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... where good, fun food is always evolving
Serving Lunch: m-F 11-2 Sa 11-3
for To-Go Orders*
Call 979.836.5220
* to better serve you, please place order 20 minutes prior to pick-up. For orders of 5 or more items, please allow additional time.
Funky Art Cafe & Catering
202 West Commerce Street
Downtown Brenham
979.836.5220
This menu is good March 1, 2011 thru June 28, 2012
eSoupf
Handcrafted soups are served with gluten-free multi-grain crackers or appropriate chips
Cup $3.50
Bowl $4.99
Make soup a complete meal... add fresh fruit, side of the day or a side salad
eFunky Beginningsf
$2.00
Smooth & Creamy Black Bean Chipotle Dip cream cheese, black beans, tomato, fresh cilantro & spices are combined with smoky chipotle peppers to make a remarkable dip; served warm with tortilla chips $4.99
Fresh Vegetables & Lavender-infused Dip
a lighter beginning... assorted fresh seasonal vegetables are served with a sour cream-based dip infused with herbs & just a hint of lavender... $4.99
eSaladsf
All salads are served with appropriate crackers or chips & a mini cookie Dressing Choices: House Pesto, Maple Balsamic, Spicy Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Raspberry Vinaigrette, Country Fresh Buttermilk & Herbed Fat Free eExtra dressing charge: 50 centsf
Chicken Salad with Fresh Fruit homemade all-white meat chicken salad, served on mixed greens; sided with fresh fruit & dressing of choice... a Funky Art Cafe house specialty $7.50
First Lady’s Choice
FAC pesto chicken salad is served in an avocado half on mixed greens; sided with additional pesto dressing & fresh fruit... First Lady Barbara Bush thought this was a noteworthy choice while dining with us... $8.99
Flenniken’s Creation
mixed greens ringed with mandarin oranges, topped with bleu cheese, pecans & chicken salad; sided with choice of dressing & you’ve got something delicious... you be the judge $7.99 without chicken salad (vegetarian) $6.50 with a roasted chicken breast instead of chicken salad $8.99
Sound of Music Salad
two warm goat cheese cakes are served atop a mountain of mixed greens, dried cranberries, purple onion & toasted walnuts; dressed with a Black Forest maple dressing... your tastebuds’ll be alive with the taste of this one $9.99
F.A .C . F amous Grilled Salmon our signature dish... salmon grilled our way, served on mixed greens with fresh cucumber slices, topped with maple-soy lacquer & sided with dill-sour cream sauce $10.99
Crab Cakes on the Greens
back by popular demand... three mini Bayou-style crab cakes presented on mixed greens & with a side of FAC Cajun remoulade... $8.99
Springtime Couscous
curried couscous tossed with squash, red onion, sweet bell pepper, green peas & golden raisins; dressed with a light vinaigrette & served on mixed greens $6.50 *a roasted chicken breast can be added for an additional $2.50*
Light & Lemony Tuna Salad
premium water-packed tuna tossed with red grapes, spring onions & water chestnuts; lightly dressed with a lemon soy dressing & served on mixed greens... promise: the mayo won't be missed... $7.50
Popeye Meets Foghorn Leghorn
fresh spinach topped with a roasted chicken breast, slivered red onion, walnuts & feta cheese; sided with a habanero peach vinaigrette... “This ain’t a joke, son... this salad is so good it could blow you down!” $8.99
eSandwiches & Wrapsf
served with side of the day, fresh fruit or kettle-style potato chips... choice of sandwich bread: wheatberry or white, unless otherwise specified; a honey whole wheat tortilla is used for wraps
Lavender Fest Turkey Wrap
created for our friends at the Chappell Hill Lavender Farm & back by request, this was a sell-out at their Festival: lavender peach salsa, mayo, turkey, swiss & lettuce swaddled in a honey wheat wrap... relax & enjoy this one $7.99
New Mexican Pumpkin Burger
a different kind of “burger”: pumpkin, wild rice, corn, jalapeno, cilantro & jack cheese; served on a whole wheat bun with chipotle sour cream spread, avocado, lettuce & tomato... scrumptious & good for you... $7.99
Good Ol’ Reuben
a traditional Reuben, made with lean corned beef, swiss, fresh sauerkraut with 1000 island on rye bread; served with a kosher pickle spear, on the side, of course... $7.99
Stuffed Portabella Sandwich
a fresh portabella mushroom stuffed with parmesan cheese & spinach; served warm on ciabatta bread dressed with mayo & sundried tomato tapenade... vegetable heaven $7.99
MEAT & POTATOES
take a delicious, simple roast beef sandwich made with mustard, mayo, lettuce & tomato & add a layer of crushed, crunchy kettle-cooked potato chips... mmmmeat & potatoes like you’ve never experienced it before... $8.29
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West Coast Wrap seasoned wild rice blend, avocado, shredded carrot, chopped cucumber & an applewood smoked salmon spread.. all bound together in a honey whole wheat skin & sided with a sesame soy dipping sauce... earthquakin’ good $8.99
FAC Grown-Up Grilled Cheese
monterrey jack & cream cheeses are combined with sundried tomatoes, black olives & pesto to make this Mediterranean-inspired Grilled Cheese... taste the sunshine, ocean spray & earthiness in every bite of this one $7.29
