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Design by Eve Loehrer | October 2022 | A&E | Issue 1 | The Chronicle 31

Heard It in the Hallways

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By Eve Loehrer | Editor-in-Chief

In this special edition of “Heard It in the Hallways”, read some wacky, authentic, out of context quotes from the Chronicle staff!

“I’ll just do the splits in a public place and see what happens.”

“Did you know the orchestra teacher goes to your house and kills you if you don’t bring your instrument home on Friday?”

“I could talk about my fear of belly buttons.” “While we’re talking about conception in space...”

“Everyone reproduce right now.”

“Ohh I took a picture of Shrek, I thought it was you for a second.” “I stole the plot from a Degrassi episode.” “I’m a football because men can’t catch me.”

“You called me ‘country bumpkin?’”

“So... you know Cavetown?” “Where did the cows come from?

“Stop eating your frittata, we’re evacuating the building.”

“We’re not drinking milk from cows everyone, stop drinking milk from cows.”

Northviews October

By Menaka Garapaty | Editor-in-Chief

Above: Senior Leadership decorates the Main Hall for Homecoming Spirit Week | Photo by Delilah Melendez

Above: Freshmen Ava Key and Celes Kramer play in the Mill Valley Invitational on September 15. | Photo by Leandra Ho

Above: The Feminist Club attends the KC Current Inspiring Women’s Night game on August 28, 2022. | Photo by Menaka Garapaty Above: Junior Megan Avey jump serves to Gardener Edgerton during a varsity volleyball game. | Photo by Rubi Reza-Galindo

Above: Seniors Brooke Wagoner, Emory Morgan, and Caiden Horn wait for the sun to come up during the Senior Sunrise. | Photo by Leandra Ho

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