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WITH AN ABUNDANCE of high quality Cannabis in Oregon’s recreational market, it can sometimes be overwhelming when it comes to making a decision – also known as buyer’s fatigue. But no need to stress, as this month, we have sifted through the market to bring you three diverse and unique strains cultivated by some of the leading producers in the industry. Hold onto your tastebuds – you are in for a wild ride!

EUGREEN FARMS KITCHEN SINK

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE BEEN IN OREGON FOR A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF TIME, EUGREEN

FARMS IS NO STRANGER. Since 2000, they have been known for cranking out the dank. Located in Eugene, they cultivate their flower in no-till soil, which provides a killer smoke and high. Created by the legend identified as Cannarado, Kitchen Sink is a raunchy and offending cross of GMO and Sundae Driver. Eugreen pheno hunted this cultivar to perfection, as both strains come through on the end smoke. In our experience, GMO strains don’t always taste exactly how they smell, but this Kitchen Sink is a rare exception. After smoking a fat joint, my mouth got stained with the same rank and funky scents I previously encountered. Make sure that you knock out your checklist before sparking up this heavy hitter. The effects are beyond sedating, providing an ideal high for the end of the day. @EUGREEN_NOTILL | 21.86% THC GENETICS BY CANNARADO @REALLYCANNARADO PACIFIC GROVE GRAPRICOT PIE #5

BASED IN NE PORTLAND, PACIFIC GROVE OFFERS A WIDE VARIETY OF GENETICS BY EXTENSIVELY

PHENO HUNTING INHOUSE. Bred by Certified Seeds, Pacific Grove knocked this recent hunt out of the park. Crossing Grape Octane OG and Flavor Crystals, Grapricot Pie #5 provides a profound terpene profile that we have never experienced to date. Intense notes of grape Hi-Chews immediately invade your palate via the Grape Pie genealogy, backed with a burst of tangerine terpenes provided by the Legend Orange Apricot lineage. No matter which way you choose to consume this flower, the flavor lasts until the very end and leaves you with a massive smile on your face. We highly recommend this strain as a wake and bake, as the effect provides a clear-minded high that will help you float through your day with ease. @PACIFICGROVEPDX | 22.81% THC GENETICS BY CERTIFIED SEEDS @CERTIFIEDSEEDS URBAN CANNA GARLIC SHERBET

WHILE GARLIC AND SHERBET TRADITIONALLY DON’T GO TOGETHER, I PROMISE YOU THAT THESE TWO DIFFERENT AND DISTINCT STRAINS PROVIDE A DIVERSIFIED

TERPENE PROFILE. Crossing GMO and Blue Sherbet, we have not seen this elusive cultivar anywhere else before. Cultivating in Eugene, Urban Canna is known for its exclusive and mouth-watering strains, including Dirty Banana, LeAnn Womac and Gelato Cake, to name a few. This flower is genuinely gorgeous, as each nug shines with a dark blue-ish hue accompanied by amethyst streaks. Breaking down a few nugs releases an abundance of savory and sweet terpenes, with predominant and pungent garlic notes. Overall, this unique pheno hunted cultivar is a match made in heaven, as the offensive GMO profile and the creamy Sherbet characteristics are the perfect mixture of flavors. Take a few tokes of this one before dinner, and I assure you that your food will taste that much better! @THEURBANCANNA | 21.75% THC | 2.26% TERPENE GENETICS BY IN HOUSE GENETICS @INHOUSEGENETICS_OFFICIAL