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HYDROCARBON REVIEWS

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KINGS AND QUEENS ORANGE PUNCH LIVE RESIN BADDER

This soft and wet badder smelled like entering a flower room in a grow, filling nostrils with floral scents reminiscent of fresh-frozen Cannabis. With a nearly balanced profile of pinene to myrcene, this strain got me where I needed to be with my back pain – while keeping me alert after a few dabs. 77.53% Total Cannabinoids | 10.88% Total Terpenes vireohealth.com/kings-queens | @vireohealth

CULTA ROYAL OAK LIVE RESIN BADDER

Royal Oak is brought to us by Archive Seed Bank, crossing Gelato 41 and Faceoff Bx2. The smell of this jar can be described as a bottle of gassy lemons left in a forest of pine trees. On the exhale, the Faceoff OG flavor is very apparent – bringing waves of gas and cologne-like terpenes. I experienced a swift wave of calmness after a dab, which helped me wind down. 81.51% Total Cannabinoids | 9.4% Total Terpenes culta.io @cultaig

KINGS AND QUEENS GMO LIVE RESIN BADDER

Crossing Girl Scout Cookies and Chem Dog brings us this funky strain that Maryland patients seem to love so much. This is one of the skunkiest strains I have ever smoked, and Kings and Queens did it justice with this badder. The funky smell protrudes from the jar as you open it up, and translates strongly on the exhale. This strain has proven to be sedating for me, and I use it often before bed. 86.11% Total Cannabinoids | 5.18% Total Terpenes | vireohealth. com/kings-queens @vireohealth

MPX DURBAN CINDY LIVE RESIN SUGAR

I love a classic Durban Poison terpene profile. The smell can be described as lemons that have been mixed with sweet whipped cream. The effects I felt after one dab lifted my spirits and helped to mitigate some anxiety I was experiencing during a busy workday. Dab after dab, I kept coming back to this one for the flavor. 88.26% Total Cannabinoids | 10.993% Total Terpenes meltingpointextracts.com @mpx_us

MPX SOUTHWEST STOMPER X WILLIE’S WONDER LIVE RESIN BATTER

The consistency of this batter is exactly what I am looking for when I purchase live resins. Thick and saucy waves of terps make this shiny golden pile of goodness light up in the jar, smelling like a piney and floral medley of terpenes. Grow West brought this strain to market in Maryland, and patients have been loving it for years.85.64% Total Cannabinoids | 12.254% Total Terpenes meltingpointextracts.com @mpx_us

KINGS AND QUEENS RUNTZ SHATTER

After sliding open the neat little package this oil came in, a see-thru parchment reveals a gram of shiny golden shatter that I could see right through. This phenotype of Runtz is leaning a little harder on the citrusy side, with sharp citrus and sweet flavors entering my nostrils. One dab had me in a calm state of mind while remaining productive. 80.96% Total Cannabinoids | 4.78% Total Terpenes vireohealth.com/kings-queens @vireohealth

DISTRICT CANNABIS CHERRY CHEM WAX

Coming in a little saucier than your typical wax, this batch was wet and pooling around the bottom of the jar. I noticed this batch had a significant amount of b-caryophyllene and would try to use it when I was experiencing anxiety. The flavor profile is a sour skunk with hints of piney terpenes. 83.37% Total Cannabinoids | 7.32% Total Terpenes districtcannabis.us @districtcannabis.us

CULTA ZKITTLE MINTZ LIVE RESIN BADDER

Popping the lid off this jar revealed a pool of saucy and wet badder. Sour Skittles meet pink Starburst flavor in this live resin. The terpene profile is sweet and sour on the nose, and even stronger on the exhale. After a dab I felt a happy, zippy mood come over me. 79.75% Total Cannabinoids 7.41% Total Terpenes culta.io @cultaig

DISTRICT CANNABIS GELATO CAKE WAX

Gelato Cake’s terpene profile cannot be mistaken, with that sweet mix of doughy and cologne-like terpenes filling my nose. This batch was like a mix of the Cherry Chem and Sour Diesel consistency-wise, looking solid but proving very saucy on the dabber tool. I always use this strain for falling asleep, as it puts me in a clear and calm state of mind. 86.76% Total Cannabinoids | 6.71% Total Terpenes districtcannabis.us @districtcannabis.us