Betcha’ ll Love This Wrap
strips of bacon, slices of avocado, lettuce, fresh tomato & swiss cheese are dressed with FAC Spicy Ranch Dressing in a honey wheat wrap... a BLT like no other $7.99
Ham& Cheese, revised
made as a wrap not a sandwich, lean smoked ham is paired with monterrey jack cheese... add apple chili salsa, cumin-infused mayonnaise & lettuce... swaddle all in a honey whole wheat tortilla skin... your tastebuds will squeal with delight $7.99
eHalfsies & Wholesiesf Chicken Salad
one of our specialities... served with lettuce & tomato, dressed with mayo... Whole $7.99 Half $5.99
Homemade Pimiento Cheese handcrafted... real cheese... real flavor... served with lettuce & tomato Whole $6.99 Half $4.99
eWarm & Wonderful Thingsf Chicken & Spinach Enchilada Pie
layers of chicken, tortillas & a creamy spinach sour cream sauce, topped with monterrey jack, make this an FAC favorite; served with a side salad & choice of dressing $7.29
FAC Chicken Pot Pie
one of our standing specialities: all-white chicken meat in a sour cream sauce with mixed vegetables & bits of mushroom; topped with a buttery biscuit topping; served with a side salad & choice of dressing $7.29
Beef Tamale Pie
lean ground beef seasoned with southwestern spices, mixed with green chilies & corn; toppped with a cornmeal crust & cheddar cheese... served with a side salad & choice of dressing... customers shout, “Muy Delicioso!” $7.29
Chicken Tetrasagne
the comforting flavors of chicken tetrazzini made into the layers of lasagne: chicken, sweet bell pepper, fresh mushrooms, parmesan & cheddar cheeses nestled in lasagne noodles; served with a side salad & choice of dressing $7.99
eDesserts of the Dayf
our desserts are the perfect ending to your meal... see menu board or ask your server about the day’s desserts... Need a dessert, pie, cupcakes or cake for a special celebration? Give us a call the day before... we’ll prepare a sweet treat just for you!
Did you know Funky Art Cafe wants to celebrate your birthday? Have lunch with us the week of your birthday & receive a free dessert... turning another year older was never so sweet!
Funky Art Waist Whittler Menu This menu is offered with accurate points information applicable to a nationally recognized weight management program. These are the only menu items for which this information can be supplied. Enjoy!
eWhittler Beginningf Creamy Vegetable Dip
made with smooth cottage cheese & diced fresh vegetables; served with baked tortilla chips... very light in more ways than one! (5 pts) $4.99
eWhittler Salads, Wraps, Etc.f Black Bean Corn Cake with Cilantro Lime Cream
a savory cake filled with black beans, corn, cheddar cheese & a hint of chipotle; topped with a cilantro lime sauce; served with a side salad & fat-free herbed dressing (8 pts) $6.99
Avocado, Spinach & Feta Wrap
a whole wheat wrap filled with avocado, spinach, shredded zucchini & feta cheese; lightly dressed with a balsamic vinaigrette & sided with fresh fruit (5 pts) $6.99
Curried Chicken Salad Sandwich
all-white chicken meat tossed with apple, pear, raisins & celery; served on whole wheat bread & sided with fresh fruit (8pts) $7.29
Greek Salad with Chicken
black olives, tomatoes, cucumber, red onion & mixed greens are crowned with a sliced chicken breast & sided with a feta dressing (8 pts) $7.29
eSweet Treatsf
Buttermilk Basil Sorbet back by request, this sorbet is deliciously interesting & good for you too (3 pts)
Deep Chocolate Mousse
$2.99
chocolate without the guilt... a delicious way to end your meal (4 pts) $2.99 more info this way aaaaaaa
To better serve you, no separate checks for parties of 8 or more. An 18% gratuity will automatically be included on these checks. Extra plate charge: 75 cents
Cafe Reservations & Rental **Reservations for lunch can be made. Due to the seating capacity of the Cafe, reservations can be held for only 15 minutes past the requested time. After that time, the reservation must be released, no exceptions. Therefore, we ask those making reservations to plan their dayaccordingly to allow for prompt arrival. **For groups over 15, we suggest reservations in advance as soon as possible & pre-ordering 2 days prior. Since many of our guests are visitors to the area, pre-ordering allows the Cafe to serve guests quickly, allowing guests time to relax their dining experience with us & to enjoy Downtown Brenham. Custom off-menu meals can be created for your group. Please contact the Cafe through the website: funkyartcafe.com. **The Cafe can be rented for private after-hour events for a minimum of 25, & no more than 50 guests, with the Cafe preparing the food. For more information, please see the website: funkyartcafe.com. Click on the Cafe Rental tab.
On its Way: Wine & Beer List Funky Art Cafe will be serving great wines & beers to be enjoyed with your meal... Look for our list soon...
Thank you for choosing Funky Art Cafe as your dining destination. We hope to see you again soon. Let Funky Art Cafe & Catering / Adams 205 help with your next special event.. contact us at 979.836.5220 and, as always...
Keep Brenham Funky