools. Disturbing amulets. “Wow,” I said to the man behind the counter. “What’s the single weirdest thing in here?” He grabbed his neck, yanked off his head with a pop, and handed it to me. “Me,” the head said, grinning. James W. Harris Rydal, Ga.
Last Summer We Had a Bag Lady “You leave Garbage Grandma alone,” we were told when she dug through the neighborhood trash cans. Our moms canceled the Salvation Army trucks. The day she died, we snuck into her rundown shack, finding photos, toys, and trophies our parents had tossed. And the sign: “Welcome, My Family.” A cop said her name was Evelyn. Kim Favors Santa Barbara Graciapapi He was walking down the line toward me and said something to the chef in passing. He winced when chef yelled down the line, “Speak fucking English Flores, I can’t fucking understand you.” “Why you take that shit from him?” I asked. He gave me a sad, wry smile. “I got six kids, bro.” Matt Foote San Luis Obispo
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Strokes&Plugs PHOTO COURTSEY OF PROJECT SURF CAMP
COMMUNITY Children with special needs can enjoy the Morro Bay waters with the help of Project Surf Camp.
BY KAREN GARCIA
Making waves A t 9 a.m., campers come together at Coleman Park on the Embarcadero in Morro Bay to be sized for a wetsuit. Once each camper is matched with the perfectly fitting suit, the group makes their way to Morro Rock Beach alongside instructors and volunteers. After some instruction and tips on how to feel comfortable being on a surfboard within the water, campers are ready to take the waves in stride. The thing that makes these campers unique is that they wouldn’t be able to attend just any old surf camp. “There’s a team of us that work with the campers and try to make sure they have a fantastic time in the water,” said John Taylor, the founder of Project Surf Camp. Taylor, a local surfer and a special education teacher, realized that there were surf camps for kids but none that children with special needs could enjoy. He became friends with the owners of the then Morro Bay Surf Company, which eventually closed its doors in the early 2000s. But before the company closed, Taylor formed Project Surf Camp in 2007 with the help of the surf company. The mission of the camp is to help foster independence and social skills for the campers while providing a safe environment. Celebrating its 10th year of ensuring that children with special needs enjoy the tumbling waters of Morro Bay comes with another special marker. The city of Morro Bay formalized its relationship with Project Surf Camp, but not before emotional testimony from parents and 27 letters of public comment commending the work of the camp. Parents shared stories of their kids being able to enjoy getting into the ocean, a concept many believed would never happen. “Parents are sitting on the beach and balling their eyes out because they can’t believe their kids are out there,” Taylor said. The council unanimously voted to enter into a partnership agreement with Project Surf Camp, meaning the city will continue to waive park and open space fees for the camp.
“One of the key factors of forming a formal partnership with Morro Bay is that it really secures the longevity of the camp,” Taylor said. Many parents talked about the patience and knowledge that Taylor and his team of volunteers and instructors has for their campers. “It’s really something that I think for all of us just really refills our cup, and it’s super exciting and fun,” Taylor said. For parents who are hesitant to bring their child to the camp, Taylor’s advice is to chat with other parents. “We don’t advertise, and we’re mostly word of mouth, so chances are you’ll hear honest reviews and testimonials from other parents of past and current campers,” he said. After a couple of hours in the water combined with happy parents and happy campers, it’s time for a meal—hot dogs and pizza. “This isn’t something that I’ll be able to do forever, but I don’t ever want it to stop; I would only love to see it grow,” Taylor said.
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• On June 27, the city of San Luis Obispo celebrated the grand opening of 860 on the Wye, the first permanent affordable housing for veterans in San Luis Obispo County. The project sponsored by the Housing Authority of San Luis Obispo (HASLO) is fully occupied, featuring 20 residential apartments with job and education amenities. Veterans will be supported through HASLO staff, the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs, and many other services. • The Foundation for Performing Arts Center was awarded $16,200 by the California Arts Council. The grant will go toward the foundation’s 2017-18 School Matinee Program. The program will bring more than 10,000 local children to free performances at the Performing Arts Center in SLO next season. Δ Staff Writer Karen Garcia wrote this week’s Strokes & Plugs. Send tips to strokes@newtimesslo.com.
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Of folly and Fonzi Correcting the disingenuous arguments of climate change deniers is always a worthwhile task
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fter New Times conservative columnist Al Fonzi unloaded on global climate change and the Paris Accord (“Hypocricy and climate hysteria,” June 8), his New Times sparring partner, Michael Latner, noted that he would decline the pleas of readers to refute Mr. Fonzi’s arguments. Latner opined that studies have shown that “additional facts will not cure Mr. Fonzi of his delusions,” (“The struggle continues,” June 15). Welcome, frustrated New Times readers! What Mr. Latner won’t do, I will. Here’s why: I don’t doubt that studies have shown what Latner says they have shown, but when Fonzi, Latner, and I set fingers to keyboards, we are engaged in the same enterprise: adducing arguments in support of our positions in order to persuade as many people as possible. Persuading Mr. Fonzi is not the point. If, as Mr. Latner has it, his co-pundit is making delusional claims, bristling with scientific citations, and the names of official arbiters of fact, that’s a problem. Statistically, there have to be some folks out there who read Mr. Fonzi’s intimations that the International Panel on Climate Change now says that climate change is no big deal, and gratefully latch on to such claims. Doubt is sown. Inertia is assured. Mission accomplished. As has been pointed out elsewhere, fully 90 percent of Fonzi’s piece is genuinely not worth responding to, as it consisted
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of rapping the knuckles of rich people who, while arguing that climate change is real and a threat, live in big houses and avail themselves of current modes of transportation to get where they need to go. Other than that, Fonzi claims: Media scream, “Rising sea levels will flood our cities,” but the data says sea level rise has been roughly consistent at about one-eighth of an inch per year, according to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Association. Here’s what else NOAA says: “Global sea level has been rising over the past century, and the rate has increased in recent decades. In 2014, global sea level was 2.6 inches above the 1993 average—the highest annual average in the satellite record (1993-present) sea levels will likely rise for many centuries at rates higher than that of the current century. … Higher sea levels mean that deadly and destructive storm surges push farther inland than they once did, which also means more frequent nuisance flooding … estimated to be from 300 percent to 900 percent more frequent within U.S. coastal communities than it was just 50 years ago … . In urban settings, rising seas threaten infrastructure necessary for local jobs and regional industries. Roads, bridges, subways, water supplies, oil and gas wells, power plants, sewage treatment plants, landfills— virtually all human infrastructure—is at risk from sea level rise.” In other words: Yes, Mr. Fonzi, rising
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sea levels will flood our cities. Fonzi claims: We’re told the polar ice caps are melting, but according to the National Snow and Ice Data Center, the East Antarctic ice sheet (two-thirds of the continent) is showing no discernable trend and the Western ice sheet and peninsula are losing mass. Admitting that a large chunk of Antarctica is melting would not seem to be a great argument in support of Fonzi’s nothing-to-see-here position. But neither is the argument that the rest of the Antarctic is just fine. Jay Zwally, lead author of that study, told Nature: “I know some of the climate deniers will jump on
estimation methods but independent data from multiple measurement techniques all show the same thing, Antarctica is losing land ice as a whole, and these losses are accelerating quickly.” Fonzi claims: … the data shows “little trend in the frequency” of strong-to-violent tornadoes, no trend in the frequency of tropical cyclones, frequency of hurricanes, or accumulated cyclone energy. Per “Will Hurricanes Change as the World Warms?” accessible at NOAA’s climate.gov site, the apparent increasing number and frequency of such extreme weather events is probably due to our improving ability to find and measure them, but “that’s not to say that tropical cyclones have not changed due to human influences, nor that any changes in future tropical cyclones will not be attributable to our warming climate.” And beyond that, Mr. Fonzi appears to have played fast and loose with the findings of the researchers at the International
But it is never folly to counter their bad stats and false arguments, because their clear goal is to persuade anyone who might be persuadable that nothing of consequence is occurring ... . this, and say this means we don’t have to worry as much as some people have been making out. It should not take away from the concern about climate warming.” Per skepticalscience.com, data shows that “the East Antarctic Ice Sheet is growing slightly over this period [1992-2011] but not enough to offset the other losses. There are of course uncertainties in the
Workshop on Tropical Cyclones, who published their findings in Nature Geoscience in 2010. Per climate.gov: “Models project there will be an increase in hurricane intensities as the climate warms over the course of this century. Though there will likely be fewer COMMENTARY continued page 16
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Atlantic hurricanes overall, wind speeds for the ones that do form will be about 4 percent stronger for every 1 degree Celsius increase in sea surface temperature.” Fonzi claims: The International Panel on Climate Change has also reduced by half the projected increase in global temperatures. Mr. Fonzi pulled this one from the Fifth Assessment Report of the IPCC: “The rate of warming of the observed global mean surface temperature over the period from 1998 to 2012 is estimated to be around one-third to one-half of the trend over the period from 1951 to 2012.” But: “Even with this reduction in surface warming trend, the climate system has very likely continued to accumulate heat since 1998 and sea level has continued to rise.” And the IPCC hasn’t felt a need to revise the conclusion of its Fifth Assessment Report: “Anthropogenic greenhouse gas emissions have increased since the preindustrial era driven largely by economic and population growth. From 2000 to 2010 emissions were the highest in history. Historical emissions have driven atmospheric concentrations of carbon dioxide, methane and nitrous oxide to levels that are unprecedented in at least the last 800,000 years, leading to an uptake of energy by the climate system.” With the current administration slashing science funding and ordering government websites to scrub words like “climate change” and “Paris accord,” climate deniers and doubters are feeling their Cheerios. Now is
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not the time to dismiss them with a wave of the hand. Yes, it is folly to attempt to persuade Mr. Fonzi and his hard-core ideological fellow travelers of anything they don’t want to believe. But it is never folly to counter their bad stats and false arguments, because their clear goal is to persuade anyone who might be persuadable that nothing of consequence is occurring, there is no cause for concern, and nothing needs be done about climate change. Their whole purpose, a la Hamlet, is to ensure that the native hue of resolution is sicklied o’er, and enterprises of great pith and moment with this regard their currents turn awry, and lose the name of action. Δ Andrew Christie fights for the environment as the director of the Santa Lucia Chapter of the Sierra Club. Send comments through clanham@newtimesslo.com.
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Dear Leonard ‘Idealism to a fault isn’t good for us’ Carpenter:
After FDR’s relentless acidic ridicule of Republicans and aggressive progressive policies were so successful that they knocked the GOP out of control of Congress for 40 years and Dwight Eisenhower had to run as a progressive just to get elected, we abandoned that course and began following Clinton and the “New Democrats,” who thought we should join Republicans in deregulating everything and conquering the planet in the name of Exxon. Let’s review what has happened since: The middle class has shrunken steadily for 30 years, while the wealthy have taken more and more and more—to the extent that they’ve actually taken our democracy now. We were lied into a war that murdered, maimed, or permanently displaced 5 million people and has resulted in endless chaos and loss. The entire global economy almost collapsed due to bipartisan bank and Wall Street deregulation. The planet is dying. Democrats have lost both houses of Congress, the Supreme Court, a thousand seats across the land, and Donald J. Trump is president. If your answer to that is “stay the course! A thousand points of light!” you are the problem. You chose two things to specifically attack: Public financing and single-payer health care. The former is the one thing that could fix this corruption; the latter is a politically popular way to cover everyone’s health care for much less money. Leonard, please quit. You’re terrible at policy and worse at politics. Sean R. Shealy San Luis Obispo
Shocking statistic about LGBTQ youth
I am writing regarding the shocking statistic in the June 29 New Times (advertisement on page 3) about LGBTQplus young people in San Luis Obispo County: 48 percent of them have seriously considered suicide! Just before the end of the school year, we ended up protesting the heinous suggestion by SLO High School teacher Michael Stack that the Bible is 100 percent accurate that these people are “deserving of death.” The school came up with a 10-point list of areas to address, but we need to do more! These young people are our future, and they need to know they are valued members of our society, no matter what they might see on the news, hear from teachers, or see on social media. The Central Coast Coalition for Inclusive Schools is already working on this, but we need to be sure we’re making a difference everywhere by encouraging all our young people to be accepting of themselves and others. Michelle Call San Luis Obispo
A clown leads the U.S. circus
Bob Cuddy’s opinion piece, “The T-word,” (June 29) was brilliant. Recently, I saw a bumper sticker that said, “Elect a clown, you get a circus.”
Hopefully, we will wake up to the real danger and damage these clowns and their ringmaster are inflicting upon us. Also, a big hooray to the Shredder for his spot-on analysis of a summer without the Poly “wrecking crew.” Good riddance to bad rubbish and their frat boy machines, at least, for a few months. I will take the tourists any day! Victoria Grostick San Luis Obispo
The 48 percent
It is difficult for me to conceive of 48 percent of all LGBTQ San Luis Obispo County middle school and high school students having seriously considering suicide at some point this year (compared to 14 percent of their heterosexual peers). Thank you to Central Coast Coalition for Inclusive Schools for bringing this to our community’s attention through the fullpage ad on page 3 of your Pride edition (June 29). Let’s all figure out how we can join county Behavioral Health and CCC4IS in addressing this crisis, because “pride is not always a party for SLO County LGBTQ youth.” Ellen O. Sturtz Los Osos
The Tribune and Tom Fulks
What is it about this pairing? Since the Trib’s decision some months ago to “balance” conservative and liberal commentary between Andrea Seastrand and Tom Fulks, the Trib seems to have clearly favored the Pavlovian blather of the latter. The contrast between Seastrand’s measured, calmly stated conservative views and Fulks’ unvarnished, flamethrowing “hate speak” couldn’t be more glaring. Can’t the Trib find a liberal writer who can make his or her points with just a little less venom? His latest diatribe wherein he maligned every community in our county is a classic case in point. How do his two supporters on the Board of Supervisors feel about his open trashing of the very communities they purport to represent? Better yet, how do the voters of those towns tolerate their elected representatives associating with him? Maybe “nasty” sells newspapers. Perhaps the Trib enjoys that. But Fulks’ screaming vengeance against those he reviles doesn’t do much to further the type of civil discourse we truly need in today’s world. So with its apparently declining readership, why does the Trib persist in hanging onto Fulks’ negativity while coddling his extremism? It must indeed be the last gasp of both of them to prove to themselves that “nasty sells”! Tom, if you truly hate the Central Coast as much as it appears you do, it’s high time for you to realize that you have outlived your usefulness here. If there is really “something rotten in Happy Town,” you need only look in the mirror to find it. T. Keith Gurnee San Luis Obispo
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or the better part of 70 years, the courts, the media, educational institutions, and popular culture has steadfastly attempted to remove public pronouncements and displays of faith to the closet; at best, they insist that it be kept to oneself in the privacy of your home—like smoking. That was not always the case. In fact, faith, especially the Christian faith, has been the centerpiece of American culture and politics since long before the American Revolution, in which Christians and Christian clergy played a major role. The Judeo-Christian traditions that brought the Pilgrims to America while fleeing religious persecution from Britain’s King James formed the foundations of the American Republic. The Mayflower Compact, written to govern the Pilgrims as they approached the shores of the American continent, was drawn from principles laid down by men who had a deep understanding of the Bible and lived it in their daily lives. From that document, strong traditions of self-government developed among the colonists, and by the time King George III ruled England, colonial leaders were chafing at the king’s refusal to acknowledge their basic rights as
Englishmen and at his arbitrary rulings. Faith governed the daily lives of most colonists and the center of village life was most often the local church and its clergy who assumed major leadership roles in local affairs. When the king interfered with the lives of local villagers, enforcing his edicts through appointees with no feeling for colonial tradition, resentment turned from friction to outright resistance. Further aggravating the conflict was the king’s insistence that the colonists had no rights other than those he granted, a concept at complete odds with people who had governed themselves for 150 years, with little help from the crown and considering themselves the equal of any native-born Englishman. The king and his parliament saw the Americans as little more than serfs obliged to serve the interests of the crown. Matters of faith created significant sources of conflict, for instance the king prohibited the printing of Englishlanguage Bibles in the colonies and overturned colonial policies affecting issues of morality by royal decree, such as slavery in the colonies. The issue of slavery was a major issue among a majority of the colonies; they wanted to abolish the slave trade. The
colony of Pennsylvania actually abolished both the trade and the institution of slavery via their colonial legislature in 1774, two years before the adoption of the Declaration of Independence. King George overruled them, reinstating slavery as vital to the economic interests of the crown. During the “Age of Exploration,” the British Empire enslaved indigenous peoples and participated in the African slave trade to supply labor in their West Indian sugar-cane plantations, a mainstay of British international trade. The British Empire supported slavery, therefore the American colonies would be forced to continue the practice regardless of colonial objections on religious grounds. When Thomas Jefferson authored the Declaration of Independence, his first draft presented to the Continental Congress abolished the slave trade. Strong objections from delegations from South Carolina and Georgia forced this provision’s removal and a weaker reference placed within, setting up the new nation for two centuries of conflict. The Congress faced the British Empire, a military and economic superpower; there would be dire consequences for failure. Colonial unity was essential to achieve independence; the issue of slavery would have to wait for other generations to resolve. But wasn’t the real issue among the colonists “taxation without representation”? At least, that’s what we’ve been taught in school since the 1920s when the “economic theory of history” was adopted by revisionist historians, excluding 135 years of education history
that included the deep religious factors of the American Revolution. Among the 27 issues listed in the Declaration of Independence for separation from Britain, “taxation without representation” was number 17. Before that were listed first and foremost, abuses of representative, military and judicial powers, issues of immigration and forced quartering of troops in private homes. The king had imported foreign mercenaries to suppress colonial protests: This and outrages against colonial women were at the top of colonial grievances. Crimes of murder and rape against colonists went unpunished as occupying troops were sheltered from colonial justice by British commanders. During the Revolutionary War, American clergy played a major role, with pastor Peter Muhlenberg of Woodstock, Va., being a prime example. On Jan. 21, 1776, after completing his sermon, Muhlenberg removed his clerical vestments, revealing the uniform of an officer in the Continental Army. He ordered drums to call recruits to the colors; 300 men of his congregation joined the revolution that day. British Gen. Gage, at the close of the war referred to Gen. Washington’s secret weapon, the “Black Robed Regiment” of American clergymen who played a major leadership role in the American fight for liberty. It wasn’t just about taxes. Δ Al Fonzi is an Army lieutenant colonel of military intelligence who had a 35-year military career. Send comments through the editor at clanham@newtimesslo.com.
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ack when I was just a reckless teenage office machine, I learned the Declaration of Independence and other founding documents were written on hemp paper, and being an experimental teen, I immediately thought how rad it would be to roll up a big blunt and smoke the Declaration of Independence. So rad! Of course, the hemp paper thing is a myth, and hemp doesn’t even get you high. Teen logic, amirite? It makes me feel a little better knowing that Betsy Ross sewed the first U.S. flag from hemp fibers, so there’s that. All this comes to mind because the United States of America just turned 241 years old, and we celebrated our secession from Great Britain by saluting our Chinese-made flags, eating processed meat-like products, and drinking shitty beer made from GMO corn. Some of us in California also smoked legal weed. We’re the land of the free, after all! Of course, not everyone agrees with our freedoms, and I’m not talking about ISIS, Russia, and North Korea. I’m talking about actual California municipalities that are having a hard time accepting that marijuana is now legal for recreational use. State law from voter-approved Proposition 64 takes effect in January 2018, so cities such as Arroyo Grande are racing to create their own laws that will limit residents’ legal right to smoke doobies, eat pizzas, and watch Golden Girls marathons.
Don’t tread on me, Arroyo Grande! Originally, AG didn’t allow legitimate medical marijuana patients any legal way to obtain their medicine, forbidding brick-and-mortar as well as mobile dispensaries. That meant patients had to either leave the area to fill their prescriptions or get weed the old fashioned way, on the black market. Well, newly enlightened AG has finally allowed a mobile dispensary to deliver to city marijuana patients! God bless America! Let freedom ring! So far Cynthia Gonzalez, owner and operator for Elite Care Enterprises, has been awarded the only license to operate, but AG says it could issue two more. Oh my! Three whole licenses? So progressive! But riddle me this, jokers: What about capitalism, competition, and the will of the people? Think about it. Why should Arroyo Grande Interim Police Chief Beau Pryor have the final say on who is approved for a permit? What right does the city have to limit competition? If Rite-Aid wants to set up shop across from CVS, does the city get to say, “No way, man. We already have too many pharmacies?” Isn’t the whole idea of capitalism to allow markets to set prices and decide who survives based on business acumen and efficiency? Now the City Council has begun to discuss how they’ll handle recreational cannabis, and early indications suggest
they’re going to handle it a lot like medical, meaning limited personal indoor cultivation, no outdoor personal or commercial cultivation, and no brick-and-mortar dispensaries. On top of that, they’re sticking to the three licenses idea for—get this!—both medical and recreational! How is it that a city police chief gets to arbitrarily decide who gets to do business and who doesn’t? More importantly, how do they plan to enforce this nonsense? At least one AG councilmember, Tim Brown, found the pretense of issuing licenses laughable. “There were close to 30 or 40 that were already delivering to our town, so the whole thing was kind of silly,” Brown said. “I really question, in terms of staff time and effort and energy, whether we should be limiting three delivery services when we know that doesn’t happen now. It’s a complete farce. Whether I like it or not, that’s the reality.” Like Jurassic Park’s “life,” “capitalism” finds a way! That’s what a black market is all about! If you’re not going to let people do business legally, they’ll do it illegally. And isn’t legal better? Check out Flavor writer Hayley Thomas Cain’s story, “Dank dinner served!” on page 46, about a weed wedding, which hints at weed’s future. As Le Festin Events owner Korinna Peterson said of the cannabis-centric nuptials, “Most of the people here are hoping that 2017 is the time when
cannabis is looked upon as nonchalantly as a drink at a bar. I’m hoping it can be fully integrated soon, safely, legally, and happily.” To rephrase New Hampshire’s state motto, “Live free and high!” Speaking of freedom of choice, the Cayucos Elementary School District is trying to figure out what to do about their lack of a high school: 1) do nothing and send high schoolers to Cambria’s Coast Union High or allow parents to request paperwork to send their kids to Morro Bay High; 2) build their own high school; or 3) dissolve their district and join the San Luis Coastal Unified School District, effectively sending kids to Morro Bay High. Cayucos allowed board member Ron Wilson to create a “fact” sheet to help parents decide, except he forgot to check his facts or even get input from San Luis Coastal or Coast Unified. According to San Luis Coastal Assistant Superintendent Ryan Pinkerton and Coast Union Superintendent Victoria Schumacher, Wilson didn’t consult with them or even the state’s education website, which calls his “facts” into dispute. Community response letters claim Wilson’s document is full of “personal opinions” and is “not accurate.” Thank goodness for freedom of speech. Let’s hope Ron’s kids weren’t homeschooled. Δ The Shredder loves freedom so much it wants to marry it. Send ideas and comments to shredder@newtimesslo.com.
