Sun, July 25, 2024

How much of a story can be told in just 55 words? That really depends on who you are, and the stories published in this issue tell as much of a story as is possible in that limited number of words. The authors were able express emotion, characters, and a storyline in these tiny tales— weaving travesties, triumphs, and trials with their allotted space: a 55-word story with no more than a seven-word title. We received submissions all year long from all over the world for our annual short story contest. You’ll find the judges’ favorites inside this issue [6]

This week, you can also read about Santa Maria’s next steps to tackle homelessness [4]; the hilarious tale of cabbage theft and so much more told by the Melodrama [22]; and Boba Grande in Orcutt [25]

Camillia Lanham editor

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• U.S. Rep. Salud Carbajal (D-Santa Barbara) is one of nearly 100 House Democrats cosponsoring new legislation that would repeal an antiquated federal law that has been raised by conservative voices as the potential foundation for enacting a federal ban on abortion nationwide, according to a July 18 statement from Carbajal’s office. The legislation introduced by Democrats would preempt any attempt to use the 1873 Comstock Act for a national abortion ban. The Stop Comstock Act would specifically repeal language in the Comstock laws that could be used to ban the mailing of mifepristone and other drugs used in medication abortions, instruments and equipment used in abortions, and educational material related to sexual health. The Comstock laws were enacted in the 1800s to ban the shipment of any obscene, lewd, or vulgar matter in order to restrict abortion, contraception, and even personal letters considered obscene at the time. In the modern era, federal courts have consistently and uniformly held that the outdated laws do not apply to lawful abortion health care. “The overturning of Roe v. Wade two years ago, which struck down a half century of precedent, was a reminder that we cannot take any ‘settled law’ for granted when facing down the radical right’s war on reproductive rights. We must take their suggestions about reviving archaic laws at face value in the wake of a wave of abortion bans and restricted reproductive freedom across the U.S,” Carbajal said in the statement. “A national abortion ban is a direct threat to the well-being and livelihood of women across America. We must act now to deny the radical right any avenue to pursue one. It is too dangerous to leave even this antiquated law on the books.”

• U.S. Sen. Alex Padilla led 29 lawmakers in urging U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) to implement the U.S. Government Accountability Office’s recommendations to address CBP’s mishandling of migrants’ possessions, according to a July 19 statement from Padilla’s office. The letter cites a report by several non-governmental organizations and a Government Accountability Office report, which documented CBP’s mishandling of migrants’ possessions—including medications, religious garb, and legal documents. The report recommends standardized practices and oversight to ensure clear and consistent guidance across all CBP field locations and sectors. The lawmakers highlighted this persistent issue and pressed CBP to quickly implement policy changes and standardize its current guidance. They also requested a meeting to receive an update on CBP’s efforts to implement GAO’s recommendations. “Over the last two years, members of Congress have repeatedly expressed concern regarding Border Patrol’s treatment of migrants’ personal belongings,” wrote the lawmakers. “While CBP has responded in various degrees to these requests for information and oversight actions, humanitarian aid organizations continue to report alarming cases of property confiscation. We have yet to see CBP meaningfully address these persistent concerns at the policy level.”

• Continuing the aggressive push to reduce organized retail crime in California, Gov. Gavin Newsom announced that the California Highway Patrol (CHP) achieved a record number of arrests and recovery of stolen goods so far in 2024, according to a July 16 statement from Newsom’s office. Since January, the CHP’s Organized Retail Crime Task Force has conducted 320 investigations, made 717 arrests, and recovered nearly 230,000 stolen goods valued at more than $6.8 million. CHP’s operations are part of the state’s comprehensive efforts to combat organized retail crime, which also includes new measures to crack down on property crime and the state’s unprecedented police funding to local communities, including Orange, Riverside, Los Angeles, and Bay Area counties. Since the inception of this task force in 2019, the CHP has been involved in more than 2,600 investigations, leading to the arrest of more than 2,800 suspects and the recovery of over 838,000 stolen goods valued at nearly $45 million. “California continues to crack down on organized retail crime through coordinated efforts up and down our state,” Newsom said in the statement. “We’re taking down criminal enterprises in record numbers and securing accountability and justice for the businesses and communities hurt by these crimes.” m

Santa Maria City Council wants more action to resolve homeless encampments

Facing a large homeless population, multijurisdictional conflicts in managing the Santa Maria Riverbed, and higher need for service near its new interim shelter, the Santa Maria City Council wants changes.

The City Council heard an update about the efforts of the city, Santa Barbara County, and San Luis Obispo County to resolve encampments in the Santa Maria area during its July 16 meeting. The 2024 Point-In-Time Count reported 424 individuals experiencing homelessness in Santa Maria, with 189 unsheltered, 138 living outdoors, and 97 living in vehicles—a decrease from 2023’s reported 472 people experiencing homelessness, with 162 unsheltered, 211 reported living outdoors, and 99 in vehicles, according to the staff report.

“In Santa Maria, individuals experiencing homelessness are found in the Santa Maria Riverbed, along the Santa Maria Valley railroad, and in other locations throughout the city, including streets in industrial areas, with individuals living in their cars and RVs,” according to the staff report.

Santa Maria’s efforts primarily focus on enforcement to address and clean up encampments throughout the city, spending about $200,000 on cleanups and collecting about 260 tons of trash, Assistant City Manager Chuen Wu said during the meeting.

“It’s something that we manage, it’s something that is difficult to eliminate, but the dollar amount and tonnage I described, it’s ongoing in a sense,” Wu said.

While most of the individuals experiencing homelessness live in the riverbed—with recent estimates identifying 120 individuals—Santa Maria and Santa Barbara County only have a small portion of the river in their jurisdictions with the majority of it lying in San Luis Obispo County, he added.

Santa Barbara County spearheads most of the services for Santa Maria’s unsheltered individuals, with the recently opened Hope Village housing 124 individuals since March and several million dollars in state grants allocated to providing services to those residing in Santa Maria’s transit corridors, waterways, and vehicular encampments, county Deputy Director of Housing and Community Development Joseph Dzvonik told City Council. The county helped 1,402 people transition out of

homelessness last year, and local nonprofits are opening other emergency shelters, commercial kitchens, and housing for veterans to help provide greater services.

Mayor Alice Patino expressed her frustration and concerns with the current systems in place after seeing people return to the riverbed after cleanups, hearing complaints from residents, and triple the number of calls for service from business owners and residents near Hope Village.

“I guess I’m not a proponent of the housing first issue because I think we recognize that we have a lot of these people that are drug-addicted, they have mental health issues, and I know we have the services there, but if they’re not going to accept the services and we’re still housing them it’s like pouring bad money after bad money down the drain,” Patino said.

Councilmember Gloria Soto disagreed that the city has invested time and resources into resolving the issue.

“Aside from enforcement and [Community Development Block Grants], I don’t know what the city is doing to address homelessness in … our part of the county of Santa Barbara,” she said.

Santa Maria has discussed implementing its own safe parking program, a project to convert a Motel 6 into permanent housing for the homeless, and the Cox Bungalows to house seniors and those with special needs—all of which the City Council resisted or decided against, Soto said.

“Hope Village is another example of where we turned our backs and decided not to support the county with those efforts,” she said. “For too long our City Council has turned down opportunities to address homelessness and to address those with the most needs.”

—Taylor O’Connor

Solvang adopts residential water disconnection policy

Homeowners and renters who fail to pick up their water tabs on time in Solvang are subject to a new protocol, designed to establish clear guidelines on course correction rather than muddying ones.

City staff’s goal behind the initiative, adopted by the Solvang City Council during its July 22 meeting, was to reformat some aspects of existing utility code into a new residential water disconnection policy and educate the public on appeal routes that suit various circumstances, City Attorney Chelsea O’Sullivan explained.

“It outlines how and when and with what

notice and with what timing staff can disconnect a resident’s water should they be delinquent on their payments,” O’Sullivan said at the meeting.

“It also provides, consistent with state law, the option for a payment deferral ... and entering into a payment plan ... amortizing the delinquent payments over a 12-month period or less to let that person come back into compliance.”

Staff originally sought direction on drafting a formal policy to address residential water disconnection at the City Council’s May 28 meeting, during a discussion on improving Solvang’s enforcement of delinquent water accounts.

With an aim to decrease unpaid water bills—specifically those left from renters who vacate residential properties without paying— the City Council agreed to adopt an ordinance that requires all residential accounts going forward be in the property owner’s name rather than the tenant’s name.

During the May 28 meeting, Councilmember Elizabeth Orona expressed concern about the potential negative repercussions of shifting payment responsibility, from a legal standpoint, solely to property owners.

The new residential water disconnection policy, which passed 5-0 at the City Council’s July 22 meeting, includes a section with options for renters to counteract becoming at risk of losing their water due to a landlord’s late or unpaid water bill.

According to the staff report, the policy will require Solvang to provide warning notices to both the property owner and tenants at apartment buildings, mobile home parks, and similar multi-unit residential structures with a shared meter at least 15 days before discontinuing the meter.

In cases where it’s not practical to post a notice on each of the residential units’ doors, the city will post two copies of the warning notice in “each accessible common area and at each point of access to the structure or structures,” the staff report states.

These types of notices will provide occupants of multi-unit structures with contact info for a city representative who can assist them with ways to continue water service without being held responsible for delinquent amounts owed by the property owner.

For those who own properties in Solvang with unpaid water bills, one guaranteed way to dodge a water shutoff is to comply with the city’s appeal procedure, which will at least delay a shutoff whether an appeal is granted or not.

“There’s certain instances where water services can’t be disconnected. For example, if they’re appealing their bill,” O’Sullivan said at the July 22 meeting. “We can’t turn off their water while the appeal is pending.”

—Caleb Wiseblood

Lompoc City Council moves two similar measures to the ballot

Despite early concerns regarding voter confusion, the Lompoc City Council voted 3-2

ADDRESSING ENCAMPMENTS: While about 120 individuals live in the Santa Maria Riverbed, only a small portion lies within Santa Maria’s jurisdiction for law enforcement and cleanup efforts—making it difficult to provide services.

(with councilmembers Jeremy Ball and Dirk Starbuck dissenting) during its July 16 meeting to leave two measures on the November general election ballot that would discontinue public use of 82 acres of city-owned land that includes Ken Adam Park.

“I think that when we look at the history of discussions on this particular item, the council over the years did their due diligence to discuss the item, negotiate, and bring forth the information as best they could to the public,” Councilmember Gilda Aiello (formerly Gilda Cordova) said during the meeting. “When the council had to vote to put the ballot measure on, the council did that as well.”

The Lompoc City Council has been in discussions with Pale Blue Dot Ventures—a Delaware-based C corporation—to develop a space-themed venue for space camps and exploration attractions on 82 acres of city-owned land, including Ken Adam Park, since 2019.

On May 21, the City Council approved a development agreement—with a lease period up to 55 years—for Pale Blue Dot to convert the land into a space education center. As part of this process, the city also approved a ballot measure for the voters to decide whether they want the public park and open space to be converted to private use for Pale Blue Dot.

Prior to the city’s vote, a petition circulated among Lompoc voters in April to add a different measure to the ballot that would also request to discontinue the land’s public use for private use and development of a potential space-themed educational center. However, the citizeninitiated measure doesn’t include language regarding Pale Blue Dot or its operation.

The petition received 2,017 signatures, which is more than 10 percent of Lompoc’s registered voter population—requiring the city to add it to

the ballot by law.

“In view of the fact we know have two very similar proposals for voters to consider, and in order to prevent any voter confusion, we request that the city measure … be withdrawn and the citizen initiated measure … take precedence,” Pale Blue Dot Founder and CEO Steve Franck wrote in a letter to the City Council.

“Pale Blue Dot or Steve Franck, they had already started their initiative, maybe there was a sense of insecurity: If the council doesn’t vote in our favor then at least let the public speak,” Aiello said. “The consideration that the council did do the job, it did vote to go to the public, there was an opportunity for them to not need to continue with their ballot measure. … In fairness and transparency, this council should consider leaving its measure on the ballot.”

Lompoc Mayor Jenelle Osborne told the Sun in an emailed statement that she voted to leave both on the ballot because the city measure defines Pale Blue Dot as the potential buyer, while the citizen-initiated measure “provides any other buyer a shortcut in the future,” she said. To reduce confusion, the City Council plans on providing arguments for and against the measures for voters to read in the voter information guide, which is sent out to all registered voters before election season.

