Coast Weekend May 18, 2017 by Our Coast

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Distinguished artists offer summer classes in Gearhart

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“Big Red,” a painting by Christos Koutsouras.

ANNUAL COLLEGE ART SHOW OPENS MAY 18 ASTORIA — Clatsop Community College’s 2017 annual Art Student Show — a juried event showcasing the talent and creativity of the college’s art students — will be on display in the Royal Nebeker Gallery from Thursday, May 18, through Friday, June 2. An opening reception honoring the student artists will be held 6 to 8 p.m. Thursday, May 18. Award winners will be announced and cash prizes will be given. The Art Student Show features a range of disciplines, including graphic arts, basic design, drawing, painting, ceramics, photography and printmaking. Community college students currently enrolled, or who have been enrolled in art courses this academic year as well as the previous year, are invited to submit up to three pieces of work from each art course they have taken in this time frame. Teri Sund, owner and director of Imogen Gallery in Astoria, and Christos Koutsouras, an international artist originally from Greece and

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Christos Koutsouras, left, a renowned artist, and Teri Sund, a local gallery owner, are co-jurying this year’s exhibit.

currently based in Astoria, will be co-jurying this year’s exhibit. They will give a talk at the reception. The Royal Nebeker Gallery (1799 Lexington Ave.) is open 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday through Friday, and on weekends by appointment. To learn more about the Royal Nebeker Gallery, visit www.clatsopcc.edu/ community/ccc-royal-nebeker-art-gallery, or contact Kristin Shauck at kshauck@ clatsopcc.edu.

GEARHART — The Trail’s End Art Association is organizing two summer classes taught by esteemed artists, Michael Schlicting and Judy Morris. Each class, limited to 12 participants, will be held at the association’s studio (656 A St.). They are designed for intermediate to advanced artists, who are expected to bring their own supplies. Schlicting will offer a three-day workshop on painting with acrylics June, 19, 20 and 21. Art association members pay $300, nonmembers $375. For information about Schlicting’s work and Neskowin gallery, visit www. michaelschlicting.com. Morris, who hosts workshops internationally, will offer a four-day watercolor class July 24 through 27. The price is $400 for members, $500 for nonmembers. For examples of Morris’ work and a schedule of her events, visit her website at www.judymorris-art.com

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“Balloon Lady” by Judy Morris

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“Winter Flock” by Michael Schlicting

Students can register on the association’s website, trailsendart.org. Anyone

Floating movie set to dock in Astoria ASTORIA — The Lady Washington, a “tall ship” that has made appearances in the “Pirates of the Caribbean” and “Star Trek” films, will dock at the Port of Astoria from June 7 through 9 during the town’s Goonies festivities. Walk-on tours will be offered for a $5 donation all three days, starting at different times but ending at 5 p.m. Evening sails will take place 6 p.m. June 7 and 9 for $42$49.

Normally ported in Grays Harbor, Washington, the ship is making a tour of three Oregon Coast towns, hitting Newport and Coos Bay in late May before reaching Astoria next month. In Newport and Coos Bay — but not in Astoria — the Lady Washington will be seen with the Hawaiian Chieftain, another tall ship that has appeared in big-budget entertainment. The ships are detailed replicas of 19th century trading vessels.

who does not wish to register online using PayPal can send a check for $100, made

out to Trails End Art Association, to reserve a spot in the workshop. They must include a letter indicating which workshop they prefer, along with contact information. Send mail to Trail’s End Art Association at 656 A St., Gearhart, Ore., 97138. Send questions to janem270@ gmail.com.

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“In all three spots, they will offer walk-on tours, sailing excursions, educational programs about maritime life nearly 200 years ago and even sea shanties. There will even be battle cruises with simulation battles,” Oregon Coast Beach Connection staff wrote.

For Newport and Astoria visits, a ticket is required for all passengers, including “babes in arms,” organizers said. Children 12 and younger must be accompanied by an adult. For tickets, visit historicalseaport.org/public-tourssails/sailing-schedule/, or call 1-800-200-5239.

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Registration opens for land trust’s On the Land outings The North Coast Land Conservancy is offering free guided outings this summer at sites from Warrenton to Neskowin. The excursions highlight conservancy properties the public does not normally get to see, and adjacent lands with the kinds of natural habitats the organization seeks to protect. The outings will include a botanist-led walk on Mystery Peak in the proposed Rainforest Reserve; a cross-country trek to a grove of ancient cedars; a “plein air” drawing workshop at Circle Creek Conservation Center; and

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Naturalist Mike Patterson discusses the natural history of Ariolimax columbianus with participants in an “On the Land” outing.

lessons in smartphone nature photography from Neal Maine, a Gearhart naturalist. The outings are free, but groups are kept small;

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Land conservancy seeks kayakers for new citizen science project SEASIDE — Experienced kayakers interested in helping two local environmental groups eliminate “policeman’s helmet,” an invasive weed, can attend a training session 1 to 5 p.m. Saturday, May 20, in Seaside. The North Coast Land Conservancy and the Necanicum Watershed Council have begun a “three-year project to aggressively seek out and destroy policeman’s helmet,” the land conservancy said in a release. Within the last four years, the plant has spread throughout the Necanicum watershed. Enlisted kayakers will adopt stretches of the Necanicum

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A stand of policeman’s helmet (Impatiens glandulifera).

River and survey it this spring, looking for the plant, which tends to grow on or near riverbanks, according to the land conservancy. Participants at the training

will learn how to spot the plant, how the weed is affecting the Necanicum watershed, and how to use free apps to map the weed along the river. The kayakers — who must have their own boat, paddling gear and smartphone — will become responsible for surveying a section of the river and must be able to do so by June 15, or before decreasing water levels impede paddling. The recruits will receive a waterproof mobile phone case, which will keep their smartphone dry during the survey. For more information, visit NCLCtrust.org/citizen-science-kayakers.

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Sixth annual event celebrates fiction and those who love it By BRENNA VISSER

uthor Molly Gloss says that much of her writing is inspired by what does not exist. In her case, the story she seeks to tell is one of pioneer women of the American West, a genre best known for cowboys, gun fights and the eternal romance of riding off into the sunset. “I have had a lifetime passion of reading Western fiction,” Gloss said. “But what I couldn’t find was the great Western novel with a woman at the center of it.” The fourth-generation Oregonian will be sharing her experience about those stories and how she arrived at them with four other bestselling authors at the sixth annual Get Lit on the Beach, May 19 through 21 in Cannon Beach. Organized by the Tolovana Arts Colony, Get Lit will include a series of presentations and networking opportunities from Lev Grossman, Karl Marlantes, James Owen and, the ‘Master of Ceremonies,’ Terry Brooks — authors whose genres cover history, Western, fantasy and speculative fiction, Tolovana Arts Colony Chair Watt Childress said. “People will have the opportunity to have a close relationship with these authors. It’s different than going to just a book signing,” Childress said. “You also have an opportunity to get those folks personally.”

Author Molly Gloss

Terry Brooks, an American author of epic fantasy novels who lives in Cannon Beach, will return as the “Master of Ceremonies” at Get Lit at the Beach.

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This will be Gloss’ first time at Get Lit. She is best known for her novels “The Jump-Off Creek,” “The Dazzle of Day,” “Wild Life,” “The Hearts of Horses” and “Falling From Horses.” Her work has earned several awards, including an Oregon Book Award and a Pacific Northwest Booksellers Award. Gloss always knew she wanted to be a writer, but didn’t take the serious plunge until she was in her 30s, after her son was born.

“Writing became the one place I could just be Molly instead of a mother and a wife,” Gloss said. A lot of Gloss’ inspiration comes from

digging into the past, whether that means reading memoirs of people in the West during the First World War, manuals on how to break horses from that era, or

even living on a ranch in Idaho by herself to fully understand the lifestyle. The old Western cowboy trope is often considered a relic of a bygone era. But Gloss said it is a theme that is becoming more and more culturally relevant. “The American cowboy hero has a lot of good qualities: He’s self-reliant and brave,” Gloss said. “But he also has a dark side, one fascinated with violence and guns, gangs and deadbeat fathers. The mythology of the West continues to shape American culture.” It’s a culture, she said, that is still shaping the United States’ current political climate, even the president himself. “(President Donald Trump) is not really trying to be a cowboy hero, but his role can be demonstrated as the swaggering sheriff who runs the town,” she said. In Gloss’ work, toughness and resiliency is not gendered, and the romance of open fields unfettered by fences is an all but universal love. By sharing more narratives about the women behind the scenes — women breaking in horses and keeping the lives of pioneers afloat — she said she hopes to nudge the narrative in a different direction.

