NEW THIS MENU
CODING ON VARIOUS MENU ITEMS TO HELP GUESTS MAKE DINING CHOICES: GF=gluten free VEGN=vegan VEGT=vegetarian WW=Waist Whittler
Soup handcrafted soups are served with gluten-free multi-grain crackers or appropriate chips Cup $4.49 Bowl $5.99 *** to make soup a complete meal, add fresh fruit, side of the day, or a side salad for an additional $2.49 *** to substitute a cup of soup for the side with a sandwich, add an additional $2.49
Funky Beginnings CHIPOTLE CORN DIP
corn, mild green chilies, bits of tomato, & green onion are mixed with cheddar & jack cheeses & served warm with choice of tortilla chips or vegetable crudité GF $4.99
Salads all salads are served with appropriate crackers or chips & a mini cookie Dressing Choices: House Pesto, FAC Maple Balsamic, Bleu Cheese, Raspberry Vinaigrette, Country Fresh Buttermilk, Fat-Free Herb; NEW: Creamy Garlic Caesar & Sriracha Ranch
Extra dressing charge: 50 cents
THE ORIGINAL CORNUCOPIA
red quinoa, dried cranberries, green onions, & diced dried apricots are tossed & dressed with lemon cumin vinaigrette, topped with toasted almonds & avocado pieces; served on a bed of mixed greens… plenty of flavors GF/VEGN/VGT $8.49 *add roasted chicken breast for add’l $2.99, small salmon portion for add’l $5.29, or large salmon portion for add’l $8.99
FLENNIKEN’S CREATION
mixed greens ringed with mandarin oranges, topped with chicken salad, bleu cheese, & pecans; side with choice of dressing & you’ve got something delicious… GF $8.99 without chicken salad GF/VEGT $6.99 with roasted chicken breast instead of chicken salad GF $9.99
F.A.C. FAMOUS GRILLED SALMON
our signature dish... salmon grilled our way, finished with maple-soy lacquer, served on mixed greens with fresh cucumber slices, & sided with dill-sour cream sauce GF $12.99
KALE CAESAR!
a twist on a lunchtime favorite: fresh chopped kale is tossed in FAC garlic Caesar dressing, topped with shredded parmesan cheese & fried chickpeas & sided with additional dressing… a great choice even on the Ides of March... GF/VEGT $7.99 *add roasted chicken breast for add’l $2.99, small salmon portion for add’l $5.29, or large salmon portion for add’l $8.99
FIRST LADY’S COUSIN
a close relative of former First Lady Barbara Bush’s FAC menu choice: an avocado half filled with lemon tarragon chicken salad; presented on mixed greens, sided with fresh fruit & choice of dressing GF $9.99
PEKING SALAD
mixed greens are ringed with mandarin oranges, topped with Asian slaw that’s slightly dressed with sesame dressing & crowned with roasted chicken breast; finished with wonton strips & sided with additional sesame dressing… $8.99
PEACHES IN PIG SPINACH SALAD
baby spinach topped with oven-roasted bacon-wrapped peach slices, red onion slivers, toasted pecans, egg slices, & feta cheese; presented with green onion vinaigrette GF $8.99 *add roasted chicken breast for add’l $2.99, small salmon portion for add’l $5.29, or large salmon portion for add’l $8.99
FAC CHICKEN SALAD WITH FRUIT our specialty: homemade all-white meat chicken salad mixed with a sprinkling of pecans, green onions, & mayo; served on mixed greens & sided with fresh fruit & dressing choice GF $8.99
NOT YOUR USUAL CRAB CAKE SALAD
fresh spinach is topped with FAC sweet n’ sour remoulade slaw (cabbage, carrots, peach bits, & corn; dressed with creamy kicked-up lemon dressing) & crowned with two crab cakes… a delicious departure from usual crab cake fare… real crab here, no imitation $10.99
SOUND OF MUSIC II
two warm goat cheese cakes are served atop a mountain of fresh spinach with dried cranberries, purple onion, & toasted pecans; dressed with Black Forest maple dressing... your tastebuds’ll be alive with the taste of this one ... VEGT $9.99 *add roasted chicken breast for add’l $2.99, small salmon portion for add’l $5.29, or large salmon portion for add’l $8.99
SPRINGTIME TUNA SALAD
water-packed tuna is tossed with shredded carrot, lemon zest, & shallot; lightly dressed with mayonnaise, served on mixed greens, & sided with lemon vinaigrette WW (8pts) $7.99
CHILEAN TABBOULEH
red quinoa is tossed with fresh cilantro, garlic, corn, red onion, cucumber, & bits of tomato & dressed with lemon vinaigrette; served in an avocado half on mixed greens GF/VEGT/VEGN $9.99 *add roasted chicken breast for add’l $2.99, small salmon portion for add’l $5.29, or large salmon portion for add’l $8.99
Sandwiches & Wraps all sandwiches are served with side of the day, fresh fruit or kettle-style potato chips... choice of sandwich bread: wheatberry or white, unless otherwise specified; a honey whole wheat tortilla is used for wraps
