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the Hallways Heard It in
By Eve Loehrer | Editor-in-Chief
Read some wacky, authentic, out of context quotes from the hallways of Olathe North!
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“I wouldn’t steal from a pregnant woman.”
“I would,”
“I’m gonna look him right in the eye, and I’m gonna scream at him.”
“I was like ‘I don’t have the neurotypical brain cells for this.’ But then we got ice cream and I was like ‘mmm ice cream.’”
“If you break someone’s neck, 99% of the time they’ll be dead.”
“We’ve found the cure for cancer. It’s cocaine.”
“Oh to be a plant and photosynthesize.”
“You don’t want to partner up with a liberal Democrat.”
“It’s like gothic Bob Ross.”
“You have a crush on JFK?”
“I’m not going to MLA-cite a sponge from Home Depot.”
“I have Fruity Friday every day.”
“What if there’s no dark side? What if that’s just who I am?”
“I want someone to give me a bouquet of Olive Garden breadsticks.”
“They’re slip-on Converse! Easy access to the dawgs, you know, not that I need it.”