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Widening that narrative is particularly significant in a time that some call a “post-truth era,” dominated by the discussion of alternative facts and fake news, Gloss said. “Fiction is where we can point to the truth,” she said. “Fiction is more significant than it ever has been. It’s where you get your sources of empathy, where you discover you have more in common with a character than you realize. It’s not about the facts then, it’s about how people live their lives, and discovering truth within that.” Full pass tickets are $85; the Friday evening reception is $30; and the Saturday night dinner and keynote speaker presentation is $70. Tickets may still be available on-site or at www.getlitatthebeach.com.

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IN THE COLUMBIA-PACIFIC REGION Thursday, May 18

Lindsie Feathers 9 p.m., Adrift Hotel, 409 Sid Snyder Drive, Long Beach, Wash., 360-6422311, no cover. Lindsie Feathers brings a mixture of delta country, rock-n-roll and powerful vocals.

Basin Street NW 6:30 p.m., Bridgewater Bistro, 20 Basin St., Astoria, 503-325-6777, no cover. Dave Drury on guitar, Todd Pederson on bass and friends perform mainstream jazz classics.

Sunday, May 21

Bruce Smith & Guest 6:30 p.m., Pioneer Tavern, 102 Pioneer Road, Longbeach, Wash., 360-6422302, no cover. An evening soiree of music and blues with Bruce Smith, featuring Richard Thomasian.

Red Beans & Rice 11:30 a.m., Bridgewater Bistro, 20 Basin St., Astoria, 503-325-6777, no cover. The musical duo of Ted Brainard and John Orr offers a tasty sampling of southern blues, swing and Tin Pan Alley tunes from the 20s and 40s.

Senior Center Jam 6:30 p.m., Astoria Senior Center, 1111 Exchange St., Astoria, 503-468-0390, free. The Astoria Senior Center offers string band, bluegrass and country. Floating Glass Balls 7 p.m., Bill’s Tavern, 188 Hemlock St., Cannon Beach, 503-436-2202, no cover. The Floating Glass Balls plays bluegrass, Caribbean, folk, swing and country.

Friday, May 19 Richard Kelly 5:30 p.m., The Cove, 9604 Hwy. 103, Long Beach, Wash., 360-642-2828. Richard Kelly is at the piano bar taking requests. Maggie & the Cats 6 p.m., Sweet Basil’s Café, 271 Hemlock St., Cannon Beach, 503-4361539, no cover, 21 +. Maggie & the Cats play world-class blues music, Creole, jazz, funk, rhythm-n-blues and soul. Thistle & Rose 6 p.m., Seasons Café, 255 Hemlock St., Cannon Beach, 503-436-1159. Thistle and Rose perform original tunes, folk and Americana music from the 70s and 80s. Tom Trudell 6 p.m., Shelburne Inn Restaurant, 4415 Pacific Way, Seaview, Wash., 360642-4150, no cover. Tom Trudell plays jazz piano favorites, classical jazz tunes and original compositions.

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8 p.m. Friday May 19, Adrift Hotel, 409 Sid Snyder Drive, Long Beach, Wash., 360-642-2311, no cover. Lorain (formerly Grand Lake Islands) is the recording, performing and head-clearing project of Erik Emanuelson, Bob Reynolds, Joseph Anderson and Robin Bacior playing woozy American music. Wes Wahrmund 6 p.m., The Bistro, 263 Hemlock St., Cannon Beach, 503-436-2661. Wes Wahrmund’s classical guitar skills amaze with light jazz and original tunes. David Drury 6:30 p.m., Bridgewater Bistro, 20 Basin St., Astoria, 503-325-6777, no cover. Guitarist David Drury plays contemporary, classic and traditional jazz standards. Howly Slim 7 p.m., WineKraft, 80 10th St., Astoria, 503-468-0206, no cover, 21 +. Songwriter Howly Slim sings bluesy folk music on acoustic guitar. Open Mic & Jam 7 p.m., Pacific Pearl Bistro, 111 Broadway, Seaside. All styles welcome to jam, hosted by the Tim Kelly Blues Band. “Suite Celebration” 7 p.m., Performing Arts Center, 588 16th St., Astoria, $5 to $15, all ages. North Oregon Coast Symphony features an assortment of orchestral suites in the “Suite Celebration” concert.

Tony Smiley 7 p.m., McMenamins Sand Trap, 1157 Marion Ave., Gearhart, 503-7178150, no cover. Tony Smiley plays an electro-acoustic mix of rock, hip-hop, reggae, tribal fusion and 80s music, adding Mongolian throat singing and beat-boxing. Britnee Kellogg 8 p.m., Big O Saloon, 89523 Hwy. 202, Astoria, 503-325-8270, no cover, 21 +. Singer songwriter Britnee Kellogg and her band showcase a rich and edgy sound to classic country playing original music and covers. Lorain 8 p.m., Adrift Hotel, 409 Sid Snyder Drive, Long Beach, Wash., 360-6422311, no cover. Lorain (Erik Emanuelson, Bob Reynolds, Joseph Anderson and Robin Bacior) plays woozy American music.

Saturday, May 20 Richard Kelly 5:30 p.m., The Cove, 9604 Hwy. 103, Long Beach, Wash., 360-642-2828. Richard Kelly is at the piano bar taking requests.

George Coleman 6 p.m., Shelburne Inn Restaurant, 4415 Pacific Way, Seaview, Wash., 360642-4150, no cover. George Coleman offers a repertoire mix of old familiar favorites and classical selections on his 12-string guitar. Wes Wahrmund 6 p.m., The Bistro, 263 Hemlock St., Cannon Beach, 503-436-2661. Wes Wahrmund’s classical guitar skills amaze with light jazz and original tunes. Tom Trudell 6:30 p.m., Bridgewater Bistro, 20 Basin St., Astoria, 503-325-6777, no cover. Tom Trudell plays jazz piano favorites, classical jazz tunes and original compositions. North Coast Blues 7 p.m., American Legion, 1315 Broadway, Seaside, 503-738-5111, no cover, 21 +. North Coast Blues band plays blues music with some old rock-n-roll and harmony thrown into the mix. Hearts of Oak 9 p.m., San Dune Pub, 127 Laneda Ave., Manzanita, 503-368-5080, 21 +. Hearts of Oak plays desert country folk, Americana and alternative country.

Kitchen Music 1 p.m., Long Beach Grange, 5715 Sandridge Road, Long Beach, Wash., 360642-2239. All levels welcome to bring instruments and join the jam session to play, sing or listen to folk, bluegrass, country, blues and pop music. “Suite Celebration” 3 p.m., Rockaway Beach Community Church, 400 3rd Ave., Rockaway Beach, $5 to $15, all ages. North Oregon Coast Symphony features an assortment of orchestral suites in the “Suite Celebration” concert. Evensong 6 p.m., Cannon Beach Community Church, 132 Washington St., Cannon Beach, 503-436-1222. Evensong features performers Jennifer Goodenberger and Wes Wahrmund, meditative songs and quiet reflection. Skadi Freyer 6:30 p.m., Bridgewater Bistro, 20 Basin St., Astoria, 503-325-6777, no cover. Skadi Freyer plays jazz compositions on piano. Cape House Concert 7 p.m., private home, Arch Cape, 503-717-2997, $20. The Cape House Concert series features Craig Chee and Sarah Maisel playing songs on the ukulele with vocal harmonies, location given with ticket purchase.

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Continued from Pg. 5 Lewi Longmire 8 p.m., Adrift Hotel, 409 Sid Snyder Drive, Long Beach, Wash., 360-6422311, no cover. Lewi Longmire plays roots rock and Americana music.

Monday, May 22 Burgers & Jam 6 p.m., American Legion, 1216 Hemlock St., Cannon Beach, 503436-2973. The legion offers good burgers and good music. Lewi Longmire 8 p.m., Adrift Hotel, 409 Sid Snyder Drive, Long Beach, Wash., 360-6422311, no cover. Lewi Longmire plays roots rock and Americana music.

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Mommy Long Legs 9 p.m., The Armory, 1636 Exchange St., Astoria, $3 to $5. Feminist punk quarto Mommy Long Legs packs a punch of aggressive and surfy rock music and cheeky anthems.