MPX FLO WALKER SHATTER

MPX stores their grams of shatter in a see-thru parchment paper, showing the transparent, golden piece of a slab. On the exhale, I got earthy and citrusy notes of gas accompanied by peppery and woody flavors. This strain worked best for me during the daytime, providing an entourage of effects including energy and clear-headedness. 86.62% Total Cannabinoids | 5.483% Total Terpenes meltingpointextracts.com @mpx_us

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MPX SOUTHWEST STOMPER

X WILLIE’S WONDER

HTE/HCE

The Grape Stomper in this cross shined through in a fragrant grape-like sensation that filled my nostrils. Grape Koolaid terps are on the backburner during the exhale, with a strong peppery and gassy flavor from the over 11% myrcene in this batch. With that high of a concentration of myrcene, I was confident in this strain’s ability to keep me in a constant state of mental repose. HCE Testing - 97.50% Total Cannabinoids & 1.176% Total Terpenes | HTE Testing - 68.83% Total Cannabinoids | 19.534% Total Terpenes | meltingpointextracts.com @mpx_us

KINGS AND QUEENS GMO LIVE RESIN DIAMONDS

Here we have GMO in a different form from Kings and Queens, this time as succulent, terpene-coated THCA boulders. The diamonds slide around the jar nicely, and put off that quintessential funky smell I expect from GMO. I experienced deep tranquility after a dab of these diamonds, packing a strong punch of THC. 97.78% Total Cannabinoids | 1.83% Total Terpenes | vireohealth.com/kings-queens @vireohealth

STRANE STARDAWG BUBBLEGUM LIVE SUGAR

These golden clusters of sweet and sticky live resin sitting in a black jar were speaking to me immediately. The smell reminds me of honey suckles in the beginning of the summer. The flavor was leaning toward a strawberry-like fruit mixture with pepper on the backend. I used this strain at night because this specific batch had over 4% b-myrcene. 88.21% Total Cannabinoids | 7.63% Total Terpenes | thisisstrane.com @thisisstrane

DISTRICT CANNABIS SOUR DIESEL WAX

This gram of concentrate came in the form of a nice, solid-looking chunk of wax – as smooth as butter when touched with a dabber. The smell can be described as fresh and floral, similar to a classic Stardawg terpene profile. After a dab I felt a swift energy kick in almost immediately, accompanied by a noticeably chatty vibe . 86.61% Total Cannabinoids | 6.21% Total Terpenes | districtcannabis.us @districtcannabis.us

STRANE MAC AND CHEESE BADDER

This oil pooled around the bottom of the jar and was saucy, but held firm on a dabber and was easy to scoop. I have come to expect a terpinolenedominant terpene profile from this strain – similar to Trainwreck and Jack Herer – and they nailed this multidimensional flavor profile from smell to smoke! 88.21% Total Cannabinoids | 7.63% Total Terpenes thisisstrane.com @thisisstrane

MPX HORCHATA CURED RESIN BATTER

The strain Horchata has been taking the Cannabis world by storm, crossing Jet Fuel Gelato with Mochi Gelato. The strain is said to be a true 50% indica to 50% sativa hybrid. Twisting off the top reveals sweet baked good scents combined with a fuel-like classic Gelato undertone. The exhale was strong on the Gelato flavor, and after one dab I was in a relaxed state of euphoria. 89.40% Total Cannabinoids | 10.284% Total Terpenes meltingpointextracts.com @mpx_us

MPX LEMON SKUNK LIVE RESIN JAM

The consistency of this concentrate can be described as a mix between sugar, batter and diamonds. With little chunks of crystals floating around in this sweet and saucy mixture, lemon OG terps burst out of the jar as soon as you open it. The terpene distribution in this profile was a strong medley with nothing dominating the profile – making it a solid recommendation for patients who want a hybrid of effects. 83.75% Total Cannabinoids 16.048% Total Terpenes | meltingpointextracts.com @mpx_us

KINGS AND QUEENS NOT TAHOE OG LIVE SUGAR

A bouquet of floral, spicy and woody terpenes filled the room after opening this jar. The live sugar is like a jam consistency – with a nice mix of sauciness, while still being able to get it on my dabber. My mind and body were settled after a couple dabs, providing me relief for a chill night without back pain. 78.58% Total Cannabinoids 2.14% Total Terpenes | vireohealth.com/ kings-queens @vireohealth