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PRESENTATION AND BOOK-SIGNING Release Your Pain, Expand Your Life! by Kathleen Granzay. July 16, 2-4 p.m. 805-772-2880. coalescebookstore.com. Coalesce Bookstore, 845 Main St., Morro Bay. N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y
CANNABIS IN YOUR COMMUNITY Open minded, collaborative discussion, strengthening our community by coming together with one common goal; “Cultivating relationships, ideas and solutions” for those in need and those who can provide quality, tested cannabis products to the regulated marketplace. July 12, 10:30 a.m.-1 p.m. $40.00. 805-712-5963. sloccbacannaforumcarltonatascadero.eventbrite. com. The Carlton Hotel, 6005 El Camino Real, Atascadero.
CHEESE MAKING 101 This intimate farmstead cheese workshop includes a cheese making demo, lesson, farm tour, and delicious brunch, as well as a complete kit of ingredients to make your own at home! Tickets available at ww.FARMstead.com. July 9, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. 805-226-2081. farmsteaded.com. Alcea Rosea Farm, 575 Hollyhock Ln., Templeton. MANAGING YOUR ENERGETICS Wendy McKenna will guide participants through the fundamentals of energetics as they learn how to manage the physics of their bodies and their lives. Comfortable clothing is suggested and advanced registration is required. July 8, 4-8 p.m. $40 donation to Lightshare secures your spot in class.. 805-305-7595. lightshare.us. Lightshare Center, 22701 El Camino Real, Santa Margarita.
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CENTRAL COAST PRIDE DRAG SHOW Hosted by SLO’s beloved Tommi Rose, with a new cast and new numbers for San Luis Obispo’s 21st annual Pride celebration. The Playgirls feature four stars from RuPaul’s Drag Race. This year’s show is sure to delight audiences. July 7, 6:30-8 & 8:30-10 p.m. 805-541-4252. slopride.com. SLO Guild Hall, 2880 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. CENTRAL COAST RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL Enjoy over 500 costumed entertainers, four stages of entertainment, wine, ale, delicious food and unique shopping for this two-day festival. Sunday is “Be A Pirate Day.” July 15, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. and July 16, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. $15-$25. 550-9177. ccrenfaire. com/. Laguna Lake Park, 504 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo.
CIRCUS VARGAS PRESENTS STEAM CIRQUE Circus Vargas embarks on a brand new epic adventure under the big top. Goggles, gears, and gadgets set the stage for this retro-futuristic production. Through July 10, 4:30 & 7:30 p.m. $12-$72. (877) 468-3861. circusvargas.com. Madonna Inn Expo Center, 100 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo.
CONTRA DANCE SATURDAY Come dance to local band Calamity House and caller Jean Gorrindo. No partner needed. Contra clinic with free pizza at 5 p.m.; lesson at 6:30 p.m.; dance from 7-10 p.m. July 8, 5-10 p.m. $10 for adults, CCCDS members and students with ID $5, age 16 and under enter for free. cccds.org. Odd Fellows Hall, 520 Dana St., San Luis Obispo, 805 544-0876. PRIDE IN THE PLAZA Located in San Luis Obispo’s historic Mission Plaza, Pride in the Plaza is the highlight of
THORN SIDE THRONE SIDE BOOK LAUNCH PARTY Come meet the author, pick up your copy, and have it autographed. Free gifts, music, refreshments. July 16, 2-4 p.m. Free. 805-610-3118. Paso Robles City Park Gazebo, Spring and 12th Streets, Paso Robles. S A N LU IS O B IS P O
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SLO SURFRIDER SPECIAL CHAPTER MEETING The SLO Surfrider Chapter is holding a special meeting, focusing on the Blue Water Task Force. Niel Dilworth, chairperson, along with Liberty Amundson, County Environmental Health Specialist, will give a short presentation of the local efforts to monitor water throughout the county including area beaches. July 11, 6-8 p.m. free. slo.surfrider.org. Novo Restaurant & Lounge, 726 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, (805) 543-3986.
STRONGER TOGETHER PRIDE PARTY Produced by local organizers, SLO Queerdos, this year’s Pride Party may be the biggest ever. Host and emcee, Grace Towers, joins us from San Francisco. It’s DJs, dancing and surprise entertainment all night long. Proceeds benefit SLO Pride. July 8, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 805-541-4252. SLO Brew, 736 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, slobrew.com. S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y
8TH ANNUAL MAD BOMBERZ CAR SHOW The car show will feature all years, makes and models of cars, trucks and bikes, music, vendors and more. July 9, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. $3 park entry fee. Nipomo Regional Park, 255 Pomeroy Road, Nipomo.
MASTERS OF THE NIGHT: CAMPFIRE SHOW Bring the family, take a moonlit hike, and learn all about the owls in the park. Please wear sturdy shoes, bring water and flashlight, and meet at the Wittenberg Arm Kiosk. Rain cancels event. July 9, 8:30-9:30 p.m. Park day use fee $10 per vehicle. 805.788.2381. Lopez Lake, 6800 Lopez Dr., Arroyo Grande.
THE SUNDAY MARKET AT MANROCK BREWING Don’t miss this intimate market where you can browse the offerings of several companies, while enjoying exceptional craft beers and artisan foods. July 9, 2-6 p.m. Free. ManRock Brewing Company, 1750 El Camino Real, Grover Beach, (805) 270-3089.
TRACKS AND SCATS: GUIDED HIKE Join us on this Ranger guided hike. Wear sturdy shoes and bring water. Meet at the registration office. Rain cancels event. July 12, 10-11 a.m. Park day use fee $10 per vehicle. 805.788.2381. Lopez Lake, 6800 Lopez Dr., Arroyo Grande. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S
AKTION CLUB This community-service group for adults 18 years and up who live with a disability will hold a dance. July 7, 6-8 p.m. (805) 925-0951, Ext. 2353. cityofsantamaria.org/register. Minami Community Center, 600 W. Enos Drive, Santa Maria. POETRY NIGHT Come enjoy an evening of poetry featuring readings from others or works of your own. First Friday of every month, 6 p.m. Free. 3142368. Broadway Books, 906 S Broadway Suite B, Santa Maria. RUMMAGE SALE Rummage sale to benefit Santa Maria First United Methodist Church. July 10, 8 a.m.2 p.m. Minerva Club, 127 W. Boone, Santa Maria, 925-3203, minervaclubofsantamaria.webs.com. STATE OF THE CITY Santa Maria’s mayor and city manager discuss the state of Santa Maria and what is in store for the city. July 12, 7-9 a.m. 925-2403, Ext. 816. Radisson Hotel, 3455 Airpark Dr, Santa Maria.
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sign up. $6 per adult/$3 per child. 16 seat limit. Meet at the Marina launch ramp docks. July 15, 9:15-11:15 a.m. Park day use fee $10 per vehicle. 805.788.2381. Lopez Lake, 6800 Lopez Dr., Arroyo Grande.
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SPECIAL EVENTS from page 20 auctions, and a non-profit fair. July 16, 1-4 p.m. 5$. ststephensslo.org/150th. St. Stephen’s Episcopal Church, 1344 Nipomo at Pismo St., San Luis Obispo, 543-7212.
PRIDE AFTER DARK Wine and appetizers accompanied by a silent art auction. Join the Gay and Lesbian Alliance of the Central Coast and celebrate 21 years of Central Coast Pride by participating in a series of events that celebrate the diversity of the Central Coast. July 7, 6 p.m. GALA Center Gallery, 1060 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.
TOUR DE SRAM - A BENEFIT FOR WORLD BICYCLE RELIEF A unique opportunity to tour the component manufacturer’s local facility and get an inside look while supporting WBR. BBQ tri tip skewers, with delicious sides as well as Lagunitas beer and silent auction. For more info please see website. July 15 $20 - $147. 805-548-8030. fundraise.worldbicyclerelief.org/slotourdesram. SRAM, 4720 Allene Way, San Luis Obispo.
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as it works for you. Wednesdays, 10:30 a.m.3 p.m. through Sept. 13 Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.
JOAN FEE - HOW TO MAKE SUCCULENT WREATHS Preregistration required. July 16, 10 a.m.-noon $70. 805-286-5993. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.
JOAN FEE - MOSAIC FUN TIME Choose your project: stepping stones, wine glass, and more. Preregistration required. July 9, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. $35 - $70. 805-286-5993. artcentermorrobay.org/. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.
MAKE A SUCCULENT WREATH Learn to create with succulents and take home a beautiful wreath. Preregistration required. July 16, 10 a.m.-noon $70. 805-284-5993. CreativeMeTime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. ZEN DOODLE ADULT COLORING BOOK GROUP Drop in adult coloring book club open to the public. Fridays, 10-11:30 a.m. through Sept. 15 FREE. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y
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CREATIVITY GROUP Bring your art work, in any medium, and join others. Come and go
BALLOON TWISTING WORKSHOP For kids and adults ages 8 and up. Participants will make swords, dogs, hats, flowers, turtles, and more. Register online. July 7, 9-11 a.m. $27 + $8 material fee. PRCity.com/Recreationonline. Centennial Park, 600 Nickerson Dr., Paso Robles. PHOTO COURTESY OF HAYLEY THOMAS CAIN
CREATING WITH CORKS You provide the corks and Joan provides everything else to make a beautiful cork covered planter. Once the planter is finished, you plant it using a variety of succulents Joan provides. Planter measured 8 inches. Preregistration required. July 11, 6-8 p.m. 805-2865993. CreativeMeTime.com. Centennial Park, 600 Nickerson Dr., Paso Robles. S A N LU IS O B IS P O
ADULT POTTERY CLASS Weekly classes in slab construction, wheel throwing, and sculpture. Beginners welcome. Through Aug. 2, 10:30 a.m.noon & 6-8 p.m. $30 per class. 896-6197. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo, anamcre.com.
BEGINNING CERAMICS This class teaches the basics of ceramics. Each class has a different focus, including hand-building, wheel throwing, and surface decoration/glaze application. Second Monday of every month, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. 40. 805242-1285. slomakerspace.com/store/beginningceramics/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.
INTRO TO 3D PRINTING Learn how to use the 3D Printers and software. Once certified, and if Basic Safety has been passed, users can utilize the 3D printers with their own filament or pay for the filament onsite through membership, or free weekly SLO County Library Hours. Wednesdays, 7-8 p.m. $50. 242-1285. slomakerspace.com/3dprinting/#class. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo. INTRO TO LASER CUTTER & ENGRAVER Learn how to use a 100 watt laser cutter and engraver. Users who are certified, and have passed Basic Safety, can use it on their own through membership, or through free SLO County Library Hours for and $0.50/min. cutting time. Mondays, 7-10 p.m. $50. 2421285. slomakerspace.com/laser-cutting-andengraving/#class. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.
INTRO TO MIG WELDING Learn how to use the welder and welding station. Certified students who have passed Basic Safety can use the welding area through membership or during Free SLO County Library cardholder hours. Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m. $50. 242-1285. slomakerspace.com/store/intro-to-mig-weldingclass/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.
JEWELRY AND ENAMELING CLASSES July 8, 9 a.m.-noon $45 and up, plus materials. 704-6859. sayvacreativegallery.com. Sayva Creative Studio and Gallery, 65 Landing Passage, Avila Beach. MAKE A SUCCULENT WREATH Everything is provided to complete a beautiful, lush wreath including use of tools, wreath form, and beautiful, locally grown succulents - and your first glass of wine! July 16, 3-5 p.m. $70. 805-286-5993. CreativeMeTime.com. The Station Art Bar, 311 Higuera St, San Luis Obispo. PAINT YOUR OWN POTTERY Choose from a
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Punk trio Hayley and the Crushers is throwing a Summer Crush Pool Party at Sally Loo’s in San Luis Obispo, July 9 from 6 to 9 p.m. This free event features a life-size poolscape by local artist Neal Breton, summer snacks by Sally Loo’s, prizes awarded for best Beach Bunny and Beach Goth, and DJ Mano Gil will open the show. For more info, visit hayleyandthecrushers.com.
selection of already made pottery to come in and glaze. Tuesdays-Fridays. Through Aug. 19 $10 plus the item fee. 896-6197. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo.
WOODTURNING Basic Safety, Spindle, Bowl Turning I, Bowl Turning II and Advanced class. Saturdays, Sundays, 10 a.m.-noon 50. 805-2421285. slomakerspace.com/woodturning/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.
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TEEN CRAFT: BEAUTIFUL PAPER CRAFTING WITH RUBBER STAMPS Teens can learn techniques to create beautiful greeting cards using rubber stamps and paper crafting tools in this fun, free craft with instructor Dr. Suzy McBride. Ages 10-17 July 15, 2 p.m. 805-473-7163. slolibrary. org. Arroyo Grande Library, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande.
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LIVE ÄRT/ AUCTION Original work by five local artists go to auction. Preview night is July 14, 6-8 p.m. Minimum bids $25 to $100. July 15, 2 p.m. $25-$100. 805-466-3684. liveartauction.weebly. com. ärt/, 5806 Traffic Way, Atascadero. S A N LU IS O B IS P O
JULIA MORGAN BUILDING TOUR Open weekly, excluding holidays, or by private appointment. Member docents will guide you through this historic building and grounds. Mondays, 2-5 p.m. through Aug. 25 Free. 805-541-0594. themondayclub.com. The Monday Club, 1815 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo.
RAILROADS AND ART The San Luis Obispo Railroad Museum joins Art After Dark July 7th with railroad themed art in painting, photography and video. Free museum admission, model railroad display and refreshments. In the SLO Railroad Historic District--Free Parking! July 7, 6-9 p.m. FREE. 805-548-1894. slorrm.com/170707.html. San Luis Obispo Railroad Museum, 1940 Santa Barbara Ave, San Luis Obispo.
SAVE OUR SCIENCE SLO LAB COAT ART PARTY A workshop to decorate a lab coat with your story of what science means to you. Lab coats will be exhibited in a local art show. July 15, 11 a.m. $10-$20. (310) 384-6912. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, sloma.org/.
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THE ART OF SUE JOHNSON Sue Johnson is a plein air painter of the Central California Coast. Tuesdays-Saturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. through July 28 Free. 805-927-4336. solibrary.org. Cambria Library, 1043 Main St., Cambria.
COLOR CONNECTION An exhibit featuring the paintings of Holly McCain and Carolyn Pye. Both artists favor bold color, which is the main connection between their dynamic styles. Opening reception June 30 from 5:30-8 p.m., with live music, wine bar, and refreshments. Through July 30 Free. 927-8190. cambriacenterforthearts. org. Cambria Center for the Arts, 1350 Main St., Cambria.
FEATURED ARTISTS PATRICIA NEWTON AND GREGORY SIRAGUSA An exhibit by Oil painter Patricia Newton and photographer Gregory Siragusa. Through July 31 Free. 772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 10, Morro Bay.
OPENING RECEPTION FOR ARTISTS PATRICIA NEWTON AND GREGORY SIRAGUSA Pat’s Oil Paintings and Greg’s Photos are being featured in Gallery at Marina Square during the month of June. July 14, 5-8 p.m. 772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare. ARTS continued page 23
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ARTS from page 22 com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 10, Morro Bay.
PASTELS BY SANDI HELLER Vibrant landscapes from our coast and beyond. Tuesdays, 9 a.m.-6 p.m., Wednesdays, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. and ThursdaysSaturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. through Aug. 31 805-772-6394. slolibrary.org/index.php/about/ locations/morro-bay-library. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay. N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y
AMERICAN SPIRIT ART SHOW PRAA artists give visual expression to the ‘American Spirit’. Artists bring form to the ideals of President Roosevelt’s 1941, ‘Four Freedoms’ speech: --.Freedom of Speech, --Freedom of Worship --Freedom from Want --Freedom from Fear Thursdays, Sundays, 12-6 p.m., Fridays, Saturdays, 12-9 p.m. and Mondays-Wednesdays, 12-4 p.m. through Aug. 1 free. pasoroblesartassociation.org/art-shows-2017/. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, 238-9800.
PASO ROBLES HIGH SCHOOL ART SHOW The PRJUSD Gallery is proud to highlight the Ceramics and Visual Arts Programs of Paso Robles High School. From beginning artists through AP Studio artists, an amazing array of student art is featured. Through July 31 studiosonthepark.org/galleriesexhibitions/exhibition-details.php?id=303. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, 238-9800. S A N LU IS O B IS P O
ETHEREAL SKIES Laurel Sherrie’s new paintings focused on skyscapes that reveal emotional connections to the drama we often see in the sky. Meet the artist and enjoy tasty snacks, Aug. 4, 5-7 p.m. July 12-Sept. 12, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 805-5455401. bigskycafe.com. Big Sky Cafe, 1121 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo.
HIDDEN GEMS: SELECTIONS FROM THE PERMANENT COLLECTION This exhibition offers a glimpse of the California Central Coast’s visual history and unique identity. Curator Ruta Saliklis’ selections include Robert Burridge’s The White House, George Gibson’s Sparkling Ranch, and Phil Dike’s Vista Del Mar. July 7-Aug. 27 543-8562. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, sloma.org/.
LIGHTEN UP The Central Coast Craftmakers’ juried exhibition Lighten Up is on display in the McMeen Gallery. Through July 30 sloma.org/ exhibits/coming-next.php?event=1385. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, 543-8562.
OCEAN INSPIRED PAINTINGS BY GREG SIMMONS Through Aug. 31, 11:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Free. 704-6859. sayvacreativegallery.com. Sayva Creative Studio and Gallery, 65 Landing Passage, Avila Beach.
PROUD TO BE... An artists’ wine and pride reception will be held July 7 from 6 to 9 p.m. as part of Art After Dark. Through Aug. 18 galacc.org. GALA Center Gallery, 1060 Palm St., San Luis Obispo. RIVET: AN EXHIBITION OF WOMEN IN THE TRADES The exhibition features the works of
slorep.org/education/adult-classes/. San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre, 888 Morro Street, San Luis Obispo.
CENTRAL COAST SHAKESPEARE FESTIVAL CCSF presents our fourth season at the Filipponi Ranch with two delightful productions celebrating love. Join us July 14 through August 5 for Shakespeare (and more) under the stars. Pack a picnic meal, bring lawn chairs, warm clothes and blankets. July 14-Aug. 5 7:30 p.m. 805-4411136. centralcoastshakespeare.org. Filipponi Ranch, 1850 Calle Joaquin, San Luis Obispo.
OLIVER! The streets of Victorian England come to life in Lionel Bart’s classic musical based on Charles Dickens’ novel, Oliver Twist. Join young, orphaned Oliver Twist as he navigates London’s underworld of theft and violence, searching for a home, a family, and most importantly—for love. Thursdays, Fridays, 7 p.m., Saturdays, 2 & 7 p.m. and Sundays, 2 p.m. through July 9 $15-35. slorep.org/shows/oliver/. San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre, 888 Morro Street, San Luis Obispo, 781-3889. S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y
THE KARAOKE KID The Great American Melodrama presents The Karaoke Kid. Performances are Wednesday through Friday at 7 p.m., Saturdays at 3 and 7 p.m., and Sundays at 6 p.m. Starting July 13, the show will run in alternating nights with another production, The Tavern. Through Sept. 16 $19 to $25. 489-2499. americanmelodrama.com. Great American Melodrama, 1863 Front St., Oceano. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S
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SHEETS AND WHEESLES Scottish band the Gillie Wheesles and Three Sheets to the Wind will perform songs of red haired maidens, drunken sailors and sunken ships, in an evening of sing-along fun. Pirate garb is encouraged, potluck at 4 p.m. July 16, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $15. 805-534-1560. Red Barn at Los Osos Community Park, 2180 Palisades Ave., Los Osos.
SONGWRITERS AT PLAY FEATURES THE HARMONY PEOPLE IN MORRO BAY Special guests include Jennifer Martin, Daniella Smith, Caleb Tesnow, The Clearwings, and Angela Parrish. July 10, 6:30-9 p.m. Free!. 805-772-8388. Morro Bay Wine Seller, 601 Embarcdero, Morro Bay.
UP IN THE AIR AT STOLO FAMILY VINEYARD Up in the Air will play it’s eclectic, danceable music at Stolo Family Winery in Cambria on Sat. July 15th from 4 to 6PM. Admission is free and all ages are welcome. July 15, 4-6 p.m. free. (805) 924.3131. Stolo Family Vineyards, 3776 Santa Rosa Creek Rd., Cambria. N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y
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COALESCE BOOKSTORE: ED GERHARD July 14, 7-9 p.m. $22. 772-2880. coalescebookstore. com. Coalesce Bookstore, 845 Main St., Morro Bay. FIGHTING CHANCE Garage-rock infused with ska and reggae. July 9, 9 p.m.-midnight Free. 805-225-1312. The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay, thesirenmorrobay.com/.
RISING MOON SUNSET PARTY FEATURING MICHAEL D. KEENEY A sunset hayride
SONGWRITERS AT PLAY FEATURES SAN DIEGO’S LINDSAY WHITE IN PASO Remember the Lovebirds? We featured the San Diego-based nationally touring folk-pop duo every chance we could. They broke up, but now ex-Lovebird Lindsay White is touring with a new solo CD, Lights Out. Special guests include Kim Lembo, and Jesse MacLeod. July 16, 1-4 p.m. Free!. 805-226-8881. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.