Tuesday, May 23 Brian O’Connor 5:30 p.m., Shelburne Inn Restaurant, 4415 Pacific Way, Seaview, Wash., 360-642-4150, no cover. Acoustic jazz guitarist Brian O’Connor’s repertoire includes nostalgic favorites, an eclectic mix of jazz standards as well as original compositions. Lewi Longmire 8 p.m., Adrift Hotel, 409 Sid Snyder

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Wednesday, May 24 Thistle & Rose 5 p.m., The Bistro, 263 Hemlock St., Cannon Beach, 503-436-2661. Thistle and Rose perform original tunes, folk and Americana music from the 70s and 80s. Jam at the Port 8 p.m., Port of Call, 894 Commercial St., Astoria, 503-325-4356, no cover. Dale Peterson, Richard Thomasian and Tom Peake lead a jam at the port. Pretty Gritty 8 p.m., Adrift Hotel, 409 Sid Snyder

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Metzner & Patenaude 9 p.m., The Voodoo Room, 1114 Marine Drive, Astoria, 503-325-2233, no cover, 21 +. Scheckie Metzner and Pee Wee Patenaude play blues, soul and Caribbean music with Josh Baer on bass.

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Drive, Long Beach, Wash., 360642-2311, no cover. Pretty Gritty features the music talents of Blaine Heinonen and Sarah Wolff, performing elements of country, rock, blues and soul.

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Pederson on bass and friends perform mainstream jazz classics. Senior Center Jam 6:30 p.m., Astoria Senior Center, 1111 Exchange St., Astoria, 503-468-0390, free. The Astoria Senior Center offers string band, bluegrass and country. Floating Glass Balls 7 p.m., Bill’s Tavern, 188 Hemlock St., Cannon Beach, 503-436-2202, no cover. The Floating Glass Balls plays bluegrass, Caribbean, folk, swing and country. Pretty Gritty 8 p.m., Adrift Hotel, 409 Sid Snyder Drive, Long Beach, Wash., 360642-2311, no cover. Pretty Gritty performs elements of country, rock, blues and soul.

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History & Hops salutes Beach Bill

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Oregon Gov. Tom McCall stands in front of Cannon Beach’s Surfsand Motel, ca. 1967.

SEASIDE — In honor of the Oregon Beach Bill’s 50th anniversary, the next installment of the Seaside Museum’s History & Hops series is “For the Love of our Beaches,” to be held 6 p.m. Thursday, May 25, at Seaside Brewing Company (851 Broadway St.). Presented by Elaine Murdy-Trucke, a Seaside native and executive director of the Cannon Beach History Center & Museum, the discussion will cover the

circumstances and history that led to Oregon Governor Tom McCall’s inﬂuential trip to Cannon Beach and the ensuing legislation that has kept the Oregon Coast public. “When ﬁrst introduced, the bill faced steep opposition,” the Seaside Museum wrote in a release. “Ultimately Oregonians fought for their beloved beaches. And so it is that today, 50 years later, this beach is yours and mine and ev-

eryone’s, to treasure and protect, forever.” History & Hops events are held on the last Thursday of each month, September through May. The Seaside Museum & Historical Society (570 Necanicum Dr.) is a nonproﬁt whose mission is to “collect, preserve and interpret materials illustrative of the history of Seaside and the surrounding area.” For more information, visit seasidemuseum.org.

Seaside Aquarium celebrates 80th birthday SEASIDE — The Seaside Aquarium, the oldest privately owned aquarium on the West Coast, is marking its 80th anniversary. From 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. Thursday, May 25, aquarium admissions will be rolled back to the original 1937 prices: Adults pay 15 cents, children 10 cents, and seal food will cost $2 per tray. The currency will also be a 1930s throwback: The aquarium is taking cash only for the day. All proceeds from that day’s admissions and seal food will be donated to the Friends of Haystack Rock and the Wildlife Center of the North Coast. Both organizations will have representatives and displays set up inside the aquarium. “To celebrate our anniversary, Seaside Aquarium would like to give back to those who have supported us thought the years,” aquarium staff wrote in an email. The aquarium’s daily operations rely completely on admissions and gift shop sales. When it was founded, the organization’s primary goal was entertainment. “The dark interior was meant to create the feeling

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of swimming through an ocean cave at a time when respiration-aided diving was virtually unknown,” aquarium staff wrote. In the last several years, the aquarium’s focus has shifted to include education and community involvement. For more information, contact Tiffany Boothe at seasideaquarium@gmail. com or 503-738-6211.

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Seaside Museum celebrates International Museum Day SEASIDE — The Seaside Museum will observe International Museum Day by offering free admission Saturday, May 20. In addition, the museum will hold an open house that day from 1 to 3 p.m. This year’s theme for International Museum Day is “Museums and contested histories: Saying the unspeakable in museums,” the International Council of Museums announced. The theme focuses on how museums beneﬁt society by becoming hubs for “promoting peaceful relationships,” according to press materials. “It also highlights how the acceptance of a contested history is the ﬁrst step in

envisioning a shared future under the banner of reconciliation,” the museum noted in a release. The goal of this year’s International Museum Day is to explore ways of understanding “the incomprehensible aspects of the contested histories inherent to the human race. It also encourages museums to play an active role in peacefully addressing traumatic histories through mediation and multiple points of view.” The Seaside Museum (570 Necanicum Dr.) is open 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Monday through Saturday, and noon to 3 p.m. Sunday. More information can be found at www.seasidemuseum.org.

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A Q-and-A with a ‘half-assed hussy’

Local author Diana Kirk discusses her book and what it means to be a ‘bad-ass woman’ By DAN HAAG

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iana Kirk’s book, “Licking Flames: Tales of a Half-Assed Hussy,” is a personal, irreverent collection of essays about family, travel, sex, adventure and poking fun at everyday hypocrisy. Kirk, a new Astoria resident, has been published in The Progressive and has a regular column on “The Psychology of It” and “Five:2:One,” a literary magazine. Eager to learn more, Coast Weekend sat down with Kirk for a chat. This interview has been edited for length and clarity. Coast Weekend: How would you describe your book? Diana Kirk: I consider it a book of personal essays with a feminist twist. An intentional part of the book was showing a girl/ woman making her own choices. I would describe it as a memoir of parts of my life, where epiphanies happened and moments in time clashed together, and there was either a learning experience on my own or I grew in some way. CW: So what is a “half-assed hussy?” DK: I often ask people what they think a hussy is. The word “hussy” comes from the German word “house,” meaning “wife.” Hussy was like “little wife,” which has a connotation of a loudmouthed little wife. I love the word because we often turn women who speak loudly into whores. I love the word because it’s used incorrectly from what it originally was. And “half-assed” is because I’m kind of half-assed about a lot of things. Even me being a loud-mouth: I’m not the most loud-mouthed. CW: What makes it easy for you to talk about things people don’t always talk about? DK: My mom was really social and allowed me freedom to be around adults. I grew up in this world of adults that allowed me to speak my mind. That fostered this ability to be very confident. I’m sometimes wrong in arguments, but I’m not broken by being wrong; I like to learn from them. I want to talk about all subjects, and I’m curious about people’s responses. I’m often quite surprised at their reactions, that they’re more scared to speak their minds, especially women. If I can be the woman who speaks up, maybe they’ll see that you don’t die from your words. CW: You recently had a class you were going to teach, “How to Write Like a BadAss Woman,” canceled for you not being the “correct” description of a “bad-ass woman.” (They defined it as “vulnerable and compassionate.”) How do you describe a “bad-ass woman?” DK: I think any woman who isn’t scared of the repercussions of what she says. We’ve been silenced for so long, and I think this is a brave new world that we’re in now, where women are speaking up, but we kind of still don’t know what that means. Even I’m not sure I would describe a bad-ass woman as anything in particular. I am a real estate investor by day, and I have

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Author Diana Kirk enjoys a cocktail at an establishment in Astoria.

