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CHRISTMAS DINNER
Yep, our Christmas Dinner is going to be bonkers this year. It started last week with Aunt ( first name of female friend )
texting the entire family to say, “Let’s not do a Christmas ham this time. How about roasted
type of bird ) instead?”
“Sounds pretty ( adjective ) to me!” said Cousin ( first name of male friend ). “I haven’t eaten that since
(year in history ), back when I would ( verb ) day and night as a ( occupation ) in ( foreign city ).”
“Yes,” my Aunt typed back, “I just saw a great recipe in ( magazine ). I clipped it out and put it on our
(home appliance ).”
“Yum!” replied my sister ( first name of other female friend ), “But don’t forget Dad, who’s vegan now. Maybe we can add
fried ( plant ) to the menu? Or maybe some ( adjective ) ( fruit plural )?”
“Don’t forget Ned’s finance who’s got food allergies!” Mom texted. “She such a ( adjective ) woman.
Let’s serve some grilled ( aquatic animal ) too.”
“Oh, ( exclamation )!” said Grandpa. “What are we? Some fancy restaurant in upscale ( nearby town )?!
Call me old-fashioned, but I’ll settle for a bag of ( munchies ) and a flask of ( liquid ) on the side!”
“Holy ( U.S. city )!” I said to myself reading along and shaking my head. “So much ( nonsense word )
happening in this text chain.