“Citizens currently own the park, and I believe residents should always be able to vote on future ownership, whether it’s in five years or 30 years. Leaving both initiatives on the ballot provides voters with as much information as possible on Ken Adam Park potentially transitioning from publicly owned to privately owned land,” Osborne said. m

—Taylor O’Connor

Tiny tales

Ahallmark of the 55 Fiction stories submitted to our annual short story contest is the “surprise” at the end that ties the preceding sentences together. They show up in stories about murders, love, food, animals, cars—really, you can craft a tiny twist into any tall tale. We’re here to publish the best ones annually. We received hundreds and hundreds of entries from all over the world: 55 words at a time with up to seven words for a headline. Our judges combed through them all, and here are the final 23 for 2024’s contest.

—Camillia Lanham

The world’s shortest stories, with a twist

Kaitlin

He was startled to see the stunning young woman approach the stage. When she posed, cameras flashed, and people cheered.

He thought, “Who is this? Where did she come from?”

She was so poised, so confident.

As she strode by him, her tassel swaying, she looked his way and mouthed the words, “Love you, Dad.”

Mark Turner San Luis Obispo

Eureka

The top grad students worked in my lab last semester. All failed miserably!

This new one though, shows promise.

“Timer’s calibrated professor, shall I switch on the power?”

“You’ve put in the research. … You’ve got this!”

Three, two, one … ding! With nervous anticipation, we peeked through the glass door.

Success!!

My Hot Pocket didn’t explode.

Bloody offerings

The door slammed, jerking my head forward. Crack! This was a dark ritual. A metallic taste filled my throat. The offering swung back and forth from the door handle as if from a noose, blood dripping. The two shiny quarters were hollow compensation for my pain. All of this for the socalled tooth fairy.

Tina Niebur SLO

Agatha’s three wishes

Agatha, 93, rubbed the lamb. A genie appeared: “I’ll grant you three wishes.”

“Blimey! If only this had happened when I was younger.”

“Granted.” (KAZINGG!) “You’re now 92.”

“WHAT?! That wasn’t … ”

“What’s your second wish?”

“Okay. Let me think for a second.”

“Granted. What’s your third wish?”

“C’MON! Leave it, will you?”

“Granted. Goodbye.”

S.M. Chon SLO

Joakim Mortensen Brabrand, Denmark

My illusion of life

When I was dying I asked my daughter, “Was I hard on you when you were young?” Her father thought I was. My heart tightened as I waited for the answer. “Not at all, mom.”

I breathed out when she answered and realized I’d been holding my breath for most of her life.

Elizabeth Jacobson Arroyo Grande

Pointless problem

One way to prevent AI from causing trouble is keeping it busy. Our department designs and feeds pointless problems to thinking machines. We often play them against each other. I give them stories and they have to tell if they were written by a human or a machine. Take this one. What do you think?

Edwin Vartany Glendale, California

My eyes shut in anticipation. Anxiety fills me as the walls begin to close in. I frantically look around as I am locked inside a coffin. I’m not dead, but will die of cancer soon if I don’t get out. Heat fills the void. I press the “up” button. I’m never tanning again. Owen Wick Pewaukee, Wisconsin

The furry attacker

“No. He’s here.” The women looked at the open door, terrified.

The footsteps grew closer.

“Mom, wh–.” She put her hand over his mouth.

“You can’t make a sound,” she sternly replied.

It’s like nails on a wood floor.

It entered.

“Happy birthday, Max!” They both sprung up to give their furry friend a hug.

Bowen McKay Hartland, Wisconsin

Who’s who?

We were close friends for ages. He has dementia now. He thinks he’s had a wonderful life. He keeps talking about his adventures, his achievements, the prizes he’s won, and all the ladies. … Nobody’s figured it out, but the crazy geezer thinks he’s me. … Let him be happy, I say. Why tell him the truth?

Edwin Vartany Glendale, California

Consequences

Coming home from the bar late at night, the road is blurry, tingling from the whiskey running through my veins.

I will be fine.

Deer:

I swerve into headlights boring through my soul. Head on into a car I recognize.

Music is blaring as I slip into darkness. My son always played his music loud.

Nikko Javier Hartland, Wisconsin

What love is all about

This amazing day at the age of 80, I enjoy my country leisure life.

Looking for a little special love, I decided to check out the wife.

She was working in the kitchen, being motivated for a special goal.

The lovely lady was making cookies, so moving in slowly, I got to lick the bowl.

Paul Kunzler Creston

Friends of the crows

T he crows stood atop the post, awaiting something. Usually, it was some nuts that the man in the house left there. He had befriended them some years ago. They enjoyed being around him, but they hadn’t seen him in weeks. Today, a woman left the house. She walked toward them and placed down some meat.

Ethan Congdon Hartland, Wisconsin

Sarah goes to a TED talk

Starving artist Sarah listened attentively.

“First, get a website.”

Sarah groaned, picturing hours spent creating content instead of painting.

“Next, gain loyal followers.”

Sarah had loyal cats.

The PowerPoint bullets included networking, meet-and-greets …

Sarah threw up her hands. There was paint under her nails.

“Da Vinci didn’t do marketing!”

The speaker sighed. “DaVinci was funded.”

Diane Smith Arroyo Grande

Morning meditation

He stood there, meditating. A monk in prayer.

The sharper the knife, the cleaner the kill. The cleaner the kill, the keener the thrill. He licked his lips and anticipated the glide of metal through flesh, the juices running.

He brought the blade down and frowned as half a grape tumbled away on the floor.

Darren Chang Clovis, California

Endgame

So here she was.

Her husband bankrupt because of her.

Her daughter going to prison and seeming relieved about it.

Her son owned a house, yes, but was likely to follow in his father’s footsteps very soon.

She smiled and raised her arms in triumph.

She was finally going to win a game of Monopoly

Joakim Mortensen Brabrand, Denmark

Vacation

“Hey, ma.”

“Hi, Honey, how’s the beach?”

“We’re getting closer to the water right now; we’re going to run into it.”

“That’s nice, dear. I read an article saying there were five shark attacks last week.”

“I don’t think we’ll be worrying about that.”

“OK, be careful. How was your flight?”

“We’re still on it.”

Zombies

Igrip my sword. Turn the corner, swinging with all my might, eyes closed, hoping for a miracle. Silence. Phew. That was close. I turn around and leap. How can there be more?! I charge ahead but am outnumbered. Screaming, I curl in a ball on the floor. “Dude, just take off the VR goggles.”

Katie Curry Hartland, Wisconsin

Owen Wick Pewaukee, Wisconsin

A knightly ending

The knight collapsed against a broken wall and withdrew the sword from his chest. Fresh blood gushed out from the wound and stained the grass below him.

As he took his final breaths, two hands from behind removed the headset from his face.

“Well?” the sales guy asked. “Ready to move onto Level Two?”

Shannon Ouimet Mundelein, Illinois

The case of Henry Roberts

Harry believed he could fly, so one day he went out to a bridge and threw himself off.

This being a 55-word story, you might now expect me to reveal that Harry was a bird. He wasn’t. He was a confused man.

Luckily, the bridge was two feet above a one-footdeep brook.

Joakim Mortensen Brabrand, Denmark

Tuesday morning on the A10 approach

“L icense,” said the officer. “You have any idea how fast you were going?”

“Well, you know, officer, that’s relative, as Einstein said. Depends on the eyes that see. Actually, I’m running a bit late for a lecture I’m giving on Einstein.”

“Does it pay well?”

“Yes, actually. Why?”

“Then the fine’s gonna feel relatively small.”

Joakim Mortensen Brabrand, Denmark

At 70

Her lifelong philosophy was, “You gain superpowers the longer you live.”

In childhood, she’d discovered her talent for art and writing. College brought out skills in critical thinking, communication, and leadership. All superpowers in demand during her career.

Now, the community facing labor shortages, she raised her wrinkled hand. The last superpower revealed itself: invisibility.

Diane Smith Arroyo Grande

Fiction vs. reality

“How’s the book coming along?” asked the editor.

“Good! I thought of a way to make the story more interesting,” replied the author.

“That’s great! I knew you were up to something; you’ve been coming in less frequently.”

“Yeah, I decided to kill of a few characters from the storyline.”

“You’re writing an autobiography … .” Lizzy Santora and Sophia Smuklavskiy Fair Lawn, New Jersey

The sweet one

T he doorbell rings

My daughter answers. And there he is.

“Who’s been good this year?”

All five grandchildren shriek, “Me! I have!”

They watch, wide-eyed, as he and his giant bag enter the den.

I’m on the couch, and my granddaughter—the sweet one—crawls onto my lap.

“Grandma,” she whispers, “Santa’s wearing Grandad’s shoes.”

Dianna Bond Highlands Ranch, Colorado

Celebrating parks and recreation

Santa Maria Recreation and Parks encourages residents to take advantage of summer services

BY TAYLOR O’CONNOR

While July is coming to an end, and with it local Recreation and Parks Month celebrations, Recreation Services Manager Dennis Smitherman encourages residents to use Santa Maria’s parks and take advantage of its recreation and parks programming.

“Recreation and parks have such a huge impact on the community,” Smitherman said. “The first is [socializing] and community building—you’re going to find like-minded people who like similar activities, there’s lots of opportunities to give back through volunteering and other programming.”

As the city grows, parks become more like people’s backyards—from finding a shady tree and reading a good book to gathering to celebrate a birthday party, people will find the parks packed on a weekend in the summer, he said.

“Los Flores Ranch Park is a gem to our community. It’s out of the way but worth the 10-minute drive to get there, it offers archery, guided nature hikes, bird hikes, geocaching, and so much more,” Smitherman said. “It’s something we wish the community would know more about— it’s just outside the city and provides a whole new ecosystem from what we experience in our everyday life. And getting out in nature is just great for the mind and body.”

On the recreation side, the department offers programming and classes for all ages, with children, teen, adult, and senior programming and classes for free or at low costs to residents.

Programming for “active-aging adults” 55 and older takes place at the Elwin Mussell Senior Center throughout the week, with Zumba and yoga classes, movie nights, retro dance parties, puzzle exchanges, indoor pickleball classes, a mahjongg tournament, and a free lunch program for ages 60 and older.

Eventually, the Recreation and Parks Department wants to expand its hours to later in the evening to provide more opportunities for adults in the community, he added.

“We’re getting a lot of interest in exercise classes for adults. … Not only exercise, but adult art classes, dance classes, which is pretty normal for recreation and parks,” Smitherman said. “It’s one of the areas the community has had a strong interest in and shared with us. We’re going to continue growing those programs as long as there’s interest.”

With the city looking at a $21 million shortfall, it’s possible that the Recreation and Parks Department might have to limit its services or raise fees, he said.

“We here at the department level are looking at options and what we can do to minimize the deficit. I don’t know what we could do through this deficit without some sort of impact,” Smitherman said.

The Recreation and Parks Department isn’t alone. Citywide, departments are looking at how the shortfall will impact their services and presenting that to the City Council at some point in the future.

“We’re hoping we can maintain it at its current level,” Smitherman said. “We are hoping to work with partner agencies to fill those gaps if they do come up.”

Visit cityofsantamaria.org to find a complete list of the Recreation and Parks Department services and upcoming events.

Highlights

• Lompoc Parks and Recreation recently shared the results of its annual skateboard competition. The July 13 event at the Lompoc Skate Park was open to skaters ages 7 and older, and was cosponsored by Surf Connection. Six participated in the mastery category, for ages 19 and older, and one each in the age 13 to 15 category and the 16 to 18 category. Severin Tejada won first place in the 13 to 15 category and Jason Mance in 16 to 18. Jason Smith from Oxnard won first place in the masters category, with Sam Badey tied with Lawerence Daniel.

• The Santa Maria Valley Chamber of Commerce in collaboration with SoCalGas announced an initiative aimed at incentivizing contractors to install energy efficient gas furnaces and tankless water heaters across Santa Barbara and SLO counties. The Contractor Collaborative Platform (CCP) will provide participating contractors with direct bonuses for qualifying installations. Under the CCP program, contractors who install Energy Star certified central natural gas furnaces can receive a $200 bonus per unit. Additionally, a $150 bonus is available for each qualifying high efficiency or Energy Star certified natural gas tankless water heater installed. These bonuses are part of SoCalGas’ commitment to promoting energy efficiency and sustainability in residential and commercial properties within its service area. The Santa Maria Valley Chamber of Commerce will host a webinar on July 30 at 9 a.m. featuring insights from Adrian Molina, project manager II with SoCalGas, and Jesse Ander from Affinity Engineering, who will guide contractors through the process of participating in the CCP program. The Santa Maria Valley Chamber of Commerce works with SoCalGas under the Public Sector Regional Energy Pathways program. m Reach Staff Writer Taylor O’Connor at toconnor@ santamariasun.com.