MAYBE MY DESCRIPTION OF A BAD-ASS WOMAN WOULD BE A WOMAN WHO KEEPS GOING — WHO DOESN’T BECOME BITTER FROM ALL THE OUTSIDE INFLUENCES THAT ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO CHANGE YOU, OR PUT YOU IN A BOX OF WHAT SOCIETY EXPECTS

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a lot of respect for women entrepreneurs because I know how hard it is to run your own business. My business is all men, top to bottom; every person I work with is a man. I can handle that most of the time, but I have a lot of respect for (women) who have perseverance, who just keep going. Maybe my description of a bad-ass woman would be a woman who keeps going — who doesn’t become bitter from all the outside influences that are always trying to change you, or put you in a box of what society expects. Maybe a female boss or a stay-at-home mom. I was a stay-at-home mom for ten years, and it drove me crazy. I don’t bake cookies. I don’t finger paint. I was surrounded by all these women who were constantly trying to organize me into being this idea of being a stay-at-home mom. I loved being a “stay-at-home mom” so I had the freedom to go do anything I wanted and my kids could come with me. Be who you are. Don’t change because society expects you to act a certain way. CW: You talk about when “s– gets real” as some of the funniest parts of life. Why is that? DK: Because you’re humbled with the mistakes that you’ve made, or the realization that you’re a hypocritical fool. When s– gets real is when you have those confrontations where you’re trying to speak your opinion, and maybe you’re wrong or you’re right, but you’re trying to be authentic. Even in my personal hypocrisy, I’m trying to admit it out loud and be like, “You can’t put statistics about global warming on your social media site and then drive your car every day to work.” We have to admit out loud that we are all flawed. CW: You wrote an essay about meeting your husband in Cannon Beach in the 90’s? DK: It is a really nice story, and it’s movie-worthy because it’s pretty rad. I was going to school in California, and my husband was going to

U of O. He would go to Cannon Beach during the summer because he had friends that worked for a landscaping company. There were help-wanted signs all around town, and being young and in college, we thought, “We’ll just get a job here.” We had no idea that you can’t find anywhere to stay during summer. My friends and I were living in her Volkswagen van in town, and every night the cops would wake us up and kick us out. One night, the cop was like, ‘Hey there’s a pull-out outside of town you can park at, outside of city limits.” We never had showers, so we’d go to the public restrooms and dump cold water over our heads. There were groups of college-aged people around town doing this. There was this one other van I walked up to one day, and my husband was in it cooking. His van was super set up; ours was lame. I was really impressed with his van and his cool set-up. So I got to know him that summer. He flew kites on the beach for Once Upon A Breeze. That was his job, flying 12 to 15 kites at once, wearing a t-shirt from the kite shop. I’d sit down a chair on the beach and watch him. I crushed from afar; that’s how ridiculous I was. We both went back to college at the end of the summer but would write letters. We had a missed moment in Cannon Beach. But it was three years later, I was hitchhiking with a friend in Washington, and he pulled over and picked me up. And I was like, “Oh my God, this is trouble.”

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Friday, May 19 Auxiliary Yard Sale 9 a.m., American Legion, 1216 Hemlock St., Cannon Beach. American Legion Women’s Auxiliary will host a yard sale fundraiser, includes linens, furniture, jewelry, glassware, books and tools.

Thursday, May 18 Bountiful Backyards 5:30 p.m., Raymond Library, 507 Duryea St., Raymond, Wash., 360-942-2408, adults. Bountiful Backyards lecture series presents “Clucks and Coops” with chicken pro Pam Watson. Reader’s Theater 7 p.m., Liberty Theatre, 1203 Commercial St., Astoria, 503-325-5922, $15. “I Am My Own Wife” is based on the true story of Charlotte von Mahlsdorf who survived Nazi Germany as a transvestite, adult content. Coast Weekend welcomes comments and contributions from readers. New items for publication consideration must be submitted by 10 a.m. Tuesday, one week and two days before publication.

Get Lit Reception 5 p.m., Cannon Beach Community Hall, 207 Spruce St., Cannon Beach, 206-914-1255, $30 to $85. “Get Lit at the Beach: A Gathering for Readers” starts with an author reception, includes beverages and hors d’oeuvres.

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Trash Art Party 5 p.m., NCRD Gallery, 36155 9th St., Nehalem, 503-368-7764, $30. CARTM’s Trash Art Show opens its

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annual spring fundraiser with a ticketed reception party with the artists. “You Never Know” 7 p.m., NCRD Theater, 36155 9th St., Nehalem, 503-3687008, $15. Cole Porter’s “You Never Know” is a romantic musical comedy set in Paris in 1929; filled with witty Cole Porter songs.

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“Barefoot in the Park” 7:30 p.m., Coaster Theatre, 108 Hemlock St., Cannon Beach, 503-4361242, $20 to $25, PG. Newlyweds Paul and Corrie’s passionate relationship descends into comical discord in a Greenwich Village fiveflight walk up.

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Film Screening 7:30 p.m., Hoffman Center, 594 Laneda Ave., Manzanita, 503-368-3846, $5. Manzanita Film Series presents “Calvin Marshall,” a college student who dreams of being a major league ball player, concessions available.

Sunday, May 21

Kayak Day 8 a.m., Riverfront Park, Raymond, Wash., 3 +. Grab a kayak, paddle for prizes and learn about water safety by the Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife; first ducky is free. Angora Hiking Club 9 a.m., meet at the 6th St. parking lot (between 6th and 7th streets, Marine Drive and the trolley tracks), Astoria, 503-791-3521. Jan Coughlin will lead a moderate to difficult hike at Cape Falcon to Short Sands. Auxiliary Yard Sale 9 a.m., American Legion, 1216 Hemlock St., Cannon Beach. American Legion Women’s Auxiliary will host a yard sale fundraiser, includes linens, furniture, jewelry, glassware, books and tools.

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Riverwalk Marketplace 9 a.m., 632 Marine Drive, Astoria, 503260-5592. This market features produce, flowers, plant starts, eggs, ready-to-eat food, pie walks, live music and kids’ activities. Svensen Flea & Craft Market 9 a.m., Wickiup Grange, 92683 Svensen Market Road, Svensen. Find antiques, toys, household items, handmade goods and treasures to

Author Reading 7 p.m., Hoffman Center, 594 Laneda Ave., Manzanita, 503-368-3846, $7. Jonathan White, author of “Tides: The Science and Spirit of the Ocean” will be featured, followed by a Q&A and open mic. recycle, refurbish, reuse and re-enjoy. Bountiful Backyards 10 a.m., South Bend Library, 1216 First St., South Bend, Wash., 360-875-5532, adults. Bountiful Backyards lecture series presents “Clucks and Coops” with chicken pro Pam Watson. Get Lit 10 a.m., Surfsand Resort, 148 Gower Ave., Cannon Beach, 206-914-1255, $30 to $85. Saturday’s full day of events includes author presentations, book signings and an evening keynote dinner presentation. Saturday Market at the Port 10 a.m., Harbor front at Howerton Way, Port of Ilwaco, Wash. This market features art, crafts, farm fresh produce, food booths and live music. Trash Art Show 10 a.m., NCRD Gallery, 36155 9th St., Nehalem, 503-368-7764, free.

CARTM’s annual Trash Bash Art Show features recycled innovative art by local and regional artists. Museum Day 1 p.m., Seaside Museum, 570 Necanicum Drive, Seaside, 503738-7065. The Seaside Museum and Historical Society celebrates International Museum Day, includes free admission, open house, refreshments and a tour. Bountiful Backyards 2 p.m., Naselle Library, 4 Parpala Road, Naselle, Wash., 360-484-3877, adults. Bountiful Backyards lecture series presents “Clucks and Coops” with chicken pro Pam Watson.

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ASOC Auditions 6 p.m., ASOC Playhouse, 129 Bond St., Astoria, 503-791-6044. Director Markus Brown will cast more than 24 parts from age 17 and older for sturdy women, saloon owners, fishermen, villains, dancers, musicians and technical

help for the upcoming play “Shanghaied in Astoria.” “Narnia” 6 p.m., Columbia Theatre, 1231 Vandercook Way, Longview, Wash., 360-575-8499, $12.50 to $15, all ages. Be whisked away to a magical land where the Higher Ground dancers take you through the Wardrobe on a journey where the Lion defeats the Witch. “You Never Know” 7 p.m., NCRD Theater, 36155 9th St., Nehalem, 503-368-7008, $15. Cole Porter’s “You Never Know” is a romantic musical comedy set in Paris in 1929; filled with witty Cole Porter songs. “Barefoot in the Park” 7:30 p.m., Coaster Theatre, 108 Hemlock St., Cannon Beach, 503436-1242, $20 to $25, PG. Newlyweds Paul and Corrie’s passionate relationship descends into comical discord in a Greenwich Village five-flight walk up.