THE HARMONY PEOPLE LIVE Special guests include Daniella Smith, Caleb Tesnow, and The Clearwings. July 9, 1-4 p.m. Free!. 805-226-8881. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.
TRAIN WRECK FRIDAY: DRIVE-IN ROMEOS LIVE Bring a picnic, food to grill, or purchase from Steins BBQ. No outside alcohol or pets. Lawn chairs recommended. July 7, 5:30 p.m. $15/Wine club & children 6 & under FREE. 805.238.9940. pomarjunction.com. Pomar Junction Vineyards & Winery, 5036 S. El Pomar Dr., Templeton. PHOTO COURTESY SLOBG
international tradeswomen including welders, electricians, blacksmiths, ironworkers, firefighters, and carpenters. Through July 29 cuesta.edu/ student/campuslife/artgallery/future_exhibitions. html. Harold J. Miossi Gallery, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo, 546-3202.
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CENTRAL COAST FIDDLERS JAM SESSION The Central Coast Fiddlers invite musicians, dancers, and listeners to their jam session on July 9 at 1:15. There will be classic country, bluegrass, and oldies music, along with refreshments. July 9, 1:15-3:30 p.m. free. 805-937-2238. centralcoastfiddlers.org. Arroyo Grande Community Center, 211 Vernon St., Arroyo Grande.
THE CC RIDERS LIVE SCHS Summer Reads Theatre will be the featured non-profit. July 16, 1 p.m. Free. 805-473-2250. agvillageconcerts. com. Heritage Square Park, 201 Nelson St., Arroyo Grande. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S
38 SPECIAL Plays outdoors at the Santa Barbara County Fair. July 12, 7:30 p.m. (805) 925-8824. santamariafairpark.com/events. Santa Maria Fairpark, 937 S. Thornburg St., Santa Maria.
see the band play. Saturdays, Sundays. through Aug. 27 Crooked Path, 2885 Grand Ave., Los Olivos, thecrookedpath.org.
invites you to submit paintings in all media that reflect all things abstract. Through Aug. 1, 10 a.m.2 p.m. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay, 772-2504, artcentermorrobay.org.
JOHN MICHAEL MONTGOMERY John Michael Montgomery will bring his country charm to the Santa Barbara County Fair, performing hits including “I Swear,” and “I Love the Way You Love Me.” July 14, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $10. 805-925-882. santamariafairpark.com/events/2017/john-michaelmontgomery. Santa Maria Fairpark, 937 S. Thornburg St., Santa Maria.
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DIMENSIONS: JURIED FINE CRAFT EXHIBITION Open to residing in California. All artwork must be original and executed by the hand of the artists in any of the following: clay, fiber, paper, glass, metal, jewelry, wood, and mixed media. Through Oct. 6 543-8562. rsaliklis@sloma. org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.
explore your physical communication on stage with your acting partners and with the audience. Saturdays. through July 31 $145. 406-4997.
UB40, MATISYAHU, AND RAGING FYAH Presented by California Roots. July 7, 5:30-10 p.m. avilabeachresort.com. Avila Beach Resort, 6464 Ana Bay Dr., Avila Beach.
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SUMMER CRUSH POOL PARTY Featuring live music by Hayley and the Crushers, records spun by DJ Mano Gil, special summer treats crafted by Sally Loo’s, and a poolscape by Neal Breton. Prizes given for best Beach Goth and Beach Bunny. Dogs welcome on the patio. Bring chairs. July 9, 6-9 p.m. 805-458-4455. Sally Loo’s Wholesome Cafe, 1804 Osos St., San Luis Obispo.
Go Hawaiian” featuring Riptide Big Band with Bob Nations and featured guest singer, Liz Douglas. July 16, 1:30-4 p.m. 775-843-2830. RiptideBB. com. Elwin Mussell Senior Center, 510 Park Ave., Santa Maria.
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and Lewis & Rose will share a split bill for a show that promises joyful, acoustic music, including harmonizing and collaboration between the two groups. July 15, 7-9 p.m. $15. 805-547-0278. steynberggallery.com/upcoming/. Steynberg Gallery, 1531 Monterey, San Luis Obispo.
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PROXIMA PARADA LIVE Live music, great wine, and delicious food. Wine available for purchase by the glass or bottle. Food available for purchase from Bear & the Wren. No admission. No outside food or drink. July 6, 5-7 p.m. (805) 543-2399. biddleranch.com. Biddle Ranch Vineyard, 2050 Biddle Ranch Road, San Luis Obispo.
live local music, beer, wine, and food. Saturdays, 2-5 p.m. through Oct. 28 Free admission. 9243040. linnsfruitbin.com. Linn’s Easy As Pie Cafe, 4251 Bridge St., Cambria.
ROCK MUSIC AT RIVERSTAR Jan and Ted’s Excellent Adventure: This band covers rock classics. Food available for purchase. 1 p.m. July 8. (805) 423-7632. Riverstar Winery, 7450 Estrella Road, San Miguel.
The Dinosaur Caves Park features local bands and activities. Second Sunday of every month, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-773-7063.
by the SLO City Jazz Federation. July 8, 7:30 p.m. 805-546-3733. slojazz.org. Unity Concert Hall, 1130 Orcutt Road, San Luis Obispo.
LINN’S SUMMER CONCERT SERIES Featuring
THE RIBBLES BUILD A RESIDENCE Traveling
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MELEHUANE LIVE Don’t miss the many moods and unforgettable stories offered by the dynamic duo from Hawaii Island. July 14, 9:30 p.m. 805-547-0278. steynberggallery.com. Steynberg Gallery, 1531 Monterey, San Luis Obispo.
chaperoned by Jimmy The Winemaker. Music from 6-8 p.m. July 8, 6-8:30 p.m. Free Admission, wine and food for purchase. 805-227-4766. docerobleswinery.com/events-2/. Doce Robles Winery, 2023 Twelve Oaks, Paso Robles.
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Suites headlines this month’s Wine-Down Wednesday concert presented by Songwriters at Play at Sculpterra. Special guest Charlie McNeal opens the show at 6pm. The Salty Suites are a high-energy pop-bluegrass trio that will leave you smiling and wanting more. July 12, 6-8 p.m. $15. 805-226-8881. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.
Cello, a San Francisco based blues and bluegrass band, will perform. Local band the Bonneville Phantoms will open. July 8, 7 p.m. Lazy Arrow Adventures, 9330 Camatta Creek Road, Santa Margarita, (805) 238-7324.
Ballet Intensive is for ages 13 to adult and teaches ballet, pointe, floor barre, turns, and conditioning. Mondays-Fridays. through July 27 937-6753. Everybody Can Dance, 628 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria. Lantern Theater Company presents their summer play, an interactive theater experience. July 14, 2 p.m. Free. 8050-925-0994. cityofsantamaria. org/library. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.
WINE-DOWN WEDNESDAY CONCERT FEATURING THE SALTY SUITES The Salty
SHADY WILLOW Shady Willow cordially invites classic rock fans to come out for a glass of wine and an evening of music. July 7, 5 p.m. 714-3575. Costa De Oro Winery, 1331 S. Nicholson Avenue, Santa Maria.
SCAVENGING FOR SUPPER
WAVEBREAKERS Moxie Cafe invites the public
Learn how to identify and cook with edible weeds common to the Central Coast at a Wine and Edible Weeds Walk with author Melany Vorass Herrera, July 12 at 5:30 p.m. at the San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden. The fee is $15, $10 for garden members, and includes a glass of wine. Go to slobg.org to learn more.
to the launch of our next local initiative featuring food, cold beer, and live musical guests, the Wavebreakers. July 13, 5-8 p.m. 361-2900. Moxie Cafe, 1317 W McCoy Lane, Santa Maria. MUSIC continued page 24
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CHUCK CANNON Chuck Cannon is an American country music songwriter who has written hit songs for Toby Keith and John Michael Montgomery. July 8, 7 p.m. $20/$25 reserved seating. 691-9413. standingsunwines.com. Standing Sun Wines, 92 2nd St., Buellton.
“CRAFTED” LIVE MUSIC SERIES Features artists from all genres of music. Thursdays, 6 p.m., Fridays, 8 p.m. and Saturdays, 8 p.m. 686-4742. bottlest.com. Bottlest Winery, Bar & Bistro, 35 Industrial Way, Buellton. ESPINOZA PAZ Live at the resort in Santa Ynez. July 7, 8 p.m. (800) 248-6274. chumashcasino. com. Chumash Casino Resort, 3400 E. Highway 246, Santa Ynez. HAPPY TOGETHER HOUR The “Happy Together” tour returns, featuring The Turtles, Flo & Eddie, The Association, former Three Dog Night lead singer Chuck Negron, The Box Tops, The Cowsills and Ron Dante of The Archies. July 14, 8 p.m. $55-$75. 800-248-6274. Chumash Casino Resort, 3400 E. Highway 246, Santa Ynez.
JAZZ AND BEYOND Dave Becker and the Central Coast All-Stars will be on stage, live. July 9, 3 p.m. Solvang Festival Theater, 420 2nd St., Solvang.
SOLVANG SUMMER CONCERT SERIES The public is invited to bring a picnic basket and hear live music in the park from local bands. Wednesdays, 5 p.m. and Every other Friday, 5 p.m. through Aug. 11 Free. solvang3rdwednesday. com. Solvang Park, Mission Drive and First Street, Solvang.
UNCLE LUCIUS Standing Sun LIVE presents Uncle Lucius July 16, 7-10 p.m. $15/20. 805-691-9413. standingsunwines.com/unclelucius.html. Standing Sun Wines, 92 2nd St., Buellton.
KARAOKE/OPEN MIC N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y
ANYTHING GOES POLITICAL OPEN MIC NIGHT An event which couples political expression with artistic flair. Share a song, poem, work of art, etc., or come to be entertained. July 7, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-400-8050. BRU Coffeehouse, 760 El Camino Real, Atascadero.
CULTURE & LIFESTYLE LECTURES & LEARNING N O R T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y
BRING YOUR OWN PLANTER TO PLANT UP Join the Cambria Nursery & Florist for an educational workshop and design a custom arrangement for your planter. Workshop is free, pay only for what you use (soil & plants). July 15, 10 a.m.-noon Free. 805-927-4747. cambrianursery. com/event/miniature-fairy-gardens/. Cambria Nursery & Florist, 2801 Eton Rd, Cambria. N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y
SECOND SUNDAY AT SEVEN Nixson Borah and Youssef Alaoui will be the featured poets. Open reading follows. July 9, 7-9 p.m. 0.00. 805-7722880. Coalesce Garden Chapel, 845 Main Street, Morro Bay.
TAROT & TEA Come and learn the intuitive art of Tarot from Maeve while sipping tea ceremonially prepared gung-fu style by Cyndi Silva. No experience needed, decks are provided. July 7, 7-8:30 p.m. Wilwand Tea Co., 7075 Morro Road, Atascadero, (310) 927-2324, dreamydragontarot.com.
month, 12:30-2 p.m. through Oct. 21 Free. 805458-1241. Davies Farm, 5009 Jesperson Rd., San Luis Obispo.
SLOMA ART AT HIGH NOON Bring your lunch and enjoy a feast for the eyes with Art at High Noon, an art appreciation program for working adults. SLOMA welcomes photographer Leon Borensztein to discuss his exhibition, Sharon. July 6, noon San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, 543-8562, sloma.org/. WINE AND EDIBLE WEEDS WALK Melany Vorass Herrera, author of “The Front Yard Forager,” will lead a walk showing how to identify, forage, and cook edible weeds growing in our area. July 12, 5:30-7 p.m. 805-541-1400 x 303. slobg.org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.
CLUBS & MEETINGS S A N LU IS O B IS P O
BOOK DISCUSSION The book for this discussion is The Reluctant Fundamentalist by Mohsin Hamid. Second Thursday of every month, 10:30 a.m.-noon Free. 805-539-9374. slolibrary.org/index.php/ adults/book-groups. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S
RECREATION AND PARKS DEPARTMENT: MAH JONGG Wednesdays, 11:30 a.m.-4 p.m. 9222993. Elwin Mussell Senior Center, 510 Park Ave., Santa Maria.
TRI CITY SOUND CHORUS OF SWEET ADELINES INTERNATIONAL Welcomes all women who are interested in learning about barbershop-style music singing and preforming to rehearsals. Thursdays, 6:45-9:30 p.m. 736-7572. Lutheran Church of Our Savior, 4725 S. Bradley Road, Orcutt.
TRIVIA NIGHT Wednesdays, 7 p.m. Free. naughtyoak.com. Naughty Oak Brewing Co., 165 S Broadway St Ste 102, Orcutt.
SUPPORT GROUPS N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y
NAR-ANON FAMILY GROUP MEETING A meeting for those who know or have known a feeling of desperation concerning the addiction of a loved one. Fridays, 12-1 p.m. Free. 805-221-5523. The Redeemer Lutheran Church, 4500 El Camino Real, Atascadero. S A N LU IS O B IS P O
NAR-ANON - LET IT BEGIN WITH ME Nar Anon is a support group for those who are affected by someone else’s addiction. Sundays. Through Aug. 13 458-7655. St. Stephen’s Episcopal Church, 1344 Nipomo at Pismo St., San Luis Obispo, ststephensslo.org/. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S
FAMILY CAREGIVERS SELF-CARE SUPPORT GROUP Share ideas and learn how to care for yourself while you care for your loved one. Wednesdays, 10:30 a.m.-noon Free. 805-569-8950. Bethel Lutheran Church, 624 E. Camino Colegio, Santa Maria.
HELP4HD SUPPORT GROUPS Help4HD Support Groups is the Help 4 Huntington’s disease support group. Second Monday of every month, 12-1:30 p.m. Free. 354-0708. help4hd-international.org. Bethel Lutheran Church, 624 E. Camino Colegio, Santa Maria.
TRUAMA INFORMED PARENTING GROUP Presented by CALM, this is a foster parent class. Tuesdays 965-2376. calm4kids.org. Church For Life, 3130 Skyway Dr., Suite 501, Santa Maria.
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CORNERS OF THE MOUTH Corners of the Mouth presents Don Wallis and TBA. Open reading follows. July 16, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805 903 3595. languageofthesoul.org. Linnaea’s Cafe, 1110 Garden St., San Luis Obispo.
JULIA MORGAN, HEARST CASTLE ARCHITECT Come to the SLO Library Community Room for this compelling program on architect Julia Morgan, presented by Victoria Kastner, the resident historian at Hearst Castle. July 15, 2 p.m. Free. 805-781-5989. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.
LEARN TO COOK WITH THE SUN Solar Cooking is a fun, easy, nutritious, efficient, and costeffective way to prepare home-cooked meals even while you’re away all day. Third Saturday of every
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SLO COUNTY LIBRARY CARDHOLDER FREE HOURS! SLO County Library Cardholders can have free access to SLO MakerSpace (after taking Basic Safety) five days a week. Cardholders can use our woodshop, sewing, or general free areas, or complete any of our specialty classes and use that machine/area during Library Hours. TuesdaysFridays, 4-7 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. 0. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace.com/libraryprogram/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.
SLO MAKERSPACE BASIC SAFETY SLO MakerSpace offers Basic Safety twice a week, a requirement for anyone who wants to use SLO MakerSpace tools and space. Basic Safety is a 90-minute shop walk-through reviewing all areas of
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FUTURE FARMERS
Take a trip to the farm for the FARMGIRLS Summer Camp, July 11 through 14 from 8 a.m. to noon at City Farm in San Luis Obispo. In addition to planting, watering, harvesting, and other farm work, participants can also take part in arts and crafts, hikes, food prep, and other activities. The camp is open to ages 8 and up, the cost is $150, and registrations can be made at permaculture.us.com/farmgirls. the shop that can be dangerous to you and others. Tuesdays, 6-8 p.m. and Tuesdays, Saturdays, 2-4 p.m. Free for Members and SLO County Library Cardholders. 242-1285. slomakerspace.com/store/ makerspace-basic-safety-class/. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S
CUPCAKE WARS FOR TEENS A professional baker will give tips on how to frost a cupcake and more. Registration begins Jun 28. July 7, 3 p.m. 925-0994. cityofsantamaria.org. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.
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from Larry Kandarian of Kandarian Organic Farms. July 15, 1-2 p.m. Free. 805-548-0597. Blue C Community Garden, 1968 11th St., Los Osos, ecologistics.org/blue-c-garden/. S A N LU IS O B IS P O
SIERRA CLUB BACKPACKING WORKSHOP This is an opportunity to meet hikers who have spent time on the PCT (Pacific Crest Trail). They will bring their equipment to demonstrate what essentials are needed for a backpacking trip, and how to lighten one’s load before you get out on the trail. July 13, 7-9 p.m. no cost. 805-459-2103. San Luis Obispo Vets’ Hall, 801 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y
SUMMER SOUL YOGA AT THE PARK Vinyasa yoga class. All levels welcomed. There is no fee to join, but donations will be gratefully accepted. Please bring your own yoga mat. Mondays, 6-7 p.m. through July 31 Donations accepted. soulyogaslo.com. N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y
50+ YOGA CLASSES Baby boomer and over 50? Its not too late to get fit with a regular exercise program with certified instructor, Doris Lance. Tuesdays, 1-2 p.m. through Sept. 26 $45. 805-2373988. prcity.com/recreation. Centennial Park, 600 Nickerson Dr., Paso Robles. S A N LU IS O B IS P O
AVILA BEACH YOGA AND ART FEST Featuring more than 35 yoga classes and live music by Frenship, Rozes, and GoldBoot. July 9, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. (805) 595-4000. Avila Beach Resort, 6464 Ana Bay Dr., Avila Beach.
CAT YOGA CLASSES Sundays, 10:15-11:30 a.m. $20. 543-9316 Ext. 10. woodshumanesociety. org/news-and-events/event.php?id=347. Woods Humane Society, 875 Oklahoma Ave., San Luis Obispo. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S
MEDITATION CLASS FOR INTUITIVE DEVELOPMENT AnnKathleen leads six weekly meditation classes featuring chanting mantra, visualization and walking meditation to help create a meditation practice at home to develop intuition. Thursdays, 6:30 p.m. through Aug. 10 598-1509. divining.weebly.com. Divine Inspiration, 947 E Orange St, Santa Maria.
MEDITATION FOR INTUITIVE DEVELOPMENT Join AnnKathleen as she leads you in weekly deep meditations and helps you create a meditation practice that works for you. July 6, 6:30-8 p.m. $82.50. 805-598-1509. divining.weebly.com. Divine Inspiration, 947 E Orange St, Santa Maria.
OUTDOORS N O R T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y
SATURDAYS IN THE GARDEN: ANCIENT GRAINS AND BEYOND Learn how to grow and process grains, beans, peas, herbs, and spices
KATHLEEN GODDARD JONES HIKE AT BLACK LAKE ECOLOGICAL AREA Just a short trek from the parking area to the lake and back, the trail spans 1.5 miles round-trip and goes through moderately steep hills and dunes, and some uneven ground. Parking is limited, please RSVP via email. July 8, 10 a.m.-noon $5 suggested fee. 343-2455. dunescenter.org. Black Lake Ecological Area, 1158 Cabrillo Way, Arroyo Grande.
SPORTS S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y
LADIES BOOT CAMP New Tues/Thurs 5:30pm all level Boot Camp starts on Tuesday July 11th with Ashley!! Time to get healthier and happier! Achieve your goals with Boot Camp at Tantrum Fitness! Sign up online (http://bit.ly/1Nlx8IE) or contact us: (805) 474-9928. Or text (805) 994-0968. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. through Aug. 17 805-474-9928. tantrumfitness.com/bombshellbootcamp. Tantrum Fitness, 1590 W Grand Ave, Grover Beach.
MOONDOGGIES SURF CAMP Students will learn how to surf, emphasizing water safety and surfing etiquette. Students will also learn how to stand and maneuver on a surfboard, and how to spot and avoid riptides. Basic swimming skills required. Tuesdays-Thursdays. Through Aug. 10 $115. 7737063. Moondoggies, 781 Dolliver St., Pismo Beach.
KIDS & FAMILY N O R T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y
DEER PROGRAM: ANIMALS OF THE CENTRAL COAST Discovering the Environment through Education and Recreation (DEER) Program offers kids a hands-on experience to gain a respect and knowledge of the natural environment and its animals, part of the 2017 Summer Reading Program. July 14, 11 a.m. 805-927-4336. Cambria Library, 1043 Main St., Cambria.
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CULTURE & LIFESTYLE from page 24 and knowledge of the natural environment and its animals. Part of the 2017 Summer Reading Program. July 14, 11 a.m. 927-4336. Cambria Library, 1043 Main St., Cambria.
IMPROV COMEDY & THEATRE ARTS CAMPS For kids ages 5+ and teens offered this July. Camps are Monday through Friday from 10-11:30 a.m. and noon to 2 p.m. starting July 10. $150 per camp. Registration limited and fills quickly. July 10-21 centralcoastcomedytheater.com. Ignite Movement Studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay, 748-0749.
KID’S CRAFT School age children can make’n’take a craft at the Los Osos Library on the third Wednesday of every month. Through July 19 528-1862. Los Osos Library, 2075 Palisades Ave., Los Osos.
SUMMER ART WORKSHOPS AND CLASSES FOR YOUTHS, FAMILIES, AND FRIENDS Tuesday and Thursday morning sessions are designed for ages 7-10, and afternoon sessions are for ages 11-14. Saturday art workshops are great for families, couples and friends. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9-11 a.m. & 1-3 p.m. and Saturdays, 9-11 a.m. Through Aug. 5 $20 per class; Saturday workshops: $20, $30 per family. 772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y
DEER PROGRAM—ANIMALS OF THE CENTRAL COAST The Discovering the Environment through Education and Recreation (DEER) Program offers kids a hands-on experience to gain a respect and knowledge of the natural environment and its animals. Part of the 2017 Summer Reading Program. July 13, 3 p.m. (805) 467-3224. San Miguel Library, 254 13th St., San Miguel.