ELWIN MUSSELL SENIOR CENTER: The Santa Maria Recreation and Parks Department offers a variety of services and programs, including classes for its 50-and-older population at the Elwin Mussell Senior Center.

Joseph Nunez, M.D.

David Ikola, M.D. Shane Rostermundt, D.O.

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Become a legendary New Times Music Award (NTMA) recipient!

Enter to win amazing prizes including a custom NTMA Newtie, your name/band name on all NTMA merch, and a performing spot at the New Times Music Awards and Showcase at SLO Brew Rock on Friday, November 8, 2024.

GENERAL RULES

Entries must be received between Thursday, July 18, 2024 and Monday, August 5, 2024 by 5 p.m. , to be considered for the 2024 New Times Music Awards (NTMA).

• $20 entry fee for each song, songwriter, and album entry.

Enter 3 songs and get the 4th FREE, or enter 5 songs and get the 6th FREE.

Participants may enter a maximum of 13 songs (10 genre category, 3 songwriting category) and 1 album.

ONLINE ENTRIES ARE PREFERRED FOR SONGS Fill out the entry form, upload songs, and pay for your entries with a credit card at NewTimesSLO.com. Best Album entries must be entered in person or by mail.

If you wish to pay with cash or check, you may drop off your entries at either the New Times or Sun offices. Bring your music entries on a CD or USB drive along with your completed entry form. Checks should be made payable to “New Times.”

All entrants must reside primarily in San Luis Obispo County or Northern Santa Barbara County.

All entrants must be able to play at the showcase event at SLO Brew Rock in San Luis Obispo on Friday, Nov. 8, 2024.

All entrants under 18 years of age must select the Youth category and must have a parent or guardian sign the entry form.

By entering the contest, all entrants give permission to New Times Media Group to reproduce submissions on compact disc and on the web. All entries remain the property of performers.

New Times Music Awards is not responsible for lost, damaged, incomplete, or late entries.

The top 3 songs in each category need to provide high-quality versions of their songs (16 Bit, 44.1 Sample Rate).

Songs may have multiple co-writers, but please designate one contact name only on entry form.

Winners will be chosen by a select panel of judges.

Songs will be judged on overall performance.

Live performers will share the ‘Back Line.’

Check NewTimesSLO.com or contact NTMA@NewTimesSLO.com for more information.

The New Times Music Awards Showcase and Competition is an all-ages show. Performers agree to eliminate explicit lyrics during their performance.

GENRE CATEGORIES

The Youth category is for musicians entering music who are under the age of 18 as of July 18, 2024.

The Open genre includes reggae, world beat, jazz, classical, new age, electronic, etc.

Each song submission must have a genre selected. If nothing is selected, the song will go into the Open genre. If judges determine a song to be a better fit with a different genre category than what was originally submitted, they reserve the right to recategorize it.

SONGWRITER CATEGORY

You may enter up to 3 songs in the Songwriting genre, which is being judged separately.

Upload a .txt or .doc file or include a printout of lyrics with your entry.

ALBUM CATEGORY

Albums must have been released between November 4, 2023 and July 18, 2024 to be eligible. Please deliver a hard copy to either the New Times or Sun office along with a completed entry form by 5 p.m. on Monday, Aug. 5, 2024 for consideration. The entire presentation will be judged, including quality of songs, sound, and packaging.

Only 1 album per entrant total.

ARTIST NAMe

NAME OF PERFORMING ARTIST(S) EXACTLY AS IT SHOULD APPEAR ON CD (BAND NAME, STAGE NAME, ETC.)

SONG ENTRY BY GENRE

ENTER UP TO 10 SONGS • FILL OUT THE INFO BELOW FOR EACH SONG ENTERED

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What’s the fuss?

The kerfuffle over the Ten Commandments in public view is totally unnecessary

BY RON FINK

The Ten Commandments have existed for centuries. Early on, people realized that there should be a set of common-sense rules to guide civilization. The basis of our Constitution and public laws are found in those guiding principles.

For people to coexist in harmony they must become familiar with them at an early age.

Some states, like Louisiana, Texas, and Oklahoma, are beginning to adopt policies that place the Ten Commandments in public schools. Apparently, critics like the ACLU who have joined others in a lawsuit against the new policy, have found justification in a provision in the 1st Amendment to the U.S. Constitution that states: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion” to oppose the policy.

Using this pretext, they argue that simply placing the Ten Commandments on public view somehow violates this constitutional duty.

I suppose that they ignore the fact that there are no laws that require anyone to attend any religious services in any state in the United States. Apparently, they prefer that our youth not be exposed to any messages that suggest they have a strong moral compass.

Besides, separation of church and state was not to keep the church out of the state; instead, it was to keep the state or government out of the church.

The earliest mention of it comes from Roger Williams, a Puritan minister who founded a new form of government based on this idea. In his mid-1600 writings, Williams, according to the Smithsonian magazine, says he “concluded that government must remove itself from anything that touched upon human beings’ relationship with God. A society built on the principles Massachusetts espoused would lead at best to hypocrisy, because forced worship, he wrote, “stincks in

God’s nostrils. At worst, such a society would lead to a foul corruption—not of the state, which was already corrupt, but of the church.”

If you examine the commandments literally and try to accept them as common sense “rules for living” then I think that we may agree that if we all practiced these teachings in our daily lives, the world would be a better place.

Let’s examine these commandments one by one.

1. “I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have strange gods before me.” This commandment may create an issue with the non-Christians in our population. If, however, you accept that each religious group has a point of moral leadership and substitute the title of that moral leader, then this shouldn’t cause alarm. Exception: Atheists who do not believe in the existence of God or gods.

2. “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.” In other words, cars, clothes, sports, even our jobs are dangerous things to worship because they can go away. But the God you worship will always be there for you.

3. “Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.” Our conversation has been coarsened by abuses of every language, specifically the routine use of expletives to describe our feelings and emotions. Following the guidance of this commandment would lower the level of rhetoric and contribute to a more peaceful society.

4. “Remember thou keep holy the Sabbath day.” Not all religions are celebrated on Sunday, the traditional Sabbath, but each has a period set aside for deliberation. Setting time aside to meditate helps you become a better citizen.

5. “Honor thy father and thy mother.” Can anyone argue with this?

The Penal and Civil Codes of the state of California (and every other state in the United States) embrace commandments Six through Ten.

6. “Thou shalt not kill.”

7. “Thou shalt not commit

adultery.”

8. “Thou shalt not steal.”

9. “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.”

10. “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife.” “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s goods.”

So, what’s wrong with the Ten Commandments? Why are atheists, liberals, and the ACLU so upset when they appear in public places? Could it be that their core beliefs are contrary to the teachings embodied in these 10 common-sense rules of life?

Personally, I think that every school, library, courthouse, and city hall in the United States should proudly display the Ten Commandments and similar teachings in the scripture of other religions for all to see so that we can compare and learn from the experience. The public has a right to be exposed to the positive message provided by these tenets.

Haven’t we vested “the government” with the duty to teach our children? Shouldn’t positive reinforcement such as the Ten Commandments be given the same emphasis as birth control, creating new gender identities, or pacifist viewpoints in public schools?

I guess I am getting tired of liberals enforcing their concept of morality on the rest of us. What’s next? Are they going to demand that Commandments Six through Ten be stricken from public law to maintain the separation of church and state?

What Roger Williams, the Puritan minister, said about the separation of church and state in the mid 1600s is still valid today: “At worst, such a society would lead to a foul corruption—not of the state, which was already corrupt, but of the church.” m

Ron Fink writes to the Sun from Lompoc. Send a response for publication to letters@ santamariasun.com.

Give our firefighters the wages they deserve

This past week proves to be the perfect time for this letter. Why? The sky was dull with smoke and ashes cover everything. Fire! A big one and out of control. We’ve all seen the convoys of firetrucks and support equipment … some staged at our local Elks rodeo grounds. Firefighters from all over the state. What do they have in common? They all are here to protect property and lives. By doing so they often put their own lives at risk. A life risked saving a total stranger that could be you or me. Am I glad they do it? Of course. God bless them all.

Now to the point of my letter. We all approved Measure U in the past because it was presented as needed to support our emergency personnel. Firefighters and police to name only two. Santa Maria City Council refuses to bring our firefighters up to standard pay. The money is there but being held for something other than wages and benefits. To their credit, Gloria Soto of District 3 and Mike Cordero of District 2 are in favor of decent pay for our firefighters.

As for Mayor Patino and District 1 Carlos Escobedo and District 4 Maribel Hernandez, the question is: Why won’t you provide these men and women with a decent wage that we citizens voted to give them? Are you going to be typical politicians who promise voters one thing and then ignore them after you get what you want, or will you do the right thing and do what we Santa Maria residents want you to do? Give our firefighters the wages they deserve for the danger, the PTSD they suffer, the death and destruction they see almost daily. Call your district representative and the mayor and tell them what you, the voter, want.

Glen de St. Jean Santa Maria

Homelessness is not an issue that the majority of Santa Maria’s City Council seems interested in tackling, solving, or taking a bite out of.

To me, it simply sounds as if Mayor Alice Patino would simply like for it to just go away Patino, by the way, is running for mayor, again. She doesn’t seem to believe that there’s anyone out there interested in becoming Santa Maria’s next top elected official who is more capable than she is and capable of winning an election.

“I guess I’m not a proponent of the housing first issue because I think we recognize that we have a lot of these people that are drug-addicted, they have mental health issues, and I know we have the services there, but if they’re not going to accept the services and we’re still housing them it’s like pouring bad money after bad money down the drain,” Patino said.

So, what’s the answer, Patino? Housing last? Bus them to the desert? Forced services?

Meanwhile, the only “bad” money Santa Maria seems to be pouring down the drain is the roughly $200,000 it’s spent cleaning up homeless encampments—which Assistant City Manager Chuen Wu explained during a recent City Council meeting is something that is difficult to eliminate, an “ongoing issue.”

Cleaning up encampments is a temporary relief of blight, not a permanent solution. And the permanent solutions we attempt as a society are never long-term enough to understand whether they’re effective.

Patino pointed to the tripled number of emergency calls around Hope Village since it opened in March as an area of frustration. Duh! (Not that the city of Santa Maria really helped out with that project.)

It’s absolutely frustrating, but introducing previously homeless individuals to housing, new rules and benefits, and attempting to wrap social services around their “drug-addicted” and “mental health” issues is tricky for obvious reasons. Give the temporary shelter program a chance to iron out the kinks—rather than rallying to pooh-pooh the project before it’s had the opportunity to feel itself out. However, if homeless advocates want elected officials to do more, we need tangible, accountable goals and successes to hang hats on.

Santa Barbara County touted its transitioning of 1,400 individuals out of homelessness in 2023. Woo!

The total number of homeless individuals counted during the January 2023 annual Point-In-Time Count was almost 1,900. So, the 2024 count must be way lower, right? Wrong. Preliminary estimates have it increasing by more than 200 individuals.

I don’t understand why our statistics suck. We are spending so much money on these programs, and we don’t have numbers that are helpful for defending them, kicking them, or for understanding homelessness.

Help me understand, everyone. How many of the 1,400 folks that “transitioned out of homelessness” fell back into it? What are the expectations for the 94 folks currently residing at Hope Village in Santa Maria? Do we expect that a certain number will be lifted up and out of homelessness forever, some for a short period, and that some will quickly return to the previous lifestyle? We need both accurate and estimated statistics to understand the efficacy of programs like these. Otherwise, success is intangible. How do we measure it? m

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The Pacific Conservatory Theatre (PCPA) presents its production of The Play Goes Wrong, with performances at the Solvang Festival Theater through Sunday, July 28. The cast of this backstage farce includes Madison Shaheen (left) and Jonathan Valerio (right). For tickets to the show or more info, call (805) 922-8313 or visit pcpa.org.

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BALLROOM, LATIN, AND SWING DANCE

CLASSES Social ballroom, Latin, and swing lessons for all ages. Beginner and advance classes. Tuesdays, Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m. $45-$55. 805-928-7799. Kleindancesarts.com. KleinDance Arts, 3558 Skyway Drive, suite A, Santa Maria.