River Run 8 a.m., 6th St. platform on the Riverwalk, Astoria, 503-298-7692, $35 to $85. This annual half marathon, 5k and 10k is a flat race along the Columbia River and Astoria Riverwalk; runners and walkers welcome, registration required. Dental Clinic 9 a.m., Seventh Day Adventist Church, 300 Nehalem Ave., Astoria, 503-325-0610. Astoria Seventh Day Adventist Church will host a free dental clinic. Riverwalk Marketplace 9 a.m., 632 Marine Drive, Astoria, 503260-5592. This market features produce, flowers, plant starts, eggs, ready-to-eat food, pie walks, live music and kids’ activities. Astoria Sunday Market 10 a.m., 12th St., downtown Astoria, 503-325-1010. Astoria Sunday Market offers local products by farmers, master gardeners, craftspeople and artisans; live music with Brownsmead Flats in the food court. Get Lit 10 a.m., Surfsand Resort, 148 Gower Ave., Cannon Beach, 206-914-1255, $30 to $85. The weekend concludes with a moderated question and answer discussion

featuring all the festival authors. Svensen Flea & Craft Market 10 a.m., Wickiup Grange, 92683 Svensen Market Road, Svensen. Find antiques, toys, household items, handmade goods and treasures to recycle, refurbish, reuse and re-enjoy. Trash Art Show 11 a.m., NCRD Gallery, 36155 9th St., Nehalem, 503-368-7764, free. CARTM’s annual Trash Bash Art Show features recycled innovative art by local and regional artists. Spring Tea 11:30 a.m., Grays River United Methodist Church, 3632 Hwy. 4, Grays River, Wash., 360-484-7749, all ages. The annual Friendship Circle Spring Tea and Luncheon features the theme “What a Wonderful World,” includes a short program, lunch, raffle and silent auction.

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ASOC Auditions Noon, ASOC Playhouse, 129 Bond St., Astoria, 503-791-6044. Director Markus Brown will cast more than 24 parts from age 17 and older for sturdy women, saloon owners, fishermen, villains, dancers, musicians and technical help for the upcoming play “Shanghaied in Astoria.”

Tuesday, May 23 Farm Stand 1 p.m., Wickiup Grange, 92683 Svensen Market Road, Svensen. Farm Stand features sustainable grown fresh fruits, vegetables and flowers from local farms. In Their Footsteps 1 p.m., Fort Clatsop Visitor Center, 92343 Fort Clatsop Road, Astoria, 503-861-2471, free. In Their Footsteps lecture series presents “Photographing Oregon’s Public Coast, Celebrating 50 Years of Access” with Rick Schafer. Angora Hikers Potluck 2 p.m., Seaside Hostel, 930 Holladay Drive, Seaside, 503-793-0243. Bring a favorite dish to the Angora Hiking Club’s spring meeting. “Barefoot in the Park” 3 p.m., Coaster Theatre, 108 Hemlock St., Cannon Beach, 503436-1242, $20 to $25, PG. Newlyweds Paul and Corrie’s passionate relationship descends into comical discord in a Greenwich Village five-flight walk up.

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Author Reading 7 p.m., Hoffman Center, 594 Laneda Ave., Manzanita, 503-3683846, $7. Jonathan White, author of “Tides: The Science and Spirit of the Ocean” will be featured, followed by a Q&A and open mic.

Art of Aging 3 p.m., Hoffman Center, 594 Laneda Ave., Manzanita, 503368-3846, $5. Art of Aging/Art of Dying series presents Barb Hansen speaking on “Understanding Hospice Care.”

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Benefit Night 5 p.m., McMenamins Sand Trap, 1157 Marion Ave., Gearhart, 503717-8150, free, all ages till 10 p.m. Friends and Family Night focuses on local communities; half of the evening’s total sales go to a beneficiary of choice.

Wednesday, May 24 Reader’s Theater 7 p.m., Liberty Theatre, 1203 Commercial St., Astoria, 503-3255922, $15. “I Am My Own Wife” is based

on the true story of Charlotte von Mahlsdorf who survived Nazi Germany as a transvestite, adult content.

Thursday, May 25 River People Farmers Market 2:30 p.m., North Coast Food Web, 577 18th St., Astoria, 503-468-0921. Shop for farm fresh produce, meat, cheese, fish and more from local farmers and producers at the NCFW teaching kitchen. History & Hops 6 p.m., Seaside Brewing Co., 851 Broadway, Seaside, 503-738-7065. The History & Hops lecture series will feature Elaine Trucke who will give a talk on “For the Love of our Beaches,” celebrating Oregon’s Beach Bill. Reader’s Theater 7 p.m., Liberty Theatre, 1203 Commercial St., Astoria, 503-325-5922, $15. “I Am My Own Wife” is based on the

true story of Charlotte von Mahlsdorf who survived Nazi Germany as a transvestite, adult content.

Aquarium Celebration 9 a.m., Seaside Aquarium, 200 Prom, Seaside, 503-738-6211, all ages. Join the Seaside Aquarium as they rollback to 1937 admission fees of 15 cents for adults, 10 cents for kids and $2 per tray for sea food; this day only.

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Bread and Ocean prizes craftsmanship, community, family Review and photos by THE MOUTH OF THE COLUMBIA

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or the first couple of years after purchasing Manzanita’s Bread and Ocean Bakery from Julie Barker, George and Linda Reddish maintained the founder’s vision. In 2016, the Reddishes added some vision of their own. They began with a physical expansion: a second dining area that more than doubled the often packed, line-snaking, elbow-to-elbow seating. The new room included a full bar. Then, last fall, a weekend dinner service joined the retrofit. For the Reddishes, helming Bread and Ocean has been their maiden voyage into the restaurant world. They were teachers who came to the North Coast to retire, and purchasing the bakery offered a new chapter and challenge. At first they were shown the ropes by employees. As such, Bread and Ocean’s dinner service is the product of collaboration. Where the breakfast and lunch service maintains much of Barker’s original design — fresh bread, sandwiches and lean, fresh deli items — the dinner service is a menu-by-committee. The collective approach has benefits and drawbacks. Rather than a unified style or cuisine, dinner choices are piecemeal. Influences — from Asian to soul food, all reflected through a Pacific Northwest lens — are proffered by the handful of employees, who write each weekend menu. Altogether, you might call it “family style.” Many of the entrées are not unlike those a household might share: meat, potatoes and veggies — except, of course, that moms and dads

Rating:  154 Laneda Ave. • Manzanita, OR PHONE: 503-368-5823 HOURS: Friday through Saturday 5 p.m. through 8 p.m. (Dinner service) PRICE: $$ - entrées top out around $20 SERVICE: Inviting, enjoyably quirky, inefficient VEGETARIAN/VEGAN OPTIONS: Reasonable DRINKS: Full bar, juice, bottled soda

Cajun-style meatloaf with macaroni and cheese and asparagus.

rarely worry about such aesthetically pleasing presentation. With the edge-to-edge consistency of a Pollack painting, the Beet Salad ($8) was lovingly arranged. Such meticulousness offered more than just a feast for the eyes, it made every bite perfect. Each fork-full had an equal distribution of smooth, salty goat cheese, delightful candied pecans, spinach with just the right amount of tangy balsamic, and a few oranges and tangerine slices for good measure. Even the Meatloaf — with stretchy, melted Gruyère and Parmesan cheese macaroni and buttery asparagus spears — was daintily arranged. A dusting of paprika and diced chives dressed the plate’s negative space. This was a take on soul food that felt very Northwest — disruptive because it was so darn reasonable. The portions were measured, not teeming, nor overloaded with sugars, salts and fats. The ketchup-like, vinegar heavy “Cajun” meatloaf sauce wasn’t rich, sweet or spicy. Unlike real soul food, one could finish this whole meal and not need a nap afterward. These touches of arrangement keep dinner from flying out of the kitchen. So does a lack of traditional hierarchy. There’s

Beet salad with goat cheese, oranges and candied pecans.