KIDS DIE-CUT CRAFTS Create your own town using die-cut buildings. For ages 3 and up. July 8, 11 a.m. 8054385662. slolibrary.org. Santa Margarita Library, 9630 Murphy Ave, Santa Margarita.
SOMETHING RIDICULOUS JUGGLING SHOW Get ready to have ridiculous amounts of wild and crazy fun with this hilarious juggling duo. Part of the 2017 Summer Reading Program. July 13 10:30 a.m. (805) 461-6163. Atascadero Library, 6555 Capistrano, Atascadero.
TABLETOP COLORING CRAFT Drop in and color on our giant table-sized coloring sheet. Ages 3 and up, part of the 2017 Summer Reading Program. July 15, 11 a.m. 805-438-5662. slolibrary.org. Santa Margarita Library, 9630 Murphy Ave, Santa Margarita.
TAIKO DRUMMING CONCERT Get ready to rock with the Central Coast’s greatest Japanese Taiko drumming troupe, Ichimi Daiko. July 6, 10:30 a.m. (805) 461 - 6163. Atascadero Library, 6555 Capistrano, Atascadero.
TEEN CRAFT: BEAUTIFUL PAPER CRAFTS Teens can create beautiful pop-up art with paper in this fun, free craft. Pre-registration required. Ages 10-17 and registration begins June 5 at 8:00 a.m. July 15, 11 a.m. 805-461-6163. Atascadero Library, 6555 Capistrano, Atascadero.
TEMPLETON TENNIS RANCH KIDS SUMMER CAMPS Session 2 of TTR’s Kids Summer Camps for ages 7 to 17 has tennis, pickleball, games, arts & crafts. Two age groups: 7-12 and 13-17. Healthy snacks provided, lunch may purchased. July 10-13, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 805) 434-9605. ttrtennis.com/kidssummer-camp-2017. Templeton Tennis Ranch, 345 Championship Ln., Templeton. S A N LU IS O B IS P O
BEAUTIFUL PAPER ART CRAFTS FOR TEENS Teens can create beautiful pop-up art with paper in this fun, free craft. Pre-registration required, contact (805) 781-5775. Ages 10-17. Part of the 2017 Summer Reading Program. July 11, 3 p.m. (805) 781-5775. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.
BOB CANTU’S BASKETBALL CAMP Registration for the 21st annual Bob Cantu Basketball Camps are open for session 5 in San Luis Obispo! Session 5 will take place July 10-13. July 10-13, 9 a.m.-noon (805) 546-1448. Mission College Prep, 682 Palm St., San Luis Obispo, missionprep.org. GRAND OPENING OPEN HOUSE Join Lyrics & Melodies Studio for their Grand Opening Open House in Los Osos. Free hotdogs, activities, crafts, and demonstrations throughout the day. Musical fun for the whole family! July 15, 2-5 p.m. Free. 805-801-2472. Lyrics and Melodies Studio, 950 Los Osos Valley Rd. Ste. B, Los Osos, lyricsandmelodiesdl.com.
PACIFIC WILDLIFE CARE’S SUMMER YOUTH ART CHALLENGE Kids from 5 to 17 are invited
to create an original picture of an owl, raccoon, pelican, or peregrine falcon in its habitat on an 8 1/2 x 11 paper. Include name, age, contact info. Through July 31 free. (209) 262-5937. PacificWildlifeCare.org. Downtown Slo, Higuera St, San Luis Obispo.
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SLO MAKERSPACE MINI MAKERS SUMMER CAMP Three fantastic themes for six weeks of summer camp: Dinosaurs and Dragons, Halberds and Hoop Skirts, and Spaceships and Super Suits. Mondays, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. through July 31 $215 for half day; $400 full day for one week. 2421285. slomakerspace.com/summer-camp. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.
SOMETHING RIDICULOUS JUGGLING SHOW Get ready to have ridiculous amounts of wild and crazy fun with this hilarious juggling duo. Part of the 2017 Summer Reading Program. July 12, 10:30 a.m. (805) 781-5775. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.
STUDIO @/RAD SUMMER DANCE CAMP Two age groups (7-10 and 11+) will learn a range of skills including ballet, jazz, hip hop, and contemporary dance. There will also be theater classes and tumbling. July 10, 9 a.m.-3:30 p.m., July 11, 9 a.m.-3:30 p.m., July 12, 9 a.m.-3:30 p.m., July 13, 9 a.m.-3:30 p.m. and July 14, 9 a.m.-3:30 p.m. $20 for one class or $375 for all week. 805-543-4409. ryansamericandance.com. Ryan’s American Dance, 202 Tank Farm Road, San Luis Obispo. S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y
OMNIPRESENT PUPPET THEATER Omnipresent Puppet Theater performances provide an unforgettable introduction for children to the magical art of puppetry. Part of the 2017 Summer Reading Program. July 13, 3 p.m. (805) 474-7478. Oceano Library, 1551 17th St., Oceano, slolibrary. org/index.php/about/locations/oceano-library.
SOMETHING RIDICULOUS JUGGLING SHOW Get ready to have ridiculous amounts of wild and crazy fun with this hilarious juggling duo. Part of the 2017 Summer Reading Program. This event will be held in the South County Regional Center. July 11, 2 p.m. (805) 473 - 7163. Arroyo Grande Library, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande, slolibrary.org.
STORYTELLER JOHN WEAVER As part of the 2017 Summer Reading Program, bilingual Bay Area storyteller Joe Weaver will share exciting and hilarious stories from around the world. July 12, 1 p.m. (805) 929-3994. Nipomo Library, 918 W. Tefft, Nipomo, slolibrary.org.
TABLETOP COLORING CRAFT Drop in and color on our giant table-sized coloring sheet. Part of the 2017 Summer Reading Program. Ages 3 and up. July 14, 3 p.m. olstaff@slolibrary.org. 805-7732263. slolibrary.org. Shell Beach Library, 230 Leeward Ave, Shell Beach.
TEEN CRAFT: BEAUTIFUL PAPER CRAFTS Teens can create beautiful pop-up art with paper in this fun, free craft. Pre-registration required. Ages 10-17 and registration begins June 5 at 8:00 a.m. July 15, 2 p.m. 805-473-7163. Arroyo Grande Library, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande, slolibrary.org. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S
AFTERNOON STORY TIME Afternoon Story Time is a special program featuring stories, movies and crafts for children aged six and up. Tuesdays, 3:30 p.m. through July 18 Free. 925-0994. cityofsantamaria.org. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria. BRAIN BUILDERS Explore the world of science, technology, engineering, arts, and math with hands-on experiments and activities! Wednesdays, 3:30-5 p.m. through July 26 805-928-8414. smvdiscoverymuseum.org/. Santa Maria Valley Discovery Museum, 705 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria. COOKING ADVENTURES CAMP This class focuses on creating at least one meal or snack as well as discussion on kitchen and food safety for children ages 6 to 10. July 11, 10 a.m.-noon and July 12, 10 a.m.-noon $45-$54. 875-8100. Anderson Recreation Center, 125 W. Walnut Ave., Lompoc, cityoflompoc.com/parks_rec/ anderson.htm.
DANCES For participants ages 13 and older with developmental disabilities. Summer Blast dance takes place July 16, a luau themed dance takes place July 21, and a sports themed dance takes place Aug. 18. July 16, 6:30-8:30 p.m. 875-8100. cityoflompoc.com/parks_rec/. Anderson Recreation Center, 125 W. Walnut Ave., Lompoc. DISCOVERY MUSEUM MAKERS LAB SUMMER CAMP Allan Hancock College professor Brian Stokes teaches campers ages 6-10 how to engineer mazes, models, and more out of LEGO. Camp runs July 14 through July 21. July 14, 1-5 p.m. $85 to
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GLAZED OVER
Artist Patricia Newton applies several thin layers of glaze to create a translucent effect that adds depth and light to her paintings, which can be seen in a collection of her work at Gallery at Marina Square in Morro Bay, through July 29. A reception will be held July 14 from 5 to 8 p.m. Visit galleryatmarinasquare.com for further info. $100. 928-8414. smvdiscoverymuseum.org. Santa Maria Valley Discovery Museum, 705 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.
DISCOVERY MUSEUM ROBOTICS CAMP Mentors from Orcutt Academy’s Spartatroniks Robotics Team will teach campers ages 8 to 14 to program First Lego League robots for a “Battle of the Bots” competition. July 7-June 14, 1-5 p.m. $100 to $150. 928-8414. smvdiscoverymuseum. org. Santa Maria Valley Discovery Museum, 705 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.
DROP-IN STORY TIME Drop-In Story Time is an opportunity for preschoolers aged three to five and their families to enjoy stories, music and family fun. Wednesdays, 10:30 a.m. through July 19 Free. 925-0994. cityofsantamaria.org. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.
JUNIOR CHEF WORKSHOPS Lets kids ages
Museum features a locomotive, boxcar, caboose, railroad artifacts and diorama. Second Saturday of every month, 12-4 p.m. 714-4927. Santa Maria Transit Center, Miller and Boone Streets, Santa Maria.
SUMMER BALLET DAY CAMP Summer ballet classes for children in Santa Maria. MondaysFridays, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. through July 28 $250 per two week class. 937-6753. Everybody Can Dance, 628 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria. TODDLER STORY TIME Toddler Story Time is a learning experience just for toddlers and their caregivers. July 6, 10-11:30 a.m. and July 13, 1011:30 a.m. Free. 925-0994. cityofsantamaria.org. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria. S A N TA Y N E Z VA L L E Y
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7-9 make food and learn about healthy nutrition skills. Wednesdays, 4:15-6:15 p.m. through July 26 $37 to $44. 925-0951. cityofsantamaria.org. Newlove Community Building, 1619 S. Thornburg St., Santa Maria.
ages on the second Saturday of each month. July 8, 2 p.m. (805) 686-8315. wildlingmuseum.org. Wildling Museum of Art and Nature, 1511-B Mission Drive, Solvang.
LOS ALAMOS BRANCH LIBRARY Come to the Los Alamos library to listen to stories, learn facts, and then younger kids can make a farm charm necklace and older kids can make seed paper to grow their own plants. July 11, 3:30 p.m. 805-9250994. cityofsantamaria.org. Los Alamos Library, 405 Helena St, Los Alamos.
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LOS ALAMOS LIBRARY FUN DAY Listen to stories, learn facts, make a farm charm necklace or make seed paper to grow plants. July 11, 3:30 p.m. Free. 925-0994. Los Alamos Library, 405 Helena St, Los Alamos. MINI CHEF WORKSHOPS Lets kids ages 3-6 makes food and learn about healthy nutrition skills. Wednesdays, 6:45-7:30 p.m. through July 26 $37 to $44. 925-0951. cityofsantamaria.org. Newlove Community Building, 1619 S. Thornburg St., Santa Maria.
NUTRITION EXPEDITION Help your kids power up with Kohl’s Nutrition Expedition! Cooking with fruits and vegetables is fun, tastes great and keeps kids health and strong. Learn easy recipes even a kid can make, taste test the results and take home a cookbook! July 9, 2-4 p.m. 805-9288414. smvdiscoverymuseum.org/. Santa Maria Valley Discovery Museum, 705 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.
QUICKIE CRAFT BLASTS FOR BUSY KIDS For children ages 6 to 13 who want to learn various watercolor techniques including watercolor washes, simple landscapes, and fun exercises. July 6-7, 10:30 a.m.-noon (805) 875-8100. cityoflompo. com/parks_rec/. Anderson Recreation Center, 125 W. Walnut Ave., Lompoc. READALOUD The Buellton Library presents ReadAloud, a play-reading group for adults, teens and children 9 and up. Fridays, 4-5 p.m. Free. 688-3115. Buellton Library, 140 W. Highway 246, Buellton.
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TAROT & TEA Learn the intuitive art of Tarot from Maeve while sipping tea. No experience needed, decks are provided. July 7, 7-8:30 p.m. $15.00. 310-927-2324. dreamydragontarot.com. Wilwand Tea Co., 7075 Morro Road, Atascadero. S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y
YOUTH SERVICES The City Church Central Coast holds youth services for junior high school students. Mondays, 6:30 p.m. Free. 929-8990. thecitycc.org. Faith Life Community Church, 726 W Tefft St, Nipomo. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S
WISDOM READINGS Wisdom Readings with tarot and oracle cards from AnnKathleen. Saturdays, 12-5 p.m. $25 to $85. 598-1509. divining.weebly.com. Divine Inspiration, 947 E Orange St, Santa Maria.
WISDOM READINGS WITH ANNKATHLEEN AnnKathleen has been reading the Tarot and Oracle Cards for over 25 years. Tuesdays, Fridays, Saturdays, 11 a.m.-6:30 p.m. $25.00-$85.00. 805598-1509. divining.weebly.com. Divine Inspiration, 947 E Orange St, Santa Maria.
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BIG BROTHERS BIG SISTERS VOLUNTEER TRAINING Big Brothers Big Sisters Volunteer Training class prepares interested volunteer “Bigs” for a fun, easy way to give back to the community in just 6 hours each month. Please call (805) 781-3226 to RSVP (required). July 8, 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. slobigs.org. Big Brothers Big Sisters, 142 Cross St., Ste. 140, San Luis Obispo, 781-3226.
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ARROYO GRANDE FARMERS MARKET Includes produce, artists and musicians. Saturdays, 12-2:25 p.m. Arroyo Grande Farmers Market, Olohan Alley, Arroyo Grande.
NIPOMO FARMERS MARKET Includes a large variety of locally grown produce. Open year round Sundays, 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. nipomofarmersmarket.com/. Nipomo Farmers Market, Via Concha Road, Nipomo. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S
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WOODSTOCK’S SLO PINT NIGHT With the first pint as low as $5, Woodstock’s gives half-off refills in the same glass. Wednesdays, 8-11 p.m. Free. 805-541-4420. woodstocksslo.com. Woodstock’s Pizza, 1000 Higuera St, San Luis Obispo.
WOODSTOCK’S SLO TRIVIA NIGHT For trivia aficionados and fun-lovers alike! Tuesdays, 9-11 p.m. Free. 805-541-4420. woodstocksslo.com/ events/. Woodstock’s Pizza, 1000 Higuera St, San Luis Obispo. S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y
OUR CALIFORNIA TABLE Join us at the Arroyo Grande Library as Brian Talley, local farmer, vintner, and community leader as he discusses his new cookbook Our California Table. July 8, 2 p.m. 805-473-7161. Arroyo Grande Library, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande, slolibrary.org. S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ LO S A L A M O S
HOME WINEMAKING CLASS The Central Coast Home Vintners’ Association presents a class on how to make wine at home. Please RSVP. July 8, 2-5 p.m. Free. 264-0611. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria. S A N TA Y N E Z VA L L E Y
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Arts Art out in the open
Get in touch with nature and your creative side on July 17 at Apple Farm’s Paint Party. The event is from 4 to 6 p.m. on the hotel and restaurant’s creekside lawn. Local artist Skye Ravy will show participants how to paint their own beautiful masterpiece in a step-by-step process that works for any talent or experience level. The party includes a 12-by-16 inch gallery quality boxed canvas, use of paints and supplies to create the art, and one glass of wine per guest. Tickets are $40 per person and include a completed canvas to take home. Visit eventbrite. com for tickets and more information.
Save the plains
While the national monument status of the Carrizo Plain is currently in limbo, its beauty has been immortalized through art. Local photographer Dylan Honea-Baumann’s photographs of the local nature preserve will be on display at Ascendo Coffee Shop in Los Osos through the end of August. The artist will donate 10 percent of the profits from pieces sold in the show to Save the Carrizo Plain.
Faire season is here
Lords and ladies, get thee to the Central Coast Renaissance Festival on July 15 and 16 at Laguna Lake Park. The festivities this year include 500 costumed entertainers and four stages of continuous live entertainment, with more than 25 stage shows performing plays, comedy skits, juggling, singing, music, dance shows, storytelling, comedic Shakespeare, acrobatics, a parrot act, and free-flying falconry. There will also be a variety of food and beverage vendors with many appetizing food options, along with beer, ale, wine, and mead. While costumes are not required, if festival guests wish to get into the spirit, there are vendors who can help them with everything from period hats to shoes. Sunday is pirate day, and there is also a daily costume contest for kids with prizes. Day passes are $15 for kids and seniors and $20 for adults. Visit ccrenfaire.com for tickets and more information. Δ —Ryah Cooley
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Gallery ROCKY The stone in artist Hilary Peach’s sculpture Heart of a Cowboy hails from the Rocky Mountains in Canada and was gifted to Peach by a friend.
Rivet art show explores work of women in the trades
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pon having a newly minted theater degree pressed into her hand years ago, Hilary Peach realized she was missing one thing: a job. Instead of turning to wait tables while waiting for her big break, the artist found her way into the world of welding in the 1990s. The seasonal work allowed her to be outside and to focus on her art for a good chunk of the year without worrying about money. Since the late 1970s when President Jimmy Carter signed an executive order setting goals and timetables for contract work hours staffed by female workers, women have had a discernable presence in the industry. Yet it’s a sector still rife with sexism and misogyny. Looking to pay homage to women who work in the trades, while also creating a dialogue around the issues female workers face, Cuesta College’s Harold J. Miossi Gallery is currently displaying Rivet: An Exhibition on Women in the Trades through July 29, which includes the works of artists like Peach and others. While the Canada-based Peach started in the creative world, she now combines her art with work, making sculptural pieces by welding; still her processes for work and art vary. “It’s really a completely different experience,” Peach said. “It’s like a different part of my brain is being used.” One of her pieces, Heart of a Cowboy, features a steel tripod with a stone hanging from its center, which hails from the Rocky Mountains in Canada and was gifted to the artist by a friend. Another piece, Soft and Strong, giddily makes use of word play and features a welded toilet paper holder (complete with TP) affixed to a wall with a wrench hanging just below. Boston mixed-media artist Susan Eisenberg’s work is also featured in the show and is inspired by her time working in construction to build structures like hotels and auto plants. Eisenberg was part of the first wave of women in the country to be trained to work a trade under Carter’s executive order. According to Eisenberg, the number of women working in the trades currently hovers below 3 percent, a number similar to her early days in the industry. After interviewing women who worked in the trades for her book, We’ll Call You If We Need You, Eisenberg was inspired to create a largerthan-life piece, Stella, to represent those voices. Stella is a three-dimensional figure busy at work in coveralls once worn on the job site by WORKING HARD The multi-media piece Stella came to be after her creator, complete with a artist Susan Eisenberg interviewed women in the trades about their diamond hard-hat atop her experiences for her book, We’ll Call You If We Need You. head. Her face is compiled PHOTO COURTESY OF SUSAN EISENBERG
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of magazine If you build it… clippings of Rivet: An Exhibition on Women in different female the Trades will be on display at Cuesta workers’ faces, College’s Harold J. Miossi Gallery through taken out of trade July 29, with a film screening of Sista in magazines. the Brotherhood on July 8 at 7:30 p.m. at the sculpture yard on campus. The gallery “A lot of these is open Monday through Friday from 11 stories were really a.m. to 4 p.m. and on the first and third distressing,” Saturday of the month from noon to 4 Eisenberg said, p.m. during exhibitions. Visit cuesta.edu recounting tales for more information. of male workers “accidentally” dropping plywood or tools on their female coworkers. Other women had to deal with inadequate bathrooms on the job site or being lied to about whether a circuit they were working on was live or dead, putting their lives at risk. While the numbers remain low for women in the trades, their stories are rich and varied. Both Peach and Eisenberg hope advancements like high schools promoting work in the trades to young girls or developers requiring more diverse work forces on their sites will become more of the norm. “It would make a huge difference,” Peach said. Δ Ryah Cooley loves a good DIY story at rcooley@ newtimesslo.com.
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The democratic way
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American Spirit art show tugs at threads of freedom
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fter the final fireworks have gone off and the last hot dog and ’smore get scraped off the grill from the Fourth of July celebrations, consider extending that patriotic feeling by stopping by a local art show. In 1941, President Franklin Roosevelt gave his famous State of the Union address on the “four freedoms,” in which he outlined liberties that everyone should ideally enjoy, including freedom of speech, freedom of worship, freedom from want, and freedom from fear.
Looking to dig a little deeper than the stars and stripes, the Paso Robles Art Association took Roosevelt’s speech as inspiration for its latest art show, American Spirit, currently on display at Studios on the Park. Ruta Saliklis, curator at the San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, stepped in to act as juror for the show. “We should do more than have barbecues and watch fireworks,” Saliklis said of Independence Day. “It [the art show] takes it a little more seriously. If it just makes them think just for a second … . IMAGE COURTESY OF THE PASO ROBLES ART ASSOCIATION Art has the power to make us respect one another.” While artists tackled different aspects and interpretations of the “four freedoms,” two pieces in particular, by Lin Mercer and Janice Pluma, are different sides of the same coin when it comes to freedom from fear. In a post 2016 election world, fear is rampant. Fear of what the current administration will do. Fear of how those opposed to the political party in power might react to what they do. Fear of saying who you voted for or what God you pray to, out loud. The fear is palpable. But Mercer’s piece, Free, No Fear imagines a different world, a lighter world. Her acrylic painting shows several young girls laughing as they all attempt to do cartwheels and generally goof off and have fun in a field. The sun is shining, and these kids have nary a care in the world. It’s a feeling Mercer wishes everyone could experience right now. “I was trying to find something that felt a little more loose,” Mercer said. She recounted some of the final words her father, who lived to be more than 100 years old, told her during his last days: “It’s most important to be happy.” If Mercer’s piece shows us where we want to be, then Pluma’s is a stark, spellbinding DIVIDED Paso Robles artist Janice Pluma’s piece Dark Times is an emotional representation of exactly where depiction of our nation’s current political climate. we are. The abstract acrylic
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BIRMINGHAM BOYS UB40 founding members—(left to right) Mickey Virtue, Ali Campbell, and Astro—play the Avila Beach Golf Resort on July 7.