KINGS AND QUEENS PHANTOM OG LIVE RESIN CRUMBLE

Lemon pound cake is the aroma that filled my nose when I stuck it in this jar. The terpene profile is dominantly limonene, providing that strong lemon scent. I loved smoking this strain during the day to stay focused and get medicated at the same time. 83.29% Total Cannabinoids | 6.59% Total Terpenes vireohealth.com/kings-queens @vireohealth

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SUNMED LABS COOKIES MAC CURED RESIN SHATTER

This shatter is bright gold in color, and reeks of citrusy and gassy flavors. I was extremely impressed with the flavor on the exhale, truly highlighting an excellent example of Cookies Mac terps. Kudos to the team at Sunmed Labs for an incredibly tasty and delicious shatter, which left me feeling tranquil. 84.31% Total Cannabinoids | 5.44% Total Terpenes sunmedgrowers.com @sunmed.labs

EVERMORE TROPICAL SUNSET

TERPS & CRYSTALS

I’ve always said this strain’s smell reminds me of Kool-aid or Pixy Stix. This beautiful example of diamonds, or as Evermore calls them – “crystals” – is full of flavor, and after a dab I experienced a nice mixture of pain relief and clear-headed energy. 83.54% Total Cannabinoids | 16.17% Total Terpenes evermorecompany.com @evermorebrands

GRASSROOTS MEMORY LOSS BUDDER

Grassroots square jars with rounded edges make scooping out every last dab of concentrate from this jar easier than ever. Lifting the lid off exposed a wave of fruity and sugary terpenes, likely from the nearly 5% terpinolene. On the exhale I was taken on a flavor rollercoaster, with citrus fruit dominating the profile and notes of pine and wood sneaking through the cracks. 83.36% Total Cannabinoids | 10.33% Total Terpenes | grassrootscannabis.com @ grassrootscompanies

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GMO LIVE RESIN

TERP JELLY

This batch of GMO Terp Jelly was explosive with that classic GMO flavor profile. As soon as I opened the jar, my room was filled with intense skunky aromas. With a high concentration of both myrcene and limonene, I tended to enjoy this strain during the day, even though I would typically use it at night. 81.36% Total Cannabinoids | 6.72% Total Terpenes sunmedgrowers.com @sunmed.labs

GRASSROOTS SUNSET SHORTCAKE LIVE RESIN SUGAR

Crossing Sunset Sherbet x Strawberry Shortcake brings us this sour, sweet, sticky, strawberry-smelling batch of live resin. The sugar consistency is an even mix of juicy terpenes to delicious little crystal-like structures. After a dab I felt uplifted and giddy for hours. 84.47% Total Cannabinoids | 9.18% Total Terpenes | grassrootscannabis.com @grassrootscompanies

SUNMED LABS WEDDING CHEESECAKE LIVE RESIN BATTER

Cake-like terps slap you in the face when you open up this jar. On the backend are gassy flavors that remind me of the smell of racing fuel and tires. After one dab, I was in a euphoric and happy mood – perfect for a day by the pool. 86.21% Total Cannabinoids | 5.52% Total Terpenes sunmedgrowers.com @sunmed.labs

STRANE LEMON ICE BADDER

The viscosity of the badders from Strane are consistent across the board, which is nice when you want to know exactly what you’re dabbing. The flavor profile reminded me of a musky forest filled with wildflowers. After a couple dabs, I was feeling alert and creative. 88.21% Total Cannabinoids | 12.26% Total Terpenes | thisisstrane.com @thisisstrane

SUNMED LABS DOUBLE CROSS DIAMONDS & SAUCE

Double Cross is another incredible strain in the library of Archive Seed Bank. Crossing Moonbow #73 (Zkittlez x Dosidos) x Face Off OG gives off a fruity tang reminiscent of lemon and lime Skittles. I experienced some joint pain relief while out in the garden after taking a few dabs of this. 79.71% Total Cannabinoids | 19.43% Total Terpenes sunmedgrowers.com @sunmed.labs

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LEGENDBERRY

SHORTCAKE LIVE RESIN SUGAR

Sweet berries meet lemony goodness in this wet live resin sugar. Boasting an impressive terpene profile over 20%, this is a “one-way ticket to flavor town.” I felt relaxed, euphoric and happy after taking two dabs, because I couldn’t help but go back for a double-take on this one. 79.51% Total Cannabinoids | 20.29% Total Terpenes sunmedgrowers.com | @sunmed.labs

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