OLD SOUTH HAM & CHEESE WRAP
A honey wheat wrap is filled with FAC from-scratch pimiento cheese, lean ham, dijon mayonnaise, lettuce & tomato… Puts the South right in your mouth $8.99
BACON CHEESE BIRD BURGER WITH A TWIST
made with all-natural ground turkey, spinach, onion, dried cherries, & brown rice, this burger is served on a whole wheat bun, dressed with green chili mayo & topped with bacon, avocado, French-fried onions, & jack cheese… your tastebuds will soar! $8.99
BETCH’LL LOVE THIS WRAP
strips of Bacon, slices of avocado, Lettuce, fresh Tomato & swiss cheese are dressed with FAC Southwest Ranch Dressing in a honey wheat wrap... a BLT like no other... $8.99
GOOD OL’ REUBEN
a traditional Reuben, made with true deli corned beef, swiss, & fresh sauerkraut, with 1000 island dressing on rye bread; served with a kosher pickle spear, on the side, of course $8.99
SPRINGTIME TURKEY WRAP
our turkey wrap celebrates spring & summer: handcrafted FAC lavender peach salsa, mayo, turkey, swiss, & lettuce are swaddled in a honey wheat wrap... $8.99
NEW MEXICAN PUMPKIN BURGER a different kind of “burger”: pumpkin, wild rice, corn, jalapeno, cilantro, & jack cheese; served on a whole wheat bun with chipotle sour cream spread, avocado, lettuce & tomato... scrumptious & good for you... VEGT $8.99
GROWN UP GRILLED CHEESE
the GGC goes to Italy this menu: smooth cream cheese is blended with pesto, sundried tomato, & shredded mozzarella cheese… Ciaco, baby! VEGT $8.49 *for the ultimate grilled cheese experience, add bacon for an additional $1.99
POMPEII WRAP
fresh cucumber, tomato, mild peperoncini peppers, kalamata olives, red onion, lettuce & feta cheese are dressed with herbed Greek yogurt dressing & swaddled in a honey wheat wrap… manna of the gods…. VEGT $8.99
ALL IT’S STACKED UP TO BE a Club stack: turkey, ham, bacon, swiss & cheddar cheese, avocado, lettuce & tomato (whew!); dressed with a seasoned cream cheese/green onion spread… a stack of goodness $9.99
SPRINGTIME QUEEN’S LUNCH an open-faced sandwich: creamy curried chicken salad is served atop fresh-baked banana nut bread & is finished with mango chutney coulis & toasted almonds… still tiara-worthy $8.99
THE CHA CHA CHA
this Cuban sandwich stays in popular demand: a bollillo filled with ham, roasted pork, swiss cheese, bread & butter pickles is dressed with mustard & grilled… order the Cha Cha Cha & let the flavors dance on your tastebuds $8.99
NOT EGGS-ACTLY THE USUAL EGG SALAD WRAP
chopped egg & shredded carrot are tossed with basil lemon vinaigrette, then rolled with fresh spinach, slivered red onion, & kalamata olive slices in a honey wheat wrap… the mayo won’t be missed VEGN/VEGT $8.99
OLD NEIGHBORHOOD ROAST BEEF
roast beef is slow-simmered with Italian herbs then shredded & served on a crusty roll, topped with roasted sweet pickled peppers… the best of all worlds $9.99
THE NEOPOLITAN
a honey wheat wrap is spread with herbed mayonnaise then filled with roasted seasonal vegetables & mozzarella cheese… VEGT $7.99
Halfsies & Wholesies FAC CHICKEN SALAD one of our specialties: diced breast meat tossed with green onion, celery, & a smattering of pecans & lightly dressed with mayo… served on bread of choice with lettuce & tomato & additional mayo… Whole $8.99 Half $6.49
HOMEMADE PIMIENTO CHEESE
handcrafted... real cheese... real flavor... made with green onion, diced pimientos, & lightly dressed with mayo… served on bread of choice with lettuce & tomato & additional mayo… VEGT Whole $7.99 Half $5.49
Warm & Wonderful Things ZUCCHINI LASAGNE roasted seasonal vegetables layered with zucchini lasagna ‘noodles’, ricotta, parmesan, & mozzarella cheeses, & marinara sauce; served with fresh fruit & a side salad with choice of dressing GF/VEGT $9.99
CHICKEN & SPINACH ENCHILADA PIE
layers of chicken, tortillas, & creamy spinach sour cream sauce, topped with monterrey jack, make this an FAC favorite; served with a side salad & choice of dressing GF $8.99
BAYOU SHRIMP & GRITS
rich cheese grits & tender shrimp are topped with cheddar cheese & served with a side salad… even ‘grits-haters’ love these: one bite & you’ll be converted GF $9.99
MOROCCAN MEATLOAF
this meatloaf boasts lean ground beef & pork with Middle Eastern flavors; served on a bed of couscous & finished with tomato chutney; side salad with choice of dressing included… this meatloaf is sure to make your belly dance! $9.99
