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WINTER 2011
highlights this season…
BRITAIN’S GOT BHANGRA ALL THE FUN OF THE FAIR SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS
music ROYAL PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA BELLOWHEAD SETH LAKEMAN comedy JOE PASQUALE JETHRO JIMMY TARBUCK family ROOM ON THE BROOM SESAME STREET
plus much, much more...
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SEASON HIGHLIGHTS… THE FIFTH BEATLE Starring Steven Arnold, Philip Olivier & Bernadette Nolan BRITAIN’S GOT BHANGRA Bring the family and move to the rhythm of Bhangra! ALL THE FUN OF THE FAIR David Essex stars in The East End Funfair Musical SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS Starring Craig Revel Horwood & Ann Widdecombe
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PRE–SHOW DINING
Dartford’s Orchard Theatre has enjoyed a tremendous year so far, triumphantly presenting a host of superb shows, a catalogue of star names, and top-class pre-show dining. Going forward into the Autumn and Winter seasons, your local theatre, located at the heart of Dartford, will continue to entertain and to delight, with a warming array of world-class attractions. Music fills The Orchard this season, with fantastic shows inspired by and featuring some great musicians. Ellen Kent’s award-winning opera seasons return with an exquisite performance of Puccini’s Madama Butterfly. Beatles groupie Anna takes us on a journey of musical self-discovery in a brand-new show, The Fifth Beatle. Stage, screen and recording star David Essex stars in a musical inspired by his smash-hit album All the Fun of the Fair; and the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra brings outstanding musicians to The Orchard for their performance of Orchestral Masterpieces. As Christmas and present-choosing get closer, you need look no further than The Orchard for the perfect gift: select our Premiere Card Membership, and your loved one will enjoy exclusive ticket offers, special discounts, and priority booking. Or indulge a friend’s passion for theatre with an Orchard Theatre Gift Voucher; or book for your family to enjoy any one of our seasonal shows, including our traditional pantomime which promises to be a delight for all with a twist all of its own! At The Orchard, we are dedicated to keeping our facilities and service as up-to-date as we can. Recently, we have introduced a new, state-of-the-art ticketing system and website, so that we can offer you an even better, 24/7 service for all your bookings. Our new website carries full information about shows, food and drink, and booking, and makes it easy for you to book the tickets you want, when you want. You can even print your tickets at home, saving you £££s on postage! Check out www.orchardtheatre.co.uk for all the news, offers and the good times at The Orchard!
CURRY & A PINT £10.00 TEA & CAKE £3.00 (post show) Book in advance by calling the Ticket Office. FAMILY MEAL DEAL
Meal Deal includes pizza, tomato and basil pasta, mixed salad and a garlic baguette. Meal deal is available for four persons and with a maximum of two adults
The Orchard is managed on behalf of Dartford Borough Council by HQ Theatres Ltd, a Qdos Entertainment Company. ©2007 Great Ormond Street Hospital Children’s Charity (Theatres for Theatres ©2008) Registered charity no. 235825
For venue enquiries contact Andrew Hill – Theatre Director Email ahill@orchardtheatre.co.uk or tweet @OrchardAndy
WINTER 2011
EATING AND DRINKING PRE-SHOW DINING IN THE CIRCLE RESTAURANT The ideal way to enhance your evening at The Orchard is to enjoy a meal before the show in The Circle Restaurant. The food is delicious, menus are designed to suit theatregoing – and it’s only a few steps away from your evening’s entertainment. Menu and style of food will vary according to the type of show. But you can expect fresh seasonal flavours, with every ingredient carefully considered and balanced. Starting at £16.95, pre-show dining represents excellent value as well as quality. For more details, look for the dining symbol on the show information in this Brochure. You may dine before every show, from two hours before curtain-up, leaving plenty of time for you to unwind and relax before the performance. Reserve a table when you book your tickets, or by calling the Ticket Office on 01322 22000. CASUAL DINING IN THE BISTRO AND COFFEE SHOP NEW! Freshly-prepared classic bistro dishes, including traditional beer-battered fish and chips, classic club sandwich, and authentic Caesar salad, will be on sale at the Bistro and Coffee Shop, for casual and delicious pre-show eating. And interval drinks ordered in advance from any catering service point will ensure a relaxed interval for you!
FANTASTIC PANTOMIME MEAL DEAL
available on all Snow White performances. Turn over to find out more!
PERFECT FOR EVERY OCCASION The Orchard Theatre guarantees a truly unique experience as the place for your Special Event – party, celebration, wedding reception, formal dinner, informal buffet...our Hospitality Team is on hand to assist you with planning, so that your enjoyment and satisfaction are complete. The Orchard Theatre is probably the largest flat-floor venue in Dartford. Centrally situated, with ample car-parking nearby, The Orchard can accommodate the smallest intimate gathering right up to theatrestyle conferencing for as many as 956 delegates or a dinner dance for 400. For further information email hospitality@orchardtheatre.co.uk or call the Hospitality Department on 01322 220099. CHRISTMAS EVENTS The Christmas season is packed with special events (as well as pantomime). The perfect way to celebrate with family, friends or colleagues: check it out in this Brochure!
Over 20,000 tickets have been sold in advance and there is STRICTLY limited availability for some performances for this must-see, star-studded pantomime, staged by Qdos Entertainment, the world’s largest pantomime producer. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs is guaranteed to be a FAB-U-LOUS treat for all the family, as Craig Revel Horwood swaps his black tie and tuxedo for an amazing array of glittering gowns, and becomes one of pantomime’s ultimate villains. Craig’s Wicked Queen is to have a brand-new hench-person in her quest to defeat Snow White: expect the sparks to fly at Dartford, as Ann Widdecombe makes her panto debut as Widdy in Waiting! Book soon, or you may miss this bumper Christmas treat! FRIDAY 9 – SATURDAY 31 DECEMBER Friday 9 December 2pm 7pm Saturday 10 December No Performances Sunday 11 December 1pm 5pm Monday 12 December 2pm 7pm Tuesday 13 December 2pm 7pm Wednesday 14 December 2pm 7pm Thursday 15 December 2pm 7pm Friday 16 December 2pm 7pm Saturday 17 December No Performances Sunday 18 December 1pm 5pm Monday 19 December No Performances Tuesday 20 December 2pm 7pm Wednesday 21 December 2pm 7pm Thursday 22 December 2pm 7pm Friday 23 December 2pm 7pm Saturday 24 December 1pm 5pm Sunday 25 December No Performances Monday 26 December 1pm 5pm Tuesday 27 December 1pm 5pm Wednesday 28 December 1pm 5pm Thursday 29 December 1pm 5pm Friday 30 December 1pm 5pm Saturday 31 December 1pm 5pm
BOOK BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE
TICKETS
v £19.50 v £22.50, £24.50, £25.50 v £24.50, £27.50 DISCOUNTS CONCESSIONS £1.00 off (v & v only) GROUPS OF 20+ £17.50 (v & v only) GROUPS OF 50+ £16.00 (v & v only) SCHOOL GROUPS OF 50+ £11.00 plus
one teacher/supervisor with every twenty pupils goes FREE! (v only) PREMIERE CARD Two tickets for the price of one on Wed 14 December 7pm PREMIUM SEATS £29.50 (v & v only) £23.50 (v only) All discounts and prices are subject to availability and may be withdrawn without prior notice. Standard terms and conditions apply to all tickets purchased.
