Your Bearcat is laughing at Joe Biden

Joe Biden is one of the funniest men alive. I said what I said.

That man got lost in the front yard of the White House. I’m laughing right now. Are you kidding me? He walked off of the sidewalk and into the grass. He was on the sidewalk, he chose the grass and then disappeared behind a bush. What?

They got that man to do a Wired Autocomplete interview. That in itself is one thing, but he looked dead in the camera and told the world that his sister is the love of his life. I mean, come on, it’s too good.

I personally don’t have any opinions when it comes to whether this man is fit for office or not, nor will I ever care to. All I care about is making sure the cameras stay on that man because the videos of him that come across my TikTok are my sole purpose of living right now.

It’s been three months, and I am still watching him hold up a microphone to a turkey af- ter pardoning it and asking if it wants to talk. Some of you consider what he does concerning, I on the other hand, I want to be that turkey.You know, I have fallen while walking up the stairs a few times in my life, but in one set of stairs, my man tripped not once, not twice but three times. You literally can’t make those things up, mainly because it was caught on camera but even still. I also stumble over my words and occasionally for- get what I was talking about, but I will never be as funny as Biden while doing it. He mumbles and then goes “yeah,” and I’m nodding my head like I understood him. I have no idea what he said, but I felt it, not so much in my soul, but maybe my left elbow. Joe, I really, extremely appreciate you.

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