FRENCH BISTRO QUICHE
goat cheese, bacon, green onion, & dried figs are baked in a creamy custard; served with seasonal fresh fruit… c’est manifique! $9.99
CHICKEN ARTICHOKE POT PIE
diced chicken breast & artichoke hearts are bathed in a rich parmesan sauce & topped with a buttermilk biscuit crust; served with side salad & dressing of choice $8.99
YUCATAN FISH TACOS
two grilled white fish tacos are served in corn tortillas with shredded lettuce, pineapple salsa & finished with chipotle crema…served with fresh fruit & black beans $9.99
CUBAN CASSEROLE
chorizo, black beans, rice, & ham are simmered together then topped with panko & Swiss cheese… served with a side salad & a pickle spear $8.99
Farm To Fork THAI CHICKEN LETTUCE WRAPS
ground chicken cooked with cilantro, soy sauce, garlic, & a pinch of red pepper flakes is presented with crisp lettuce leaves, fresh fruit & sesame ginger dipping sauce $12.99
FARM TO FORK CHEF’S CHOICE ENTRÉE
an entrée made with seasonal produce & locally produced meat
$13.99
FARM TO FORK SOUP DU JOUR
soups are made with seasonal local produce & locally produce meats Cup $5.49 Bowl $6.49
Specialty Italian Sodas Italian Sodas can be made using a single flavor also (strawberry, cherry, lemon, etc.) Pink Flamingo strawberry/apple/lemon/banana Strawberry Lime Twist Very Berry raspberry/blackberry Raspberry Daisy raspberry/lemon Strawberry Daisy strawberry/lemon Create an Italian Cream Soda by requesting cream to be added to an Italian Soda
Italian Soda
$3.25
$3.50
Other Beverages Fresh-squeezed Lemonade Coke Sparkling San Pellagrino
Italian Cream Soda
Diet Coke Sprite Dr. Pepper Diet Dr. Pepper Fresh-brewed Iced Tea, regular & flavored
From the Coffee Bar all drinks using milk can be made with half n’ half, skim milk, soy milk, or almond milk. There is an additional $ .75 charge for soy & almond milk
Espresso
Single $1.75
Double $2.25
Cappuccino Single $2.75 Flavored Cappuccino Single $3.25
Double $3.75 Double $4.25
Latte Single $3.50 Mocha/Flavored Latte Single $3.95
Double $5.00 Double $5.50
Mocha Frappe Freeze 16 oz. $4.00 Coffee Toffee Freeze 16 oz. $4.50
20 oz. 20 oz.
$4.50 $5.00
a mocha frappe freeze with pieces of crushed chocolate-covered toffee added
Beer Offerings $3.50 per bottle
Shock Top Pedernales Robert Earl Keen Karbach Hopadillo St. Arnold’s Lawnmower Karbach Love Street Paulaner Hefeweizen Bud Light $3.25 per bottle
Wine Offerings FAC House Wines (California) Cabernet Sauvignon Chardonnay Pinot Grigio by the glass... $6 by the bottle… $20 Sauvignon Blanc (Drylands; California) $9 glass / $30 btl Blended Red (Saved; California) $8.50 glass / $25 btl Chardonnay (Francisan; California) $7.50 glass / $20 btl
Texas Wines Varietal Red Blend (GSM;Messina Hof Winery) Tempranillo (Saddlehorn Winery) Cabernet Sauvignon (Iconocast; Becker Vineyards) Vermentino (Duchman; 100% Texas grapes) Rose (Messina Hof /Becker Vineyards)
$25 btl $20 btl $20 btl $8.50 glass / $25 btl $8.50 glass / $25 btl
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Other Adult Beverages Grown-up Lemonade
$6
(lemonade + wine spirits)
Fizzy Blonde $6 (lemonade + champagne) Mimosa $6 (orange juice + champagne) Red Lotus $6 (cran-raspberry juice + champagne) Bucket of Bubbles $11 (carafe of juice + champagne split; serves 2-3 ) Boatload of Bubbles $30 (carafe of juice + bottle of champagne; serves 6-8)
Cafe Reservations Reservations for lunch can be made for parties of 8 or less. Due to the limited seating capacity of the Cafe, reservations cannot be taken for larger parties. Reservations can only be held for 15 minutes past the requested time. After that time, the reservation will be released. NO EXCEPTIONS. Incomplete parties cannot hold the table past the 15 minute allotted window for a reservation. Therefore, we ask those making reservations to plan their day accordingly to allow for prompt arrival at the Cafe. Reservation time can be changed up until the Café opening for business the day of the reservation, but not after the Café has opened.
To better serve you & other guests, no separate checks for parties of 6 or more. An 18% gratuity will automatically be added to these checks. **Extra plate charge: 75 cents** Thank you for choosing Funky Art Cafe as your dining destination. We hope to see you again soon. Let Funky Art Cafe & Catering / Adams 205 cater your next special event. Contact us at 979.836.5220 or through our website at funkyartcafe.com and, as always...
Keep Brenham Funky
This menu is good thru August 31st, 2016