PANTOMIME MEAL DEAL £25.00
A hot and tasty pizza, pasta and dessert menu for everyone! Enjoy good food, great flavours and the promise of a fun meal with family or friends in The Circle Restaurant, just a few steps from the show! Book with the Ticket Office when making your show reservation. A meal deal for four costs just £25.00!
‘WIDDY AND CRAIG RULE THE WHIRL’ DAILY EXPRESS, 25 JUNE 2011
OCTOBER
SUN 2 OCTOBER
MADAMA BUTTERFLY
Performed by the Ukrainian National Opera of Kharkiv
With international soloists, a highly-praised chorus, and full orchestra. Back by overwhelming public demand, Ellen Kent’s awardwinning opera season’s returns, with exquisite sets, such as the stunning Japanese garden and spectacular costumes including antique wedding kimonos from Japan. One of the world’s most popular operas, Puccini’s Madama Butterfly tells the heart-breaking story of the beautiful young Japanese girl who falls in love with an American naval lieutenant – with dramatic results. Highlights include the melodic Humming Chorus, the moving aria One Fine Day and the unforgettable Love Duet.
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MON 3 OCTOBER
TUE 4 OCTOBER
PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS 3D
RHYTHM OF THE DANCE
The astonishing and unforgettable ancient Australian art of genital origami Puppetry Of The Penis is back with a brand-new show, and this time in full-revealing 3D! Enjoying the latest 3D projection technology, you will be given 3D glasses to wear whilst experiencing this stirring, outrageously funny production as it’s never been seen before.
Having played to over three million people in 43 countries around the world and produced by The National Dance Company of Ireland, this stunning show features breathtaking dance with the very best music and song of the Emerald Isle as performed by many of the world’s finest dancers and musicians.
WARNING: This show contains traces of nut
‘Charming…extraordinary… DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME’ The Guardian ‘Dementedly good fun’ Vanity Fair
with special guests The 3 Irish Tenors
Together with beautiful costumes and wonderful staging this fully live phenomenon guarantees the premier Irish dance experience!
NB: This is a non-sexual show but contains full frontal male nudity.
Sung in Italian with English surtitles.
7.30PM
7.45PM
7.30PM
TICKETS £33.50, £28.50, £25.50 CONCESSIONS £3.00 off CHILDREN half price GROUPS 10+ 20% off
TICKETS £19.50
TICKETS £20.00, £22.00
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SEPTEMBER
‘Go and watch this now because it’s five-star fabulous’ HHHHH Eastern Eye TUE 27 SEPTEMBER – SAT 1 OCTOBER This five-star hit Bhangra musical charts the rise of British Bhangra music from the sequin clad 80s through to the RnB fusion of the current charts. Twinkle arrives fresh from the fields of the Punjab with no money in his pocket, but a song in his heart. Can his talent shine through or will the remixed bling of the 90’s DJs ruin his dreams? Bring the family and move to the rhythm and bhangra. Shake your shoulders, twist that lightbulb; this is the story of how Britain Got Bhangra. It’s guaranteed to lift you from the Dhol Drums!
TUE – THU 7.30PM, FRI & SAT 2.30PM & 7.30PM CAPTIONED PERFORMANCE WEDNESDAY 7.30PM POST-SHOW TALK SAT 2.30PM
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TICKETS TUE, WED, THU 7.30PM & FRI 2.30PM £20.50, FRI 7.30PM & SAT £20.50, £24.50 CONCESSIONS £2.00 off (Fri & Sat) FAMILY TICKET £80.00 (two adults, two children) GROUPS 10+ 20% off PREMIERE CARD Two tickets for the price of one on TUE 27 SEPTEMBER
‘A delight that brings the audience to its feet and introduces a new sound into the stale world of the British Musical’ HHHH The Guardian
OCTOBER WED 5 OCTOBER
THAT’LL BE THE DAY 7.45PM TICKETS £22.50
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THU 6 OCTOBER
A NIGHT AT THE OPERA
with London Festival Opera 7.30PM TICKETS £18.00 – £24.00
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FRI 7 OCTOBER
LEE NELSON…LIVE From BBC Three’s hit television show 8PM TICKETS £23.50 This show contains adult material and is not advised for those who may be offended by such material.
Prepare yourself to party when the legendary That’ll Be The Day, the nation’s favourite rock ‘n’ roll variety show, returns to The Orchard by popular demand. This hugely entertaining rock ‘n’ roll spectacular features an all-new line-up of knock-out hits from the 50s, 60s and 70s, creating an unbeatable feelgood party atmosphere.
London Festival Opera returns with a new production with artists who have appeared with the Royal Opera, English National Opera and Glyndebourne. With sumptuous costumes and a select chamber ensemble, there will be drama, passion and humour in this thrilling programme that includes works by Verdi, Puccini, Mozart, Rossini, Bizet and Offenbach.
“Hello u blurb readin legend! Its Lee Nelson here from off ur tele. My new tour is gonna b bigga, betta + even funnier than my last tour + a lot fatter coz this time i’m bringing my best mate + fat legend Omelette! So dont b a mug – stop readin this and buy a ticket!”
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MOTOWN AND PHILADELPHIA ON TOUR 7.45PM TICKETS £23.50
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Multi award-winning Roy G Hemmings and his cast of 15 deliver memories of an era that lives on and on through the music of the time. Be prepared to dance at this concert-party which includes the hits of The Ojays, The Tramps, Billy Paul, Candi Staton and The Stylistics, The Four Tops, The Supremes, The Temptations, Marvin Gaye and The Drifters.
BOOK ONLINE www.orchardtheatre.co.uk
OCTOBER
STARRING
STEVEN ARNOLD (Coronation Street)
PHILIP OLIVIER
(Brookside, Hollyoaks Later, Never Forget).
BERNADETTE NOLAN
(Nolan Sisters, The Bill)
THE FIFTH BEATLE WED 12 – SAT 15 OCTOBER The brand-new musical The Fifth Beatle looks back at the 60s and charts the meteoric rise to fame of the biggest stars of the decade, The Beatles and George Best. Follow the musical career of Beatles groupie Anna, who adopted as a small child, sets out on a magical mystery cruise of self-discovery befriending John Lennon (Philip Olivier) and football idol George Best. Also starring Steven Arnold as Anna’s love interest, Mike, The Fifth Beatle is an emotional roller-coaster which will have you laughing and crying from start to finish. This poignant, yet funny and entertaining musical contains some of the most popular songs of the era, including many Beatles classics that will get you off your feet and dancing in the aisles!