CABARET PCPA’s iteration of the iconic musical. Through July 27 Marian Theatre, 800 S. College Dr., Santa Maria, pcpa.org.

CASUAL CRAFTERNOON: SHELL

TRINKET TRAYS Create a tray made of seashells to hold keys, coins, and other trinkets. All materials will be provided. Registration is required; for patrons 18 and older. July 26, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. 805925-0994. cityofsantamaria.org/services/ departments/library. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.

DANCE CLASSES: EVERYBODY CAN DANCE Classes available for all skill levels. Class sizes limited. ongoing Everybody Can Dance, 628 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria, 805-937-6753, everybodycandance.webs.com/.

FREE BOOK SUNDAYS FOR AGES 0-17

Visit the Youth Services Desk on the first Sunday of each month to receive a coupon for a free book of your choice from the Library Bookstore. For ages 0-17. First Sunday of every month Free. 805-9250994. cityofsantamaria.org/services/ departments/library. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.

LEARN CALIFORNIA’S OFFICIAL DANCE: WEST COAST SWING Learn west coast swing in a casual, friendly environment, taught by Texas state swing champion, Gina Sigman. Free intro from 6:30 to 7

p.m. Beyond the Basics ($10) is 7 to 7:45 p.m. $10 entry includes social dance (7:45 to 8:15 p.m.). Tuesdays, 6:30-8:15 p.m. 832-884-8114. Cubanissimo Cuban Coffee House, 4869 S. Bradley Rd., #118, Orcutt. VALLEY READS The Valley Reads is a monthly book club for adults featuring coffee, snacks, and lively discussion. The book for July is My Grandmother Asked Me to Tell You She’s Sorry by Fredrik Backman. Call the reference desk at 805-925-0994 Ext. 8562 to reserve a seat. July 27 2-3 p.m. Free. 805-925-0994 ext.8562. cityofsantamaria.org/services/ departments/library. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.

SANTA YNEZ VALLEY ALL THINGS BRIGHT AND BEAUTIFUL Sheryl Knight and Linda Mutti are awardwinning and celebrated artists and will be sharing their works at the Gallery Los Olivos. Artist reception is Aug. 3. MondaysSundays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. through Aug. 31 805-688-7517. GalleryLosOlivos.com. Gallery Los Olivos, 2920 Grand Ave., Los Olivos.

CABARET The iconic musical. Presented by PCPA. Aug. 2-25 Solvang Festival Theater, 420 2nd St., Solvang, 805-686-1789.

THE LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS The hit sci-fi horror comedy, with songs by lyricist Howard Ashman and composer Alan Menken. Presented by PCPA. Through July 28 Solvang Festival Theater, 420 2nd St., Solvang, 805-686-1789.

PILLARS: GALLERY LOS OLIVOS A collection of realistic oil paintings honoring the workers that hold up our food system. Mondays-Sundays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. through July. 805-688-7517. GalleryLosOlivos.com. Gallery Los Olivos, 2920 Grand Ave., Los Olivos.

THE PLAY THAT GOES WRONG PCPA presents this hilarious backstage farce.

Through July 28 pcpa.org. Solvang Festival Theater, 420 2nd St., Solvang, 805-686-1789.

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LAVENDER LEMONADE AND WATERCOLOR AT SANTA RITA HILLS

LAVENDER FARM Visit the picturesque lavender fields of Santa Rita Hills and grab a glass of lavender lemonade and a paintbrush. Aug. 3, 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $89. 805-325-8092. artspotonwheels. com. Santa Rita Hills Lavender Farm, 1900 Tularosa Road, Lompoc. PATTERNS, SPACES, AND PLACES

With Neil Andersson, Deborah Breedon, and Chuck Klein. A talented trio of longstanding valley artists showcase their unique styles in painting and fine woodworking at the Cypress Gallery. Artist reception: Aug. 4, from 1 to 3 p.m. Thursdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. through Aug. 25 Free. 805-737-1129. lompocart.org/. Cypress Gallery, 119 E Cypress Ave., Lompoc.

SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY CREATING DIGITAL ART This presentation will dive into the basics of creating digital art using the powerful combination of an iPad, an Apple Pencil, and the Procreate app. Suitable for all ages and anyone interested in digital art techniques. July 27, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. 805709-2281. venturaes.com/nipomo. Nipomo Library, 918 W. Tefft, Nipomo.

DANCE FITNESS ART AND CULTURE FOR ADULTS Discover dance as a form of artistic expression and exercise, using a wide range of styles and genres of music (including modern, jazz, Broadway, ethnic). Tuesdays, 4-5 p.m. $10 drop-in; $30 for four classes. 510-362-3739. grover. org. Grover Beach Community Center, 1230 Trouville Ave., Grover Beach.

FIND WALDO LOCAL 2024 Where’s Waldo? In Arroyo Grande, of course. Waldo is hiding at 20 local businesses in July. Grab your stamp card from Monarch Books on July 1 and start your search. Collect 20 or more stamps and you could win a prize in the grand-prize drawing. Through July 28 Free. 805-668-6300. monarchbooks805.com. Monarch Books, 201 E. Branch St., Arroyo Grande.

GALLERY AT MONARCH DUNES 2024 THIRD QUARTER ART EXHIBIT The Gallery at Monarch Dunes in Nipomo at Trilogy is now displaying its 2024 third quarter exhibit of original works of art from 17 Trilogy artist residents. The art displayed includes a wide rage of techniques and styles as well as stunning photography. July 27 1-3 p.m. Free. Gallery at Monarch Dunes, 1640 Trilogy Parkway, Nipomo, 805-343-7500.

GUNSMOKIN’ Through Sept. 7 Great American Melodrama, 1863 Front St., Oceano.

SAN LUIS OBISPO

ACT SUMMER THEATRE CAMPS Visit site for more details on this summer camp series. Through Aug. 5 slorep.org/education/ act-theatre-camps/. SLO Rep, 888 Morro St., San Luis Obispo, 805-786-2440.

ACTOR’S EDGE: ACTING CLASSES Actor’s Edge offers film and television acting training in San Luis Obispo, plus exposure to Los Angeles talent agents. All ages and skill levels welcome. Classes available in SLO, LA, and on zoom. ongoing $210 per month. actorsedge.com. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

ADVENTURE ART CLASS WITH CHUCK CROTSER This 4-week class is aimed at children ages 8-14 to learn critical elements of drawing and painting while having a blast. Tuesdays, 10:30 a.m.-12:30

p.m. through July 30 $25 per class or $80 for all classes. 805-471-5967. artcentralslo.com. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

ALL AGES SCULPTING WITH JOHN ROULLARD John a retired school teacher who patiently guides potters of all ages to sculpt and work on details and design. Saturdays, 1:30-3 p.m. $40. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

ALL LEVELS POTTERY CLASSES Anam

Cre is a pottery studio in SLO that offers a variety of classes. This specific class is open to any level. Teachers are present for questions, but the class feels more like an open studio time for potters. Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. $40. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, anamcre.com.

APRIL BANKS: OUTLANDISH Los Angeles-based artist April Banks is a creative strategist working across visual art, social engagement, and exhibition design. Her practice sits intentionally between image, space, and experience. Through July 29, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/exhibition/aprilbanks/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

ART AFTER DARK: CENTURY 21

HOMETOWN REALTY Century 21

Hometown Realty is pleased to host amazing local artists, rotating their art work each month for the ‘Art After Dark’ calendar year. Reception of food and wine. First Friday of every month, 5-8 p.m. through Nov. 1 Century 21 Hometown Realty, 1103 Toro St., San Luis Obispo, 805-235-4877.

ARTIST RIKI SCHUMACHER AT ART CENTRAL GALLERY Schumacher’s work is pensive and introspective, inspiring one to take a solitary walk on a cloudy day. Wander in to reflect on her “delicious, wistful landscapes.” Mondays-Saturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sundays, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/galleryartists/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

BEYOND THE BASICS OF WATERCOLOR WITH VIRGINIA MACK This is a class for those who love imagining ways to further their visual expressions. A watercolor-

based course, but one that branches out into other media. Fourth Thursday of every month, 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $35 per class. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. CERAMIC LESSONS AND MORE Now offering private one-on-one and group lessons in the ceramic arts. Both hand building and wheel throwing options. Beginners welcomed. ongoing 805-8355893. hmcruceceramics.com/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo. CLAY BABY HANDPRINTS Offers a unique experience of pressing your baby’s hand/ foot into clay so parents can cherish this time forever. Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, Sundays $55. anamcre.com/babyhandprints. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. DATE NIGHT POTTERY Bring your date and throw a cup on the pottery wheel. Next, texture a clay slab and press into a form creating a personalized piece. Guest are welcome to bring drinks; venue provides aprons. Pieces are fired, glazed, and ready in two weeks. Saturdays, 6-6:30 p.m. $140. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. FESTIVAL MOZAIC PRESENTS THE FILM: EARL Earl Kim is an American composer who was born into abject poverty. As a child, music transformed his life. He learned the keyboard from a church organist and later studied with a Los Angeles composer and teacher free of charge for seven years. July 26, 2-4 p.m. Suggested donation of $10. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic.org. Palm Theatre, 817 Palm St, San Luis Obispo.

FOUR-WEEK ADULT HANDBUILDING AND WHEEL SERIES Learning both handbuilding and wheel throwing techniques. Students will get a taste of all things clay in this four-week series. Clay/ firing included; beginner friendly. Please sign up online in advance. This series is offered each month (check website for availability). First Saturday of every month, 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $180. anamcre.com/ booking. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey

St., San Luis Obispo.

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IT TAKES TWO: BRAND NEW SONGS ABOUT SAME OLD LOVE A funny and touching original musical revue about romantic relationships. Featuring 19 original songs by Michael Kaplan and Mark Pietri, the creators of “Danny Come Home” and “We’re Canceling Cable.” Aug. 2 7-8:30 p.m., Aug. 3 , 7-8:30 p.m. and Aug. 4 , 3-4:30 p.m. $25. 805-440-2695. Unitarian Universalist, 2201 Lawton Ave., San Luis Obispo.

A TOWN ART HOP CALL TO ARTIST The first A Town Art Hop is happening Sept. 6. Submission deadline is July 25. Email: atownarthop@gmail.com (up to five images). July 25 Free. instagram.com/ atownarthop/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

MAMA TEMPLE PRESENTS: ARRIVALS AND DEPARTURES WRITING WORKSHOP WITH LESLIE ST. JOHN MUSE is an experience, drawing from movement and writing, that takes us out of the analytical mind and into the creative, intuitive imagination. MUSE is a journey; a place to write your stories, express your truths, listen as an art form, and empower you. July 27 9-10:45 a.m. $17.91 (includes fees). 620-899-4060. thebunkerslo.com/ events. The Bunker SLO, 810 Orcutt Road, San Luis Obispo.

THE MAMA TEMPLE Includes contributions of art, stories, and experience that challenge the narrative of motherhood. This collaboration of art and story has a message of healing and reconciliation for ourselves and others. Motherhood events/workshops are held during July. Through July 31 themamatemple.org/work/ julyevents. The Bunker SLO, 810 Orcutt Road, San Luis Obispo.

MARIA MOLTENI: CELESTIAL

ANTIPHONY Celestial Antiphony creates a cycle of beats on the fingers and illustrates a childhood shortcut for praying the Rosary when beads have gone missing. The artist has returned to the modular, rhythmic orb-based practice of prayer, which transcends boundaries of faith and constructs of time. Aug. 2- Nov. 11 Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/exhibition/ maria-molteni/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

PARENT-CHILD POTTERY CLASS Make lasting memories with clay together as a family. For ages 6 and over. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m.-noon $70. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, anamcre.com.

PLEIN AIR PAINTERS OF THE CENTRAL

WHOSE WATERS? This Gray Wing exhibition will build upon the photojournalistic work of Southern California artist Gabriella Angotti-Jones whose I Just Wanna Surf book highlights Black female and non-binary surfers and other unseen or outright ignored communities that ride the waves off the Golden State. Through Oct. 20, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/exhibition/ surf-show/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY

ARTVENTURES WITH ZOE: EXPLORING PAINT (1 TO 4 P.M.) Students will experiment with watercolor and acrylic paints to learn about color mixing, texture, mark making, and more. Designed for ages 6-12. July 26, 1-4 p.m. $50. 805-7722504. artcentermorrobay.org/index.php/ comingevents/childrens-classes/. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

ARTVENTURES WITH ZOE: EXPLORING PAINT (9 A.M. TO NOON) Kids (ages 6-12) will experiment with watercolor and acrylic paints, encouraging them to explore color mixing, texture, mark making, and more. July 26 9 a.m.-noon $50. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay. org/index.php/products/. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

COSTA GALLERY SHOWCASES Features works by Ellen Jewett as well as 20 other local artists, and artists from southern and northern California. Thursdays-Saturdays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and Sundays, 12-4 p.m. 559799-9632. costagallery.com. Costa Gallery, 2087 10th St., Los Osos.