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t’s hard to believe UB40 has never played here before, but apparently their Friday, July 7, show at the Avila Beach Golf Resort is their Central Coast debut (doors at 5:30 p.m.; all ages; $37.59 to $90 tickets at Boo Boo Records or eventbright.com). Best known for the Neil Diamond cover “Red Red Wine” (No. 1, 1988) and “Can’t Help Falling in Love” (No. 1, 1993), fi rst made famous by Elvis Presley, UB40 is one of the most successful reggae bands in the world. They formed in 1978 in Birmingham, England, as a group of multi-racial layabouts whose band name came from the British unemployment form. They began playing on instruments bought with money paid to guitaristsinger Ali Campbell from injuries sustained in a bar fight, and they were so bad they nearly quit, but by the end of a year, Chrissie Hynde of The Pretenders had invited them to tour with her band.
They’ve charted more than 50 songs on the UK Singles Chart, earned multiple Top 10 Gold and Platinum selling albums, been nominated for Best Reggae Album Grammy four times, and in 1984 they were nominated for the Brit Award for Best British Group. All told, they’ve sold more than 70 million records. The original lineup included musicians of English, Irish, Jamaican, Scottish, and Yemeni descent, and today the band contains three original members: Campbell, Astro, and Mickey Virtue, who have reunited once again to bring their show to Avila Beach. Expect to hear hits such as “Food for Thought,” their version of Sonny and Cher’s “I Got You Babe,” and more. Matisyahu and Ragin Fyah will open the show. A portion of the proceeds benefits the Rossi Foundation—a nonprofit 501c3—and all the community charities it supports. This show is brought to you by California Roots and Otter Productions Inc.
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DANCING QUEENS Tribute act The ABBA Show is one of the many performers to play Pride in the Plaza on July 9, in the SLO Mission Plaza.
Famed British reggae act UB40 plays Avila Beach Get your pride on!
Central Coast Pride has a bunch of great events coming up this weekend, starting on Friday, July 7, with the annual Drag Show, at the SLO Guild Hall (6:30 or 8:30 p.m.; 21-and-older; $20 at slopride.com). Hosted by Tommi Rose, the event includes three stars from RuPaul’s Drag Race. Doors open 30 minutes before show time. SLO Brew hosts Stronger Together— Pride Party on Saturday, July 8 (10 p.m.; 21-and-older; $15 at ticketweb.com), with emcee Grace Towers. Proceeds from the dance party benefit SLO Pride. On Sunday, July 9, Pride in the Plaza returns to the SLO Mission Plaza (noon to 5:30 p.m.; all ages; free), with entertainment all afternoon, including punk style ’80s pop by the Makeover Band, an ABBA tribute by The ABBA Show, and a Lady Gaga tribute by Tierney Allen. Afterward, the fun moves to Novo Restaurant & Lounge from
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SHELLFISH MUSIC Australia’s Atlas Genius headlines the sixth annual Central Coast Oyster Festival on July 8, at Avila Beach Golf Resort.
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The sixth annual Central Coast Oyster Festival is happening this Saturday, July 8, at the Avila Beach Golf Resort (noon to 8 p.m.; all ages; $25 general admission, $10 child admission, and $38 tasting tickets available at centralcoastoysterfest.com). Australian alt-rock headliner Atlas Genius went from a little-known Aussie act to international stardom after their song “Trojans” was featured on the Neon Gold website, resulting in 45,000 downloads in the U.S. as well as several record label offers. Formed by brothers Keith (vocals/ guitar), Steven (bass), and Michael Jeffery (drum), along with English friend Darren Sell (keyboards), they started as a cover band, using their earnings to build their own recording studio. By the time they signed to Warner Bros., they were a trio after Steven left the band. They recorded Inanimate Objects, their followup to their debut When It Was Now, in California, releasing it in 2015, meaning they’re just about due for another album, so expect some new material. Other performers include Oaklandbased hip-hop collective the Zion I Crew, deep grooving reggae act El Dub, jam band The Alpine Camp, and local singer-songwriter Chad Land. Bring your appetite!
Splish splash!
Hayley and the Crushers return to Sally Loo’s for the second annual Summer Crush Pool Party this Sunday, July 9 (6 to 9 p.m.; all ages; free). Like last year, the event features original art and set design by Neal Breton and begins with a DJ set by DJ Mano Gil, not to mention summer goodies such as gourmet cotton candy courtesy of Haute Sugar and delicious food and punch from Sally Loo’s. “Pride in the Plaza is the same day from noon to 5:30,” Crushers front-diva Hayley “Crusher” Cain said in an email. “Our bash will take place immediately after. We hope to support the local LGBTQ community with a suggested donation to 5 Cities Hope, a very new grassroots nonprofit that creates fun and safe events for this vibrant community in the Five Cities area.” Bring some extra dough and pick up a copy of the Crushers’ debut album Jewel Case, a great collection of bobbing fun summer surf songs with a punk edge. STARKEY continued page 34
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DIVE IN! Hayley and the Crushers bring their surf rock to Sally Loo’s during the second annual Summer Crash Pool Party, with a pool-centric set design by Neal Breton.
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AUSTIN BOYS The Band of Heathens play a special dinner show on July 11, at Paso’s Treana Tasting Cellars, for an intimate evening of Americana rock. STARKEY from page 32
“The main spectacle is local artist’s Neal Breton’s new poolscape brought to life by plywood, paint, spray paint, and cardboard,” Hayley added. “Members of the band, local business owner Jenn Hix, and Neal are working together to create this artscape—which promises to be bigger and better this year. Prizes will be given for best Beach Goth and Beach Bunny, so attendees are encouraged to dress in their favorite summer garb. Hawaiian shirts, grass skirts, floatie toys, sunglasses, summer hats, board shorts, and even swimsuits are all encouraged!”
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Good Medicine Presents brings Austinbased Americana rockers The Band of Heathens back to the Central Coast for an intimate night of wine and a catered dinner on Tuesday, July 11, at Paso’s Treana Tasting Cellars (6:30 p.m.; all ages; $65 presale at ticketfly.com, or $75 at the door … if available; tickets are limited). The band is touring in support of Duende, their fifth studio album, whose title means “1. a quality of inspiration and passion 2. a heightened sense of emotion, expression, and authenticity 3. a spirit,” according to the band’s bio. As co-founder Ed Jurdi explained in press materials, “It’s the essence of the artist.” Or as bandmate Gordy Quist added, “It’s a word we don’t have an equivalent for in English. Artistically, that’s where we tried to set the bar, to do what this band does best.” The band—Jurdi (guitar, keys, vocals), Quist (guitar, vocals), Trevor Nealon (keys, vocals), Richard Milsap (drums, vocals), and Scott Davis (bass, vocals)—have been at it since 2006, delivering everything from acoustic charmers to upbeat rock. PHOTO COURTESY OF DANIELLA SMITH
BLUEGRASS BIZ San Francisco-based blues and bluegrass band Dirty Cello plays the second annual Bluegrass, Blues, and Buffalos show on July 8, at Lazy Arrow Adventures.
On Duende, you can hear high-energy rockers such as “Trouble Came Early” and “Keys to the Kingdom,” or the pedal steel twang of “Green Grass of California”—“an ode to the more potent strains of sensimilla on the dispensary shelf and a fervent plea to ‘legalize it.’” Songs explore everything from the sacrifices of life on the road (“All I’m Asking”) to materialism (“Keys to the Kingdom”), from social media (“Cracking the Code”) to Mexican immigration in an era of discrimination (“Road Dust Wheels”). “While modern technology has certainly allowed us to stay in touch over vast distances—something a band that lives on the road certainly appreciates— it doesn’t really provide the authentic connection we crave,” Quist said. “We’ve created a portal through which we lose ourselves and miss what’s really going on right in front of us, hiding the fact that our supposed connected culture can be a really lonely place.” Added Jurdi, “I feel the album brings together all our influences, everything we’ve done over the years as a band. We’ve touched on every part of our career … our roots, some singer-songwriter contemplative stuff, [and] some highenergy rock ’n’ roll. It’s all us, the record we were supposed to make. Ten years later, that’s what keeps us coming back.” Duende charted at No. 1 on Americana Radio list, with “All I’m Asking” now at No. 22 on the Triple-A charts. This is a great live act! If you’re looking for a night of good music, good wine, and good food, get your ticket before they sell out.
More music …
The Clark Center hosts the Beach to Broadway Summer Recital this Saturday, July 8 (6 p.m.; all ages; $20 tickets at 489-9444). Student performers from The Studio of Performing Arts will sing, dance, and act their way into your heart. PHOTO COURTESY OF THE DAVE BECKER SEXTET
CHANTEUSE Singer-songwriter Daniella Smith plays Linnaea’s Café on July 8, bringing her ultra mellow jazzy sounds.
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San Francisco-based blues and bluegrass band Dirty Cello will play the second annual Bluegrass, Blues, and Buffalos show on Saturday, July 8, at Santa Margarita’s Lazy Arrow Adventures (6 to 9 p.m.; all ages; $15 at brownpapertickets.com), located at Camatta Ranch, a 32,000-acre ranch with more than 250 exotic animals including buffalo, deer, wild fowl, Hungarian pigs, and zebras. Local rockabilly act the Bonneville Phantoms open the show. Tickets includes lemonade, iced tea, and a grill if you want to barbecue. “You bring the meat, we’ll supply the heat!” organizers said. Two singer-songwriters—Caleb Tesnow and Daniella Smith—play Linnaea’s Café this Saturday, July 8 (7 p.m.; all ages; free). “Caleb is a folk-rock singer-songwriter with an incredibly powerful story,” Smith wrote in an email. “He spent over five years in the U.S. Army with two combat deployments, one in Afghanistan and one in Iraq. He’s now trying to musically spread awareness about the fear that controls the human experience, through thoughtful lyrics and energetic music and showmanship.” Of her own musical style, Smith added, “I’m an ultra mellow jazzy singer-songwriter passionate about the communication and connection tool that music is for people.” The SLO County Jazz Federation presents the Dave Becker Sextet featuring acclaimed L.A. trombonist Kevin Hicks on Saturday, July 8, at the Unity Concert Hall (7 p.m.; all ages; $20 general admission, $15 for Jazz Fed members, or $10 for students, in advance at brownpapertickets.com or Boo Boo Records). The three-man front line— Becker (saxes), Bob Bennett (trumpet), and Hicks on (trombone)—will play straight-ahead jazz reminiscent of Art Blakey’s Jazz Messengers. The group also includes Marshall Otwell (piano), Darrell Voss (drums), and Dylan Johnson (bass). Santa Barbara-based original psych indie rock and blues outfit Afishnsea plays Frog and Peach this Saturday, July 8 (10 p.m.; 21-and-older; free), delivering “sounds that get people grooving,” according to the band. Linnaea’s Café hosts soulfusion duo Jental & The HuzBand this Tuesday, July 11 (7 p.m.; all ages; free), playing originals and “and a twist on some of your favorites from the ’60s to today’s top charts,” the band said in press materials. Δ
STRAIGHT AHEAD JAZZ The SLO County Jazz Fed presents the Dave Becker Sextet on July 8, at the Unity Concert Hall.
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LADY OF THE HOUSE Nicole Kidman stars as Miss Martha, the headmistress of a Southern girls’ school who agrees to take in a wounded Union soldier until he’s well enough to be turned over to the Confederacy and sent to military prison.
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riter-director Sofia Coppola (The Virgin Suicides, Lost in Translation, Marie Antoinette) helms this Civil War-era story about a wounded Union soldier named Cpl. John McBurney (Colin Farrell), who’s taken in by head mistresses Miss Martha (Nicole Kidman) of a Virginia girls’ school. However, after saving the enemy soldier, Miss Martha and her charges—Edwina (Kirsten Dunst), Alicia (Elle Fanning), Jane (Angourie Rice), Amy (Oona Laurence), and the other students—must confront sexual tensions, rivalries, and unexpected events. The film is based on Thomas Cullinan’s novel as well as Albert Maltz and Irene Kamp’s screenplay for the 1971 Clint Eastwood film of the same name. (93 min.) Glen It’s been a long time since I’ve seen the 1971 original film, but I don’t remember it being as dark and brooding as Coppola’s new version, which is set to a slow simmer that gradually builds until finally boiling over in unexpected ways. It begins with young mushroom hunter Amy out in the wilds of Virginia, with the distant sounds of cannon and musket fire always in the background. When she comes across the wounded McBurney, she’s startled but intrigued, which basically sums up the entire sevenmember population of the girls’ school.
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Some, like Alicia and Jane, have clear distrust for the Northerner, while others like Edwina and Amy are fascinated to be in such close proximity to a man. After some minor cajoling, Miss Martha is convinced that the “Christian” thing to do is to allow McBurney to recover from his wounds before contacting the Confederate soldiers and having him hauled off to a military prison. Sexual tension immediately brims over as Miss Martha and Edwina tend to McBurney’s badly damaged leg, and over the next several days as his condition improves, he begins to work his charms on the various women. It’s a quiet, one might even say slow, first third, but by the middle third, as McBurney tries to ingratiate himself by tending the garden and paying private compliments to the various girls and women, the rivalries begin to form as McBurney is invited to dine with the ladies. Catty exchanges about who’s trying harder to dress up and flirt ensue, setting up the final act for when things turn batshit crazy and betrayal and competition swirl throughout the household. It’s an interesting take on a story that probably didn’t need updating, but it’s still deft filmmaking from filmmaking royalty. Anna The Beguiled is an atmospheric journey, relying on the tension built by its quiet and darkly moody feel to hold
our attention. Because it’s a slow burn, the film took a while to grab my interest, but by the time McBurney was mended enough to work his charms on the ladies, the hook had sunk in. Kidman as Miss Martha pulls out a wonderfully layered performance, and since Coppola had her in mind for the part while writing the screenplay, the role was practically built for her. Her charges are poised and proper, a reflection of Miss Martha herself. The sexual tension of a dashing, wounded man in the home is especially poisonous to the headmistress and her two eldest charges, Edwina and Alicia, and the catty, jealous insults start a rivalry guaranteed to boil over and burn the balance of the girls’ home to the ground. After an accident that leaves him once again immobile, McBurney soon starts to feel more prisoner than patient, and his instinct to escape has him crazed and angry. A seemingly sweet and proper group of girls have become his jailers, and Miss Martha—the shrewd and cruel warden—is holding his key to freedom. I’ve never seen the 1971 film of the same name, but Coppola’s wicked and twisty take is unnerving and deliciously evil, despite a slow and quiet start to the film. Glen The performances certainly make the film watchable. Kidman is excellent, playing Martha with a slavish adherence to decorum. When Edwina wears an off-the-shoulder dress to dinner, Miss Martha directs her to cover her shoulders with her shawl. Dunst’s Edwina is quiet and melancholy. She is of marrying age, but three years into a bloody war, all the available men have gone off to fight and die. Fanning’s Alicia is by far the most conniving, explained by her youth and her budding sexuality. McBurney’s attention is like a drug to her. I’ve never been a big Farrell fan, but he plays McBurney effectively, coming off at first as a gentleman happy to be a prisoner and away from the fray, but soon it’s clear he’s a wolf in the hen house, offering each lady exactly what she needs to become enamored with him. Flirting with underage girls is never a good idea, however, and as his real character is revealed, his charms over the women
distract from the noise, he’s constantly got music playing through ear buds, choosing songs that are perfect for his task, whether that’s driving a getaway car from a heist or bopping through a neighborhood to grab coffee for the criminals Doc has gathered for the job. Doc never uses the same crew twice, but he always uses Baby, who he’s extorting because Baby owes him money after he was caught trying to boost Doc’s car. It’s the whole “one more job and you’re out,” thing, but after Baby falls for the waitress Debora (Lily James), she becomes the fulcrum upon which Doc can apply pressure to force Baby to do “one more job,” this one for “real money.” Spacey plays Doc with fatherly menace, acting as if he’s doing Baby a favor. The various criminals he teams together for the jobs are all different levels of crazy. Griff
(Jon Bernthal) is borderline psychotic and immediately hates Baby. The couple Buddy (Jon Hamm) and Darling (Eisa González) are lovebirds in love with each other and with the thrill of the crime. JD (Lanny Joon) is the least defined of the players, but Bats’ (Jamie Foxx) shtick is to be the craziest guy in the room. Elgort’s Baby is a really interesting character. He doesn’t talk much, but when he does, he sounds like a young Elvis Presley. Debora, a wide-eyed waif, dreams of hitting the road in a car she can’t afford, and Baby quickly becomes the man she wants to do it with. There’s also Baby’s foster father Joseph (CJ Jones), who’s deaf. Baby’s only interest is protecting Joseph and Debora, so even though he’s technically a criminal, we can’t help but sympathize since he’s being coerced into it and he’s a sweetheart among wolves.
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fade. About the only character who doesn’t fall victim to his roguish charms is Jane, who Rice plays as distrustful and guarded. Without these performances, Coppola’s Southern Gothic approach to direction, and her fine dialogue, the film might have bordered on boring, but instead it’s an insightful look at female sexuality at a time of extreme patriarchy. It’s definitely worth a look. If this was at a mainstream theater, I say it’s worth a matinee, but because The Palm is so reasonable, paying full price is a no brainer. Anna I’m in the same boat as far as its worth—thankfully Jim Dee keeps his prices low and his popcorn butter real, so more movies can be enjoyed via the big screen, even if the film isn’t a mustsee. My eyes have glazed over after a few weeks of big summer blockbusters, so a return to the Palm’s cozy atmosphere and a movie with more going on than a bunch of CGI action was very welcome. The Beguiled served up enough brooding tension and sexual energy to keep me attentive, and as the tautly pulled threads of McBurney’s sanity start to fray, the film pulled out the wicked payoff I was hoping for. While it isn’t my favorite of the director’s films, Coppola managed to create enough atmosphere and tension to ride through the more mundane moments of the film. Pair that with some pretty tight performances from the minimal cast and The Beguiled is a good film to see if you need a break from the overstimulation of the big summer movies. Δ Split Screen is written by Senior Staff Writer Glen Starkey and his wife, Anna. Comment at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com. LOTHARIO Colin Farrell is Cpl. John McBurney, who, once ensconced in the girls’ school, begins to wield his charms on the women and girls there.
REVIEW SCORING FULL PRICE .... It’s worth the price of an evening show MATINEE ........ Save a few bucks, catch an afternoon show RENTAL .......... Rent it STREAMING.... Wait ’til Netflix has it NOTHING ........ Don’t waste your time What makes it fun is that Baby may be young and inexperienced, but he’s got something about him that’s undeniably competent—much more competent than the scumbags he’s working with. The film is mostly filled with amazing car chases, a foot chase just as exciting as the car chases, the aforementioned trip to gather coffee that plays like a music video, and a blisteringly good soundtrack. It’s a pretty irresistible combination, though I have to say the beginning of the film is more fun than the end. Yes, it’s lightweight, but for some summer fun, I highly recommend it! (113 min.) —Glen Starkey
BEATRIZ AT DINNER What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Full Price
Where’s it showing? The Palm, Stadium 10 Director Miguel Arteta (The Good Girl, Youth in Revolt, Cedar Rapids) directs screenwriter Mike White’s (The Good Girl, School of Rock, Nacho Libre) script about Beatriz (Salma Hayek), a holistic healer whose car breaks down, leading her to stay for a fancy dinner party at her wealthy clients Cathy (Connie Britton) and Grant’s (David Warshofsky) home. They’re gathered to celebrate the green light of a massive new shopping mall complex spearheaded by ruthless real estate tycoon Doug Strutt (John Lithgow), for whom Grant works. Other guests include Doug’s wife, Jeana (Amy Landecker), and Doug’s other employee, Alex (Jay Duplass), who was responsible for greasing the elected officials who OK’d the project, as well as Alex’s wife, Shannon (Chloë Sevigny).
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The film explores the chasm that exists between the haves and the havenots, delineating the vastly different ways of thinking between conservatives and liberals. It’s painted in broad and somewhat clichéd strokes, but with Salma Hayek at one end of the spectrum and John Lithgow at the other, the performances transcend the film’s ham-fisted polemics. Beatriz is highly empathetic, almost to the point of being constantly overwhelmed by the ills she sees in the world. Doug is bilious and boorish, believing the poor get exactly what they deserve. The film unfolds in poetic ways, largely because of the depth of Hayek’s performance but also because of the way the filmmakers weave Beatriz’s backstory involving the loss of her town in Mexico MOVIES continued page 40
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Arts MOVIES from page 38 due to cruel American hotel developers, her intense love of animals, and her earnest belief that positivity can heal. She’s almost a saint, but Beatriz is also a fully realized character who struggles with her own feelings of impotence in the face of Doug Strutt’s ugly power. He represents everything she believes is wrong with the world, from his dismissal of the protestors who fight his projects, to his African big game hunting adventures, to his rejection of environmental concerns. The other characters serve as various gradients along the Beatriz/Doug continuum, with Britton’s Cathy being the most liberal. She loves Beatriz because when Cathy’s daughter was sick with Hodgson’s Disease, Beatriz helped the girl through, but she represents how easily wealth and power corrupt. Cathy’s husband Grant is a sycophantic yes-man to Doug, as is Alex, who wants more than anything to ride Doug’s coattails into wealth and power. They have no moral compass. Doug’s wife, Jeana—his third—and Alex’s wife, Shannon, are more interested in the trappings of wealth but still like to pretend to have concern for others. The awkward interactions between the various group members are priceless and wonderfully written, but also cringeworthy. There are laughs, but they’re the kind that get stuck in your throat. Tender moments abound. The film can certainly be accused of being didactic, but it’s more than mere liberal fantasy since Beatriz is a clearly flawed character. Still, it’s a beautiful story, wonderfully acted, and effectively executed by White and Arteta, who’ve proven themselves a solid team. (83 min.) —Glen Starkey
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What’s it rated? G Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Fair Oaks, Galaxy Blindsided by a new generation of blazing-fast racers, the legendary Lightning McQueen (voice of Owen Wilson) is pushed out of the sport he loves. To get back in the game, he will need the help of an eager young race technician, Cruz Ramirez (voice of Cristela Alonzo), plus inspiration from the late Fabulous Hudson Hornet (voice of Paul Newman), and a few unexpected turns. (109 min.) —Walt Disney Pictures
SUPER GROWING PAINS In Spider-Man: Homecoming a young Peter Parker (Tom Holland) struggles with wanting to do more as a super hero.
