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... where good, fun food is always evolving
Serving Lunch: m-F 11-2 Sa 11-3
for To-Go Orders*
Call 979.836.5220
* to better serve you, please place order 20 minutes prior to pick-up. For orders of 5 or more items, please allow additional time.
Funky Art Cafe & Catering
202 West Commerce Street
Downtown Brenham
979.836.5220
This menu is good November 1, 2012 thru February 28, 2013
eSoupf
Handcrafted soups are served with gluten-free multi-grain crackers or appropriate chips
Cup $3.99
Bowl $5.49
Make soup a complete meal... add fresh fruit, side of the day or a side salad
$2.29
eFunky Beginningsf Double Cheese Pesto Dip with Chicken
cream & parmesan cheeses, green onion, pesto, & chicken come together to make one of the most irresistable dips; served warm with tortilla chips $4.99
eSaladsf
All salads are served with appropriate crackers or chips & a mini cookie Dressing Choices: House Pesto, Maple Balsamic, NEW: Sriracha Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Raspberry Vinaigrette, Country Fresh Buttermilk, & Fat-Free Herb eExtra dressing charge: 50 centsf
Flenniken’s Creation
mixed greens ringed with mandarin oranges, topped with bleu cheese, pecans & chicken salad; sided with choice of dressing & you’ve got something delicious... you be the judge $7.99 without chicken salad (vegetarian) $6.49 with a roasted chicken breast instead of chicken salad $8.99
Sound of Music Salad II
two warm goat cheese cakes are served on atop a mountain of fresh spinach, dried cranberries, purple onion & toasted pecans; dressed with Black Forest maple dressing... your tastebuds’ll be alive with the taste of this one ... $9.99 *a roasted chicken breast can be added for an additional $2.49
First Lady’s Choice
FAC pesto chicken salad is served in an avocado half on mixed greens; sided with additional pesto dressing & fresh fruit... First Lady Barbara Bush thought this was a noteworthy choice while dining with us... $8.99
F.A .C . F amous Grilled Salmon
our signature dish... salmon grilled our way, served on mixed greens with fresh cucumber slices, topped with maple-soy lacquer & sided with dill-sour cream sauce $10.99
Spectacular Fall Salad
a melange of red onion, radish, cherub tomato, beet, a trio of beans, & dried cranberries is dressed with a classic vinaigrette & served on a bed of mixed greens, topped with sunflower seeds & feta cheese.... spectacularly delicious! $7.99 *a roasted chicken breast can be added for an additional $2.49
THE MATAMOROS
mixed greens are topped with cotija cheese, avocado slices, crushed tortilla chips, & roasted pumpkin seeds; served with creamy green chili-cojito dressing $7.99 *a roasted chicken breast can be added for an additional $2.49
Chicken Salad with Fresh Fruit
our specialty: homemade all-white meat chicken salad mixed with a sprinkling of pecans & green onions; served on mixed greens; sided with fresh fruit & dressing choice... $7.49
Katmandu
chilled curried couscous is served over mixed greens & topped with a roasted chicken breast, toasted almonds, golden raisins, & shredded coconut; sided with chutney vinaigrette... hail a tuk tuk & take a lunchtime travel break $7.99
eSandwiches & Wrapsf
served with side of the day, fresh fruit or kettle-style potato chips... choice of sandwich bread: wheatberry or white, unless otherwise specified; a honey whole wheat tortilla is used for wraps New Mexican Pumpkin Burger a different kind of “burger”: pumpkin, wild rice, corn, jalapeno, cilantro & jack cheese; served on a whole wheat bun with chipotle sour cream spread, avocado, lettuce & tomato... scrumptious & good for you... $7.99