7.45PM, THU & SAT MAT 2.30PM TICKETS £15.50 – £22.50 CONCESSIONS £1.00 off PREMIERE CARD Two tickets for the price of one on WED 12 OCTOBER
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OCTOBER SUN 9 OCTOBER
AMERICAN SUPERSLAM WRESTLING 3PM ADULTS £15.00 CHILDREN £12.00 FAMILY TICKET £45.00 (two adults, two children)
Come and enjoy all the thrills, spills and excitement of American Super Slam Wrestling – two hours of non-stop action from the best of British and American wrestling stars. If you enjoy it on TV, you will love it Live and Unleashed. This is action-packed entertainment for the whole family!
MON 10 OCTOBER
THE RAT PACK IS BACK Join Frank, Sammy and Dean on a trip to Las Vegas’ glamorous Sands Hotel with the ultimate tribute act – The Rat Pack is back! This talented cast, which has performed at the Royal Command Performance for HRH The Princess Royal, presents you with an entertaining evening of great Rat Pack classic hits including I Got You Under My Skin, Lady Is A Tramp, Volare, Little Ol Wine Drinker, The Candy Man, The Impossible Dream and What Kind Of Fool Am I. 7.30PM TICKETS £21.00
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CANNON & BALL Still Rocking On 7.30PM TICKETS £19.50
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Cannon and Ball bring their unique double act to you after nearly 40 years of comedy partnership, that has lasted more than some marriages! Both Tommy and Bobby say that is purely down to a true love of comedy and just being themselves through all sorts of comedy fashion changes.
OCTOBER
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DARTFORD AMATEUR OPERATIC & DRAMATIC SOCIETY
WED 19 – SAT 22 OCTOBER The company that brought you The Wizard of Oz, My Fair Lady and most recently Calamity Jane, DAODS is proud to present the award-winning and much loved musical, Guys and Dolls. ‘A Musical Fable of Broadway’, Guys and Dolls tells the story of a group of small-time gamblers and the ladies in their lives. Nathan Detroit bets his pal Sky Masterson that he won’t be able to persuade a ‘doll’ of Nathan’s choice to go to dinner with him.
When the doll in question happens to be prim neighbourhood missionary Sarah Brown, the stage is set for an evening of high-spirited entertainment. Frank Loesser’s toe-tapping stage version includes the classic songs If I Were A Bell, Adelaide’s Lament, I’ve Never Been In Love Before and, of course, the unforgettable Luck Be A Lady and Sit Down You’re Rocking The Boat’.
7.30PM & SAT MAT 2.30PM TICKETS WED & THU £16.00, £17.00, FRI & SAT EVE £17.00, £18.00, SAT MAT £15.00, £16.00 CONCESSIONS £1.00 off FAMILY TICKET £60.00 FRI 7.30PM only (must include at least one child under 16) GROUPS 10+ £1.00 off plus buy ten tickets get one free
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OCTOBER
NOVEMBER
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND! MON 24 OCTOBER
MON 31 OCT – TUE 1 NOV
FRI 4 NOVEMBER
HIGH SCHOOL ROCKS
SHAKESPEARE SCHOOLS FESTIVAL
A high-energy, foot-stomping, totally interactive production featuring the very best hits from High School Musical 1, 2 & 3, Hannah Montana, Camp Rock and Glee!
Across the UK, in partnership with the National Theatre and the National Youth Theatre, Shakespeare Schools Festival challenges the preconception that studying Shakespeare is difficult, dry or dull. The aim is to promote articulacy, confidence and empowerment in our young people through a growing appreciation of these timeless plays. Family and friends are invited to celebrate an evening’s entertainment with four youthful half-hour productions of different Shakespeare classics.
The world-famous comedy club returns to Dartford with another superb line-up from the best of the British stand-up circuit.
2.30PM
7PM
8PM
TICKETS £13.50
TICKETS £9.00, £7.00
TICKETS £12.00 PREMIERE CARD Two tickets for the price of one GROUPS OF FOUR £40.00
Join the superb cast for the ultimate party to celebrate all of these awesome teen sensations in one fantastic concert. Don’t forget your dancing shoes and be prepared to rock out as High School Rocks! Wildcats – get ready to party!
JONGLEURS
Comedy on the Road
In this fantastic show three comedians and a compère will take to the stage to tickle your funny bone – keep an eye on our website for full details of the line-up. This is the perfect way to get your weekend off to a hilarious start!
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Ian Liston, Richard Ireson, Paul Tyrer & Jamie Clark for The Booking Office and Colchester Mercury Theatre proudly present
LOVE, LIFE...& LINE DANCING
STARRING
SHAUN WILLIAMSON
FAYE TOZER
TUE 25 – SAT 29 OCTOBER Grab your Stetson and your cowboy boots for the brand-new feel good Country Music comedy. It’s Monday night and the All-Star Line Dancing Club meet for their weekly class. There’s a traitor in the ranks and mutiny on the horizon in this warm and funny tale of love, life and line dancing. Featuring an all-star cast led by Shaun Williamson (EastEnders, Porridge), Faye Tozer (Steps, Tell Me
IAN H WATKINS
LYN PAUL
on a Sunday), Ian H Watkins (Steps, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang) and Lyn Paul (The New Seekers, Blood Brothers), this is lining up to be the must-see comedy of the season! Come and Dance The Night Away to many of the classic country hits we know and love including Redneck Woman, Stand By Your Man, Rhinestone Cowboy and many more.
TUE – SAT 7.45PM, WED & SAT MAT 2.30PM TICKETS TUE & WED 2.30PM £19.50 WED 7.45PM & THU £19.50, £22.50, £24.50 FRI & SAT £22.50, £24.50, £26.50 CONCESSIONS £2.00 off (Wed 7.45pm & Thu only) GROUPS 10+ 10% off PREMIERE CARD Two tickets for the price of one on TUE 25 OCTOBER
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A COUN TRY MUSIC COME DY
NOVEMBER
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THE EAST END FUN FAIR MUSICAL DIRECT FROM LONDON’S WEST END
TUE 8 – SAT 12 NOVEMBER PM Following a record-breaking West End season at the Garrick Theatre where it was nominated for Best New West End Musical 2010 by ‘What’s On Stage’, David Essex and Boogie Nights creator Jon Conway invite you to a rollercoaster ride of a musical, underscored by a helter-skelter of David Essex hits such as such as Winter’s Tale, Hold Me Close and Rock On.
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Inspired by David’s album All The Fun Of The Fair, David plays fun fair owner Levi Lee, recently
widowed and father of a rebellious teenage son. Like father like son, they’ll take you for a ride. Danger and mysticism lurk in the future, as predicted by the gypsy fortune teller who is in love with Levi. Dodgems and motorbikes, crafty cons and candy floss, fairground horses and fights, along with romance and rock and roll mean you’re sure to go on a rollercoaster of a ride, but beware… all is not always fun at the fair!
