THE ROCKSTAR LIFESTYLE

The rumors are true! Rockstar ( full name of friend ) is coming to town!

Yes, the worldwide famous singer — also known as ( nonsense word ) — is coming to Delaware fronting his/her band, The ( adjective ) ( plural animal )!

The legendary group will take the stage at the area’s hottest new club, ( color ) ( noun ), touring on the release of their hot Top-Ten single, “( verb ) The ( noun )!”

Of course, we’re not talking about any ordinary rock star! How many musicians do you know who can drink ( number >1 ) pints of ( liquid ), smoke endless ( plural noun ) and who-knows-whatelse, and then perform a mind-( verb ending in -ing ) show every night of the week? Not many, I tell you!

Not only are band members ( adjective )-rock innovators, but they are rock rebels. When police busted their mega-party last month at a multi-million-dollar ( type of house ) in ( U.S. city ), authorities found ( number >1 ) grams of ( type of powder ), ( number >1 ) pounds of ( type of herb ), a herd of wild, unlicensed ( plural animal ), and remnants of ceremonial drug from ( foreign country ) known simply as ( nonsense word ).

I can’t wait for them to come to our town!