Good Ol’ Reuben
a traditional Reuben, made with lean corned beef, swiss, fresh sauerkraut with 1000 island on rye bread; served with a kosher pickle spear, on the side, of course... $7.99 Every Day’s a Holiday ginger’d cranberry apple compote, mayo, turkey, swiss & lettuce swaddled in a honey wheat wrap makes lunch a celebration... everyday! $7.99
Stroganoff-style Beef
a warm open-face sandwich served on crusty garlic bread... tomato slices are topped with thinly sliced roast beef, stroganoff sauce & finished with cheddar cheese 7.99
Portabella Sandwich II
roasted baby ‘bella slices & melted provolone cheese served on ciabatta bread, dressed with roasted red pepper mayo & pesto... a new twist on an FAC favorite $7.99
FAC Grown-Up Grilled Cheese
jack, parmesan & cream cheeses are mixed with artichokes, green onion & herbs... wonderful, rich flavors in one of the most beloved comfort foods... $7.49
Betcha’ ll Love This Wrap
strips of bacon, slices of avocado, lettuce, fresh tomato & swiss cheese are dressed with FAC Spicy Ranch Dressing in a honey wheat wrap... a BLT like no other... $7.99
island getaway
a honey wheat wrap is filled with lean ham, jack cheese, spinach, red onion & crushed pineapple; all is dressed with bacon chipotle mayo... take a taste-tour of the tropics $7.99
get buffalo’d
chicken simmered in buffalo sauce, served warm in a honey hoagie bun... topped with crisp lettuce & cool ranch dressing... great taste, no foolin’ ... $7.99
eHalfsies & Wholesiesf Chicken Salad
one of our specialities... served with lettuce & tomato, dressed with mayo... Whole $7.99 Half $5.99
Homemade Pimiento Cheese
handcrafted... real cheese... real flavor... served with lettuce & tomato Whole $6.99 Half $4.99
eWarm & Wonderful Thingsf Marbella Pork
lean pork simmered in a complex sauce made with dried fruit, wine & herbs; served over white rice; sided with a side salad & choice of dressing $7.99
Chicken & Spinach Enchilada Pie
layers of chicken, tortillas & a creamy spinach sour cream sauce, topped with monterrey jack, make this an FAC favorite; served with a side salad & choice of dressing $7.49
Belgian Stew
a hearty stew of tender beef in a wonderful slow-simmered beer-based stock, served over egg noodles; presented with a side salad, choice of dressing & crusty bread $7.99
Shrimp & Double Cheese Garlic Grits
get the South in your mouth, ya’ll... even those who “hate” grits love this... grits are made with cream & cheddar cheeses, garlic, & spiked with shrimp; served with a side salad $8.49
Mediterranean Lasagne
a different twist on a favorite: lasagne noodles are layered with hearty Tuscan sauce, ricotta, feta, mozzerella & parmesan cheeses, roasted red bell peppers, black olives, fresh mushrooms, & artichoke hearts; served with a side salad & choice of dressing $8.49
King’s Chicken
chicken, peas & carrots simmered in a sherried cream sauce, served over white rice; served with a side salad & choice of dressing... fit for royalty $7.99
eDesserts of the Dayf
our desserts are the perfect ending to your meal... see menu board or ask your server about the day’s desserts... Need a dessert, pie, cupcakes or cake for a special celebration? Give us a call the day before... we’ll prepare a sweet treat just for you!
Did you know Funky Art Cafe wants to celebrate your birthday?
Have lunch with us the week of your birthday & receive a free dessert... don’t forget to bring your I.D for date verification... limit one dessert per birthday per year, please... turning another year older was never so sweet!