no head chef. This decentralized command structure results in certain employees being in charge of certain dishes (often the ones they themselves drummed up). What this boosts in pride of craftsmanship it reduces in efficiency. With the restaurant mostly empty after a dinner rush, even simple foods took significantly longer than average to emerge. A similarly mild discombobulation was apparent in the front of the house. This centerlessness means you might get bread or water well before a menu. Or maybe multiple servers will try to take your order. But the flagging speed and organization is redeemed, first, by the food and, second, by an earnest sense of warmth and community. Bread and Ocean is a place where staff appear encouraged to enjoy their individuality. Rather than being an extension of a singular chef, the establishment prizes community, democracy, family. The labored pace probably has something to do with the evolving menu, too, though there are some stalwarts. You’ll often

find roasted chicken and pork ribs, each served with potatoes and veggies. Indeed, potatoes are a mainstay. Think “home-style,” which is a word I used to believe was meaningless marketing speak, but Bread and Ocean has me reconsidering. Here it means dishes that are humble, built from whole foods and not overly complex techniques. The result is closer to hearty and healthy than indulgent. But, indeed, there is joy to be found in eating simply, thoughtfully and well. Along with the small handful of entrées, there are “tapas,” which is really a catchall term for soups, appetizers and salads (less than ten in total). Maybe that’s because, during my trips, there was just one salad, which is absolutely fine — of everything I tried, the Beet Salad remains my enduring favorite. I also sampled the Korean Twice Fried Wings, which were regrettable in both price and flavor. For $7 you get just three wings. The twice-fried process stacks breading, an oily crunch overwhelming scant flesh. It’s an interesting texture but more

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filler than killer. Really, when have you had chicken wings and thought: I wish these had more bread and less meat! The mild sauce, too, longed for some kick. The Dungeness Crab-stuffed Dover Sole ($18), on the other hand, had some killer filler. The Dungeness, bound by melted Parmesan and flecks of peppers, was a marvelous sinewy goo. On the spectrum of “homestyle,” crab-wrapped fish is surely pushing the limit. Yet the vibe at Bread and Ocean is so welcomingly casual that eating the accompanying asparagus spears with my hands felt totally reasonable. Indeed, Bread and Ocean promises no kind of elite fine dining, and at no time did I long for it. Instead, I found myself at ease and at home in the community of employees who are encouraged to bring their quirks to the table.

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The 14th annual Bounty on the Bay, a two-day salmon fishing event and tournament hosted by the Tillamook Estuaries Partnership, will take place Friday, June 2, and Saturday, June 3, and seats are expected to fill up fast. Participants can register at www.tbnep.org to reserve a spot with a guide or as captain of their own boat. Registration, for both guided and nonguided anglers, includes entry to Friday’s Italian pasta dinner and Saturday’s seafood feast and silent auction.

Anyone who can’t participate on the water can still register for the evening’s festivities on Friday, Saturday or both. This year’s line-up of guides: Andy Schneider, Chris Vertopoulos, David Johnson, Greg Hublou, Pat Abel, Bob Rees, Curt Hedges, Dave Harris, Jon Winter, Mike Arnold, Sky Freet and Ted Teufel. The event is a fundraiser for the Tillamook Estuaries Partnership, an organization dedicated to the conservation and restoration of Tillamook County’s estuaries and watersheds,

their website states. Sponsors for the event include Kayak Tillamook, Northwest Hardwoods, Ninkasi Brewing, Fort George Brewery, ProCure Bait Scents and Brad’s Killer Fishing Gear. Garibaldi House Inn and Suites, the official hotel of Bounty on the Bay, is offering discounted rates for Friday and Saturday night stays if guests mention Bounty on the Bay. Anyone interested in sponsoring this North Coast community event can contact the partnership at 503-322-2222.

Church’s tea and luncheon turns 15 ROSEBURG, WASH. — Grays River Methodist Church Friendship Circle’s Spring Tea and Luncheon — which turns 15 this year — will be held Sunday, May 21, at Roseburg Community Hall on Washington State Route 4 in Roseburg, Washington. Doors open at 11:30 a.m.; lunch will be served at 12:30 p.m., followed by a short program. Children must be accompanied by an adult. Every year, the church se-

lects a different theme; this year’s is “What a Wonderful World.” There will be the usual “Pick Your Own Prize” raffle — tickets are $1 — and a silent auction. Both the raffle and auction will continue through the afternoon, with raffle prizes awarded at various times during the tea. Auction proceeds will be donated to the West End Food Bank. The High Tea menu

includes fresh fruit, savories, veggies and dip, tea, punch and a special dessert plate. Attendees are welcome to dress up or come casual. There will be a hat contest so attendees can wear a hat if they wish. Suggested donation at the door is $8 per person. Children under 12 are $5. For more information please call 360-465-2740 or 360-484-7749.

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Landscape photographer shares work of Oregon Coast, celebrates Beach Bill legacy FORT CLATSOP — Rick Schafer, a prolific photographer and fifth-generation Oregonian, will share his work at the next “In Their Footsteps” event, part of a free monthly speaker series hosted by Lewis and Clark National Historical Park, Fort Clatsop. Titled “Photographing Oregon’s Public Coast, Celebrating 50 Years of Access,” the event will be held 1 p.m. Sunday, May 21, in the visitor center’s Netul River Room. For more than 30 years, Schafer’s landscape photography of the Pacific Northwest has illustrated billboard, advertising, calendar and many books, including “Magnificent Places: Oregon Coast,” according to press materials. His current project —

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“The Oregon Coast, A Legacy Like No Other,” with text by Jack and Jan McGowan — is slated for release in July for the 50th anniversary of the Oregon Beach Bill. “Schafer’s career involves

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Go birding with a park ranger OLD FORT STEVENS — Join a ranger from the state Parks and Recreation Department at Old Fort Stevens 9 a.m. Friday, May 26, for a guided walk to look for and identify birds. Attendees will meet at the Fort Stevens Museum. There is a $5 parking fee in the area. No birding experience

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The Daily Astorian is looking for a proven and innovative advertising director for multiple publications and digital platforms on the N. Oregon coast. We are seeking a strong, creative leader to inspire advertising staff and create sales campaigns, and to guide and grow our advertising sales efforts. Youʼll need to have the ability to follow through on details while managing the big picture. Youʼll oversee both display and classified reps. Prior sales management experience in the media field and a solid record of successful campaigns required. Send resume and letter of interest to EO Media Group, P.O. Box 2048, Salem, OR 973082048 or e-mail hr@eomediagroup.com. Current openings for an experienced •Delimber Operator •Shovel Operator •Log Loader Operator; and •Log Truck Driver, Valid CDL, Medical Card, and experience in the logging industry required. Medical/Dental and 401K benefits available after probationary period. To complete an application, please apply Mon-Fri from 8:00am to 4:00pm., or mail/fax your resume to: Jerry DeBriae Logging Co., INC. P.O. Box 182 45 Elochoman Valley Road Cathlamet, Wa, 98612 Ph# (360)795-3309 Fax# (360)795-3847 HAVING storage problems? Why not sell no-longer-used items with a fast-working classifed ad?

Customer Service Agent We are looking for an energetic individual, with multi-tasking abilities and great customer service skills to join our team. Salary DOE, competitive benefit package, vacation. Send resumes to: sseppa@knutsenins.com or PO Box 657 Astoria, OR 97103

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EXCITING OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN SOMEONE'S LIFE Coast Rehabilitation Services is looking for compassionate and enthusiastic employees to work along side people with developmental disabilities. Duties consist of relationship and skill building, support for daily living activities (which may include assistance with feeding, hygiene, and toileting), community participation, and advocacy.

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District Superintendent YOUNGS RIVER LEWIS AND CLARK WATER DISTRICT Astoria, Oregon Salary $60,000 to $75,000 DOQ Benefit Package negotiable Complete Job Description and application requirements available at www.SDAO.com Closing date: May 19, 2017

Join the Lum's Team! We are growing and hiring GREAT team members for the following positions: •Sales Associates •Detail Tech •Service Advisor •ASE Certified Tech •Express Lube Tech Seeking great customer service skills with awesome attitude! Will train! Valid driver's license required. We offer vacation, health benefits, 401K and much more. Proudly a drug-free workplace. Apply at 1605 SE Ensign Lane, Warrenton, OR or http://www.lumsautocenter.com/ employment

Full or part-time Driver needed. Wages DOE, CDL required, North West Ready Mix. 950 OlneyAvenue nwready@pacifier.com (503)325-3562

Coast Rehabilitation Services is currently offering a variety of positions and shifts available. Competitive wages and generous benefits including medical and dental, FLEX, 401k; On the job training; Must be a Driver, pass drug test and criminal background check; high school graduate or GED required. Equal Opportunity Employer. Please call 503-861-3372 ext. 202 for an application or visit our website www.coastrehab.org and on our Facebook page. Hiring F/T & P/T Caregivers for an Adult Foster Home in Warrenton. Please Call: 503 861 8388

Billʼs Tavern and Brewhouse is now accepting applications for Summertime Servers. Previous experience preferred. Please apply in person at 188 N Hemlock, Cannon Beach. 503-436-2202 FAST-ACTING classified ads are the ideal way to find buyers for the baby clothing and furniture you no longer need. Try one now!