TUE 7.30PM, WED 2.30PM & 7.30PM, THU 7.30PM, FRI 5PM & 8PM, SAT 2.30PM & 7.30PM TICKETS TUE 7.30PM, FRI 5PM £25.50 WED 2.30PM & 7.30PM £25.50, £27.50 THU 7.30PM, FRI 8PM, SAT 2.30PM & 7.30PM £26.50, £28.50, £30.50, £32.50 CONCESSIONS £1.50 off (TUE 7.30PM, WED 2.30PM & 7.30PM, FRI 5PM only) PREMIERE CARD Two tickets for the price of one on TUE 8 NOVEMBER GROUPS 8+ 10% off
Photography: Paul Marc Mitchell
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‘Genuinely Touching… Well worth a spin’
‘It’s a great night out.’
SIMON BATES RADIO LEGEND
THE DAILY TELEGRAPH
ENJOY GREAT PRE-SHOW DINING AT THE CIRCLE RESTAURANT!
WINTER’S TALE
HOLD ME CLOSE
ME AND MY GIRL – NIGHTCLUBBING
GONNA MAKE YOU A STAR
SILVER DREAM MACHINE
ROCK ON
NOVEMBER
BOOK ONLINE www.orchardtheatre.co.uk SAT 5 NOVEMBER
JIM DAVIDSON The Legend 8PM TICKETS £21.00 ADULTS ONLY
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SUN 6 NOVEMBER
JOE PASQUALE Pull My Finger Tour 7.30PM TICKETS £18.00
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SUN 13 NOVEMBER
OMID DJALILI Tour Of Duty 8PM TICKETS £20.00 plus £2.50 booking fee AGE 16+
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BEYOND THE BARRICADE 7.30PM TICKETS £21.00
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Jim Davidson brings his dangerous and uncompromising live show to The Orchard. This hysterical evening of nearthe-knuckle stand-up comedy, featuring one of Britain’s greatest comedians, is part of a very limited tour – so don’t miss out!
Joe Pasquale is back, from outer space. He’s just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face! Well there’s no need to look sad anymore. It’s time for the Pull My Finger Tour. But it’s not just any finger! Is it a chocolate finger? I hear you ask, is it an iced finger? No, it’s the fickle finger of fate, and we dare you to pull it. Multi award-winning stand-up, television and movie star, Omid Djalili is back on tour with his brand-new comedy show. A firm favourite at the Edinburgh Festival, Omid’s stand-up awards include; ’Time Out Award’ – for Best Stand Up, the ‘EMMA Award’ and he was both a ‘South Bank Award’ and ‘Perrier Award’ nominee. Recreating original West End and Broadway musical hit songs with amazing authenticity, Beyond the Barricade features a cast of past principal performers from the West End production of Les Misérables, and the show’s 25th Anniversary Concert at the O2 Arena. Including songs from Miss Saigon, The Lion King, Phantom Of The Opera, and much more!
NOVEMBER
LOG-ON AND CONNECT WITH THE ORCHARD TODAY! TUE 15 NOVEMBER
VAMPIRES ROCK Steve Steinman’s Cult Rock Show
Steve Steinman plays the supremely evil Baron Von Rockula in this classic Rock Spectacular. The Baron, owner of the Live and Let Die club, is in search of a new bride, when along comes Pandora, auditioning to be the club’s new singer. How will he persuade her to cross over to the dark side and live with him forever in rock ‘n’ roll hell?! A full cast of superb singers, dancers and a formidable band blast their way through some of the greatest rock anthems, including We Will Rock You, Since You’ve Been Gone, Sweet Child Of Mine, Total Eclipse Of The Heart…and many more! Add an amazing stage set and pyrotechnics, and this will be a rock spectacular that will blow your mind!
FRI 18 NOVEMBER
RELIGHT THE FIRE One incredible story, one ultimate pop reunion!
You can visit our website which is regularly updated with new shows and events and gives you the option to sign up to our e-newsletters.
Relight The Fire, from the UK’s Number One tribute band The Take That Experience returns to The Orchard by popular demand!
You can also find us on Facebook or follow us on Twitter to be the first to hear about what’s going on in and around the building.
In just one evening you’ll hear Take That’s classic songs from the nineties and their number ones from the naughties. This fantastic production presents hit after hit after hit, backed by their very own ‘Relight Band’.
www.facebook.com/ OrchardTheatre
Relight your passion, relight your memories, Relight The Fire! @OrchardTheatre
7.30PM
7.45PM
TICKETS £21.50, £24.50
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NOVEMBER SUN 20 NOVEMBER
BOB THE BUILDER Can we fix it? Yes we can!
The Fixham Theatre is set for a grand re-opening. Local talent Dickie Olivier needs Bob’s help to fix up the stage for his brand-new musical. But when Spud decides he wants to be the star of the show, the job doesn’t go exactly to plan. There are well-known as well as new songs, so join Bob and help him fix it in his big theatre build! 1PM & 3.30PM TICKETS £15.50, £13.50 FAMILY TICKET £52.00 (two adults, two children)
MON 21 NOVEMBER
CHARLEY BOORMAN LIVE 2011 7.45PM TICKETS £18.50
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TUE 22 NOVEMBER
JIMMY TARBUCK 7.30PM TICKETS £21.50
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Actor, adventurer and author Charley Boorman takes a break from travelling the world to bring to Dartford his hugely entertaining show, full of personal stories, Hollywood anecdotes and tales of adventure. You will be shocked by the questions and be even more shocked by Charley’s answers. With host Billy Biketruck.
Top television comedian Jimmy Tarbuck brings his hilarious stand-up show to The Orchard. Tarby is at his best in front of a live audience and during his show he’ll be sharing anecdotes, demonstrating his quick-fire wit and thoroughly entertaining the audience with comedy for grownups, rather than adult comedy!
BOOK ONLINE www.orchardtheatre.co.uk WED 23 NOVEMBER
FORCES SWEETHEARTS AT CHRISTMAS
Wowing audiences since 1995 2PM TICKETS £13.50 SHOW & LUNCH £25.00
Book the show and a 2-course lunch at The Circle Restaurant (pre-show).
WED 23 NOVEMBER
MODS VS ROCKERS A total ‘60s Experience’ 7.45PM TICKETS £17.50
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THU 24 NOVEMBER
VOICE IN A MILLION 7.30PM TICKETS £19.00
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FRI 25 NOVEMBER
MIKE OSMAN 7.45PM TICKETS £21.00
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NOVEMBER Forces Sweethearts are back with a special Christmas edition of their popular wartime nostalgia show. Beryl, Carolyn and Jenny, the three sweethearts, perform 40s Christmas favourites including White Christmas and Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas, as sung by the great singers of the era, including Vera Lynn, Gracie Fields and Marlene Dietrich.
The Mods perform songs from the greatest era of popular music and feature the sounds of the bands that changed the world. This nostalgic night of classic hits includes the very best music from The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Who, The Kinks, The Yardbirds, Jimi Hendrix and many others.
One of the most delightful and magical Christmas shows ever, this captivating old-time story of a young orphan boy is perfect entertainment for all the family and reveals the true spirit of Christmas. Powerful and uplifting, Voice In A Million is full of seasonal hits including All I Want For Christmas, Oh Holy Night and Do They Know Its Christmas.