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What’s it rated? PG Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Stadium 10, Sunset Drive In, Park, Galaxy The mischievous Minions hope that Gru (Steve Carell) will return to a life of crime after the new boss of the AntiVillain League fires him. Instead, Gru decides to remain retired and travel to Freedonia to meet his long-lost twin brother (also voiced by Carell) for the first time. The reunited siblings soon find themselves in an uneasy alliance to take down the elusive Balthazar Bratt (Trey Parker), a former 1980s child star who seeks revenge against the world. (90 min.) —Universal Pictures
THE HERO
What’s it rated? R Where’s it showing? The Palm, Galaxy Lee Hayden (Sam Elliott) is an aging Western icon with a golden voice, but his best performances are decades behind him. He spends his days reliving old glories and smoking too much weed with his former-co-star-turned-dealer, Jeremy (Nick Offerman), until a surprise cancer diagnosis brings his priorities
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vertigo as a result and quits the police force. But he’s roped back into the detective game by an old college friend, Gavin Elster (Tom Helmore), who complains that his wife, Madeleine (Novak), is possessed by a dead woman’s spirit. Elster wants Ferguson to follow her and find out more. While initially resistant, Ferguson becomes more and more entranced by Madeleine because she does appear to When? 1958 be overtaken by the spirit of a Carlotta What’s it rated? PG Valdes, who committed suicide long Where’s it available? DVD ago. Ferguson begins to fall in love with Madeleine, as he follows her to some f course, I’ve watched Alfred Hitchock’s Vertigo, the ninth greatest iconic locations in San Francisco: The Mission, Legion of Honor art museum, movie of all time according to the and Fort Point. American Film Institute, at least once While slow-paced like many a movie before July 1, 2017, right? Wrong. I’m from the ’50s and before, Hitchcock puts ashamed to admit it, but this was my his timeless magic touch on the way the first time seeing the flick. Any illusions film unfolds. There’s the suspenseful that I’m some film buff with any shred orchestral music, the trippy camera tricks of credibility to review movies for a (it was the first film to use the dolly newspaper are out the window, right? zoom to distort and disorient, mimicking OK, that might be a little harsh. vertigo), and the Hitchcock-ian twists, For those who need a refresher, surprises, and psychedelic character Vertigo is based on a 1954 French novel building. The depiction of San Francisco D’entre les morts (From Among the is probably my favorite element of the Dead), set in the ever-gorgeous San film. The city is beautifully shot, with Francisco, and stars Hollywood icons some excellent, artistic, and eye-pleasing James Stewart and Kim Novak. It’s a sequences of Ferguson scouring the psychological romance thriller. John urban landscape for Madeleine. There’s Ferguson (Stewart) is a police detective also fantastic sequences of 17-Mile who one day, while chasing a bad guy, Drive in Monterey and Mission San Juan witnesses his partner plummet to his Bautista in San Benito. As a feat of death from atop a building. Ferguson directing and cinematography, this film is develops acrophobia (fear of heights) and up there for me.
into sharp focus. He soon strikes up an exciting, contentious relationship with stand-up comic Charlotte (Laura Prepon), and he attempts to reconnect with his estranged daughter, Lucy (Krysten Ritter),
Did my millennial attention span grow a little bored during moments of Vertigo? Definitely. But it felt to me like Vertigo holds up damn well 60 years later—a classic story, setting, and actors. (128 min.) Δ —Peter Johnson PHOTO COURTESY OF UNIVERSAL PICTURES
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NORMAN: THE MODERATE RISE AND TRAGIC FALL OF A NEW YORK FIXER
all while searching for one final role to cement his legacy. (93 min.) —The Orchard
THE HOUSE What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Rental Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Stadium 10, Bay, Park, Galaxy Written and directed by Andrew Jay Cohen) along with co-writer Brendan O’Brien (both worked together on Neighbors, Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates) comes the slapstick comedy The House, starring Amy Poehler and Will Ferrell. Is this the funniest movie these two comedy heavyweights have ever starred in? Nope. That being said, is this movie a better use of your time than the other dumb summer blockbusters? Yup! Here’s the breakdown: Suburban parents Kate (Poehler) and Scott (Ferrell) are jazzed when their daughter, Alex (Ryan Simpkins), wins a scholarship from the town to attend the ultra-fancy and expensive Bucknell University. But at the last minute the town, headed by City Councilman Bob (Nick Kroll) reneges on the promise, opting to build a pool instead. The couple is also dealing with their friend Frank’s (Jason Mantzoukas) life crisis as he spirals after his wife leaves
him because of his gambling and porn addictions. So naturally Kate and Scott decide to go into business with Frank to run an illegal underground casino in his house to pay for Alex’s college tuition. Hijinks ensue as the neighbors, bored with dreary suburban life, start to gamble away their money, get crazy drunk, and you know engage in some MMA style throw-downs. I mean this movie is from the guys who brought you Neighbors. The logic of the real world doesn’t apply here and they lean heavy on the physical comedy, with one character’s fingers getting cut off, another getting lit on fire, and two ladies going at it in the ring until they’re both spewing blood. Oh and there’s like zero consequences to anyone’s crazy’s antics in the long term, but that’s par for the course with this kind of zany comedy. The predictable hiccups arise, like the local government finding out about this little illegal gambling operation and trying to shut it down, but if you’ve seen one crazy comedy then you can likely guess how things pan out for Kate, Scott, and Alex. Poehler and Ferrell are an interesting combo, but she’s realistic as a parent/ normal human in a way that her co-star isn’t so it kind of works out. Mantzoukas, as a man on the edge with nothing left to lose as he tries to win back his wife and keep the bank from foreclosing on the house, is a wonderfully complex character
in a town filled with flatter personalities. Cal State Long Beach (go Beach!) alumni like myself will enjoy spotting the campus in the film, in spite of the one Bucknell banner someone from set design bothered to throw up. If you’re looking for a light diversion best enjoyed with a cocktail (or some kind of booze) in hand, then this is it. Just wait till it hits Red Box. (88 min.) —Ryah Cooley
MAUDIE What’s it rated? PG-13 Where’s it showing? The Palm Maudie, based on a true story, is an unlikely romance in which the reclusive Everett Lewis (Ethan Hawke) hires a fragile yet determined woman named Maudie (Sally Hawkins) to be his housekeeper. Maudie, bright-eyed but hunched with crippled hands, yearns to be independent, to live away from her protective family, and she also yearns, passionately, to create art. Unexpectedly, Everett finds himself falling in love. Maudie charts Everett’s efforts to protect himself from being hurt, as well as Maudie’s deep and abiding love for this difficult man and her surprising rise to fame as a folk painter. (115 min.) —Sony Pictures Classics
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SAN FRAN CLASSIC Alfred Hitchcock’s Vertigo is as much a gorgeously shot depiction of the “City by the Bay” as it is an iconic psychological thriller.
A QUIET PASSION What’s it rated? PG-13 Should I rent it? Maybe
SMURFS: THE LOST VILLAGE What’s it rated? 13 Should I rent it? Maybe
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THEIR FINEST What’s it rated? R Should I rent it? Definitely
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SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING
What’s it rated? PG-13 Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Sunset Drive In, Stadium 10, Park, Galaxy A young Peter Parker/Spider-Man (Tom Holland) begins to navigate his newfound identity as the web-slinging super hero. Thrilled by his experience with the Avengers, Peter returns home, where he lives with his Aunt May (Marisa Tomei), under the watchful eye of his new mentor Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.). Peter tries to fall back into his normal daily routine—distracted by thoughts of proving himself to be more than just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man—but when the Vulture (Michael Keaton) emerges as a new villain, everything that Peter holds most important will be threatened. (133 min.) —Sony Pictures
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RISKY BUSINESS Two financially strapped parents (Will Ferrell and Amy Poehler) start a secret casino in a friend's basement to pay for their daughter’s college tuition in The House. PHOTO COURTESY OF SONY PICTURES
GO, BABY, GO! In Baby Driver, a young getaway driver (Ansel Elgort) is forced to work for a crime boss (Kevin Spacey).
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What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Nothing Where’s it showing? Park, Stadium 10, Galaxy Director Michael Bay (Bad Boys, The Rock, Armageddon, Pearl Harbor, Transformers) returns with this fifth— and hopefully final—installment of the bombastic series based on Hasbro toys about two Cybertronian races: the good Autobots and the evil Decepticons. This time around, Autobots leader Optimus Prime (voiced by Peter Cullen) learns his home planet, Cybertron, is dead, and that he’s responsible. He discovers he must recover an artifact from Earth in order to bring his planet back to life, but it will mean the end of Earth. Meanwhile, Cybertronians on Earth— both Autobots and Decepticons—are being hunted and destroyed by the human-led Transformers Reaction Force (TRF), but Cade Yeager (Mark Wahlberg) still believes the Autobots are a force for good, and he works to save them as well as give Optimus Prime a chance to do the right thing even though he’s fallen under the spell of his maker, the sorceress Quintessa. For a guy who’s known for big, dumb spectacles, Michael Bay has really outdone himself. This is the biggest, dumbest spectacle of all—oppressive, incoherent, obnoxious, but worst of all, boring. If it wasn’t for all the intermittent explosions, I might have at least enjoyed a refreshing nap, but instead I was rocked from my slumber by one pyrotechnic display after another. The film’s opening sequence takes us back to 484 AD, where King Arthur (Liam Garrigan) and his army are facing insurmountable odds in a pitched battle. They’re waiting on Merlin (Stanley Tucci, who seems to be the only actor involved who realizes how silly the whole thing is), who has promised to arrive with a magic object that will win the war. It’s an alien staff Merlin receives from a Cybertronian whose ship crashed on Earth, where he’s remained stranded and in hiding. Fast forward to the present, where some kids have ventured into a Chicago no-go zone patrolled by TRF mechanical soldiers trying to kill Cybertronians. The imperiled kids are saved by 14-year-old Izabella (Isabela Moner), who in turn joins forces with Cade to save the Autobots. It turns out that Cade is “the chosen one,” who receives a metallic talisman from a dying Cybertronian named Steelbane. Wow, this really sounds absurd, and it is. The rest of the film is Cade, Izabella, random hot chick Vivian Wembly (Laura Haddock), upper crust British gentleman with all the answers Sir Edmund Burton (Anthony Hopkins), TRF commander who “gets” that the Autobots are good Colonel William Lennox (Josh Duhamel), and Transformers such as Bumblebee (voiced Erik Aadahl) and Hound (voiced by John Goodman) trying to save Earth from destruction as the planet Cybertron comes closer and closer to Earth, because apparently the laws of physics are not a thing in Transformers World. Let’s be honest: It’s not like any of the previous four Bay-directed Transformers films have been good, but at least the first one—Transformers (2007)—was a bit more coherent and fun, plus it introduced Megan Fox to a sea of fan boys. She and Shia LaBeouf reteamed for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), but they couldn’t create the same semi-magic of the first. It’s been downhill after that. In Transformers: Dark of the Moon
(2011), Fox was jettisoned for vapid blonde “it” girl Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and the goings-on headed in part to Earth’s moon, increasing the dumbness to new heights. Mark Wahlberg joined the fray in Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014), a title I hoped spelled the end of the tiresome series, but Bay has proven time and time again that he can milk a bellowing CGI mechanical dead cow. Review site Rotten Tomatoes is a pretty good indicator of how the franchise has slowly slid into irrelevance. The first had a 57 critic and 85 audience score, the second a 19 critic and 57 audience score, the third a 35 critic and 55 audience score, the fourth an 18 critic and 51 audience score, and this fifth one, a pathetic 15 critic and 56 audience score. If only around 50 percent of the audience likes these films, why do they keep going back for more? Stop encouraging Bay with your movie dollars! Sheesh! (149 min.) —Glen Starkey
WONDER WOMAN What’s it rated? PG What’s it worth? Full Price Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Stadium 10, Park, Galaxy Patty Jenkins (writer-director of Monster) directs this origin story of Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot), who was raised as Diana, an Amazon princess trained as an unbeatable warrior on a remote island. When an American pilot named Steve Trevor (Chris Pine) crashes in the waters off her home, Diana learns of a world war waging in the outside world and agrees to accompany Steve, determined to fulfill her destiny. Gadot is basically perfect for the role. The 5-foot-10 Israeli model, actress, and martial artist served in the Israeli Defense Forces for two years and won the Miss Israel title in 2004. Like Diana/Wonder Woman, she’s beautiful and fierce. The film actually opens in present day when we see that Bruce Wayne had delivered an old photograph to Diana of her with her comrades Steve, Sameer (Saïd Taghmaoui), Charlie (Ewen Bremner), and The Chief (Eugene Brave Rock) taken during World War I, which leads to an extended flashback of her protected childhood, her eventual warrior training, her saving of Steve, and her first foray into saving the world. It’s a pretty engrossing story—earnest, with doses of humor and gripping action sequences. It also tees up the next two DC Comics films Justice League, which is currently in post-production, and Justice League Part Two, which has been announced but hasn’t started filming. I have a feeling Wonder Woman and Gadot are finally going to give Marvel Comics a run for its money at the box office. This was a ripping good yarn! One of the film’s more interesting angles is Diana’s belief that if she can just kill Ares, the God of War (played by an unexpected actor), he’ll no longer have the power to poison men’s hearts and war will cease, which is why she’s so determined to find and destroy him. General Lundendorff (Danny Huston) and his chemist underling Dr. Maru (Elena Anaya) certainly seem to be the manifestation of Ares, but the mythology that Diana believes controls the world of men is far too simplistic she learns. She’s a deeply empathic person who can’t stand to see injustice and refuses to turn away when she sees it. The original plan was for Trevor to take her and his team around the trench warfare of no man’s land and infiltrate the enemy on its flank, destroying Lundendorff’s chemical weapons stockpile, but in the film’s central rousing set piece, Diana instead heads straight for the enemy, braving German machinegun nests, mortars, and tanks. The sequence is proof that you don’t need to be a man to stage an amazing cinematic battle, and hopefully it will land director Jenkins more big-budget jobs. Since writing and directing Monster, she’s been largely relegated to directing TV series episodes and made-for-TV movies. Hats off to DC, Warner Bros., and the producers of Wonder Woman for turning over the reins of this feminist story to someone with the smarts and the knowhow to give Wonder Woman the film she deserves. (141 min.) Δ —Glen Starkey
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which include the addition of a threedimensional element—like a barnacle, shell, or rock—added to the scene. Not too far from Carmos is artist E.T. McSparron, whose attire is appropriately artful with vivid colors and patchwork designs. He sells his portraits and other framed paintings. Art may be the main spectacle, but a variety of food vendors are also on hand, some of which offer free samples. I make a stop at a stand by La Bella Olives and Gourmet Foods, which has an assortment of preserves on display from Aloha from Oregon, like apricot-jalapeño pepper jelly and cranberry butter with port. I opt to try the balsamic cherry habanero pepper jelly, which lives up to its name with its strong cherry flavor and habanero heat. Other food vendors are selling kettle corn, cups of fruit with chili powder, hot dogs, fried corn kernels, and more. I decided to finish things off with an order of pad see ew from Sister Kitchen, which is onsite offering vegetarian versions of some of their signature Thai dishes. You can stop by the next Art in the Park at Dinosaur Caves on Aug. 6 from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Δ
DRIFTING AWAY Dennis “Bart” Theiler paints birds and other animals on driftwood.
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’m at an undisclosed location nestled off a dirt road atop a hillside across the way from the SLO airport. With a quaint yellow farmhouse, rolling green lawn, and epic sunset view, the setting feels very much “the Central Coast wedding venue.” On this evening, everything is decked out like a bride’s dream Pinterest board: A two-tiered wedding cake flanked by antique oil lamps stands below an oak tree; Table settings glimmer with rosecolored stemware; and big, bodacious floral displays bloom from every corner. However, all you have to do is smell those flowers to experience a subtle reveal: Tucked between the delicate yellow roses in these romantic bridal bouquets, you’ll find a dark green flowering herb with narrow leaves and a pungent aroma. Yep. This is a weed wedding. There is no Bob Marley thumping over the stereo or hacky sack party favors. This is a swank cannabis wedding industry event unlike anything that’s ever been put together in San Luis Obispo County—perhaps even the entire Central Coast. “Everyone’s been to a wedding where there’s a few people huddled in the corner smoking,” said event organizer Korinna Peterson, owner of Le Festin Events. “We really want to normalize the use of cannabis at events like this, and Prop. 64 allows us to do that.” Newsflash for those who forgot: The Adult Use of Marijuana Act, which passed last year, legalized recreational
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marijuana for those 21 and up. “Normalize” is certainly the word on everyone’s lips tonight, and professionalism is the name of the game. Here, the bar isn’t serving up mason jar mojitos: They’re mixing equally classy cannabis-infused sparkling water with blood orange syrup. Good Tides Bistro isn’t simply plating bites of pasta salad and asparagus laden flatbread: These literal munchies are infused with THC (the natural chemical found in cannabis that that gets you “high”) and CBD (a non psychoactive alternative that relaxes your body and promotes feel-good vibes). Nearby, you’ll even find a “bud-tender” offering up a rainbow of smoking options, as evidenced by weed-filled jars with labels like “Blue Dream” and “San Fernando Valley OG.” These “budtenders,” Megan Souza and Eric Powers, started their online biz Megan’s Organic Market in 2013 in an
available—and Powers packs the bowl effort to combat what they saw as a lack of verifiably organic medicine available to into a pipe for a single puff. An authorized the cannabis community. event token is exchanged (one token Now, the team services all of SLO equals one hit). County with sustainably farmed cannabis It’s not unlike wine tasting. My that they grow husband tries a puff themselves, including of the CBD stuff Budding industry edibles, extracts, topical and feels instant Learn more about the future of cannabis creams, infused water, muscle relaxation events in SLO by emailing Korinna Peterson CBD products, oils, and without any mental at korinna@lefestinevents.com. You can also good old fashioned weed impairment. I dig into learn more about local medical cannabis strains as diverse as the CBD pasta salad products at megansorganicmarket.com. any boutique wine or and nurse a “virgin” Good Tides Organic Bistro in Baywood offers catering, pop-up events, and more at craft beer. cannabis cocktail. goodtides.com. Those seeking to put If all goes well on private cannabis for the industry, events can hire the these types of vendor company to act as a budtender, but it offerings will be popping up more and should be noted that vendors cannot more at private events, although there are charge guests themselves. On this night, certainly still county regulations and red folks walk up to the bud bar, pick their tape to contend with. chosen weed—again, non-psychoactive FLAVOR continued page 48 CBD strains are
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Souza suggests curious edible newbies start small. Throw a dinner party and serve up something fun, easy, and relatively foolproof. She holds up a tin of chocolate covered blueberries sold on the business’s online store. At 5 milligrams of THC per berry, it’s easy to dose (and we all know why that’s important). Sure, feeding your friends and family edible cannabis creations can add an interesting twist to your next soiree or event, but overdoing it can lead to disaster. Do I even need to say that these potent snacks should not be stored anywhere a child could get their hands on them? “When it comes to smoking, people can usually pace themselves, as the effect is very quick. With edibles it’s a little different,” Souza says. “It’s important to be educated and stick with good products you can trust.” Attendee Missy Reitner-Cameron is spending her tokens happily. She says she remembers a day not too long ago when a single “mystery brownie” could really mess you up if you weren’t careful. She agrees: Information is power. “Edibles have become very scientific and far more precise. People are more educated in what they’re growing,” she says. “They can tell me, ‘This has 3 grams of TCH in it,’ and I know exactly how that will effect me.” While cities like San Francisco are already home to cannabis foodie events filled with gourmet, multi-course feasts, sushi and joint rolling classes, and wine and cannabis pairings, San Luis Obispo is just dipping its toe into the possibilities. Just ask event organizer Peterson. Sure, a host of lawyers were consulted to even put on this event, but with the new laws on the books, it’s an open frontier. She addresses the relaxed crowd with some optimistic words. “Most of the people here are hoping that 2017 is the time when cannabis is looked upon as nonchalantly a drink at a bar,” she says. “I am hoping it can be fully integrated soon, safely,
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ADVENTURES AWAIT Get clammy: You might know that Shell Cafe in Pismo Beach is one of the longest operating eateries on the Central Coast, but if you haven’t dined in the garden room near the wall covered in decades-old abalone and clam shells, you are missing out on a slice of local Americana tradition (also, you need try the eggs benny; shellcafepismo.com) … Bang the Drum Brewery in SLO is soaking up the sunny days of summer with a chilly concoction in hand. That would be their strawberry white milk stout, as refreshing as it is ripe! Stop by this off-the-beaten path brewery this summer for a host of music events unfolding on their scenic patio (go to @bangthedrumbrewery on Instagram for the latest) … keep a lookout for Blue Heron in Los Osos, a brand new farm-to-table restaurant that plans to open very soon!