Housekeeping/Housemen Full-Time/Part-Time needed. End of Summer Bonus! Applications at Gearhart by the Sea 1157 N. Marion. Starting wage $12 an hour D.O.E.

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WANTEDVACATION HOME CLEANERS! $15+/Hour, part-time piece work. Must be able to work holidays and weekends. Attention to detail a must. We will train. Ability to provide own transportation a plus. Please apply in person at: Cannon Beach Vacation Rentals 164 Sunset Blvd. Cannon Beach, OR Inn of the Four Winds Housekeeping and Front Desk positions available. Full/Part-time positions available. Must be 18 and have valid driverʼs license. $15/hr. Applications may be picked up in person at: 820 North Prom, Seaside Oregon 97138. Janitorial/Housekeeper needed P/T, Must be able to work evening and weekend shifts. Medical Office Building. Send resume to Attn Jeanne 2120 exchange St Suite 200 Astoria Oregon 97103 Looking for Equipment Operator. Expericence in residential contruction is preferred. Must have 6 months operator training, valid driverʼs license, high school diploma or GED, Class A CDL preferred. Pre-employment drug test. Fulltime with benefits, pay DOE. Apply in person at 34154 Highway 26, Seaside OR 503-738-3569

Sunset Empire Park & Recreation District is hiring! We are looking for: -Aquatic Fitness Instructors -Swim Instructors -Lifeguards -Custodian All positions receive benefits and competitive wages. Please see our website at www.sunsetempire.com for more information.

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Mailroom Opportunity to work part-time (15-25 hours per week) in our packaging and distributing department at The Daily Astorian. Duties include using machines to place inserts into the newspaper, labeling newspapers and moving the papers from the press. Must be able to regularly lift 40 lbs. in a fast paced environment. Mechanical aptitude helpful and the ability to work well with others is required. Pre-employment drug test required. Pick up an application at The Daily Astorian, 949 Exchange Street or send resume and letter of interest to EO Media Group, PO Box 2048, Salem, OR 97308-2048, fax (503) 371-2935 or e-mail hr@eomediagroup.com

Front Desk Bell Person AM/PM Hosts Housekeeper Wage DOE for all positions. If you have the Hospitality Heart and would like to join our team, please complete an application at www.martinhospitality.com/careers or apply at 148 East Gower in Cannon Beach. Please call Tamara at 503-4361197 if you have questions. Thank you and we look forward to hearing from you. CLASSIFIED ADS act fast to sell the no-longer-needed items you have around your home. Call today! 503-325-3211. Technician Clatsop SWCD 30-40 hrs wk $20 hr closes 5-19-17 see clatsopswcd.org details 750 Commercial#207 Astoria, OR DOE.

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Marketing Coordinator This is an opportunity for the right candidate to be trained by some of the best in the hospitality business and to learn hotel and destination marketing from the ground up. The Marketing Coordinator at Martin Hospitality provides marketing project and administrative support to the Marketing Director. Duties include project management and coordination and a variety of clerical support tasks, including bookkeeping and communications. Excellent verbal and written communications skills are essential, along with tech-savviness, social media channel experience and proficiency in Microsoft Office, Power Point and Google Drive. Above all, a positive, can-do attitude and service mentality are required for this fast-paced, guest-focused hospitality company. Please apply at

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If you have questions, please call Tamara at 503-436-1197. We hope to hear from you soon. Positions Open! Sous Chef, Line Cook, & Prep Cook Seasonal and Full-Time Positions Available Apply in person at at 20 N. Columbia, Seaside Monday-Friday 11am-5pm

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Great summer jobs! Counter Busser Cook Dishwasher Wages DOE + tips Please apply at www.martinhospitality.com/careers or apply in person at 148 East Gower in Cannon Beach. If you have questions, please call Tamara at 503-436-1197.

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The City of Astoria has an opening for a Part Time Public Works Laborer with an hourly rate of $13.75 - $14.25 per hour. This position does not work more than 129 hours per month. To apply or to obtain further information, please go to the Cityʼs application website at http://astoria.iapplicants.com. If you are unable to complete the application, you may contact the City's Human Resources Department by calling (503)3255824 for a paper application.

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The Warrenton Les Schwab Tire Center has immediate full-time positions available for Sales & Service and Brake & Alignment Techs.

RESERVATIONIST WANTED: Vacation Management Company is looking for an individual with strong customer service skills, mature and composed phone and computer skills. The starting rate is based on experience and skills. The hours include varied shifts and weekends. Call Kathy at 503-436-0940 for more information. HOME DELIVERY! Your Daily Astorian should arrive by 5:30 p.m. Monday through Friday. If it does not, please call us at 503-325-3211 or 1-800-781-3211.

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•Guest Experience Supervisor •Cabana •Maintenance AM & PM •Housekeeping •Laundry Wages are DOE Please apply at www.martinhospitality.com/careers or apply in person at 148 East Gower in Cannon Beach. If you have questions, please call Tamara at 503-436-1197. We hope to hear from you soon.

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of gowns, memorabilia and photographs will be on display, organizers said. The Astoria Branch held its first meeting May 12, 1927, and — except during World War II — the group has been meeting continuously to the present day. The branch’s accomplishment’s include hosting state association conventions, granting scholarships, aiding the library, establishing kindergartens and history classes in state schools, researching and honoring women during

Astoria’s Bicentennial, and co-sponsoring (with AAUW Seaside) Clatsop Community College’s popular Women Interested in Going to School (WINGS) program, Pamela Alegria, a co-organizer and branch board member, said in a release. The group’s annual fundraising event, Readers Dessert Theater, and the candidates’ forum are staples of the community. For more information, call Sara Meyer at 503-3257969.

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ASTORIA — The American Association of University Women Astoria Branch is celebrating its 90th anniversary 7 p.m. Tuesday, May 23, at the Clatsop County Historical Society’s Heritage Museum (1618 Exchange St.). The public is invited to attend, and refreshments will be served. During the event, branch members will highlight the group’s achievements over the past 90 years. For the occasion, they will be wearing apparel that represents each decade. An exhibition

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A night of pasta and jazz supports Astoria Band Boosters ASTORIA — The Astoria Moose Lodge 408, Chapter 422, is hosting a spaghetti feed 6 to 9 p.m. Saturday, May 20, to support the Astoria Band Boosters. At the lodge (420 17th St.), eaters will enjoy a “heaping plate of spaghetti, salad and bread,” organiz-

ers said. “While you’re stuffing your faces with pasta, you will be delightfully entertained by the Astoria High School Jazz Band.” The price is $10 for adults, $5 for kids 6 to 17. Proceeds go to the Astoria Band Boosters, a nonprofit

organization devoted to supporting the programs and activities of Astoria School District bands, and to promoting music and fine arts appreciation and education throughout Clatsop County communities and surrounding areas, according to press materials.

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Cycle Oregon takes riders through vast, varied landscapes Cycle Oregon, a nonprofit organization and cyclist community that explores Oregon’s landscapes, is offering three upcoming events for riders of all ages and abilities. • “Joyride,” a women’s-only event, takes place Saturday, June 10, at Stoller Family Estate vineyard in the Dundee Hills near Dayton. The experience features short, medium and long routes, and includes wine, music, locally sourced food and fully stocked rest areas. • “Weekender,” a two-day “bike bash” for groups of friends, families or any cycle enthusiast, takes place Friday, July 7, through Sunday, July 9, and begins in McMinnville on the Linfield College campus. The ride explores roads, farms, forests and hills southwest of town on the first day, and wine country southeast of town the second day.

The riders choose among three routes of different lengths each day, then camp beneath the stars or crash in the dorms after a night of “good food and rockin’ live music” at the beer garden. • Finally, “The Classic” — a one-week ride starting and ﬁnishing at Tumalo State Park outside of Bend — takes place Saturday, Sept. 9, through Saturday, Sept. 16. The event marks the 30th anniversary of this signature ride, the organization noted. “The stunning route will cover 430 miles of Central Oregon’s majesty, taking in parts of the Cascade Range, sparkling alpine lakes, wild and scenic rivers, and some of Oregon’s Scenic Bikeways,” organizers

wrote. The “icing on the cake”: Crater Lake and the Aufderheide and McKenzie passes. “Riders spend their days passing through unforgettable landscapes, and their nights enjoying the many amenities in camp: hot meals, hotter showers, smoothies, beer, wine, live music, great company and more,” they added. For registration and other details, visit www. cycleoregon.com.