Capital Gold legend Mike Osman is back touring at last. Mike’s warm cheeky brand of humour hasn’t changed and his Naughty but Nice show is packed with his latest impressions plus some of the old favourites. He says “don’t bring the kids but your granny will love it”. Make sure this date is in the diary – you never know you might see the Naughty Boys.
HOSPITALITY EVENTS
A huge selection of events to inspire and entertain! LUNCH CLUB
Every Thursday from 22 September – 1 December Lunch £5.95 Served from 12 noon until 2.30pm Join us every Thursday and enjoy a delectable lunch in the comfortable surroundings of The Circle Restaurant. Choose from our menu of classics such as traditional fish and chips. With your first meal, collect an Orchard Lunch Club Loyalty Card for free tea and coffee every time you attend.
TEA DANCE
WED 2 NOVEMBER | 1.30PM TICKETS including High Tea, fresh scones and finger sandwiches £12.00 Mr Wonderful returns to The Orchard to create a truly memorable flat-floor event in the theatre’s auditorium. Bigger and better than ever, this glittering dance is suited to beginners and seasoned dancers alike, with the chance to enjoy themselves all afternoon.
MURDER MYSTERY DINNER
FRI 4 NOVEMBER | BAR OPENS 7PM, EVENT BEGINS 8PM TICKETS £36.00 Enjoy a sumptuous three-course meal as you solve the mystery unfolding before your very eyes! Watch the scenes, interrogate suspects and search for hidden clues whilst sampling the exquisite cuisine of The Circle Restaurant. Always popular and very entertaining!
BURLESQUE
MON 7 NOVEMBER | 7.30PM TICKETS £21.00 It is a night full of glitz, glam and a little bit of naughtiness! Join us for our popular Burlesque masterclass with the chance to strut your stuff like the ultimate Burlesque goddess! With some indulgent canapés and a naughty cocktail on arrival, it will be a night to remember!
LUNCHTIME SING A LONG
WED 16 NOVEMBER | LUNCH 12.30PM, SING-A-LONG 2PM TICKETS £7.50 ENTRANCE including scones and tea £11.50 ENTRANCE including two-course lunch £20.00 From the heart of Soho we bring you the Queen of Singalong, Magic Betty, a modern version of Mrs Mills with singing thrown in for free. Songs old and new, pub favourites, war songs as well as musicals and cabaret, Betty has something for everybody, young and old!
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FESTIVE EVENTS
CHRISTMAS Party Nights
Add some sparkle to the holiday season Come and join our party! Bring your colleagues, family and friends along for one of our magical nights of seasonal fun. MON 5 DECEMBER | TICKETS £34.00
LADIES’ NIGHT
The ultimate girls’ night out! Enjoy a glass of bubbly on arrival followed by a delicious meal before your outrageous entertainment from our hunky male dancers! TUE 6 DECEMBER | TICKETS £30.00
ROBBIE WILLIAMS TRIBUTE NIGHT
A fantastic evening of live entertainment with a sumptuous three-course meal and DJ until 1am. WED 7 DECEMBER | TICKETS £30.00
COMEDY CURRY
With cracking comedians and a delicious Indian buffet, this will be your spiciest night out this year. View the menu at www.orchardtheatre.co.uk
CASINO ROYALe NIGHT SATURDAY 17 DECEMBER – SOLD OUT SATURDAY 28 JANUARY For two nights only, The Orchard, Dartford, transforms into Monte Carlo! Dress to impress and join us at 007pm for a glass of bubbly and canapé reception. On arrival collect your chips and chance your hand at blackjack or have a flutter on our roulette wheels* (strictly for fun only!) under the guidance of our experienced croupiers. With live entertainment performing the timeless back-catalogue of Bond Theme Tunes, you can enjoy a sumptuous buffet, converse over cocktails and end the night dancing to live music and our resident DJ until you find your Miss Moneypenny or your 007! TICKETS £45.00 *Chips have no monetary value.
THU 8 DECEMBER | TICKETS £25.00
XMAS PARTY NIGHT
Enjoy a festive buffet on arrival with a glass of bubbly then dance the night away with our resident DJ. Bar open until 12.30am. View the menu at www.orchardtheatre.co.uk
For more details or to book call 01322 220000 or email hospitality@orchardtheatre.co.uk Christmas Party Nights are held in The Circle Restaurant except for The Casino Royale Evenings which will take place in the main auditorium.
NOVEMBER / DECEMBER SAT 26 NOVEMBER
ROYAL PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA
Orchestral Masterpieces Conductor: Grzegorz Nowak Piano: Piers Lane
Showcasing the tremendous musicians of this world-renowned symphony orchestra, this programme features Mendelssohn’s atmospheric Hebrides Overture, Beethoven’s heroic Piano Concerto No.5, Emperor and Tchaikovsky’s powerful Symphony No.5. 7.30PM
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TICKETS £20.00–£32.00 CONCESSIONS £2.00 off UNDER 16s £15.00 PREMIERE CARD Two tickets for £50.00 GROUPS 10+ Buy ten tickets get one free plus a free concert programme for each member of your group
FRI 2 DECEMBER
JACKSON LIVE! 8PM TICKETS £19.50, £18.50 CHILDREN £14.50
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SETH LAKEMAN 8PM TICKETS Standing Tickets (Stalls) £22.50 Lower and Upper Circle Seating £22.50
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Amir Sharma’s portrayal of Michael Jackson has to be vocally and visually the most accurate tribute to the King of Pop. Amir is joined on the stage by a cast of musicians, singers and dancers who work their way through all the classic hits including Thriller, Beat It and Billie Jean. He’s got the look, the moonwalk and above all, the voice!
Seth Lakeman has brought folk music to a new, younger audience, breaking down the barriers to folk’s acceptance in the mainstream. Seth performs a mix of contemporary tracks and more traditional tales with furious fiddle playing and stomping rhythms combined with intricate acoustic numbers.
NOVEMBER / DECEMBER
BOOK ONLINE www.orchardtheatre.co.uk WED 30 NOVEMBER – FRI 2 DECEMBER
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“Tall Stories sets the benchmark for children’s theatre”
ROOM ON THE BROOM
The Sunday Times
The West End smash-hit based on the best-selling book written by Julia Donaldson and illustrated by Axel Scheffler, flies into Dartford!
daft dog, a beautiful bird and friendly frog, her belongings are retrieved. But this broomstick’s not meant for five and – CRACK! – it snaps in two!
How the cat purred and how the witch grinned, as they sat on their broomstick and flew through the wind…
When a hungry dragon appears, who will save the poor witch? And will there ever be room on the broom for everyone?
The witch and her cat are flying happily along on their broomstick – until a mighty wind blasts the witch’s hat, bow and wand away into the night! All is not lost however, as with the help of a
Fasten your seatbelts for a rip-roaring ride on a truly magnificent broom! A magical, musical delight for children aged 3+.