DRAWING/PAINTING GROUP CCA holds still life drawing/painting sessions in the Green Room at Cambria Center for the Arts. You will need to bring your own supplies, including an easel if you choose to paint.

Fourth Thursday of every month, 1-3:30 p.m. through Feb. 25 $10. 805-927-8190. cambriacenterforthearts.org. Cambria Center for the Arts, 1350 Main St., Cambria.

JEWELRY BY MARJORIE ZLOTOWITZ

“Ever since we humans figured out how to string stones and bones, we’ve adorned ourselves with things we find aesthetically pleasing.” This artist loves the colors, shapes, and textures of natural stones, various metals, and vintage beads. July 30 - Aug. 29, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-7721068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

MEDIA ARTS (VIDEO PRODUCTION) WORKSHOP Don’t know what to do with all the videos you have recorded and saved? This new media arts workshop is just what you need. Learn how to organize and edit those videos and turn them into something special. See website for full details. July 25, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $75. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

MEDIA ARTS/VIDEO PRODUCTION WORKSHOP FOR TEENS (GOING INTO GRADES 6-12) In this 3-day media arts workshop, students that are going into grades 6-12 will learn about the basics of video production, plus they will walk away having made at least one completed video. See website for complete details. July 25 1-4 p.m. $120. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. OIL PAINTINGS BY PATRICIA NEWTON

Newton’s style is representational, “utilizing a glazing technique to create a translucent effect that provides depth and emanates light from my paintings.” Through July 29, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare. com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay. PHOTOGRAPHY BY GREGORY SIRAGUSA This artist prefers photography of subjects that are subtle or commonplace, “revealing beauty that often goes unnoticed.” But his portfolio also exhibits grandeur, capturing memorable landscapes and birds whose wings regularly touch the sky. Work is printed on metal, canvas, and paper. Through July 29, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

COAST A self-directed fun group of dynamic artists who enjoy painting and sketching outdoors. Artists meet on site at various locations. Weekly plein air destinations are provided by Kirsti Wothe via email (mrswothe@yahoo.com). Wednesdays, 9 a.m.-noon SLO County, Various locations countywide, San Luis Obispo.

POTTERY: BEGINNING WHEEL CLASS

This series is a great intro to the pottery wheel. Students learn to throw various shapes, surface decorate, and glaze. Clay and firing included with admission. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $180. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

ESCAPING THE LABYRINTH A man falls for a Greek goddess who disappears. He spends his life searching to find her again. July 26 -28 By The Sea Productions, 545 Shasta Ave., Morro Bay, bytheseaproductions.org.

FINE ART TEXTILES BY GAY MCNEAL

THE PLEIN AIR TEAM Acrylic artist, Nancy Lynn, and husband, watercolorist, Robert Fleming, have an ongoing show of originals and giclee prints of Morro Bay and local birds. ongoing 805-772-9955. Seven Sisters Gallery, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 8, Morro Bay, sevensistersgalleryca.com.

SCULPTURE CLASS WITH ROD PEREZ

This weekly sculpture drop-in class gives an opportunity for potters to take on new projects and learn new techniques relating to sculptural work. Additionally, every first Friday of the month, a new project will be taught by Rod Perez for beginners. Fridays, 10 a.m.-noon $40. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

SLO COMEDY UNDERGROUND OPEN

MIC NIGHT Enjoy a night of laughs provided by the local SLO Comedy Community. It’s open mic night, so anyone can perform and “you never know what you’ll see.” Tuesdays, 8 p.m. Free. Libertine Brewing Company, 1234 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, 805-548-2337, libertinebrewing.com.

SLOCA SUMMER CAMP: MUSICAL THEATER Two weeks of singing, dancing, acting, and more fun for grades 1-8. This 2-week camp introduces students to a variety of elements and principles used in the process of theater production and appreciation of theater arts. Showcase on the final day of camp. Mondays-Fridays, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. through Aug. 2 $750. 805-5488700. sloclassical.org/summercamp/. SLO Classical Academy, 165 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

This artist appreciates the multifaceted role that textiles have played in the art and material cultures of many societies. Her creative high comes from the process of trying out the multitude of techniques, both old and new, to create art and quilts. July 30 - Aug. 29 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare. com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

FINE ART WATERCOLORS BY VIRGINIA

MACK This artist’s inspiration comes from nature. Her passion is enjoying natural areas wherever she is and responding to each area through her paintings and drawings. She has made hundreds of journeys on the bay in her kayak and developed many pieces inspired by those journeys. July 30 -Aug. 29 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare. com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

FOREVER STOKED PAINT PARTY Join us at the gallery, for a few hours to travel on a creative paint journey. You will receive as much or as little instruction as you prefer. No artistic experience is necessary. Saturdays, 7-9 p.m. $45. 805-772-9095. Forever Stoked, 1164 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay.

JEWELRY AND ART BY CAROL ROULLARD Using a microscope, Carol shows us extraordinary, intricate dazzling crystals with unique natural structures and patterns. Come discover the micro-cosmos in this amazing show. Gallery at Marina Square is open daily. Through July 29 Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare. com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

THE REBOOT SPEAKEASY PRESENTS ON THE SPOT Lively local storytellers share true personal stories about finding quick fixes to awkward moments and the art of winging it. Each story inspires an intrepid improv team as they make up a mini-play “ON THE SPOT.” Dress warm, and come early for seating under the stars. July 26 7-9:15 p.m. Free. 805-772-9225. facebook.com/the.reboot4u. Top Dog Coffee Bar, 857 Main St., Morro Bay.

CULTURE & LIFESTYLE

SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS ALAMOS ANDROID PHONE CLASS First Thursday of every month Oasis Center, 420 Soares Ave., Orcutt, 805-937-9750. CASUAL CRAFTERNOON: FOLDED BOOK HEDGEHOGS Transform an old book into something whimsical. This workshop is free, all materials and supplies will be provided. Registration is required. For patrons 18 or older. July 29 4-5:30 p.m. Free. 805-925-0994 ext.8562. cityofsantamaria.org/services/ departments/library. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria. CENTRAL COAST CORVETTE CLUB Open to Corvette owners and enthusiasts. First Thursday of every month, 7 p.m. Free. 805-934-3948. Home Motors, 1313 E. Main St., Santa Maria.

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D-AND-D AT THE LIBRARY Get ready to join an epic adventure with Dungeons and Dragons presented by the Santa Maria Adventurer’s League. This easy-tolearn game is the world’s most popular tabletop role playing game, and everyone is welcome regardless of previous experience. Space is limited; registration required. July 28 , 1-4:30 p.m. Free. 805925-0994 ext.8562. cityofsantamaria. org/services/departments/library. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.

EXPLORING THE TRAILS OF ORCUTT

Join the Land Trust for Santa Barbara County and enjoy some of Orcutt’s best trails. Aug. 3 9-11:30 a.m. Free. 805-4488012. sblandtrust.org. Orcutt Community Park, 4854 S. Bradley Road 109, Orcutt.

FEEL GOOD YOGA Tuesdays, Thursdays, 8:30-9:30 a.m. 805-937-9750. oasisorcutt. org. Oasis Center, 420 Soares Ave., Orcutt.

FIRST FRIDAY First Friday of every month facebook.com/firstfridayoldtownorcutt/. Historic Old Town Orcutt, S. Broadway and Union Ave., Orcutt.

FREE BOOK SUNDAYS FOR AGES 0-17

Visit the Youth Services Desk on the first Sunday of each month to receive a coupon for a free book of your choice from the Library Bookstore. For ages 0-17. First Sunday of every month Free. 805-9250994. cityofsantamaria.org/services/ departments/library. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria. GROUP WALKS AND HIKES Check website for the remainder of this year’s group hike dates and private hike offerings. ongoing 805-343-2455. dunescenter.org. Guadalupe-Nipomo Dunes Center, 1065 Guadalupe St., Guadalupe.

TECH MADE EASY: EBOOKS AND EAUDIOBOOKS Learn how to access the library’s electronic catalogs and download electronic resources onto your mobile devices or tablets. This class is free; registration is required. Please bring any mobile device, tablet, or laptop you wish to use to access these resources. For patrons 18 and older. July 27, 10:30 a.m.-noon Free. 805-9250994. cityofsantamaria.org/services/ departments/library. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria. WELLNESS BASICS: HOW TO COPE Want to learn how to deal with big emotions before they become overwhelming? Join in Shepard Hall to learn techniques for coping and handling mental health crises

presented by Transitions Mental Health Association. July 27, 11 a.m.-noon Free. 805-925-0994 ext.8562. cityofsantamaria. org/services/departments/library. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.

LOMPOC/VANDENBERG

BURTON MESA CHAPARRAL GARDEN

CARE DAY Join and help beautify Lompoc’s botanical garden. Bring your pruners, a rake, and a wheelbarrow, if you can. Wear a hat, comfortable clothes, sunscreen, and closed-toe shoes. First-time volunteers welcome. Aug. 3, 9 a.m.-noon Free. 805450-3668. Burton Mesa Chaparral Garden, 1 Hancock Drive, Lompoc, lvbhs.org/bmcg.

SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY

BEGINNER GROUP SURF LESSONS AND SURF CAMPS Lessons and camp packages available daily. All equipment included. ongoing Starts at $70. 805-835-7873. sandbarsurf.com/. Sandbar Surf School Meetup Spot, 110 Park Ave., Pismo Beach.

BEGINNING BALLET FOR ADULTS Enjoy the grace and flow of ballet. No previous experience needed. Wednesdays, 5:15-6:15 p.m. $12 drop-in; $40 for four classes. 510-362-3739. grover.org. Grover Beach Community Center, 1230 Trouville Ave., Grover Beach.

CENTRAL COAST AQUARIUM SUMMER

CAMPS The Central Coast Aquarium is excited to announce that summer camp registrations are now open. Each week-long camp session will include: interactive lessons and activities, outdoor field trips, animal encounters, and more. Mondays, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. through Aug. 5 centralcoastaquarium.org/campsprograms/seasonal-camps/summercamps/. Central Coast Aquarium, 50 San Juan St., Avila Beach, 805-595-7280.

COMMUNITY NATIVE GARDEN MONTHLY VOLUNTEER WORKDAY

Volunteers accomplish a variety of tasks including pathways maintenance, litter patrol of the garden perimeter, weeding, irrigation system expansion/repairs, pruning, and plantings. Volunteers should bring work gloves, a hat, drinking water, and tools related to the above activities.

First Saturday of every month, 9 a.m.-noon Free. 805-710-3073. Nipomo Native Garden, Camino Caballo at Osage, Nipomo. DONATION-BASED YOGA FOR FIRST RESPONDERS, EMTS, AND CARETAKERS Class schedule varies. Contact empoweryoga805@gmail for details and reservations. ongoing 805-619-0989. empoweryoga805.com.

UNIFY TO BEAUTIFY

The Lompoc Valley Botanic and Horticultural Society hosts its Garden Care Day program at Burton Mesa Chaparral Garden in Lompoc on Saturday, Aug. 3, from 9 a.m. to noon. Volunteers are asked to bring pruners and other tools to help the group beautify the garden. Comfy clothes, closed-toe shoes, hats, and sunscreen are recommended. Visit lvbhs.org for more details. —C.W.

Empower Yoga Studio and Community Boutique, 775 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach. MULTICULTURAL DANCE CLASS FOR ADULTS Experience dance from continents around the earth, including from Africa, Europe, and more. Described as “a wonderful in-depth look at the context and history of cultures of the world.” Tuesdays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $10 drop-in; $30 for four classes. 510-3623739. grover.org. Grover Beach Community Center, 1230 Trouville Ave., Grover Beach. QI GONG FOR LESS STRESS AND MORE ENERGY Experience the energy of Qi Gong through simple standing movements promoting flexibility, strength, relaxation, and increased energy. Suitable for all ages and fitness levels, Qi Gong revitalizes and enriches your life. An outdoor class overlooking the ocean. Wednesdays, 4-5 p.m. $14 per class or $55 for 5-class card with no expiration. 805-440-4561. pismobeach.org. Margo Dodd Gazebo, Ocean Park Blvd., Shell Beach.