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When I think of Sally Loo’s Wholesome Cafe, one of SLO’s first and most cherished third wave coffee joints, I think of three words: Local. Creative. Playful. From the array of bold art that moves across the walls throughout the year to the butcher paper scrawled with super seasonal brunch specials topped with produce from area farms, this cheery hangout tucked away on Osos Street has always screamed modern-coffee-shopmeets-eclectic grandma’s house (of course, I am looking at all you “cool grandmas” out there). “Wholesome” is right there in the name, and the food is exactly that: good for your soul, good for the environment, and extremely fun to eat. Last week, I saw a slightly more sophisticated side of Sally Loo’s, when I attended a soft opening for the cafe’s new wine bar hours. The experience still felt totally funky and handcrafted, but the small plates and drinks menu (served Wednesday through Sunday from 5 to 10 p.m. with happy hour 5 to 6 p.m.) was decidedly hipper, more adult. Local wines (Opolo, Hearst Ranch, Pomar Junction), a host of craft beers, and dry hard ciders replaced the ubiquitous lattes, açai bowls, and waffles. Table service and tabletop candles transformed the experience into more than a snack, although the prices are fun-sized. Now, you can stop in after work and grab a proper nosh, like their heirloom tomato stack with pesto and crispy prosciutto (highly recommend), stuffed dates to share, or even a trio of chocolate truffles dusted with orange zest. I nibbled on an epic cheese plate with delicious dairy and honeycomb sourced from local Stepladder Creamery, admiring the twinkle lights overhead. With live music on Friday nights, art happenings unfolding monthly, and that signature brown butcher paper still lining the tables (perfect for drawing dogs and mermaids), this is still the Sally Loo’s of laptops, giggling kids, and espresso shots. However, their new wine bar hours have struck a balance between coffee shop and white tablecloth: Think of this new offering as a respite from the thumping, rowdy college bars as well as an alternative to too-serious, too-fussy fine dining. Case in point: I was able to enjoy a glass of Field Recordings rosé while partaking in a goofy impromptu Boggle tournament with some new friends. If that’s not what this whole experiment is all about, I don’t know what is. Eat wholesome, but don’t grow up. It’s a trap! Δ Hayley Thomas Cain sucks at Boggle, but she’s always looking for juicy bites to share! Send ’em to hthomas@newtimesslo.com.
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FILE NO. 2017-1327 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: THE PLEASANT PLATE, 408 Printz Road, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Ashley Nicole Keeney(408 Printz Road, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Ashley Keeney. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-25-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, A. Bautista. 05-25-22. June 1, 8, 15, 22 & July 6 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1372 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: JAKE’S DIESEL REPAIR, 1430 Nipomo Ave, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Jacob Alan Beavers(1430 Nipomo Ave, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Jacob Beavers. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-31-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez. 05-31-22. June 29 & July 6, 13, 20 2017
FILE NO. 2017-1374 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/30/17) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CHRISMOTO, 787 Frances Ave, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Christopher Gage Upson(787 Frances Ave, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Christopher G. Upson. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 05-31-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, TJ. Blandford.05-31-22. June 22, 29 & July 6, 13 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1398 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/10/2011) New Filing The following person is doing business as: HOMETOWN CHIROPRACTIC, 8820 Morro Rd, Atascadero, CA 93422). San Luis Obispo County. Dr. Jaime Schultz D.C.(9744 Vina Way, San Miguel, CA 93451.) This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Jaime Schultz, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-02-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez.06-02-22. June 22, 29 & July 6, 13 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1402 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ASK FOR ADMIN, 4710 Prairie Road, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Christine A. Murphy(4710 Prairie Road, Paso Robles, CA 93446) and Jennifer L. Piper(9316 Bocina Lane, Apt. F, Atascadero, CA 93442. This business is conducted by a General Partnership./s/Christine A. Murphy. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-05-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown. 06-05-22. June 15, 22, 29 & July 6 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1406 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: AMERICAN HERITAGE PUBLICATIONS, 633 Ramona Ave, SPC 35, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Thomas Newton Mills(633 Ramona Ave, SPC 35, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ Thomas N. Mills, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-05-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, N. Balseiro. 06-05-22. June 15, 22, 29 & July 6 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1420 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/01/2009) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CHICADITA, 4665 Beacon Dr. Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Lacey Allyn Clifton(4665 Beacon Dr. Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Lacey A. Clifton. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-06-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, A. McCormick. 06-06-22. June 15, 22, 29 & July 6 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1422 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ROLLING HILLS RANCH, 4840 Rolling Hills Way, Creston, CA 93432. San Luis Obispo County. Mandy L Lepp(4840 Rolling Hills Way, Creston, CA 93432). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Mary L Lepp. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-06-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, A. McCormick. 06-06-22. June 15, 22, 29 & July 6 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1424 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: COASTAL CLEANERS, 980 Longbranch Ave, Unit B, Grover Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Guy Michael Gonzales and Cassie Ann Gonzales(980 Longbranch Ave, Unit B, Grover Beach, CA 93449.). This business is conducted by a Married Couple./s/Guy Gonzales. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-06-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 06-06-22. June 22, 29 & July 6, 13 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1426 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: FOUR STAR VILLAGE AUTO SERVICE, 401 Traffic Way, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. LWC Management Inc.(542 Inger, Santa Maria, CA 93454). This business is conducted by a Corporation./s/LWC Management, Windy Clark/President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-06-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, I. Diaz. 06-06-22. June 15, 22, 29 & July 6 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1427 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/05/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ROCA GROWERS, 33 Verde Dr, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Rodrigo Ivan Bermudez(33 Verde Dr, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Rodrigo Ivan Bermudez, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-06-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 06-06-22. June 15, 22, 29 & July 6 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1429 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SYBILL HALEY PHOTOGRAPHY, 1219 Sawleaf Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Sybill Haley(1219 Sawleaf Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Sybill Haley. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-07-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez.06-07-22. June 22, 29 & July 6, 13 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1430 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: OVERTON WORKSHOP, 1150 Laurel Lane, Suite 190, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. LeftLane Sports(1150 Laurel Lane, Suite 190, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by a Corporation./s/LeftLane Sports, Helio A Fialho, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-07-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, N. Balseiro. 06-07-22. June 15, 22, 29 & July 6 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1431 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SLO TRAILER COMPANY, 2357 Blvd Del Campo, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Amanda Michelle Van Fleet(2357 Blvd Del Campo, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Amanda Michelle Van Fleet. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-07-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 06-07-22. June 15, 22, 29 & July 6 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1432 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SUPERIOR FIRE PROTECTION, 495 Violet, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Lloyd Dean Parrish(495 Violet, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ Lloyd D. Parrish, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-07-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, N. Balseiro. 06-07-22. June 15, 22, 29 & July 6 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1435 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/06/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: DREAMY DRAGON, 469 Arbutus Ave, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Mary Maeve Holden(469 Arbu-
LEGAL NOTICES tus Ave, Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Mary Maeve Holden. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-07-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, A. Bautista. 06-07-22. June 15, 22, 29 & July 6 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1438 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: THE REFINERY HAIR STUDIO, 515 Broad Street, Unit A, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Jon K. Haddeland(515 Broad Street, Unit A, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Jon K. Haddeland. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-07-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, I. Diaz. 06-07-22. July 6, 13, 20 & 27 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1442 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/08/2007) New Filing The following person is doing business as: HANSEN AND ROSS, 5531 Morningstar Pl, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Bruce D. Ross(5531 Morningstar Pl, Paso Robles, CA 93446) and Steven E. Ross(211 Garden St. Arroyo Grande, CA 93420.) This business is conducted by a General Partnership./s/ Bruce Ross. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-07-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, AS. King.06-07-22. June 22, 29 & July 6, 13 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1444 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ADIKA GROUP, 1035 Vine St. Ste. A, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Amber Stover and Stephen Adika(478 Kenton Ct. Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by a State or Local Registered Domestic Partnership./s/ Amber Stover. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-08-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, A. McCormick. 06-08-22. June 15, 22, 29 & July 6 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1447 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: MATTHEW’S VINEYARD, 7210 Lewis Lane, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Christopher L. Will and Rosemarie Will(7210 Lewis Lane, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by a Married Couple./s/Christopher L. Will, Proprietor. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-08-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, A. Bautista. 06-08-22. June 15, 22, 29 & July 6 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1448 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/14/2007) New Filing The following person is doing business as: THE SOCK DRAWER, 852 Higuera St, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. The Sock Drawer, Inc.(852 Higuera St, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by a Corporation./s/The Sock Drawer, Inc. Brooke English/CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-08-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, I. Diaz. 06-08-22. June 15, 22, 29 & July 6 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1449 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: LAFRANCHI BUSINESS CONSULTING, 2425 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Jeffrey Michael Lafranchi(2425 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Jeffrey Michael Lafranchi. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-08-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, I. Diaz. 0608-22. June 15, 22, 29 & July 6 2017
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2017-1450 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/16/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: MORRO BAY WINTER BIRD FESTIVAL, 1670 7TH Street, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Morro Coast Audubon Society(1670 7TH Street, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by a Corporation./s/Morro Coast Audubon Society, Treasurer Rosemay Cameron. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-08-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, TJ. Blandford. 06-08-22. June 15, 22, 29 & July 6 2017
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2017-1454 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/09/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SHELL BEACH TRIBE, 159 Naomi Avenue, Shell Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Cheryl Leanne Goldberg(159 Naomi Avenue, Shell Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ Cheryl Leanne Goldberg. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-09-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 06-09-22. June 15, 22, 29 & July 6 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1458 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: TED FLETCHER PHOTOGRAPHY, 1929 Fieldstone Circle, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Ted Fletcher(1929 Fieldstone Circle, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Ted Fletcher. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-09-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, A. Bautista. 06-09-22. July 6, 13, 20 & 27 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1459 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: OCEAN GAMING, 1236 Los Osos Valley Rd, Unit B, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Philip Clark(10 Zanzibar Terrace Drive, Morro Bay CA 93442). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ Philip Clark. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-12-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, A. Bautista. 06-12-22. June 15, 22, 29 & July 6 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1462 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CARBYTES, 100 E.
LEGAL NOTICES Ormonde Rd, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Anthony Jose Cecena(100 E. Ormonde Rd, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ Anthony Jose Cecena, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-12-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, A. Bautista. 06-12-22. June 15, 22, 29 & July 6 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1466 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/12/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: THE GYPSY DEN SALON, 2252 Broad Street, Suite 120, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Jennifer Hammack(1213 Chaparral Circle, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Jennifer Hammack. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-12-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 06-12-22. June 22, 29 & July 6, 13 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1469 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CHEW ON VEGAN, 701 Bay St, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Debi Lee Chew(701 Bay St, Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Debi Lee Chew. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-12-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 06-12-22. June 22, 29 & July 6, 13 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1472 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/07/1984) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CUSTOM CANVAS CO., 942 Griffin St, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Lynette M Navarro(1157 Rose Court, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ Lynette Navarro. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-12-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, A. Bautista. 06-12-22. June 22, 29 & July 6, 13 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1476 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/09/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: MARCH A MILE, MARCH A MILE IN THEIR BOOTS, 1197 Highland Way, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Paul Dukes(572 Sandercock St, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Paul Dukes. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-12-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown. 06-12-22. June 22, 29 & July 6, 13 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1482 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/13/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: IN 2 IT, 1312 E. Grand Ave, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Shelley A. Thomas and Michael V. Thomas(432 California Street, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by a Married Couple./s/Shelley A. Thomas. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-13-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, N. Balseiro.06-13-22. June 22, 29 & July 6, 13 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1483 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/13/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: THE SEWING ATELIER, 2098 9th Street, Unit A, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Nina Taylor Kobliska(1325 San Luis Avenue, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ Nina Taylor Kobliska, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-13-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, N. Balseiro. 06-13-22. June 22, 29 & July 6, 13 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1486 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/13/2016) New Filing The following person is doing business as: THE PROTO:87 STORES, THE HAND LAID TRACK COMPANY, ACCUTRAK, INTELLIGENCE, REICHERT ROBOTICS, 1153 Vard Loomis Lane, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Andrew Ronald Reichert(1153 Vard Loomis Lane, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Andrew Ronald Reichert. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-13-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, I. Diaz.06-13-22. June 22, 29 & July 6, 13 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1490 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: THE FARMERS GUILD CATERING AND EVENTS, 560 Avila Beach Drive, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Jesse F. Smith(326 Castaic Ave, Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ Jesse F. Smith. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-14-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, N. Balseiro.06-14-22. June 22, 29 & July 6, 13 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1494 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/25/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SLO REP, 888 Morro Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93406. San Luis Obispo County. San Luis Obispo Reperatory Theatre(888 Morro Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93406). This business is conducted by a Corporation./s/San Luis Obispo Reperatory Theatre, Michael Simkins, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-14-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong. County Clerk, N. Balseiro.06-14-22. June 22, 29 & July 6, 13 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1495 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/14/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: UPSTAIRS DINING AND LOUNGE, UPSTAIRS CATERING, 815 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Upstairs Endeavors, LLC(516 Mitchell Drive, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company./s/ Upstairs Endeavors, LLC, Leslie D. Gullikson-Manager. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-14-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez.06-14-22. June 22, 29 & July 6, 13 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1496 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SHINE INDUSTRIES, 2245 Carpenter Canyon Road, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Andrew Pettit Crockett and Mark Pettit Crockett(2245 Carpenter Canyon Road, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by a General Partnership./s/Andrew Crockett. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-14-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, N. Balseiro.06-14-22. June 22, 29 & July 6, 13 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1502 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/15/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: TAQUERIA 805, 1276 Drake Circle, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Tony Quintero(1276 Drake Circle, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405.) This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Tony Quintero. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-15-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez.06-15-22. June 22, 29 & July 6, 13 2017
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2017-1512 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: WINE SNEAK, 4468 Broad St. #120, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Ash Mehta and Lissa
LEGAL NOTICES Ann Hallberg.(327 Montecito Ave, Shell Beach, CA 93449.) This business is conducted by a Married Couple./s/Ash Mehta, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-16-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Kramos. 0616-22. June 22, 29 & July 6, 13 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1514 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: MARSHALL EQUESTRIAN, 9961 Santa Clara Rd, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. Katherine Marshall Ellis(9103 San Gabriel Road, Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Katherine M. Ellis. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-16-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, TJ. Blandford. 06-16-22. July 6, 13, 20 & 27 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1519 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/19/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: TUCAN TRUCKING, 417 Avenida De Socios #E, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Manuel S. Torres(417 Avenida De Socios #E, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ Manuel Torres. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-19-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez. 06-19-22. June 29 & July 6, 13, 20 2017
NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING Pursuant to Health and Safety Code Section 5473 et seq. and County Ordinance 3209, by which delinquent sewer service charges may be collected on the County tax roll, the Board of Supervisors of the County of San Luis Obispo will hold a public hearing on July 18, 2017, at 9 a.m., in the Board of Supervisors Chambers, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, regarding the collection of 2016-17 delinquent sewer service charges on the 2017-18 tax roll. Pursuant to Health and Safety Code 5473 et seq., the County has caused a written report to be prepared and filed with the Clerk, which contains a description of each parcel of real property receiving such services and facilities and the amount of the charge for each parcel for the 201617 fiscal year, computed in conformity with the charges prescribed by County Ordinance 3209, for each parcel that has failed to pay its 2016-17 sewer service charges. At the noticed time mentioned above, the Board of Supervisors shall hear and consider all objections or protests, if any, to said report and the collection of the 2016-17 delinquent sewer service charges on the 2017-18 County tax roll. The report is on file in the office of the County Clerk and is available for public inspection. All hearing items are scheduled for 9:00 a.m. but this hearing will likely commence later in the day. To determine the placement of this item on the agenda, please contact the County Administrative Office the Thursday afternoon before the scheduled hearing date. Date: June 22, 2017 TOMMY GONG County Clerk and Ex-Officio Clerk Of the Board of Supervisors, County of San Luis Obispo, State of California By: /s/Sandy Currens Deputy Clerk June 29 & July 6, 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1521 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/19/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BOWSER BOUTIQUE, 715 Santa Maria Ave. Unit E, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Kaitlyn Lorriaine May(951 Santa Ynez Ave, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Kaitlyn Lorraine May. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-19-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 06-19-22. June 29 & July 6, 13, 20 2017
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2017-1529 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/02/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: MORRO ON THE ROCKS, 699 Embarcadero #9, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Sub-Sea Tours, LLC(2700 Greenwood Ave, Morro Bay, CA 93422). This business is conducted by a Limited Liability./s/ Sub-Sea Tours, LLC, Rose Marie Battaglia, Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-20-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown. 06-20-22. June 29 & July 6, 13, 20 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1539 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CHC PHARMACY SLO, 77 Casa Street, Suite 204, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. imgRx SLO, Inc. (815 Brazos St. Ste. 900, Austin, TX 78701) DE. This business is conducted by a Corporation./s/ imgRx SLO, Inc. Kevin Rew, General Counsel & COO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-21-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez. 06-21-22. June 29 & July 6, 13, 20 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1541 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: LIVE IN HARMONY WITH ANIMALS, 1370 Bay Oaks Drive, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Mutsumi Isono(1370 Bay Oaks Drive, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ Mutsumi Isono. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-21-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown. 06-21-22. June 29 & July 6, 13, 20 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1534 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/20/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SAN LUIS SOLAR, 3496 Gregory Court, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Paul Richard Sofranko and Leah Sofranko(3496 Gregory Court, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by a Married Couple./s/ Paul Sofranko. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-20-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 06-20-22. June 29 & July 6, 13, 20 2017
FILE NO. 2017-1543 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/22/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CENTRAL PACIFIC REAL ESTATE, 1380 Crest St, Oceano, CA 93445. San Luis Obispo County. Merle Randall Howard(1380 Crest St, Oceano, CA 93445). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Merle Randall Howard. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-22-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, I. Diaz. 0622-22. June 29 & July 6, 13, 20 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1536 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/20/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: WRIGHT STUFF CREATIONS, 672 Matthew Way, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Bruce Ryan Wright and Christine Ann Wright(672 Matthew Way, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by a Married Couple./s/Bruce R. Wright. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-20-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, A. Bautista. 06-20-22. June 29 & July 6, 13, 20 2017
FILE NO. 2017-1545 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: THE WEATHERMAN HEATING AND AIR, 645 Funston Ave, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Robert Allen Iverson and Shaun Mckneer(645 Funston Ave, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by a General Partnership./s/Robert Allen Iverson. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-22-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, I. Diaz. 06-22-22. June 29 & July 6, 13, 20 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1537 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/06/2002) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BROAD STREET PROPERTIES, BISHOP STREET PROPERTIES, DANA STREET PROPERTIES, GERDA STREET PROPERTIES, JOHNSON AVENUE STREET PROPERTIES, LEFF STREET PROPERTIES, LOOMIS STREET PROPERTIES, MEINECKI STREET PROPERTIES I, MEINECKI STREET PROPERTIES II, VERDE DRIVE PROPERTIES, GRAND AVENUE PROPERTIES, 1697 Sydney St, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Steven B. Barasch(1697 Sydney St, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Steven B. Barasch. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-21-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez. 06-21-22. June 29 & July 6, 13, 20 2017
FILE NO. 2017-1546 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/22/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SOUTHY CONSULTING, 1463 Galleon Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Christopher Southern(1463 Galleon Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Christopher Southern. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-22-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, A. Bautista. 06-22-22. June 29 & July 6, 13, 20 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1548 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CDJ ASSOCIATES, 364 Alder Street, Arroyo Grande,