WED 30 NOVEMBER 1.30PM & 4.30PM; THU 1 DECEMBER 10.30AM & 1.30PM, FRI 2 DECEMBER 10.30AM TICKETS £11.00 SCHOOLS £9.50
DECEMBER
SAT 10 DECEMBER
ABBA FOREVER ABBA Forever replicate ABBA’s unique sound with an incredible attention to detail using a sixpiece band featuring electric and acoustic guitars, keyboards and piano, drums and bass guitar. Two outstanding ABBA girls complete the line-up, adding the essential glitz and glamour to this well-polished and gently humorous show. The magnificent lyrics penned by Benny and Björn are sung in wonderful harmony with dynamic non-stop choreography, stunning visuals, and top-class musicianship.
JANUARY
MON 19 DECEMBER
FRI 13 JANUARY
THAT’LL BE THE DAY
ONE NIGHT OF ELVIS
Prepare for a party this Christmas as the UK’s most successful touring rock ‘n’ roll production, the legendary That’ll Be The Day, returns with a Brand-New 2011 Christmas Show.
After winning the World Champion Elvis Tribute Artist Award in Canada, Lee ‘Memphis’ King returns to The Orchard performing hits from the ‘68 Comeback Special through to the Vegas years. With a big band, multimedia screens and projection, this tribute to Elvis will astonish and astound you.
Brand-New 2011 Christmas Show
Trevor, Gary and the gang celebrate the festive season by bringing back the good times with a combination of their unique comedy routines mixed with a non-stop line up of all the best Christmas hits. Join in and treat yourself to an early Christmas pressie.
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BOOK ONLINE www.orchardtheatre.co.uk Raymond Gubbay presents Russia’s acclaimed ballet company returns to Dartford following a sensational tour in 2011
GISELLE SWAN LAKE Performed by The Russian State Ballet & Orchestra of Siberia
MON 9 JANUARY 7.30PM
GISELLE
The most poignant of all classical ballets combines powerful emotions and visual splendour in a chilling and heart-rending tale of love, treachery and forgiveness from beyond the grave. TUE 10 JANUARY 7.30PM WED 11 JANUARY 2.30PM & 7.30PM
SWAN LAKE
The greatest romantic ballet of all! This is an immortal love story filled with magic, emotion and beauty. From the opulence and splendour of the magnificent court room to the exhilarating lake scenes where swans dance in perfect formation, Tchaikovsky’s hauntingly beautiful music completes a truly unforgettable experience. TICKETS EVE £35.00, £32.50, £29.50, £27.50, £26.00, £12.00 MAT £33.00, £30.00, £27.50, £26.00, £24.00, £11.00 CONCESSIONS £2.00 off top three prices GROUPS 10+ Save 10% GROUPS 20+ Save 20%
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DON’T FORGET TO BOOK YOUR PRE-SHOW MEAL AT THE CIRCLE RESTAURANT
JANUARY SAT 14 JANUARY
A NIGHT OF DIRTY DANCING 7.45PM TICKETS £22.50, £21.50 PREMIERE CARD £15.00
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Take a trip back to the summer of ’63 and have the time of your life at the sexiest song and dance sensation of 2011. A Night of Dirty Dancing features all the hits from everyone’s favourite dance movie Dirty Dancing, performed by an all-star cast of West End performers.
FRI 20 JANUARY
SING-A-LONG-A GREASE From the Producers of the world-wide smash hit Sing-a-Long-a Sound of Music
This fully interactive show will get you singing and dancing in the aisles. Your host will begin with a vocal warm-up, judge the fancy dress competition and show the delights of your free goody bag, before you sit back and watch the classic film starring John Travolta, and Olivia Newton John, while singing along to on-screen lyrics. It couldn’t be easier... or more fun! 7.30PM TICKETS £15.00
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PAUL CARRACK 7.30PM TICKETS £28.50
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Legendary Sheffield-born singer, songwriter and former frontman of Ace, Squeeze and Mike & The Mechanics returns to The Orchard. As he performs a back catalogue of hits including How Long, Tempted and The Living Years, Paul Carrack’s soulful voice will enchant and move you.
JANUARY
BOOK ONLINE www.orchardtheatre.co.uk
FRI 27 JANUARY
BELLOWHEAD Folk With Attitude
SAT 28 JANUARY
CASINO ROYALE
New date added by popular demand!
Anyone who thinks folk can’t rock has obviously never attended a Bellowhead concert. Although deeply steeped in the age-old history of the genre, what sets this eleven-piece band apart is the range of other influences which they weave into their sound. Jazz, funk, English music hall and New Orleans marching bands are all present in this riotous and hugely entertaining performance. From the rampaging vocals of Jon Boden to Gideon Juckes’ growling, slightly scary sousaphone, Bellowhead will sweep you through a heady mix of great tunes, innovative arrangements, rampant imagination and brazen front.
Dress to impress and join us at 007pm for a glass of bubbly and canapé reception as The Orchard transforms into Monte Carlo! On arrival collect your chips and chance your hand at blackjack or have a flutter on our roulette wheels (strictly for fun only!) under the guidance of our experienced croupiers. With live entertainment performing the timeless back-catalogue of Bond Theme Tunes, you can enjoy a sumptuous buffet, converse over cocktails and end the night dancing to live music and our resident DJ until you find your Miss Moneypenny or your 007!
SUN 29 JANUARY
CHRIS DEAN’S SYD LAWRENCE ORCHESTRA Carry On Swinging
Need some relief from today’s economic gloom and doom? Chris Dean’s Syd Lawrence Orchestra strike gold as they bring you a robustly enjoyable evening of tuneful entertainment. Catch this humdinger of a night, sprightly and joyous but remarkably warm-hearted and tap your feet to the music of Glenn Miller, Count Basie, Tommy Dorsey, Billy May, Frank Sinatra, Ella Fitzgerald and many, many more. Unique, quality entertainment – a pure feel good show!
See website for full details.
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SESAME STREET LIVE Elmo Makes Music
SAT 4 – SUN 5 FEBRUARY Do Monsters make music? Yes they do and in wonderful ways, too! See Elmo, Abby Cadabby, Bert, Ernie and all of your children’s favourite friends as they share their love of music in Sesame Street Live: Elmo Makes Music. Watch noisy fun become beautiful music when Big Bird “tweets”, Oscar the Grouch stomps his trash can lids, Cookie Monster crumbles his cookie jars and much more… Mark your calendar for a musical event like no other! SAT 1PM & 3.30PM, SUN 11AM & 1.30PM TICKETS £15.50 CHILDREN £13.50 FAMILY TICKET (two adults, two children) £52.00 Book a Family Ticket before THU 1 DECEMBER and pay £46.00
BOOK ONLINE www.orchardtheatre.co.uk
TUE 7 – SAT 11 FEBRUARY Take a trip back in time to the glamorous, glitzy nights of Las Vegas in the late 50s and early 60s where, in the company of three of the world’s most popular entertainers, the fabulous Burrelli Sisters and The Rat Pack Big Band, you will experience Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr and Dean Martin performing at the famous Sands Hotel. Hit follows hit, including: Witchcraft, The Lady is a Tramp, Mr Bojangles, I’ve Got You Under My Skin, That’s
FEBRUARY
Amore, Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime, New York, New York, My Kinda Town, Fly Me To The Moon and many more. This spectacular production celebrates the incredible singing talent of three world-famous entertainers and performers, and some of the finest music and songs that have ever been recorded. If you wish you’d swung with the hardest partying pack in town, now’s your chance!