STRIDE WITH THE TIDE The City of Pismo Beach presents Stride with the Tide 5K Run. No pre-registration required, and walkers are welcomed. Rain or shine. July 27, 8:30 a.m. $35 with shirt; $20 for race only. pismobeach.org/73/Recreation. Pismo Beach Pier, West end of Pomeroy, Pismo Beach.

SUMMER

BARKTACULAR

BARK IN THE PARK Hosted by the City of Arroyo Grande. Bring your leashed best friend for a day of fun in the sun. Dog item vendors, food trucks, dog contests, adoptions, and more. July 27 10 a.m.-3 p.m. $0-$15. 805-473-5472. arroyogrande.org/catalog. Elm St. Park, 380 S Elm St., Arroyo Grande. WEEKLY WATER SAFETY LESSONS Facility advertised as open and safe. Give

the office a call to register over the phone. Mondays-Fridays $160-$190. 805-481-6399. 5 Cities Swim School, 425 Traffic Way, Arroyo Grande, 5citiesswimschool.com.

SAN LUIS OBISPO

AGING GRACEFULLY WITH PREVENTATIVE CARE “We can’t stop getting older, but we can shift our thinking about it.” Moving from “I can’t do anything about it” to “I have some control over how my mind and body ages.” Series sponsored by Unity Five Cities. Details from chris@peacefulpoint.com. Over Zoom. Wednesdays, 6-7:30 p.m. through Nov. 20 Love offering. (805) 489-7359. unity5cities.org. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

BEYOND MINDFULNESS Realize your potential through individualized meditation instruction with an experienced teacher via Zoom. This class is for those who wish to begin a practice or seek to deepen an existing one. Flexible days and times. Certified with IMTA. Email or text for information. Mondays-Sundays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Sliding scale. 559-9059274. theartofsilence.net. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo. BIRDS AND BOTANY MONTHLY WALK AT SLO BOTANICAL GARDEN The Garden is excited to present a monthly bird walk on the fourth Thursday of every month which explores the intersection of birds and botany. 8-11 a.m. $10 for members; $40 for general public. 805-541-1400. slobg.org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo. CAL HOPE SLO GROUPS AT TMHA Visit website for full list of weekly Zoom groups available. Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays calhopeconnect.org. Transitions Mental Health Warehouse, 784 High Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-270-3346. CENTRAL COAST DIALYSIS ORGAN TRANSPLANT SUPPORT GROUP Not faith based. All are welcome. Please wear a mask. First Saturday of every month, 9:3011:30 a.m. St. Stephen’s Episcopal Church SLO, 650 Pismo St., San Luis Obispo. GUIDED ENERGETIC MEDITATION Are you energetically sensitive? This reoccurring weekly class will be a guided Introduction to Energetic Meditation Techniques that will assist you to: clear your energy field, improve energy flow and energy boundaries, quiet and focus your mind, and be clearer about “Who You Really Are.” Mondays, 6:30-8 p.m. through Nov. 30 $22. 503-929-6416. elohiacupuncture.com/classes/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo. HEALING DEPRESSION SUPPORT GROUP A safe place to share life experiences with those who have depression or have had and recovered from the devastating effects of depression. Mondays, 6-7 p.m. through Dec. 30 Free. 805-528-3194. Hope House Wellness Center, 1306 Nipomo St., San Luis Obispo. THE MAMA TEMPLE PRESENTS: CALLING IN THE CRONE WITH ALLISON LORNE A sharing circle and trance drum journey to connect and elevate the honored archetype of the Crone. With Allison Lorne July 27 5:30-7 p.m. $15. thebunkerslo.com/events. The Bunker SLO, 810 Orcutt Road, San Luis Obispo. CULTURE & LIFESTYLE continued page 16

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SATURDAY, AUGUST 17 Congregation House, SLO

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Tribute to Kiss and Aerosmith Dressed to Kill and Aero Rocks

SATURDAY, AUGUST 17 Blast 825 Brewery, Orcutt

Shakti Goddess Retreat

SUNDAY, AUGUST 18

Aurora Adventures at Vibe

Arroyo Grande

Hot Stuff

SHADES OF PREY

Local artist Fred Ventura will lead a workshop on creating digital paintings at the Nipomo Library on Saturday, July 27, from 1 to 2:30 p.m. Ventura will demonstrate how to use an iPad, an Apple Pencil, and the Procreate app for digital art projects during the presentation. Admission to the event is free. Visit venturaes.com for more info. —C.W.

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THE MAMA TEMPLE PRESENTS: MYSTICAL MAMMAS The wisdom of three Mystical Mammas are here to help guide and inspire you. This unique opportunity for personal exploration is with experienced and intuitive guides. July 28 10 a.m.-3 p.m. $40 per reading. thebunkerslo.com/events. The Bunker SLO, 810 Orcutt Road, San Luis Obispo.

MAMAS AND BABIES SLOW FLOW AND SOMARICS Communing with the subtle realms of being and engaging in gentle, intuitive movement to support fertility and perinatal wellbeing. July 27, 1:30-3 p.m. Sliding scale $15-$25. 620-899-4060. thebunkerslo.com/events. The Bunker SLO, 810 Orcutt Road, San Luis Obispo.

MINDFULNESS AND MEDITATION (ONLINE) Zoom series hosted by TMHA. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m.-noon Transitions Mental Health Warehouse, 784 High Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-270-3346.

NAMI FAMILY-TO-FAMILY CLASS This is a free, eight-session education program for family, friends and significant others of children and adults with mental health conditions. Learn about anxiety, depressive disorders, schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and other mental health conditions. Topics covered include communication, problem solving, treatment, and recovery. Registration by email or calling required. Mondays, 6-8:30 p.m. through Aug. 5 Free. 805-481-4847. namislo.org. Unitarian Universalist, 2201 Lawton Ave., San Luis Obispo.

NATURE SUNDAY: TAKING A LIKIN’ TO THE LICHENS OF SLO COUNTY This Nature Sunday, meet the incredible lichen, a fascinating symbiotic relationship between algae and fungi. Bring your binoculars, hand lenses, water, sunhat, and sunscreen for a walk. Please register in advance via slobg.org. For more information, email jen@slobg.org. July 28 1-3 p.m. Free. 805-541-1400. slobg.org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.

Q YOUTH GROUP (VIRTUALLY VIA ZOOM) This is a social support group for LGBTQ+ and questioning youth between the ages of 11-18. Each week the group explores personal, cultural, and social identity. Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. Free. galacc.org/events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

QI GONG FOR MIND, BODY, AND SPIRIT

Learn and practice qi gong, a Chinese system for physical, mental and spiritual development. This class is conducted outdoors in a beautiful setting, which is the best place to do qi gong, as its inspiration is drawn from nature. Certified instructor: Devin Wallace. Tuesdays, 10-11 a.m. $10. 805-709-2227. Crows End Retreat, 6430 Squire Ct., San Luis Obispo.

REWILD WITH CHRISTIANA Visit site for tickets and more info. July 29, 5 p.m. my805tix.com/. Integrated Movement, 3592 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

SLO BLUES BASEBALL 33 summer home games held. Go to bluesbaseball.com for full schedule. Tickets available from My805Tix. Through July 27 $10 adults; 12 and under free. 805-512-9996. my805tix. com. SLO Blues Summer Collegiate Baseball, Sinsheimer Stadium at 900 Southwood Dr., San Luis Obispso.

SUNDAY EVENING RAP LGBTQ+

AA GROUP (VIRTUALLY VIA ZOOM)

Alcoholics Anonymous is a voluntary, worldwide fellowship of folks from all walks of life who together, attain and maintain sobriety. Requirement for membership is a desire to stop drinking. Email aarapgroup@gmail.com for password access. Sundays, 7-8 p.m. No fee. galacc.org/events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

SUPER HERO GYMNASTICS CAMP

Features gymnastics, themed crafts and games, and educational trivia. Enjoy trampolines, bars, beams, foam pits, and more. Ages 4-13; no experience necessary. July 29 - Aug. 2 , 9:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. $40-$360 depending on which options you choose. 805-547-1496. performanceathleticsslo.com/camps. Performance Athletics Gymnastics, 4484 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

TEEN MENTAL HEALTH SUPPORT

GROUP Learn more about mental health and coping skills to help you through your journey towards wellness and recovery. Thursdays, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. 805-5406576. t-mha.org. Hope House Wellness Center, 1306 Nipomo St., San Luis Obispo.

TRANS* TUESDAY A safe space providing peer-to-peer support for trans, gender non-conforming, non-binary, and questioning people. In-person and Zoom meetings held. Contact tranzcentralcoast@gmail.com for more details. Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. GALA Pride and Diversity Center, 1060 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-541-4252.

FOOD & DRINK

SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS ALAMOS

FOOD TRUCK FRIDAYS AT COSTA DE ORO Featured vendors in the series include Cali Coast Tacos, Cubanissimo, Danny’s Pizza Co., Chef Ricks, and more. Call venue for monthly schedules. Fridays 805-922-1468. costadeorowines.com.

Costa De Oro Winery, 1331 S. Nicholson Ave., Santa Maria.

FOOD TRUCK FRIDAYS AT WINE STONE

INN Fridays, 5-8 p.m. Wine Stone Inn, 255 W. Clark Ave., Orcutt, 805-332-3532, winestoneinn.com/.

FRIDAY NIGHT FUN Karaoke with DJ Nasty. With Beer Bucket specials. Kitchen stays open late. Come out and sing your favorite song. Fridays, 9 p.m.-2 a.m.

Roscoe’s Kitchen, 229 Town Center E, Santa Maria, 805-623-8866.

PRESQU’ILE WINERY: WINE CLUB Call or go online to make a reservation to taste at the winery or find more info on the winery’s Wine Club offerings. ongoing presquilewine.com/club/. Presqu’ile Winery, 5391 Presqu’ile Dr., Santa Maria, 805-937-8110.

SIPPIN’ SUNDAYS Every Sunday, come cozy up inside the tasting room and listen to great artists. Sundays, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-937-8463. cottonwoodcanyon.com. Cottonwood Canyon Vineyard And Winery, 3940 Dominion Rd, Santa Maria.

TACO TUESDAY Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m. Wine Stone Inn, 255 W. Clark Ave., Orcutt, 805332-3532, winestoneinn.com/.

THURSDAY EVENING BAR TAKEOVER Call venue or visit website to find out about featured vintners. Thursdays stellerscellar.com. Steller’s Cellar, 405 E. Clark Ave., Orcutt.

WINE AND DESIGN CLASSES Check Wine and Design’s Orcutt website for the complete list of classes, for various ages. ongoing Varies. wineanddesign.com/ orcutt. Wine and Design, 3420 Orcutt Road, suite 105, Orcutt.

LOMPOC/VANDENBERG

HEAD GAMES TRIVIA AND TACO

TUESDAYS CLASH Don’t miss Head Games Trivia at COLD Coast Brewing Company every Tuesday night. Teams can be up to 6 members. Earn prizes and bragging rights. Kekas will be serving their delicious local fare. Fun for all ages. Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-819-0723. coldcoastbrewing.com. COLD Coast Brewing Company, 118 W Ocean Ave, Lompoc.

SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY DUMPLING MAKING CLASS WITH SICHUAN KITCHEN SLO Join Chef Garrett of Sichuan Kitchen SLO for his famous dumpling making class. He will be sharing his passion for Sichuan cuisine as you learn the art of making dumplings. Mix, season, and wrap your way to a delicious feast. Vegan option included. For ages 21 and over. July 25 6-8 p.m. $50. 805-4817339. bgcslo.org/events. Boys and Girls Clubs of South San Luis Obispo County Clubhouse, 1830 19th St., Oceano. DUNES CENTER’S 2024 GALA Attendees are encouraged to wear 1920s attire at this event, which includes live jazz and swing music, poker tables, a no-host bar, dinner catered by Cool Hand Luke’s of Santa Maria, and more. July 27 6 p.m. dunescenter.org. Edwards Barn, 1095 Pomeroy Road, Nipomo, 805-929-1673. HOUSE OF PRAYER’S Q-TEAM MONTHLY BARBECUE Come enjoy finger lickin’ barbecue with all the fixings. First Saturday of every month, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. through Nov. 2 805-732-5111. House of Prayer Church, 640 S. Frontage Road, Nipomo.

