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8 Thanksgiving Themed Strains

In the words of the iconic Linda Belcher, “It’s Thanksgiving! Thanksgiving for everybody! Except for Europeans!” It’s turkey time, and we all know a little bit of cannabis won’t hurt when it comes to chowing down on your favorite Thanksgiving sides. What’s your favorite? I personally can’t wait for some sweet potatoes, mac and cheese, stuffing, and homemade rolls.

If you want to smoke some themed strains (or just strains known for making the munchies hit hard) for Thanksgiving, this is the right place to look. Let’s dive on into some Thanksgiving cannabis strains. Maybe when you take the “walk” with all your cousin’s you can bring some of these... make Thanksgiving this year more of a “Danksgiving.”

S.A.G.E.

This strain is also known as Sativa Afghani Genetic Equilibrium as it is the perfect mix of Sativa and Indica. It is a very versatile strain, it plays off of your energy level. If you use it while tired, you might feel more awake for about an hour, but it will inevitably put you on the couch. But if you’re feeling fresh, you can get what you need to get done without feeling too sleepy.

Hybrid

THC: 17%

CBG: 1%

Poontang Pie

Pie is a Thanksgiving staple, can’t have a proper Thanksgiving without it. This Indica dominant hybrid is a combination of Tropicana, Grape Pie, and Papaya. This pie might not be as sweet as pumpkin but it does have sweet citrus notes underneath the heavy pine scent. Those who love themselves some Poontang say it gives them a nice head high.

Hybrid

THC: 17%

CBG: 1%

Cranberry Kush

Just like pie, cranberries are just perfect for Thanksgiving. This Indica is beautiful and perfect for a pre-dinner smoke session. It’s a very fruity strain that is known to be very sticky, perfect for rolling a joint. Those who smoke this strain say that it's smooth and potent, so take your time. Once you’ve smoked, you’ll be left feeling happy, uplifted, focused, and a little sleepy.

Indica Dominant Hybrid

THC: 19%

CBG: 1%

Gelato

If I’m being real, this strain is probably the most common strain on this list. Most of us have seen this strain at our local dispensary. It’s one of the most well balanced hybrids you can find. Its sweet taste is perfect to pair with Thanksgiving desserts. Gelato will leave its users with mental euphoria and heightened relaxation. It’s also known to take effect quicker than most strains, so if you’re going on a “walk” maybe you don’t have to go too far this year.

Hybrid

THC: 17%

CBG: 0%

Peaches & Cream

This hybrid strain is derived from a Skunk phenotype but it comes with a sweet flavor that fits its name. While peaches and cream might not be very Thanksgiving-y, it’s still a sweet pairing for before or after the 2pm dinner. Those who smoke this strain say that it gives a nice heady high that encourages euphoria and creativity. That makes Peaches and Cream the perfect choice for unwinding after helping your mom, your grandma, and your sister cook all day.

Hybrid

THC: 11%

CBD: 0%

Key Lime Pie

Another pie strain, so yummy! If you look for this strain it is sometimes called “Key Lime Cookies” or “Key Lime GSC”, regardless it’s a great choice for anyone who wants to add to the tryptophan coma we’ll all be going into. This strain gives its users a relaxing body high that is often used to help relieve chronic pain. Probably the strongest Indica on this list, this might be good for after all the festivities. Its flavors are similar to its name, with some added mint and spice.

Hybrid

THC: 20%

CBG: 1%

Blackberry Kush

This strain is recommended for use in the afternoon, just like when you’d go blackberry picking. Blackberry Kush is often praised for how pretty the nugs look, they often have a soft violet coloring. But when it comes to smoking, users say it's smooth and tasty. The high will leave you with a happy head high that later leaves you relaxed and kind of sleepy.

Indica

THC: 17%

CBD: 0%

Cherry Pie

The final pie strain, and it’s a classic. This strain is known to make your eyes as red as cherries and your heart as happy as pie! Cherry Pie is a Indica dominant hybrid that is known for giving the users a relaxed feeling with some mellow happiness on the side. This choice might be perfect for Thanksgiving as users report that the munchies are strong with this one. Maybe you will have room for that third slice of pie or even a Thanksgiving sandwich a la Ross Geller from Friends. But take it slow, don’t wanna over do it and... lose your lunch.

Hybrid

THC: 16%

CBG: 1%

Once you’ve picked out the strains you want for your ultimate Danksgiving, there are a couple food pairings that can make your high even better, according to Mistifi. These are pairing that are based on what kind of terpenes are in the strains you chose.

If your strain has citrus, pine, or tropical notes, some ingredients you’d choose are “ yuzu, kaffir leaves, Meyer lemon and finger limes to accentuate this pen’s bright citrus aromas; white and green asparagus, fish, matsutake mushrooms and rosemary to pair with pine; and vanilla, guava, mango, honey, mascarpone and crème fraîche to highlight the tropical notes.”

If your strain has berry, earthy, or floral notes, try using “cardamom, bergamot, mint, lavender, ginger, citrus and basil match wonderfully with berry notes; orange blossom honey, dandelion greens, ginger, lychee, schizandra, hibiscus, coconut and thyme pair well with floral undertones; and dark chocolate, nuts, beetroot, coffee, roasted onions and miso are the perfect way to add complexity and texture to earthiness.”

If your choice of strain has woody, juniper, or tart notes, try using “peach, apricot, mango, vanilla, rosemary, caraway, duck, rhubarb, sweet potatoes, pork and hazelnuts can develop depth with juniper notes; pork belly, walnuts, maple syrup, parsley, rosemary and vinegar add nuance to woody notes; and capers, garlic, ricotta, saffron, coriander and star anise round out citrus aromas.”

If you’re feeling bold, you can even try to infuse some Thanksgiving favorites with cannabis. (You have to disclose this to your company, nobody wants to see Great Grandma Patty green out on such a special day... but, even after disclosing your deed, keep an eye on your crazy uncle.) If you don’t want to do too much and make an entire dish, bring some infused butter, you can put that sh*t on everything, and your family doesn’t even have to know. Either way, it's up to you! Just be sure to consume safely!

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