LEGAL NOTICES CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Charmia Galang De Jesus(364 Alder Street, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ Charmia De Jesus. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-22-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown. 06-22-22. July 6, 13, 20 & 27 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1549 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/22/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CENTRAL COAST MARKETING, 1288 11th St, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Jeffrey David Wade(1288 11th St, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Jeffrey D. Wade. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-22-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez. 06-22-22. June 29 & July 6, 13, 20 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1558 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/06/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: SLOW MONEY SLO, 1288 11th St, Los Osos, CA 93402). San Luis Obispo County. Slow Money San Luis Obispo(1288 11th St, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by a Corporation./s/ Slow Money San Luis Obispo, Jeffrey D. Wade, Executive Director. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-23-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, J. Goble. 06-23-22. June 29 & July 6, 13, 20 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1565 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as: D.G. HONEGGER CONSULTING, 2690 Shetland Place, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Douglas G. Honegger(2690 Shetland Place, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Douglas Honegger. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-26-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown. 06-26-22. July 6, 13, 20 & 27 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1566 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/26/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: BEACH BUMS, 12 N. Ocean Avenue, Ste. 120, Cayucos, CA 93430. San Luis Obispo County. Bruce Edward Bucz(N. Ocean Avenue #211, Cayucos, CA 93430). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ Bruce E. Bucz. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-26-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, D. Chavez. 06-26-22. July 6, 13, 20 & 27 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1567 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: MORRO MINERALS, 2697 Laurel Ave, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Sarah Marie Tormey and Michael Andrew Todd(2697 Laurel Ave, Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by a Co-Partnership./s/Sarah Marie Tormey. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-26-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 06-26-22. July 6, 13, 20 & 27 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1571 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/26/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: CIAO BELLA, 774 Marsh Street, Suite 130, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Isabella Angelina De Paola(2349 Brant St, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Isabella De Paola, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-26-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 06-26-22. July 6, 13, 20 & 27 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1572 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/27/2011) New Filing The following person is doing business as: GLASSBOX SALON, 515 Five Cities Drive, Pismo Beach, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Erica Herrera(135 N. Dana Foothill Rd, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ Erica Herrera, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-26-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, JF. Brown. 06-26-22. July 6, 13, 20 & 27 2017
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FILE NO. 2017-1575 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/26/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: ANDREW’S WINDOW COVERINGS, 5050 Caballeros Avenue. San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Andrew Wayne Becker(5050 Caballeros Avenue. San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/ Andrew Becker. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-26-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 06-26-22. July 6, 13, 20 & 27 2017
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2017-1577 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/12/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: COYOTE TILE, 4265 S. El Pomar Rd. Templeton, CA 93465. San Luis Obispo County. Ralph Carlos Lopez(4265 S. El Pomar Rd. Templeton, CA 93465). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Ralph Carlos Lopez, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-27-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, A. Bautista. 06-27-22. July 6, 13, 20 & 27 2017
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT
FILE NO. 2017-1578 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/28/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: 559 BEER, 855 Aerovista Pl, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Rhett Todd, LLC(1622 E. Shadow Creek Drive, Fresno, CA 93730). This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company./s/Rhett Todd, LLC. Rhett Williams, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-27-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, S. Bolden. 06-27-22. July 6, 13, 20 & 27 2017
FILE NO. 2017-1584 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/28/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as: COASTAL VIEW WINDOW CLEANING, 802 Valley Rd, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Oscar Manuel Ornelas(1911 Beach St. Oceano, Ca 93445). This business is conducted by an Individual./s/Oscar Manuel Ornelas. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-28-17. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong. County Clerk, I. Diaz. 06-28-22. July 6, 13, 20 & 27 2017
NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: FRANCIS ROLAND LOZANO CASE NUMBER: 17PR - 0204
To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: FRANCIS ROLAND LOZANO, FATHER ROLAND LOZANO A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by DENNIS GUY GALLO in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo. The Petition for Probate requests that DENNIS GUY GALLO be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for examination in the file kept by the court. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: September 19, 2017 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for Petitioner: KRISTA K. SABIN 656 Santa Rosa St., Suite 2B San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 June 29, July 6, & 13, 2017
LEGAL NOTICES NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: FRANKLIN E. RODRIGUES CASE NUMBER: 17PR - 0187
To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: FRANKLIN E. RODRIGUES A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by TIFANI RULE in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo. The Petition for Probate requests that TIFANI RULE be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: September 12, 2017 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for Petitioner: PATRICIA M. SCOLES 1104 Vine Street, Suite B Paso Robles, CA 93446 June 29, July 6, & 13, 2017
STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME
NEW FILE NO. 2017-1576 OLD FILE NO. 2014-1224 PISMO PICKERS ANTUQIES & COLLECTIBLES, 537 Five Cities Drive, Pismo Beach, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 06-02-2014. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Trenna Hill(1275 E. Grand Ave, Arroyo Grande, CA 93442.) This business was conducted by an Individual./s/Trenna Hill. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-27-2017. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By D. Chavez, Deputy Clerk. July 6, 13, 20 & 27 2017
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LEGAL NOTICES NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: WILLIAM ANSELMI CASE NUMBER: 17PR0207
To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: WILLIAM ANSELMI A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by: MARK ANSELMI in the Superior Court of California, County of: San Luis Obispo. THE PETITION FOR PROBATE requests that: MARK ANSELMI be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: Date: September 19, 2017 Time: 9:00 A.M. in Dept.: 9 Address of Court: Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the deceased, you must file your claim with the
LEGAL NOTICES court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of Letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of a notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for petitioner: EDWARD E. ATTALA, ESQ. 1502 Higuera St San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 Phone: 805-543-1212 By: /s/M. Zepeda, Deputy Clerk July 6, 13, 20, 2017
NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE T.S. NO.: 201603922-CA A.P.N.:031-082-039 PROPERTY ADDRESS: 7850 CONSTANCIA AVENUE, ATASCADERO, CA 93422
PURSUANT TO CIVIL CODE § 2923.3(a) and (d), THE SUMMARY OF INFORMATION REFERRED TO BELOW IS NOT ATTACHED TO THE RECORDED COPY OF THIS DOCUMENT BUT ONLY TO THE COPIES PROVIDED TO THE TRUSTOR. NOTE: THERE IS A SUMMARY OF THE INFORMATION IN THIS DOCUMENT ATTACHED 注：本文件包含一个信息摘要 참고사항: 본 첨부 문서에 정보 요약서가 있습니다 NOTA: SE ADJUNTA UN RE-
NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING Pursuant to Health and Safety Code Section 5473 et seq. and County Ordinance 3209, by which sewer service charges may be collected on the County tax roll, the Board of Supervisors of the County of San Luis Obispo will hold a public hearing on July 18, 2017, 9 a.m., in the Board of Supervisors Chambers, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, regarding the collection of annual sewer service charges on the 2017-18 tax roll. Pursuant to Health and Safety Code 5473 et seq., the County has caused a written report to be prepared and filed with the County Clerk, which contains a description of each parcel of real property receiving such services and facilities and the amount of the charge for each parcel for the year, computed in conformity with the charges prescribed by County Ordinance 3209. At the noticed time mentioned above, the Board of Supervisors shall hear and consider all objections or protests, if any, to said report and the collection of the sewer service charges on the 2017-18 County tax roll. The report is on file in the office of the County Clerk and is available for public inspection. All hearing items are scheduled for 9:00 a.m. but this hearing will likely commence later in the day. To determine the placement of this item on the agenda, please contact the County Administrative Office the Thursday afternoon before the scheduled hearing date. Date: June 22, 2017 TOMMY GONG County Clerk and Ex- Officio Clerk Of the Board of Supervisors, County of San Luis Obispo, State of California By: /s/Sandy Currens Deputy Clerk June 29 & July 6, 2017
LEGAL NOTICES SUMEN DE LA INFORMACIÓN DE ESTE DOCUMENTO TALA: MAYROONG BUOD NG IMPORMASYON SA DOKUMENTONG ITO NA NAKALAKIP LƯU Ý: KÈM THEO ĐÂY LÀ BẢN TRÌNH BÀY TÓM LƯỢC VỀ THÔNG TIN TRONG TÀI LIỆU NÀY IMPORTANT NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST DATED 12/21/2004. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER. Trustor: David Elias, A Married Man as his sole and separate property Duly Appointed Trustee: Western Progressive, LLC Deed of Trust Recorded 12/29/2004 as Instrument No. 2004112675 in book —-, page— - and of Official Records in the office of the Recorder of San Luis Obispo County, California, Date of Sale: 07/18/2017 at 11:00 AM Place of Sale:IN THE BREEZEWAY ADJACENT TO THE COUNTY GENERAL SERVICES BLDG. LOCATED AT 1087 SANTA ROSA STREET, SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA 93408 Estimated amount of unpaid balance, reasonably estimated costs and other charges: $ 123,102.07 THE TRUSTEE WILL SELL AT PUBLIC AUCTION TO HIGHEST BIDDER FOR CASH, CASHIER’S CHECK DRAWN ON A STATE OR NATIONAL BANK, A CHECK DRAWN BY A STATE OR FEDERAL CREDIT UNION, OR A CHECK DRAWN BY A STATE OR FEDERAL SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCIATION, A SAVINGS ASSOCIATION OR SAVINGS BANK SPECIFIED IN SECTION 5102 OF THE FINANCIAL CODE AND AUTHORIZED TO DO BUSINESS IN THIS STATE: All right, title, and interest conveyed to and now held by the trustee in the hereinafter described property under and pursuant to a Deed of Trust described as: More fully described in said Deed of Trust. Street Address or other common designation of real property: 7850 Constancia Avenue, Atascadero, CA 93422 A.P.N.: 031082-039 The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address or other common designation, if any, shown above. The sale will be made, but without covenant or warranty, expressed or implied, regarding title, possession, or encumbrances, to pay the remaining principal sum of the note(s) secured by the Deed of Trust with interest thereon, as provided in said note(s), advances, under the terms of said Deed of Trust, fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee and of the trusts created by said Deed of Trust. The total amount of the unpaid balance of the obligation secured by the property to be sold and reasonable estimated costs, expenses and advances at the time of the initial publication of the Notice of Sale is: $ 123,102.07. Note: Because the Beneficiary reserves the right to bid less than the total debt owed, it is possible that at the time of the sale the opening bid may be less than the total debt. If the Trustee is unable to convey title for any reason, the successful bidder’s sole and exclusive remedy shall be the return of monies paid to the Trustee, and the successful bidder shall have no further recourse. The beneficiary of the Deed of Trust has executed and delivered to the undersigned a written request to commence foreclosure, and the undersigned caused a Notice of Default and Election to Sell to be recorded in the county where the real property is located. NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property it-
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LEGAL NOTICES self. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on this property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call (866)-9608299 or visit this Internet Web site http://www.altisource.com/ MortgageServices/DefaultManagement/TrusteeServices.aspx using the file number assigned to this case 2016-03922-CA. Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. Date: June 2, 2017Western Progressive, LLC, as Trustee for beneficiary C/o 30 Corporate Park, Suite 450 Irvine, CA 92606 Sale Information Line: (866) 960-8299 http://www.altisource. com/MortgageServices/DefaultManagement/TrusteeServices. aspx Trustee Sale Assistant WESTERN PROGRESSIVE, LLC MAY BE ACTING AS A DEBT COLLECTOR ATTEMPTING TO COLLECT A DEBT. ANY INFORMATION OBTAINED MAY BE USED FOR THAT PURPOSE. June 22, 29, & July 6, 2017
NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE TS NO. CA-16-706734CL ORDER NO.: 160069435-CA-VOI
NOTE: THERE IS A SUMMARY OF THE INFORMATION IN THIS DOCUMENT ATTACHED TO THE COPY PROVIDED TO THE MORTGAGOR OR TRUSTOR (Pursuant to Cal. Civ. Code 2923.3) YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST DATED 2/11/2005. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER. A public auction sale to the highest bidder for cash, cashier’s check drawn on a state or national bank, check drawn by state or federal credit union, or a check drawn by a state or federal savings and loan association, or savings association, or savings bank specified in Section 5102 to the Financial C ode and authorized to do business in this state, will be held by duly appointed trustee. The sale will be made, but without covenant or warranty, expressed or implied, regarding title, possession, or encumbrances, to pay the remaining principal sum of the note(s) secured by the Deed of Trust, with interest and late charges thereon, as provided in the note(s), advances, under the terms of the Deed of Trust, interest thereon, fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee for the total amount (at the time of the initial publication of the Notice of Sale) reasonably estimated to be set forth below. The amount may be greater on the day of sale. BENEFICIARY MAY ELECT TO BID LESS THAN THE TOTAL AMOUNT DUE. Trustor(s): LAW-
LEGAL NOTICES RENCE M WAMPLER, AN UNMARRIED MAN Recorded: 2/16/2005 as Instrument No. 2005012189 of Official Records in the office of the Recorder of SAN LUIS OBISPO County, California; Date of Sale: 7/27/2017 at 11:00AM Place of Sale: In the breezeway at the entrance to the County General Services Building located at 1087 Santa Rosa Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408 Amount of unpaid balance and other charges: $33,387.42 The purported property address is: 966 FULLER RD, SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA 93401 Assessor’s Parcel No.: 053-414-003 NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sa le date has been postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call 916-939-0772 for information regarding the trustee’s sale or visit this Internet Web site http://www.qualityloan.com , using the file number assigned to this foreclosure by the Trustee: CA-16-706734-CL . Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the property address or other common designation, if any, shown herein. If no street address or other common designation is shown, directions to the location of the property may be obtained by sending a written request to the beneficiary within 10 days of the date of first publication of this Notice of Sale. If the sale is set aside for any reason, including if the Trustee is unable to convey title, the Purchaser at the sale shall be entitled only to a return o f the monies paid to the Trustee. This shall be the Purchaser’s sole and exclusive remedy. The purchaser shall have no further recourse against the Trustor, the Trustee, the Beneficiary, the Beneficiary’s Agent, or the Beneficiary’s Attorney. If you have previously been discharged through bankruptcy, you may have been released of personal liability for this loan in which case this letter is intended to exercise the note holders right’s against the real property only. QUALITY MAY BE CONSIDERED A DEBT COLLECTOR ATTEMPTING TO COLLECT A DEBT AND ANY INFORMATION OBTAINED WILL BE USED FOR THAT PURPOSE. Date: Quality Loan Service Corporation 411 Ivy Street San Diego, CA 92101 619-645-7711 For NON SALE information only Sale Line: 916-939-0772 Or Login to: http://www.qualityloan.com Reinstatement Line: (866) 645-7711 Ext 5318 Quality Loan Service Corp. TS No.: CA-16-706734-CL IDSPub #0128601 7/6/2017 7/13/2017 7/20/2017
NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE. TS 41889 LN HAN TO 160021649.
YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST DATED 7/17/2012. UNLESS YOU TAKE
LEGAL NOTICES ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER. A public auction sale to the highest bidder for cash, cashier’s check drawn on a state or national bank, check drawn by a state or federal credit union, or a check drawn by a state or federal savings and loan association, or savings association, or savings bank specified in Section 5102 of the Financial Code and authorized to do business in this state will be held by the duly appointed trustee as shown below, of all right, title, and interest conveyed to and now held by the trustee in the hereinafter described property under and pursuant to a Deed of Trust described below. NOTICE: ALL AMERICAN FORECLOSURE SERVICE, AS TRUSTEE, WILL NOT ACCEPT THIRD PARTY ENDORSED CASHIER’S CHECKS. ALL CASHIER’S CHECKS MUST BE PAYABLE DIRECTLY TO ALL AMERICAN FORECLOSURE SERVICE. The sale will be made, but without covenant or warranty, expressed or implied, regarding title, possession, or encumbrances, to pay the remaining principal sum of the note(s) secured by the Deed of Trust, with interest and late charges thereon, as provided in the note(s), advances, under the terms of the Deed of Trust, interest thereon, fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee for the total amount (at the time of the initial publication of the Notice of Sale) reasonably estimated to be set forth below. The amount may be greater on the day of sale. Trustor: Roy Handelman, Duly Appointed Trustee: All American Foreclosure Service. Recorded 7/19/2012 as Instrument No. 2012039155 of Official Records in the office of the Recorder of San Luis Obispo County, California. Date of Sale: 7/20/2017 at 11:00 AM. Place of Sale: In the breezeway adjacent to the County General Services Bldg. located at 1087 Santa Rosa St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. Amount of unpaid balance and other charges: $507,881.85. Street Address or other common designation of real property: 1539 Dale Ave., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. A.P.N.: 091-054-027. The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address or other common designation, if any, shown above. If no street address or other common designation is shown, directions to the location of the property may be obtained by sending a written request to the beneficiary within 10 days of the date of first publication of this Notice of Sale. If the Trustee is unable to convey title for any reason, the successful bidder’s sole and exclusive remedy shall be the return of the monies paid to the trustee and the successful bidder shall have no recourse. If the sale is set aside for any reason, the Purchaser at the sale shall be entitled only to a return of the deposit paid. The Purchaser shall have no further recourse against the Mortgagor, the Mortgagee, or the Mortgagee’s Attorney. NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been
LEGAL NOTICES postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call (805) 543-7088 or visit this Internet Web site www. eloandata.com , using the file number assigned to this case 41889. Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. Date: 6/20/2017. All American Foreclosure Service, 1363 Marsh Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 (805) 5437088. Sheryle A. Machado, Certified Trustee Sale Officer June 29, July 6, & 13, 2017
ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 17CV 0343
To all interested persons: Petitioner: Brian Solwick & Nadine Solwick For a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Brian Solwick; Nadine Solwick; Aidan Solwick; Cambria Solwick PROPOSED NAME: Brian Cheetah; Nadine Cheetah; Aidan Cheetah; Cambria Cheetah THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 0810-2017 Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 2 at the Superior Court of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St., Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: June 30, 2017 /s/: Barry T. Labarbera, Judge of the Superior Court July 6, 13, 20, & 27, 2017
ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 17CV-0320
To all interested persons: Petitioner: Kasey Steven Green for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Kasey Steven Green PROPOSED NAME: Kasey Steven Fox THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 08/03/2017, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 2 at the Superior Court of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: June 15, 2017 /s/: Barry T. Labarbera of the Superior Court July 6, 13, 20 & 27 2017
LEGAL NOTICES ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 17CVP 0161
To all interested persons: Petitioner: Kathleen Elizabeth Steveson For a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Kathleen Elizabeth Steveson PROPOSED NAME: Kathleen Elizabeth Erwin THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 0809-2017 Time: 9:00 am, Dept. P2 at the Superior Court of San Luis Obispo, 901 Park St., Paso Robles, CA 93446. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: June 30, 2017 /s/: Rita Federman, Judge of the Superior Court July 6, 13, 20, & 27, 2017
ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 17CVP-0157
To all interested persons: Petitioner: Ryder Monroe Pettis for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Ryder Monroe Pettis PROPOSED NAME: Ryder Monroe Swan THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 08/09/2017, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. P2 at the Superior Court of San Luis Obispo, 901 Park Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: June 27, 2017 /s/: Rita Federman of the Superior Court July 6, 13, 20 & 27 2017
STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME NEW FILE NO. 2017-1501 OLD FILE NO. 2017-0721 TAQUERIA 805,1276 Drake Circle, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 03-16-2017. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Todd Martincello and Tony Quintero(1276 Drake Circle, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405.) This business was conducted by a General Partnership./s/Tony Quintero. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 06-15-2017. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By D. Chavez, Deputy Clerk. June 22, 29 & July 6, 13 2017
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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Unless you were raised by a pack of feral raccoons or a fundamentalist cult, now is a perfect time to dive in to your second childhood. Is there a toy you wanted as a kid but never got? Buy it for yourself now! What were the delicious foods you craved back then? Eat them! Where were the special places you loved? Go there, or to spots that remind you of them. Who were the people you were excited to be with? Talk with them. Actions like these will get you geared up for a full-scale immersion in innocent eagerness. And that would be just the right medicine for your soul.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): What I wish for you, Taurus, is toasted ice cream and secrets in plain sight and a sacred twist of humorous purity. I would love for you to experience a powerful surrender and a calm climax and a sweeping vision of a small but pithy clue. I very much hope that you will get to take a big trip to an intimate turning point that’s not too far away. I pray you will find or create a barrier that draws people together instead of keeping them apart.
GEMINI
(us)
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(May 21-June 20): In Dr. Seuss’s book, Horton Hatches an Egg, an elephant assumes the duty of sitting on a bird’s egg, committed to keeping it warm until hatching time. The nest is located high in a tree, which makes the undertaking even more incongruous. By the climax of the tale, Horton has had to persist in his loyal service through a number of challenges. But all ends well, and there’s an added bonus: The creature that’s born is miraculously part-bird, part-elephant. I see similarities between this story and your life right now, Gemini. The duty you’re carrying out doesn’t come naturally, and you’re not even sure you’re doing it right. But if you keep at it till it’s completed, you’ll earn a surprising reward.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): It’s prime time for you to break through any inhibitions you might have about accessing and expressing your passion. To help you in this righteous cause, I’ve assembled a batch of words you should be ready to use with frequency and sweet abandon. Consider writing at least part of this list on your forearm with a felt-tip pen every morning so it’s always close at hand: enamored, piqued, enchanted, stirred, roused, enthused, delighted, animated, elevated, thrilled, captivated, turned-on, enthralled, exuberant, fired up, awakened.
LEO
(the other guy)
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(July 23-Aug. 22): Matt Groening, creator of the cartoon series The Simpsons, says that a great turning point in his early years came when his scoutmaster told him he was the worst Boy Scout in history. While this might have demoralized other teenagers, it energized Groening. “Well, somebody’s got to be the worst,” he triumphantly told the scoutmaster. And then, “instead of the earth opening up and swallowing me, instead of the flames of hell fire licking at my knees—nothing happened. And I was free.” I suspect you may soon be blessed with a comparable liberation, Leo. Maybe you’ll be released from having to live up to an expectation you shouldn’t even live up to. Or maybe you’ll be criticized in a way that will motivate your drive for excellence for years to come.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Nineteen of my readers who work in the advertising industry signed a petition requesting that I stop badmouthing their field. “Without advertising,” they testified, “life itself would be impossible.” In response, I agreed to attend their re-education seminar. There, under their tutelage, I came to acknowledge that everything we do can be construed as a kind of advertising. Each of us is engaged in a mostly unconscious campaign to promote our unique way of looking at and being in the world. Realizing the truth, I now feel no reservations about urging you Virgos to take advantage of the current astrological omens. They suggest that you can and should be aggressive and ingenious about marketing yourself, your ideas, and your products.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In 2003, the American Film Institute announced the creation of a new prize to honor acting talent. Dubbed the Charlton Heston Award, it was designed to be handed out periodically to luminaries who have distinguished themselves over the course of long careers. The first recipient of the award was, oddly enough, Charlton Heston himself, born under the sign of Libra. I hope you’re inspired by this story to wipe away any false modesty you might be suffering from. The astrological omens suggest it’s a favorable moment to create a big new award named after you and bestow it upon yourself. As part of the festivities, tell yourself about what makes you special, amazing, and valuable.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Here’s your riddle: What unscratchable itch drives you half-crazy? But you’re secretly glad it drives you half-crazy, because you know your half-craziness will eventually lead you to an experience or resource that will relieve the itch. Here’s your prophecy: Sometime soon, scratching the unscratchable itch will lead you to the experience or resource that will finally relieve the itch. Here’s your homework: Prepare yourself emotionally to fully receive and welcome the new experience or resource. Make sure you’re not so addicted to scratching the unscratchable itch that you fail to take advantage of the healing it’s bringing you.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): The best way to go forward is to go backward; the path to the bright future requires a shadowy regression. Put another way, you should return to the roots of a triumph in order to find a hidden flaw that might eventually threaten to undo your success. Correct that flaw now and you’ll make it unnecessary for karmic repercussions to undermine you later. But please don’t get all solemnfaced and anxious about this assignment. Approach it with humorous self-correction and you’ll ensure that all goes well.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Are you familiar with the psychological concepts of anima and animus? You’re in the midst of being intoxicated by one of those creatures from inner space. Though you may not be fully conscious of it, you women are experiencing a mystical marriage with an imaginal character that personifies all that’s masculine in your psyche. You men are going through the analogous process with a female figure within you. I believe this is true no matter what your sexual orientation is. While this awesome psychological event may be fun, educational, and even ecstatic, it could also be confusing to your relationships with real people. Don’t expect them to act like or live up to the very real fantasy you’re communing with.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): As a recovering save-the-world addict, I have felt compassionate skepticism toward my fellow junkies who are still in the throes of their obsession. But recently I’ve discovered that just as a small minority of alcoholics can safely take a drink now and then, so can a few save-the-world-aholics actually save the world a little bit at a time without getting strung-out. With that as a disclaimer, Aquarius, I’m letting you know that the cosmos has authorized you to pursue your own brand of fanatical idealism in the coming weeks. To keep yourself honest, make fun of your zealotry every now and then.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): The potential breakthrough I foresee for you is a rare species of joy. It’s a gritty, hard-earned pleasure that will spawn beautiful questions you’ll be glad to have awakened. It’s a surprising departure from your usual approach to feeling good that will expand your understanding of what happiness means. Here’s one way to ensure that it will visit you in all of its glory: Situate yourself between the fabulous contradictions in your life and say, “Squeeze me, tease me, please me.” Δ
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