7.30PM, SAT MAT 2.30PM TICKETS TUE – THU & SAT MAT £26.00, £23.50 FRI & SAT 7.30PM £28.00, 26.00
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JETHRO 7.30PM
TICKETS £20.00
Contains adult material
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THU 16 FEBRUARY
HIGH SCHOOL MANIA
Are You Ready To Party? 6PM TICKETS £14.00
FRI 17 FEBRUARY
ROY CHUBBY BROWN 8PM TICKETS £22.50
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MAGIC
A Kind of Queen 7.45PM TICKETS £18.00, £19.00
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Originally a ‘timber man’ from Lavant Tin Mine, Jethro will be performing armed with nothing more than a microphone, a stand, a small table and his favourite drink to hand. You’ll hear of hilarious rural comedy antics delivered in his warm, Cornish accent.
The vibrant cast of High School Mania will take you on a voyage of pure exhilaration. As well as revelling in the best songs from the phenomenon that is High School Musical, you can Rock Out to the hits from Camp Rock and Don’t Stop Believing in the tribute to the cast of Glee!
Get ready for a barn-storming night of jokes, banter and hilarious mickey-taking from Britain’s most outrageous comedian, bar none! You will roar with laughter at Chubby’s non-stop battering of laugh-out-loud comedy. Get the hottest ticket in town but be warned – if easily offended please stay away! The first and still the best tribute to Queen, MAGIC, will perform all Queen’s greatest hits in this brand-new show. Roger Brown’s dynamic lead vocals are enhanced by two guitars, bass, drums and the brilliant piano and keyboard skills of Dave Chapman, producing a sound that is second to none in a world-class show you will remember!
FEBRUARY
BOOK ONLINE www.orchardtheatre.co.uk
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TUE 21 FEBRUARY
THU 23 FEBRUARY
GRIMETHORPE COLLIERY BAND
RUMOURS OF FLEETWOOD MAC
BUDDY HOLLY
The real stars of the hit movie Brassed Off, the Grimethorpe Colliery Band are celebrating the 15th anniversary of the classic film with a concert bursting with popular tracks from the movie.
Rumours of Fleetwood Mac is a brilliant live anthology of all the crucial moments in the band’s eventful evolution.
Join the UK’s number one Buddy Holly, Marc Robinson, backed by a band reminiscent of the Crickets in their heyday reviving classic hits Peggy Sue, That’ll Be The Day and Oh Boy. Also, all-time favourites Bye Bye Love, Wake Up Little Susie and Cathy’s Clown are brought to the stage by the Fortt Brothers appearing as The Everly Brothers, having previously been seen performing in a Royal Command Performance.
Enjoy the fabulous sound of this world-famous brass band as they perform well-known hits plus favourite classics in spectacular style!
Replicating the power and subtlety of Fleetwood Mac at their brilliant best, the show features timeless classics such as Black Magic Woman, Albatross, Go Your Own Way, Dreams, Gypsy, Say You Love Me and Sara. The ultimate tribute to one of rock ‘n’ roll history’s most remarkable stories! ‘An extraordinary emotive performance of Fleetwood Mac’ Mick Fleetwood
A Legend Reborn, with the Fortt Brothers performing as The Everly Brothers
These talented artists, featured on Stars In Their Eyes, bring you a high-entertainment evening that magnificently portrays the performance and music of Buddy Holly and The Everly Brothers.
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BOOK ONLINE www.orchardtheatre.co.uk TUE 28 FEBRUARY
HORMONAL HOUSEWIVES
Hormonal Housewives heads to Dartford on its sell-out tour! Join the Hormonal Housewives as they battle against weight gain, weight loss, mood swings, wine, PMS, men, going to the gym, waxing, stretch marks, men, chocolate, upper-lip hair, chocolate, men, chocolate...and all the other joys of being a 21st Century girl! SAT 25 FEBRUARY
SING-ALONG-A ABBA
Did we mention men and chocolate? Grab your friends and join us for a night of fun and frolics with the girls!
From the producers of the smash hit Sing-a-long-a Sound of Music. The concert event ABBA fans have been waiting for – the Swedish supergroup’s greatest hits performed live with onscreen lyrics so that you can join in! With live singers on stage, a party bag for everyone, fancy dress, Dancing Queen competition, the big screen with lyrics and of course some of the best music you’ll ever hear, Sing-a-long-a ABBA is the perfect night out for all! Fancy dress is not obligatory but highly recommended!
8PM TICKETS £19.00 UNDER 16s £2.00 off GROUPS One in twenty goes free
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‘Ticked all the right boxes…The audience loved it’ Edinburgh Evening News
‘Coombe has moments of comic genius’ The Scotsman
Starring
Beverley Callard
SAT 25 – SUN 26 FEBRUARY Peppa, George and Danny Dog are up to fun and games on a day out on Grandad Dog’s boat. Help them, with Pedro Pony, Polly Parrot and Zoe Zebra to follow the clues and find their treasure as they all enjoy a day of adventure. Following the incredible sell-out success of Peppa Pig’s Party, Peppa is back with a brand-new show featuring true to life puppets, perfect singalong songs and a new story that will charm and delight all her fans. Full sail! Ahoy! Arrrrr! SAT 1PM & 4PM, SUN 10AM & 1PM TICKETS £15.50, £13.50 UNDER 16s £2.00 off FAMILY TICKET £50.00 (two adults, two children) GROUPS 10+ 10% off
BOOKING / GIFT VOUCHERS
ONLINE BOOKING 24-hours a day! We have transformed our website to make online booking smoother and easier. At the click of a button you can find all the information that you need to help you plan your next theatre visit. Our 24/7 booking system makes it easy for you to select and book your very favourite seats at a time that suits you.
Visit www.orchardtheatre.co.uk and try it out for yourself!
LIFE SHOULDN’T BE A DRAMA
GIVE THE GIFT OF THEATRE!
Gift Vouchers are available from The Orchard Ticket Office and make ideal gifts for all theatre goers. Our gift vouchers are perfect for both friends and family and are available in any denomination. Valid for 12 months at all nine HQ Theatres, they can even be used to enjoy a meal before the show in The Orchard’s very own Circle Restaurant. Plus, vouchers come in a stylish gift card so there’s no need to gift wrap! Purchase your Gift Vouchers at the Ticket Office or call on 01322 220000.