TRIVIA NIGHT Join BrainStew Trivia for a hilariously witty evening of trivia in Pismo. Teams of 1 to 4 people. Prizes awarded to the first and second place teams. Kitchen is open until 7:30 p.m. for brain fuel. Beer, cider, wine, and nonalcoholic options available. First Thursday of every month, 6:30-8 p.m. Free to play. 805-295-6171. kulturhausbrewing.com. Kulturhaus Brewing Company, 779 Price St., Pismo Beach.

SAN LUIS OBISPO EDIBLE MAGAZINE SUMMER HOUSE A celebration of all things culinary, as Edible Magazine bring the pages of the magazine to life. This curated, multi-day food festival is an opportunity to try one-time-only food collaborations, chefs tables, cooking classes, farm shares, and more. Benefiting Family Care Network. July 28 July 29, July 30 and July 31 ediblesanluisobispo. com/summerhouse/. La Lomita Ranch, 1985 La Lomita Way, San Luis Obispo, 805-927-1028.

Maria Civic Theatre

Robles Rotary Club

Cookoff

Robles Event Center The Only Ocean, Niantic, Zampkamp, and Shadow Construct 47

AUGUST 10 Humdinger Brewing, SLO

Resonance Presents: Life and Breath

AUGUST 10 & 11 Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa & Trinity Lutheran Church, Paso Robles

The SLO Ventura Invitational

10 & 11 Morro Bay Golf Course

to Crone Sister Circle

AUGUST 11 From the Roots Up Healing, Los Osos

Frequent Weaver Presents: The Mezzacappa Quartet

AUGUST 11 The Bunker SLO

Tribute to The Rolling Stones: Some Girls

11 Blast & Brew, Atascadero Tiny Porch Concerts: The Riverside and The Salty Suites

AUGUST 11 Peter Strauss Ranch, Agoura Hills

Morro Bay High School Class of 2004 Reunion

AUGUST

The Siren, Morro Bay

Chismosas y Mimosas Drag Brunch

A Mi Manera Mexican Cuisine, Santa Maria

SLOpickers, A 4-Piece Bluegrass String Band

The Surface Walkers: A Science Fiction Rock Musical

AUGUST 17 Bang The Drum Brewery, SLO

Monte Mills Lucky Horseshoe Band: Cheers to Club Car Bar’s 1 Year Anniversary

AUGUST 17 Club Car Bar, Templeton Mercantile

Retreats,

CCCT’s 8th

THURSDAY, AUGUST 1

SUNDAY, AUGUST 4 Alex Madonna Expo Center, SLO Dirty Cello “The Flesh and the Devil” Screening, Performing Soundtrack

THURSDAY, AUGUST 8 Stolo Vineyards, Cambria

FRIDAY, AUGUST 2 Flower City Ballroom, Lompoc

Comedy Show

FRIDAY, AUGUST 9

JULY 28

Club Car Bar, Templeton Mercantile

The Wrecking Bar 10 Year Anniversary Bash

God’s Garden Vacation Bible Camp MON-FRI, JULY 28-AUG 2

Stephen’s Episcopal Church, SLO

SATURDAY, AUGUST 3 The Wrecking Bar, Lemoore Comedy Night with Claude Stewart

Distillery Trail Weekend Kick-off Party

FRIDAY, AUGUST 9

KROBAR Craft Distillery, SLO

Angus: An AC/DC Tribute FRIDAY, AUGUST 9

City Ballroom, Lompoc

WEDNESDAY, JULY

Trivia Wednesday Night with Brain Stew Trivia

LODGE LIBATIONS

Cambria Pines Lodge will highlight Stolo Vineyards at its upcoming Winemaker’s Dinner at the Lodge event on Sunday, July 28, from 5:30 to 8 p.m. Attendees of the event can look forward to a five-course meal, with a wine from Stolo Vineyards paired with each course. Admission is $130 per person. Visit cambriapineslodge.com to find out more about the dinner.

SUMMER BARBECUE BLOCK PARTY

Menu features McPrice Myers wines, Colony Mash brews, and more. With cotton candy and face painting for the 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 805-439-4298. sloprovisions.com/events. SLO Provisions, 1255 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. WINEMAKER HAPPY HOUR WITH An exclusive tasting experience featuring McPrice Myers Wines. Meet Associate Winemaker and Brand Partner Adrian Perez as he pours you through a flight of five wines alongside a pulled pork slider from Old 5-8 p.m. $25. 805-3293855. exploretock.com. Region Wine Bar, 979 Morro Street, San Luis Obispo.

SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS ALAMOS

Enjoy live music at the winery most Friday evenings. Check site for concert schedule. Fridays presquilewine.com. Presqu’ile Winery, 5391 Presqu’ile Dr., Santa Maria,

MUSIC LESSONS AT COELHO ACADEMY

Learn to play piano, drums, guitar, base, ukulele, or violin, or take vocal lessons. ongoing 805-925-0464. coelhomusic.com/Lessons/lessons.html. Coelho Academy of Music, 325 E. Betteravia Rd., Santa Maria.

OLD TIME GOSPEL SING-ALONG All are welcome. Call for more details. Last Saturday of every month, 5-6 p.m. 805478-6198. Roscoe’s Kitchen, 229 Town Center E, Santa Maria.

SUNDAY NIGHT FUN End the weekend with some good vibes. Music by DJ Van Gloryious. Sundays, 8 p.m.-midnight Roscoe’s Kitchen, 229 Town Center E, Santa Maria, 805-623-8866.

WINE ‘N SWING WITH THE QUEEN OF SWING Get ready to dance the night away with the Queen of Swing at Cottonwood Canyon Winery. Enjoy a swingin’ soirée hosted by none other than the Queen of Swing herself. July 27, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $10. 805-937-8463. cottonwoodcanyon.com. Cottonwood Canyon Vineyard And Winery, 3940 Dominion Rd, Santa Maria.

SANTA YNEZ VALLEY

Sundays,

2-6 p.m. Brick Barn Wine Estate, 795 W. Hwy 246, Buellton, 805-686-1208,

LIVE MUSIC WITH TERESA PICO Solvang remembers her as Teresa Green from earlier days She has played several venues in the area. Teresa leans toward classic rock, upbeat blues, and some Motown. From Zeppelin to Fleetwood Mac Aug. 3 , 7-10 p.m. Free. 805-686-9126. arrowsmithwine. com. Arrowsmith’s, 1539 Mission Drive,

This ongoing summer concert series spotlights a variety of musical acts. Afternoon performances held on various Sunday afternoons throughout the summer. Through Sept. 1 Solvang Festival Theater, 420 2nd St.,

Wednesdays, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Brick Barn Wine Estate, 795 W. Hwy 246, Buellton, 805-686-1208, brickbarnwineestate.com.

LOMPOC/VANDENBERG

THE BOYS OF SUMMER A tribute to the Eagles. Aug. 2 7 p.m. my805tix.com. FCB, 110 W. Ocean Ave., Lompoc, 805-810-0714. YOUTH OPEN MIC NIGHT A fun, welcoming environment for first time performers and an opportunity for kids and teens to showcase their talent. Prizes awarded every month for Outstanding Performer. Last Friday of every month, 6-8 p.m. certainsparks.com/. Certain Sparks Music, 107 S. H St., Lompoc.

SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY

2024

LIVE AT THE LIGHTHOUSE CONCERT SERIES These Saturday afternoon concerts are limited and will sell out, so make your purchase early to secure your spot. Saturdays, 2:30-5 p.m. through Oct. 12 my805tix.com. Point San Luis Lighthouse, 1 Lighthouse Rd., Avila Beach.

FESTIVAL MOZAIC PRESENTS: TIM BLUHM WITH THE COFFIS BROTHERS Singer-songwriter Tim Bluhm, front man for the band Mother Hips. With the band, Bluhm helped to define a new breed of California soul with nine studio albums. The Coffis Brothers pride themselves on their honest, heartfelt roots-rock sound, with an emphasis on the roots. July 25 6:30-9 p.m. Tickets start at $62. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic.org. DANA Adobe Cultural Center, 671 S. Oakglen Ave., Nipomo.

GROVER BEACH SUMMER CONCERTS 2024 Featuring some of best local and regional bands all summer long. Food, craft vendors, and activities for the kids. Free and all ages welcome. Sundays, 3-6 p.m. through Aug. 18 Free. 805-473-4580. groverbeach.org. Ramona Garden Park Center, 993 Ramona Ave., Grover Beach. KARAOKE EVERY FRIDAY Enjoy some good food and karaoke. Fridays, 5-8 p.m. 805-723-5550. The Central Grill, 545 Orchard Road, Nipomo.

TIM BLUHM AND THE COFFIS

BROTHERS Singer-songwriter Tim Bluhm is the frontman for the now-iconic band Mother Hips. With the band, Bluhm helped to define a new breed of California soul

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ALWAYS AMAZING. NEVER ROUTINE.

Hot Stuff

with nine studio albums over two-and-a-half decades. July 25 6:30 p.m. $62. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic.org. DANA Adobe Cultural Center, 671 S. Oakglen Ave., Nipomo.

SAN LUIS OBISPO

16TH ANNUAL NEW TIMES AWARDS: ENTRY PERIOD The contest entries are open through Aug. 5. Visit site for entry rules and more info on the New Times Media Group’s annual competition for local musicians. Through Aug. 5 newtimesslo. com/sanluisobispo/NTMARules/Page. New Times, 1010 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo, 805-546-8208.

BRASS MASH: FIRST FRIDAY First Fridays are magical nights filled with the vibrant energy of our all-horn band. Join the festivities at Liquid Gravity and immerse yourself in the unique fusion of your favorite rock and pop songs. First Friday of every month, 6-10 p.m. my805tix.com. Liquid Gravity, 675 Clarion Court, San Luis Obispo.

CHAMBER CONCERT 4: FINALE The final chamber concert of the summer begins with Rossini’s “Barber of Seville” overture for three players at one piano, a beautiful piece by Korean-American composer Earl Kim, piano quintet by Enrique Granados, and Tchaikovsky’s only string sextet. Pre-Concert Lecture at 6:30 p.m. July 26 7:30 p.m. $32. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic.org. Harold J. Miossi CPAC at Cuesta College, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

FESTIVAL MOZAIC MIDDAY MINI-CONCERT: STEWART GOODYEAR AND JOHN NOVACEK Pianists John Novacek (Artist-in-Residence) and Stewart Goodyear will co-host this mini-recital of works for the piano. Each of them will perform some solo selections and the afternoon will finish with a duet for both pianists. July 26, 12-1 p.m. Suggested donation of $10. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic.org. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

FESTIVAL MOZAIC ORCHESTRA CONCERT: BEETHOVEN’S

FIFTH Scott Yoo leads the Festival Mozaic Orchestra and soprano Sarah Traubel in a thrilling finale concert of the 2024 San Luis Obispo Summer Music Festival. Free Pre-Concert Lecture at 6:30 p.m. July 27, 7:30 p.m. $10. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

FESTIVAL MOZAIC PRESENTS: NOTABLE INSIGHT

(TCHAIKOVSKY) Join Scott Yoo and the Festival Artists as they take you on a “museum docent’s tour” of Tchaikovsky’s Souvenir de Florence for string sextet. They will discuss the piece’s history, the composer’s influences, and musical style, and perform some selections. July 25 2-4 p.m. Tickets start at $27. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic.org. Madonna Inn Ballroom, 100 Madonna Rd, San Luis Obispo.

HEXENGHUL AND MORE Anomaly House is proud to present the Saturday Night Dead concert series, featuring the darkest in rock, metal, alternative, and more. July 27, 8 p.m. my805tix.com. Humdinger Brewing (SLO), 855 Capitolio Way, suite 1, San Luis Obispo, 805-781-9974.

IMVA AND ABOUT TIME: CONCERTS IN THE PLAZA About Time (California rock) with IMVA (R&B/soul). July 26, 5-8 p.m. Free. DowntownSLO.com/Concerts. Mission Plaza, Downtown, San Luis Obispo.

LIVE MUSIC FROM GUITAR WIZ BILLY FOPPIANO AND MAD DOG Join “Guitar Wiz” Billy Foppiano and his trusty side kick Mad Dog for a mix of blues, R&B, and more. Saturdays, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. 805-544-2100. Bon Temps Creole Cafe, 1819 Osos Street, San Luis Obispo, bontempscreolecafe.com/index.htm.