Funky Art Waist Whittler Menu
This menu is offered with accurate points information applicable to a nationally recognized weight management program. These are the only menu items for which this information can be supplied. Enjoy!
eWhittler Beginningf
Warm Artichoke Spinach Parmesan Dip made with artichoke hearts, spinach, cream, parmesan & mozzerella cheeses, & seasonings, this tastes like a million; served with fresh baby carrots (4 pts) $4.99
eWhittler Salads, Wraps, Etc.f Hearty Bean & Corn Chili
kidney beans & corn are simmered in a rich southwest-seasoned green chili/ tomato sauce; served with a side salad & fat-free herbed dressing & 2 corn tortillas (7 pts) $7.29 Chicken Mango Wrap
a whole wheat wrap filled with seasoned chicken, red cabbage, & a zesty tomato mango salsa; sided with fresh fruit (6 pts) $7.29
Philly Cheese Sandwich
a warm open-faced sandwich served on french bread... thinly sliced roast beef & swiss cheese is topped with sauteed onion & green peppers; sided with fresh fruit (7pts) $7.49
Roasted Vegetable Cheese Pie
roasted seasonal vegetables are tossed with fresh tomato, kalamata olives, & jack cheese & baked on a parmesan’d rice crust; served with a side salad & fat-free dressing (5 pts) $7.49 Blackened Baby Bella Mushroom Salad mixed greens & cannellini beans are topped with roasted Cajun-seasoned baby bella slices, slivered red onion, tomato & a bit of bleu cheese; sided with additional dressing (5pts) $7.29
eSweet Treatf
Black-Bottom Cheesecake Cup
a layered treat with a rich chocolate bottom layer topped with a cream cheese layer & finished with chocolate chips & almonds (6pts) $2.99 To better serve you, no separate checks for parties of 6 or more. An 18% gratuity will automatically be included to these checks. Extra plate charge: 75 cents Would you like to enjoy a specialty beverage before, with or after your meal? Your server will be happy to order your drink from Wired & Inspired Coffee Bar & serve you at your table... more drink info this way aaaa
Wired & Inspired Coffee Bar Offerings Hot
Cocoas
There’s not a better hot cocoa anywhere... made with steamed milk, ground sweet chocolate, & topped with whipped cream. Try one of these delicious variations for a twist on a favorite comfort...
Classic Cocoa (made with Ghirardelli Ground Sweet Chocolate) North Pole (W&I Classic Cocoa with cool Peppermint) Peanut Butter Cup (W&I Classic Cocoa with real Peanut Butter) Candied Cocoa (W&I Classic Cocoa with Caramel & Hazelnut) Great Balls of Fire (W&I Classic Cocoa with a dash of Cayenne)
Available in two sizes: 12 oz. $2.50
16 oz. $3.25
Specialty Italian Sodas sparkling... refreshing... flavorful...
Pink Flamingo strawberry / apple / lemon / banana Strawberry Lime Twist Raspberry Daisy raspberry & lemon Strawberry Daisy strawberry & lemon Very Berry raspberry & blackberry
Italian Sodas can be made using only one flavor also (strawberry, cherry, lemon, etc.)
$3.00
Dreamsicle
Specialty Italian Cream Sodas Strawberries & Cream
Key Lime Pie Vanilla Cream
Cream can be added to any Italian Soda whereby making it an Italian Cream Soda
$3.25
Thank you for choosing Funky Art Cafe as your dining destination. We hope to see you again soon. Let Funky Art Cafe & Catering / Adams 205 help with your next special event... contact us at 979.836.5220 and, as always... Keep Brenham Funky
Cafe Reservations & Rental **Reservations for lunch can be made. Due to the seating capacity of the Cafe, reservations can be held for only 15 minutes past the requested time. After that time, the reservation must be released, no exceptions. Therefore, we ask those making reservations plan their day accordingly to allow for prompt arrival. **For groups over 15, we suggest reservations in advance as soon as possible & pre-ordering 2 days prior. Since many of our guests are visitors to the area, pre-ordering allows the Cafe to serve guests quickly, giving guests time to relax & enjoy their dining experience with us & to enjoy Downtown Brenham. Custom off-menu meals can be created for your group. Please contact the Cafe through the website: funkyartcafe.com. **The Cafe can be rented for private after-hour events for a minimum of 25, & no more than 50 guests, with the Cafe preparing the food. For more information, please see the website: funkyartcafe.com. Click on the Cafe Rental tab.