FUNDRAISING
THE ORCHARD THEATRE
& GREAT ORMOND STREET HOSPITAL
Over the past months the generosity of our theatregoers, combined with the fundraising efforts of The Orchard Theatre staff have helped HQ Theatres and Qdos Entertainment raise £93,068.14 for Great Ormond Street Hospital Children’s Charity. The money was raised through audience bucket collections as well as a number of fundraising events in which HQ Theatres staff have taken part. All nine theatres and venues in the HQ Theatres Group, including The Orchard, will continue to raise funds for the Charity over the next year, so when you see a collecting bucket or tin around the theatre, please give as generously as you can. Thank you for your support.
©2007 Great Ormond Street Hospital Children’s Charity (Theatres for Theatres ©2008) Registered charity no. 235825
Photograph: Nick Thomas, Chairman, Qdos Entertainment Group, and Andy Hill, Theatre Director of the Orchard, present a cheque for £93,068.14 to Jilly Hale and Debbie Goddard from Great Ormond Street Hospital.
GREAT BENEFITS! FANTASTIC PRICE! JOIN NOW! Invest in The Orchard Premiere Card and enjoy exclusive benefits to make your next theatre visit even more special. At just £29 per year you can cover the cost of your membership fee during your first visit to The Orchard and continue to save £££s throughout the rest of the year! Join now and enjoy the following exclusive Premiere Card benefits: • Special discounts and exclusive two-for-one ticket offers • Priority booking period • Special email offers
• Try Something New discount voucher • 20% discount at The Circle Restaurant • Post-show receptions and meet-the-cast opportunities • No booking or resale fees • Free cloakroom • Theatre tours • Regular newsletters • Premiere Card trip to a West-End show
Joining couldn’t be easier. Visit the Ticket Office in person or call on 01322 220000. If you would like more information on The Orchard Premiere Card please contact our Ticket Office on 01322 220000. Terms and conditions apply.
BOOK ONLINE www.orchardtheatre.co.uk
YOUTH THEATRE
OLIVER!
Presented by Youngstars Musical Theatre Company The Orchard Theatre & In The Wings Productions present Youngstars Musical Theatre Company, an exciting new youth company for 8-19 year olds. The first Youngstars musical production will be Oliver! on Sun 1 April 2012. For further information on this project please visit www.orchardtheatre.co.uk
ENGLISH YOUTH BALLET AUDITIONS: MON 28 NOVEMBER
English Youth Ballet is offering an exciting opportunity for 100 boys and girls aged 8-18yrs to perform in its dramatic new production of Swan Lake for three performances at The Orchard on 23 & 24 March 2012. AUDITION TIMES ON MON 28 NOVEMBER ARE: Ages 8-11 – 4.30pm Ages 12-18 – 6.45pm For further information and a Registration Form please contact EYB office on 01689 856747 or email: misslewis@englishyouthballet.co.uk
THE SHOW MUST GO ON Join our Support Team – The Orchard needs volunteers to work across all areas of the theatre from front-of-house to marketing and education. Volunteers are entitled to a range of benefits: • Chance to see a variety of shows • Theatre tours • Regular newsletter If you are interested and want to find out more about volunteering please visit www.orchardtheatre.co.uk or call 01322 220099
BOOKING INFORMATION
BOOKING INFORMATION Online booking 24-hours a day www.orchardtheatre.co.uk Book you own seats at a time that suits you using our 24-hour online booking service. It’s safe, secure, easy to use and you can even select your own seats using our interactive seating plan! TELEPHONE AND GROUP BOOKINGS LINE
LET US HELP YOU CREATE YOUR PERFECT OUTING
01322 220000 10am until 6pm Mon to Sat
Our dedicated Hospitality Team can build a package to suit your every need. Call the Hospitality Department on 01322 220099 to find out more.
TICKET OFFICE COUNTER open from 10am-
5pm Monday to Saturday, 90 minutes prior to performances on Sundays and Bank Holidays. BOOKING FEES All bookings are subject to a £1.50
ticket charge capped at £9.00 per transaction with a £2.00 additional charge for mailing out the tickets. In person bookings are subject to the ticket charge but pay in cash and we will waive the administration fee. BOOKING COULDN’T BE EASIER We can reserve your tickets without payment for up to five days. You can book your tickets using Visa, MasterCard, Maestro, Delta, Switch, Solo, cheques and postal orders (made payable to ‘Orchard Theatre Dartford Limited’). BOOK THE BEST SEATS IN THE HOUSE At all
performances a small selection of premium seats, the best seats in the auditorium, are available at £4.00 more than top-price seats. BOOKING 10 OR MORE TICKETS? Our friendly Ticket
Office team can help you! Call us on 01322 220000 and we will assist in getting your group the most suitable seats at the best price. Plus, we will reserve your tickets in advance with no immediate obligation to pay! YOU COULD BE VALID FOR TICKET DISCOUNTS
Where offered, concession ticket prices apply to those either over 60 or under 16 years old, unwaged, full-time students or people with a disability. Only one discount can apply per ticket and appropriate identification may be required upon request. Not all concessions are available online. THE GIFT OF A GREAT NIGHT OUT HQ Theatres Gift Vouchers are the perfect gift for choice and value! HQ Theatres Gift Vouchers are available in any denomination and are valid at any HQ Theatre for 12 months.
ACCESS AND ASSISTANCE
The Orchard offers complimentary tickets to essential carers for disabled visitors. For full access information visit our website www.orchardtheatre.co.uk or contact the Ticket Office. BABES IN ARMS Children under 18 months: £1.00 on selected performances. For applicable performances please ask the Ticket Office at time of booking. The Orchard retains the right to exclude babes in arms from any performance. PHOTOGRAPHY Photography and video recordings are not permitted in the auditorium. YOUR DATA IS PROTECTED Your contact details will be held so we can contact you in the eventuality a performance is cancelled and with your permission we also contact you about our exciting forthcoming programme. If you would prefer not to receive such information please email ticketoffice@orchardtheatre.co.uk or call 01322 220000. THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW… Administration fees
apply and are non-refundable. Some performances have a specific booking fee per ticket, this is indicated in the brochure. The Orchard spends £1.00 of the price of your ticket on improving your theatre. Tickets will not be exchanged or refunded for any reason unless a performance has been cancelled or postponed. Ticket prices subject to change in line with the prevailing VAT rate at the time of purchase. All attempts are made to ensure that show information and prices are correct at the time of going to print but may be subject to subsequent alteration. Discounts and concessions may be withdrawn at any time at the discretion of the management. We reserve the right to introduce offers which cannot be applied to tickets already purchased.
Copies of this brochure are available in large print and other accessible formats. Please contact the Ticket Office.
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THE GLOBAL PHENOMENON COMES TO DARTFORD!
Calendar Girls has sold out in every theatre it has visited. LYNDA BELLINGHAM stars with CAMILLA DALLERUP, JAN HARVEY, SUE HOLDERNESS, DEENA PAYNE, LISA RILEY, JUNE WATSON and RUTH MADOC with KEVIN SACRE as Lawrence the photographer and JOE McGANN as John.
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