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Why is she still single?
by Ellie Pritchard
Why is she still single? She’s 22. She’s 35. She’s 47. She’s 60. She’s too young for it. She’s too old for it.
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Why is she still single? She’s so pretty. She’s too fussy.
Why is she still single? She’s not trying hard enough. She’s trying too hard. Why is she still single? She’s too independent. She needs to love herself first.
Why is she still single? Her standards must be too high. (Excuse you, she’s impressed by the bare minimum. She doesn’t know any better).
Why is she still single? Has she tried dating apps? She should try to meet someone organically.
Why is she still single? She’s a prude. She’s a slut. Why is she still single? Is there something wrong with her?
Why is she still single? Is it her fault?
Why is she still single? Why is she still single?
The girl is so sick of being asked why she is still single.