MIDDAY MINI-CONCERT: GOODYEAR AND NOVACEK Pianists

John Novacek (Artist-in-Residence) and Stewart Goodyear will co-host this mini-recital of works for the piano. Each of them will perform some solo selections and the afternoon will finish with a duet for both pianists. July 26 noon Free; suggested $10 donation. 805-781 - 3009. festivalmozaic.org. Harold J. Miossi CPAC at Cuesta College, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

MUSIC ON THE FARM WITH MISS LEO (SESSION 2) Join at City Farm SLO for family involvement music classes with Miss Leo. Come enjoy an hour and a half of music education and nature connection with credentialed music educator, local musician, and nature lover. Class series for ages 3-7. Wednesdays. through Aug. 7 $100. missleomusic.com/ education. City Farm SLO, 1221 Calle Joaquin, San Luis Obispo, 805-769-8344.

NOTABLE INSIGHT: TCHAIKOVSKY SOUVENIR DE FLORENCE

Scott Yoo and the Festival Artists take you on a “museum docent’s tour” of Tchaikovsky’s Souvenir de Florence for string sextet, discussing the piece’s history, the composer’s influences and musical style, and perform some selections. July 25 2 p.m. $27. 805-781-3009. festivalmozaic.org. Madonna Inn, 100 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo.

SUMMER MUSIC SERIES AT OAK AND OTTER BREWING CO. Summer music series featuring local artists, including Jaxon Camaero, Spike and the Box, Ben and Danny, Graybill, and Devin Welsh. Check @oakandotterbrewing for up to date info. July 27 2-5 p.m. Free. 805-439-2529. oakandotterbrewing.squarespace. com/events. Oak and Otter Brewing, 181 Tank Farm Road, suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

TOM’S ELTON TRIBUTE The world’s number one Elton John tribute band is coming for one night only and bringing their spectacular show. The level of attention to detail in recreating the music and fabulous costumes of Elton John and His Band is “simply unparalleled.” July 28 , 7-9 p.m. $40-$52. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. m

ARTS BRIEFS

Entry period for New Times Music Awards closes Aug. 5

Local musicians are invited to compete in the 2024 New Times Music Awards before the contest’s entry period closes on Monday, Aug. 5, at 5 p.m. Participants can enter their songs online at newtimesslo.com. All entrants must reside primarily in San Luis Obispo County or northern Santa Barbara County.

This year marks the 16th year for the annual competition, organized by New Times Media Group. The competition’s awards showcase, which will feature performances from the contest’s finalists, will be held on Friday, Nov. 8, at SLO Brew Rock, located at 855 Aerovista Lane, San Luis Obispo.

Contest participants may enter a maximum of 13 songs and one album. There is a $20 fee per entry. Online entries are preferred, except for album entries, which must be mailed or entered in person. Album submissions must be released between July 1, 2023, and Aug. 8, 2024, to be eligible, and they will be judged based on quality of songs, sound, and packaging.

Album entrants or those who wish to pay with cash or check can drop their submissions off at either the Sun office, located at 801 S. Broadway, suite 3 and 4, Santa Maria, or the New Times office, located at 1010 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo.

Participants under 18 years of age may compete in the contest’s youth category and must have a parent or guardian sign their entry form. All contest submissions will be scored by a panel of judges.

Music selections from finalists will be posted online prior to the awards showcase to determine which act will win the Readers’ Choice award. The voting period for readers is scheduled to occur sometime in September and October.

For more info on the 2024 New Times Music Awards, call (805) 546-8208 or email ntma@newtimesslo.com. See the full list of entry rules and guidelines at newtimesslo.com.

The Amigos sets the tone at Nipomo gala with live jazz and swing

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BY CALEB WISEBLOOD

The sheriff of Rooster Punch doesn’t pull any punches for those who desecrate a sacred Santa Maria tradition, during the Great American Melodrama’s latest farce set in the late 1800s.

When top cop Kit Carter (Austen Horne) hears word about a band of bandits traveling through her jurisdiction, she suspects they’re scheming to steal a local ranch’s prized cabbages. But this news doesn’t offend her nearly as much as the intentions of some law-abiding carnies, whom the convicts plan to pawn the cabbages off to.

Amid the county and state fairs each summer brings, Carter takes a timely jab at visiting food vendors who serve Santa Maria-style barbecue with coleslaw—made with the stolen cabbages— rather than a side of salsa and a tossed green salad, a substitution she condemns as sacrilege.

Like many shows at the Great American Melodrama, Gunsmokin’, which opened in mid-

July and is slated to run through early September, is full of local inside jokes, fourth wall breaks, anachronistic humor, and song spoofs.

Some characters sing and dance to parodies of Prince’s “1999” (swapped to “1899”) and Sir Mix-a-Lot’s “Baby Got Back” (rearranged as “Baby Got Brap” with new lyrics such as “I like big guns and I cannot lie”), while others make small talk about traffic congestion with multi-horse pileups.

During an expedition to track down the cabbage bandits, Sheriff Carter has to pull over unexpectedly due to “a flat.” Since all the show’s horseback stuff is Monty Python-style without any actual horses, we don’t get to see what part of the horse Carter fills with air (probably the hooves, but it’s anybody’s guess). But the ensuing air pump sound effects are destined to make the most stern audience member break their poker face and chortle.

Carter is accompanied by a mysterious gunslinger named Rick O’Shea (Noah Esquivel), who bears a striking resemblance to the sheriff’s late husband (also Esquivel). O’Shea is an out-oftowner with an aim to claim the bandits’ bounty reward, or so Carter is led to believe.

Little does the sheriff know that O’Shea was hired by Rooster Punch resident Perky LaPett (Jill Price) as part of

Gunsmokin’ premiered on July 12 and is scheduled to run through Sept. 7 at the Great American Melodrama, located at 1863 Front St., Oceano. Call (805) 489-2499 or visit americanmelodrama.com for tickets or more info. Tickets to performances of Gunsmokin’ can also be purchased in person at the theater’s box office, which is open Wednesday through Saturday, from

an elaborate plot to swindle her peers’ real estate from under their noses. LaPett is a greedy saloon owner who tasks O’Shea to distract Carter while she plans to intercept an important telegram with news of an upcoming railroad development. Without hope of a new train to boost the town’s economy, LaPett figures her neighbors in Rooster Punch will sell their land at desperately low rates. Like the Melodrama’s most memorable villains, LaPett is clearly fodder for boos and hisses from the audience, especially when she refers to Carter as “She-riff” and similarly condescending sneers. Alongside Horne, Esquivel, and Price, the Melodrama’s stage is littered with scenery-chewing supporting characters throughout Gunsmokin’, such as Deputy Trusty (Jeffrey Laughrun), who’s painfully clueless when it comes to obvious romantic advances from his crush, Virginia (Annaliese Chambers), whose patience is driven to a boil. Nicholas Houchin brings some Mr. Smeeesque energy to the mix as LaPett’s crony, Sam “Little Man” Shanks, and Brett Mollard plays Mayor Maynot (get it?) with bureaucratic overkill, especially when he makes sure to stop dramatically every time he reads “stop” at the end of a sentence in a telegram.

This is your cue to “stop” what you’re doing and go see Gunsmokin’. “Stop.” m

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The Guadalupe-Nipomo Dunes Center’s

Gala will include live

jazz

swing act

Amigos, dinner from Cool Hand Luke’s of Santa Maria, a no-host bar, poker games, and more festivities for guests to look forward to. The 1920s-themed event will take place at the Edwards Barn, located at 1095 Pomeroy Road, Nipomo, on Saturday, July 27, at 6 p.m. Visit dunescenter.org for more details. m

FILE PHOTO BY JAYSON MELLOM

HEROES AND VILLAINS: Sheriff Kit Carter (Austen Horne, left) squares off against saloon owner and greedy land speculator Perky LaPett (Jill Price, right) in Gunsmokin’

IF THE BOOT FITS: The ensemble cast of the Great American Melodrama’s Gunsmokin’, currently onstage through early September, includes Annaliese Chambers (top) as Rooster Punch resident Virginia and Jeffrey Laughrun (bottom) as Deputy Trusty, who both participates in and narrates the show.

IMAGE COURTESY OF THE GUADALUPE-NIPOMO DUNES CENTER

TO BE OR NOT TO BE: Brett Mollard gives

memorable performance as one of Rooster Punch’s elected officials, Mayor Maynot, in Gunsmokin’

DASTARDLY DUO: Perky LaPett (Jill Price, right) hires prolific gunslinger Rick O’Shea (Noah Esquivel, left) to assist her in pulling off a shady landswindling scheme.

noon to 5:30 p.m., and every Sunday, from noon to 4:30 p.m.

BY CALEB WISEBLOOD

As its name suggests, Boba Grande doesn’t fall short for fans of milk teas in generous portions.

The new Orcutt shop’s smallest boba size is its regular (16 ounces), priced at $5.95. For $2 more, patrons can upgrade to the grande (32 ounces), which manager Kavi Wimalasoma once struggled to finish over the span of a four-hour drive.

“I went to Yosemite and took a grande with me and just drank it the whole way there,” recalled Wimalasoma, who said there was still quite a bit left upon reaching the national park.

Wimalasoma saved the rest in a mini-fridge and finished it the following day.

“We’re known for our sizing,” said Wimalasoma, who has worked for Boba Grande owner Steve Jeon in different capacities for almost eight years. Jeon also owns Sake Sushi in Lompoc and Santa Maria.

“If you go to Sake Sushi ... you’ll see that the portions are huge,” Wimalasoma said. “Right now, especially in California, everything’s so pricey. You want to pay for something that is worth your money. I think [Steve] sees that.”

Wimalasoma said that Jeon and his wife, Ines Kim, curated Boba Grande’s drink and food menu with an experimental mindset. The couple’s other restaurants serve ramen for example, but with a more traditional approach than the ramen route they set a course for at Boba Grande. In the style of Korea’s self-serve convenience stores, Boba Grande has two EZ Cook ramen machines with ramen and topping choices, allowing guests to “grab whatever you need and cook it on the spot,” Wimalasoma said.

“It’s a trend right now in Korea. Hopefully it comes to the U.S. We’re kind of bringing it here,” Wimalasoma said. “[Jeon] does have Japanese ramen

at other locations, but this is the first time he’s trying that machine.” Ramen isn’t the only savory dish

PHOTO BY CALEB WISEBLOOD

BEHIND THE BOBA: From left to right, Boba Grande owner Steve Jeon poses with his wife, Ines Kim, and staffers Emily Gwo, Alexis Allen, and Kavi Wimalasoma.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT: With so many customizations and toppings to choose from, the Korean corn dogs at Boba Grande can appeal to both meat lovers and sweet tooths.

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Orcutt.

boba is one of Boba Grande’s best selling drinks. The grande option seen here, albeit many slurps in, in front of the shop’s counter is 32 ounces.

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you’ll find at Boba Grande, nor is the shop’s sweet side limited to its many drink offerings including bobas, smoothies, slushes, frappes, and lemonades.

The venue’s menu includes Korean corn dogs, chicken bites, ice cream macarons, and taiyaki. The latter is a traditional Japanese dessert—a fishshaped waffle with different fillings to choose from, including Nutella and sweet red bean paste.

When it comes to the shop’s vast array of bobas and other cool drinks to choose from, Wimalasoma’s personal go-to is the cookies ‘n cream frappe. Runners-up include the brown sugar milk boba and the mangonada.

“I’ve tried almost all of them. They’re all really good,” said Wimalasoma, who gladly took on an informal taste tester role at Boba Grande shortly before the shop opened its doors earlier this summer.

Wimalasoma has managerial duties at both Boba Grande and Lompoc’s Sake Sushi. As a big fan of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Wimalasoma said managing Boba Grande feels like running a Wonka-esque destination in some ways, as so many of its menu items welcome unconventionality.

memorable encounter with a customer at Sake Sushi in Lompoc.

In 2022, actor Jordan Fry, who played Mike Teavee in Tim Burton’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, paid the restaurant a visit.

There’s ample room for sweet and savory collisions between Korean corn dogs and taiyaki, for example, as there’s a sugarcoated option for the former and some meaty fillings including a sausage filling and pepperoni pizza filling to choose from with the latter.

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While Wimalasoma now has a Wonka-ish setting to look forward to during work hours at Boba Grande, the pinnacle of the manager’s Wonka fandom remains in the past, tied to a

“His family’s from Lompoc, so he came to visit,” said Wimalasoma, who missed the chance to meet Fry inside the restaurant but sprinted after him for a photo in the parking lot.

“He looks exactly the same just older and taller,” Wimalasoma said with a laugh. m

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