Willapa Harbor Chorale performs at historic Raymond Theater RAYMOND, WASH. — The Willapa Harbor Chorale will hold its annual spring concert 7 p.m. Sunday, May 21, at the historic Raymond Theater (323 3rd St.). Thirty-five singers will perform a variety of music, including “Joyful Joyful” from the film “Sister Act 2,” Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah,” “Shenandoah,” and music from “The Music Man” and “The King and I.” The choir, directed by Rick Gauger, features pianist James Worlton, flutist Connie

Lower Columbia Q Center seeks new board members ASTORIA — The Lower Columbia Q Center — a grassroots nonproﬁt serving local LGBTIQ people through support, education and community building — is accepting applications for board members positions, the organization announced. “LGBTIQ” stands for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, intersex and questioning. “Our bylaws require that we offer community members the opportunity to serve as a decision maker for the organization once a year” to encourage growth and diversity of thought, center staff wrote. Applications can be found at www.lcqcastoria.org. They are due Wednesday, May 31, by mail or email. Interviews will be held Wednesday, June 21. More information can be found in the application packet on the center’s website.

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Bevington and Lew Chapman on brass. The concert is free, though donations are welcomed. A reception at the Raymond Elks Lodge No. 1292 (326 3rd St.) will follow the show.

Submit Art: June 25-26 • Reception: July 1, 2-5pm • Awards: 3pm Get Call For Art at our Center or www.trailsendart.org

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Lower Columbia Q Center Chairman Marco Davis hangs a flag in downtown Astoria to promote the inaugural Astoria Pride event, which took place June 9, 10 and 11, 2016.

In addition, the center has formed a general group designed to help connect LGBTIQ people in the Lower Columbia Region, which includes Clatsop, Columbia, Tillamook and Paciﬁc County. “Finding community in these rural counties can be challenging. At the Lower Columbia Q Center we build

community and discuss LGBTIQ issues freely and conﬁdentially,” the center wrote in a release. The group meets 6 p.m. every second Wednesday of the month at the Astoria Armory (1636 Exchange St.). For more information, contact Chris Wright, a board member, at 425-3143388.

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At a previous Astoria Scandinavian Midsummer Festival, the top male and female winners of the Running of the Trolls, Glen and Venus Fromwiller, pose with Perry Browning, center, the Festival Troll. The Fromwillers were the first married couple top finishers of the 5.75 mile course.

Register now for ‘Running of the Trolls’ ASTORIA — The 14th annual Running of the Trolls will be held 8:30 a.m. Saturday, June 17, during the Astoria Scandinavian Midsummer Festival. Participants are in for a fun run (or walk) through the Olney Walluski countryside, an event sponsored by Columbia Memorial Hospital. The race fee is $25. Regis-

tration forms can be found at astoriascanfest.com, and will be available the day of the race. Race-day registration will take place 7 to 8 a.m. To guarantee their t-shirt size is available, participants are encouraged to submit registration forms by Thursday, June 1. Proceeds go to the festival association’s scholarship fund.

ASTORIA — The fourth annual Run on the River — a 5K, 10K and half marathon for walkers, joggers and serious runners — will take place the morning of Sunday, May 21, on the Astoria Riverwalk Trail. Half marathon runner begin at 8:30 a.m., 10K-ers at 10 a.m., and 5K-ers at 11 a.m. The event is organized by the Astoria Parks, Recreation and Community Foundation, whose mission is to create “partnerships for health and community.” After the race, runners enjoy a meal and beverage provided by Buoy Beer, the title sponsor. The top three ﬁnishers in each male and female age group will receive donated local prizes. All participants will receive a hand-blown glass medal-

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Runners at a previous race take off along the Columbia River.

lion from Fernhill Glass and an event t-shirt. The overall winner will receive a cash prize. The foundation board works with local businesses to sponsor the event, and with the city’s parks and rec staff to organize it. Proceeds from the run

SKAMOKAWA, WASH. — The 33rd annual Great White Tail Run, sponsored by

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Such ﬁnancial assistance allows hundreds of community members to access athletic programs. Last year, the foundation raised more than $20,000 and hope to exceed that amount this year. To sign up, or volunteer during the race, visit astoriaparks.com.

Great White Tail Run set for May 20 Coaster Theatre Playhouse

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fund parks department scholarships, which historically came from the city’s budget. The scholarship money serves low-income children, families and seniors for their health-related parks activities, such as swimming lessons, tee-ball and water-aerobics.

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for 10K, 5K or 2-mile run (or walk) — cuts through the Julia Butler Hansen National Refuge in Skamokawa, Washington. The overall male and female winners in each event will be recognized in each event; ribbons will be given out for the top three finishers in each age division. Event fees are as follows: Before the run, the price is $10 without a shirt, $20 with a shirt. On run day, the price is $12 with a shirt, $25 without a shirt. Runners add $1 if they bring their dog and want to compete for an award in the dog division. Family and youth group discounts are also available: The first two entries of a family or youth groups pays regular price; each additional entry gets

$3 off. Official dog rules: Socialized dogs only. Dogs should be at least 6 months old, and current on their vaccinations. They must be kept on a leash at all times, and must stay on the designated course. Female dogs in season are not permitted. Preregistration is encouraged. Run forms are available locally, including at the Washington State University Extension Office in Cathlamet. To download the form, go to extension.wsu.edu/wahkiakum/. Mail-in entries must be received by Wednesday, May 17. Run day registration and packet pickup begins at 8:30 a.m. at Skamokawa Vista Park. For more information, call 360-465-2275, 360795-3278 or email, carol. ervest@gmail.com.

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International intrigue in Sino-U.S. murder mystery D.C. Alexander is back with another smart, convoluted murder mystery. “Chasing the Monkey King” is absorbing enough to distract you on a cross-country ﬂight bedeviled by air turbulence, or to make you forget to reapply the sunscreen when you’re reading it at the beach. A former federal agent and part-time Hansville, Washington, resident, Alexander concocts a tale that begins in the Puget Sound region, but quickly expands to include bureaucratic cover-ups in Washington D.C. and corrupt trade practices in China. The hero is Lars Severin, a panic attack-prone former federal agent and self-described “alcoholic burnout looking to make ends meet.” Recently, that has meant auditing business records for an organic foods certiﬁer. Dull, dull stuff. But then a former crony from Severin’s law enforcement past refers him to a wealthy Seattle businessman. Orin Thorvaldsson’s niece has gone missing in China while working on assignment for the U.S. Department of Commerce.

Chasing the Monkey King – D.C. Alexander Createspace – 262 pp - $7.99 So has her partner. Thorvaldsson is dissatisﬁed with the U.S. State Department’s inconclusive report on their disappearance and wants Severin to investigate further. Relatively speaking, this is a big-bucks alternative to Severin’s agro-gig, and it promises to stimulate what’s left of the gray matter that he hasn’t yet managed to pickle, so he takes the job. He also brings in his old college roommate, Wal-

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lace Zhang, to serve as his Chinese interpreter. Zhang is another guy who hasn’t lived up to his potential. But as the story goes on, it’s clear that both men are going to have to draw on their long suppressed stores of resourcefulness to conduct this inquiry. They fly from Seattle to Washington D.C. to investigate why the State Department’s report was so superficial, and quickly learn – off the record, of course – that the powers that be didn’t want the disappearance of a couple of mid-level bureaucrats to interfere with a complicated and hugely impactful trade agreement being negotiated with China. They also manage to meet with the missing niece’s husband, who happened to be in China at the time of his wife’s disappearance and who seems to be more defensive than aggrieved. With more questions raised than answered in D.C., the duo books a flight for China. There, they travel from Shanghai with its gleaming skyscrapers through rural lands with

rudimentary housing. In addition to devising a thoroughly satisfying plot and a snappy buddy relationship that only occasionally gets annoying, Alexander also excels at scene-setting, describing in sensory detail the complexity of life in contemporary China. Through Zhang, who is outraged at Severin’s typically American lack of interest in Chinese history and failure to appreciate China’s current standing, the author gives readers insights into the forces that have been at work in China over millennia, and that continue to shape Chinese ambitions today. And Alexander also provides perspectives into the immensely complicated nature of trade agreements. “Chasing the Monkey King” is entertainment so involving you won’t realize you’re being educated, too. The Bookmonger is Barbara Lloyd McMichael, who writes this weekly column focusing on the books, authors and publishers of the Paciﬁc Northwest. Contact her at bkmonger@nwlink. com

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